They never should have let me do this (Diner Bros 2)

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0:00 it's not. oh, you're just giving straight. it doesn't go on the burger. the fur foods. should i get some more counter? we put one counter behind the drink machine for sure. i don't know if ryan wants more back behind him. i'm doing all right. i'm going to get the luxe. good play. i mean with the prices we're charging. yeah.
0:28 what are we charging for a burger? it's like 40 bucks for the construction worker to get a salad and a burger. that's how you know this game is european. so true. so true. we're not serving any aiolis with the fries to truly europe next. you know what, 100% they're going to be dipping their french fries in mustard. it's going to be... you mean mayonnaise. that's why you do. i know. salad, please. like hella salads. uh oh. and i don't even know how to... okay, mustard. yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00 there's a thief coming! yoosung there's a thief coming! oh yeah look at him he's dressed up as a thief. hey maybe we should uh worry about the customers we have. he's coming in yoosung! what do i want to uh beat this up? there you go, there you go. hello. okay okay okay. can i get um i can't even see. i genuinely can't even see. profiling the guy dressed in a thief costume and beating him up before he shows up is really funny. i don't know what to do with this plate. okay.
1:32 plain burgers ready to go to we need trash person in the front crash cam would go crazy. no, i'm good last time last time i asked for someone's help. i got passive aggressive towards the end. so oh, i need to give them some ketchup they've been waiting for their ketchup for a minute. yeah. okay. well, we don't need to say it like that. can i get a salad? thank you, they have front of house so easy salad
2:03 tomato salad coming right up. i'm sweating irl right now. here, take one of these. okay, i appreciate it. i appreciate it. the athletes get out of here something quick. can i get a salad please? salad incoming. and then just another leaves. it's a whole damn burger. and another leaves confirmed. thank you. can i get some fries and a plain burger? we got your fries buddy. we got your fries. oh my god. can you lift that fries, corey? thank you. can i get a salad please? coming right up. oh, thank you, kate.
2:46 onion burger with tomato. it's difficult to describe that one. foliage burger is, i don't know, kind of close. look at this. foliage burger is the worst way you could possibly describe it if it doesn't have the edits on it. i'm gonna make some calls. okay, thank you. this is gonna be a huge fight. can i get a tomato burger? confirmed tomato burger. onion tomato burger. oh, holy shit. just like a million burgers. i need some onions. onion fries here.
3:21 can i get a plate on this alan? i'm so sorry. i need fries here. onions cooked, thank you. i need fries here corey, i cannot grab it. and then actual foliage burger down there. what the fuck? okay, okay, you do it, you do it. foliage burger. thank you.
3:43 lag lag i got ketchup on my pass bro. oh sorry, that's on me. it can't be added to the plate for some we need a trash. can i get a red? tom no burger. oh tom no burger confirmed i don't know how to put that down. we need some onions. we need some cooked onions set okay, and then some fries i guess i'll run the fries on myself. hey, can you do ketchup for this one? thank you so much
4:12 hahahaha the phone is so diabolical. lettuce burger also goes wild right now. lettuce burger? thank you. and then salad working would be great. thank you for occasional burger. eat some tomatoes chopped please. fine i'll do it myself. sorry i'm trying to cook like a hundred days. can i get onion lettuce burger? thank you for the salads. no sweat no sweat. we're good on burgers for now. there you go look at that. the salad assembly line goes wild. why is there so much trash?
4:51 um, can we get a tomato burger? yeah, who the fuck is littering all over our kitchen? tomato burger. me dropping 17 things because we don't have trash. there's a thief! there's a thief! there's a thief! plain burger. beat his ass! plain burger, plain burger. oh, you already you just did the fries? okay, that's huge. look at that. tomato burger's ready to go. oh, that was a that was a spicy one! that was clean. that was fucking clean. yo, nice mvp. the phone went wild.
5:20 canonically, we don't know if it's mvp, but it feels like mvp to me. it does feel like mvp. oh, what am i doing? okay. running shoes. a dash. 450 for that, huh? still don't need plates. oh, i guess... no, you don't need plates for fries, so i think we're chill. i would love a trash because i keep littering because i don't know what to do. hold on, let me reroll. we have to reroll a few times. oh! the trash is huge. where do we want the trash?
5:52 sorry here. yeah, that's fine. that's not good for us, but you don't need trash. i'm having contrast. i got a pile of garbage. oh wait, wait, wait, kory move this counter right here. yeah, can we do a multi purpose? multi directional trash look at my chef man, oh you're getting you're getting destroyed man, look at that. oh
6:28 both way, both way, both way trash. k, you gotta get down on this. there's a whole game out here. okay. oh my god, we're outside! we got the zoomies, man. thank you, thank you everyone, good luck. thank you for the extra counter space, holy cow. look at, we're countered up right now. can i get a salad please? confirmed. oh god. can i get another salad once we're done with initial salad? absolutely. thank you, thank you. beautiful use of tomatoes, look at that.
7:09 can i get a phone dial whenever it's appropriate? yo, look at this. can i get tomato burger please? as well as salad burger? and then if someone wants to run a fries out here, i wouldn't be opposed to that. thank you. uh, there's like hella people in my way right now. wrong guy, wrong guy. you threw lettuce on the ground. kory, you were boxing me out for 13 and a half years! of course i gotta throw lettuce on the ground.
7:45 well, you're holding a whole head of lettuce. yeah, because i couldn't get to the place where i wanted to go. tomato burger ready to go? librarian added to the compilation. the view's on crash outs? i don't know. front of house and back of house always beefin', man. so true. can i get a leaf? wait, get out of here! look, he's trying to steal our onion! thank you for the beef. front of house, you gotta watch. you gotta... thank you. yeah, you can ring that telephone. can i get an onion foliage springtime burger, please? absolutely no problem.
8:21 then oh, there's so many fucking customers. yeah, all of a sudden take the order take the order i had to clean the plate first and honestly i was a little stun lock for a second. uh, we need like hella fries being ran yeah, we got we got good fry on the pass around the pass and then can i get it? can i get a salad whenever it's remotely a salad and leaves ready to go. thank you you have a tomato burger on the pass down south as well. thank you. oh
8:48 i mean down can i get an onion lettuce burger at the nearest possible opportunity absolutely salad salad and then right fries lettuce onion burger goes so hard right now it's not even funny thank you more fries i got leaves for you leaves goes rise up rise up more fries more fries
9:15 can i get a face down fries up? that's the way i like to cook. need some onions, onion tomato burger. there's onions down there. oh, huge. we need one more. time burger and fall time foliage, please. i'm picking up what you're putting down, brother. yeah. thank you. okay. the fries tech goes wild. thank you for that. thank you for the onions. lettuce, two lettuce, two lettuce leaves, two leaves. ready to go in just one second here. thank you.
9:49 that was big. that was big. we need some more onions and then a tomato burger whenever we can tomato. you want to get nasty on the telephone? yeah. yeah. i don't like the ketchup sound, but that's okay. leaves. plain leaves goes hard. i even said a word. you just got to pick a tomato salad double tomato salads incoming.
10:25 double up double up quick quick quick. there it is. there it is. yo do you see that thief tech oh there's another guy there's not the thief there's nothing oh fuck i'm beating their asses. i'm gonna do that salad, please tomato salad incoming. oh let's go wild right now. ah great day great day. oh
10:53 my bad, it could have been better on the phones. no, i believe this is great. lettuce, burger, fries, mustard. we need a new burger. this one won't work because it's got onions on it. yeah, i fucked up on that one. great day everyone. think of how much stuff we're gonna be able to buy. look at this. i think we're gonna get s. yeah, this has gotta be an s. we wanna make like a bit of a maze like pattern back here.
11:22 i'm going prime primordial fast 9 quick reroll. go call. i'll call phone. i'll call now. thank you.
11:56 good luck everyone. can i get a springtime burger and fries? thank you. and then just raw leaves whenever we can. love leaves. love leaves. thank you for the onion. yeah. if you want to get nasty on the phone, we can get nasty on the phone. love that. springtime burger and leaves. oh, you ran them? you ran them already. i ran them. leaves goes hard and then burger working for construction. leaves working for athlete goes wild or salad working for athlete. oh shit, i gotta be fast.
12:29 you okay? she's good. can i get a tomato burger? tomato burger ready? it's a well oiled fucking machine, man. as the music swells, can we get some more phones? thank you. yeah, we're on the same page. we're doing a salad and some fries. salad ready? if someone oh, i'm so sorry. if you want to run those fries out after you're done chopping, that would go wild. plain burger, plain ass burger, which is a surprise. good run, good run.
13:01 salad please and then probably yeah salad and leaves goes wild. salad's ready. plain burger's good to serve too. thank you. leaves ready. i would love someone to help me run those fries, but like no pressure if not. salad would go crazy here. don't stop, salad. oh, that was close. yo, have you ever beaten them? there you go. salad under the salad.
13:34 oh, sorry. sorry another salad. oh, okay. can we get your ethernet cable plugged in so that we have less lag salad goes wild. yes, you're hitting them. you're beating them before they even show up. oh, no, we burnt onions. oh, that's okay. that's okay worker not a salad and some ketchup. oh, yeah. oh, i'll run the fries. so i was ready. oh
14:06 you can grab them from outside you saw. that's the whole point. i didn't know. we got off our burger dish. we got a thief coming in on the right side. can i get a full time burger? there were onions ready in the top right ryan. my bad y'all. and then plain burger and then lettuce burger. foll burgers ready. plain burgers ready.
14:30 basically, i've created stations where there should always be product. lettuce is ready. oh, can i get some lettuce on that thing? more fries, more fries! holy shit. fries are up. you also have a plane to serve to somebody. yeah, thank you. can i get a lettuce salad burger? salad burger incoming. just need a patty for it. and then we could hit those phones as well like we're canvassing for the election. damn.
15:02 okay, full time burger with some fries. i'll run the fries. oh, kate's run the fries! okay. i still don't understand that you can grab the fries from the other side. that's on me. can i get a leaf burger? first thing, i'm gonna give you that tomato burger. with the onions on top. we need one more patty, please. salad would go wild. and then if we want to hit the phones, i'm not gonna complain. oh shit. lettuce burger. i love this. look at this. they're eating it with mustard. they're heathen.
15:40 salad burger please and tomato burger, please just like hella burgers honestly right now. it's kind of hell back here. it's kind of hell back here. oh shit fuck i didn't cook the fries. fuck fuck salads ready i didn't heard it before
16:20 oh can i get some onions on you? you're not talking you're not communicating okay there's one person in the restaurant and i literally said that i'm cooking okay confirmed oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck who's hr i i am your hr god
16:46 think i got a dose out the phone calls. i think that's the tech i couldn't keep up with the cooking man. i couldn't keep up with the cook you can't even get past that you can't get past that we're expanding we're expanding what the fuck kind of expansion is this? two star two star
17:16 this is a nightmare. that's okay. you guys rearrange the restaurant. i'm gonna go pee. okay. it's already. oh shit, dude. do we want to like use this area or buy something else? huh? we can't buy right now. we can't buy anything anymore. okay, that's fine. i think we can move the trash can. no, i like trash can in there though.
17:42 the problem is i keep trying to throw stuff out when i'm trying to pick things up. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. i like this. and then can, so i can grab fries from this angle, right? and i just failed. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, okay, thank you. so i'll try to put fries in this window and then i'm always trying to keep tomatoes up. what do we move onion to be here? that's fine.
18:17 i don't know how to refer to this other than what i'm about to say. is cuck table positioning okay? i couldn't was that is that better or would you rather just have it out here with the rest? i don't know. i kind of like having like some room space there. okay. well, you're front of house. you tell us. okay, this is huge. and if it sucks, then we can kill me after the stream. well, i have a great idea. oh, it looks crazy. the beat is insane.
18:47 i think in front of the past it's not great. the feng shui is ass right now but that's okay. she's just making, she's recreating the lost meme or lost whatever. lost yeah. i can put one over here. i am the one the one i am the one. okay. okay let's do it. lots of room. let's do it big. shit is expansive back here. we might we might want another like fucking uh human.
19:20 we might want another human. yeah, that's a conversation we can have. in this game, was there like an auto cooker at any point? no, no. that's played up, reza. no ai cooker. only human only. can i get salad, leaves, and salad? wow. no sweat. bring that phone. i got you one phone. can i get some fries? they're there. they're ready to go. okay. dude, i'm getting a workout back here. like, it's a lot of ground to cover. oh, lag out the wazoo.
19:58 can i get the salad and the lettuce? thank you. my brain froze for a second. can i get lettuce burger? leaves ready, lettuce burger coming right up. thank you. and then the foam. lettuce burger goes wild. can i get a fall burger? fall burger confirmed. there you go. thank you so much. a springtime burger after that would go wild. some onions on the stove, please. yep. and then if we can... oh, you know what? i can dial. look at that.
20:35 tomato burger ready to go. thank you for the onions. thank you for the tomato burger. i think this is a springtime burger ready to go. thank you. lettuce burger ready to go. can i get an onion burger at our earliest convenience please? earliest convenience will be right now. that's huge. and then i'll hit the phone. thank you. can i get an onion burger once again? i'm gonna grab some fries. fuck, we need chopped onion. fuck! i dropped the potato over there. it's all over.
21:12 honestly, we could hit that phone like we're a stockbroker in the 50s because it's pretty slow right now. confirmed. there's your salad. thank you. and then onion burger. the fry is not grabbable space. onion burger for you. thank you. thank you. tief tief! i didn't know that was such an integral part of can i get a salad burger and some leaves? confirmed.
21:38 know that was such an integral part of business management as a owner owning restaurant is beating up i dropped this shit on the fucking floor. okay, can i get a tomato burger as well tomato burger already ready? that's huge and then a salad. oh salad and we can get some more fries running as well. i want to get freaky with it. oh
22:04 wonder what's the cooldown on the phone. welcome! not long! yeah! can i get leaves please and a tomato burger? leaves confirmed, tomato burger incoming. yo, kate with the sauce, that's incredible. can i get an onion? stat. right there. thank you.
22:28 damn, two phones. we're popping off right now. um, can i get salad and onion burger? onion burger confirmed, salad incoming, then leaves. thank you. and then another salad goes wild after that. yo, kate, quiet. kate is honestly mvp right now. oh! you dropped it. oh no! salad for you. thank you. need onion? in the phones. is this a thief? this is a thief. okay. um, can i get a tomato burger?
23:03 tomato burger ready to go. and then a plain ass burger please. plain burger already ready? onion burger and fries. onion burger ready to go? oh my, i don't even have to do the sauces right now. a plain ass burger? eat some burgers please. burgers please. eat some patties. huge day, huge day. regular ass leaves and a salad. confirmed. regular ass burger incoming. thank you. then salad.
23:42 actually wait. oh shit. you took my lettuce! you took my lettuce again! lettuce burger incoming. i'll serve you yesterday. deliver the burger! i'm zooming, i'm zooming. we turned on each other like... huge day. doggy dog world back here, man. i know, kory, i'm looking at this shit. this is spicier than market in mirage, man. have you been hitting the thog?
24:12 i've been hitting the thugs, yeah. me learning a new dance move. you hitting the thuggy? show me how to thuggy. oh, what is it? double patty? double patty. what's flour for? we making fried chicken or something? oh shit. oh my god. oh my god. it's just flour. it's exciting. it's electric right now. are we making the buns now? what's going on? don't give it to kory. he's got too much to do back there. you give it to me. why don't we know?
24:43 onion rings? oh shit, you gotta give it to corey. wait, wait, wait. give the tomato to ryan. oh sure, yeah that's fine. i mean honestly you can give me tomatoes and i can dress the burgers myself easily. okay. i can't even grab the flour. yeah so flour... because your hat is not the construction hat. okay. so grab, chop, flour... hey, i'm a people person. okay.
25:13 they cook so fast too. and i think they just go out raw, plateless. the onion rings would go crazy, man. i'm chopping too. look at this! i'm kinda helping! okay. alright, good luck everyone. alright, well you put the onion in a non standard place and now we're sorry, sorry. can i get leaves and can i get onion rings and onion burger? leaves confirmed. onion rings up. and we can hit those phones. we can hit those phones.
25:48 and then regular ass fries? ooh, what made a regular ass fries? thief, thief, thief, thief, thief, thief, thief! minecraft thief! did you see his pathfinding though? like he got out of the restaurant real quick. can i get salad followed by a fall burger? salad confirmed. thank you. fall burger confirming. thank you. and then can i follow that up with a springtime burger? absolutely. we need onions. cooked onions. oh i see onions.
26:23 and in the back, can we just get some more regular burgers coming along? bro, there's so many thieves! where are we? wall street? hey! oh, the only acceptable answer after that. i was worried. sorry to get based with it. can i get a lettuce burger? you hit the thug! hit the thug! you suck! what? it's not a thug, man! i'm hitting the thug. you know, forget these thugs. i'm hitting the phone. salad, please. thank you.
26:59 onion rings onion rings are up more salads go wild here. i have an extra burger. sorry pass man more salads go more wild holy shit, and then tomato burger goes wild as well tomato burger confirmed thank you, and then we can never have enough salads. you know what i mean onion burger first. oh
27:33 i'm gonna get the fries, kait. thank you. tomato burger up next. thank you. oh, fuck. not bad, y'all. i think these burgers are... oh no, the burgers are perfect. the burgers are perfect. can i get a salad burger and another salad? and then fall burger is like so overdue. understood. fall burger is ready to go. and then salad's incoming.
28:06 thank you. oh, we're gonna make it folks. everything's gonna be okay. regular ass leaves. salad right here! salad right here! you suck! leaves? hero is never early nor late there precisely right on time. um, salad burger also goes wild. salad burger is wild. salad burger? oh god. salad burger not quite done yet. plain burger's going fast though. there you go. i think we got the fucking joker in the restaurant. hit the fog! hit the fog!
28:37 plain burgers are moving right now. i'm holding a plate. i'm holding a plate. i don't know how to let it out. once we're done with that, can we get another salad cooking up? medium rare salad, please. salad's ready. thank you. onion burger also goes wild. there's onion burger already ready. yeah, yeah, yeah. onion burger ready to go. hit the phones. regular ass leaves with a fall foliage burger, please.
29:14 hopefully is ready to go leaves incoming. thank you. tomato burger. tomato burger ready to go. thank you. can i get an onion jockey follow? okay. onion burger. onion burger. onions burning. great day. on your burgers. lettuce burger please. lettuce burgers ready. look at this. and then salad. salad. no sweat. this is a great day. i hit the flow state in there. i hit the flow state big time.
29:52 i've never checked out and like just stared at the corner of the game. oh my god. yo kory silent mvp let's go. he's wiping his damn sweat. let's go.
30:05 these onions, don't give me any more to do with onions. double patty. should we get some more counter? we need more counter back here for sure. the more space we can prep burgers on the better i think. what am i behind ryan? there you go. it doesn't snap the grid, you know? they might start soon so i'm gonna...
30:40 yeah, i want to show them in my spot. i'm in my spot. okay. see you in hell see you in hell. yeah, all right. good luck everyone. he's got burgers on that counter and they won't go you two to one lettuce to tomato ratio. thank you. all right. good luck can i get an onion burger working onion burger confirmed and then we can hit those bones and then a salad oh salad confirmed. thank you
31:18 once we're done, we can hit the phones, i think. jesus. confirm. hey, i'm feeling good. it's busy. leaves for you. thank you. me when i'm feeding a giraffe at a zoo. can i get more leaves? double patty burger. and then a salad. double patty with a tomato. there's your salad. thank you. there's your double tomato. big red. nice. we just made like $70. ew, ew.
31:54 get the salad ready. construction worker is here. yeah. this is what they need after their long hard day of work on a nice hearty salad. 60 calorie lunch. i'm hitting the phones folks. i'm hitting the phones. oh this is... in five minutes we're gonna regret everything. okay can i get salad burger? everything burger. salad burger incoming. leaves incoming. is this soy? sorry kate. go hit the guy. go hit the guy man. there's two thieves.
32:27 salad, leaf, leaf, leaf, leaf. and then tomato burger. tomato burger's good. holy shit. double patty tomato. double patty tomato burger and then a phone burger. we need one of the patties to go on another patty, not on a bun. yeah, yeah, yeah, i understand. and then salad burger working after the double patty burger. salad burger confirmed. tomato doubles, big bread's incoming. thank you. burger with the tomato lettuce. hit that guy, hit the dog.
33:12 this is great. can i get phone burger followed by salad burger? phone burger? phone burger? hey, we got there. you know what i mean? i'm not in the i'm not to the meta here, man. i don't know what you guys are fucking talking about. phone burger is just a i mean it's a burger. it's a burger. it's pressing the button on telephone. leaves incoming. i guess i'm not having a conversation there for a second. double leaves? um, i don't know what this burger is for. where is the tomato lettuce burger?
33:41 that's a tomato lettuce salad! that's a tomato lettuce salad! that's a tomato lettuce salad, sorry. wires got crossed. well it's the first time we've ever seen that. someone in here is on keto. double leaves for you. oh, okay that's so true. um, leaves, thank you. thank you, leaves. fries would go wild. um, kate if you want to do the fries, thank you. fries going wild? um, fries to the person who's gonna kill us. tomato burgers ready?
34:11 and then just yeah tomato burger followed by regular burger followed by salad. onion burgers ready? onion burger is a figment of our mouth. no, no. i saw you think about not having the phones. i hate it. i hate it. there you go. you should be good for a minute up there. thank you. salad. more salads working would go wild.
34:48 tomato burger. let me get this. yeah, yeah, yeah. useless ass burger. can i get a... wait, wait. what the fuck? burger without patty but with salad? that's a weird order. weird order coming up. wait, wait, wait, wait. vegetarian salad burger. vegetarian veggie burger. yeah, salad burger. but salad burger. wait, i gotta get you a tomato burger. stat. yeah, yeah, yeah. tomato burger. there you go.
35:19 oh no! no, fuck you, fuck you! oh fuck! hit him, hit him. construction worker asshole. yeah, beat his ass. damn, she's dancing. she's dancing with it. excuse me, balls are there. yellow sarah. we can carry balls? yellow sarah. wait, what does that even mean? yeah. i think we can double carry.
35:53 oh, you can carry two ingredients. can you carry two plates with the same ingredient? look at those jugs. oh damn. do you think they have those bouncy physics? this is in mahjong. so come on. hey, yeah. and look at these.
36:22 they're so irregular, but they're all beautiful. i see what you're doing. i was trying to stack donuts on it. what do you think the onions would look like? kory, look at us just chopping onions is beautiful. why are you crying? i don't know. all right, good luck. um, plain burger, onion burger, phone burger. i got a phone burger. there's your plain burger. and then hella onion rings, honestly.
36:59 we need some cooked onions. we need some cooked onions. thank you for the cooked onions. wait, those are onion rings bro! i know but i need onions! i need cooked onions! well, i'm here. i heard it. i'm gonna move some of these onion rings. that's my bad. that's genuinely my bad.
37:24 another onion burger goes wild honestly followed by salad followed by leaves plain burger if we have onion rings like fired, that would be amazing. make sure you run you saw you have dash oh you got wow apm isn't that uh good? salad for you. oh my god. he needs help in the front and some more onion rings would go wild. we could go to this one thank you. oh sweat a lot more onion rings leaves
38:00 phone burger. a gentle reminder that you can dash. okay, leaves and leaves please. two leaves coming right up. two leaves ready to go. why did you throw that to me? kate, i'm just gonna be real with you. i have no idea what i'm doing half the time. can i get a lettuce burger, please? lettuce burger ready to go. thank you. phone burgers are excellent. thank you.
38:39 and then fall burger please followed by some fries. oh, we have the fries. fall burger ready to go. phone burger being created right now. anyone else's vision? i got him. can i get a weird fuck ass order of meat, tomato, onion, and then double onion burger please? double onion burger incoming. thank you.
39:09 and then like way down the pipeline, a salad would go wild. but the fuck ass order still needs to be done. tomato, onion, and then a salad. tomato, onion, thank you. oh my god. and a lettuce burger. thank you, salad? lettuce burger's ready to go. double patties, tomato. big red, big red. i was waiting for this moment. big red. can i get big onion? big onion. and then a salad.
39:43 salad's gonna come out first thing to wait on some patties. yeah, double double big onion goes wild here if we can this will be big onion right here i'm hitting the thuggish to not get yelled at i can't hit this thug. okay, here we go. um leaves would go wild right now i'm literally trapped by a customer smack them more even more leaves even more leaves salad salad we go salad jockey. please another salad another salad incoming
40:30 and then onion burger. cottonwood blowing in my window, man. onion burger with lettuce. we need some cooked onions, please. okay. no. can i get a plain burger, please? plain burger is good. thank you. onion lettuce burger is good. and then just a lettuce burger, i think, is overdue if we can rush that one. oh, shit. gotcha.
41:12 nevermind. beat his ass. beat his ass. beat his ass. beat his ass. get the fuck, don't come back. get out of here. don't come back. you come in ten minutes before close and then get mad about the fact that the burger's taking a couple minutes too long. holy cow, randy. look at him go. look at him go. a, a. i don't think everyone pays. a is basically a fail. yeah.
41:43 fucked up yellow soda oh no another table you're ruining his life another four top and another item we might have to do cup table positioning yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah totally works fine it totally works fine you can tip that thing off damn yo you can grab the coat you can grab the coat oh shit she's getting away oh viral at mcdonald's
42:13 we can actually grab the call. that's real. that's real. you order ice cream do the drive through and you grab the. yes, i haven't seen that. i haven't seen that. and the only one that's hurt stressed out now is fine. that's just how bald men looks like. we don't need to hit the phone. god damn. yeah, that's true. it's better to do a good job than salad please. i'm not finishing that sentence. i don't have the brain power.
42:45 there's a hot potato on my thing, but it's not being cooked. fall burger please. there's all sorts of fucked up ingredients on the counters. i was trying to help at the start of the day, i'm sorry. taking the potato out of the potato box and filling up a counter is not helping. i need cooked onions bro. yeah. put them straight on the burger when you got it. on the left here. the tomato one? yeah.
43:15 yeah, some ball burgers in the wild. and then the weirdest veggie burger you've ever seen, guacamole burger. you know what i mean? put it on the left one. cooked onions on the left. thank you. keto salad followed by lettuce burger, please. confirmed. thank you. i'm not hitting the phones right now. just kidding. i am. need some more cooked onions. see...
43:49 onion lettuce without the patty coming out. okay, can you take the order? yeah. yeah. thank you. we need cooked onions asap. here's an everything burger cooked onions on the pass for you. thank you. thank you. what the burger in there? thank you. and then we'll have avocado. please. keto salad. the nomenclature. thank you for the keto salad. doesn't need a button. yellow tomato burger, please.
44:21 i need a salad salad coming up next plain burger, then tomato burger and we're back. thank you. we're so bad. okay, okay. we can probably weave in a phone. plain burger and then a fall burger salad burger for you. i need a plain burger. plain burger for you. all burger for you. thank you. now that was big.
44:55 lettuce burger phone burger that is burger incoming and then home burger a your own discussion red red meatless burger cooked onions corey please down there always one down there. okay, smile. um springtime burger please. what's up burgers ready to go? your springtime burger. oh, it's gonna be lettuce tomato quick lettuce. thank you. there's your salad. oh
45:28 it's getting dark. it's getting dark outside. or i'm passing out, one of the two. um, fucked up red burger, no meat, please. fucked up red burger. i need a burger with a lettuce onion. a springtime burger, i got you. oh, i dropped it. you got it. okay. um, can i get a plain burger? god, i've never been so happy to see a plain. tomato incoming. holy shit. um, can i get a lettuce? a salad? sorry. salad incoming. salad is wild. salad ready.
46:04 lettuce burger please. you got it. can i get a plain burger? plain burger for you? i'm stuck. i'm literally stuck right now. okay, can i get a lettuce or salad please? salad for you. onion fries. oh, sorry. sorry. okay, i'm coming with you behind fries. can i get an onion burger? lettuce asap. onion burger, lettuce.
46:41 this double carry thing is fucking me up. oh, clean. not too bad. not too bad. that's clean. that's clean. that's clean. my back of house dropped me a springtime burger while i got a triple kill in mid lane. let's go. a plus passable passable. something is burning. she's a tiger mom. yeah, don't worry about it. it's fine.
47:09 no shot we haven't served 20 burgers man. i don't think we need any of this. i'm too scared to accept any of this. look at this r&b. i feel like there's probably a more efficient way to lay out the back here. i'm not gonna touch anything. no, i want to help so bad. i'm just gonna chop some onions, i'm done. one onion chopped? yeah, i just want to help. i just want to be a part of the team. i want to be a part of the back house.
47:36 the thief coming. can i get a fucked up springtime burger, no bun? and then springtime burger, no bun. wow. corey, put a patty on those onions on the right. and can i get some fries cooking please? no, corey, put a patty on the... we need patties with no buns, guys. it's very presumptuous to put the patty on a bun. is this cooked fries? it's not cooked. it's not cooked. it's not cooked. i need some cooked onions. thank you for fall burger, by the way.
48:11 i'm trying my best. i need some cooked onions right now! no baddies, onions! no baddies, onions! there you go, there's the first fucked up one. we need onions! more onions? yes, look at the news at the top! we need onions! alright, alright. can we get a listening burger please?
48:43 i don't even know what we need, but we need like onion burger for sure. keto salad. and then springtime burger. thank you so much. more onions please. more on salad salad salad. onions. confirmed. thank you for the salads. i've got an onion and lettuce coming out. you need the a. i don't know. yeah. can i get an exact replica of that last burger?
49:19 i need lettuce. and then even more lettuce goes wild. i got your lettuce coming up. there's your onion burger ready to go before they lose. here comes your lettuce. thank you. and then more lettuce. and then tomato burger goes wild. tomato burger goes wild. tomato burger. thank you tomato burger. i'm hitting phone burger a few times. can i get salad? salad confirmed.
49:46 okay, we're catching up. we're catching up. we need tomato salad to eat a salad as well. keto salad confirmed. hey, can you clean that plate? thank you. is the salad ready? keto salad. and i sure hope somebody wants a double burger because i can put that up. keto salad is ready. regular salad incoming. let us come on. quick, quick, quick. sorry. motherfucker, man.
50:21 lettuce. and then leaves whenever we can. oh my god. let's do this round, we should move the phone. lettuce. lettuce ready? um, it's a fall time burger. confirmed. fall time burger is ready. something is burning. that's burnt! can i get some more people in this restaurant please? i need plain burger. plain burger confirmed. okay, can i get salad burger? salad burger confirmed. followed by onion burger.
51:06 i need onion ring. salad burger. thank you. plain burger. i can't, i dropped this. i dropped salad burger on this guy and i can't get it. oh my god. can i get a salad burger again? i'm so sorry. no, sorry. deliver the leaves and we're ready to go. okay. can i get forgiveness burger working? there's your salad burger. thank you. i'm really gonna try not to fuck it up. okay. tomato burger, onion burger, onion burger. oh my god. you're in the fucking plan, bitch.
51:42 i can't even hit this person right now. i'm a lag burger right now. i heard it. oh no, two x's! where's my plane burger? okay, sure, we're gonna go on some other shit. oh, he's done, okay. it's me, it's me, it's me. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
52:16 i need to not have... yeah another grill would be helpful. we need to have... i need to not have the burger right next to the grill. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. dedicated onion grill goes wild. we might want more counter. is that... is that fucked up? no, no, don't put it over there. don't put it over there. actually, you know what? yeah, put it over there. i can handle onions. oh, no, no, but we need it close to the fryer for onion rings. because you have to chop it. yeah, yeah, because we have to split the difference here. there you go.
52:49 and then you can put the counter space maybe like here. i've adopted phone burger. i don't know, it's the same amount of work, it's just one more... like this isn't that bad, i think. the problem is we don't have space to put the things that are cooked. you know what i mean? i can't preload the flow enough. i'm wondering if there's a better organization here.
53:27 i don't know if we need like the three squares of space here. wait, wait, wait. lift that onion? oh, there it is. i say i put the onions like here. and then what if you put... okay. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's pretty good. that's pretty good. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, though. wait, no, wait. what the... what's going on? what i was thinking is like...
54:05 you got me in like a little a little flexion over here now that's an architecture burger right there what's going on? oh, this is fucked up. this is this is take this counter kitchen island. i love it. ooh well, you're blocking the way though. no, i can't go up here. what's wrong with that? oh
54:46 but like you'd like this set up with the two lanes in the middle is so peak because two people. this is what i was saying. yeah, this is what i was saying. we didn't need i don't know if we needed all that space but now we can put more counter down here. i don't think the counter left is doing much to people can grab off it. okay, okay. peak peak lanes. what are we setting up for baron? i don't know the reference. i should be glad i don't know the reference.
55:15 are we done? i thought we were done. i thought we were done. like i have to get through. see? good luck, everyone. i think i hate this immediately. this is awesome. this is peak. can i get a ball time burger? veggie burger. put some of these man. ball time burger, veggie burger. there's an order on the bottom and then veggie burger with meat. thank you for the bottom order. throwing like a slight change into things has ruined my life.
55:54 let me grab the two pennies down on the button right there or not on a plate. sorry. just on a plate. there you go. oh, dude. i hate this whole outline. i can't move. i thought you fucked up keto by the way. we're fucked man. we're fucked. thank you for that. the keto's at the end. yeah. can i get a patty on this thing?
56:28 nope, okay please okay onion rings. oh, no, we're fucked. oh no huge um can i get double onion onion rings? what does double onion mean? that's gonna happen
56:53 what about mid autominal double onion do you not understand? okay, um fucked up disaster like 20 plates in my head serve for a service saw there was 10 seconds where i was caught unaware oh
57:16 alright well now the rush is over. we can't have that in this business! can i get a fucking friendship burger once in a while as well? just a reminder there's a friendship burger. there you go. okay, uh, full time burger please. thank you. fall time burger confirmed. and then double patty tomato please. i got him, i got him. get out of here. fall time burger. trying to come in the back door? salad, salad, two salads. two salads and big red.
57:51 double double burger is on the left the fuck. he won't put it down double tomato double patty. what's up? okay, i'm literally you're blocking me from serving lettuce lettuce oh my god, the biggest lag burger there ever was big red big red ready to go lettuce for you for big red thank you for the lettuce and then a salad would go wild. there's your salad. oh
58:24 i'm having a real hard time with this flow back here. can i get a plain ass salad please? or plain ass leaves? leaves incoming. onion ring. and then lettuce burger. lettuce burger incoming. springtime burger followed by lettuce burger. third leaves please. thank you. i need another onion ring. salad incoming. just the lettuce. leaves for you. thank you. would love a lettuce burger if you got the gumption. here's your lettuce burger. thank you. can i get a springtime burger after that?
59:03 you need some lettuce and you're good to go. yeah, yeah, yeah. salad incoming. another salad, double salad. salad, nakawazu please. serve the athlete first, here it comes. me when i'm maitre d' at a restaurant that's hosting the olympics. okay, here we go. there you go. grabbing the salad, no plate. i'm hitting this phone burger by the way. salad burger. salad burger. what the fuck? double onion. salad. fuck. fuck. i need patties, i need patties.
59:44 there's two patties here! i need them not to be on plates. like i need them not to be on plates. they gotta know they gotta be combined! they gotta be doubled up on! can i get fries burger? and by that i just mean fries. i need double patty onion quick. a sep. salad. a sep. salad. a sep. that salad ain't making it but i'm gonna try. fries. a sep. well obviously those aren't gonna go. can we get a fifth player?
1:00:10 we get a justin burger, please. well, we got to see which means we failed. yeah. well, it's two o'clock. it's two o'clock. it is two o'clock. damn. that went fast. that was a great enjoyment. i feel like i put in two hours of work. the real work was like straight out of the bear. i felt it. thanks for playing, guys. now i know i'm just so angry.
1:00:42 thanks for the codes. of course. thank you. thank you for the organizing.