welcome back mister mirage (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:04 kfc, gobbler and goonstain. this one might be a preemptive sort of... there's some preemptive muting that might need to be happening. but they're usually the best at the game. you take the good with the bad, i suppose is what corey is trying to say. why would you kill me? why would you kill me when i'm coming into your base, knife in hand? you see thunder versus
0:42 spurs game seven kory. nope your loss. not a basketball guy. this wasn't basketball. this is a spiritual experience i know when victor wamba yama stepped to the free throw line. i know he saw that fucking chinese mountain in his mind's eye he was like i'm back on the mountain i knew any fucking like lowered his heart rate by like 30 beats per minute greatest grenade in history
1:22 all skill, baby. all skill. come on guys, we gotta clean this up. oh my god. well that's not a great sign. they kind of rolled it. i mean i did like 250 damage but that's fine. you did. 224. wait, how did you see that? oh because it's round one. yeah, okay. makes a lot of sense. he's looking at me, shaking his head. he's saying don't buy. he's saying, okay, you know what?
1:52 he turned around for for vibes preservation. he shook his head at me and i said, you know what? i will do what you said outside nothing rampularly like outside like outside push secret. they're down. yeah, it's you and me green. they don't have respect. they bought a case. he should be dead. he literally should be dead. a shot is fucking sideburns off. he said the lone ramp.
2:48 starboard. they just have such an unorthodox style of play. yeah, dude, what are these guys doing? they're playing so weird. scoreboard looking good so far, man. scoreboard looking good. seems like a fast a. that's tone four. you can't go up that ladder. the ladder suicide at this point. fucker, man. wait, our teammates goated. he's kind of cracked. that's it. diffused.
3:50 good job team. i thought you were actually coughing. pretty good dude, you should do adr. you probably forgot that people cough when they breathe smoking. for you it probably just feels like normal air. yeah, i'm coughing when i go outside usually. do you especially in the summertime? cuz of all the smoke.
4:26 yeah, yeah, in august i'm breathing clear for sure. breathing in the chemicals. whoa. rampless behavior. chemicals, chemicals. nobody is watching outside. nobody's watching outdoors. they went secret, they went secret. you didn't need those anyway. watch this. what's your enemy teammate down there? you got him. oh, vince! oh my god. i heard him stepping. did they grab bomb?
5:27 no, no fucking signs. vamanos children! i thrive in the chaos. and you sprayed. i live for this shit. fucking we don't need to buy kevlar bro. technical timeout. anything good on the criterion collection for you uh this month, corey?
6:06 always. you've seen a lot of the shit that they came out with this month, because i put it on my letterbox watch list. kory's not fucking with everything in the weddings playlist. he gave marie antoinette a one star. he gave melancholia a two and a half or something like that. i think you might just not fuck with kirsten dunst, man. i don't think she's a great actress, but i didn't like marie antoinette and i didn't like melancholia. i think
6:35 maybe if i watch melancholia now, i might appreciate it more. now that the world's actually ending? yeah, yeah, i could like really like align myself with her a little bit more for sure. i think what else is coming out? you ever seen the real setting? it was all positivity. i don't think so. you ever seen rachel getting married? i don't think so. darjeeling limited? yes. oh brother, we're out thou? yeah. after hours? sounds familiar, but i'm not sure. sullivan's travels?
7:14 nope. when you said that i heard i autocorrected it to gulliver's travel gulliver? i can't say it. yeah, yeah. the i was thinking ted danson. that was a tv show, wasn't it? they did like a miniseries and he was gulliver. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel is my favorite. gulliver's travel
7:54 you can get a technical timeout for free and then you get another timeout right after. it's like watching soccer bro. this shit is like watching soccer. he fucking called you out europe. suck on that shit. oh easy prediction canada canada six switzerland zero in the first half. and then switzerland surges back and it's a it's a seven draw then it's a seven world cup yeah in the world cup. canada just
8:29 lost like some hockey thing, right? i see you have you have northern european challenge. i do. i've already done the world hockey championship this course. i'm afraid. oh no, that's horrible. i said me alone ramp bro. couple a mini a that was horrible.
9:12 fucking smoked them bro. fucking smoked them. whoo! had this shit looking like max payne. oh my god. what up now swedes? sounds like a nickname for somebody. someone who looks like a potato. what does? swedes. it's a nickname for a person from sweden. what's a swede, a turnip? i know what you're saying. zucchini? no that's a courgette. what's
9:59 rutabaga, sweet potato? i don't think it's rutabaga. in england they have weird names for their vegetables. a swede is a british name for what should be called a tater. it is fucked up that we have to play bosnia and herzegovina at the same time. but that's just how much they believe in us. apparently we got a good team this year if you ignore the fact that all of our best players' legs have fallen off in the last three months.
10:37 that sounds bad. you kind of need them for soccer. apparently, yeah. they should let them use their hands. we should create a ball. create a game where you can use your hands and your feet. let's go. they're nowhere. they're the men who don't exist. they're the pirates who don't do anything. oh, one's on mini roof. hey, yellow. yeah, he's behind you there.
11:28 oh shit, motherfucker. they're a secret. favorite veggietales song? i'd have to say it's the pirates who don't do anything because i don't remember any other veggietales songs. were you ever going to sleepaway camp when you were a kid? nope. sorry. i mean, me neither. i just always, it's kind of like an american, an element of american culture that i've never primarily interfaced with is like sending your 10 year old kid away for like a month
12:13 to live somewhere else i heard stories of it and it always sounded either awesome or like the worst fucking thing it seems like either they beat your ass red or like you had your first kiss just like no in between yes exactly you're like making out with hot chicks or i can see why you didn't go well yeah they didn't have cigars they wouldn't let you have cigars in the in the can i'm getting flash to all hell outside
12:46 i did pick one though. i don't think they got down secret. one still lobby? you guys see that kill by the way? can i get some props for that kill? that kill was kinda awesome. mvp orson welles, staco pueblo for getting a clean ass first kill, setting the tone. really out here getting the most, getting those frags out on the back roads. i'm freaking out. i'm panicking so much. oh yes man.
13:38 i did go to like a day camp which was called cyber sports camp. and cyber sports camp? i was in like the second or third grade and it was half. here's how to use these new things called computers. two outside and half just play with the basketball for a little bit. my mom said the first day i came home and i said, mom, what are boobs? i can't believe i died there to be honest with you.
14:13 i died outside. yep. that's right. i love it. i'm still trying to find out to this day. corey, i'll tell you if i ever, if i ever figured out. yeah. could you give me a dm? i'll let you know. i vaguely remember like.
14:42 walking to the computer lab and like playing computer games for a little bit for sure. and then there was like a very novel game where it was like a strategy game where you like planted trees and shit like that, but it ran while the game wasn't even open. so you would come back the next day and like insects would have ravaged your fucking blueberry plants and shit like that. that was like that's incredible. at the time it seemed like such insane technology.
15:13 like ramps, maybe? yeah. they're afraid of the beast outside to be honest. with the creeper who lives in my world. yeah, control. i mean a weirdo, a loser, a nerd. save me while swinging your sword. they think i'm crazy for risking my safety. it's no big deal. he's plant site, bomb site. okay, he's on b.
15:59 watch this shit. behind the good trade, good trade. i was gonna close my eyes and take a shot. that would have been swag. now you're getting it. you just needed a friend to watch his back. friends with the she's back on the minecraft parodies. yeah, i was just about to say. worst part is she only likes the ones from back in the day too.
16:36 well the classics, you gotta start with the classics. i think i'm just dropping my bed y'all. you're lots lobby i think? outside's pretty clean. seems like the lobby. the flag on the ramp again. the hell was that? i shot the vent. oh, okay. vently. vently, vent a aga. secret? squeaky? me it's me. nope. i've been killed. where were they? squeaky. well that's a problem.
17:42 that was sick corner events kory i must i must have filled his entire like scope for a second okay, we can't let we can't let them win boy, i think i've been going be smart i don't know what to tell you. i've been out there. you're doing good. i've been out here swagging up. oh
18:22 i've been doing damage and not killing anybody. the worst. time for another ace. i've got a very aggressive position in trophy. i don't hear anything. i hear shit lobby. yeah, flash. they just flashed through hud, i think? yeah, he got me. damn, that was a hell of a shot. that guy is kind of crazy. a little sus. honestly, it was a bad one in case it barely counts, but very unorthodox plays. hey! an assist for me!
19:35 it's gonna be b. some interesting documentaries coming this month as well. you guys think documentaries get a little overrated on letterboxd? like every review is like, um, hey, this was kind of interesting. and you're like, yeah, i know. we're losing, we're losing. then they're down a man. it is, i mean, ct on nuke 5v4. we're running into, i mean, it shouldn't be like this. i get a drop. no, nevermind. nevermind. we're all.
20:18 kinda broke. but i got the damn glizzy gun. yeah, like michael. like why is michael so highly rated, man? i'm feeling fucking ego rich. i'm feeling like one's on top. yeah, okay. their outside is completely free. national parks in british columbia in the summertime? oh, he's coming through mini. nice. god damn it.
21:26 my first child's due within the next week and a half, wish me luck. i hope you started working on it. you don't wanna leave until the night before. rush a, all right. rush a, we do this. we out here doing the most. planting these bombs out on the back roads. take a step into sight in here. neck gets snapped back. sam fisher. one heaven. one miniature. he's good, he's good. watch out for that one, he's mini.
22:23 okay, that's really funny. when i was a kid i thought you had to keep coming into the girl to keep providing the raw material to make the baby. that's really fucking funny. i like that. i don't think you would. why not? what do you mean? you gotta like re up it every time. right, right. you got an excuse, i see. but like... i don't know. i mean...
22:57 i open the door then i don't go out funny prank. and then i get killed because i deserve that's like, that's so fucking spielbergian. i showed cowardice and then was punished. damn. that one that could have been better if i'm being honest. you know disclosure date comes out this month? is that the new spielberg steven spielberg movie? you know what's not coming this month? me?
23:48 probably not. i mean, i would imagine you probably would. why are you thinking about it? 30 days, has september, april, june. i mean, it's a shorter month, but still people got needs. so what were you gonna say? what's not coming this month? disclosure day when they release the full epstein files. probably. absolutely not. they're never doing that shit. i honestly thought i had it. i thought i had him dead to rights.
24:34 the files are in the computer. remember that? derek zoolander. a model, idiot. ansel. they just came vent? i think your teammates are gonna plant a, corey. really? yeah. it's really a shame. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. whoa, great shooting, man. good spray control. throw in the flashbang!
25:45 did they give a fuck or what? one squeaky? it seemed like they didn't really give a fuck, honestly. kind of seemed like they didn't give a fuck. kind of seemed like they didn't care, man. wish i knew the outside smokes here. i know one. i'll do it. do you? yeah. he wants to go to the ramp. i'll throw it anyway. confuse him.
26:39 they're just going crazy ramp shit. down there, down there, down there, down there. i don't like this angle. put your slow ass down here, we already planted the bomb, bro. single soldiers, thank you. heaven, it's a single soldier, thank you, valhalla, because i killed them with my galil. stat track, by the way. your favorite weapon. oh shit, but this might be climbing the list. look at this thing right here. holy, man. i could drop you.
27:43 i'm going corey strat smoking outside. what do you aim at the lamp right side of left lamp on a jump throw and then watch this beautiful beast. there's there's a second smoke. you need to have to get the garage though. okay, give it a try and one of the smokes is fucking in the garage. oh, i have a garage.
28:25 what happened to vc? corey said the names didn't pass the vibe check and i confirmed. so i preemptively muted them. i know he regretted that shit. god damn it. turned the door and they're like nacho cheese, man. these guys are pretty good. they're owning us. well, they're keeping up down a guy. keeping up down a guy. let's go ramp again. confirmed. i do outside smoke. i smoke outside. smoking outside. smoking outside. excuse me. that was...
29:19 that was one of the burps. it was an internal burp. call it a gas line. bam, snap your head back like a ventriloquist. shit, good shit. can you shoot on stairs? does shooting on stairs make you less stable? i think stairs is fine, it's just ladder. surprise. okay. you will die.
30:30 i was getting mvp for buying six items. is that what it said? town feels to be bad on thanksgiving sometimes. yeah. or on christmas especially. true. i wouldn't know. you get all this stuff all of a sudden they're saying thanks, santa. you're like what? really do be your own man. really do be your own. whoa, that guy. yes, man. whoa, that guy. whoa, g. whoa, that guy. whoa, g. adrian.
31:23 what the fuck? i deserve to die there. last one's in the tunnel between single and double. he's on double. as you saw. oh, oh, oh, oh shit. we're kind of awesome. it's so much easier when they have one less guy. oh yeah. oh, 12 and 12. this could change everything, man. this could change everything.
32:18 oh, he's up and outside? oh my god. he's like, looking at nothing, man. hahahaha! musical guest john cougar mellenramp!
33:13 it's a hell of a hell of a docket bobby moynihan and jon stewart mellencamp i know damn i gotta see this one that sounds awesome that's a good bit is like yeah, did you see you see last night's saturday night live bobby moynihan was on it dude, did you see the one with keenan bro? i was trying to think of who the evergreen cast member was
33:51 i'm so old i was just thinking of daryl hammond keenan's been on it i feel like literally forever? since like 2004 or something for sure like you moved like directly from nickelodeon into that and then like i wouldn't fucking leave either have you seen what happens to most of them when they leave? i mean staying until lorne threw me out too what the fuck? whoa that guy
34:56 oh man mother mother fucker mother mother fucker mother fucker dude mother fucker yeah, not much you could do there a lot of motherfuckers though. i didn't want it to go down like that. nah, man, that ain't how it's supposed to be. they said push push through beat the heaven or ramp to heaven and go a i like it. okay. okay. i got no money. i
35:39 i spent all my money on guns for other people. they took corey's money, now he's in need. oh shi motherfucker get out there motherfucker. there was one b and then one have hell. me and you still on that old plan corey let's do this i got the bomb. what the fuck? how can we plant? clear. mini. confirmed.
36:49 swag drop off and i got my op back. how do i know it's mine? easy. look at it. just look at it, man. back to ramp bullshit. oh, 13, 14. i need two kills here. oh god, what's happening? my way? oh, excuse me, i'll go my way. when you go your way and i go mine. i've been killed outside with an op. there's an opera outside.
37:36 fucking asshole, man. god damn it. what was he doing there? dickhead. fucking dickhead sniped me. watch out, no slurs. yo, that's not even in my vocabulary. you don't have to worry about that. wotakai! apparently we were calling you shaodidi. apparently that is slang for like a man's penis. so we were basically calling penis for like an hour and a half straight, but...
38:11 that's pretty funny. oh, the little, a little hot for you there. what's your chinese name? and now i'm thinking i might go a chung long. no, chung long. i might say what you are chung long. it'd be awesome if you were chun li. well, are you sitting down or chumley? okay. what you got? chumley is kind of awesome. that's kind of awesome.
38:54 you know the type of shit i'm saying? no. beijing's winter is cold. is china the type of country to remind you that they have four seasons? yes, in my chinese lesson, they did say seasonality is very important in china. the summers, korea does the same thing. they go no other country on earth.
39:39 has a season that's hot, a season that's cold, and then two seasons that are a little bit of both. they're like, its seasonality is very important to the people of china. japan also pounded that shit. really? i don't know what it is. and we have four seasons. and i'm like... it felt like they were obsessed about it. obsessed when i was in korea. they were like, we're not like other countries. we have four seasons. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i think when i started
40:11 when i started taking japanese, like, in pennsylvania, they were teaching me that japan has four seasons and i'm like, yeah, so do we. so does every country. it's like the same climate. it's almost exactly the same climate. it's not special to me. i don't know who they'd be talking to as well that like they need to spread that.
40:39 it's probably cuz like, i don't know, they're still on some admiral matthew perry shit. and in england, they don't have four seasons. they just have like rain and well then like the heat wave is killing a bunch of people, i guess but. yeah, it's 28. so are you suggesting they're dying performatively? are you saying that? yes, yes, that would be a complainer.
41:09 it is vancouver as well, yes. although it did get to fucking 40 here in the... or like 44 in that heat dome. that was a little much. that was maybe the worst like four days i've ever experienced like weather wise. the one that they were like, oh it killed like 50 billion organisms in marine environments or something. it's like that's... you know what? the one where my
41:39 my portable ac couldn't handle it and just stopped working. so we were just tanking the temperature. i put frozen towels on jiro because he was just like laying on the ground like, kill me. also tell me why it's like 44. we have a one year old and my mother in law is like let's go have a picnic. what are you talking about?
41:59 really? we're out there in that park in surrey where at least for a while americans and canadians could both go to the park even though the border was closed for covid stuff. yeah, we were just out there sitting under a tent trying to like stay alive. when you went? yeah, man, we had the mother in law said let's go. definitely what it is. you know how it goes when fucking when lala says i don't want to you say all right, here we go.
42:29 i usually stick up. you say no, you crazy idea man. i don't get heat stroke. people always rush be on this map. so i'm gonna throw a grenade a was a pink was a pink. maybe someone ramps chill, confirming the chillness of ramp. they are made holy crap by everyone. good lord, you're mid taking.
43:24 yes, yes. now they're going a. wow! blue, that was a crazy shot. holy ****. don't tell me to kill myself. don't tell me to kill myself. don't tell me to kill myself. don't say you sound like a youtuber. voices are disabled? i didn't see that. nice try guys, nice try. blue, that was an insane shot you had there. that was awesome. corey, i **** up the tones instead of sarcastic.
44:03 it'd be so funny if learning chinese fucked up your english. i do sometimes feel myself speaking more syllabic. you're supposed to say, oh, thanks, man. like, oh, yeah, i really want to hang out with you this weekend. oh, yeah. i really want to do that. mid again. one ladder, one ladder as well. what a shot.
44:54 damn, two got killed ladder. wait, cover me, i'm going in. bob down connector. scout on top of it. don't even peek that. he says she loves me. they get up me but you know sometimes she's wrong. man, man, man, man. flashback. know what i'm talking about? nope, no need to push by the way. they're not gonna like that. behind you?
45:40 i just can't do what i done before. they're in a app, zombie. they're coming for a bomb. yeah, he's on cat. one just jumped down to get bomb. never mind, i lied. oh, he's good. he's hacking. isn't that time? i don't think he has time to plan. damn, they're putting some bullets down range on that one. okay, that's an awesome profile picture. i can't see it, what is it? it's two men kissing.
46:28 dude, that's awesome. they're in love. that's what i said. i think that's awesome. now would it be more awesome if it was two women kissing? no, no, it would be equally awesome. it would be equally awesome, but it would be a lot worse if it was a dude kissing a lady.
46:58 okay, okay, okay, the dude at the deagle's insane. who was just nonstop headshots. he peeksy, he gets a headshot. he peeksy gets a headshot. that was crazy. nothing you can do for you there, hacking. that bike got blown up. they're literally fucking hacking, man. stupid ass game. i'm broke. we gotta get our money up. 93 kills on this beast. damn. looks like a hideo kojima loading screen. you want me both, pal? you ready?
48:02 he's there oh my god damn i feel like kory that once what in heaven if it ain't one thing one motherfucker oh yeah, dude go for it. maybe legendary look at this shit polar mesh, baby. oh
48:58 fucking damn is that a blue apartments we got problems in the apatow nevermind he's there in the window take a step bro feel like they're all gonna be made take a step playa don't do it perfect another one there yeah it's the scoutler
50:02 he's insane. he's in apartments at the end of the hallway and apartments. that's on apps or cat. i don't know. i keep opening up my console instead of hitting one hidden one. anyone want a k? what do you want for it? i'm for damn look at this shit right here then watch this.
50:39 again, a henchman type shit. you know your follow when you see a kurt russell movie and then he encounters someone that doesn't have a gun. shit. i love not killing a guy with 98 and seven and killing a guy with three and one. if smoked, smoke connector. okay, i'm not suggesting he did anything. i thought i saw him fall down. i don't see his body lose.
51:27 this buddy lost all turgor pressure and then he came back to life and killed me. predictive damage. oh come on. you ever have that happen corey? where you uh on your screen you kill a guy but he didn't actually die? no. i did 99 in 4 and i guess the game just pre loaded his ragdoll and then went nah it didn't quite... really? yeah.
52:03 that's fucked up. i've definitely stopped shooting guys cuz i thought they died but. no, he tripped. he got his legs crossed. he's gonna write a book about like the people you meet in heaven or whatever. they might just be making noise not sure. not making noise. they're not making noise. how the fuck? damn, blue is kind of going to be smart though. kill corey.
53:01 and he's got a kid holy cow. i do have a kid. right on man. stress. wish i could turn back time. put the good old days on when my mother watching my screen but now we're stressed out.
53:54 they wish i could go to my mind i can the good old day you shooting some mid boys. i should fucking just sit in the chair bobby went citrus. i'm gonna my apartments lash my bomb site try to frag my team ones nailed the fellow the fellow in underpass they have a bomb carrier in the underpass. yeah, you almost got me pushing a no
55:00 wish this bro and the people monster underpass. you got to get him in. last one's on a dead ash. nice job. gravity assist. oh, you tell you tell me. oh, what's the best kind of util corey? free util. he's right. he ain't lying.
55:41 we're in the backseat of your rover, we ain't ever getting older. that one i don't know. you don't know that one? i don't know how. got him, kidding. troll comms. you see one mid? yeah, top mid. shit, two mid, one underpass. one's under window and one is mid. they're pushing cat.
56:38 wcom? hope that's a 1. a though as well? oh! window. motherfucker. they keep hopping in the window. oh, he's better than me? am i blue? no, i'm not blue. i don't have to cry about tim saying i left him. which could be true by the way. tim. tim, you left me tim. you ever see uh...
57:35 i forgot the name of the dude. dude, you're like me. i've been watching too many movies. i've been forgetting them instead of remembering them. something in charles. what was that shitty british movie i watched called something in charles? in charge? oh my god, i thought i had him over the top of the smoke too. brian in charles. yeah, that movie fucking sucked, man. do not watch that. one ladder. really out here doing the most.
58:29 might be palace. those got the john lennon gun man it says 6 7 on it and it says make love not war wait a second i think it might be b, i think they just pushed a, this gun might be peak. yeah it was one lighter one chair. it says 6 7, 6 9 and make love not war? as soon as i move bro fuck. fucking fucks.
58:57 youtill might as well be like a deer lure. when you pulled out your grenade it was like, what? it's like they could hear it. wait, i got my canaries gleaming through my angel wings. say no to pot, bro. a wood grain oak. underpass some. bitch, shit. fuck it, we rush them. i think. i made it to the stool. that's the only thing that matters.
1:00:09 under window oh still too mid he's under ass one window would have been if you hit him i think he missed gun to your head kory norbit or meet dave sorry, i couldn't hear. orbit or what? you fucking heard me you just don't want to answer gun to your head norbit or meet dave man bro i haven't seen either of them you haven't seen norbit? oh my god no oh my god
1:00:49 i know it's like the worst movie of all time. well, no, that would be meet dave, man. meet dave's worse? i don't know. i've never seen it. whose joint was meet dave? that's eddie murphy, bro. oh, it's another one. yeah, he was out there doing the most. some fucking glasses, man. i need a better prescription. yeah, you got me. you got me to throw a grenade at you and kill you. they smoked me off. probably going connector.
1:01:47 i don't fucking buy it man. that one's right though. oh my why? why is he still looking at me? he fucking saw me bro. that's the dude. that's the dude who killed you guys? he actually sucks. yes. he's no good. fucking dink me. here we go guys. these guys play so ohhh shit!
1:02:31 oh, three didn't even break the great. did you see that? i did. did you see that? you didn't even break the metal man. you should be able to get a frying pan. hear me out. if you swing it when a grenade is thrown at you, you knock it with the exact arc back at the position of the person who threw it not homie, but at the exact arc of the person who threw it. let's make it pub g.
1:03:03 and then when you like stunt with it, he should like swing it around, you know, like, like the ken griffey type shit. sorry, i guess we're in the game. stairs. nobody fucking rushed. no one fucking rushed. okay, burger's going crazy. that's orange. that's his name. oh, it was the greatest shot of all. speed red. i got window smoke.
1:03:44 i got window smoke fellas don't even worry about it. got to watch this one youtube video. yeah. i completely forgot. i think i stand here right? no, i stand at the garbage can. no, i stand here. this looks right. yeah, windows left. are you going b? sure, go ahead. go ahead. you're the bomb there, kory? i know, i know. i don't want to be out first with the bomb. i don't know. sometimes you go, oh, i have bomb. wanted to make sure.
1:04:32 that is fair, i do do that. we go. watch out. how is he alive, my guy? is he just to the right there? oh, shit. oh, no. you see the way his hands slumped? these guys are crazy. nice try, bro. nice try. they play so weird. that's crazy. i can't see my money. yuri and flax is playing kingdom come deliverance 2. your money's down there?
1:05:21 where's your money? my steam notifications pop up bottom right. mine usually do, i don't know, i must have pressed tab h at some point. one connector, one snipers. one snipers. one snipers man. probably that's mid. stairs. confirmed. one con. one con. hello.
1:06:24 see yourself down by pretty much pretty much just the ants down there. i don't want this shit. i got window smoke. let's take mid and then split push. what does that mean? i'll do i'll do con smoke. damn roses. joe his face out there hucking the smoke. shit cat.
1:07:27 rain and flashbangs are you man? wow we're fucked. oh fuck off, this is the worst place to die with a bomb! bombs and ladder i think? shit lads. oh the pack of the stairs, of course. i got window smoke, don't even sweat it. can you guys believe foot lungs really used to be five bucks? that's insane right? i was just talking about that. it's so crazy.
1:08:27 kissing me off. i swear i heard you say full owns not foot longs. and i was like what the fuck did he just say? boomers are fucking up everything bro. houses was one thing but when they came for the sandwiches this is too damn much. too dead window? kory my king. should we go b? yeah. or you're awesome. you're breathtaking.
1:09:32 is that you in the picture? no! guy's got red hair. he does have well i don't i have no hair. i was gonna say, i don't know man, i just don't know. dude mid control is so important. it's kinda crazy. blow. my kill. nice. sorry. oh shit! please cat, please cat. oh there's two, two cat. unorthodox ass position man.
1:10:35 that was a nice little dude perfect bottle too. he's right there bro. he's right there. oh no. oh no. oh no. kory i got to play for you. yeah. i'm going to deliberately miss the window smoke so they go oh shit they missed the window smoke and then i step out with the op and fucking shoot them while they're laughing at the smoke. in theory i think it's really funny in practice i worry. get ready get ready. can i borrow armor?
1:11:30 they smoked cat or you smoked? that's probably my fucked up smoke. actually kind of peek to cover us from cat window almost worked. fucking kobe that grenade holy shit. you got to pick a you might want to go a window. well, i'm stuck here now. he's clear pink. come on before you know cat cat cat.
1:12:16 it's just us or just me and this guy with like no health how do you think i know he was cat watch man jungle
1:12:50 swag. i was just playing hide and seek, man. take these. the galil beast. free grenade on the ground for some reason? oh shit. the he? just two of those and we got ourselves a damn concert. what's the plan? i think we take mid control and move from there. okay. it's always the play, honestly. okay, he's crazy. unbelievable shots from kat.
1:13:40 you guys see the video of that michael jackson concert in seoul where the korean guy pops up on the crane like one's there with him. and michael jackson's like holding him with one hand and then like singing. i was gonna say singing with the other but you know what i mean. and then when he the crane is like lowering it back down to the ground. he's like penn security agents waiting to beat his fucking ass. and that soldier came on stage and almost shot him.
1:14:26 and he got him to put the gun down, i remember that. damn. green you're a beast, you got this. never mind, be good, y'all. don't say, don't say, please let me focus. don't say some shit like that. don't say... i couldn't hear him because someone was coming.