when the roguelike has physics (Rune Dice)

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0:00 i'm about to go back to the old me guy who plays roguelikes that are good. this is runed dice for anybody who didn't see runed dice when we played the demo. i discovered the demo thanks to watching twitch.tv slash ricky peacock play it. it's like it's a dice rolling deck builder.
0:15 pardon me, i burped in the middle of the spiel. but also you flick the dice. so there's almost like a peggle physics driven aspect to it. so if like two dice of equal values combine, they become incremented by one and then reroll again. or maybe not reroll, but they can at least crash into other dice. you can get combos going. it has like a bejeweled thing. you're gonna figure it out, man. we're gonna start as john wickblade. i think it came out
0:43 today i think it came out this morning. it's good. yeah. yeah plug the little slate aspire, but they're okay let's start with a normal battle man okay, so no tutorial because i played the demo. i got to remember what the hell everything does man i think first things first. i'm going to move my camera right there and then
1:11 another generic rogue light, let's go. nemdrem, any last words before you get banned? i'm not banning you for saying the game is generic. i'm banning you because a, you're a vibes terrorist and we don't negotiate with vibes terrorists. b, we've been playing the game for an eighth of a second. you literally just said we haven't even interfaced with the main gameplay loop yet. and you wanted attention. so all three conditions have been fulfilled. let me see. let me see. your only defense is to type the country that you're from. do it right now.
1:42 and if it's not like if it's canada, if you live in canada, the united states fucking make something up buddy. make something up because that's not gonna fly here. 07, nah your messages are taking me out. your messages are taking me out. give me one second. they're talking about testicular torsion. i don't know if that's not a i'm from canada. oh brother. alright.
2:22 oh, you can't retype it like that. it's a beautiful day! it's may, we just finished the long weekend. like, what's wrong with you, man? get your life in order. so, kind of attitude you'd be bringing with your first chat message after maybe arguably the best long weekend of the year just because it happens when the weather is just... and montreal just beat buffalo in game seven overtime? you gotta fix yourself, man. that's crazy. okay, one second. enemy shoots physical damage.
2:50 gains attack bonus when its health gets lower. enemy moves one step forward every turn. okay, it's that simple bro. we go one into one, it becomes a two which then goes towards this two which will then do a multiple hit attack and possibly even hit this three coin dice. boom. kate are you taking notes for when you stream this later today? youch! i'm thinking this is a beautiful one into two into three into four over here.
3:26 boom, looking for this. we really crawling like a viper through these suburban streets. i, with god as my witness, i thought you were dead. let's go one into one into two into three and that should finish you off. plus we got some coins out of it.
3:48 who would you pick to drop a fire verse over this? i mean, can i be honest? this beat has a little bus driver flow to it. and i mean that both as a positive and as a negative. it's got a certain eastern european gogo bordello thing going on, but certainly i think if you wrapped over top of it, it might be a little corny as well. blind strike die that targets a random enemy for twice the die value. why not, man? i'll pick that. and then we have two normal battles.
4:19 one of which leads to two tough battles. let's do the tough battles, man. so you, the enemy at the back is ready to crack, his eyes are as red as the sun, but he's going to attack us every single turn. whereas these guys only attack when they get close enough, i think. so i'm thinking this is a one into a two into a three and then we need to do like a
4:45 one into it. like we need to bounce one off the wall, land it here, get it to a three so we have two fours that can hit this five. that's a big boom! you can't see it but it says big boom! um, it actually is five big booms. holy shit, they knew what they were doing. huge. you've shot me for one. i do not care. you think we can sneak one back there, man? i'm gonna give it a shot. oh! yeah, i was assed at this last time you played. what happened? that was a hell of a shot. you're done, kid.
5:23 okay, now this is i wonder what happens if you landed on this one. does it pop this bad boy up and get it over there? i don't know. the ones to the two is gonna be real tough on this one. i think i'm just gonna take my elusive dice and start rebuilding my die pile. we dodged that bit of damage, which is nice. maybe i should have been prioritizing that earlier. who knows? i think we can definitely get a 12345 on this one and finish the fight master chief style huge. wait, i'm actually good at this now.
5:59 new rune, gravity rune, pulls nearby dice together without starting your turn. a new dodge die with a value of fucking 2? i mean you have to do that man, pick that and put it in there. give me a difficult battle that could lead to either a well or an even more difficult battle. what determines the path of the dice after the first hit? the path of the righteous dice is beset on all sides by the inequities of evil men. but also,
6:27 it bounces towards the closest die of the same value. so if we hit this, if we were to hit like off the wall here, it probably bounces to that one because it's a two and then to this one because it's a three and then it tries to get to the four and probably fails. but if we hit this one, then it goes to the one to the two to the three and then maybe to the four. let's see what is this anyway? upgrades one of your dice. holy cow, man. it's that easy.
7:02 die upgrade. blind strike? better dodge die or better dodge die? i feel like we need more... i mean damage don't go out of style, let's put it that way. guy who's been playing the watcher in slay the spire. mmm, okay. i mean this one is really tough to get. how about an off the wall into a two into a three? life is pain. life is parallel to hell but we must maintain. what if you just fucking force the issue, bro? there you go. oh shit! multiple dies?
7:43 wait, that might be the fucking move, man. hit the 2 into a 3 to become a 4? wait, this has changed everything. i mean, there's no shot you're making it to a 5, sonny. it's so simple. this 2 goes into that 2, becomes a 3, goes over here. meantime, we knock these two 3s together, they become a 4. pussy moneyweed. wait, there's strategic depth here that i've never considered before. okay.
8:28 use your nog and i literally clicked by accident. i want that one back. i click by accident. my mouse button is too sensitive because it's calibrated for counter strike. i think this is good. you go two into the two hits, the three hits, the four hits, five big booms, and maybe our one also hits the elusive one. so we dodge an attack. oh my god, they fucked me, bro. i'm getting my fucking ass beat here. we still take the combo. i'm ok.
9:09 no, no, we still kill you. we still kill you. it just was a little dangerous. a healing die might be a good choice. we might be adding too many dice, man. i don't know. buy dice, relics, and runes or a mini boss battle? let's try a mini boss battle. then we die. it's simple, man. we just go again. what are these? this die will strengthen the marked enemy, boosting their attack against your hero. that's no good, man. the type of thing i don't want to see.
9:43 um, this one too? this will move the marked enemy one position closer to you. very interesting. okay, here's what i'm thinking. it probably moves them one closer, but let's start some fucking chaos here. hit a three into a three into a four, upgrade a die, maybe some twos get combined. we got a beautiful cascade going on up here. i can live with that. if anything, we need smaller dice so that we can still go up the chain. we're making too many big dice now.
10:24 a four treasure chest, holy shit. choose one of three new dice. that's music to my fucking ears, man. three into three bounces to the four and mix up the board a touch. oh shit, he got a lot closer. or a lot more buffs. yikes! hmm... i kind of hope we can just sneak this into the elusive one there. got a little lucky off it, but look at this. ooh!
11:04 plus we got two elusive on us. okay, then the whole field refreshes in a turn. so i think you hit the 3s into the 3s to bounce into the 4. that way we at least get the treasure. nah. let me get a 1 value healing die, because i'm worried we have too many die that are high up on the on the ordinance.
11:33 bonus choose one of three runes. i love choosing one of three anything man this is a simple one two into two into three into four choose a rune use the rune immediately to win the game. oh probably only have to kill that guy then the rest of it comes out in the wash man start some fucking chaos up here let's start some fucking chaos. yeah, and there's two and there's my fucking six. oh
12:19 minor life rune, heals hero for 8th. shuffle randomly repositions all dice on the field. let's just take this minor life rune. that way we have a heal if necessary. and then we just gotta do it. we don't even need to use it right now because these guys are literally nothing to me. they're kind of like a joke. not a joke.
12:52 someone said this guy always chooses one of three or something librarian can probably find it librarian your talents are better served not doing a fetch quest for such low xp if i may say so myself that's we don't need to be doing that. you know librarian watch ye ye my xp bar low well, you got to be like one kill away from leveling up because you watch ye ye this weekend, right? it's like three hours and 15 minutes long
13:22 you can't be, i know you're getting the same whiplash i'm getting which is like interfacing with like real culture and then going crawling back into the the brackish pool of twitch chat and then people are like you know he said the word cum which is also analogous to semen you know like it's it's a crazy whiplash it takes a couple hours to get back into it to be honest with you.
13:47 cuz you're out here, you're watching edward yang movies on the weekend and they're watching like csgo majors or something like that. if you see the level of discourse that goes on in like a cs major chat, holy cow man. what a tangled web we weave. hang on, four? very freshes? watch this. cum versus semen? depends on the context.
14:27 and what's crazy is that you guys are like typing a huge game in chat right now. i bet you can't say pussy without stuttering irl. i bet it kind of hurts you to hear. i bet it like literally cost you 3 hp and made you vulnerable when the word hit your ears. so you saying it is like in a different world, like that's unfathomable, but check this out. it almost made it too. you think the bigger ones jump further? because that five seemed to make a hell of a leap, man.
15:06 new relic, infectious bomb. when an enemy with poison dies, all enemies take damage equal to the number of poison? or a four dodge die? let's do that, man. fuck it, man. we do this for madden. what in the garden of bam bam is this song? dare in sharper? yeah, i'm glad everyone knows fuck you gumby at least. um... let me think about this for a second. you do damage, what's your thing? your thing is nothing. sad.
15:57 i'd like two 2s to become a 3 to become a 4. set up turn for next time? huge. getting one dodge per turn is pretty big now that i think about it because, well, i mean it's only one damage. i guess as long as we could heal instead, that's also roughly equivalent. a 2 to a 3, i don't think we're getting to a 4 though. a 1 to a 2 to a 3, getting that 4 would be a stretch, but let's give it a try nonetheless. oh, it made it!
16:39 and then we get four dodge. holy cow. well, we're never going to take damage again. oh, it doesn't. what is dodge even do? grants completely ignores one physical attack that reduces by one. well, how did i, how did i get from four to zero? how did i get from four to zero? you only get one regardless. it does four and gives you dodge. okay. well that isn't as good. i feel comfortable saying that that isn't nearly as good as i thought it was. now we would like to stall you and heal.
17:29 but how is this heal gonna be the first thing in the stack? it's not. yeah, because you only have one hp. possibly you could... no, no, no. just kill him, man. that's all you got. maybe you could at least... i don't know if it'll still go if it's on the end of the stack. probably not. oh, it fucking dies! oh! um... sure, we'll take it. i mean, just having more die seems like... it seems like a crowded board might be more advantageous than in other deck builders.
18:03 because of the fact that it just gives you more opportunities for collisions. i guess it gives you more opportunities for like obstacles too, but yeah, more dice seems like it could almost always be good, man. honestly think there's a crazy line right here. it wasn't that crazy. i really thought this was gonna hit this and hit that and hit this and then bounce over to here and then get that and then.
18:37 i bet we can thread the needle. i bet we can hit three into three, hit the four, and then our ones will collide and start a new cascade. we got the spirit of it. close enough. apparently i've been a canadian citizen without realizing it. i didn't know it could go that way. usually it goes like the other way where canadians go,
19:06 hey, guess what? and then you'll say some shit like, i don't know, they're opening a new dombo. and then they go like, actually, i have british citizenship because my great grandmother was born in kent, england or something like that. i didn't know it worked the other way too. good, good for you, though. good for you. they would have fucking freaked out if i guessed that. i'm going to go ahead and say it's probably one of those guess what's that probably was rhetorical. because if i actually guessed that they would be like, fuck off.
19:43 why would i do this and then create a dead 4 over here just to get 3 coins? literally makes no sense, man. if my cousin moved to canada, can i get canadian lineage? what kind of cousin? first cousin? we're talking about like uncle or aunt's kid? yeah? fuck it, why not, man? we need all the help we can get or something. i don't really know.
20:16 how about hit the three into two twos which creates a three which then hits this which then probably dies trying to get to this four but oh oh shit we start again oh there's like a little they left space for for jesus it was like a middle school dance okay craziest shot of all time four into four we go again and we're almost fully fucking healed
20:57 i would like to heal off of this. hit the ones into this too. and then whatever happens after that is between me and the lord. let's get a gravity rune, man. we haven't been using our rune slots for anything. what are you saying is weird here, magresta? oh, okay. well, it's not for me to comment. that's for sure. that's not for you, bud. move along. i scrolled up and then went, you know what? learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction.
21:45 hey NL, what's with all the renewed attention on the ford brothers i'm seeing in documentaries? well the one fella, he's still the the premier of our biggest province man. biggest by, sorry to my quebecois viewers, biggest by population not biggest by land area. although if we're being honest, and i'm not anti cobec, i'm the most pro cobec streamer you'll ever see in your entire life even though i'm not from poix rivière.
22:07 labrador's pulling a lot of... it's doing a lot of heavy lifting when it comes to the biggest province in canada, metric. you adore trois rivières? mmm. comme ci, comme ça. comme ci, comme ça. how? i don't know. it's like big or something. i don't really know what goes on in northern quebec except for like the gaspé peninsula. this dye will strengthen the marked enemy. okay. i'm not worried about all that because i think i'm going to kill you before the devil knows you're even dead.
22:49 it's simple. 2 into 2 into 3 into 4, these ones combined go 2 into 2 into 3 into a 4 die for combining next time. wait it fucking worked? we almost got a 6 out of it? i played poker with some guys from vancouver, you should have seen the fear in their eyes when i hit them with the vancouver or richmond question. only locals are supposed to know the ult, okay?
23:18 when she says she from vancouver but then on the first date she wants to meet at metro town? something doesn't make sense, okay? something doesn't make sense. you had vancouver in your profile, why we eating at the crystal mall? it doesn't make sense. something does not compute, bro. or whatever. you think you could fucking land? ah, but what's the... to what end, morty? to what end? how about ones into twos into threes? not ones.
23:53 ones into two, no ones into twos into threes into this four. this would be a crazy fucking shot, bro. it fucking works. i might actually be your fucking god, man. well, now i need to refresh my board. unless you want to do something fucking crazy. the problem is you don't have any fours. so we want to create a four
24:32 and then knock something. we could easily do one, two, three. but then this shit's just gonna hang here. might be the best option available. but then you need to do like two twos together into a three, four, five, six before the field refreshes. wait, wait! even though it makes him stronger. two twos together to make a th unless we think we can make this shot more easily off the wall, but that's a bit of a stretch. twos together into threes, fours, fives, and sixes. do it, bro.
25:03 how does this not combine? can we talk about this? i mean, the shot was fucked up for a couple of reasons, but those were fucking touching. those were touching. i would like to get some evasion or some healing. i or just kill you or just do six. i mean, this is a fucking thick vein over here. pretty easily do two into two into three and a four.
25:38 backstab die. targets the last enemy for 1.5 times the die value. i'm taking like a more is more kind of approach to this right now. i'd like to fight that mini boss. move me up. did you enjoy crab game? yeah, i'm gonna be playing more of it in a couple hours i think. one second. three discord messages. let me see. huge. totally fine.
26:05 i love when i have three discord messages and it says you don't need to read this right now. i read it anyway because it's involuntary but that's how i know it's going to be good. um choose a die and see what might happen. i forgot how to read by the way. i would 75% to do plus two dice value, 25% to do minus one dice value. i don't get the crab hype. i'm just a dude who likes playing the game
26:37 couldn't necessarily say there's hype involved. i'm not out there, you know, i'm not working the streets, couldn't work the locks, you know, i'm just like, i think it's pretty fun so i just play it and then now i have to defend that position because you're watching it of your own volition. that seems crazy. that seems a little insane that we're both just making choices but my choices are subjected to so much more scrutiny than yours as a result of your actions?
27:07 why you drinking bubbly when we live in a world of la croix and spin drift? no spin drift up here. i'm sorry to say young pup. i don't know, maybe in ontario they got it. why the bubbly over the la croix? i do have to say bubbly, it's like 5.99 12 cans. la croix is like 6.99 8 cans, man. i mean, it's just at this point, it is what it is. until the next sam pelly order comes in at least. anyway, i think
27:43 honestly, i think spending like we already have two fours. having two of a multiples of two at a value to me right now seems like it might be slightly important. and let's raise let's spend five hp to raise it to an 85 15. it raised it by two. so i have completely like, misunderstood how to do this. so if anything, we should have raised the one to a three
28:15 because we start with a one anyway, so we can easily create a one out of nothing. okay. music kind of loud? i can fix that. i know how to do that. there you go. that's simple. it's my favorite song. i know you got green sleeves on your spotify raps. you guys ever listen to the album talkie walkie by air? i think it's kind of a fucking vibe. i'm probably the first person to ever think of this. apply shields equal to the die value to the enemy. okay.
28:54 yes, dude? i mean, i know a lot of people prefer moon safari, don't get me wrong. or the virgin suicide soundtrack, also amazing. but something about taki waki, man. something about taki waki. this is simply too much information for a guy like me to process, man. i think... let's take advantage of all these 3s. let's send some 3s into each other to make some 4s to make some 5s. we have made the enemy a lot stronger by ax well, a little stronger by accident, but so be it.
29:29 dude, give me a fucking huge poison die. how about that? use your runes? nah man, i'm at basically full hp. use the runes to keep me alive at some point later. i'm not worried about this fella. or am i? immune to controlled effects. well, i don't know what that means so i'm not too worried about it. one into two into three. we need a four over here. unless, actually maybe you're right bro.
30:03 a gravity rune that pulls all of these closer together. maybe this oh shit, oh shit, okay. already pretty good. and then if we could just get the sixes to combine. or even just a five into a five that then hits a six. which blew up the dice which could have created a further cascade! alright, so obviously we run this town. gotta got a lack of twos right now.
30:49 got a lack of twos. i think a three into three into four might do something for us. it's a hell of a shot. i love when you get them perched, man. i feel like it gives you more potential for physics later. and then we got two more turns till the refresh. this can do something. we can go one into two heal. oh, the six! this is our refresh. do we give a fuck? i don't think we give a fuck, man. get some dodge out of it and then be very thankful for the refresh.
31:35 now the fella's getting mighty close. some poison might hit the spot, man. you think two into two, three into three, fours that somehow don't hit each other because of the cruel nature of physics in our universe? all right, the fella's right up there. this is where we need some dodges. okay, you're gonna think i'm insane for this? we want the two dodge. bounce this off the wall to hit the four into the two twos to make a three. you've gotta be fucking kidding me. how does that not work?
32:17 don't get me wrong, we were still kind of beating ass, but this combo is too juicy to pass up. huge. we get the dodge out of it regardless. and then, fuck it bro, two into four into two twos. they're kind of trolling me, but it worked regardless. gravity room is huge, let's take that. wait, we won? we won easily? new relic dice factory. create a die with value one every third merge. yes, man. yes.
33:08 new relic? how many relics are we getting? new dice or new relic? when you kill an enemy with a blind strike, it strikes another random enemy? i like relics because relics mean we don't have to think. you just take a relic and you go, okay good. nothing else to worry about, man. rune dice kind of swaggy. is there a maximum number of relics? that i don't know. they are very tiny at the top of the screen though. i appreciate a light tutorial like this. ones into ones, into twos into threes.
33:50 threes into threes into fours becomes a five, but then how are you gonna get the next five? i don't know bro. you know what we can do is just fucking start them off with something crazy like this. an interesting initiate. and then we have a four. if we can go one into one, into two, into three, into four. can't make it through the pile. it's a hell of a first turn though. holy shit. it's crazy to me. i didn't know, and i'm not saying it's a bad game. i didn't know peglan had so many shooters.
34:40 now you may say in retrospect that you knew this going into it that is a self aware joke but we both know you're lying to me and you're lying to yourself the light of your spirit is shining varnished through a polarized lens of your own creation. hey you can't be saying isn't this just peglin because peglin is just pegl bro it's just pegl it's derivative even in name in nomenclature it's a rose by any other name. we're going to do
35:28 well, i mean, there's always one that's bad. fuck it. we're going to split the d and get this heel and start a cascade. science, bitch. we're going to do... i can't believe... i've taken dice at every opportunity. still, i find myself saying, i need more dice. i need more dice. we're going to split the d again. when in doubt, split the d. threes to threes to fours. tape to tape. did you know that super blood hockey is making a super blood hockey manager? i added that to my watch list right away.
36:35 a sports game is already good. people who hate sports games cover your ears. but a sports game where you don't actually get to control the players but instead you just control the roster? ooh. that's what it's all about, man. yes, more dice in all circumstances. it's a mimic, man. fuck it, just go crazy.
37:27 what about a sports game where you're a fan and wait, that's not a bad idea microphone activated sports game where you're the fan and if you use your fan abilities at the right time you can actually affect the game like if your team's on the power play and your alt is yelling shoot you can actually give like a plus 50% chance for your your team to score on the power play. that could be that could be awesome. i
37:54 for like a minute and a half or whatever, but still like it's an interesting idea. so the joke is that i'm just like, i'm too good at the game. is that the joke? new relic, phantom strike? your direct attacks do more damage for each dodge stack you currently have? sure, man. holy shit. i'm thinking fours into fours and then the one creates chaos downfield. go for the a gap. mission failed, y'all. zero stacks of dodge.
38:54 okay, well how about fucking ones into twos into threes and the fours and the fives then which also creates another one for us five minute games can be 50 hour games if executed correctly 100% man 100% conversely
39:19 look at something like directive 80 20. it's still, it's been a week since it came out. it's still pissing me off. they need to whoever i understand to a broad abstract sense. i understand the market pressures that they're under and it looks bad to be releasing a game for $60. that's three hours long, but it would be so good. it would
39:38 be so much better if it was three hours long and didn't have two hours of stupid door puzzles and hide and seek that didn't matter at all. if it just had the movie stuff, would it be farming negative steam reviews that are like, well, it's 80 bucks and it's only two hours long? possibly, but still it would be so much better. thank you. thank you for a second. i swear i thought you said ermagerd. that's what we were doing in 2010. we were going, ermagerd, i can has cheeseburger.
40:17 ermagerb pizza with burger donut yerm, but it is actually bacon bacon on pizza is not the best use of bacon the italian sausage hits a little bit better on pizza, but bake i'm still very pro bacon for sure minus the you know carcinogenic effects of it, but it is pretty fucking tasty or whatever i'm thinking ones into ones that no no we need to
40:41 it's fucked up. do you think we can... how can i hit this? how can i do physics to make the sixes combine? because we need two big booms. i'm thinking that if only the ones didn't combine when i hit them, man. i don't think this will work and i think this will fizzle out into nothingness. i think first, ones into ones into twos, you bounce out of the way towards this three and then next turn we have an easy collision. i'm thinking two turns ahead like fucking magnus carlsen, bro. and then we just do this.
41:33 unless we go ones into twos or ones into twos, hits a three, it would have to make it to the four and then the five to get to the six. i don't see it happening, bro. i don't see that happening. i think you just take your six and then pray for whatever cascades you get afterwards.
41:55 magnus sees more than two moves ahead. okay, how many moves ahead did he see on day one of chess coming out in the year fucking negative 30,000 or whatever when offshore bonnie paul was still running these streets? when offshore bonnie paul was still spinning the fucking block? how many moves ahead could he see? not too many, right? not too fucking many would be my guess. you're dead. i got news. i got news for you. that means you're dead. it's more die.
42:36 who's putting motherfuckers heads on stakes? i'm gonna say asher bonney paul, not a good dude. not a good dude. at least, listen, i only know what dan carlin's told me about him.
42:49 the old assyrian leader from the, i don't know, second millennium bc. what about hammurabi? i honestly think hammurabi gets a bad rap from what i know about him, which is very little, mostly just the code. here's the thing, people say that the code is barbaric. it's not barbaric. if somebody plucks out your fucking eye and you pluck out their eye, that's actually too fucking fair because that's equal. there should be a second
43:18 order effect for the first person who plucked out the eye because you pulled out the eye for before i slighted you at all. so for me, i don't think it's really fucking fair that you poked out my eye and now i poke out your eye because i would rather have two eyes than have you also have one eye like me. if you pluck out one of my eyes, i should be able to take like an eye and an ear or something like that.
43:47 because you get something for starting it. i know this is like you're going to cite your middle school principal, it doesn't matter who started it. the zero tolerance era of scholastic institutional discipline was a huge mistake and i was simmered in it my whole life. as an adult, it does not stand up to
44:06 rigor. it doesn't stand up to rigor. it matters who started. if you're minding your own business on the playground and someone sucker punches you and then you fight them, you're not equally guilty. the dude who sucker punched you deserves a stricter penalty. you deserve like a medal or something. i mean, i don't know. you deserve praise, at least for defending yourself. anyway, where was i going with this? how many times have you done the hammurabi bit? people keep ringing the bell.
44:44 i'm gonna get the one into the one but i'm also gonna get the two into the two huge. was that picture with the with the jacked alien real? it's like i don't really give a fuck about like the political ramifications but what was the aliens like cardio routine because he was fucking snatched man. the alien was goals. i think it's a 12345 cascade right here. told you even nestled it on top. usher bonnie paul style.
45:24 it's a genetics thing. it actually might be because the alien was jacked, but it was also short. it was shorter than 45 at least, which means i think according to his doctor, the alien might have only been a diminutive 65 or something instead of 67, of course. trying to figure out what i wanna do here. okay, hit it from the back to the melody of roll is slow. i didn't think about the fact that was gonna hit the buffing guy, but that's okay.
46:12 fuck it, man. we still don't have enough dye. we need more dye. usher bonipaw would be a good name for a goofy dog. yeah, until that one friend who's too woke comes over to your house and is like, hey, why'd you name your dog after one of history's greatest monsters? yeah, i know they're from ancient history, bro. i know they're from like prior to the dawn of the greek empire and shit, but that still doesn't make it okay. he did a lot of nasty stuff.
46:49 he was asher bonnie paul, not so great. not so great, but on the other type they say hard times need strong men or something. maybe asher bonnie paul was the right guy for the job. i'm being booed. i'm being booed by prehistoric mesopotamian people. i'm tugging on my collar. they're getting ready to wait. i had them confused with the
47:12 which was the culture that was playing soccer but they were using people's heads and throwing it, they were shooting it through the hoop. doesn't even seem kinematically possible. as i know from jerry maguire, the human head weighs 10 pounds. how the hell were they kicking human heads through a hoop that was like 30 feet up in the air? it doesn't make sense, man. they weren't using heads, they were using balls. i've seen the apocalypto trailer, okay?
47:46 you're gonna tell me something about the history of the mesoamerican people? i've seen the trailer for apocalypto, buddy. 2s to 2s, 1s to 1s to 2s to 3s to 4s. you don't get 5s yet, you haven't earned them. i need to heal. healing would involve combining two 3s to hit this 4. or a 1 to a 2 to a... this is a huge healing cascade. to the 2. oh, it went to the wrong 3, bro! bomb die. hits everybody?
48:40 i don't think we need more ones. if anything now, i think we need a higher value dice. of course i'm going to add the dice, don't get me wrong. but we need a higher value dice so we can make our cascades go even higher. go even further beyond. i mean this is just begging for something, man. this is begging for something. the only question is how are we going to do it? i think you just fucking get in there. do something crazy. knock the four in there and don't stop until you're numb.
49:15 it fucking worked. for a second it looked like it was not going to do anything. i was very embarrassed but then it fucking worked. enya or sade? i was listening to a lot of, i don't know what music you would describe this as. listening to a lot of massive attack, listening to a lot of air, listening to a little bjork this weekend. and coming to the conclusion, wait, is enya fucking good?
49:53 because my whole life, all i knew about enya was in the 90s. enya did exist pre 9 11, just so you know. i think it's possible that only people from the british isles knew that in advance. but in 1998, you would be in the drugstore or something and you would hear like, the talarico flow, they call it.
50:18 and then obviously only time really, i'm not saying that they were rooting for what happened on that fateful day to happen, but that was a big day for enya. because that became like the official, unofficial anthem of the events of that fateful day.
50:35 and i kind of just discounted them as living in like encased in amber as that at that one point in american history. and now i'm like coming to the realization as an adult that maybe i actually fucking like enya, man. watch this. i don't know why i thought that was going to combine so much better. she did the end credit song for fellowship of the ring. she did. she did wake up. come with it now. down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
51:16 the microphone explodes! shattering commodes! i don't think that's what he says. i think he says get the fuck off the commode or something. shattering the mold. that's right, that makes more sense. the bomb die is also good because it oh, because the bomb causes an explosion which makes the dice more likely to... yeah, yeah, okay, i see what you're saying. to tighten, to tighten up like that. i see what you're saying now. damn, damn! you do run this town nonetheless though.
52:13 holes on parade got the chat going wild. i have devastating news. i found out that 69 love songs by the magnetic fields is 172 minutes long. literally like the perfect length for one of my long rides. that's a fucking gimmick that i can get behind. 172 minute long every track on the magnetic fields, magnum opus and also the worst shit they've ever done. it's the best shit and the worst shit they've ever done in the same album.
52:45 all three cds and there's a there's some great songs on 69 love songs but there are some there's some absolutely god awful songs on 69 love songs as well. what the hell happened here, man? spiderweb this die cannot merge what happens here you spawn a spider it strengthens a spider. what are the worst ones? experimental love song is really bad. love is a lot like jazz is pretty bad i
53:19 i'm trying to think of... i mean, a lot of them... a lot of them... punk love? i mean, compared to the first two i mentioned, punk love is okay, man. you skip him or tank it? if you're on the ride, you tank it. otherwise, you didn't do the gimmick, bro. it's like, you're literally trying to do, uh, like, century club and you're like, i don't feel like taking a shot on this minute. yeah, bro, that's why you get a fucking badge for it at queen's engineering. i don't believe you's a banger? i don't believe you isn't on 69 love songs, nephew! it's on i!
53:54 next you're gonna be telling me about some shit from the pieces of april soundtrack. we're talking about 69 love songs jesus christ a lot of people are saying that stephen merritt kind of like the american yen's lekman a lot of people are saying that these days fuck it beat him up. well, that sucked. i was that was basically just horrible. um can i heal? can i what is what the fuck are you? heals hero for eight. thank you for that. i think i needed that. oh
54:34 no one said either of those names in half a century. bro, nightfall's over cordodala, easily one of the top 200 albums of the 2000s, man. you don't like a postcard for nina? how do you know asher bonney, paul? so i got a phd in podcast essentially. let's fucking hit the bomb, man, and see what happens. how is that gonna, that's not gonna happen. let's fucking light them up. that seemed okay.
55:24 ian mckay, winnie the pooh be like, i can clearly say i don't give a fuck about your honey because it means so much to you. you know what i'm saying? there's like embrace. it's not too many dice. it's if anything, it's not enough. not really. you got to listen to embrace man. it ain't just fugazi out there. he's got lots of side projects. split the d. oh, i'd consider that d split. still pogging.
56:11 check your gchat, there's some serious shit going on. the bread price fixing settlement just paid out. you should be 50 bucks richer today. oh shit, wait, really? i thought they settled that shit in like 2013 and we all got the $20 gift card or something. did they go back? they went back to the well. they said, uh uh, i ain't the one.
56:33 they got caught again. oh no. galen, galen, my wholesome chungus, loblaws grocery ceo. what are you doing, man? tell me jimmy p's not involved in this one. tell me jim patterson's not involved in this one, man. tell me daryl from save on foods isn't involved in this one. let him rip. well, that fucking sucked. fuck daryl.
57:18 my wholesome chunk is grocery mascots running for bc conservative leader. nah, i think he pulled himself out, but at the same time.
57:24 just put the just keep doing the save on score and win commercials, brother. just just keep teasing people that live in like nanaimo in nelson, british columbia that someone on the fucked up roster of the vancouver canucks is gonna score five fucking goals in one game? five goals from a single player in one game? the 2026 2027 vancouver canucks to win a million dollars? that shit is not gonna happen, bro. i don't care where you live.
57:55 man, has that ever happened? i don't know if anyone in vancouver canucks history has ever scored four or five goals in a single game. i think, i don't know what type of shit was going on in the 70s and the 80s. so maybe, i definitely, i would be surprised if pavel bure or mcgilney had a five goal game in them. but i mean, if anybody had the talent to do it, it would be them.
58:23 it is insane that, and i don't know how to pronounce his name because it changed from his rookie season until like when he retired. but it is insane that in edmonton, sam gagne did it when the dude, i mean, he has a lot of draft capital. he was drafted like third overall, but he was not good. he was not good. okay, bro, let him fly. my god, saved, saved. and then it's all when you think it's over and it starts a whole new cascade.
59:07 now that i'm off ozempic, the leash of unholy depression, it's time to party before flying the cancun? that sounds like a james harden tweet if the cavs had lost to the pistons. wait did we fucking, we won the game? i thought that was just the first act man. i thought that was just the first act. by the way don't ever say nl doesn't know shit about hoops because that was fucking salient.
59:31 when healing die heals you create a healing die on the field with value equal to the amount healed. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. yeah, i know. yeah, i know. it's a rogue like there's lots of shit. yeah, there's lots of shit to unlock. of course we're going again, man. we go slash marker rune dice. give me one moment over here. we're going