That's not what I said man! (Rune Dice)

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0:00 not everybody knows who sean ashmore is. i know some of you were going to say, the guy from beyond? the guy from beyond, two souls? what does this one do? stuns cannot attack or move decreases by one each turn. each, okay, and just shields. arahorn thornbane. all right, man, whatever you say. i can't turn hard mode on for this one for some reason. that's okay. but wait, we're about to complete the nearby forest location if we win this one, man.
0:37 start at the camp. i gotta get the monday night football... well, no, it's the sunday night football theme song. now that i think about it, i gotta get the sunday night football theme song out of my fucking head, man. it is not a good song. the fox sports one? the one that goes, we gonna let them know?
1:13 and then it's got and it's not it's not his fault. he might be a nice guy. i like him for like irrational or i don't like him for irrational reasons. but the really tall dude who looks like john fetterman, who always wears like the sweater with the blazer over top it for some reason. i think it's ok. but oh, that's thursday night football. ok. i think it's ok to have like one dude that you kind of just
1:42 i don't incite any like hatred or violence against him. it was just every time i see him, i'm like fuck this guy, man. i think it's okay to have one guy like that. i'm that guy for a lot of people. i don't know what the guy, if anything, i should be the only motherfucker allowed to say it. there's so many people out there who are like, i hate this guy. i hate this guy. less than the ones who wanna be my friend, but
2:10 still, it makes me in a position of authority on the subject. the one to the two to the three to the you're dead probably. max hp plus four. sure, man.
2:41 mina kime's one jeopardy. jeopardy spoilers. also, do you think wowie zowie is really her favorite pavement album or do you think she's trying to... because like wowie zowie is a... it's not a crazy poll, but it's not the majority or a plurality poll. like slanted and enchanted and crooked rain, crooked rain are up there. but i will say wowie zowie kind of would be like if you were to take the one of the first three pavement albums
3:10 that would make you appear cool just to have the album in the background, it would be wowie zowie. i gotta think about it. i'm not asking her to name every pavement song, okay? i'm just saying. how do we feel about the thermals? just started re listening and it's taking me back? pragamemnon, i... you are in for some absolutely horrible news that you could not possibly know.
3:43 so anyone in the chat want to give phragmemnon the lowdown on the thermals? and you are not going to believe this. i promise you, you're going to be like, you're fucking trolling. check this out. can we get a sauce level on this? i would say like if you get the, you know, if you're used to getting the number one mala broth at big way, this is like two chili peppers out of three.
4:29 which, by the way, is how i order it. so that's literally like the best compliment you could have from a guy like me. give me a fortune rune, please. and then a chest to open for free rewards. i have to do 50 damage to you? well, obviously that shit's not gonna happen without a little a little help. look at his wound, it does double damage. how about that? a stun would be big. fuck it, we gonna let him know. heidi lau's better.
5:22 they both have their place, but you're literally saying some shit. you're saying a chicken sandwich is better than a glass of water. different restaurants for different situations. if you're bringing the in laws to a hot pot restaurant, you got to go to heidi lau because you got the big boots. if it's just you and your spouse going out for lunch, you go to big weight because you can each get a hot pot that's exactly what you want.
5:49 chicken sandwich does maude, glass of water. okay, well someone should tell jerry that when he's in the fucking desert. hey casey affleck and matt damon don't like fucking fight and kill each other. just get a chicken sandwich instead. you're so thirsty. give me give me a chicken sandwich. anyone seen jerry? the gus van zandt movie? ricky you still here? ricky? has anyone here seen jerry? who? the gus van zandt movie?
6:28 classic movie. classic movie that will probably have 68 fans on letterboxd. overwhelming die. can't kill enemies, always leaves one hp or a relic. three shield for each enemy killed? nah man, it's got to be an overwhelming die for sure.
6:48 why does this game seem so easy? because literally i have 400,000 hours in roblox. you're literally you are watching like floyd landis get on a new bike and going like wow he learned how to ride this really quick. yeah bro he won the tour de france. he won the tour de france after lance armstrong. look it up. or it's just easy. winning the tour de france not easy. if it's so easy then let's see uh junius
7:27 win it this year right fellow cyclists anyone else know nothing about professional cycling but occasionally reads the articles about it on defector regardless. oh you're the peloton guy wouldn't you know now europeans and americans who want to be european cover your ears i don't watch or follow professional cycling because like the moment to moment action in the sport is really boring if i was gonna get into a boring european sport, i would start watching f1 because it has aura. oh
8:16 should have said soccer. you mean the canadian sport because the world cup is here in like 10 minutes or something? and by the world cup, i mean like seven matches between canada, switzerland and who else is going on in our group? what do we got in our group? i'll take a drop room. bosnia, bosnia, switzerland match gonna be crazy man. i can't wait.
8:49 this clip is gonna go super viral when it's like an 8 5 victory for bosnia. people are gonna be like, how did he fucking know? i think it's gotta be this man. bounce it off the two, then we go two to three to four to five. what? you fucking sold! adam foote got the boot? okay, so you're the second person to tell me that but you put some extra sauce on it which i really appreciate. i will say,
9:41 wait, wait, what? i think we need this one. we need a closer two, but then you're gonna go to this three anyway there's no shot. you're getting to the fucking four, bro. what if you just hit the four? nah, i'll fucking do it like this. we'll do it live
9:56 i'm not really super concerned about whether or not adam foote got fired because i really think like no matter what we're in for a long season next year. i was kind of pissed that patrick alveen got fired though because i saw him at london drugs once. you might say he's incompetent based on his like track record but a francesco aquellini in my opinion was making all the deals anyway and b he
10:17 he's literally a senior citizen and i watched him work the self checkout with absolutely no snags. so i'm telling you, this dude is mentally competent to run a professional sports team. that literally has to put him above the median general manager because the bro literally scanned his own shit
10:34 said he had no bags and was able to do the checkout without the red light coming on. so i literally, you might say is a stupid reason to believe that he should run a professional sports team. but i'm telling you, there's a lot of people in positions of power that could not manage that. so i really, he gained a little bit of aura for me that time. we do another fight for jester maxing. and we could do a drop rune on the jester, bro. what are you having for lunch today?
11:09 i have so much leftover chinese food. i brought my parents chinese takeout yesterday because my daughter had a sleepover at their house on sunday night. and i did the classic chinese food thing. three adults, what should i order? fried rice, three dishes. so everybody gets something they like.
11:31 and then at the end i was like, what the fuck? there's like four people. i came in here with three people's worth of chinese food. i'm leaving with four people's worth of chinese food. so i got, i've got like five lunches left over or something, man. i can't wait. this shit about to be a movie. how did i not hit the four there, man? i needed that four. watch this. never mind. there's the threes are over here is the problem. okay, this is new shit, okay? i shoot the one into the three. it combines here to become a four.
12:27 it bounced my 1, now we're going back to the 1, bounces off of the 3, hits this, becomes a 2, hits this 3 which then becomes a 4, bounces into the 4 that we created on the very first fucking collision. we had an awp, man, we had an awp. i'm seeing the fucking firmament though. field refresh in two turns, okay. i mean, i want the power overwhelming rune, but i think you gotta... i mean, it'd be swag to hit 4 into 4.
13:07 i just don't, i don't know if i'm that type of beast. ah, maybe i'll do it. maybe i won't do it. i'm not using a drop rune. i'm saving that for my jester maxing turn. this is what we fucking want right there. that's big. oh my god! oh, why would you do this to me? they hate me. the fives didn't combine. okay, okay. got a nice wave here. ones to twos to threes to an overwhelming four, which does eight damage but cannot kill. there is no cow level, bro. wait, diablo enjoyer in chat?
13:47 should i start playing diablo 4? that's insane. nah? alright. probably the right move. i have a lot of domestic responsibilities. it's on the boycott list, is that true? it actually, i mean it's blizzard, i guess it's... i shouldn't be surprised. yeah, through microsoft? damn man. eoe 2 patch 0.5, launching may 29th. patch 0.5? repeating, of course. check this out.
14:44 bump the three, which bumps this into threes. the threes combine to become a four. i recognize it'll buff the unit at the back. that's life, bro. can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. did not work out the way i thought it was gonna work out at all. they should patch it to make it good. i've been saying that about poe for years. and to be clear,
15:08 poe is beloved and obviously i just don't get what makes it awesome and that's okay. but in literally in 2012, i got like beta access to poe and i was like, i love diablo 2. i bet i'll love this. i can't wait to see what the diablo 2 team is up to. and then i played it for like two hours and i was like, this shit is fucking garbage, man. this is never going to take off.
15:39 and then it came out and everyone was like, this is amazing. and i went, yeah, that's what i thought. yeah, i heard it's really, it's from the diablo 2 team, man. it was shit in 2012 to be fair. yeah, but probably you think it's shit for way different reasons than i thought it was shit. i probably thought it was shit cuz i was like, the camera's too far away or something like that. you've probably got good balance reasons for
16:08 not appreciating it until it was patched, but i just didn't know what i was doing really. a one to the two to the three. never mind. good stun though. hey, don't come over by me and hit me please. we should be able to easily get a four on this. huge. that at least kills the boar. we need to get some heal. some heal would go crazy. we gonna let him know.
16:58 now that's a fucking play right there. give me a fury die. i don't know, it has a sword on it. i'm kind of hammer coated though, i gotta think about it. now this is what it's all about man. gravity rune to pull all the treasures together first. alright. so we got like two upgrades and two treasures already. and honestly like nothing else really matters to me. except maybe like getting this healing chain over here would be kind of sick.
17:53 i can live with that man. let's upgrade our overwhelming die. let's take another overwhelming die. let's go. level four bomb die. level five bomb die. and then we really would like to have it go. so this will be a one to a two to a three. we need to create a four.
18:35 i can do that so easily, they'll make your fucking head spin. we bounce this three into this three in fucking imagine. no, there's no way that's ever gonna work man. but we need a four anyway, so that we can get to a five. cuz then, goes one, two, please don't go to this three, bounce to that four, get to that bomb, start another cascade.
19:12 okay, overwhelming dice still pretty good but we gotta find a way to make this work man. okay, eddie, how you doing, eddie? doing all right, what a shot. yeti still in hell? no, no purgatory. i'd really like the twos to get hit together. please shoot, shoot the dice. it worked kind of.
19:58 it was like a dog trying to jump into a car window or something like that. he really wanted to get over the die, couldn't make it happen. we need some ambient fours. i'm realizing my problem now is i don't have enough fours on the board. wait, we should get... that's so fucked up. imagine... what the heck? knocked over my key light, man. imagine if every day
20:28 we just picked one random chatter and sent them to yeti ville so that yeti, they could only talk to yeti.
20:44 it's like time out to ban and then the ultimate ban is exiled to yeti ville where you have to see yeti's messages and nobody but yeti can see your messages. wait, wait. this could be incredible. i've always been a fan, not of cruel punishments, but unusual punishments. everyone loves cruel and unusual together.
21:15 cruel punishments are bad. unusual punishments could be perfectly fair. they're just not typical. unusual punishments could be fun. they won't be able to see yeti's messages? oh, so that makes more sense. you're telling me that not all suspicious users can see each other's messages? i guess that wouldn't make any fucking sense. oh, come on. i was trying to like remake shitter q from base principles. how does that not hit, man?
21:58 now let me land this, let me land this, stop hitting me, let me land the shot. that's a perfect placement for this. the twos combined, the ones persist. yes, huge, actually huge. how does that not do anything, man? wait, i'm gonna fucking die. cold water just hits different source. i got a source on that. any hockey viewers here? did you see philip dano's coffee order?
22:47 it was kind of taking me out, man. bro got a large iced coffee with no ice. i get that you get more coffee, but it is kind of crazy. that's normal? yeah, but it is normal. but because it's called an iced coffee, it feels abnormal. also, the coffee tastes better with ice. but i understand he wants more coffee. he's a professional athlete, he can do it.
23:23 isn't it just more milk? well, you could tell there was no, i mean ice. so this is an ehow article now. if you go to coffee shop and you say, give me an ice coffee, they're not going to put milk in it. you put the milk in it yourself at like a little half wall behind you. like it would give you a half shield and x com if you, while you're putting, you have a reduced chance to be hit by a sectoid while you're putting the milk in your coffee. but, and this is honestly helpful tech. if you've never been to a coffee shop,
23:52 at some coffee shops, if you want an alternative milk in your coffee, you'll have to ask for it at the time of ordering because they may not have the alternative milk that you want at the complimentary milk section. they'll almost always have cow milk, but if you want oat milk, sometimes they're going to upcharge you like 75 cents or something like that. so you have to let them know in advance because they keep the oat milk in the back. honestly, if you got complimentary oat milk,
24:25 i'm just gonna say it, you're very lucky. congratulations on that. i'd really like to hit this. if i hit this, it's going to bounce to that. i really, cause like one to the two to the three to the four, one to the two to the three to the four to the, this is still really good. oh, it still made it. it still made it. and then the threes? no, it's still good. still good. girlfriend got charged $2 cad for oat milk last place we went to. no man, no.
25:08 that's, that's, well how big was the drink? two bucks for oat milk is kind of crazy. it would be, it would be different if i didn't see them grab the same oat milk that i have in my house from the little fridge behind the coffee bar too.
25:27 because like it's if they would at least take it from the little court and that has all the it looks like a dr. bronner's soap bottle. if they would take it from that and pour it into like a glass carafe or something like that so when they take that out of the fridge i'm like oh this is some kind of like bespoke oat milk i've never seen before. that would be like a different story but they're kind of flicking you with that one. but then again i was thinking about it
25:55 like the decor in the coffee shop compensates for the price so much, man. i really think that if we're talking about restaurants, coffee shops are the most aura driven restaurant. the vibe in a coffee shop is more important than the vibe in any other food establishment. and actually there's i think we're in a culture right now where there's almost like a reverse flex. it's like the less
26:23 cool the restaurant is, the more primed you are to think that the food is going to be awesome now, which is very inverted from the 2010s where like every place you walked into people were wearing like black button downs and like everything had like a cool
26:38 lounge vibe to it, but also they were like you could eat half of the restaurant is sushi and that's cool. but then half of the restaurant is a little bit more like pan asian fusion over here. it's a very interesting. now people would they want to go to a sandwich where like an old italian guy goes like you want mortadella or bologna, you know? and i honestly i respect it. but the coffee shop is different. the coffee shop you want it to be like
27:06 like you wanna walk in and hear like, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do
27:42 i go to a titty bar for lemon pepper wings. they're not, we don't call them that anymore. they're called, i got a smile on my face trying to figure out how to land the plane. we don't call them titty bars anymore. it's an exotic dance recital, okay? there's a craft and an art involved. they're reinterpreting 80s, hair metal via the power of interpretive exotic dance, okay?
28:23 that's my third space. i'm hearing we need to bring those back, which is actually true. but actually, can i say something? third spaces do so kind of exist. you can go to the mall, but then sometimes you're at the mall and you're like, what the fuck am i going to do here? i guess i kind of see where you're coming from. you raise a good point is what i'm trying to say. the malls are all shut down. oh man. anyone here from vancouver? go to the kingsgate mall.
28:55 they gotta buy low foods. no, they turned it into a fuck ass save on, didn't they? we're daryl posting again. no, i'm from burnaby. mall culture alive and well in burnaby, though. i know you're doing a riff on the earlier bit, but mall culture is alive and well in burnaby, and i kinda like it, man. west ed mall still something? fubar 2 mentioned? uhh, we gotta hit the bomb, and then get a cascade, and then find our way out of this, said the joker to the thief.
29:33 you're not wrong to say every store in the mall is a jewelry store. i am 37 years old, so i had to do the math really quick. i, with god as my witness, i've never been into a jewelry store and i've purchased jewelry. that's like, i find it hard to believe that the jewelry stores are doing well enough to stay afloat, man. but obviously i don't know what the fuck is going on.
30:03 how did that work? we did, i guess i have been to a jewelry store once when my wife and i bought engagement rings. so i guess i basically just lied to you. but it was definitely was not a jewelry store at a mall. okay, so you lied. that's what they sell in the store? i don't know, man. i did wait actually i did buy a watch now that i think about it. is a watch store a jewelry store? maybe i have been to a jewelry store twice.
30:48 kinda? yes, it's an accessory but not a... it's semantics and i know you guys love to argue semantics so i'm gonna let you figure it out. also, i think this is gonna be huge. i see a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 cascade over here. did strengthen some of the enemies but still. french police just raided the perrier bottling site. it's so crazy that like... i'm getting updates on this but that's actually like... it's kind of like...
31:27 what it's like to watch 24 hour news, right? they'll be doing a report on like a new donut shop and then at the bottom it'll be like, you know, dolphin attack at richmond pier or some shit like that with no context. and you're like, damn, i don't really, i wish there was somebody who would tell me what to think about that. guys, i'm gonna die here. like almost certainly. i don't even really know what i can do to stop it. he's doing a lot of damage to me. any chance this bomb gets us out of the jam?
32:15 it would have could, it would have could. runes, i wish i had a rune that was just like heals you because all these ones they kind of assume that you know what you're doing. do you have a shield? place your master die at any position on the field. next throw launches from that spot. i would prefer not to bartleby style if possible because we're about to get a refresh. i'm hoping that that shield keeps us alive.
32:48 it did y'all. and then now we have to go fucking ape shit man. and then drop me like right here, pushing the heart into the shield. and then we start from here. the two to the three to the four to the five bomb for a big cascade. for a nothing cascade, but at least we got a little heal off it and a little shield to be fair. if daniel plain view me as ace, how will he have a son?
33:32 do you need me to do it? i don't get that many opportunities to do this. i would actually welcome the opportunity. ace people can have sex. see, i removed it. oh shit, and then you hit me with adoptions exist, motherfucker. yeah. also some species in the animal kingdom can reproduce asexually. it's called parthenogenesis.
34:10 also, daniel plainview is not ace on my island. daniel plainview is ace in the fucking movie. he's the devil. he's the fucking, he's satan in the movie. he's, at any point in the movie did you go, wow, this guy is definitely like interested in sex? no, bro, he's interested. all he cares about is money. oh, so ace people are the devil? that's not what i said. that's not what i said.
34:44 but you got me, you got me real good. i'll donate a little bit of money for this. 80% chance to get a big healing die. let's go, man. jester maxson. if anything, as much as i'd love to get loot, just getting a beautiful, beautiful heal would be crazy here. like a one into a, it's gonna hit coins, bro. what about the two twos hitting each other, becoming a three?
35:19 that then goes no, okay, it's just gotta be here then. two 2s collide, becoming a 3, becoming a 4, we heal a little bit. if i could get these two 2s to hit it'd be better, but i don't think it's conceivable. oh my god, i fucking fucked that, i healed for 4, man. and now it's the final boss. what's your deal? applies poison equal to die value on the hero. well, that's pretty bad for a guy who has no hp, in my opinion.
35:56 what is what are these? what are these what are these goo piles? i'd really like to hit this. i think we can do this music is is
36:15 it's good at what it's trying to do, but it also is giving me online casino advertisements. have you guys seen the fucking of all online casinos are evil, but tony bette might be the most evil of all. and this is crazy to say because they're probably running ads that you're getting if you're canadian like in between the segments that we're doing here. but the ai hockey ad where like it's the referee smiles and he has like 82 teeth at the end of it. what are they doing, man?
36:43 they just keep fucking up the teeth, it's even worse than the trivago ad. but this sounds like the music that plays in the background. like the ad is so, like the ref blows the whistle and then he goes, i don't even get what it's supposed to mean, man. okay, give me a shield and let's see how this shakes out. i have two poison on me. that doesn't seem good. i don't think i can hit this cuz the closest two is this, which will give me two more poison, which will kill me.
37:32 i think i hit this which then hits the bomb and then possibly kills me, but let's go fucking crazy. i've hit the same one! fair enough, fair enough. new rune slot though, new rune slot. alright, that's gonna do it for rune dice today. we're gonna pivot to crab, but first i gotta go pee. be back in just a minute.