you aren't fighting indy - Bits and Banter [06⧸03⧸2026]
Librarian2026-06-06
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yeti, it's almost there. also, i hate referencing sad eyed lady of the lowlands, because two lines is like, uh, you know, 40 seconds. with your mercury tip in the doggy style times, and your head that's bald, and your calves like limes. okay, i see what you're doing there.
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more i think they got a little bit more than a lime though to be honest kind of looks like uh you know when you get those uh those salmon fillets that come off like a cross section instead of a fillet. i am a steve of constant mining wait, this is good crocodile crocodile 13 we got to work on the name a little bit. i've been caving all my days
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i bid farewell to my village, the place where i built my starting base. the place where he built his starting base. that, i think that was pretty fucking good man.
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you watching oh brother? i finished oh brother. my review of oh brother, where art thou? coen brothers, where art thou? on stage accepting your oscar. i liked it. i gave it a four stars and a heart, but i did see it when i was 11 as well. very entertaining movie. might need a coen brothers tier list. i still got some shit to do.
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so my canonical favorite coen brothers movie is fargo and then i always put no country up there but i saw it on dvd in 2007 so it's been literally 19 years since i've seen it and i really love barton fink. i love barton fink. and then oh brother is a great movie but a cut below. blood simple is a cut below that.
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i haven't seen miller's crossing. i haven't seen hail caesar.
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lady killers is obviously close to the bottom, but it's not bad. and then you haven't seen inside llewyn davis, that's gotta be on the list for sure. big lebowski i like, but i would, it's not in contention for number one for me. it would be above oh brother, but below bart and fink for me. but that would put it probably at a four and a half with a heart. that's my take. this is not a hipster take to have fargo as your number one coen brothers movie.
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there's like four coen brothers movies you could have in the top one spot and not take any flack for it.
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what about dead poets society? bro, that's fucking peter weir. that's the director of picnic at hanging rock, motherfucker. that shit's way too sentimental, nakedly, to be the coen brothers. it's a great movie, don't get me wrong. but you watching all the coen brothers films that are like road trip movies in middle america, turning over rocks and seeing what kind of bug scurry around, and then like, damn, this dead poets society was really a market departure from their classic formula.
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what the fuck were they smoking in dead poets society? oh captain, my captain type shit. rose obsessed with bob dylan never saw inside llewyn davis. i know for you this doesn't make sense but for me it makes a lot of sense because i was obsessed with bob dylan like eight years before that movie came out. so i literally during the genesis of my obsession i could not have conflated them because one of them didn't exist. but i understand that because you're 22 years old there's some simultaneity there.
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from the point of your cognitive nascence both of them have already existed within the zeitgeist but i promise you that wasn't always how it was they did not come out concurrently blonde on blonde came out in 1965 inside llewyn davis came out in like 2011 brother ever see oh brother where art thou very long time ago. mm hmm. i confused grandma i just can't get enough of them sloppy toppy boys. i
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i just okay. i love them sloppy toppy brothers. i am a man. yes. oh no. the younger generation can't understand that that was like our girl goo man. like in the early 2000s that song was fucking everywhere man. people were bumping that shit in the car. it was like our espresso. you would you would walk into walmart and hear like a dino kun tooky
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blaze was born and raised when the fuck ass soggy bottom boys dance where they're just kind of like strutting around on the stage like a chicken. coen brothers should just have john goodman play the devil in like every movie. there's there's at least two movies where john goodman plays the devil and he's awesome in both of them.
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america was not bumping that shit? okay, i'm in your base. why don't you go to the wikipedia article for the old brother where art thou soundtrack and tell me where that shit peaked on the billboard hot 200. i'll save you a click motherfucker. number one! boy, you really stinking up the legal... no, i know, it's pretty bad. imagine. let's let these 11 year old kids get a pick and then we'll... wait for them to tell us what to do. this summer break? parts of the... oh, one cat.
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parts of the us. oh, a flash for you, corey. you go flash. i was biting my lips and shit. i was i looked crazy embarrassing there. i'm sure but. he's talking to me. sorry, sorry. sorry. yeah, i don't know what's up with the orange. he's all day. sorry.
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i'll remember that next time. it's crazy because in america they'd be getting off of school like just after memorial day or something. one of the best things about going to college that no one told me about in advance, and i don't have like an older sibling or anything so i never found out ambiently.
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started school in september, they were like, yeah, school finishes in april. i was like, what the fuck? that's awesome. yeah, that's crazy. i always forget that i should switch to my pistol. i never do the pistol switch. let's go over there. we have like a three beast. i only hear every other word they're saying. yeah, no, i understand. it takes a while to develop the backbone, but they start hitting the english phonemes.
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i mean you think about your 13 probably everyone's telling you shut your mouth no surprise. i can't believe i didn't kill him. they're literally like 10 times better than me. i'm not trying to be an asshole. to be fair, they got like
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they have no responsibilities. crazy reaction time buff. they have every psychological, physiological advantage and also their lifestyle. they could have like 12 hours a day to play video games or whatever. yeah, we can do that. not like us. not like us. self aware streamers here. real quick, your colors or microwave? huh? alright, the guy who got a spawn didn't go a. oh shit. you're so muggy.
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oh bbb flash be there was two flashes a long as well what are we laughing at such a horrible molly man, okay hmm. i decided to start doing some peloton strength classes. oh shit. oh
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that ben guy fucked me up yesterday. they're out of me. all this dick in your mouth. all this dick in your mouth. in peloton ligament. peloton ligament with ben aldrin. they never expect that man. smoke's really annoying. bro fighting indiana jones in there. nice try, nice try, nice try.
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three long, let's do this shit for madden. they don't know i'm here, man. nice try, bud, nice try. yowch! honestly, i soaked up like 20 grams with you. last one. he gave up his back.
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no, no, no, no. it's not a good day. it's all good. we get him an ot straight back. yep. as well. that's a huge that miss loses us the match single handedly. guys, my fault. yellow's brain dead which is crazy because they like doubled my adr but
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ryan's been studying like study mocking me. just the app apps got my stuff like aging the donkey and hanlan. yeah, but you're you're studying like every day. like you're in at hardcore. i don't think you studied this much when you were going to korea.
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no, i literally did like probably 10 hours of rosetta stone. so all i knew how to say was, and the boy is on top of the p'engi. i don't know if anyone here has ever done rosetta stone. it's got a novel approach to language learning where they show you pictures of boys on top of airplanes and then say like, or something like that. and then you go, oh shit.
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well if i ever see a boy on top of an airplane. which honestly could have happened on the way in. it's good that they always start with teaching you like how to say some shit like, uh, do you speak english? they should really be having you say like one coke zero please leave the whole can. that's true, you might not need to ask for the whole can if you're flying into korea on a korean airline. but if you're on some fuck ass code share air canada or united joint you know they're giving you 17 milliliters and eight ice cubes. yeah.
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let's get my cheat sheet out for counter strike and then say, okay, i'm ready. i haven't eaten yet. well, that's not true.
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eat together sometime. was that your alt? let's go to fucking durr way. you know what i'm talking about? it's big way. the biggest way. the da? da? okay. what the heck is durr? i don't know. people call me laoban, not the other way around. durr. i don't know. i honestly, every day i contemplate like should i drop out and then ryan can just study chinese by himself.
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it would be so awesome if we were in china and they started trying to speak to you in chinese. i put my arm up over you and then just was like, actually, guess what man? guess what? and then i hit them with the which means, do you speak english politely? but then our chinese teacher,
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said that she thought i was chinese, which got me real confused. it was kind of an insult when she said, i thought you were chinese and we're like, but you're a chinese teacher. i kind of had that experience in japan though, because like alice knows the grammar and the language really well, but she's not so confident at speaking. i didn't know the grammar, the language very well, but i'm very confident speaking. so like,
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you know at restaurants and stuff like a waiter would come up and like immediately look at her and then i'd be like but she did say i have a great um pronunciation your pronunciation is way better than mine so i you know, i do have perfect pitch. there's that outside shit you run this town oh shit, they're in the fucking movie bro. what is that? you can you can get there i assisted you i assisted you they're gonna be right here around on the left kate
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someone gave me smoke. oh shit, he's touching himself. he's touching himself smoke touching himself sounds like someone i know damn it the smoke smoke make you horny baby. i said smart smoke member motherfucker okay, i killed him somehow you did somehow yeah
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oh, that was a great shot. where? uh, he was hot. uh, yeah, hot, which is left side of lobby to your left. yeah, right around there. it sounds like he shot vent, which is oh, my god. oh, there were two guys are holding the same. yeah, they're holding lobby. one of them was on. i have never seen that costume. i don't know who he was. yeah, i honestly thought he was the ref.
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i was at our guy's for you. i thought that was you, man. no. i thought that was you. jabba the hutt with a shotty. imagine. hello to my little friend, water solo. pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. oh no. when did we let them win once? they went down squeaky. oh shot. oh hell no. one shot. or down vent, down vent. not on my watch.
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uh uh, i ain't the one. they're down, they're down. they're down. my god, another one down the ramp. it's the same shotgun guy. have you watched the 2026 best of dan gheesling video? i have not. and i want to say half of it was him just opening cs crate and then getting the golds.
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someone in chat said, that's surprising because it was 80% of his content in 2026 so far. so the fact that it's only half the clips is actually yeah, yeah, that's where you're looking right there. look at that. doesn't it look like you could put like a slice of tomago right on top of where the bullets go in the p90 and just take a big bite?
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this guy's always trying to put food on his guns. or like a nice piece of salmon or something like that doing right underneath the site. i thought it was woman sushi, not men's sushi. you know what i'm saying? i don't know what's happening to me, but i've been craving sushi a lot lately. woman sushi. he's lucky to be alive. they got the weird skin again! they got the weird skin! goddamn it. for a woman? can't say that.
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yeah bro, yeah yeah, just slow walk in front of you while you got the perfect headshot lined up. great idea, great idea man. i have never seen that outfit. they should stop with that outfit shit man, i don't understand if they're on our team or their team, i don't know. valve, you're getting on my damn nerds. when the misspeak is funnier than what the bit would have been. but it makes sense, but it makes sense. if any one thing is another with y'all. oh man.
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throughout outside again anyone know the other smoke. no, i mean we don't we don't have guns or anything that's why we smoke and then we close the distance and we fucking rush them oh, yeah, i see what you're saying. just wait for the smoke to bloom. excuse me. what is that smoke? that smoke was not helpful it landed on the roof. what the fuck they blocked it that smoke was so bad what happened to my chat what went wrong with the smoke i
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that's my bad, youtube short fucked me man. it's a warm up, warm up. last time i played was, i don't know, three weeks ago. the bullseye. guys, i'm ranked eight now. i think when you get to ten you get premiere. jesus christ. you guys want to try long? let's go long. yeah, i'd rather go long. they're doing something.
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i don't know the key. they're doing something. i don't know what it is, but they're doing something. nice. he was just a little... i just saw the tip of his crown, man.
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nice job, bro. this is my own voice. oh my god, these fucking... they sound different every time, man. it's like christopher nolan movies. we got tom hardy on the damn squad. i don't hear the in game chat. the voice.
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thank you. yeah bro bro should have got the nike weatherman in spawn. they're only 100 bucks bro. how do i not mute them? i wouldn't worry about these fellas. corey repeats everything they say over comms anyway. no he doesn't. that's what he said.
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oh, gate. double gate. big door. bomb at big door. oh, you got bomb behind? behind you guys in the cat. dude, our yellow's kind of sick with it. he deserved it. he deserved it. you deserve it. fucking goofy, bro. i freaking hate ak. i hate ak. oh, the slap, bro! under you. a beast. you have the bomb. you have the bomb. oh my god.
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crazy. and he sprayed on that shit. damn, damn. that was awesome. can you buy me a gun please? i left a little bit of blood on the damn car. i'm feeling it, i'm feeling it man. one's rushing you long doors careful. what? he got the collateral too.
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yeah, just tuck into that corner. i don't like that my teammate and he's long, he's long, he's long! oh shit, i saw him! oh my god, oh my god. he collided you.
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why was he right behind me? you got no time, right? does he have time? i don't know why bro lined up next to you. you were there first. he only knows goose.
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i feel like the pollen is going crazy. my nose is so itchy and like sneezing and like... i'm worried about this guy, man. it's probably like the second day of summer vacation, so it's like the greatest day of all time. how do i undisabled all the voice come chat?
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it's in your tab menu if you right click tab right click and then above the kill feed on the third side the scoreboard on the top, right? all right. come on, man okay, he's trying to sexually harass i like that
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i'm just gonna mute him in advance. i've disabled all voice communications. you don't need to relay his messages, that's alright. i'm not gonna relay anything. i've got the fucking bomb, bro. these doors! probably flashed.
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i think i pooped myself
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it is weird that my partner anniversary, my partner's partner anniversary, and my... my anniversary with my partner are so close together. that is really weird. it's crazy. sometimes i don't know what kind of reaction that you want from me. any reaction is a good reaction. once you go... yeah! wait till he plants the fuse in this one.
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it was all teamwork. it was all teamwork. where's the high five? you're so toxic, man! pros flipping all the vancouver drivers. not all of them, just the bad ones. i'm so scared for you, man. there's gonna be like a mug shot of you and then you're just flipping. this man is wanted for churlish, discourteous behavior on the streets of vancouver.
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you're like flipping like 80 year old dudes. they should learn how to draw. oh shit. dave brown. draw his femoral artery. oh my god, kory's going off. oh, window, window. oh my... scaffold. he's scaffold. nice try, nice try. vote no please, vote no. i did vote no this time. imagine me saying yes though.
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imagine? i've done that before by accident. oh, okay. i said no. thank you, chat. i knew you had my back on that one, chat. okay, we rush. you got it. yeah, you gotta go. nice! he's behind car, kit. car. let's go! nice! where is it? oh, you got it. you got it. oh, geez. i was scared when you guys started looking at his gun. what? enf, it's the same! damn! charle, toad, pistol.
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dude, is it is it why the day there keep giving me the bomb? i think they're they're sexist you guys want to go long again? it's cuz you are to bomb. oh you know how there's a way to measure the site like how long your dick is by looking at your finger that's not real that's not real
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i was about to say, i got really long fingers. you know what that means, fellas. here's what i'll say though, so do i. so you should have known that didn't hold up to scientific rigor. everyone's leaving me hanging on that one. i thought it was pretty good. my bad, y'all. a's clear. a's very clear. good turn. oh my god, oh my god, thank you, ryan. i put some damage downfield!
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oh you guys love my ammo no ammo in your god no there was no ammo well you heard him you know what you did you didn't use all i got three kills and put damage on four individuals i'm taking the losses they have thrown i've been headed like all in my head too you tilt lots of steps long oh ryan oh my god
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wait, great angle? honestly, he's a great player. what? i mean, i don't want to say anything. i did 92 damage on that fucker. it's literally purple's fault. he came along with me. i got a triple. he couldn't finish the last dude off. like, i'll be your teammate, caitlyn.
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i'm smoking, i'm craving a cigarette or a cigar right now. i don't like the movie maria antoinette. i thought it was a one star. i have an axe to grind with kirsten dunst for some reason. where's that? i'm gonna go around. don't peek. what? he doesn't have time to play it. he doesn't have time to play it. just chill. it's b w comms. i'm going into the lower tunnels. i feel like a colonoscopy camera. good shot.
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you heard him. yes! back left, back left! nice shooting. yes! we go to ot. let's go! great tie. does your chat know about something big happening next week? what? i don't even know about something big happening next week. your front page? no, no. next week, the empress
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the empress game coming out next week monday? you have just said a comment that was on like 1500 extremely annoying messages in my discord. oh no. in your discord? yeah, i mean the everywhere else i don't really look but in my discord i see it. i've been trying to curtail the game suggestions for like i don't know 15 years or whatever now. people literally they do the
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the what was her name dw from arthur they do the thing like that it's not gonna stop me because i don't know how to read you know what i'm talking about with this arthur reference no i do not about the aardvark yeah yeah arthur the aardvark not the fist one that one's that one's really common as well dust too it's all we played today i loved us too man no we did the other one i know we did nuke
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i do feel like i reference a classic meme. i get nothing and then i reference calm fior's magnum opus 32 short films about glenn gould and i get nothing so where where where are we existing in the culture here at the bottom of the top i don't know and don't say you're watching that was the answer balls up with josh gad on amazon prime video or a fucking freak.
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hey, they got me they got me on get the mvp with a blue moon in your eyes want to tell them now know what i'm talking about. oh what the fuck had those head eyes right there? all in this morning. what the freak is all this trips ball about myself a gun. i think we're in the wrong year gary's mod shit
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we haven't gone long in so long. no shot, he knows i'm here. what the fuck, hacker? fucking hacker. oh my god. what a shot, kate. holy shit. oh, b site is clear. nope, never mind. motherfucker! i'm gonna tune. riding on you. riding on you. riding on you. ah! hahaha!
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it's all offs, man. oh, shit. what do you guys think? smoke mid doors, rush it? sure, sure, sure. tongue, tongue, tongue, sure. that was our teammate? fucking christ. put major bite on the barrel. what the fuck? please, please let us win one round so i can buy a shotgun on round two and go long tongues. i mean long doors. dumble doors? dumbles?
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camping aldi? this is not okay this round. no, i'm having aldi. they ain't shit. they got lucky. we're both 2 and 12, which is crazy. that is terrible. i've sort of given up. i'm trying as hard as i can. you know what? it's because of this guy, papa, made our lobby all higher and then he's feeding.
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oh shit, that's a hell of a shot man. wow. that's so crazy. literally one shot it. you got this cori. you're right. the callouts are they're everywhere. oh shit. excuse me. good try, good try. player, fortify your own.
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nah man, the unknown soldier is so crazy. or how about most enemies flashed too. flashed. the fullerton. guys i'm top fragging in this party. it is crazy. dude, wouldn't it be funny when ryan comes back all i'm doing is just like e, r, sean. wait wait wait wait wait.
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i have a better idea. what if when he comes back, i just keep saying 6 7 6 7 in mandarin. he's gonna flip out. do it. hold on. i should do that. liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi liu qi
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how come now you're not reacting to it? liu qi. what's liu, that's six seven, six seven, i see. yeah. did you like when we saw our teacher and i said, ni hao, lao chu, and then she went, what? yeah. li, liu qi. what's up? we made his voice deeper to talk to the random. you hear that? ni hao. you did go, what's up? i just said, what's up?
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you guys always, whatever you do, open mic, you always to be talking like voice 10 times lower than how you speak normally. that's the man thing. that's such a man thing. when these guys are like, yo bro, how's it going dawg? yeah, ain't nobody talking like that in real time. i know. well, i've met a few.
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i know opera singers and their voice can go real low, lower than probably any normal people. and they have naturally really deep voice and they don't talk like that. did you say any real people? some like that, yeah. opera singers are not real people. they smoked connector. that's all right, we got nobody coming in, kory. holy shit, i'm awesome. last one. he just went van.
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he just went van. he just went van! van van! nice, you killed... i'm not gonna say. actually, their names aren't that bad, but they're pretty funny. who's not a... point point six nine ounce mars bar. then they also have cooter pounder and coochie sucker. which i think is... that's too much. they didn't do damn much with that. they gotta be duo'd up, right?
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the fellow ethan windell is under the window guys. what would be our duo name, ryan? what would be our duo name? our duo name would be... i'm waiting for someone in chat to tell me what it would be. i'm waiting for someone in chat to say something good. you can be tomo, i can be ryuka. i think it should be called something fucking... damn. something metal.
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you can be blessing of heaven and i can blessing of earth. damn, like piss soap drawers. that's metal to you. piss soap drawers, yeah. i'm picturing it, you know, like the metal font? okay, that scared me. one's apps, one's apps. what i'm talking about with like the metal font. where's that? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. apartments and b. we should sell smoking heat. whoever stopped. true, true for you maybe. ah, they're all mid.
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i think they're killing each other? why do i listen to this guy? i said it's safe. they're killing each other. well, you know what? i have discovered that now they don't put the monitor right in front of their face. really? inferno? some of them do. i'm sorry. what was all of them? that is a choice. yeah, maybe.
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they still have their keyboard sideways? watching people play counter strike in 4x3 is so funny. i know that's what shit looked like for quicksilver in x men, days of future past. it makes cs have like the same cinematography as dc's the flash. i slit your throat, kory. what the fuck? they're treating her like a chicken in a hong kong action movie. behind yellow.
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i'm just i don't think i've ever seen a game of inferno where people didn't just run banana. i thought everyone loves banana because you just throw a grenade down it. was he in apartments? 80 damage. yes. well at least yeah i think he just went by. oh my god the yellow is still infuriating i called it he just likes in the balcony doing nothing. he's peeping the wainscoting. what is he doing? i said i could behind him.
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oh my god. while behind i think might he might think means towards spawn not like left ear. left ear newest yo yo experience right ear. i knew he was gonna be there bro. kill tony live stream compilation. how'd you know what i'm listening to? you just know. you just know. oh right on the butt cheeks. i put i put weed in my humidifier. wait does that work?
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wait, that is actually... that's so funny. lighting like one... just like a pot of weed lighting it on fire next to like your air intake. that's really good. hotboxing your whole fucking house. doesn't get you high, just smells horrible. i like that. now i say i think this map is m4a1 map. mm hmm. mm hmm. yep.
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not much of an ogg camp. it's a soundboard now? bomb at apartment? oh shit! where was that? mid? on the right? i'll be the other teammate.
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oh shit oh good try very good try i like how me talking but i don't hear him so i have no idea what they say i hear them what?! apartment they planned on b? i think so they planted on b whatever we get this one you killed my wife you motherfucker motherfucker man i saw his shoe motherfucker i was looking at chat
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oh my god. how'd you guys lose a? come on. oh, now it's our fault? person who wasn't even looking at the guy when he was in front of you. you'd had a crazy piece of ring. six smokes, four drags, and a couple mollies. what a shot. holy cow. i feel like my game got leggy when i died. that'd be happening. where's bomb? right there. straight down the banana there. ah, okay.
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are you kidding me? i don't need to watch any horror movie. oh, shit. jesus christ. how do you like not switch in that situation? geez. that's so funny. i know he was hitting that like, like the predator camo sound. what is leadify? you keep telling me to get leadify. it must be something that like,
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is that like, yastify? what? yay! yay! okay. one more? guess they've given up.
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it's my it's it's what what the hell winning winning a game with two one and two is crazy there's a ghost behind us exploding into guns you have an 11% win rate? if urno, that's pretty that's like one in nine, man i'm not even joking i can imagine anthony bourdain eating mussels at a restaurant on inferno and then the terrorists come and he's like fuck we got to get out of here guys and
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46:30
that would, you haven't seen that episode of reservations. i hear him. yes. he went down. yeah. cover your head. cover your head. cover your head. i love getting excited in cs over shit. but that was pretty dumb though. that was awesome. look, it's a pretty dumb.
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47:08
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! mid. there's problems mid. lord smoke them all the time. god did squeaks respond to my virgin suicide stuff yesterday? oh my god. i snatched my soul.
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47:28
i was in his chat, i didn't really see him talking about it. no, no, no. you ever wonder if it's hard to my favorite streamer got mugged. you ever wonder if it's hard to be squeaks? because i feel like his chat is just, they bait him nonstop. like he spends the whole stream getting baited, man. but i think that he's built different. he can like survive that without letting it get to him too much. he baits his chat all the time too though. well yeah, but that's like 1 versus 5,000.
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48:07
10 inch er. oh, that guy. where you going? get ready for this. flashbang! okay, that was a crazy shot! that was a crazy shot, man. meanwhile, purple's gold! oh my god! i am left handed! why do you want to change the hand of the gun? that makes some people feel better. it feels like someone else is shooting it.
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48:59
grenade banana we can do this grenade banana. shit. no. the thing that ryan told me to do sorry middle mouse. i didn't know that none of them died. you know the office literally the same damages the deal. the deal so basically buying the office just buying glasses. i don't know if that's true. it's like a $4,000 pair of glasses. hope it was worth it bro.
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49:49
ouch. now they got me. thoughts, corey? what? yep. i knew it was coming, but... oh! i shot him! i shot his hand! maybe they're only playing one ramp. let's do it. let's do it. because they're like, all they do is go outside. yeah. you gotta throw one smoke though, right? you would say that. no, i'd never say throw it.
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50:39
thanks teammate, i can't see shit. that was me. that was you. quickie, good kill. i could go for some fucking wet food right now. there's a lake of stew and a whiskey too. you can paddle all about it in a big canoe on the big rock candy mountain. i'm gonna put his ass through the door. did you see that shit? where'd your spray go? your spray disappeared.
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51:14
oh no someone disconnected again. oh my god in the big rock candy mountain you never change your socks and there's a bunch of fucking wizards and one really big warlock what is this? are all homemade but the cookies are store bought
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51:39
and there's vanilla and strawberry chocolate too you can paddle on a ballerina or baconoo in the big red oh shit behind me it's not a debuff to you but it is a debuff to everybody else in the call for sure there's one at the bottom of the ramp one at the bottom of ramp eye for nomad i love that i drank two white monsters so i know it's right when i say he's playing like a third
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52:09
dropping aks like crazy corey fucking passed me fuck me on the highway and i'm flipping you off what the fuck i know that pisses you off i i have no one will ever pass me man shot i saw
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52:36
i'm pit maneuvering kory's car and it's literally like it's rolling over but it's accelerating as it's rolling over defying the laws of physics like as it rolls it's rolling even faster and faster and then the camera switches to like the internal dash cam and he's going whoa whoa whoa what is like his drink is spilling and shit like that they were moving towards secret not bomb
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53:03
nice. just like that. lemon squeezy easy peasy. level 10. no man. no level nine. nine. nine. nine. nine silver elite master. what does that mean? you're one away from gold, bro.
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53:30
is that what that means? they're saying he's the first 40 year old to be gold in counter strike. everybody else is already global. age mocking. age mocking. ggs. later. later. bye. all right chatters, i'll be back tomorrow. for now i'll send you over to my live stream. tomorrow we're doing some multiplayer stuff tomorrow. i don't know what it is, but we're gonna be doing it.
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54:00
we're gonna be doing it tomorrow. okay, what are we playing tomorrow? i'm hearing her in my head and she is saying, she's saying we're playing, uh, it's friend slop but in a good way. later! once on the first of summer me and terry became friends. pounding vainers, leaves to fires, we was born in. then she rides to the outskirts, time fading between our teeth. sitting in the old abandoned beach house. getting wasted in the heat and hiding out.
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54:33
and then you just insert the earlier part in there. hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms. you know what i'm talking about? well alright! hiding in the back rooms, hiding in the back rooms.
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54:56
hiding in the back rooms hiding in the back rooms hiding in the back rooms hiding in the back rooms spiral that i think you saw saw a cast of missing southern drawl close your eyes and i'll kiss you cause with the birds i shur the birds i shur this lonely night
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55:23
scum's up against the wall young tough girl in a scarlet draw what is this? wave goodbye to me and my old cuz with the birds i share the average red hot chili pepper song ass fucked in a bathroom stall saw caster mr. know it y'all going down down baby in a range rover boom boom baby ready to let it go
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55:53
cocoa puff, take a puff, pass it to me now can't stop the questions, space was combat took 30 damage, it was unblocked when you bring your friend to karaoke and you realize they don't know the song's rhyme, no disrespect at home, drawing pictures of, of mountaintops with him on top, lemon yellow sun arms raised in a v
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56:22
while the dead lay in pools of maroon below daddy didn't give affection an effect that mommy didn't get may have found a way to kill me yet eyes burn with sting and swear seems every path leads me to nowhere
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57:00
maybe it is.
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57:23
maybe it is, maybe it's peter griffin. you know what i'm talking about? he thinks she's so pretty.