the 5k strats are unstoppable (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:01 we're being a good film. coen brothers should just have john goodman play the devil in like every movie there's there's at least two movies where john goodman plays the devil and he's awesome in both of them america was not bumping that shit. okay. i'm in your base why don't you go to the wikipedia article for the old brother where art thou soundtrack and tell me where that shit peaked on the billboard hot 200 i'll save you a click motherfucker number one whoa, you get like a weird audio pop there. i'm not good. are you talking about when i shouted? oh
0:39 no, no, no, no, in the game. just like when we loaded it, it was like. let's go long, i'll flash you out and smoke cross. let's go my brother. a long he's calling it. go, go, go, go, go. your first man out kory. 100% confidence. dead. with the fucking spray paint. witness him. no one's here? love to hear that. what a shot. damn, what a shot. did we get car? did we get car? yeah, we did.
1:20 oh, god damn. wowza. wait, we fucking whatever i die. igl still gets the credit for the win. he's cataract way. cataract way. the headshots are insane, man. this is a 4000 elo lobby. yeah, sure. these guys play weird. there's unorthodox. they're aiming for, like, the enclosure that my brain is in. weird, bro.
2:05 what do you think, fellas? yes. cat sounds good. let's do it. i'll go lower tons to cat. meow. you bomb them. oh shit. no, you don't. that's fine. i want you to drop bomb in lower tons. sure. that's a big one. go english? go cat. do you speak english? gotta pick on cat. what the fuck? you go smite.
2:51 he's squirting. he's squirting a little. it sounds like somebody was in the smoke. i didn't hear what the guy said at all. oh my god, what a shot man. where was it? cat. also long. nice try. oh my god. that's crazy. damn, broke out the inspector gadget shoes on.
3:30 we still got it, let's win. mvp corey for planting the bomb. it's ying wen bro. ying yu is correct. ying wen is for writing. ying yu is for speaking. how do you feel about that librarian? mandarin mod. how do you feel about that shit? stick to, stick to ruo yu. stick to ruo yu. shao di di. or maybe, chi ban ya yu.
3:59 now he's gotta find a punished picture of himself to put on a thumbnail. please kill this bit. there's no bit, i'm speaking chinese. what's the bit? oh shit. oh fucker man. i guess i exited the tunnel i guess. mother fucker. yeah it's not great. just waste everybody's time. ah fucker dude.
4:53 it's kind of crazy that you started shooting there but what the hell happened, man? everything went bad. that wasn't so good. that's all good. nice try, nice try. bro, he watched mid. check this shit out. i can't buy anything. i meant to inspect it, but i magneted right to his back. the animation looks so fucked. holy fuck, bro. oh, they're on mid, bro!
5:34 how the hell we got five fellas ain't nobody got an eye on mid. well guy literally said i'll watch mid so did he? yes, and then left made so okay two picks long we rush them 10 inch place on my screen that hit jesus christ this is a this is a good first game surprisingly we rush b i watch tunnel they're not buying confirming
6:15 what the hell does i break the smoke mean? normally that's kory's job. grenade, i guess. okay, uh, alright. i see, we're still on this, huh? i'll have you know i cut it back. that's good. ten cigars a day. yeah, i'm down to i'm down to seven. what the hell is that? well, it kinda worked. good trade. we don't have bomb? sounds like one window. door.
7:11 ooh damn these guys are too good for me man i shouldn't be in this lobby. they're suggesting the last one is in the lobby. i think they mean run as well. damn. he dead, he's carrying. nick, who? hm. let's do it. 10 4 brother. i'll smoke if he mollies.
8:20 yes with an arm somebody pick up shot the bomb you shot me over the four other people. oh, he's good. why are they good now? i don't know why they got so good man overnight grenades
8:56 oh shit, look at this. damn, damn, damn. yeah, what was that? nice try, nice try. great try. we got good vibes though, we got good vibes. except when i made fun of them for being his ass.
9:24 you have the bomb, you have the bomb, you have the bomb, i have the bomb, i have the bomb, i'm going tunnels because i have a shotgun, i have a shotgun, i have the bomb, i have the bomb, i have the ball. oh you gotta pick, you gotta pick mid. damn. one's cat. dead ass? yep. oh my god, horseshit. where the fuck am i bro? cat guy is, cat guy is hurt.
10:07 he poisoned himself? what was that? oh, he must have jumped down and died. he poisoned himself. just the skull. boost me. planting for nothing. ollie and the catwalk. we fucking win these, bro. cease. yep. cataract. watching long. holy fuck.
10:48 whoa man's all. bro, that guy hit headshots too when he came out. i heard like, i heard a dink or two. or you really stinking up the legal. no, i know it's pretty bad. imagine. let's let these 11 year old kids get a pick and then we'll wait for them to tell us what to do. this summer break. parts of the, one time. parts of the us.
11:36 bugle smoke. i'll flash for you, kory. bugle flash. i was biting my lips and shit. i looked crazy embarrassing there, i'm sure. but... i was pressed. my quarters are wet. stream was spiked. one cap. one ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct. ct
12:31 sorry. yeah, i don't know what's up with the orange. he's all day. sorry. i'll remember that next time. it's crazy because in america they'd be getting off with school like just after memorial day or something. canada they'd be getting off school like i don't know like june 25th or whatever. is it really that late?
13:12 can be, can be for sure. one of the best things about going to college that no one told me about in advance, and i don't have like an older sibling or anything so i never found out ambiently, started school in september. they were like, yeah, school finishes in april. i was like, what the fuck? that's awesome. yeah. that's crazy. april is like the worst all the time of year in that period. final season. final season, yeah. final season, man. he's right.
13:48 real students like me know one here. maybe car. yep. okay, smoke them off. god. awesome. awesome. you guys are awesome. i always forget that i should switch to my pistol. i never do the pistol switch. let's go b he said.
14:35 they said i only hear every other word they're saying yeah, no, i understand takes a while to develop the back start hitting the english phonemes i mean you think about your 13 probably everyone's telling you shut your mouth no surprise. i can't believe i didn't kill him. all right oh
15:08 they're literally like 10 times better than me. i'm not trying to be an asshole. to be fair, they got like crazy reaction time. yeah, like every like psychological physiological advantage and also, you know, their lifestyle they could have like 12 hours a day to play video games or whatever. yeah, we can do that.
15:38 self aware streamer same plan to be all right i'm gonna get two picks made and i'm going with you all right one cross two crossed it's a good i know all right so we stopped fire that was fucking top corner oh fuck got that dude
16:27 i hate rushing b unless... it does suck every time. it's like really bad. you've smoked the tunnel again? yeah. what do you think, playboy? forced. ooh, scary. fuck it. yeah, whatever, man. the honey pot. i'll flash out. i'll flash out. throw in the flashbang! the honey... grenade! i'm on my way. yes! holy fucking... plant money. you took the aug back.
17:36 crazy too, i did nothing that round at all. i put a lot of damage down. you did some crazy shit. i literally just waited lower tunnels for a lurk and then nobody came and then scooped up the mvp at the end. you were awping. no you weren't. did you have the awg the whole time? no, i threw away the awp for an awp. i put the team on my... oh fucker. there's at least one long. put the team on my fucking back, man.
18:11 after you big boy, check this out. smoked cat. let's do this. the grenade i've been exploded. i've been flashed. shit. he got us long. he's behind the barrel. the one ct. my god. it's all right. good start. good start. my brain is not on. good start guys. we got this. ct is so much easier anyway. let's have our teammates.
18:59 jintian fucking a honor higher today. jintian, zao xiong. you guys just play spawns. yeah. yeah. why are they always like sour? it's like they're like laying on like a sofa while playing the game. i don't like it's a one on xbox. you own me.
19:41 that's so much better than that. yes, yes, i spawned long! my favorite place to spawn! get ready for this, it's about to be tai lung la. cat watching, i guess. i go b. nothing unusual for a beast like you. yeah, true. is, uh, is cape gonna join us later? i think so, she's dropping the cats off at the vet so they're thankful for me. oh, nice. oh, b? the beelers? no one watched b normal?
20:40 yeah, tight right window. that was a huge flash though. what a shot. last one. okay. still.
21:30 canadian right? yeah, she's so canadian she did a song with the swola members man. that's a band? probably one of the hardest wild groups out there. wild name. west of abbotsford. long. one suicide. one top mid. one more long at least. one cat. one coming from cat and one coming from a long. it's a...
22:16 i guess maybe they watch the news oh shit
22:45 pure adrenaline, man. did you see the fucking movement too? did you see the movement? i was moving different out there. he swerved a little bit, yeah. damn, look at that. french ass looking gun. le ak. i'm a big man. le voiture de boulette. uh oh. our green isn't bi okay. and they went the wrong way! oh no. mother. motherfucker. fuck you.
23:31 sounds like we have utility a nothing here one cat he's better than me even though he is a risk on oh one coming along marie you sound like a hank leader, man he said what the fuck marie he's trying to save this off he's hidden maui i
24:27 or pop quiz, fucking what's up? go under your head. laulau or nai nai? and you can't save them both. i feel like i'm more of a laulau guy. really? i have no idea. that's your mom's mom, bro. oh my grandma? yeah, definitely. you're sick. real quick, your colors or your microwave? huh?
25:14 all right, guy who got a spawn didn't go a. shit. oh, bbb flash be there was two flashes a long as well. what are we laughing at? such a horrible molly. okay, let's do it right on my feet. there's two one more made to mid watch at oh my god. i suck right now bro creeping through the tunnels man.
26:13 fuck clearing corners, bro. that shit's for the birds. it's rough cuz usually like i'm locked in in the morning. i'm not. and you come alive like sometime around 1130. yeah. today, i don't know man. i'm half asleep still. part of me still in mississippi watching the soggy bottom boys. i decided to
26:50 start doing some peloton strength classes. oh shit. that ben guy fucked me up yesterday. oh, they're out of me. dick in your mouth! all this dick in your mouth! oh shit, he fucking... in peloton ligma ed me. peloton ligma ed me with ben alden. holy smokes! they never expect that, man. man, this really paid off having two ops, huh? two ops, man? i got haters everywhere.
27:26 smokes really annoying. bro fighting indiana jones in there. nice try, nice try, nice try. i think psychologically they're guaranteed to go b. i am dead. what was that? i think he's not having a good day. do you think these guys are gonna go b or you think they're a merchants? it could be an a rush.
28:07 i don't know that be big just going to them very easily. that's what i'm thinking. i'm in our team though. i think our bro just said they got ops don't run mid. he made it he fucking made it. nope, he didn't. he's been killed. black long metal. one metal or easy tin long at least one. it's cat. we're gonna pick you from. what the fuck? we're awesome. long. what the fuck is this?
28:51 last one's long. you're the one who's out, out of your mind. still long. we have bombs at sight. we need that off. we do. we need it. he's hungry for it. he's feending for that off. i wish i had any utah. oh, this sneaky corner. i can't stay locked in for 26 seconds.
29:43 all i have to do is watch this for 20 seconds. i can't do it. this is why i failed my glaucoma test. push him long. can't do it. can't do it, man. he saved? yeah, but fucking george whatever his name is withdraws. what was his name? you know from oh brother where art thou? no. george nelson. yeah, remember jesus saves, but george nelson withdraws. damn, i hit him for... for pro for peekum. he's probably going to be there. his last round before. babyface nelson? who said that?
30:27 oh, brother, not the livestock. do they say, oh brother in the movie? no, i think he says, oh george, not the livestock. one meat, easy. another cat. dude, it drives me crazy that i was like, do you play spawns? yes. just fucking run. they got to remove the off from the game. it's too strong. he's a hard guy. purple.
31:27 oh, what was i do you see the way i aimed on that one? i am like purposely away from this. maybe it's good pacifist. where did they come on that one? they came can yeah. i'm gonna have that song off the old brother soundtrack and you can't say i am a man of constant sorrow by the soggy bottom boys probably say you are my sunshine. where was that?
32:17 i don't know, there's some u till long. b? oh my god. that guy is great. i deserve to be dead. i deserve to be dead. that was interesting. whatever, we got him. what a little swag. they should make a gun that's full auto but it doesn't have that much recoil. that would be nice. river baddies song? not me watching my stoic omega get his cortisol spiked by a couple of baddies in the river. bro was showing shoulder like a harlot in the 18th century, man.
33:05 wouldn't catch me getting turned into a toad. this is no good. i push along. let's do it. i'm with you. yes, my brother. three long. let's do this shit for madden. they don't know i'm here man. nice try bud. nice try.
34:13 honestly, i soaked up like 20 grand with you. they have me looking like the first boss from metal gear solid five bro. metal gear solid five bosses. metal gear, resident evil, mega boost, bloody raw.
34:48 ridge racer, i will. last one. he gave up his back. no. it's all good. we get him an ot. i'm kind of stinking it up honestly.
35:29 whatever. these guys are playing better than us. i'm 9 and 15 like anakin skywalker and padme amidala. i got two, one more there at least. i got cat cover for you. yeah i think they're up there. one cat? last two are cat. yeah last one there.
36:19 nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. oh, he must have gotten damaged. all the bombs on them. that's why they died so easy. they're a grenade ler. oh, ak. they get. it's ak 47 inheritance, too. damn, bro said i watch a's. he's got the whole world in his motherfucking hands. did you do decoy long? me, a genius? i think that means there won't be long. god, i think.
37:12 not a cat. it wasn't? i think it was top mid. the dude pushed out crazy long, i think. i hear steps xbox. okay. they're coming up cat right now. hop on cat. yes, baby. yes. she's in next. motherfucker. oh, they could be rotating now. oh, that's one long. the first tick didn't do damage. i thought they couldn't get me. yep.
38:01 it spreads, shit, you learn something new every day. we got this squad. straight back. yep, off as well. that's a huge, that mislooses us the match single handedly. ggs guys, ggs. my fault. what did he say? he said yellow is brain dead, which is crazy because they doubled my adr, but you do, yeah. you sneak this of me.
38:56 we're saying orson through. are you ready for a normal game? so it scared me. yeah, absolutely. kate. i'm still not good enough. not ready for premiere yet. i don't know when i will be ready. you have to be lieutenant general major rank 17 or something. i think it's just xp. yeah. okay. yeah. good morning.
39:41 didn't hit me with the the mean or anything. why i say i said everything. don't call her xiao jie jie. i mean like a young lady. ryan's been studying like study mocking me. just the app apps got watching over stuff like a aging the don tn hanlan.
40:21 yeah but you're studying like every day. like you're in it hardcore. i don't think you studied this much when you were going to korea. no i literally did like probably 10 hours of rosetta stone. so all i knew how to say was 안녕하세요 and the boy is on top of the 비영기.
40:43 i don't know if anyone here has ever done rosetta stone. it's got a novel approach to language learning where they show you pictures of boys on top of airplanes and then say like, or something like that and then you go, oh shit. well, if i ever see a boy on top of an airplane, which honestly could have happened on the way in.
41:08 it's good that they always start with teaching you like how to say some shit like, uh, do you speak english? they should really be having you say like one coke zero please leave the whole can. know what i'm talking about? i'm picturing you watching oh brother we're out tho in chinese. imagine? imagine.
41:30 that's true, you might not need to ask for the whole can if you're flying into korea on a korean airline. but if you're on some fuck ass codeshare air canada or united joint, you know they're giving you 17 milliliters and eight ice cubes. yeah. let's get my cheat sheet out. for counter strike? and then say... okay, i'm ready. what should i say? ah, zai, zai ee,
42:06 i haven't eaten yet. well, that's not true. let's eat together sometime. was that your alt? let's go to fucking doorway. you know what i'm talking about? it's big way.
42:38 the biggest way. okay. what the heck is der? i don't know. people call me loud but not the other way around. der. how about she gay? sorry. swagger handsome man. yeah. swag. yep. how may love beautiful beautiful woman. you're the height of fashion. beautiful girl.
43:18 very beautiful, i don't know. i honestly every day i contemplate like should i drop out and then ryan can just study chinese by himself. it would be so awesome if we were in china and like they started trying to speak to you in chinese and i put my arm up over you and then just was like actually yes. guess what man? guess what? and then i hit him with the
43:52 which means and then english politely, but then our chinese teacher said that she thought i was chinese which got me real confused. it was kind of an insult when she said i thought you were chinese and we're like, but you're a chinese teacher. i kind of had that experience in japan though, because like alice knows the grammar and the language really well, but she's not so confident at speaking. mm hmm
44:23 i didn't know the grammar of the language very well, but i'm very confident speaking so like you know at restaurants and stuff like a waiter would come up and like immediately look at her and then i'd be like but she does say i have a great pronunciation your pronunciation is way better than mine. so i you know, i do have perfect pitch. there's that outside shit run this town. oh shit. they're in the fucking
44:57 what is that you can get that i assisted you i assisted you they're gonna be right here around on the left kate nevermind they might have gone downstairs. i mean there's just one fellow left maybe garage right here he spawned in the car in the car trying to drive somewhere did you see him surfing
45:29 the dude i killed literally quit the game. i don't blame him, he had me dead to rights. i know he's back. i wasn't mad, my computer just happened to crash that exact moment. i should buy. bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. i have watched so much of lud playing cs. it's bad news. that i am.
46:03 i am more confident that ryan is about the same level. sorry guys. thank you. i didn't. i almost shot my own guy. i blew up this guy and his body went flying. that was insane. they'd be doing that sometimes man. i don't know i guess i'm pretty asked to be honest with you.
46:37 how did you get an assist when you have zero damage? oh, the grenade. still. can i say? funny reply to that question. really, really good reply. oh, a flash! a flash. i'm a beast. i'm a beast. i'm a bad man. i couldn't even play. everything just dies in one second. they did just kind of run out like crazy. they seemed to really like running ramp or
47:20 standing in the lobby. someone gave me smoke. oh shit, he's touching himself. he's touching himself. smoke? touching himself? sounds like someone i know. god damn it. smoke make you horny, baby. i said smoke. smoke member. motherfucker. is it ramp? there's one ramp. he got him. ooh, want a squeaky?
48:03 okay, i killed him somehow. you did somehow. oh, that was a great shot. where? he was hut. yeah, hut, which is left side of lobby to your left. yeah, right around there. it sounds like he shot bent, which is. oh, my god. oh, there were two guys are holding the same. they're holding lobby. one of them was on. i have never seen that costume. i don't know who he was. i honestly thought he was the ref.
48:38 i was at our guy's room. i thought that was you, man. no. i thought that was you. he does look like corey's steam profile picture. oh man, that was good. oh shit, bro loves to touch himself, dude.
49:07 i forgot you guys have the in game invoice. yeah. enabled. yeah. you didn't hear it? he was death screaming. he sounded like yoda from lego, lego star wars. squeaky. squeaky. so much you till on the ground just hoover. my god one ramp with the shoddy. got mine. please. they're all they're all lobs near squeaky.
49:48 hutt and squeegee. the hell was that? he's amazing. aye. jabba the hutt with a shotty. imagine. hello to my little friend, you water solo. pew pew pew pew pew pew. when did we let them win once? i don't even know what happened in that one. did we really lose one?
50:32 they went down squeaky. no shot. oh hell no. one shot. they're down vent. not on my watch. uh uh. i ain't the one. um, they're down. they're down. they're down. oh my god. another one down the ramp. it's the same shotgun guy. he's dead.
51:01 can you imagine doing the call out in mandarin that will improve our mandarin so much? going back to a imagine meeting our chinese teacher next week and being like, he's heaven. he's heaven. he's heaven. he's heaven. too heaven? nice kill. easy peasy. 40, 6, 7, 80r.
51:34 until now it's five six, but before it was six seven should be higher now do you feel like your rank is dropping or increasing? mine is dropping. yeah, we go up and down. i don't think our rank has changed very much i
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52:59 let me see, kate's rank. i have no rank. i don't have rank. well, like your experience rank. i don't even know how to tell, to be honest. jesus christ. grab his op. jesus christ. that is not an op. that's not an op. what the hell? he didn't take the op. no wonder he died. jesus christ. have you watched the 2026 best of dan geesling video? i have not.
53:32 and uh i want to say half of it was him just opening cs crate and then getting the golds and going whoa who is this? dead oh i think he's back yeah he came back today or yesterday today did he reveal what it was? but everyone knows though everyone kind of knows yeah long vacation it's an imbd under sneaky
54:09 secret sneaky. i think they got him. we got him. no, it's on. shit. shit. someone in chat said that's surprising because it was 80% of his content in 2026 so far. so the fact that it's only half the clips is
54:46 hey, do you guys wanna know something really cool? it's something that you guys have never done before. i'm gonna be on the front page of twitch tomorrow starting at 8 am. 8 am? yeah. 8 in the morning pacific time. that's pretty early. yo, that was a cock a doodle doo in mandarin, dude. holy. are you starting at 8 am? yeah.
55:21 you know what i'm gonna do that i have never done before? be on the front page of twitch. tomorrow morning is 30 am. too squeaky? i'm gonna play mahjong with three other vtubers. yooooo! at 10 am. i wanted to go kill the guy but then my teammate kept pushing me so i'm just like i'm not gonna go. don't be shy, drop the names.
56:01 i'm gonna play mahjong with barry, ashton and hina. hina bow hina. who do you think is gonna win? and you don't have to be diplomatic. oh okay. bombs down trophy. good kill. okay good kill.
56:35 yeah, yeah, that's that's where you're looking right there. look at that doesn't it look like you could put like a slice of tom ago right on top of where the bullets go in the p90 and just take a big bite he's always trying to push food on his guns or like a nice piece of salmon or something like that doing right? that was woman sushi not men sushi. you know what i'm saying? ah, i don't know what's happening to me, but i've been craving sushi a lot lately woman sushi
57:08 i was freaking out when she's like now that you know all these words why don't you make all these complicated sentences in mandarin there are times where she's like okay one two three is like ye are san and then she's like how would you ask someone if they wanted to go to the movies on friday yeah and i'm like i don't know outside one dead ramp because i'm better than him uh going secret
57:41 where? i should have called. we win these. you're a beast. i mean, you got all the throwables. if you throw all four, you know every time he takes a step is sounds like someone breaking into a vending machine. nice guy. nice guy. i did have to remove daily hive off of my rss feed reader yesterday. so i mostly i'm like, i,
58:31 get it for the hard hitting journalism of like, you know, what restaurants have opened and closed in vancouver this month. but then they ran an article that was like, hey, bc residents, the top six best online casinos for slot machines. and i understand the state online journalism maybe. yeah, man. one silo to in lobby outside. hey,
59:14 the ogbeast, arms down lobby. he's outside. let's go into doyle brunson baby. so now i'm gonna find out that restaurants close the old fashioned way by driving by and going, when did they put it here?
59:44 did you see the miku, the sushi restaurant? that's what i was gonna say, yeah. yeah, they opened up the second location in richmond, but they closed down after four months of running it. they just said goodbye. it just randomly closed. people still had reservations and were showing up. the arbery market is saturated right now. oh my god. oh my god. i got headshotted, but i survived.
1:00:13 that's a crazy experience. damn, she got better. what the fuck? the vent's not broken. a's clear, a's clear. holy a's not clear in hut. i don't know why everyone's outside. i don't remember the bomb, man. last guy was hut. yeah. okay, okay, okay. i guess you can kill me.
1:00:42 i saw replies to the the posts that were like, oh no, where where's miku? no one just disappears like that the ai bots replying no one gave a fuck that my teammate shot me in the damn head. you probably deserved it what'd you do? can i just say my favorite moment is when? uh ryan goes crazy and then kori goes crazy on ryan. that's my favorite part one outside miniature one ramp that hurts
1:01:20 i forgive orange. damn what a shot heaven getting carried is coming out. you got the bomb. i know. yeah, up that ladder up that ladder. it's an ace clear you can go you can drop down onto this little door underneath.
1:01:51 you expect me to know what they're saying with my everything comes off plus things speaking mandarin. oh fuck about he's going heaven heaven got a shotty. well, you might have an mp7 now. what a good night. holy shit good
1:02:16 you already exploded like rain on his adam's apple. you should have yelled that in the mic, he did that once already. he did do that once. it's russian for no glory. they got the weird skin again! they got the weird skin! goddamn it. you're a mormon? can't say that.
1:02:58 yeah bro, yeah, yeah. just slow walk in front of you while you got the perfect headshot lined up. great idea, great idea man. i have never seen that outfit. they should stop with that outfit shit man. i don't understand if they're on our team or their team. i don't know. you getting on my damn nerves. when the misspeak is funnier than what the bit would have been. but it makes sense. but it makes sense. if it ain't one thing it's another with y'all.
1:03:32 that's fucking weird. he fucking murdered me because i peed twice. you had the bomb. nice. my engine set. we take these. nice try. good for the vibe. get racked with a sack. i should have done something else. i don't know. i don't know what i was doing. all right, cora, you got bomb. what's the play?
1:04:35 uh... outside stuff, i guess? outside stuff, love it. no, we're talking. no, we fight! oh fuck, okay. maybe not outside stuff. i get my life for the cause. i can throw outside smokes next time. smoke ramp, molly hut. this is not great. oh, squeaky open? or destroyed? yeah, they cracked the vent. at the vent! we could chill here, why not?
1:05:29 where have we got a minute? this is called the get ready. we walk right past you. team six in there. i got one of the garages smoked. i've been murdered. do outside again? anyone know the other smoke?
1:05:57 no, i mean we don't have guns or anything. that's why we smoke and then we close the distance and we fucking rush them. oh yeah, i see what you're saying. just wait for the smoke to bloom. excuse me, what is that smoke? that smoke was not helpful. it landed on the roof. what the fuck? they blocked it. they were in space and blocked it. that smoke was so bad. what happened to my chat? what went wrong with the smoke? that's my bad. youtube short fucked me, man.
1:06:34 we go again. no, no, no. we need two smokes. you want to try another one? decoy freaking me out. did a bloom? got mine. nice. i don't know what went wrong the first time. you a bomb? game bug. i know. i know. but there's a dude. he's on control. good kill. good trade. ramp.
1:07:26 where we going? everybody went down that little staircase to your van, kate. yeah, in that garage. yeah, and then they all died. well, there's only one enemy left. he's ramped. less on ramp, throw away. alright, you can go into the van, kate. and then go left and go up. yeah, op. op on b. kate, you... oh, never mind. yeah, yeah, yeah. go up. you can just go, kate. just go. you don't need to go quiet. well, i don't want to make all these sounds. yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, that's your team. that's our dude.
1:08:11 one shot. one black. it's a warm up, warm up. last time i played was, i don't know, three weeks ago. guys, i'm rank 8 now. i think when you get to 10, you get premiere. oh, jesus christ. they are. they're saying kate's the next donk.
1:08:47 they're looking at a graph of p90 purchases in counter strike and they're attributing the exact inflection point of when kate got that double kill in lobby. people were watching and we're like, wait, wait. all righty, you know what? we could probably take that off and put on.