We run these streets (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 you're really just typing the lyrics to life's a bitch by nas. you're not even making him gay or anything? switch my motto instead of saying fuck tomorrow that buck that bought a bottle could have struck the lotto once i stood on the block loose cracks produce stacks i cooked up and cut small pieces to get my loop back time is illmatic stay static like warm fabric you know what i'm talking about favorite favorite old school hip hop album corey old school hip hop how old school we talking?
0:33 from maybe like 1951 to 1969. i think there's only like one. i said a hip hop a hippie to the hippie. we don't stop the boogie to the bang bang do the boogies it up the boogie to the rhythm of the boogity be don't shoot bro. you're talking like 90s or something. yeah man.
0:59 kory desperately trying to think of one rap album. in his head right now he's going, don't say big willie style. don't say big. i mean, i didn't listen to a lot of rap or hip hop. but i did fuck with like digital underground. shit, the humpty dance? yeah. damn. freaks of the industry? yeah, they're a banger.
1:24 hearing that song, parts of that song haven't aged that well but otherwise, let's say it's like a four star... they were also in that fucked up dan aykroyd movie. oh yeah, not better off dead, i always call it better off dead but it's called something else. nothing but trouble. that's it. sorry kory, i think i shot you in the back of the neck. i was curious, are bombers down?
1:52 i'm dead. and our guy crossed in front of me as i was trying to shoot him? well, so you do get it then. so you do understand. no, no, no. i didn't shoot our guy. i stopped shooting. but good for you, man. good for you. good for you. one in one, baby. damn corey with the 4k corey with the 4k. we're starting off hot. george is getting upset. george is getting upset. you have bomb. where are we going?
2:33 i'm gonna throw a banana up. i'm gonna throw a banana up bomb. let's do it. let's do alt mid to mid. let's channel the spirit of justin and do alt mid to mid. he seems to know what he's doing in this game. he does. frag out. patio. oh, patio's dead. two dead apartments. huge, man. huge. one's pit. last one's pit. yep. he's to the right under under balcony. very weak. he's killed me. he's killed me through the smoke cuz i'm stupid and stood still after he threw the smoke.
3:24 this will kill him. this will kill him. this will kill him. damn crazy molly tech. holy. okay, bro. okay. no, no, no, no, no, no, no. we got an ace. what are you doing? this is audible. i will never not read it when i see it. i'll never not read it when i see it. jesus. our team's falling apart already, man.
3:56 i mean, i didn't want to say anything because i'm bottom fragging, but we won the round and the dude bought a nova. like that's a crazy round two purchase after winning round one. i agree. now they're going to have guns. no, they be taking my khalil bombs down, bombs down spawn. fuck it. you and me, corey deathmatch. one there for sure. oh fuck. i'm so sorry. holy fuck. i did not know a guy had entered apartments with me.
4:41 you cleaned his clock, brother. he entered so quietly. one's, uh, one's pit. one's pit. hitler confirmed. there was a second one there, if i may say so. they had me pincered. i'm sorry about that, tk, man. it was a hell of a shot, man. the other guided by voices song with an obvious meaning is a salty salute, which the dude literally said they shouldn't pull over military vets for drunk driving. guys in the back, crossing their eyes.
5:29 it's one of their best songs as well. no, you just put the util away. you don't get to use util until you get one more kill with your gun. man. that's that we should be 3 0 right now. yes, in my opinion. how about that? we literally got this. great song.
6:15 yeah, everyone in chad i did hear from my mother yesterday. she was fine. she's fine. don't worry. yes, she is. all right, it's funny she's like probably like 70 74. there's two people coming up banana. that's his mother through a decoy apartments. how do you kory elcorte one arches oh, bro has a 3d printed pistol man. this guy's a damasteel man. that's damascus. oh
7:05 and he got me my assist, i'll never shit talk him ever again. could have done a little better on that one though. okay, he sprayed a rip on the ground. damn. remember that 12 year period where you'd say you're from canada and people would immediately quote out for a rip to you? sure. it had me feeling like people from kazakhstan after borat for real.
7:42 especially because both of them are pretty good. like the youtube video and the movie borat are pretty good in my opinion. let the piece of himself on the wall mid. he got me, but i've done some damage down there. enemy blue is an easy kill because all he does is scout every round even after a win. that's a pretty good comment. never seen borat. i'm 28 not 30. although i think borat is much more 40 coded to be honest. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. what a shot. what a shot. damn. the nose spoke with the fucking scout.
8:32 come on bro. i hit him too. you're kind of an smg beast kory. this guy is cheating he says no, man you guys are bad yellow yellow hold your gun i'm duct taping his gun to his hand until he can demonstrate getting one more kill with his gun i'm duct taping the gun to his hand so we can't take out a grenade these guys are cheating is so fucking funny. yes thing all mid to mid. yeah we're just all mid the apartments. you just go mid to apartments or whatever. oh
9:07 sounds good to me. mid is rough if they're sniping it. we just got one dude with a scout, he's literally nothing, he's literally trash. could be hopping now. no, no, a scouter will never sell a scout. all they know how to do is buy more. two picks apartments. damn. two more on b, or a, on site. nice shot. one mid. what the hell? i always keep my artist. that's fine.
9:58 i was like, how did he kill me when he was strafing? oh, he's using the gun that kills you when you strafe. of course. yes! yes, yellow, you've earned you till. oh, look at that. oh, oh, oh, oh, he's getting a little freaky with it. he's dancing like billy crystal in when harry met sally. he was dancing like billy crystal in when harry met sally. so let's go b this time. love that. huge, huge. shock and awe, baby. shock and awe.
10:57 i mean that was just never gonna work but good trade good trade oh fuck i mean did they smoke or did we they well i don't know they they molly i know it was it was us who scorched the sun bro i've been blown up i saw that crazy absolutely insane i do
11:41 i do love the b call and then just like stopping. i mean like you just have to accept in any game where we're not fully stacked. one dude is gonna buy the cheapest sniper rifle of all time and just stand mid missing shots until he's the last man left. it's just the way of the world. sometimes that guy's me. billy crystal does sound like a mobile game currency. that's true. billy billy crystal. i'm terracotta. they threw another decoy in apartments.
12:31 patio, patio. corey, i'm rescinding my status as entry fragger on this map where i don't know where to look. i am now going to be hiding behind a teammate that is trying to bait me and i will wait for them to die so i bait them instead. that one stings. i was already down to 30 hp. it's crazy how yellow is always the last man alive, huh? yeah. have you noticed this? i don't like pushing mid unless we have util.
13:15 i don't know what to do, honestly, on this map. i think the push made here, like you have to smoke one side and then flash the other. what happened there is like we smoked the side, but then our bomb carrier just waited behind the smoke until the smoke dissipated. just like instead of smoking one side, they smoked like the choke point. what are we doing, man? oh, no. hear me? actually, i think chat has a great idea.
14:00 smoke right side of alt mid and then go left through ct spawn to b. you can do that. we don't have the bomb so it's gonna be unlikely that we do that. well, you and me, we're good for two each so all they have to do is pick up one between the three of them. it turns out that's also just mid. you're right. you're right. that's... i got... this is where the mids and the alts get together. okay, let me smoke. i'll push mid. yeah, okay. i'll smoke off right side. i'll flash off right side. there's a guy left. there's a guy left.
14:39 that's alright, smoke lasts longer than fire anyway. and then, you ready? three, two, one, we swing this fool. and we're in. we're fucking in. oh! is that from the library? where the what the fuck? i have no idea where he was to be honest with you. but god is my witness, i had no idea where he was. it is funny that this is the one time that they've actually managed to put the bomb on site too. so we look like really bad.
15:28 one thing's for sure though, yellow goated to being the last man left and also he is, he's definitely gonna get the old timer for sure. no. pro was looking like he got knocked down on mustafar. looking like he fell down on mustafar. cuz it's fire. there's lava, it's a volcanic plant. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. so i got a new strat. didn't have the high ground. i'm just gonna stand next to yellow no matter what.
16:09 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. he seems to know how to be alive, that's for sure. i'm just going to shadow yellow and i'm going to pick up some cheap kills so that if we lose this it's not entirely my fault. i've been killed, i've been killed. hang on one second, i gotta take a look at this chatter. they were leaving a lot of messages yesterday, were they all related to the same thing? no, no, there's two things.
17:00 sorry, i'm looking at your messages. i'm realizing i shouldn't judge you because i think you have long covid. that's my bad breath. well, it's just getting kind of like a long covid vibe from the messages. wow, corey. damn, yeah, you should have done it. you should have done it. i did see a new tech for a plant on the wall.
17:35 was it mirage be no dust be i think us be okay. what's the tech bro? you like you plant the bomb and you stand on it and then you throw a smoke and you just like sit there crouched as they can't find it on like you you plant it on like a crate or something and then after the smoke dissipates you just throw a molotov and kill yourself and then no one can defeat. oh, wait, that's kind of awesome wait, i'm feeling calm. oh one spawn. oh
18:21 my confidence is coming back though. honestly, even though i died there my confidence is coming back oh, that's just a crazy shot to be honest. mm hmm. there we go. there's my assist you hear him running you hear him running oh my god youch a little too low. you really don't play this with your legs crossed. no, not a lake. oh
19:04 i'm not a leg crosser. it doesn't mean you have a tiny dick. a lot of people think that if you cross your legs as a man, it means you have a tiny dick. really? i'm not saying that you have a big dick if you cross your legs. i'm just saying they're not really that related. yeah, i mean, i mean, i cross my legs when i sit on like a train or something. that's like the worst time to cross your legs because you're taking up your bump in your knee into the person beside you unless you're riding in the green car. you might be riding in the green car paying a little extra on the ticket.
19:39 you do the tight cross and really squeeze your nards. my balls are way too big to sit like that, but you do you. i see, i see you're calling, you're saying i have a small penis now. i don't know about the size of the penis, but clearly you're nuts. i mean, we're operating with different tackle and that's the part. they just stretch and ride on top, man. no, okay, that checks out. they are very pliable. my god, that scared me. they figured out my play. they're really slowing my ass down here. i have the bomb. i'm making my move.
20:29 i've been shot in the back we got the one who got me right chat, that's all i could ask that's called the trade yes, sir. what are we at here? 212 212 pretty bad you think you can get away hanging oh good. that was good round good round. you think you can get away from hanging? big weights on your penis to make it grow. i won't speak for kory on this one. what i think is the danger is
21:21 i think if you're born more well equipped, your body is like it's innervated the tissue. so you actually have, i mean, let me put it this way. so you've got the ability to drive with the kind of horsepower they gave you.
21:33 i feel like if you were to just take what you had and stretch it, it's kind of like bilbo baggins. it's like butter stretched over too much bread. yeah, it's just gonna get in man. yeah, exactly. i don't think like, i mean, there's like a newton's first thermodynamics, right? like they can neither be created nor destroyed. it can only be transformed or whatever. i'm guessing they went banana. oh jesus. disregard that.
22:00 what, are they coming mid? i have no idea, but i think it... i was hitting them with an up nod, let's put it that way. i did hear... i did see a clip from, uh, clavicular yesterday. oh really? any further context on this? sorry, i'm trying to... trying to shoot, uh... apparently he doesn't like pull on his... like, he doesn't tie like heavy weights to his cock, he like ties it to his wrist.
22:42 and then pulls on his cock. it's like some weekend at bernie's shit, isn't it? to make it look like he's alive. and then... no, man! no! and then he said, yeah, i used to do that while driving. damn. it's like, how do you have that much space? like, hanging something from your wrist that has weight to it. don't wonder people are crashing into each other. it's crazy. that guy is... that guy's got some problems.
23:14 everything i've ever learned about him has been like against my will from someone who is for some reason very well versed in the clavicular mythology. i think it's like once you interact with any like, i don't know, social media post about them, they just like fuck you with the algorithm. that's right. yeah, yeah. they're coming. sounds like they're coming, eh? put that in the compilation, please.
24:00 one more mag what's he gonna do you can get three kills with one mag yellow last alive though again huh why the hell is vkn so up to date on what clavicular is doing i i really i stuck my neck out to save vkn in the peloton discord and then like a month later i saw them post a message in misc that was like thought experiment and i said oh no
24:22 say it was like imagine you had a gun to a baby's head and you were gonna pull the trigger but they were wearing a crucifix and the crucifix prevented you from pulling the trigger. would you convert the christianity mouse? like no man no, this is who this is who i stuck my neck out for and said mods give them another chance got him. oh
25:03 patio? incorrect, bomb's patio though. see what i'm saying here? this guy's watching bomb, right? i'm locking the fuck in. i will find him. i will fucking find him, man. the p90 alert. he doesn't know. terrorists win. alright, alright. that guy...
26:10 oh no. oh shit! i love this game man! oh i love it. 4 and 14 teabagging. literally i just got tired from running so much i needed to take a breather to get my heart rate back into zone 2. they were like, what don't you understand about we have the bomb and then you killed the guy. kinda shut up. kinda gagged him with that one. yeah. it was a sniper mid. they love decoys man. kinda the most overpowered grenade.
26:56 it's the only grenade that affects your mind. all the other grenades just affect your body. one peeked me mid. he's killed me mid with a pistol cuz he's a lot better than me. they will have a site with no defense whatsoever. you peek a corner and see a christian baby planting a bomb. do you defuse? do i have kit? come on, let's be serious. of course i don't have kit. damn. all right, all right, you got this.
27:42 never a doubt in my mind corey's a fucking carry man. i feel much more confident in these these lobbies and i did with justin those guys i mean a lot of video game enjoyment or really like enjoyment of almost any pursuit is like being matched with people who are the same level as you yeah. yeah, it turns out i
28:13 because if you're constantly matched with people who are better, people go, no, you can have fun later. don't worry about having fun now. now the only thing you need to worry about is getting better. just go one in ten, but nebulously get better by getting one tap to the second you walk around the fucking corner every single game. oh, no. oh, i didn't know our guy smoked. motherfucker, man. how's banana looking? it's all right for now. i did almost burn to death, though. you're one mid. the mid hearer. one more mid.
29:01 holy shit, i got a fucking kill. where's oh, my green's been dead for 10 minutes. okay, my bad. my bad. they've breached the b site. you got this. oh, i thought he died. i don't know why i thought he died. old lady who swallowed a fly type shit. kory blasting slint right now? i don't know, man. it's great. blasting slint sounds like so offensive if you don't know that they're like kentucky's best export.
29:51 with a mac i rushed the site and i flew out the t spawn and i ignored the beeping bomb. you ever set a fire burning and then rail on through the night? uh, no. or are you a good morning captain or a breadcrumb trailhead?
30:15 no. i mean, it's insane to turn your back there. i know i'm like bottom fragging by a mile but like turning your back after a save is so crazy. the number of times someone fucking saves and then goes, no actually, that should be far enough and they get exit fragged is so crazy. mids clear. if they're on a decoy mid.
31:02 i don't know why i know that there's a decoy still got scared. fuck me too in the app at the we have a dude just afk yellows afk guys. we're in a world of hurt. i'm about to get fucking shit on. okay, what the fuck happened? i did just circle in the fire. i was like, oh, i'll probably be safe if i take a few steps forward in the fire. oh, no, that wall corner is going to kill me still. did you did you die beat? yeah, there were people be
31:45 i was getting swarmed by lemmings on a yeah they turned around. we died pretty quick. it's embarrassing. it's not good. it's also the last round and i couldn't buy anything. you can bomb nobody banana banana less one banana pucks in deep. literally did no damage to me to still let spawn like mid bottom mid. yep, shot right between them. i think honestly it literally if you added their positions together divided by two i shot i had shot that ghost.
32:46 cuervo gold son or a fine colombian daughter. okay, first off the phrasing on that is all fucked up. but secondly, non binary child holding non binary twins holding mystical spheres direct from lhasa. all right, kory, i'm warmed up now. oh no. they saying some stuff? no, no, no. 618 ain't that bad for me. it's the kind of height that gets you a contract with the san antonio spurs.
33:44 got no interest in that one. i've sent you some a discord message. okay, okay. you could check it. yeah, what happened? can you type? yeah, yeah, yeah. he's saying you better fucking clutch up next time. that's no big deal. okay, okay. i don't have my galaxy watch on but i think you spiked my heart rate like a phone call at like two in the morning.
34:38 okay. sorry. i can feel my pulse in the sides of my skull right now. now that's chill. cortisol spiked. but if you spike it now, it sets a new normal for the game, which is good, i think. oh shit! i have a dr. pepper zero, bro! ooh, no, we'll save that for when we need it. we'll save it for when i go 5 and 18. does the dr. pepper zero taste like real regular dr. pepper? it tastes exactly the same. god damn. and are you one of those people who enjoys the dr. pepper?
35:19 on a rare occasion. i don't usually choose it but there is like a time where i'm like, i forget what dr. pepper's like. i want a dr. pepper and then i have it. it's not bad. something about it. something about the flavor is like, i like it. i also, i would say i have three a year. yeah. there's something about it that i like.
35:51 so controversial, well yeah, but like keep in mind, let's just get people back on my side by making this some anti american bit. people will go like, i drink 10 cokes a day and dr. pepper's disgusting. like they talk like that man. yeah, the i mean, i've told this story i think before but i remember going to like one of those stores in japan that sells like international products, you know, like they like just carry like a bunch of
36:20 american stuff or whatever, right? and i remember on the counter by the register, there's just like a little refrigerator and in it was like a bunch of root beer and dr. pepper and it's in the label was like the most disgusting drink in the world.
36:39 try the viral sensation that's sweeping social media right now. i was like, can i have one of those? i can't find root beers anywhere in this country. they make you like sign a waiver or something. i think they just laugh. that's really funny. root beer does have like, i love it.
36:59 but i can see how you would think it has kind of like a toothpaste taste if you were not immersed in the root beer growing up. they're both definitely medicinal. if you never popped like popped the bottle top on a ice cold frosty dad's root beer. i am holding a mystical beer. it's direct from the garage fridge.
37:26 what's that left there like dude the white people do like it? holy shit look at him? whoa damn i can hear him you can hear him. i can hear him honestly, i just don't want to play mirage besides that i'm cool. that's not for me. let's go with my brother. whatever i can hear them all oh, i just remember how you do my fucking dueling go okay hold on he didn't get his build though?
38:00 duolingo. yeah, we're better. fuck it. i love you. thank you. he loves you. i appreciate you. please don't know. he said he was about to say, he's about to say, i don't know what the fuck that means. god damn it. pretty much boys.
38:40 i can't hear them anymore. i have settings on where i can only hear them in the voting booth apparently. it's the damn palantir codec. oh! better awper than a rifler. i have no idea what setting i hit where i can only hear them in purgatory, man. that is weird. check the dominion box. i guess it's the least likely time for them to be racist. honestly, i think that i could chill on that. not because i'm saying racism is cool, which is not.
39:15 but because i think like i should have more faith in humanity. oh motherfucker, man. god damn it. if this is a vkn are you here? you shouldn't have talked about his tattoo, man. i just said i have more faith in humanity and look what happened. he just asked the guy, is that your real tattoo? and he was talking about his tattoo and the guy just killed himself. holy shit.
39:50 well, this is fucking bullshit. they should let you fucking leave the match. i think i'm at the wrong skill level. you know what? let me change my settings, corey. what's your push to talk key? my mouse. like a mouse thumb button. like left mouse button? thumb button? like one of the two... do you have thumb buttons on your mouse? i guess so. like the two...
40:19 the two on the side of the mouse i have, i use those. i don't know what i have on where i cannot hear them at all. other player voice volume 100%. push voice input, push to talk, go to microphone key binding. use microphone, use microphone. no, not mouse one, obviously. that would be, that's a pretty important key. hey, can you hear me? yeah. damn. i can't hear you guys. give me a second.
41:06 why did i switch to my old fucking voice when i started talking? i'm gonna laugh so hard if one of these guys says something fucked up in the first game. oh, he said he called you a fucking youtuber. no! he said he said it's a northernlion soundboard. oh fuck.
41:33 he doesn't know man, he doesn't know he's gonna know in a minute when he sees my like a play they're blowing the fuck out of a my left mouse buttons been unbound y'all can i have a second back? oh no what use use weapon i'm gonna put that on mouse one i've been killed from behind watch your flank guys watch your flank
42:24 sorry guys, i unbound weapon use. it's fire not use? what the fuck man? you using your primary weapon is not firing it? oh, haha. i still don't know. does anyone know why i can't hear anybody? i have my voice. i have volume up high, but i think maybe i have an audio. yeah, i think maybe i have a mode on like a toggle that i have on that's like don't don't let anybody talk.
43:11 see, i don't have my teammates muted. look, they're not muted. i don't know. streamer mode? i don't know. i don't think there is streamer mode though. top right? do i have this? is that disable voice comms or is that enable voice comms? red is muted. yep. i don't know what to tell you brother. i'm all right. what do you think purple? he said don't keep peeking it. i gotta do something man. get ready. this is for you.
44:08 in settings we have a set to only friends. okay, that'd be a good website only friends audio jungle communication mute all but friends. no. all right. i think i can hear you. oh man. i can also tell you have a fan on. you talking to me or you talking to them? i'm talking to you. i do. i do indeed have a fan on. yeah.
44:45 it takes away all your noise gate for some reason in this game. so they have no state by my chat has no screen just recognize i'm nailing the fucking smoke right now. always a pleasure in spending this much time in the settings menu. one cat one connector one window. they blocked my smoke. right side of cat when you go in. shit. oh shit. i fucking communicating with my team. my god.
45:43 you see me land that shot too? i did not plan. that's why i landed the shot. that was a good round man. i should use board. no, no mirage is good. mirage is good. i was complaining about his ping. what's his ping is 207. damn dudes playing by mail. does sound like a soundboard for some reason. because it's me because i'm the guy. that's his thing bro. no.
46:33 did they block my smoke? they did not block my smoke. my smoke has bloomed beautifully. corey w connector smoke by the way, at least one cat erased that. i lived bitch. he killed me jungle through window. you got this corey. corey's the mp7 beast. oh, he's back. he's back.
47:50 let's goooooo! guy whose favorite song is csgo music? these guys are the yappiest chat. i love that dude. that's fucking liquid chemistry right there. nah, don't ask blue. nah, i trust blue. well, they were telling you to shut the fuck up before. really? yeah, yeah, yeah. they were calling you the quipper. i like it, i like it. that means chaos bro, i swear.
48:20 did you guys really say don't trust blue? i said trust blue. all right, bet. check this out. your window smoke is missing every time now. wrong. thank you. i'm gonna run out on bait. i'm running out. you just gotta go. mercado. mercado. mercado. op down. we're sick. we're sick. let me get my bag. covering cat. kitchen. kitchen. kitchen. kitchen.
49:01 go plant bomb merch. i am, i am, i am. w, seal team six seven. oh my fucking... bro, how many fucking key vines do you have? one's market. is he talking to me? damn, we win these, we win these. good shit, dog. yellow, you want one of my lucky p250s?
49:32 i have them as a good luck charm. speak like a soundboard? apparently i can't help it man. yeah there's somebody on their team with zero damage. he was the guy who said i think i'm in the wrong skill level. i like your gloves. he is 10k. character skin, i fucked with it. thanks. that one's landing. that's exactly what i was trying to do. that one's landing for fucking sure. i'll grab bomb. confirmed? confirmed? window smoke's good.
50:04 sorry to interrupt. bugle flash. bugle flash from my teammate, kory. he's killed me with the deagle he was standing left of sight in b. oh shit. van, van. you got this, kory. oh damn, but he actually does. oh fuck. i didn't realize i picked that bomb.
50:51 he's overstimulated, okay? cut him some slack. you think it's like a tongue, tongue, tongue, sahoor type thing? i don't know, man. dude, what's so funny is whenever i complain about homework, i then check myself when i realize i'm so lucky cuz my homework is making art. that's real, that's real. stop, dude. you're not even responding.
51:21 i literally have a kid. so like this homework discussion is a little out of pocket for me. what the fuck? i'm just talking to you like human being the human being what the fuck? yeah on the connector. who's that? someone got a text.
52:05 right. yeah, someone got a text there real quick transfer student got him got him laughing once this guy's dan man one one lower mid tunnels. oh really? yep. oh
52:50 i have to go to apartments because the cat smoke will be dissipated. coming with bomb. one more market. on my way. last. top cat, cat, cat. why is he fucking top? probably saving.
53:38 good round guys, good round. ct sided map too. we're literally mogging, right? i like being a passenger. i'm gonna smoke max window just as a decoy type shit. big brain. crazy shit.
54:16 real quick before we get into a drake or kendrick. 100%. one ticket booth, one ticket. i'm not gonna lie though. drake was pretty close. it was a pretty, like it was, they went to ot. purple planet b? they don't even know man. come on, peek him. come on. you know you want to peek him.
55:07 that is really funny. the bomb is on the other side. ooh! dude, i don't know what agent skins i'm gonna get for my gloves. i don't have a knife, i just have giraffe and giraffes. so i'm thinking like the tropical characters. the ones from like operation riptide. that's cheetah prints. you look like joe exotic. they're not actually cheetah prints, they're fucking giraffes. that's pretty smart, more material on that. he's saying they got long necks. pretty much, yeah.
55:51 window smoke missed again wrong well that's okay that's facts i hear one cat one top cat one's in one was in window and smoking did you just say i'm smoking i didn't hear any context yeah cat you know you you probably he endeared himself to you after he said that right yeah he's my buddy
56:36 that was such a late reaction for me. i would have been dead because that guy was just straight with it. the windows. bro, there's no shot tuesday to thursday. same length of time as friday to saturday. fuck, i fucked it up. sorry guys. should i blow myself up with a grenade? nah, you're just rambling now. i'll do it. i'll do it if you say so. holy shit dude. oh shit. do it. you won't. fuck. i need to get out of here. don't put me in the fucking crossfire. let me throw smoke first.
57:18 where are we going? we're going mid? alright. i got my lucky sewage. my smoke didn't oh, did you hit the fucking top? oh, fuck. my smoke missed a bit as well. redeemed. oh, cat, cat, cat. lots i got killed, cat. connector, do. oh, fuck.
58:00 what a fucking disaster man. wait, we're gonna win. we're literally gonna win. he's tetris. nice shot. he's dead. get it on to the site. oh, we don't have bomb purple. can you grab that? thank you. do we know where he is? maybe shot him. no. this is what my social anxiety nightmares are like. they literally like me. i'm literally like their cool uncle. oh, that was him.
58:35 thank you green. c.t. market. green, what's your avatar man? i was wondering... it's freaking me out. it's just me man, what the fuck? what's like the metal thing on your head? metal? it's my hair! what are you treated with? it's just shiny. uh yeah. you're not supposed to bring that shit up guys. ah my bad bro, i didn't know you were sensitive about it. not bad, not bad. you get a cool hat like me. true.
59:14 perfect smoke. socks and sandals. i was staring at him for a long time. i did not realize the black object i was looking at was my enemy. oh, all my fellas. okay, good smokes this time boys. chad taught me how to fix my smoking problem. i'm gonna flash. kory, you go flash. one out market. one market. two market. two market. dropped one.
59:47 dropped one easily. mercado, he's by water. still one more market. last. good shit guys, good shit. ct side of map, eight rounds. we got a lot of money man. a lot of money. they will say it's impossible for a 37 year old to partner with a 20 year old and win a game of counter strike.
1:00:35 you want to get in there and give me with like a yes and or something. holy shit. it is funny. you're 20. it's crazy. 20 and born in 2006. honestly, dude, all the years around me like
1:01:06 like 07 and 06 are good compared to all the other years around me. that's a real question. real question. yeah. what's your 9 11? come on, man. my 9 11? well, i'm from manhattan. my mom saw my 9 11 happen, so 9 11 is still my 9 11. i just didn't see that shit. he doesn't know what it's like. he doesn't know what it's like. come on, man. i was like one, so i don't remember shit.
1:01:34 do i have an equivalent? no, not really, bro. and even then 9 11's like, bunch of people died. and then we it was pretty bad, all right? i mean, i'm from canada, it was still pretty bad. no, it was the whole fucking world when i'm saying that we went and fucking bombed the whole country. you literally lost your 10th and 11th grade to covid though, right? weren't you doing ipad school? true.
1:02:03 that sucks ass.
1:02:15 and then i fucking chilled out all of covid but also middle school is like the least useless like i mean the least useful elementary school is useful like that's important middle school is like i and then you relearn or learn other shit in high school like middle school is fucking useless true
1:02:36 i know people graduated in covid and they're all like going to shit now and i was chilling i had a whole high school experience it was wonderful so for me covid was not bad at all. you guys prepared to be in a pandemic again? is there more ramp? i don't know.
1:03:13 what a nade! bro, you were playing like timothée chalamet in marty supreme, i'm not gonna lie. i forgot he was here to be honest with you. you got the euro buff, man. god is my witness? yeah, don't ask him what his 9 11 is!
1:03:44 we're acid everything couple move nothing nothing palace kill me deagle and window two more mid near khan i
1:04:23 like low key as a canadian, i don't really wanna be part of the us. but i would be less offended if they didn't call it the 51st state. if they were like, you guys are gonna be like the 51st to the 56th state, i'd be like at least they're putting some glaze on us. but one state is crazy, man. we deserve at least four states.
1:04:49 vancouver could be its own state. that's what i'm saying vancouver could be its own state. this fucking guy keeps running away bro. they could call it washington too. i'm just gonna wait for whatever this motherfucker does bro. i couldn't even hear the damn deagle shots at me. oh he's kind of cracked with the deagle. damn washington bc is actually crazy. i wish i thought of that one. damn! damn!
1:05:46 then maybe comms is what we needed, man. the only reason i was alive was because i kept missing my mag shots, bro. so don't say damn, that was a horrible fucking play on my end. playing on his end. let's go. throwing smoke. yeah, smoke this. or even better, don't. i hear apps. steve jobs in heaven right now. that's crazy. steve jobs in hell right now, sorry. i'm playing. you know what i mean?
1:06:36 we are meet beat our meets one cat cat this brother. there's just no way i could possibly know what to do with that information. holy fuck jungle jungle a con mr. lonely mentioned kids these days don't know a con shit ass a bro.
1:07:19 oh, they disconnected? the fucking... what's it called? the headshot. the headshot.
1:07:26 do you believe that shit used to be $5 now it's like a fucking $80 skin? yeah, cuz of the stupid ass trade up shit. honestly, i fuck with the trade ups, bro. it gives the reds the price. i wish it didn't make the reds. yeah, well, i guess the reds are priced with a should be bush. the reds should be pricey, that's my now some real counter strike talk. bro, the reds have been asked ever since barry larkin retired. be so fucking for real right now. opmid?
1:07:58 that shut him down real quick. that shut that conversation down. the classic. i need to get myself a knife. i don't have a knife right now. i think they're lower. watch connector. yeah, lower mid. up down one in connector. one apps. down apps. oh, hp kitchen.
1:08:44 that's my move when i'm on low hp. kitchen? yeah, 100%. oh, god. yes, he's in market. i say kitchen, man. not hitting with the younglings. they don't want to talk about index funds. they want to talk about csgo finance. that's okay. honestly, probably get better beta than i will.
1:09:25 anyone in chat an economist? why are canadian passive investors buying cape instead of xeqt now? is it really just because of the dividend yield and they think they're trying to like bottom fish for the the value factor? yeah, more or less nah man, i don't deserve it honestly
1:10:01 wait wait wait wait wait, why are we all going that way? i don't know. i think everyone's worthy of a little ak. oh, all mid. they're all mid. they're all mid. they were in target when i died. yeah, they're pushing it out. oh, blind as shit all the time. hero flank incoming. get ready. eyes on me. i'm watching. don't choke. connector at home. ohp. you want a shot? i'm down at that connector. one cat around mid. ohp shot. fucked up ladder.
1:10:57 worked up ladder. there's a fucked up ladder. he's on a motherfucker man. i saw me get ready. honestly would have been a great time to have an ak. would have been a really good time to have an ak. you were right. should have took my ak. i had a feeling you were going to be in that clutch situation. you did. i got a gun. yes, man. that's what it's all about.
1:11:43 someone took the gun. thank you. watch your man randy savage. maybe we should be fucking smoking. i'll smoke whatever man if you're buying. one app, one app. applebee server when it's my turn to pay for the date. just wait till he plants.
1:12:31 nice. one got crossfaded upon this. oh, hey. i think he was mad at me. jungle. he pushed back. he's to the right side. damn, that shit went to the fucking moon, man. just stick it. i promise. stick it, dude. stick it. you lied to me. he gets a fucking running headshot. you ever see anyone do this shit?
1:13:38 they don't care. they don't care. voice chats over? wait, did someone say something horrible when i was going from hand to hand with my knife? don't pick this fucking thing. nah. oh, you're just, i see. you're trained to think that any silence is gonna end with a slur. i understand. i mean, dead air is a real problem in the podcast community, but i wouldn't resort to that. wait, what? oh, they're mid. pushing out. i didn't realize my hand was peeking out.
1:14:08 my god, i opened the chat we i got so scared. i opened the chat wheel. i got so scared. i open the chat wheel every angle. nah, they toggled man. i don't think he can eco eco. bye nate. go meet nate. nate. nate. nate. i don't know where to name it from. shit. he is team leader now.
1:14:57 i think my nade landed believe it or not. ouch bro. ouch. good shooting. corey's gonna clutch up on this one. nah man. nah that, i'm not saying it.
1:15:59 there's a hell of a shot, there was a hell of a shot, you gotta give him credit for that one. i didn't even see what happened there man. they were just dead. he did go pretty crazy for that one. guys, please, please, play on site. don't go on mid. no, purple's lost all confidence in us. he's purple as started hitting the pleading emoji. don't pick this fucking mid. laying down smoke. on speed, go away. decoy. connected.
1:16:47 three lower mid. they're gonna walk up con. ladder, be careful. one's moving kind of cat like. oh! from fucking where? boinked. from where? oh, he must be in connector. holy fuck. oh! what a shot. what a shot. he's got more than three bullets. we win these, man. where we at here? 718. literally better than the last time. that guy suddenly got like crazy.
1:17:47 kind of start going crazy he shot him. it looked like he shot him from behind the wall i got i dude this guy did not exist on my skin might just be awesome though purple's lost all team chemistry
1:18:26 we got all ages, all nationalities. we're gonna do this. this is global cooperation. okay, shut up. the nectar. stay green, stay, stay, stay. don't go, don't go, stay, stay. lisa loeb. what? no, he muted himself. he should be right. he's gonna, he's gonna. yes, yes, corey. ct. two operas, huh?
1:19:23 we need to win or purple is going to say some horrible stuff to me, man. we need to slow play. he's getting i can see like his face is getting redder and redder, man. we need to find a way out of here. his tattoo is starting to bleed. oh shit. when his voice cut out, like instantly when he died, i like, oh,
1:19:53 and then we play on the wall guys. you say let me turn on my wall hack? no, i think he's calling these guys wall hackers. this guy's crazy man. yeah, i mean they're orange. the long flankler. i go up cat quick pick, beat the cheater. i threw a tim wakefield style knuckleball at them. good try, good try. sorry boys, the caffeine hit the bloodstream. let's do this. this is crazy.
1:21:05 shut up, shut up, shut up. imagine how good it'll feel if we win this one. why 4 on b now? guys, come on, go a. you're fucking right, honestly. they're pushing up a because of course they are. let's do this. corey, my king. don't speak, don't speak. corey's gonna bring us back. it's orange, it's orange. i got shot at, i'm already through.
1:21:56 watch. good game guys, good game, never a doubt in my mind. bro, that guy was made but he was already looking at window when i peeked in. no, no, no, i just talked like that. thank you though. it's a problem for like the real relationships in my life.
1:22:27 i'm the realest motherfucker there is man. i do be fair. i do talk in quips. so i am streaming i'm streaming. yeah, i'm streaming that guy dude that that was crazy though that right that game went i do listen i would not
1:22:51 call a hack usation out flippantly, especially with me being bad. the orange got so good. yes. right when things got tough. yes. and it's not because he killed me, like i could die to anybody, but some of the shots that he was hitting
1:23:13 i mean, there was a market difference, let's put it that way. yeah, that like i slow walked into window, right? as he was already fighting people on site and then i quick peeked and he was already aiming at me and shooting is crazy. i mean, to me it looked like he killed our teammate with like a jumping op shot around the corner, which was so crazy.