They call me the clickbait (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 what color is my microwave? black. yeah, that checks out. i believe that one. it's like one of three available colors, i think, are microwaves. we got this stainless steel. yeah, the other one is white. i think this is the only three colors. white one always has a cigarette burn or something somewhere on it. i can't look inside our microwave. it looks like it's melting. really? yeah, it's all like.
0:30 fucked up in there man. i keep asking chat like if you smash the front glass on the microwave and then stick your hand in it and just microwave your hand for like 10 minutes what happens? and they keep what do you think is gonna happen? i think it would fucking explode man. they keep saying your hand's gonna cook! it's gonna hurt, it's gonna burn! they kept saying
0:58 my god i yo, i find dust to hate performative man, i think it's like one once you if you
1:13 openly hate dust 2 and you're talking about how bad a map it is, i think that just means you consider yourself better than the average person. like you've separated yourself from the everyman. this is the everyman's map. like this is like putting your pinky up and being like, oh i don't eat a mcdonald's, i eat a fucking jollybee or something instead. it's all fucking bullshit bro. jollibee. jollibaby.
1:43 i'll flash you out long. we run up and dominate them. it's that simple. yes, sir. okay. this guy wants to dominate them. oh, dude, his hands were up, bro. oh, shit. oh, how was he not dead? car. oh, damn. left handed. purple's a lefty. car dead. a lot of our nation's strongest teams. yellow, go plant. behind. behind. damn, what a shot. damn. he's kind of awesome.
2:45 he's kind of incredible. that's the coolest shit i've ever seen. holy shit! he wins these. these! no, no, he corrects. he wins these. he wins these. just like we drew it up. hicmuy? again? same thing, same thing. let's do it. that was awesome. i'm gonna go... i'm gonna run cat. i'm pretty far behind y'all. one lower time. i got the mom. a is clear, but everyone rotated away. i'm coming, i'm coming.
3:45 i'm gonna eat a plant that smoke of all time just dropped. god damn bro. corey, i'm picturing you as a new kind of guy that i just invented. and it's okay and you're not invalid for this. just let me start by saying that your guy who doesn't have the right spawn for that.
4:12 he's wearing a shirt that says i got good spawn. he's going, no, no, no, let's switch up our positions. i got, no, no, no, i got, no, i got a bad spawn for that. no, they're gonna beat me there. my spawns off. he's pointing to a shirt that says i don't have the right spawn for that. no, i can't spawn for that. no. they bought a negev. be scared. i'm scared. i'm scared. i got one, but i'm scared. oh shit. oh shit. yeah. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
5:03 he jumped down there with a knife and then took out a deagle to finish the job. that was merciless man, you should feel bad about that one. bro disconnect? that sounds like some guy just dropped dead. that was you ken, you ruined his life. what did he ping? the beeler. and it was all yellow, yes. there is a beeler. actually my favorite coldplay song.
5:37 yellow? yeah, i think so. before they sold out. scientist is pretty good. i have an issue with that team right now, but that's okay. it's not his fault. okay. good luck, kory. it's not looking so good, guys. we win these. you got it. you got it.
6:19 offer in be no there's somebody blew me apart nobody said it was easy so long yes sir drop should have been a good
6:56 yes, my god. and your body killed on the shows after. it's like what happened in that one documentary where the owl killed that lady. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i've been completely innocent. yeah. you got chat muted. something wrong with saying eco. no, no, no. other guys said.
7:44 he's just plugging his tiktok channel or something. oh, that's not rushed, i got those nogets. oh, shit. it's play picks. op in mid. he threw bomb down. some guy's spraying? that's me, man. i know. i got the one car. surely there's no one else there. when, uh, ct? grenade! god damn it. op still mid. we win these, y'all. we win these. come on, rush me. come on, i want you to rush me. come on, rush me. you hear one?
9:01 got him? unfortunate, unfortunate. it's churlish ass. it smells like... giggling. it smells like fucking weed in here, man. i want to know how far the smell of weed can travel. can we do a scientific study on that? not too far. these people like you and me holding it in our lungs the whole time. yeah.
9:54 your brother! no, it was yellow. scorch for the a? go to a when you say push a. you speak lithuanian? good shooting, holy shit. planting on b? i want it, i want it, i want it, i want it. i shouldn't have killed him so fast. that was a good round.
10:59 nice highly sus headshot rate, bruh. talking about me? what? i don't know, man. now is the time. i don't know how you would suspect anybody in this game right now is cheating. oh, crows, hey, once i am pushing mid, i think, what's up? pushing mid, you think? that's a good ass question. you get high the first time you smoke, do we? 100%, bro. i don't know where the rumor came from that it doesn't work the first time. like, that shit works. it's like a chemical. throw in the flashbang.
11:44 fucking worked on me, skill difference. did you smoke it out of a cigarette or like out of a ginger ale bottle like you're supposed to? op on a. should we go b? i threw the backpack. what's b door? oh, i should've known. oh, mid, mid, mid, behind. mid where? top mid? i think it could be cat. okay. might have been oregano. if you didn't get high the first time, it might have been oregano. pushing to mid. still a long.
12:24 damn, this shit fucking smells like breadsticks. you bought the shit to fucking smell. smells like a fucking cheddar bay biscuit, bro. that's awesome. yeah, it's called cheddar bay biscuit, man. it's a new strain from fucking restaurant brands incorporated. all right, i'll save. he's gonna save. he's holding the bar. yeah, he doesn't have time. where you going, bro thing?
13:05 oh, sneaky. i lost. dude, opera gx is releasing a proprietary weed. it's the first weed that has no cookies. what? i don't know. it just came to me. it's not even funny. it's not funny at all. there's something about how bad it is. i thought he said go pee and then everyone...
13:43 i don't know what to tell you. who's got the op beast? where was he? he's on the corner of long as well. wait, orange. go back over. i'll go from long. follow your souls. follow your soul. oh man. every time i go mid.
14:33 what do you think then? b? psycho b rush. psycho b rush. i think one motherfucker is broke and then he starts going let's all rush b. like yo bro. we're all broke. i'm fucking breaded man. what do you mean b rush? i got something to live for. a wise man said lower tons is the secret to this one. that's it. that's it. everyone else is a. this guy isn't planting. why are you planting? i was watching tunnels.
15:30 that's like a 92 6 vibe, if i had to guess. my god. what is he doing, man? i don't know. he's bottom fragging and mad at the team and saving his ops. like you have to do something. just one cross, i don't know. how else? is that the dude who said one crossed?
16:07 yes. you should just buy binoculars man save some money. he's been sitting in spawn with the op. oh shit. i got 300 dollars. oh damn get him get him. motherfucker. motherfucker man. so last one i think. see you hit this flick. okay he came alive this time. i want the full wall. what?
17:03 i wanted the op. the fool? someone take the op, whoever close to us. he's dropping an op. you what? i got spawn for it, i'll try. you like that, kory? you got spawn for it. going long or where do you guys want to go? yep, good team, no one talking. none cross. oh! one got me! he fucking popped up like a little jackalope on america's funniest home videos.
17:34 did somebody say? oh shit he fucking knows man, he knows. oh they're all pink. let's go ahead. walking donalds. not too late. one's a bit early. oh no! fucking snowbirds coming in man. nice thank you. stay there stay there. one coming window.
18:30 i knew exactly where i was. of course, dude, it's what are you talking about? it's dust too, man. it's dust too. oh, shit. that was cool. they knew exactly where i was. it's so funny. oh, you mean right next to the bomb? damn, he did pass me though. oh, they lost one.
19:06 what? oh, they lost one. they lost one. yeah. i see why people always hard cs man. i was like, what am i going to play today? hour and a half of everything is crab. maybe a little room dice. oh man. fucking dust to cross the plane. not a b rush, bro. what is he talking about? just one day. there's just one. mike away.
19:43 he's been watching too much of that shit. and he's still ahead of me. but you're six and nine. yes, sir. all right, i guess i'm going b. i got you. got a scout? two top mid. they're coming, kat. be careful. where's that youtuber that did that shit? one is lit. and also posting. motherfucker.
20:41 that was awesome. that was fucking awesome, man. oh, sure. yeah, no. oh, yeah. no. okay. no. oh, motherfucker, man. don't you want the scout? don't i want the scout? come on. don't i want the scout? you're a scouter. it sounds like the famas is kind of sick. a, you can put a hot dog on it. b, it sounds like you're shooting a typewriter. you are dead. you are fucked, buddy.
21:16 i saw you in the fire you fucking got him bro, both are top mid. i'm on long doors steps on me long doors long coming long. oh
22:17 he died, he died on my screen. second guy died? he died on my screen. i saw his soul leave his body, man. he's on long. he has a lizard tail. he might be careful though, he might still have fairy in a bottle. he's just saving. sounds like bits maybe. i think he's saving, it's fine. saving, saving you. you love and have a great day.
23:07 you guys know papa john's has toy story 5 personal pizzas right now? damn. you know my kid was logging up. i didn't even know there was a toy story 5. my kid actually found out the same thing. she knew there was a toy story 5 coming out, but she didn't know that there was a toy story 4. she was like, why is there no toy story 4? i had to break her the news. i was like, there is a toy story 4. you just haven't ever seen it.
23:38 you know what would be a sick move? first off, we have nobody beat you, which scares me. coming along, i think? outside long. yeah, our guy's fucking up long. my god. one more outside. what are you doing? he's going to throw a flash. what the hell? his long door. the last one. what about the other one? i need to mute this guy, man. oh, cat. oh, there he is. nice try. nice try.
24:20 you only say it when they didn't do good, which is funny. he's ahead of me now. what do i know? no, but he's a youtuber. he's clean as a whistle man. at least two coming, kat. one top mid. i think they're all going kat. now remember that's the guy who says that when he sees one guy. so let's not.
25:14 let's not sell out for that right off the bat. one on cat dinked. i got bombed. tough man. this would be legendary. is that cortana? he's got a counter. oh, damn! did he say drop it? are you fucking crazy? no, obviously i'm not gonna drop it. damn, look at this.
26:05 you're not gonna drop it for the guy with like the voice changer on? it's crazy how they haven't even tried once to go b. it's crazy how our number one teammate just runs straight up mid every time and is leading the team. yeah, it's crazy that it worked. that's what's crazy. we got a guy watching cat. you're watching mid. watching b, i'm watching long.
26:45 ooh, i literally... oh shit, he's at double doors. almost got him. almost got him. double doors. hungry eyes, they're watching you. you know that one? yeah. they see your every move. private eyes. private eyes, that's it. i was like hungry eyes, hungry like the wolf. oh shit.
27:34 opera top mid, i'm gonna waste this time. what are you watching, kat? it's mighty interesting. you're gonna go watch kat? yes sir! one kat. bomb's kat. long, long stun. he's out! last one, stall kat with the bomb. i thought you were watching kat. oh, you slo mo pins. a bad plane. might have gone b. one bullet in that baddest.
28:43 the baddest... what are you doing? oh, motherfucker. um, i was behind the sandstone wall. i was behind the sandstone wall. whatever, got mine. private guys? he didn't know where i was. that's a little suspicious. i knew exactly where i was. damn, i blew some of them up. yep, i could have told you that was gonna happen. thank kathika.
29:47 step said long doors. yeah, yeah, cat, cat. it's such a good spot, man. yeah, cat, entering now. my god. my god. those your footsteps? no, man, it's the devil. jesus. call out. i didn't know where he was. i didn't know where he was either. i had to run through a smoke grenade to get out. he was under. i hit him all with a grenade. that one. love that. love it.
30:39 they like to go cat. so i'm thinking we should continue our strat of never having anybody watch cat. never having a single person watch cat. 4a nun cat. never warned. type shit. smoke long. or sorry, mid. 2 cat, 2 cat. a little assistance. one more. one more there. that's a headshot. stalk cat. one potential headshot. to be honest with you, 2 cat.
31:31 really terrible shooting. this guy had so many opportunities to be there man, he's just taken so long. motherfucker they're gonna get a fucking ace. motherfucker. oh yeah jesus christ. frontside misty. what are you what are you doing? never could have predicted it. green's in hell? green sucks man, green is the devil.
32:26 just chatting us up, though. just hold sights. yeah, yeah, man. i know, i know. now we got the doodoo second from the bottom that's like, here's how we win the game. click on him. jesus christ. don't push cat, don't push cat. all those knives are coming. they're coming, cat. one. one more coming. one jumped on xbox. hold on, cat, with the bomb.
33:06 oh shit! oh shit! love that. aco every move. the long range headshot with the mag 7 kind of revitalized me. i love that. duck in your cock. i didn't know it was going to be on that part. fucking lock in here. at least one on cat. one's pushing the door. one's pushing the door, one on cat.
33:57 one lower tunnel i got coms on i got coms on one okay he's got coms on he's got coms on two in lower tunnel now they just dropped the bomb lower tunnel got one mid door there's at least one more in tunnels one left man oh silky he's in tunnels all pink upper tunnel upper tunnel i didn't know they had an upper tunnel neither did i i'm on t spawn
34:46 i stole all of our tunnel. just the hardest step. safe. probably gonna save. i should have gone back and played some socks. damn. final round. best time of year. it is the best time of year. the world cup. the world cup i'm hearing. waka waka dead hey hey. it's time for africa again. la da da da da da hey. move!
35:32 i fucking died mid. he's fucking hopping bro. stupid. yeah, right. how do you know? how do you know where he was? we're going overtime aren't we man? corey wins these crosshair looks like a vaccination scar. you juggled it wasn't even the guy shooting.
36:42 we win these in ot, let's do it for forsberg. these fellas are gonna regret waking up this morning. these fellas are gonna regret waking up this morning. oh wait, we don't have to just save. yeah, you got 10 grand in your pocket. fucking i guess i should probably buy a kit then, huh? not yellow though, he's not buying kit. i'm gonna guess we're going... cat again? cat? you think cat? oh, long flash. just hold.
37:33 one long let's go purple what the fuck the pre fire once the log i don't know where i don't know where green's fucking looking damn that is crazy he forgot about the guy behind him he didn't oh shit oh you know exactly where you were at least one of them is walling
38:24 i want to believe that he's lying, but he said it with such confidence that i... i mean, i'm not going to lie. the way that i got shot was surprising. i'm not going to say it can't happen, but it was a little surprising. also, your comments that i would be indoctrinated into a cult so easily don't even matter to me. because corey told me that one time i accused someone of hacking.
38:59 librarian pulled the cs vod and ran it and found out that he was hacking. so as far as i'm concerned, i'm fucking one for one right now. i didn't hear the call out that our guy made. are you on cat? yeah, i'm on cat. up mid. oh fuck.
39:59 mm hmm. how would librarian know so we have the new the new guy who's not like everyone's hacking you are the new guy who is no one has ever hacked ever. i haven't seen the video but if librarian says they're happy they must not be hacking now there are arguments against them happy one of them is that it's the op beast make sure you buy out there ain't no next round. oh
40:45 i think that's right. he take care of it. one off in top mid. i didn't have to spawn for it, man. i shouldn't have taken it. you got to put down. cat one maybe or mid. there's some chicken and brussels sprouts for lunch today. looking forward to it. looking forward to it. i got these meal prep tupperwares.
41:29 and last time i put the chicken in the big one and the brussels sprouts in the small one. i was like, that's not enough brussels sprouts. this time i put the chicken in the small one, the brussels sprouts in the big one and i went, ooh. this feels way smarter. they're all in a long, i'm pretty sure. yep, car. yeah.
42:23 yeah, right. yeah, right. you guys believe footlongs used to be $5? no, they weren't. they were. that's the first. that's a first. good. nah. five bucks canadian man. what have they done? did you hear that? i didn't hear anything. wait, we should have just gone b.
43:17 there's no definitive proof that they know these men try put them up you see how stoic i was there i didn't holy cow, he showed just like the top of his fucking head. why is he up here? i? gotta i gotta like it
44:21 don't peek him, man. don't peek him. i don't know if he's got this angle right. i don't know where he was. he doesn't know where he was. on top of the box! you put it in the craziest spot.
45:06 he throw dead. i don't know what to say. yeah, go b, go b. we got this. all right, you got this. go ahead. oh, he's good. guys, i don't know what to tell you. he's really good. like, and he is a different guy every time, but... i just, i hate the call for b rush and then everyone gets there and is like, oh, a molly! and then stops. of course there's going to be a molly. yeah, man. yeah, there's a molly every time. every time! every fucking time.
45:54 good game guys, good game. if it ain't one, it's a fucking another. yes. did you hear that, corey? what? he probably knows you from cigar magazine. you're right. you're right. i was injured. smoker in. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah
46:38 she sounds nice. she said, i'll bet you could use that thing to hammer or something.
47:16 and what was that number again at the end? what were those seven numbers at the end of that voicemail? what was that? is that you? someone's trying to hack into our voice call, man. she got a mob. that's it. you gotta get ghost writer on the case, man. let them a little too short.
47:56 word. you're my little boo thing. i don't give a hoot what you do thinks being a little too tame. i've been shooting that shot like 2k girl. i know tell him i'm telling him i'm next. tell him you found a little something too fresh. i know know what i'm talking about. i think i heard that on tick tock. is that a song that goes on the radio? yeah, it's on the radio about every every 15 seconds or so. really? yeah.
48:34 what's your mirage? someone's got to know these damn smokes three days grace or a theory of a dead man gun to your head i couldn't tell you anything about either of them. so my bed and gasoline i guess i should have noticed you know what i'm talking about. no, that's crazy no, no, she was off the pen man. don't do that. someone was kicked from the server. oh
49:10 palm beach heat and it's a picture of epstein with a grill. oh shit. fuck it. i'm smoking mid window anyway. what a waste. okay, we're going b? a? b or a guys? where are we going? b. alright. i got one. i'm gonna smoke sight. yes, he's smoking sight.
49:46 is that a sativa or an indica? ah, this guy knows weed. probably a hybrid these days. why are we stopping bro? okay, that was fucking crazy. too much magic for amps? yeah, there's two in market. i got a stat track zeus bro. if you think you're a teammate you could die instantly. maybe. it's just these 352 kills on a zeus man. what's on it?
50:31 god touching a tongue. what is that? that's awesome, man what's the range on this beast like a foot remember when i got a knife tool today? that's pretty sick, man jerry wanton got me on cat jerry want to get to
51:22 i can really go for someone there. holy shit. he's surprised at that, i think. he's so twitchy. i can't watch him. he swapped guns, brother. it's going towards market from. you gotta get bomb. just go quietly down the ladder. it's bullshit. it's got a sting. you ever see after hours, corey? no.
52:19 which of the after hours baddies do you think would have caused you to miss again? the brunette. the sculptor? yeah, okay. yeah, sure. she ain't interested in you, man. the fuck? she's dating a german will patton from minari. easy for you to say. now where? i don't know. peatman window. i got window smoke.
52:58 i don't have armor. sixties girl for me? i don't know why they were so mad at her, man. she seemed okay. she was chill. i think i'm a cat. take those. insane! umm... why don't you like boost him or something? i'll die to her. that's... false flag. ooh! what a shot! what a shot. oh, zombie. bomb down on cat again. fucking... nervous ass playground user. was he trying to land quiet? what was he doing?
54:24 what the fuck is happening? i got window smoke. why was nobody fucking... one's jungle? i'm not gonna lie to you brother, i was waiting for you to die so i could take your gun. you were fine, but the two guys in palace just standing there... one's cat. he's killed me because i don't have armor, if that makes sense. i was like, damn, i'm fucking weak.
55:40 i can never get audited because i asked that barbecue sauce question eight times. i'm going to look like a psychopath. what's what's the barbecue sauce question? while i wait for you to type barbecue sauce legit, one of the most underrated dipping sauces, i think because it's such a default sauce, people don't get it. but it's legitimately it's a it's a great difference. i think barbecue sauce is ketchup for adults.
56:10 what's the problem? you can catch up when you're an adult. what's the problem with that? money. it's just like sweet. unlike every dipping sauce that's ever invented, which is also just sweet. yeah. what's the plan? what's the plan? i got windows. we smoke mid. move there.
56:42 listen if you're getting buffalo sauce instead we don't have that shit here. all we get is like the huntrix sauce or whatever your window smoke didn't work. i think i'm gonna throw in a fly at the window instead molly hit me in the back of the head man. i'm on site. i'm on beat. yeah, they're they're pushing are pushing market market window. i wish you best of luck. good, sir. you're a gentleman and a scholar. okay, i'm going the other way
57:38 but if people are going barbecue sauce, it's basically just sugar. if you're eating sweet and sour, shut your mouth. it's even it's got sour. it's got a little it's got a more grown up flavor sourness. so i always see a bunch of adults eating fucking warheads and shit like that vinegar, putting vinegar on everything man. that's true. i don't i don't i don't really talk about the sauce too much though. you fuck with malt vinegar. they do that in philadelphia.
58:10 i'm sure some people are doing that. love your shit. we usually do mostly fucking cheese. lots of fucking cheese. what's wrong with that? there's a smoke in outer space. red sauce. bro, under... green plant. i'm connected. what about mayo? silence bell him. mayo's good though.
59:05 actually you, corey, you would be fucking, you'd clean up in belgium i think. i don't know what that means. are the streets dirty? cyclists, they like to eat cyclist foods such as stroopwafels. waffles. yeah. dip their french fries in... in mayonnaise. mayonnaise. mm hmm.
59:29 listen, there's different mayonnaises too, right? not all mayonnaises are created equal. mayonnaise japan, etc. mayonnaise japan is really good. there's also like, there's just better like, western mayonnaises too. hellman's kinda shit. i'm really eating mayo like willfully.
59:47 only against your will. if it like comes in the dish then i'll eat it but i don't think i've ever really put it on stuff. picture you just getting held down. i think the same approach to mayonnaise in food that i take the eggs which is like if the food comes with eggs then i would be like okay keep the eggs in but i'm never like oh can you put an egg on that. i fucking love eggs. i could take them or leave them honestly. i love them. only all time. all time best foods. gotta be.
1:00:23 hickamah, hickamah is close to the top. yeah, this guy is an adult. he's a mellows. it's pomelo season big time right now. he's got like the same night. people got my knife. you don't hear me talking about it. yes, ben and jerry killed jerry wanton. that's kind of fun. we run cat. i've been killed cat. good trade. good trade. perhaps he's got plenty of crap.
1:01:10 plan for apps. he's gonna plan for apps? is that the guy at the virgin mobile store getting my phone ready for me? why? picking a picture of the virgin mobile sign and saying, hey bro, i found your car. know what i'm saying? clear comms. fucking ran my ass down, bro. i'm gonna fucking die. what? that's a pretty good jump. oh, i thought that was peter.
1:01:56 i have realized again all this comes from like watching cs and then also do vr chat soundboard night but literally like if you are a 24 year old man you only have like one of three voices and it's like that's true at least a hundred of them. we're doing trump. oh
1:02:17 he would go into the improv room and there would be a guy on stage going, i did everything right and they indicted me. there's an improv room and vr chat, i guess that makes sense. there's like a theater room or whatever. flashed window by the way. there's one jumping and stairs. stairs. holy shit.
1:02:56 i got window smoke. yes. it was a very apollo style burp. yes sir. apollo. i remember apollo. we remember apollo don't we? wasn't very good. wasn't very good. not very good. zelda window.
1:03:40 motherfucker, that was instantaneous man. yeah, did you flash the window again? i smoked window but they blocked it. there's no. interesting. they blocked my smoke guys. i don't think they believe it but that's what happened. hey, we're just fast b or something.
1:04:18 i would have expected to have seen the smoke somewhere, but i didn't see it. i didn't see the smoke anywhere. maybe they swallowed it. maybe like yours. they were like, free smoke. they fucking sucked it all down. nobody's looking through the window right now. they might be jungle with the up stairs. i don't think i should peek that again.
1:05:00 okay, we both, it's actually an amazing grenade. flash back to punch bro. holy shit. did you flash yourself? no, it was a combination. it was a hybrid. when it when when it when when you heard it, you don't want to talk about.
1:05:38 he had 1000 tales. little robin williams. i was doing the will smith version. i'm the genie of the lamp. i can sing rap dance if you give me a chance. rush b. he said it like peter griffin. he did say like peter griffin that time. how did we we engineered a peter griffin voice on friday? i don't remember how we did it was a visa v the pearl jam voice.
1:06:14 from the comma love from the creed boys do not come lowish. was it pearl jam market? market at home drawing pictures of mountain time i can sort of feel yeah we're with him on top lowest.
1:06:56 with him on top. i'm raised in a v. a deadly green. in pools of marine blow. thank you. you see that movement? you're on gap. lower mid. and stay. flanking top mid, top mid shotgun.
1:07:51 just don't let him get my off cataract way. he might have my off. oh, it's not terrible. it's creeping the left side. no, it's just done. damn. he got me through the fucking smoke. yeah. okay, bud. yeah. nice. see, i like that.
1:08:52 i like just a yippy yippy and hip hip hooray are under bought right now. i'm gonna go. i'm gonna need around. like i just said, what you're gonna do. i got window smoke. i'm just playing. can you believe foot longs used to be five bucks? it's so it's app. it's b. it's b. i'm the only one who would be so full.
1:09:42 be swift left somewhere i don't know reiki ass terrorists reiki ass terrorists. oh hell no there was like no playing on that at all. so why is she saying rush be? oh
1:10:26 oh hell no. catch me on the site 15 seconds into the round. she's like, oh i got a bad spawn. darryl! three below window. trust me. damn they brought the boom. aww! i didn't get to see anybody! bubble chonk chocolate youtu!
1:11:25 oh man, those guys kind of fell off, huh? yeah, i think big justice got busy with like middle school or whatever. busy? they're touring, actually. they're playing the still creek costco in september. yo, nice, the business center. i've heard good things. i've heard good things. the lines are crazy. nothing like the lines at oak ridge. yeah, dude, i saw the videos.
1:12:04 i don't want to get in line. time out. bizarre cows. oh, and smoke and smoke to your right purple connector. just seemed like you had to wait in line like an hour and a half to get in a line to get into the food court to get into a line to like wait at the food court. and they say malls are dead. awesome. why can't we pick up the scar?
1:12:41 they're teasing us on the star, man. somebody got it. somebody got it. that is how it felt playing the bazaar. holy shit. you're not wrong. avgm would have a fucking problem with that. you have to line up to play the game? it's a shitload of fuck. you have to line up to play the game. more underpass? weak? let's see yourself, fool. bombs in apartments? damn, zayde, i like your knife.
1:13:33 thank you. that's the first voice line i've heard from that person. now you're doing it on purpose. now you're saying voice line on purpose. i didn't say voice line. did i say voice line? did i? that's funny. whatever. first time they use their voice. did i say voice line? it was my default. i don't know. check it out, jade.
1:14:08 i wanted to get that one. it didn't look that good. yeah, there's one apartments. okay. one shot, one shot made. there's one one more. bombs down. i'm getting nobody wants to see that.
1:14:59 i was just about to tell her that you got the knife from me. either one. you can't say that man. i mean with the price of footlongs these days. oh ramp. crazy shot.
1:15:47 i can't wait for the... oh, shane, could you give me a bite? corey, he was saying something. thank you. sorry, i didn't mean to step over. anybody want to say anything? it's his own prison. i could always just start speaking mandarin. should have been dead almost some mornin'.
1:17:03 don't really want to ask anybody in the comms if they speak mandarin. they might start saying some churlish shit. you don't know all the bad stuff mandarin yet. or even worse. well, i just mean not that they would swear. i don't really mind. worse worse than them saying some fucked up shit would be if they just knew mandarin way better than me. no. well, shoot guilo like orange. what is happening? can you hear what they're saying? i heard like orange.
1:17:57 that's you bro, you're light orange. damn. well, the winter is a little bit more pink, i guess but sorry what? my tip is fucked up that we're made of meat man. absolutely. hate thinking about it. in the apartments like bed bugs. he sprayed on me too. yeah, i'm coming back.
1:18:56 molly fucked him off dude, holy shit. the clip from hot ones where idris elba, he's still winging and he starts coughing. that's what happened to that dude with the molly. he choked on it man. should have been like me and just missed. with that fire right out dude. free smoke.
1:19:48 one underpass? underpass is running. oh! he gave up his back! that guy's head blended into the wall, man. that's not fair. you can hear the music on my xm radio. that's for you, brother. go ahead. how do i get a block if tom hardy is banned? anyone know? how do i get a block?
1:20:50 how do i get off of locke? off locke, the movie. off locke, l o c k e? c. l o c k e c. i don't know who's in locke, i gotta be honest with you. just start playing british actors like kingsman 2, got mark strong in it. maybe like the downton abbey final chapter, something very british. the christophers maybe or mr. holmes, something with ian mckellen.
1:21:30 tom holland. that'll work, hit it, strand them in cherry. yeah, the apple original. shit, he's a knower. he's gonna know who you are. i have suspicions. mid with an op, he's super weak. only one mid. one apartment. i'm just running. i can't get up. one more. i can get both the ops. he's not doing a trump impression, that's just how he sounds. i thought we said one was an apps. that was me.
1:22:27 i was born in a man in a mobile railroad town. ggs. ggs. under. i'd like a, when you die i have like a penalty. yeah, cuz your carry's not around. it's so hard. see ya now. later, later.