Just four friends and a crazy dream (Diner Bros 2)

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0:00 anything? i didn't push anything. okay, okay. grab burger patty. cook. cook. i'm cooking it. combine. combine. okay, here you go. am i stuck down here? i can't even play the game. wait, where are you? you're top left. that's me. no, no, no. i'm orange. i'm orange. oh, you're the server. yeah, i'm the server. who's who? ryan is pink. kory is blue. i'm on plates.
0:29 i'm on red. oh my god, i'm so sorry we had to 86 the burger today we don't have that anymore i will put them i mean this is mad is you're gonna take the thing and to clean it you gotta bust the table how do i oh? okay, there's a door here by the way. there's a hold x to clean. yeah. yeah. thank you. thank you. oh
0:59 but there's no way for me to join everyone in the kitchen. i just showed you there's a door! oh shit, sorry. sorry. kory, how do i say this nicely? i wasn't listening, not even remotely. i noticed. what the fuck he bailed? oh, i was just exploring my surroundings. okay, now i'm playing for real though. we're losing that on tip money. okay.
1:22 we just got cold burgers sitting here man. sorry. i don't. i'm the mvp. hell that's messed up. oh, go to the store. great service today. wait, wait, they're doing some plate up. oh, lettuce. okay. 60 bucks for lettuce. now, man, we had era one.
1:51 hold on, we gotta toggle the build mode! we gotta build lettuce. i'm not touching anything right now. you're touching everything! you're moving the table! i'm literally not moving at all. i'm giving us more space. wait, hold on. should i give lettuce here and then someone has to chop it? you can chop it there? okay. where can we chop it? maybe we should put it over here so we can chop it on this middle. okay, we don't even need to chop it. okay, wait, hold on. let me move it. you gotta chop it. next to the burger.
2:22 you gotta chop it on a counter. you gotta chop it. no, it says grab at all. yeah, the next thing it says is chop. okay, okay. there's a counter here. okay, okay. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's the chop. that's the chop. that could be bread lettuce, boy. wait, the music's kind of crazy. oh, wait, do we have to do it right now? hey, is there any way to turn the music down? because i don't think i can control the music from here. oh, okay. okay, i'll... thank you, thank you.
2:50 i got that. it's good. should we end the day? yeah, let's do it. okay. okay. we got burgers ready for tomorrow. just sitting. they're gone. prep, prep, prep, prep, prep. i've got the wrong kate in the title. i've used your x.com username. there we go.
3:20 hey, it's ironic we're chopping lettuce, but no one in this lobby is chopped. i love you guys. chopped, of course, for those who don't know, means busted. old and busted. can you take the order? oh my god, you're literally standing there! confirmed they just want lettuce? they just want lettuce? i just want lettuce. just lettuce. i'll take your vegetarian option at the burger restaurant. is there any way to get another table up in this?
3:52 i think we have to buy it. probably during build mode, yeah. i didn't realize that. lettuce, lettuce, lettuce! can i get a burger please? oh my god, burger without the lettuce! burger no lettuce. what have you guys done? there's one here. one here. i'll hold them off with some small talk. yes chef. okay, i won't put lettuce on the burger till they order it. lettuce is modular. may or may not. can i get a no lettuce burger please? confirm no lettuce burger coming right up.
4:22 should i lower the game sound even more? there's royalty free avicii playing. plain burger, please. i can lower it. plain burger, chef. just give me a second. okay. you need a plate. oh, i do need a plate. lettuce, lettuce, lettuce. lettuce is coming right up. they're eating the burger with a knife and fork. what kind of establishment is this? this is europe. 100% we're in europe right now.
4:57 lettuce man. good pull go pull. i saw that. that was huge right? like the i gotta say steam remote playo is a little concerned about the latency is going real nice. it's working pretty well. yeah. pretty good. we all live in the west coast. that's right. mvp by the way. that's messed up man. i should beat the mvp. it's crazy that the cook is an mvp. more tables more tables more tables.
5:21 okay, we can get... okay, we have to... either we get counters or drinks. drinks for sure. maybe drinks, yeah. more money. we got almost nothing to chop right now. wait, is this like... is this set up like played up now? because the previous game was like a campaign style. here, you can use like a roguelike.
5:44 i've never played this before. i'm drink boy. okay. swap with the x button. check it out. they might want blue. you gotta go red or blue coke or pepsi, which solo cup? why are you changing your head every time that happens? you're putting yourself in and out of build mode. you're putting yourself in and out of build mode, brother. i don't know. does anybody know what y is on a dual shock controller? like a square.
6:13 square, isn't it? oh, i pressed square. where? square. triangle is the y. okay, stop being in the build mode so we can play. we have a garbage can so we can get rid of all this trash? no, we're ending the day. we gotta save those burgers. they're still... oh, never mind. they're good. oh, prep time. yeah, they just go home. i don't know why we prep here. oh, i figured out how to switch now. watch my table manners. hello? hello? burger, no lettuce drink. please?
6:45 and a plain lettuce. i can't tell who wants what. and another burger? no, another burger, no lettuce. look at my chef, man. we're in trouble. thank you, thank you. enjoy, everyone. that's lettuce. that's lettuce. athletic people only like lettuce. we just need lettuce. okay, lettuce and green. lettuce and blue. lettuce and pepsi. lettuce and blue.
7:20 lettuce and blue lettuce. i'm just gonna keep a lettuce on the pass for you. it seems popular. yeah, it seems to be kind of popular. it's a polo burger. it's a polo burger. apollo burger confirmed. what's apollo burger playing? yeah. he might actually like stuff on his burger now. it's kind of antiquated terminology, but like a tornado on there. can i get a plain burger please? plain burger coming right up. it's on the pass. oh, look. we're way ahead of you, man. hey, it's lonely down here.
7:48 customers collide just wait on so corey comes out. you know that they want red when they walked in and you know, i got that's why you're the best in the business did you see how we hot swap to the red as soon as they walked in my apm in this game? is that a crazy dude? i'm the tesla robot. have you seen? i
8:18 have you seen the live stream? you're being controlled by a guy from india or something? no, it was just the ai i believe. and they were doing the package. they're doing the human race. human versus robot. the human race? oh, the amazon robot. yeah, yeah, yeah. i thought it was tesla robot. does that mean the day is over or do we serve this one? we gotta serve them. he got in right before we locked the door. he's that guy we're all staring at through the door.
8:50 it was messed up. why is you so mvp? i think it's i'm the only server and i have known all this room. he's getting all that. i like it. no. all right, let's see what we can get. what's he doing? it's the easiest game of all time. tomato table. maybe another table. okay, another table. pov. the tables are your livelihood. let's go. what do you do? i do the chairs. okay. okay. i approve. even give him some space. let's go end this day. chomp faster than one.
9:26 we might need two people. i'm gonna open early. out in the service. no shot. can i get a plain burger please? can i follow burger if you will? thank you. don't forget they're blue. thank you. pepsi. let's pepsi and coke. it's so easy.
9:51 yeah, that's what i've been saying. pepsi or coke? you guys only listen to the bald white men, huh? damn. don't listen to the asian woman. we do outnumber you. can i get an amount of order please? well, like in this call but not like on the earth. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. on the earth we're getting our asses beat i think. absolutely, yeah. no, yeah, definitely.
10:10 cancel kory, cancel kory. cancel me? why? what the fuck? lettuce and blue, lettuce and blue. yeah, yeah. god, i hate being micromanaged here at this diner. eat your lettuce. give us $16 for your piece of lettuce. what a steal. is our table situation fricked up? okay, i guess not. no, he just wanted to sit far away. antisocial.
10:41 there's just not enough customers. you need more tables. i think someone should go out and hand out some posters. oh you got it, you got it, you got it. i made one too. huge, huge. we're gonna get a huge tip from this. i mean this is, there's fast food and then there's this. we got one of everything on the ready here. oh my god. i can't prep drinks right? like there's no way to
11:12 yeah, i don't think i can prep drinks. yeah, there's no table. they do prepare like instantaneously. so everyone else is just having a lot of fun prepping stuff. now we're just watching you watching our mvp out there. the mvp getting the api. that's salad. that's salad and coca cola. oh, it's red. it's red. oh, no. i'm still going to get the zoom in at the end.
11:44 dude, imagine eating a burger and yelling woohoo. that's kind of awesome. probably the first dude who ate one was talking like that. yeah, true. oh, i saw you fuck up, you saw. dude, the drink disappeared from my hand. i'm gonna chalk that one up to steam remote play latency. hit the wrong button on the coke magic mixer machine or whatever the hell these two are called. low key, he's got the hardest job. he does. there's three of us back there. i only have to hit one button.
12:15 i was just literally doing nothing. a plus plus. a plus plus. let's go. making new grades for this guy. wait, hold on. no store? oh, we can buy tomato. oh, it's got an exclamation point. that means we need it, right? huge. means we're gonna. oh, shit. is there police coming? let's move the ingredients out there. make it look like some subway wall art.
12:48 what's all stats? those are stats. grab a tomato, chop it on the counter. i'm gonna put lettuce up here. you know you're gonna have some freaks ordering just the tomato. i don't think so. oh, you know what they do? they actually mix it with the lettuce and tomato. yo, can i get a tomato less burger? i don't know why i'm saying this out loud. literally no one needs that. i like it. okay, okay. thank you, chef. i understand my role here. fuck! i keep grabbing plates. okay.
13:28 yahoo! this guy wants a burger. oh my god, he said yahoo! what the fuck? yo, that's... lettuce tomato, please. you can't say that in 2026, ryan. look at him. why you think construction worker wants burger? he's a blue collar worker. he's got a col yeah, what did i tell ya? what do i tell ya? oh my god. i bet he wanted swiss cheese on that shit.
13:55 i'm gonna have to order for the second. he's probably gonna want dessert too. yo, we met the construction worker. hello construction worker, yeah. yeah. did you give him your number or something? i don't know, but my name is tom stevenson. you can never be too careful. bam. why did you get your plate washed like right in front of your face? just a piece of lettuce.
14:29 i remember working as a barista and you have to like kind of you know wipe down the tables with a rag and i was one time i just got like the the soapy wet rag like just all over someone i was not a good employee. what's the most fun drink to make? uh, you know, i once accidentally made latte art of a leaf while making a latte and they were like oh, this is lovely and i was like, thank you, but it was just by total accident so that was a lot of fun. pretty sweet
15:00 hey, who's cramping my style right now? what the hell? because i was gonna be like the empathetic coffee order and order whatever the most fun drink to make is so now i'll just go in and say hey can you make me a latte with a leaf on it? a drip coffee. we did because it had a kitchen but the baristas were in charge of making paninis. the people who ate my paninis i hope they're still alive. i was so bad at making paninis.
15:28 it was awful. how can you be bad at making a panini? i don't know, but it never felt good. it never felt like were you like dropping it on the floor, stepping on it and then like never anything that was like actually unsafe. like a gamora funko pop. she's not looking so good. hey, kate wants the damn mvp. she's getting in the way.
15:58 oh, can i get second please? another soda is kinda crazy. damn. oh, we didn't have the burger cooked? we? oh my god. we? we, chef, we. we? hey! wait, it doesn't need lettuce! it doesn't need lettuce! fucker. why did you put the lettuce in there? fuck, we're saving that for the family meal after. oh, you're pissed!
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17:01 oh, box. i think we just gotta get counter. yeah, okay, let's get counter. can you only buy one piece a day? here. yeah, great idea. can we move the drinks to like, just because i keep grabbing the plates? yeah, yeah, yeah, good idea. yeah, yeah, yeah. okay, huge. cool, i like how the storefront of our restaurant now looks like the back of a drink machine. oh, you know what you're getting when you walk in the door then.
17:38 you think it's red or blue? all the yelp reviews are like that. don't scare her. well, you got a dollar for opening early. oh, shit. uh oh. we need some more like square footage in this place. can i get a salad, please? confirmed. caprazi. thank you. going caprazi. can i get a non prejudicial order on some construction workers, please? i'm gonna guess lettuce, tomato, and then a burger with pepsi. hey, let's go. i think i cooked too much meat.
18:27 it's alright. oh, holy shit. just a fuck ton of food, please that's a bad order you saw you have to say exactly what they need. okay. can i get a tomato burger and a salad, please? i'm giving you the food someone just got plate burger, please lettuce. oh
18:58 i got the lettuce. now i just want to remind us all that we're a team and that we're not trying to compete for mvp of any kind. wait, as soon as kate started calling out orders, we got way better. we were moving like a ton of orders when she was calling the shots. and what if we sandwich these criticisms in between some compliments? how would we feel about that? we need a lettuce down there. we need a lettuce. just a plain lettuce. i got it. i got it. well, now we got lettuce on a plate. look at that. can i get an everything burger?
19:31 everything burger. you got it. on the pass? can i get a salad please? tomato salad. tomato salad. en route. it's on la paz like bolivia. we got the food critic. let's go. oh shit. i think they're looking for a little perspective. it stinks! can i get that on the menu? can i get an everything burger on the salad? you can't put the raw burger on the patty, kate. all the burger tartare? you threw it on the floor! what the fuck are we doing? oh no!
20:11 don't worry you guys that tomato that tomato is not yours. okay lettuce burger and salad, please confirmed. thank you tomato salad tomato salad. can i get a plate on this burger, please? 100 there you go. thank you. it's gonna cost extra. it's gonna cost extra that was really good everything burger, please some words of encouragement for the wait staff you're doing great
20:38 we got a four high top coming in we have it ready
21:09 no, he's eating away from the family right now. he goes home and... he's gonna go home and have another dinner. it's me! i'm the mvp! oh, it's actually gay! it's actually gay. he's gonna not eat his wife's dinner. that's delicious, honey. welcome! that's a great game. restaurant needed on the bite. oh, did i make our restaurant bigger? oh shit, i'm stuck. i guess we gotta end it, right? yeah. oh damn. it's me, you suck. i'm just looking! hold on.
21:44 wait, what? i'm not in this. expand store. let's go. when they hit the button when you're in the building. you gotta move that. that's really in the way. so is that the plant is kind of tripping. this is such chaos. yeah, that's great. that's great. thank you. our one piece of the core, the monstera deliciosa. and then i'm going to move. can i move this? look at that, man.
22:20 it's pretty good. the workflow here is wait, wait, hold on. i was gonna do the same thing. why in the far corner though? so that i'm not in the way. it's further to take the food to the past though. now i'll bring it to you. we could put some counters here next. yeah, yeah, yeah. split it in half. and she like cuts, cooks, turns around, puts burger down. love it. cooks turns around, put the burger down. all right, good luck with service everyone.
22:58 ready, chef. i gotta learn this damn layout now. uh, salad please? and lettuce and then everything burger? excuse me. excuse me. okay, we're gonna have an issue here. everything burger incoming. can i just get a plain salad as well whenever we have time? everything burger still incoming. thank you, thank you. and then a plain salad, which i'm assuming is... oh shit. oh, they fucking hate us by the way? okay, that's fine. we didn't want their business anyway.
23:30 can i get a tomato less burger? it'll be ready when it's ready. lettuce burger, lettuce burger. lettuce burger, that's a better way to put it. yahoo. everything's going great. honestly, you're a little too rich on burgers right now. thank you. look at that, we're ready. okay, do you want to? okay. tomato salad? mission accomplished, tomato salad. i'll stand like a vulture right in front of them. oh, tomato burger. lettuce burger, fuck. lettuce burger incoming.
24:17 let us beg lettuce that is already ready. i'm gonna have lettuce for you on the pass at all times. you seems to be the hottest seller honestly. yeah, it's good lettuce chris. can i get that everything burger? oh, it's fastest service of all time. yeah, you seem to be on play. highly efficient robot work. look at that. we need more cost. i think that's the setup we want right there. lettuce burger please incoming.
25:02 oh shit. oh i bet this guy wants a burger. tomato salad please. look at that. this would be so overwhelming. get ready for burger. what kind of burger is he gonna want? everything. everything. who's the drink on the damn ground? tomato salad please. no. tomato salad would go crazy here. we got it, we got it, we got it. can i have plain burger? can i have burger please? look at that. w triage.
25:53 this was a great day. besides that one mortar we missed, this was a great day. tomato burger, please. she's my best bud. you're just standing there watching her. if you've seen tom popol, you know it's important for the chef to watch every diner finish their food so you know whether or not they liked it.
26:23 what the heck is that? onion. it does look like a pumpkin. we need table though. and table. where are we gonna put another table? oh, we can't afford counter. how do you feel about this? or should i put it... okay, okay. okay, so i guess i'm gonna have... i'm gonna have like a lettuce, tomato, and onion ready at all times. that sounds good. oh, dollar short! yeah. well, we could... we haven't been using this counter. i was.
26:58 okay, you can. okay, it's okay. all right, let's do. hey, someone's standing near the dumpster in the back. it's smoking, it's smoking dude. it needs the gamble with your friends emotes. you should be, when there's no customers, you should be able to go back here and fucking. we have to cook the onion for onion burger. you do. so maybe we do need the counter over there. so i can place the onion there. okay. should i, can i end the day? are we still finagling back here?
27:43 you can end it. here, you're good. here. smoke time. alright, first onion. cut, cut onion. so many onions didn't realize our burgers were made with satire. hey, the onion referenced... oh, fuck, i can't move out here, man. okay. i might genuinely need support on wait stuff, but... can i get an onion burger? onion burger confirmed. onion lettuce burger? we need some lettuce chunks. it's okay. thank you. one other onion burger, please.
28:18 he's in the shit we literally just need to be able to move around the tables. it's the hardest thing everything burger we got no damn patties man. yeah, you guys gotta do it. you guys gotta do it figure out figure it out just a hamburger plain burger onion burger. okay. wait, i literally realized that i don't know how to do any of this shit. okay i needed to be i need to be wait lettuce burger. oh
29:00 there's a dash too. we want onion burger. combine the meat and the cooked onion in the bottom. i'm scared to be in the kitchen because i don't know what the roles are, you know? we don't know either. i'll just figure out... tomato lettuce. does the onion need to be cooked? yeah. okay. i need some chopped lettuce. oh, fuck. we need onion burger, please. onion burgers out. lettuce burger. lettuce burger. confirmed. onion burger. lettuce. no sweat. plain lettuce would go crazy.
29:35 actually, i got the plain lettuce huge farm to table baby. look at that onion burger ready for the onion burger. okay, what'd you do it? you don't know this for all you can just put it back in the pan made tomato burger tomato salad. oh, no, they don't know don't we're fucked we need onion burger stat. oh shit. did i just drop my salad? we need lettuce
30:09 i can't focus there's a great drop happening in the music. tomato burger incoming. thank you glastonbury like this shit goes hard you know. we made it y'all we made it. i'm stressed out. this is very stressful. lettuce burger. i did serve them salad that was on the floor but i don't think they mind it. they don't know what they don't know it doesn't hurt them. yeah yeah. so what is the meta for the kitchen always have a patty going?
30:41 you kind of need like everything prepped like one ahead. okay and then how would you feel if someone just opened the store early every day because they didn't understand that why are you in the kitchen? oh my god, you try your best to help get yelled at what's on the floor? we've got onion lettuce on the floor move move move move. we got this. oh
31:07 you said you needed two people in the front so i am here and then you still went back in? holy, what is this lettuce? lettuce and cooked onion salad, man. on the floor? there you go, it's an open faced burger. oh my god, we need just lettuce. who needs lettuce? what are we doing? alright, we may need to reorganize back here. we need pay! oh no, we don't need pay, we're okay. tomato?
31:43 i just want to say i think everyone's doing a great job. see how a little positivity goes a long way in a situation like this. always the last construction worker wants two fucking meals. yeah, no construction workers 30 minutes before close. oh shit! nice, m.a.p. yes! that was not an a+. that was not an a+. that was an a at best. that was a+. should i get another grill? we need grill! we need grill! we need grill! we can get counter too. some counter would be pretty good too probably.
32:16 you're in a restricted area though. yeah, you can't put the kitchen utensils out there. what's the difference between the counters? why do they get more expensive? can i do one of these? like is that nuts or is that the greatest idea ever? you said you needed two people in the front. look, i would like for my words to be less scrutinized than i don't know a defendant on the stand right now. at the time it was a little bit busy in the front. okay okay okay.
32:49 the meat is on the sideways. so you're gonna be bun boy? yeah, i can just get, i'm thinking like these two, i'll just have plates with buns. yeah, that sounds great. then there's a part of, yeah, yeah, yeah. and well, what, yeah, yeah, no, that's good, that's good. i'll do the meat, i'll do the meat, i'll do the meat. and then if there's a well, if you wanna do the meat, you might wanna do the onions as well. yeah, yeah, meat and onion. i'm also, i'm gonna run one more thing by you.
33:16 i think i can be a lettuce dude because then i can so easily serve the salads. okay well then let me do tomato onion. i'll give him the cake he can help me cook if need be. like look at that. so you at the pass i can dress the burger with the lettuce if necessary. this is great and my excellent floor manners will make sure everyone has a good experience. you need front of house and back house. you need front of house back house. yeah i am. yeah you got to research these uh smack.
33:55 yeah, so when people come in and they don't corey corey corey's gonna come. okay. you just smack that guy. no one. i mean, i don't want to profile them just because they look cool. yeah, get ready though. can i get a regular burger and an onion tomato burger? can i get a brown burger? how did this one get here? was that me? thank you so much. we're expediting. the orders are great. can i just get a salad? the salads already prepped.
34:35 there's your plate for the onion burger. oh, and i also get a plate for free. they're just sitting around. should i smack them? they're just sitting around taking up valuable table space. smack them. they're using their cell phone. okay. can i get a tomato burger, please? get the fuck out of here. get the fuck out of here. maybe they're just studying on their laptop or something. we don't got time for that. that's true. can i get a lettuce burger? absolutely. no problem. thank you.
35:16 yeah, we just need the burgers now i think. thank you sir. can i get a salad? salad coming right up. look at that. gorgeous. the lettuce near the... yeah, yeah, yeah. the action is incredible. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's good. i like when we all spin. the female kory. i saw that we had this one already prepped. i didn't say anything. didn't even have to say anything.
35:50 okay, well, we get a little less comfy. they're skipping! they didn't pay! can i oh, they didn't pay? oh sh wait, i think i smacked him. i think that's the only reason. okay, maybe that's why they ran. okay. you gotta chase them down, youseol. you gotta chase them down. tomato burger confirmed. they don't pay me enough to chase people down. hey, we're running low we're running low on beef patties. look at that, there's one. no, we're not. you're smacking me. we got an empty bun.
36:23 one button one button one. why is there a burger in the back horse tag is attached there's not a burger in the back. there's a bun in the back. you don't need that we don't need the but we're doing great everyone need the but i just want to say that's a great well now see that's why i put it in the back cuz now you're just holding the button and then can i get like a lettuce onion burger that is onion burger confirmed can i get a salad burger please salad burger confirmed, thank you. oh
37:18 huge, big save. that's a meat. that's a raw. look at that. it's raw! it's on the ground! construction worker, can i get a salad and steak tartare probably? look at that, okay. oh! he threw lettuce on the floor!
37:38 do we have a trashy? no, no trash. no, it's the construction worker. did i just onion burger? excuse me, i'm trying to fulfill. oh, now we fucked it up. see, because i got fucking smacked out of the way. domestic violence, domestic violence, stop! man, i wonder what's happening back there. wait, i want to be in the photo. yes! a plus!
38:04 where's the a plus? the a plus plus. that was a great day. that was an amazing day. friar. a phone? i know u sons ass wants that phone though. potato. potato. it's french fries season. wait, why do i want the phone? i don't know. maybe the youngest one here? oh, that's, you know, i'll take it. i'm a one year older than chiblee. where i am standing. no, where i'm standing.
38:37 he don't get it, don't. kate, i don't know who you were talking to, but i suppose i was the only one holding something. i think we're gonna need, we're probably gonna have to chop it, right? yeah. we're supposed to grab this, chop it. do we need more counter? another counter would go crazy. stop moving it! can i reroll with you? i wasn't trying to. oh, fuck, we don't have a counter. ten bucks for the reroll. you send it on that. you send it on that. oh, yeah. get the lux one. 80, 80, 80, 80, 80! get the lux one. get the lux one. no, no, no, no! save the money!
39:07 i want as a door. there's a door. i should just learn how to make some foods just in case people need help okay, eyes are pretty easy, but they can burn call me angelica schuyler. okay. yeah, angelica schuyler. the song is actually by eliza, but whatever hamilton mohawk team 2026
39:41 alright, good luck everyone. we're doing great. i like where your heart was at though. you're so good at getting caught. can i get fries and a salad? crazy order. yeah. fries up. there's your salad. and then can i get another fries and another salad? wow. i'm serving them so out of order. okay, that's my bad. where's the fries, man? right there. they have to go on top of the salad? like how do i serve them?
40:06 they don't just walk out here and go like, there you go. yeah, can i get a salad please? salad already out. thank you. tomato burger would go wild. we got a tomato burger. salad burger would also go wild. i don't know i could do double patty.
40:36 holy, we can make double. two patties at the same time? yeah. okay, dietrich vader. oh damn. salad? can i get a salad whenever we have some time? oh, you put two on the same burger. that's trash then, right? we don't even have that as an order option. we don't know that. destruction worker could go crazy. she's right, you know. okay, this is great. we beat the morning rush. let's go. the morning burger rush. the morning salad fries rush. onion burger. can i get an onion tomato burger? and then i just, i can run fries. no! oh yeah, yeah, that works. yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:10 is that that burger patio that this double burger thing is gonna be a problem. can i get a salad burger, please? can we just can we just burn it or something? does it like who are you? uh, eliza hamilton. yeah, he got there philip assume leaves i go. there you go leaves leaves up me when i'm getting lettuce at subway yep, i want a burger for lunch
41:45 would go crazy. or just leaves. leaves confirmed. thank you. i think my guy likes it. can i get an onion tomato burger please? and then just a green burger. i don't know how to describe these. green burger! lettuce burger. dude there's too many names for all this stuff. green burger out. thank you. can i get an order of parmesan crusted truffle fries with fuck your mother sauce?
42:22 oh yeah dude. can i get that burger that's on the left? thank you. left burger? you're you're i'm trying to cook onion! can i get a nun burger left beef please? you know what? you called it. look at that. yo, let's go. no one's ordering these fries man. i had them ready. we have too much you've you why did you take my you took my space? you took my now we got an onion burger we don't know if anyone's even gonna order it. can i get a plain burger? there's such a thing as we have too much prep now. yeah the fries are fucking me over here man. we were like
42:57 they don't know we sell them yet. we don't have like a sign. they were they were popping off early and now they just stopped man. hey, hey guys, you know, we have fries, you know, we have fries. it's dan, it's dan, it's dan. can i get a salad please? dan would order us. dude, onion burger. oh my god. look what you did. his order saved us.
43:26 here you go, dan. eat up, come back. come back at 3.40. lazy ass doesn't even drop the patties on the buns anymore. gotta do everything myself. onion burger again! we need onions, bro! cook some onions! plain leaves and then a fries to be ran, thank you. the fries are ready. onions. oh, onion burger goes wild here. you see that? i'm not boxing anyone out just because i want mvp either.
43:53 yes, look at him go. we're kind of insane at this game. we should open a restaurant for real. how hard could it be? honestly? i don't know what's rent like $60,000 a month. where's the phone? where's the phone? oh, we're spending money. roll it back. roll it back. roll it again. there's the phone. wait, if we get a phone, does that mean? oh, trash is good too. we get a phone, does that mean we got...
44:24 we gotta do uber eats orders now? someone's gonna call and be like, i'll take 28 cheeseburgers please. we don't have cheese yet. should i put the phone inside here? oh, front of house gotta handle the phone. yeah, yeah, yeah. okay. get this fuck ass plant out of here.
44:42 he's putting the plate outside. that's the decor man. it's our only decor. it's only the decor. yo, let's go. oh, we can call more customers. he can drink soda. wait, that would be so good. hey, we've got open tables right now if you guys are interested in coming by. yeah, we just added fries to the menu. have you heard about our fries? we got salad burgers, onion burgers. i'd love to go order a salad burger. all right, good luck everyone.
45:19 i think it's okay to put the patties on the burger. can i get a salad burger? just a regular salad? confirmed. and then if you want to keep pumping out regular salads that would go wild. you're gonna have to smack that punk rocker down there probably? yeah yeah yeah. the only one lettuce lettuce and a drink? we have to stop putting onions on top of the burgers guys. just fucking up a throughput. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. patty on a bun is i think patty on a bun is fine. yeah patty on a bun on a plate is meta.
45:53 huge i think we're doing great. should i call more customers? do it. yeah. yeah. yeah, i did it. okay, let's go salad please. no sweat. no sweat my pant what the hell? um, can i can i get a i don't even know what to call that just fair. that's fair greens. okay. yeah i'm hungry. can i order burger for lunch? it doesn't make you hungry. do you do you also want burger? i'll take my huge chicken tendy. yes, please mom. oh
46:32 salad please. did you say mon or? i said mon. yes mon, yes mon. you said mon or mom. either way. and fries. okay we got fries yeah. thank you, thank you for the fries. oh sorry this is a zombie. honestly this is a zombie. can i get a yeah everyone's already working on it so you don't need me down there.
47:01 thanks mon. she's gonna want a salad so there you go. thank you. ktfk or something. oh she's ordering i guess. how did you know? tori what do you want to get for lunch? i already ate lunch. i slammed a sandwich and a banana. let's go. kind of a lot of carbs don't you think? oh whatever buddy.
47:32 salad please. and then probably a burger coming up, not to be prejudicial. okay, confirmed, confirmed. whatever, mon. whatever, mon. lettuce burger. usually, was it five chicken tendies? that's, that's... you're kind of clearing me out, but yeah. oh, i just don't remember. you're not gonna get the 10 piece with the huntrix cards? oh, we already got the full set. hell yeah, dude. no, we don't. we don't even have a single one. salad please. what?
48:12 salad piece done. kory thinks mcdonald's sells a five piece. can i get a regular naked burger? i said a ten piece! i got it. i ordered a burger. with the fuck you sauce or whatever they're selling. leaves fries salad. the demon sauce. kory, it's a children's movie. yeah, demons are better. it's much better than fuck you sauce. people be talking like that these days though.
48:46 bottom left they need their order taken. the bottom my god, you lost! i'm doing a loss because i got a raid! i'm sorry! okay, okay. tomato onion burger. wow, thank you so much for the rate. i really appreciate it. i appreciated the discourse earlier. okay. can i get an onion burger and fries please? you need some cooked onions, chef? you still never talks to me like that when i raid them. can i say thank you? i don't have to mute. i can't. thank you, kiawiz. my god. tomatoes, tomato salad. salad coming right up. with pepsi.
49:20 can i just get a regular salad please? regular salad, just leaves coming up. thank you for the leaves. they want fries, they want fries, oh fuck. don't even worry about that. the fries are getting burned right now but you know what that's okay. oh no! no that's tomatoes, that's tomatoes. our chef is too busy smacking those are onions bro, they're onions. yeah they are onions right? we got letter s. we got letter s. we got letter s before. the ones with my burnt rings.
49:50 and those should oh, kate does. serving windows? we gotta. do we want more plate? no. no, unnecessary. hit a reroll. are you sure? yeah, we haven't needed them yet anyway. trash? oh, 20 bucks. too expensive though. too expensive. they got the simply human. oh look! this is our window. oh shit. do you want this to be lettuce window? like a salad window? it'd be great to just post the percentages in here.
50:25 you know what i mean? this will be the or maybe you want the salad here and then burger and fries here. or just sides here and mains here or vice versa for mental separation. you get what i'm saying? yeah, yeah. we're gonna need more counter though. it's a problem for now.
50:50 i think we can buy one. oh shit. he's got the lux one. fuck. no, what's wrong with you guys? wait, can i put the phone back again? bring the phone here, get the phone out of here man!
51:03 can i get a little more for one second it's gonna get greasy as fuck i'm too busy out there to tap the phone occasionally so if you're okay, i might go hard, you know, you're busy, okay did you just put the counter on top of the burnt food but no, that's awesome though. like just yeah, that's the problem. oh
51:31 alright, we're done. too busy to have someone order seven chicken tendies for me, i'll tell you that much. the number goes up every time, man. which honestly could be awesome. i'm ready. okay, where the fuck are onions going? okay, good luck everyone. hope everyone has a good service. i'm pushing the button. uh oh. can i get a tomato burger and fries? can i get two tomato burgers actually, and one fries? i'll run the fries out myself. i got the tomato. can i get fries and a lettuce burger? lettuce burger confirmed. thank you.
52:09 and then another fries running would be awesome. oh god, the game lagged. the game is lagging. thank you for running the fries. no sweat, i saw an opportunity and i took it. salad please. coming right up. and then probably burger like working, you know what i mean? oh we got burgers. all the burgers worry about that. someone wants a salad, it's already out there. thank you. onion tomato burger. no sweat. and then if someone wants to hit that dang telephone, maybe now is a good time. no sweat. she wants some pepsi too, just so you know. thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you.
52:48 the athletes are very impatient can i get a regular salad regular as leaves coming out? can i get regular as leaves out the wazoo and then a lettuce burger confirmed kate? i thought you were coming out here to do drinks. i'm sorry uh uh. thank you. ah, that's huge it's actually huge look at this team work. we're going popping off. we're going to worlds damn. we got a lot okay. i'm ready lettuce burger and then lettuce don't worry about that bun we get that bun later lettuce burgers ready. thank you. just lettuce leaves. thank you. oh
53:26 can i get just leaves please? just leaves? you're hitting me, you're hitting me, ouch! we can't be putting onions on the burger until we know that there's onion burgers! it compromises the counter space! uh, call me beyonce the way i'm getting that telephone call. it's the other way around. leaves please. there's a burger, i can't touch it. just put it on the patty. there's a button! just put it on the patty! no don't put it on the patty! then we're locked in!
53:54 don't put onions on a patty, we don't know how many onion burgers we need. can i get some more communication in the back? thank you. can i get a plain burger? you got fries on the pass, alright, okay, you got it. yeah, but there is no onion salad. it's always going to be onion burger. yeah, yeah, yeah, but then you're obligating a patty in space. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, but then the whole counter space is captured by this onion. thank you.
54:22 but it's fine because you can use the onion for any... yeah. but there is no other usage of the onion. yeah, but there's other uses for burgers! can i get an onion burger? foliage burger and fries? no, no lettuce. yeah. just foliage burger. you don't gotta worry about me. you know what i mean. we got there. you don't gotta worry about me. you just mean the plate of lettuce is foliage burger? i don't know. i don't know how to describe tomato onion. circle burger? is that a thing? as you said it. foliage would imply lettuce, man.
54:57 oh damn, but the phone's busy we ran out of minutes. can i get a lettuce? this punk wants a salad. confirmed. this punk wants a salad. can i get a lettuce burger please? i'm being abused. i'm gonna report you to hr. the phone apm is wild. can i get a salad please? salad confirmed.
55:30 thank you. can we get some more salad? and can we even get more salad? can we get a tomato chop you jokers? thank you thank you team okay structure. we do another one. he's doing one another one. oh shit is busy laid down. oh busy right now. okay. can i get whatever the fuck all this is? oh
55:58 onion burger confirmed. that's not a good order. look at his salad. and then honestly if someone wants to run fries like just like out themselves like i'm not gonna say no to that. okay we gotta move. no sweat. tomato burger coming. oh can i just get a tomato burger please? tomato burger coming. let just lettuce. the most just lettuce of all time. kick the punk out. get the punk out. punch him. swag. that was swag man. swag monday.
56:31 look at that! a++! 27 customers. condiments! oh no. are we ready for that? i don't know. we need more counters. i feel like there's been a lot of tomfoolery. we might have the bandwidth for some more. i think one more count. oh condiments out there? i think so. whoa! that