two sentence horror： Wemby edition (Rune Dice)

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0:00 we got other characters too. don't forget about nevermind. no, we don't know we do not have other characters imagine you're breathtaking hello, cymbic the hello rune dice rune dice pretty good man what song would you put on the sufjan stevens british columbia album? i'll probably some shit about a soul use for sure always some shit about how i
0:33 my complicated relationship with god. my intimate relationship with god becoming complicated because i think i also have a crush on my best friend who's a boy in osullo's british columbia. that could be, and it's also with like six commas, that could be a sufjan stevens track off of british columbia. by the way, imagine my surprise. i was in a bookstore in vancouver yesterday and it's a chain bookstore. i'll just fucking tell you it's indigo. they started playing the song kaput by destroyer
1:06 i'm in the kids section. they don't, it's, i'm not asking for it to be censored, but i was kind of surprised with, wasting your days, chasing some girls all right, chasing cocaine. it was like covering my kids' ears, man. nah, not really because they don't know what cocaine is, but i was a little surprised at least. broadway or robson? i have strong opinions on both. tell me your strong opinions, but i wasn't the broadway one.
1:40 any new jelly cats? there's a lot of jelly cats, but i feel like jelly cats are kind of last year's hotness. because they had a sign that said, we're all out of ne dos, which are those like squishy rainbow balls. i feel like the ne dos are the new hotness, but they don't have the same cachet as like a la boo boo. like i could look at a la boo boo and be like, okay, i kind of get it. doing that, right? but like you look at a ne dos, it doesn't have the same sort of gravitas for me.
2:13 staff opinions at broadway are always shit. the robson one got way better recs and way better music. well, okay. i'm not gonna say fuck the staff at the indigo on broadway because they're really good about giving me the bathroom code. i mean, which is to say they gave me the bathroom code once and then i wrote it down in my deus ex document on my phone.
2:34 so i never have to ask again. yes, the codex. i have that one in the codex for sure. that's an important part of the city to have access to a nice bathroom to be honest with you. anyway, let's get going man. the nearby... wait, wait, wait. there's different archetypes you said you could play. oh, it could be merlin the purple bro. oh my god, there's so many classes. i had no idea. these are the different archetypes of the class. i understand now. i get it now.
3:14 arcane dice have a 50% chance to deal additional damage equal to die value or 50% chance to heal or a freeze die applies freeze to a line of enemies. freeze cannot move but can attack takes one damage per freeze per turn. okay, man, let's try man. in the nearby forest, of course, we're gonna be playing on hard mode. how do i get there? we got to be over here. it's got to be a it's got to be a one off the wall into this two into a three.
4:00 this is my fucking design. why won't you shoot bro? i was probably clicking like off screen. hee hee. hee hee's making a big comeback. okay, bounce the three into the three to combine with the four. we also ricochet our one over here which will then hit a two. swag. but as good as hee hee is and it's one of the easiest to do an impression of for sure,
4:41 i also like when he goes like, gogaka daa! like when he starts scatting on it a little bit. i like when he does that from time and i mean, shimona's good, of course. nothing wrong with shimona. watch this. two into one into ones into twos combines. oh! it literally almost worked, bro. whatever, just kill him, i guess. why? because it would have been fucking swag, bro.
5:18 why did when we take a logo three man? cuz he's fucking wimpy man. the wimps there is. who's in the twos? that was a direct fucking hit like art roots second album which ironically did not do that well. but it's okay. it's not as good as the first one but it's okay. i think you forced the twos into twos maybe you get a lucky one off it. and then these fives are not long for this world man.
6:09 obviously i want the fives to combine. i think the easy way is you throw for one turns. just get whatever you can get and then you use the ones to hit the fives next time. if you're alive, which you won't be. nevermind. fire die. add turn start takes damage equal to fire then decreases by one or shop rerolls cost two instead of... i literally never reroll. i just take whatever's in the shop in every single circumstance.
6:39 can i not go down here? i guess that was, i could have gone there off the start. that's my bad. i got parallaxed. i want to fight a miniature boss. is that something that's going to be possible? i go this way. plus three to the dice value. holy shit, man. i mean, fire having, actually arcane being five would be crazy. 80%? we take those. huge. what the fuck is the gesture, man?
7:26 okay, elite 5 is crazy. the question is how to begin the cascade. you think you can thread the needle? get to the 1. buff with the 2. hit the 3. get to the 4. get to the 5. yes sir. you fucked me. bro said rawr. a little embarrassing. how about the 4 into the 2 3s which then combined with the 4 which then hit the big 5 combining these and then sending this one back over to this one.
8:13 oh, oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. it's the greatest turn in history. exactly what i said would happen fucking happened. it's over the fight oh, no, i thought the fight was over. fortune rune spawns five random dice. rob rune. place your master die at any position on the field. your next throw launches from that spot. that could be crazy. but this yeah, this is golden. i don't think that actually affects its rarity but
8:57 but i can't deny that it has some aura associated with it. also, if i may, i think it's a great time to use it because like, maybe not because we got two turns till a refresh. we're gonna let him know. can we agree that emoticons are better than emojis? no, i'm gonna go ahead and tell you i think that's an unk take. i actually think emojis are a lot better than emoticons. as somebody who was in my formative years when emoticons was the
9:32 only way really to emote online. i think emojis have a much wider array of expression, which i think is nice. i think it's superior. we'd like to trigger this rune because this rune has a 50% chance to heal us, which means we need to make two fours combined. sounds like something you could have done this long weekend. making two fours combined seems very difficult, so i'm just gonna let it rip right there. long weekend? yeah, victoria day up here, young pup.
10:19 haters will say it's true. really? okay, and then don't, very important, don't hit this one cuz you have to hit the two to hit the two fives together. whatever happens after that is a bonus. we did not get the heal. devastating. bounce off the wall, two twos together, get a heal. i'm literally actually good at this game which is very surprising given like the first time i played it i was not good at it at all. use the arrows to move the dice before shooting. this is what the arrows do.
11:21 i mean, it's a little smoother than with the mouse, don't get me wrong. dice low key look kind of tasty. you know what they look like? they look like the icebreakers, like mint slash gum, which is, i'll admit, some of the tastiest gum. great shot. as a kid, i was always like, man, i don't know what they're doing, but like the icebreakers taste so much better than other gums. and you're like, as an adult, you're like, yeah, man. they coated the outside of it in like confectioner's sugar. it just tastes colder.
12:00 new relic. fire die deals immediate damage equal to the fire stacks applied then applies those stacks. i'd literally just take more dice over that. i swear it to you. frozen enemies take more damage from direct attacks. no. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
12:40 it is crazy. what if you fucking drop some dice on the field just to increase your chances of cascades, man? well, we want treasure. treasure's a given. an upgrade would be nice, but we want fucking treasure. or if i hit 3 into 3, we get a treasure. it jumps to this 4 and then dies. there's another treasure over here. it would go 1 into 1, hopefully to 2 to an easy 3.
13:15 if it goes to this two, are you fucked? maybe. let's see. confirmed fucked, bro. i didn't get shit. well, that fucking sucked. but check this out. this won't. two fives mashed up right off the bat. how fucking could you, bro? oh my god. i can't fucking get in there. get in there! okay, but then it's good because you get the fours to combine. it's going to hit a five for sure.
14:05 oh no, it's refreshing. it refreshed. oh no. redeemed. that was a hell of a shot. didn't even put a fine point on it. that was a fucking great shot, bro. i will take another fire. no, i'll take a bomb die for more cascades because cascades are fun. healed myself off the arcane die. that's crazy. average american board game dice amount. you know what was crazy when i was at the bookstore?
14:43 i was looking at kids versions of board games for my kid and i was like damn we should just be playing the kid version of everything. the child's version of every board game looks so much more fun to learn and play than the adult version. like i was looking at the ticket to ride is a very easy to learn game don't get me wrong but the kid's version made it even simpler and i was like this is a dream come true. my first carcassonne is actually sick
15:13 to get to ride sucks though. it's actually like beloved for a good reason because it's fun. i don't give a fuck what is rated on boardgamegeek.com by the way, so don't even cite that to me. destroyed kid. aren't board games already for children? not for fucking like little toddlers, man. their attention span is too small. i actually, actually your take is pissing me off. board games are literally for like 31 year old people. sushi go is peak.
16:07 even the there's like a card game version of sushi go. like i get it's all cards but like comes in one of those little like travel packs. and i was like damn that's gonna be awesome. my kid gets to like age seven that's gonna be my jam man. but you're fucking dead. i might as well get a heal. baldur dash is a good see that's the thing man. you know i'm watching these uh well i mean not recently but on the airplane like a month and a half ago i watched when harry met sally
16:48 millennial couples need to watch these movies and go, that's the way it should be. you go to your friend's house, have a couple glasses of wine, maybe a budweiser, place your raids.
16:59 and then get the fuck out of there and go home. no more, hey come on over i've got this great new board game, an hour and a half of reading the rules while somebody who has never played the game asks questions about the rules. so what if i'm in my initiate phase and i have a card that i can play that gives me extra energy but the energy only becomes valid when i'm in the action phase like and then the person who's never played the game has to go
17:24 well, i'm reading every single word of the rule book here to see if they cover that right now just because you forced the issue. it's you with mahjong? i literally won while i came second in our east game young pup try to keep up more bomb die please. plus two we just play catan. catan's innocent for sure. catan's kind of the goat. what am i doing here? oh, what am i doing here?
17:57 ten shields when you enter combat. extra dice throw if you didn't merge anything once per turn. i'm going to abuse that. all shop items cost less. probably should have started with that one. what else you got for me here? confusion rune, protection rune, drop rune. yeah, we won't be buying that. let's just get some crazy shit going, man.
18:28 i have, let's get two more frozen dice going and one more fire die. catan is ass, it's an area control game disguised as a trading game. you are not meant to be the dominant board game opinion. you're meant to know this is it's actually literally better. you're meant to be an iconoclast but for some reason they've shoved you into the center of the culture. you're meant to be an iconoclast. you're meant to be like a guy that everybody knows one of and nobody knows two of.
19:06 but now every board game guy is like that. they're like, i can't play catan because it's always too euro for me. and i'm like, what do you, we used to play, we used to play monopoly. we used to play, used to come over and play boggle.
19:19 we used to play boggle and now all of a sudden you're bringing out some shit that's like named after a caribbean island that's like oh you won't bel the the social bluffing in this goes crazy. brother i just let's can we just play some yahtzee or something and have a conversation? i invited you over here to talk.
19:36 i wanted to figure out your values and what makes you tick. what are you interested in right now? how are your hobbies going? but we don't get to have any conversation. the only conversation we get to have is, so i'm using my equipment phase to apply a helmet to myself. and then i'm going to take three steps into the dungeon of del gamore and i wanna have a conversation with you. we go again. you've done this bit before. you've been breathing oxygen for years. you don't go out of style.
20:24 well, it's easy. blow up the bottle. we don't know first. don't merge anything. we are the pirates who don't merge anything. motherfucker man. because then we get a free shot if we don't merge anything. crazy reference y'all fucking with veggietales. free shot right? fucking free free shavaka do yeah. okay. threes are at a premium on the right side.
20:59 you're gonna go to this too, i don't respect that. i think i gotta bump you into this too. but then fours are at a fucking premium bro. never mind, never mind. ooh, he almost swagged up too. okay, we want a free die. i don't know what we're, it fucking disappeared man. what the fuck? well, okay, all things considered that could have gone worse but.
21:45 the implication is that if we don't let you repeat bits, you'll slime yourself. there's no implication. i'm just a guy who's been tasked with by himself. he's asking himself to talk for five hours a day. and then people who are like, can you do the bit that you do every day are like, wait, you're repeating a joke.
22:03 there's no implication, there's no lore, there's no arc, there's no there's no reason. can somebody give me the lore drop on why he's not playing forza? can somebody tell me when the counter strike arc happened? these don't exist! these are arbitrary recontextualizations based on your viewing! they don't exist! they're not real! you're drawing boundaries around arbitrary points and saying this is a group, this is a group! i'm just saying blame the guy with the marker, okay? so blame blame librarian. i really want this bomb to go off.
22:46 what type of shit the joker be saying? hit the six and don't combine anything. oh good, we combined something. actually worked out amazingly. clearly i don't know what the fuck i'm doing and should stop trying to miss and start trying to hit. thoughts on katie lied? you can see it in her eyes, man. but imagine my surprise when i saw you. oh, we got a gravity rune for the fucking jester, man. so we want these motherfuckers to be close together. what do you do?
23:22 i don't, who gives a fuck about rune? we want this. oh baby, oh the treasure. oh and then it's gonna go into a one, into a two, into a three. yeah, yeah, yeah, we're getting, oh we didn't get the two i wanted. oh whatever. still doing pretty well here.
23:49 give me more freezes. gaoqiu or asia? i mean, i ask myself the question a lot to be honest, but i think and i'm not just taking it to like to be the hearthstone net decker who's like, i don't do the most popular choice. i do the second most popular choice. i really do think i'm gaoqiu coded. asia is amazing without a doubt, but i think it's just
24:18 nothing, and there's amazing songs on asia, but nothing hits me harder than gaucho on gaucho, man. it's so good. and i really, i don't give a fuck that he stole... if great artists steal, then steely dan is the greatest artist of all time. because they stole the greatest song i think i've ever heard. first, we'd rather miss. holy shit, it fucking worked.
24:51 and then we'd rather fucking hit bro. i do want to hit the bomb, but i feel like knocking a three into this is gonna go fucking crocono mode. it's cottagecore bitch. look it up. ricky, i'll have you know, you didn't ask for this ricky, by the way, welcome to chat. i told it, so it's one of your, i don't know if it's a friend or a viewer or i mean a bodacious cowboy. kind of pissed me off reading your thoughts on mishima, life in four parts and then seeing that the first comment was
25:31 just bringing my name up not rude to me but bringing my name up for no reason in your review of peak that you watched saying i'm so glad you and nl are both getting into more keynote. i didn't you didn't mention me in your review why are they bringing me up in the comments then getting on my ass for having not seen cure yet? but i did and i don't know if you saw you probably saw and if letterbox comments had likes i know this shit would have gotten red at gold by now and
25:58 if you didn't know that those were dramatizations of unks novels, and know your ass was tweaking when king kikuchi went up in flames. i know you were like, no! anyway, welcome to chat by the way. it got better, yeah, it got better. apparently it actually did happen, irl, i don't know. what if you just fucking don't combine, bro? you're supposed to not combine and then i get a free shot.
26:47 why don't you shoot bro? huge. okay, free shot. i'm thinking surely we'll feel the ramification of this transgression shortly hereafter and then bro's immediately getting his ass grabbed by his mom. it was a roller coaster.
27:10 mishima is an interesting guy. i haven't read any of his work. he's an interesting guy. i'm torn on whether he would have been mentally healthier living in the 21st century where perhaps he wouldn't have had to repress his homosexual tendencies as much.
27:29 or if he would have been like, if his body dysmorphia disorder would have gone into overdrive because of like hugh jackman's physique in the wolverine. and he would have ended up having like the worst podcast in human history on turning point usa. like i think he would have been, it would have been insane. i don't know man, i think it could go either way. he'd be japanese clavicular.
27:59 that's a bad we're saying that's a bad thing. just to be clear. we're saying this is a bad thing. okay, alright, yeah, yeah, okay, alright. great, great, i ruined my life. check this out. nestle it, nestle it, i fucked it up! you see what ricky was playing yesterday? was it the blackjack bailatro game? i saw that he was playing something like that, i did not see it being played.
28:48 you never know man, i'm going back to the old me. i'm playing roguelikes again. could check it out. it's sauced up? okay, well getting a recommendation from the rickler himself certainly gives me more pause or less pause maybe. now no combines, you get a free die and then
29:21 go fucking ape shit and hopefully that heals us because we're probably gonna get a kill anyway nope, it did double damage to a dead guy. fantastic scary thought two sentence horror. his name is victor wimba yama. he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet wait, wait, wait, wait two sentence horror. he hasn't hit his growth spurt yet. his name is victor wimba yama yeah, yeah could be big man
30:18 wemba yama? wembie vic? not wembie vic. wembie vic is a different guy. that's a different fella. umm... ohhhhh! that's not so bad. low key, what if wembie got the pedro pascal surgery from the materialist? like could they make him? like what's to stop them from like scouting... you know those viral videos of like 11 year old kids playing middle school basketball and they're like 6'5"? and uh...
31:03 and the other kids are like swarming around. it looks like a chicago thanksgiving with al capone throwing turkeys out of the back of his car or some shit like that. but they can't do anything because the kid's 6'5", in the fifth grade or whatever. what's to stop a team from being like, hey, we're going to just give this kid the surgery? the surgery that makes him 8 and 1 half feet tall. that could be the move, man.
31:36 it fucks up your legs. you can make their arms longer. they don't have to run as much. fucks up your movement. they got there in the fifth grade. they got nothing to do. put them in physio. huge free dice. holy cow. yeah, you could throw them on stilts like the savannah bananas or something. it's insane that got two dice, man. that's crazy. check this out. no shot. that's not a legendary turn. what the fuck? they all spun with backspin, man.
32:29 low key dakota johnson should have got with pedro pascal instead of chris evans, man. anyone else seen this movie or am i talking to nobody? feel like an eighth of your humor is casual eugenics. i feel like the last time you got like genuine organic vitamin d might have been in the biden administration, to be honest with you. can you tell me, is that true or false? did i fucking clock you or not? i'm not saying you're vitamin d deficient. you might be taking supplements.
33:14 i was saying the last time your cells were able to harness any from the sun. i worked the night shift. they make lamps or something. you know what? i thought maybe one time i would get... it's a very recurring story for a guy like me.
33:34 sometimes i go, i should buy something. and then i look up the effects of it and i go, i'm not buying that garbage and anybody who buys it is an asshole. it happened with espresso machines. i almost bought a steam deck and by almost bought, i went, i should get a steam deck so i could play slay this fire 2 on the bike. and then i looked up the price of a steam deck and i went, fuck that shit, i'm not buying a steam deck.
33:55 and then someone said, why don't you get an rog asus ally instead? and then i googled it and got like a reddit post that was like, yeah, it's not so good out of the box as a windows 11 machine. but if you install, if you fucking bootstrap this os into it, then it looks almost, and i went, fuck you, and fuck anybody who owns this. and then i also saw that it's like $1,700 canadian. and i went, fuck everybody who owns this, man. and to a lesser extent, that's how i feel about
34:24 those, uh, like, happy lamps, the seasonal affective disorder lamps. i was like, this shit would be kind of swag living in a cloudy city. and then i saw you got to like stare at that shit for like half an hour a day or something like that. no, they should make a more powerful lamp that you only have to stare at for like a couple of minutes, man. can't they just make it like 10x or something like that? you got shit to do. a bug zapper.
34:58 bro, what if though, plus one dice value? i don't want plus one dice value. i want plus two dice value. i guess i can't control that, huh? until someone makes a bigger bomb. 90%, we take those. and then we want to hit the bombs. it's fucking, just light them up, man. it's that simple. and then obviously that creates a resonance cascade.
35:53 hit this 3 into that, no then it doesn't get the bomb at the back. the bang to bang dickey and all that. craziest shot of all time that hits a 2 into this 2. that then hits a 3. and if it misses, we don't give a fuck because we would get to go again because we didn't have a merge but it did actually merge. huge. i have not seen picky 19 year old try his fruit for the first time. here's the thing.
36:31 it sounds so good that i'm worried it would confirm my priors and as a result i should be wary of it because it seems like a very powerful nuke in the culture war. so as a result i'm choosing not to get excited about the concept of watching the video because i think it might be bait content designed to just farm reactions on social media. i'm immediately skeptical of it.
36:56 it seems like perhaps it has the vibe, just the title has the vibe of a staged bit of content designed to create meaningless arguments on social media. watch this. that's what i meant to do. it just turns out that it sucked. that's every librarian video. okay, take it up with the librarian. that ain't me. that's fucking awesome though, because watch this. then we fucking hit the, we want to get to the four, we want to get to the four so the four can get to the fucking five. so it's a one.
37:37 with two to a three, where's the fucking for the fours all the way over there? we fucking make those, bro. ah shit. oh! and then you refreshed my fucking board. but that that's good because then we get our bombs back. how does that not trigger another cascade, bro? the physics are broken. but even if it is made, what kind of fruit was it? i gotta know. that was fucking huge. oh! durian? okay, that's fucking funny because i'll go ahead and i'll go ahead and say it.
38:28 not the best fruit. we need a gravity rune to jester max. and then they told them all fruits are like that? okay, if i may, that is fucking funny. that's really fucking funny. definitely not a starter fruit, that's for sure. 20% chance that you're throwing dye will be a frozen dye.
38:54 we buy, we buy. we don't even need this because we only have one more fight. what about some runes bro? randomly repositions all dice. nah, how about a rune that heals me because i'm about to die. and then how about, how about two of those? adam foot fired? probably good news. although
39:22 well, like here's where the vancouver canucks fandom is at. we have possibly one of the worst coaches in nhl history. this was his first year ever coaching. and he was on a horrible, i mean, the team sucks to begin with. it's not like with an awesome coach, he would have been a, you know,
39:40 playoff team or something like that. but our fandom is in such doldrums right now that people were like, i hope he doesn't get fired so we suck ass next year too. like people will actually be, some people at least will be a little upset that he got fired because it makes us slightly less likely to be so ass that we have a really good lottery chance next year, even though we will probably just by virtue of the talent on the roster still be really, really bad. by the way, i totally get it.
40:13 he does suck though, he's not a good coach. i need him to control. this is like, look at all this shit going on in here, man. we gotta let her rip. damn, that was awesome. man, we're kind of beating his ass. this is the fucking boss, man. and then i guess let's just get some shit going over there. could use some more dice. it's four turns till a refresh which kind of sucks but.
41:22 it does look like he has like a blue bush. it does look like sean ashmore's bush. you're not wrong about that. sean ashmore is one of the... he played iceman in the x men movies in the 2000s. new class unlocked. yeah, fuck it. we'll run it back, man. it does sound a little bit like we are number one. yeah, man, we got it.