How could I forget honey? (Noun Town Language Learning)
Northernlion2026-05-26Noun Town Language Learning
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dengzi. dengzi. mocked. mocked. drop it. okay, what else you got for me? handbag. that's actually fucking huge. shou ti bao. shou ti bao. shou ti bao. shou ti bao. shou ti bao. shou ti bao.
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wait, that felt so fucking good. i know i got it wrong according to the game, but i feel like i just became 0.1% more chinese when i did that. like i feel like i felt the pieces snapped into place in my head. shou ti bao. shou ti bao. shou ti bao. shou ti bao. shou ti bao.
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show people show people show people show people show people show people show people show people show people show people show people. fuck that. we fucking run this joint. you fucking run this joint man.
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i was about to say it's over for them, but i don't know what the implication on that would be. but it's a fucking funny thing to have almost said for sure.
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2:39
them being the words, right? yeah. yeah. them being the words. revise now. what the fuck? pansai. shigen hansai. ronu. nioujo. nioujo. not even close. roku. cd. gongnio. da suan. guangpan. it's guangpan. ma yifan.
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3:46
ma yifen. xi zhong will help on this one. bao xian mo. bao xian mo will help chat. lan z. but i'm learning this is, this is not, this is like z. lan z. lan z. ping zhi. ping zhi. ping zhi. lu zhi.
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xinyou, pijou. this is the old. coffee, motherfucker. da i, coffee. bao, bao. ping zu. ping zu. i'm impressed, i'm impressed with myself for ping zu. ping zu. ping zu. taku, taku, taku.
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tā kù. haha, wǒ bō shō lāo qī. nǐ dìkù xīn shì shème yāngde. nǐ wèi shème zài chèli. nǐ zhù ai shème. nǐ tāoyìn shème. bīn gān. bīn gān. bīn gān. xiān bīn. bòu lìběi.
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there's another session ready to revise.
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7:44
lan. next item in 11. okay, but first didn't we fucking completed our goal bro? no, because we haven't fucking found our robot work yet. lan. i have a lan house with a lan window. that's gonna stick with me man. lan is the color of all that i wear. it's me again.
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8:36
let's do this, man. learn more words. lenny! damn.
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9:20
that was fucking good. who taught you? no, the game is not just mandarin by the way. i'm imagining that probably like 98% of people that buy it on steam are buying it to learn a little bit of japanese but i'm not like other white boys. i bought it to learn mandarin chinese. we do things a little differently here. they do have spanish, german, portuguese, english, french. i don't know what else to be honest.
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that's tough. that's a tough one. that's tough.
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that would have been a fucking great clip. that would have been an amazing clip. thank you john cena. bing ji ling. bing ji ling. bing ji ling. bing ji ling. i mean that's an easy. bing ji ling. bing ji ling. bing ji ling. someone said imagine the words riding on a roller coaster. i think it's helping me out a lot.
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deng... deng... deng... deng... deng... deng... deng... i didn't know bro was named a lamp. deng... oh, i mastered these ones too fast. cash register. shouyinji... shouyinji... shouyinji... shouyinji... shouyinji...
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third tone on the end there, i can tell. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji. shou yun ji.
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can i ask you something chat? if it's tsi, why is it a ji? if it's tsi, why is it a ji? it's not? well, it is an opinion. the romaji.
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it's not c, it's g, but it's closer to ts than the j. why didn't they use a ts? why didn't they use a ts? don't pull that esl learning shit on me. you're gonna say, oh, it's just something you have to fucking remember. that's my fucking line. that's my line when somebody who speaks chinese asks me why english breaks all the rules. i go, well, it's just something you have to remember. you don't do that shit to me. i do that shit to you, okay? shou yin zi. shou yin zi.
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literally just talk faster.
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shouyinzi, shouyinzi. zaidan, zaidan. zaidan, zaidan. zaidan, zaidan. zaidan, zaidan. zaidan, zaidan. now here's what's gonna fuck with you. what the fuck is this? shou, shou, shou nzi, shou nzi.
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we should play the english version, man. that would be so fun.
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kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa tsu. kwa
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if you close your eyes, you can do anything. i learned this? sanjinji.
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we need dan to play this, man. i think dan speaking really good mandarin chinese just makes so much sense to me. there's just something about it that like i could almost picture him like
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like just talking as fast as he normally talks but mandarin chinese spilling out of his mouth. i could see him being one of the most famous 1000 americans in china for sure. shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi, shouyin zhi,
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wait, that felt awesome. oh wow.
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okay, well you know what? there you go. i just, i was, i was just keeping it honest. i need wine again. oats after four o'clock.
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hò tào jiǔ hò tào jiǔ are we ready? yes, now. hò tào jiǔ hò tào jiǔ sān... sān jiǔ jiǔ sān jiǔ jiǔ sān xīn jiǔ jī dān sān xīn jiǔ i thought that was pretty close. bīng jī līng bīng jī līng dān
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dung. cho yin ji. cho yin ji. cho yin ji. holy fuck. holy fuck. holy fuck. you've reached the daily limit of words that should be learned in one day. nah, man. nah, we're a little past that. we're a little past that to be honest with you. any chance we could play some fucking air hockey? can i? they're doing, they're cutting me off, which i understand, but it's pissing me the fuck off, man.
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i might be a natural polyglot. just let me learn how to speak the language in one day. where do you live? loi ji, ni zhu zai na li. yennefer. rocky, where do you live? i recognize that shit as rocky. loi ji, ni zhu zai na li. loi ji, ni zhu zai na li. that's really tough to say it that fast for me, man. that's a lot of tones. loi ji, ni zhu zai na li. loi ji, ni zhu zai na li. loi ji, ni zhu zai na li.
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i live in the mountains. he lives near a lamp? i heard zhōng zhōng. alright, i think i'm ready.
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i think i'm ready. i'll start as yennefer, that's fine with me. lo qi, ni zhu zhai nal yi.
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next. it's easy.
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that's how you third tone? okay, that was pretty good. holy shit. holy shit. they love me! they love me! rock is selected. wo bo chu sheng shan. wo chu zai sheng shan. wo zhu zhai wo chu zai sheng shan. wo chu zai sheng shan. wo chu zai sheng shan.
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i don't think i deserve that one. to me it sounds like...
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i thought that one was pretty bad to be honest, but... yeah, tian.
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that's so hard, holy shit man. that's so hard, holy shit man.
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it fucking got something there. i didn't click the button. literally learning a language is like a fighting game. you're right, you just have to learn the basics and then you go in the lab and you start chaining the basics together.
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dong tian hun long, jia tian bi zhao ru. oh, fucking, it got me halfway there. it got me halfway there. dong tian hun long, jia tian bi zhao ru. what the, how did you just get bi zhao? out of that whole thing, how did you just get bi zhao? dong tian hun long, jia tian bi zhao ru.
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i felt it, it felt fucking good. it felt fucking awesome. it felt fucking incredible. i wanna i wanna do it again! hesti. that's lo yu ji? where do you live? i live in the mountains. what's the weather there?
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i forgot the rest but that's okay. he's learned nothing? that's pretty fucking good for day one, man. should we do preposition and verb structure? remember that in chinese you don't say, i work in a school, but i stay in a school work. that might be a little advanced for a young pup like me. i said remember like it was common knowledge.
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they need to have a mode for smart people, where you learn a thousand words a day and in ten days you master the language. avgn should play this. i need to watch some avgn videos translated into mandarin, man. wait, i knew what i was gonna do next. what i was going to do next was to go to my inbox and go to home and do a revision.
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i want to do it again.
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okay, okay, wait a second. we're actually building a little bit here. kate, i know you're streaming right now. we immediately need to invite some chinese parents to go out for yakiniku just so i can, like all order in english. but then when it comes, i'm gonna go.
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well, now you got me looking at cookie. cookie's different. bing gan. bing gan. bing gan. fuck it, bro. we have time for five more words. mian tuan. mian tuan. mian tuan. it's interesting. isn't dou like mian in korean? mian tuan. mian tuan. mian tuan.
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this is big. yen. yen. yen. yen. yen. yen. what have i done? bro, what have i, i got frozen. fung me. me. austin, is that you? fung me. fung me. twin, twin's basil. fung me. fung me. fung me. fung me. fung me. fung me.
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we were on these streets, man. pot! that's tone. that's tone. that time i kept flat tone. i just nodded. not this shit again.
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when is this over? why do you already speak mandarin? you don't have any mandarin? you don't have to brush up on your mandarin? cow goes quack 69? you don't have to brush up on your mandarin? yes? well then fucking help me! help me! i do want type a chatters for this, it's true.
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we got an easy seed for this one. yin, yin. gong me, gong me, me on twan, me on twan. gun me on john gun me on john gun me and john gun me and john. okay, i can do this. i can fucking do this man. me on john me on john. did i get it wrong?
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or did i just pronounce it wrong? or both? i guess both is an option as well. mian tuan. mian tuan. mian tuan. mian tuan. yen. yen. tongmi. tongmi. tongmi. tong. little help chat. gan mian zhang. gan mian zhang. gan mian zhang. pi zha. gan mian zhang. gan mian zhang.
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all right, well, there's just no shot. i remember remembering those tomorrow. enjoying it? review on steam or i already did. but i do think this is a good game. i'm having a great time with the game. i'm at my daily live. i tried to speedrun learning mandarin. that's not the way learning languages work, but that's the way i'm gonna make it work. do a quick one in english. imagine though, imagine if it told me my english was all fucked up.
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also, i don't know how to do that. it probably doesn't want you to learn multiple languages at the same time, but let's see, man. glass. glass. flour. stove. salt. salt. this game is easy, man. pastry. okay, i think we can safely say that actually the voice recognition algorithm is pretty good. glass. flour. stove. salt.
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pastry. i would say probably don't get this to learn a language you already know. it doesn't they just show it ain't no point to the damn game! they just show you a picture of something, you say what it is, and you don't run out of the the dictionary potion. here's a cool game for people who like to read books or write sentences. ohhhhhh! ohhh! they won't let me do the lessons either. wooooop! ain't no point to the damn game.
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now we're fucking talking. das messer. der schwarze pfeffer. die mamelade. die mamelade. wait, i'm fucking awesome at german, man. i should be learning german. das glas. die butter. die butter. little help, chad? das messer.
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it's the easiest language. it's actually literally we just proved it says it's as easy as it is. wait, wait, maybe we should learn every language man. here we go. this is what it's all about right here.
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oven, that makes perfect sense. chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, this is why korean is so fucking good man. boom. boom cha, help, go loot. open, chocolate, more pin. we run this town. i know i'm fluent in every language.
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dude, i mean we got 10 more minutes. maybe we should learn what five things are in every language, man. please arabic? i'm scared though. why? because i've never spoken arabic before. it's literally easy? what the fuck, man? i don't remember what any of it is.
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obviously, i don't remember what any of it is. that's crazy. that's the wrong button. language. now this. this, i should be fucking good at, man. this, i should be fucking good at. la patisserie. la patisserie. la patisserie. la patisserie. les tacos. le taco. le taco. le lauge. le lauge. le lauge. les croissants. le croissant. le croissant.
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le croissant. i should fucking learn french, man. i should fucking learn french. this is awesome. les hot dogs. i will test now. les patisseries. le tato. l'orloge. les croissants. les hot dogs. i gotta do more french, man. i gotta do more french. that's awesome.
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what do you got for me? le poulet. le poulet. le poulet. le poulet. le vin. le vin. la serviette. la serviette. la cigarette. la cigarette. la boite. la boite. la cigarette is really funny. give me more. i don't want to do that. we don't need to do the test, bro. learn more words immediately.
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la pizza, je suis une pizza. la pizza. la pizza. le chocolate. le chocolate. le chocolate. la tart. la tart. le poivre noir. le poivre noir. le po. le po. talk to me. talk to me, yennefer. merci. je ne sais pas ce que nous orions fais en votre aide. sorry, i don't know how to help you. i don't know how... wait. thank you. how can we help you?
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thanks, i don't know what we'd have done without your help here. the first thing, mr. renille. i need the money to get my money. you don't need a reason to party. worst part about living on an island, i never get to show off my coats. i need the money to get my money. i thought i was, i don't need a reason to party. two dollars. two dollars. two dollars. two dollars. i want to pay. okay. other things?
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i'm a ryan. i'm a... 37. i'm... 24... 24... yes, i'm... i'm 24... 24... when is your anniversary? when is your anniversary? pardon? when is your anniversary? when is your anniversary?
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my anniversary is the 5th of july. my anniversary is november. i don't necessarily want to... it's out there, but other shows... my anniversary is november. it's not... it's not november. it's not november. you don't need to know. you don't need to know any more than that. it's not november.
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my anniversary. my anniversary in november, capiche. i will not be able to see you. thank you. i will take the cigarette.