You need me with an XM (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 i do feel like i reference a classic meme, i get nothing. and then i reference tom feor's magnum opus, 32 short films about glenn gould and i get nothing. so where are we existing in the culture here? at the bottom or the top? i don't know. and don't say you're watching balls up with josh gad on amazon prime video or a fucking freak balls up with josh gad.
0:29 hey, they got me. they got me. i'm excited for it though. maybe you'll be able to catch some without seeing the subtitle. i honestly think it's a possibility. ryan's got the bomb, we going long brother. i know bill's tweaking right now. i said ay ay ay! whoa! crazy.
1:15 get the bomb, get the bomb! bomb behind! oh well. no one cares about the fucking bomb. i care about the bomb! you got this, player. big plant. big plant. put them under tank pressure. there's literally an extra behind you. they're literally surrounding. front, left, right. dude, how come everyone got the cowboy shit and stuff, man? what is this scuba diving cowboy hat? pick one, man. i like the, like...
1:50 i don't know. recon fit with the leopard print gloves. it's great. it's great. it looks like cirque du soleil. b rush? nah. yeah, hell yeah. you guys are too close to a, i think. all right, well everyone just fucking froze. i just think b sucks. i don't think i've ever had a round where i was like, oh, i'm so glad we went b.
2:29 how did they get there before everyone? all right. did you? i got 102 damage. top fragging right now, by the way. yeah. can you start it? top fragging 195 damage. i like i like the capital, honestly. i love i love going cat smoking made and going cat seems op. yep.
3:13 how did he not get a single system? okay, the ball of the core is moving i think i don't want to challenge a hell of a shot favorite song off of rubber soul my girlfriend's a bit that's uh, i'm pretty sure that one's off americana. ah fuck
4:16 i think it's... what about if i needed someone? if i needed someone to love you're the one that i'd be thinking of if i needed someone well... jesus christ! i used to have a home with a room in my bed a porch and a driver with a baby drum i think i lost everything did they hit the be my baby drums? not in the end though
5:05 you run these streets, motherfucker. he keeps teabagging. i mean, i think we're gonna get our ass beat, to be honest with you. we are getting our ass beat. hear me out on this one? this is crazy. kory smokes mid, we run down mid through the double, like the mid doors, and then go left to b. you could do that. sure. are you gonna pick up the bomb? oh, okay. the beast is blamed. cat? cat!
5:56 like it crossed the plane i missed the doors and we all missed the doors in a long time jim morrison we don't have the bomb. oh no, there's one thing what if the solo guy? i thought i had it for sure too. oh my god didn't we play with the cool guy last game too? i don't think so. oh
6:37 t food t foods in our game. cool. have you ever think about the chili crab that we had in singapore that you're like man, i wish i have that chili crab crab right now. there was that chili crab was really good. that was so good. chili crab the vietnamese food. the vietnamese fall. holy cow. the best fall ever. both way. good trade two for one. he's twice as good as me. so good trade.
7:17 my god these guys are crazy nice kill let's go be and i'm still top fragging. i'm getting my ass. it's a bad sign okay, get the mvp. no good bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes. won't you tell them now? know what i'm talking about? oh what the fuck had those head eyes right there? oh
8:00 i think we're in the wrong era. this ain't right man. we're doing some gary's mod shit. good job. for one in a million cause you gotta oppa shine shame about it. sniping on a save round with a cz in your eyes won't you tell him now.
8:33 you're looking good baby i believe that you're a feeling fine, shame about it. okay we rush. across the plane. let's win one at least. we haven't gone long in so long. no shot, he knows i'm here. what the fuck? hacker. fucking hacker. oh my god. what a shot, kate. holy shit. the bomb dropped down? bomb kinda got launched, yeah. oh no. oh you oh. oh.
9:22 dodging bullets. don't need to see the plant. what? that was a really good try. you fucking zippered him up. how the hell did i not kill him there? i did 95. oh my god. motherfucker. motherfucker. i'm getting two picks mid. i've had enough of this bullshit. it's city sided guys, don't worry. getting on my damn nerds.
9:58 any vancouverites in chat will tell us a singaporean chili crab in vancouver? any vancouverites been the top 360 malaysian delights on broadway? what the fuck? i guess i peeked the same spot. i'm blind. a little hot back here. oh fuck!
10:29 dude, these guys are crazy, man. these guys are better than us for sure. ain't no shame in that. damn! gotta give them credit for trying there. the great equalizer, the awp. alright, i have no idea i got shot. what the fuck?
10:50 that is kinda crazy. the dude is right in front of me? did you make any sound there? no, i did not make any sound cuz i was crouching. boys, let's rush out long. i'll smoke the entrance so that the molly doesn't stop us. let's go long as fast as we can. let's go, let's go. we do this. he gave us a smoke. pit, pit, pit, pit, pit, pit. motherfucker. who smoked this? what the fuck?
11:30 i shot him five times! 50 cent. 50 cent, i'm afraid. just to light the bomb, plant the bomb where he's staying. oh my god, he's doing it. what a pick. also, am i mistaken or did that guy just kill him to... wait, really? terminator shit? it sounded like he killed him with the terminator theme. 93. i did 93. sergey barazin.
12:16 ha. damn. kate, you're kind of going beast mode though. what went? what? pick up my awp, ryan. i'm going to go. he killed your ass there. i mean, so you think i'm going to fall down here and then immediately get killed? it's behind you. the awp is behind you. no, it's right here. how would it be there? i'm literally looking at it. you're looking at it. you got me confused with another playoff system. you are right.
12:50 you're freaking right bro. i was looking at your gun and you're like what are you doing? holy shit. look at all ops lo peak long doors. this is what it's fucking all about bro. fuck. it's my op so it's like in tune with you. getting in tune. it's like evangelion. oh b site is clear. nope nevermind. i'm in tune. motherfucker. i'm gonna tune. riding on you. riding on you.
13:32 riding on you. all offs man. oh shit. what do you guys think? smoke mid doors, rush it? sure, sure, sure. tongue, tongue, tongue, sure. oh. nothing more needs to be said. just banging on my old piano. getting into the straight and narrow.
14:13 he's trying to scare us with the awp. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. boy, they saw my ass. they saw my ass. they saw my ass through the mid doors. there's only one guy at b, if that helps. there was. oh, well. let's get him. i heard him. i heard him. oh, motherfucker. there's two guys. we got the site. we've gained the site. time to plant. wait, this is a w for us. dub doors. door. double doors. got him.
14:54 speaking dumble? yellow is going back to the hall. what's funny is like dumbledore's ex or no it's gandalf. oh everyone's dead and... double door, double door, both double door. get us out of this fucking game man. they're cheating. where's back? yeah we need back on this one these guys are better than me. might be better, might be cheater. dude that's true we should get our we should come up with our own calls.
15:35 that way... like dan gheesling? yeah, then if people are stream sniping, they won't know. we'll be like, i'm fucking camping... i'm camping serendipity right now. stream sniping is something like... what are they talking about? going q. i've been killed out long doors. okay. you got this. behind us! behind us! never mind. that was our teammate. fucking christ. made you bite on the barrel. what the fuuuuck?
16:33 please, please let us win one round so i can buy a shotgun on round two and go long tunnels. i mean long doors. dumbles, camping all this is not okay. they got lucky. we're both doing 12 which is crazy. i've sort of given up.
17:05 i'm trying as hard as i can. you know what? it's because of this guy, papa, made our lobby all higher and then he's feeding. oh shit. that's a hell of a shot, man. wow. that's so crazy. literally one shotted. you got this, kory. you're right. the callouts are there everywhere. oh shit. excuse me. good try. good try. player, fortify your own...
17:48 nah man, the unknown soldier is so crazy. or how about most enemies flashed too. the flash, the fullerton. guys i'm top fragging in this party. it is crazy. can i have two minutes? i gotta go feed jiro so he gets off my arm. i will go pee as well. make sure you sit down. you know what, great idea.
18:20 what's your level, kate? corporal rank eight, damn, we got a ways to go still. i'm sorry. we gotta win more to that is true. give me the exp. be back in a moment. losing doesn't really give me much. wait, wait, i can do this. i can do this. tien tien, sure. is it tien? tien? tien yee san. where is the bathroom? today is wednesday.
18:58 today is wednesday, something like that. you almost got it, nl. jing chi san. jing chi san. something like that. anyway, be right back. dude, wouldn't it be funny when ryan comes back? all i'm doing is just like, e, r, san. he's gonna freak out. i will just like order all the numbers. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:41 i have a better idea. what if when he comes back, i just keep saying 6 7 6 7 in mandarin? he's gonna flip out, dude. hold on, i should do that. that is the greatest idea i ever came up with. i'm sorry, wait. yeah. liyueqi liyueqi liyueqi liyueqi liyueqi liyueqi
20:30 liu qi. liu qi. liu qi. did you like when we saw our teacher and i said liu qi. how come now you're not reacting to it? liu qi. what's liu, that's six seven, six seven, i see. yeah. liu qi. did you like when we saw our teacher and i said ni hao, and then she went what? yeah.
21:03 because it's it's uh he got the teacher or the it's lao lao xie i was gonna say something really funny i forgot it would be so cool if you secretly knew perfect mandarin oh i remember what i was gonna say um our mandarin teacher is like here you have to memorize all these chinese characters for numbers
21:38 and then she took ryan's notebook and then she started writing them. i for one obviously knew it and i wrote mine. and then i saw that she wrote number seven wrong or number nine wrong. she instead of writing number nine, she wrote number seven and i was like, oh, excuse me, teacher. this is wrong. that ain't nine, bro. and she's like, oh my gosh, i'm so sorry. i'm like, oh, well, you know, get owned, get owned lady.
22:08 i am a modgang player. i know 1 9 easily. i see that every day. i see that every day! teacher mogged. i forgot what i was saying. i think you're about to say i should mog her in japanese when she starts correcting me in mandarin. well, i get a... is she trying to learn japanese? no. and then she was like, what is that? and then i'll switch my language to korean and then mog her. and then i'll be like, i can attack you in both triple ways.
22:55 no sweat, brother. no sweat. i was gonna i was telling ryan that once i master mandarin, i will be the ultimate asian person. i am like i am like the final form of asian person. i got the loyal blood. what do you mean by final form? well, because i know korean and man and and will know mandarin and japanese. you you drop me in any part of those countries, i will be like,
23:27 eating good, you know what i'm saying? damn, i'm putting you in hong kong. you're fucked. nah, i'm sorry to say, hong kong, there's a lot of mandarin users now. probably could drop a little bit of english too. drop her ass in pakistan. that's not the three countries that i have mentioned. you dropped her in vietnam. they speak english there. somewhat. mirage, mr. miragey. i'm glad to be out of that game. i mean, it was a quick one. i'd rather lose 13 0 than like 6 7.
24:13 liu chi. liu chi. liu chi. what's up? we made his voice deeper to talk to the random. you hear that? ni hao. you did go, what's up? i just said, what's up? you guys always, whatever you do, open mic, you always to be talking like voice 10 times lower than how you speak normally. well, you got to match the energy. that's such a man thing. when these guys are like, yo bro, how's it going, dawg? yo dawg.
24:48 yeah, ain't nobody talking like that in real time. i know. well... i've met a few. i i know... i know opera singers and their voice can go real, real low. lower than probably any normal people. and they have naturally really deep voice and they don't talk like that. did you say any real people? any real people. opera singers are not real people. they smoked connector. that's alright, we got nobody, b. nobody went b? aww.
25:20 i see three arrows at b. they didn't get there. they just got there now. sounds like i'm actually top mid. i heard, i heard, i heard cleaning off the spawner. good play, good flank. i'm coming in, kory. holy shit. i'm awesome. last one. he just went van. he just went van. he just went van. van. oh, oh.
26:05 event van help me bomb was back left. he's like pink pink pink. he's near he was near the van last time i saw you don't need to rush. you don't need to rush through your nade at the moment yeah boom, baby. you probably hated that. i don't even know if his answers there anymore. probably though. i see his legs i only got eight ammos ryan. i'll sweat we stall damn it the birds too
26:52 what do you mean burst? he tried to shoot you with the burst. oh, he tried to shoot her with the burst. nice try. yeah, we have suppressed pistol. any gun recommendation in this map? this map? yeah, i don't know this map. damn, damn. the ak or m4 is pretty good. top mid it looks like. lion king because i have no respect for our enemies. easiest kill of my life. bombs down in spawn. last one top mid. deagle.
27:48 nice. i'm top fragging. oh no, core is top fragging. how? because i've killed three. i killed three, you killed two. i fucking killed four. i killed two. wait, i killed two the first round. what the fuck? you have killed four. stay with me. e, r, s. what the fuck? how did you get me there?
28:27 oh no, the guy's name. oh man. they're fucking trolling, man. still, to this day. google. kind of swag, right? bombs heaven. palace. they have one afk every round. swagge. oh really? swagge. ryan swagge. what'd you say? sorry, repeat? handsome guy. swagge. i didn't hear what he said. taisei seila.
29:09 oh, that was perfect. okay. how does this work? why are three a's? i'm rushing to get the afk kill. oh my god. he's so smart. got him. only took three shots. mid b. two mid. damn. it will begin next freeze time. damn, i'm kind of popping off.
30:11 i'm excited for the games that we're gonna play next week. the wicked games they play... i wanna fall in love with you. and you! wait, no! just by you love to sing. how come you won't duet with me? well, because i'm bad at singing. also, for your duet you kind of force like a song that i've never heard in my life before whereas most of the songs i sing are songs i know. which is which you know what?
30:50 you know all the frozen songs. yeah, i'm definitely not gonna go on youtube and sing the prince hans part of love is an open door. that's just insane. what a wicked thing to do! okay, you don't understand the space i've carved out for myself in the culture. can you try the high pitched one? no, that's okay. love is an open door?
31:17 yeah, i'm not gonna do that though. why would you molly that that's where i get my best kills. you can't be incendiary that that's costing me a kill per round bro. you got him. yeah, but it was close. or he crosshair tech. up behind me. shit. what the fuck? i'm actually good. i like that one. we can't sing. yes, man.
31:57 can you imagine time to sing? we can do it in like mandarin songs. i can't sing in english and i can speak english. it's a lot of fashion. but how many streamers out there, english speaking streamers did a duet song with his wife in mandarin? you know what i'm saying? it might be the first. i bet there's a lot of chinese streamers that have done that. i said english speaking streamers.
32:34 what the hell's happened over there? exchanges are the basis of all human economies. how come my armor is still damaged? you have to rebuy to reset the damage. oh really? i did not know that. it's true. yeah on your armor in between rounds it tells you a number of damage. oh. yeah you dropped your hog. that ain't my hog. that's not your hog? nah man, my hog is chameleon. that's stymphalian's hog bro.
33:14 is that frozen frosty? he's jerking off. he's jerking. he's jerking off. throwing guns away. would you say the love is open door? no, would you say love is open door? depends who's opening it, man. ew, corey, why would you say it like that?
33:58 i do think people that think the songs in frozen are not good are pick me men to be honest because i think that you can't deny there's a certain musicality to them now have i heard them 3000 times yeah too damn much for sure but that doesn't mean they ain't got banger wow top mid oh shit he's not afk anymore bro
34:36 nice, you killed... i'm not gonna say. actually, the names aren't that bad, but they're pretty funny. who's the last guy? who's not afk? point point six nine ounce mars bar. i like that. and then they have a one point eight four ounce milky way bar. the type of shit your oldest neighbor gives you on halloween. then they also have cooter pounder and coochie sucker. that's too much. they didn't do damn much with that.
35:16 they gotta be duod up, right? the fellow who's in window is under the window, guys. what would be our duo name, ryan? what would be our duo name? our duo name would be... hmm... i'm waiting for someone in chat to tell me what it would be. i'm waiting for someone in chat to say something good. duolingual. oh, a long. a ramp. too mid. couple ramp.
36:05 yes, one more made him my perfect run. what do you think our duo name? really has disconnected. i want it to be. okay. okay and tomo. you can be tomo. i can be ryuka. i think it should be called something fucking damn something metal.
36:59 you can be blessing of heaven and i can blessing of earth. damn. well, like, piss soap drawers. that's metal to you, huh? piss soap drawers, yeah. i'm picturing it, you know, like the metal font? okay, that scared me. one's apps. one's apps. what i'm talking about with like the metal font. where's that? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. apartments in b. oh shit! oh, behind. he's planting at b. flinched. didn't flinch that. corner.
37:52 court of the... oh, that... oh, shot! oh, he got him! and that one hit? the one that didn't look... look at that snake. what a wicked thing! great song. honestly, great song. but now i have the tenacious d cover of it stuck in my head.
38:33 i don't know why my mom likes that music video so much. oh damn, i got my ass fucking destroyed, man. where? mid. one tap with an a tip. oh shit, i damaged both of them. it's crazy they didn't just give up. i gotta give them credit for their mental fortitude. oh fuck. sad to say, it ain't here, boss. there were two guys, you know, and said shit to me. i was fighting two guys.
39:32 your wrists win! they toggled bro. are you telling me i did not damage them? all we need to do is win this round. and i'm being 100% serious. because they get no lever penalty in one minute. so if we win this round, people will go, nah man, fuck this. 9 1? no shot. no shot, i'm sticking around. but if they win this one, they might go, wait, we got some fucking momentum.
40:04 one right, we got bombed too. we got bombed on a. yeah, they're gonna quit, they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna quit. they're gonna
41:02 think about like a weed cigar or is that not enough weed? a lot of weed. there's a whole lot of weed. damn. the flankler. yes, yes. holy cow. how do you have 16 kills ryan? look at top bragging bro. only like all five of the dude who and afk from the very start of the game only five of them were for me.
41:53 i'm taking requests every day exactly careless whisper. they tried that in my chat didn't fly i said kory's not your fucking circus animal one flash be don't make demands of my fucking oh, oh there a connect or oh hell no, bro
42:45 it's literally my fault, but i did think that my teammate was watching something. nice try. it did look like it hit him. i'm blaming my teammate because i'm 18 and 4. so whatever i do is right. how about that? let's do it. he's right. they're coming out and connector to absolutely.
43:49 yeah, one's cat. three! best of luck to you, orange. what do you guys think? surely this time it will work. a rush? a rush? anyone know the smokes, ray? a rush? anyone know the smokes? nah, we don't need smokes. just fucking rush. i never thought i'd hear you say that. this is weird. why are we not rushing?! who's behind me?!
44:48 damn, surgical. he just like stood in the fucking cubby watching me get shot slowly to death. i got window smoke. i'm 16 and 1 like it's my fucking quinceañera. okay. you're 18 and 6. i am 18 and 6. you just lied. no, i didn't see it. 16 and 1 was the damage i did last round.
45:30 wait, i'm supposed to go mid, my bad. i'm going mid to pull the beast. i don't think you want to be here. fuck it, we cross. i think they're killing each other? why do i listen to this guy? i said it's safe. they're killing each other. war is hell, bro. wow, man, what a shot. the deagle shot, too. wait, we run these streets? i can see why streamers go live and play 10 hours of counter strike. the time just evaporates, man. it starts to get to your mental after a while. really? i feel awesome.
46:24 just because we don't care about whether we win or lose most of the time. i care insofar as i would rather. that's not true. i care. it's hard playing casual when you valve matches you with some pro csers. he was on stairs. took him out of the knees! took his fucking foot out, man. slipped on a damn banana peel.
46:59 like minion style. i got a window smoke if this guy doesn't suck it all up. sucking your smoke. she's not gonna have any fucking view brother. my god, he shot you dude. fucking up cap bro. i'm talking like mother fuckers. go up. you got it. you got it.
47:40 you got it, you got it y'all. shit got me talking about jerry. ooh. he waited for the palatte too, that was the right play. no way! what the fuck is going on here, man? dude, i think i brought the aug back. nobody used aug. aug and p90 stocks are through the fucking roof right now. god damn it, i'm fucking like broke as fuck. hear me out here? window smoke rush, eh? the smoke decoy.
48:25 okay. oh my god. oh shit. they killed me? there's so many smokes, holy shit. two on three, two on three, you got this. it's r versus sion. one under pound. out! no! i don't like how they're seemingly pulling this back. i don't like this. i can't buy anything. i got window smoke. where are we going? i don't know. let's smoke e rush b, rush b.
49:32 okay, just fucking run. they'll never see it coming. never. we're so broke. their gun is our gun. well, we're on b. damn, there was nobody. crazy. watch cat, there were two or three mid. mark it. and cat. damn. god damn it.
50:22 good try guys. at least you got the plant money. maybe they won't find it. maybe they'll kill each other. maybe you'll have the spontaneous combustion. i think i gave a guy a headshot. no? i guess not. it made it sound like the click sound. that could have been on you. no, no, no. it's not. it wasn't me. one in one, y'all. okay. i'm one in one like i just got born. huh. i got window smoke. i think i fucked up my window smoke. oh, no.
51:03 devastating news. a war you guys, balls out. play that shit. good shit y'all. they call us the mid beast. one window? the beast with two smokes. why is nobody watching the door? good plays guys. good freaking plays guys! that's good freaking counter strike right there. that's good freaking counter strike. let's go. silver one! yes! that's good right?
52:06 i don't know how the ranks in this work to be honest. we are all the same model. you play a lot and then you get the map rank? yeah yeah they give you a rank per map in casual or competitive whatever this is called. it's competitive db. stop showing me the stream! you don't like to watch the stream? not when it's popped up in my game unasked for. i am watching a critical stream. maybe you will learn one or two things by watching it. the lego situation's crazy.
52:41 the lego situation is crazy. ludwig did like a six hour stream watching videos about the lego stuff. i don't know anything about the lego stuff. and then i think he tweeted or something and he's like, yo, not gonna lie, the lego situation's crazy. it's funny. i don't know anything about the lego situation. it's okay. the blocks kind of like, you know, they stick together. it's the whole shit really?
53:17 yeah, they're pretty good at that. did you see i saw an article that was like this bc high school student assembled a famous bill reed in lego because he wants to work for the company. i was like no, i mean the piece of art they made is really good but nobody told them that when you work at lego you don't just build the legos. pretty sure they need like hr, software developers. yeah.
53:42 people like managers in the factories and stuff like that. it's true, yeah. they got like the smart bricks now or whatever. oh, really? yeah, like... oh, apparently i don't know what i'm talking about. they got lego master builders. they do, they do, yeah. i didn't know that. which bill reed did he make? the one that was on the bruce coburn album cover. it's like a top of a totem pole. blue, black, red and white. oh, okay.
54:17 you know the one from the wondering where the lions are ep? i don't. well, you know what? i have discovered that now they don't put the monitor right in front of their face. really? inferno? some of them do. i'm sorry. he lures all of them. that is a choice. yeah, maybe. they still have their keyboards sideways. watching people play counter strike in 4x3 is so funny. i know that's what shit looked like for quicksilver in x men days of future past.
54:56 it makes cs have like the same cinematography as dc's the flash. i slit your throat, corey. what the fuck? they're treating her like a chicken in a hong kong action movie. hey, kate, you and i look like we're the bee the bee folks. banana holders. oh. or maybe not. alright, never mind, everyone's going. maybe everybody will cover it. and maybe nobody will look mid. well, to be fair, it is banana. they know something we don't.
55:49 what are you doing? oh my gosh. they fucking made it in? what happened? one of them dropped their vape, man. dude just sat there behind the sandbags. death by kitty. that's your gun? death by kitty? yeah. what a way to go. well... me? ow. set by the infamous hedgehog, saw the hedgehog. mm hmm. that's true.
56:24 somebody say chili dogs. one of the most infamous hedgehogs. i don't fuck with him personally, but a lot of people seem to be into his kind of rigmarole. okay. sorry. sorry. sorry. i missed. i pulled. sounds like a potter. i had a nice on a site. what is going on? yeah, there was nobody on a. i was watching mid.
57:15 i was in the apartment. how the fuck did they get on a? no, i killed a guy. there were two that was going in the a and then i killed a guy. always got an asshole. he's not a frozen, is he? apparently we failed to allow this. i mean, i don't respect calling a time out in round three. like you shouldn't have queued. how do i look? how do i look? when i do that, how do i look? like you're all squatting midair? yeah. yeah. does it look funny? we have four here, man. we have four here.
57:49 yeah. two banana, one spawn. guh. ah, i can't believe he got me. ah, fuck, behind. behind yellow. i'm just i don't think i've ever seen a game of inferno where people didn't just run banana. i thought everyone loves banana because you just throw a grenade down it and was he in apartments? 80 damage. yes. well, at least yeah, i think he just went by. oh my god, the yellow is so infuriating! i called it and he just like in the balcony doing nothing. just peeping the wainscoting.
58:30 what is he doing? i said i could behind him. oh my god. well behind i think might he might think means towards spawn not like left ear left ear newest right ear. it's gonna be there bro. kill tony live stream compilation. how do you know what i'm listening to? you just know you just
58:55 ooh, right on the butt cheeks. i put weed in my humidifier. wait, does that work? that is actually... that's so funny. like one... just like a pot of weed lighting it on fire next to your air intake. it's really good. hotboxing your whole fucking house. it doesn't get you high, it just smells horrible. i like that.
59:31 i don't think it's banana. oh, one popped up. bomb. two, two, two, two. oh, jesus christ. bomb got picked up. oh no. one was banana. tried to close the damn door. oh, he's still up here, kato! he's on our right! oh shit.
1:00:05 he's having a good round. kate, we did our part. we don't have to cry. we just blame our teammates on this one. i was looking back because you were looking front. you know what i'm saying? yeah. they're on a. rose just sat out here like, damn, damn, i guess no terrorists spawned this round. well, lucky us. easy day at the office. crazy ak though. stickers are changing color. shot in the side of the head, man. who are you going to watch, kate? you're going to watch apartments?
1:01:01 yeah, but... no sweat. no sweat, my pet. they needed banana, they needed banana twice, they needed banana thrice. i'm on my way with the hard flank. it's banana, it's banana. this pad may live. what the fuck? i got shot by a chicken? he's looking towards ct. you're now the owner of a shotgun. yeah. that's mine.
1:01:52 you killed him and buried him with one click of the mouse. it's a weird spawn situation. that's kind of like where we spawn every round, man. i feel like we were further left than you over to the middle for you.
1:02:27 all right, they might be pushing banana now they killed one on banana. nope, go away. good shooting. they're on b now. they're going b through ct. you're the last one. thank you for saying finding your way into boiler door while blind was impressive. i was very impressed with myself.
1:03:30 what do they mean when they say, kory sounds like he just got back from a vacation to the lake of rot? i don't know what that means. it's an elden ring reference. that's where you catch scarlet rot. oh! jesus. damn it. maybe i should have just not went and they would have died or just threw smoke or something. i'm broke y'all. come with me. buy one frag. come with me. chuck the frag down mid. three kills easy.
1:04:10 i'm doing it cheeky beaky like. oh, they flashed. i hit one. yes, sir. my gun. sounds like banana. got two banana bombs. jesus christ. our guy took a break regardless. well, you know what? he did try to do it the nice way twice. damn, that thing rattled around. yellow's got this.
1:05:10 tell him where it is. i don't know what to call it. kate. kate. you guys got anything planned for my 100th movie in 2026 in celebration? i was gonna watch a movie. which one? it's your 100th day? it's my... in three movies, i think i'll have seen 100 movies this year. oh, that's amazing. pretty impressive, right? our best op is on the way. did he go the wrong way on purpose? he's saving.
1:05:55 yeah, he's gonna close up to die. he's gonna laugh so much. the grenades did some damage though. yeah, yeah, they did. now i think this map is m4a1 map. not much of an ogg map. hell yeah, that's right. it's the soundboard now? oh no. and now soundboard's back. i think it might be going...
1:06:47 oh shit apartment you hold orange i got this apartments steps apartments wow crazy crazy
1:07:04 you know what pisses me off? everyone's a fucking sheep. instead of going, congrats on watching modern movies, they go, here's what your... oh, come on. how about you do something original and don't recommend the movie you've seen. recommend some shit you've never seen so that i can tell you whether or not it's good. how do you feel about that? instead of being like, you should watch this movie that i've seen. you should say some shit like, you should watch a movie i've never seen and then tell me whether or not it's good.
1:07:29 you asked for it? i asked what you were doing for a 100 movie celebration. i did not say what movie should i watch. i think i'm gonna, i'm trying to think of what it would be. i'm throwing the bomb and getting out of here. the grenade hurt him though. crazy molly. shit, they're boosting on the box. that's a face. that's a dude's face going. fuck. they're planting an a. planting an a.
1:08:24 i got knifed in the back, but i killed a guy. you got knifed? oh no. it happens. what do i do? one hundredth movie? i'm thinking it'll be sing 2. no armor. all of life. let the elevator break us. hell no. let's go. that's my son. is that my son? i think it's b. bomb an apartment? okay. where you wash your mouth. there's two here.
1:09:18 f**king christ. tactical. one mid? oh sh**! where was that? mid? on the right? watch this. hold. i'll be the other teammate. i got the spray. i got the spray on my feet, but it was too... oh sh**! oh! good try. nice try. very nice try. i like how me talking, but i don't hear him. so i have no idea what they say. they haven't said anything. that's the problem, man. kind of a classic nl moment there.
1:10:27 oh never mind, i'm top fragging. everything i do is right. yep, yep, top fragging. same number of kills. higher damage. we got problems with banana guys. one is dying, banana. they always send two bananas. a bunch. oh that's bad for me. apps. oh it's just us. 3v3. i think it's a. yeah, not much b except our teammate who got killed.
1:11:25 oh come on mid he's gonna be left gate oh he could be going up with apps i don't know what the fuck they're doing i hear them what motherfucker apartment they planned on b i think so they planted on b whatever we get this one you killed my wife you motherfucker motherfucker man i saw his shoe motherfucker oh my god
1:12:17 how'd you guys lose a come on? now it's our fault person who wasn't even looking at the guy when he was in front of you. easy. you had a crazy six smokes or drags and a couple molly's. i'm literally okay. you're watching apartment. they've molly department unless that was you, kate. so no.
1:12:55 i have footsteps. one up in apps. nice, nice. three! there are three! i got two. apartment one. one more apps. one spawn. he's slumped. he's slumped. he's slumped. he's in my head. bummer at a. any last words? this is our fight.
1:13:43 i think i think i'm doing pretty good. i got like the same amount of kills as the high number one player. no assists? she's playing like ovechkin. what does that mean? he scores a lot of goals. doesn't give that many assists. you win by the goal, not by assists. that's true. they've expected this approach. watch sandbags. i don't think he's there. behind us! behind us! and molly really f***ed this up, man.
1:14:41 is that their molly? it's alright. i hope so. i thought they might have tried to molly the sandbags to kill the dude who was on sandbags and then just kinda watch this sit there. go up mid to mid. go up mid to mid. fuck it. this thing is like a mario kart. you doing what i'm doing? yeah, there's a guy there. he's got a gun. doubt it. watch this. fuuuck! i got a crazy idea.
1:15:35 let me hear it. give me the bomb. i'm out of ideas. and? well, i don't have it. i was gonna throw the bomb down near apartments and then they'll be like the bomb's down and then we just killed them off their rotate. let's pick them. three, two, one, go. good shot. good shot. orange is feasting. good kill, kate. good trade. korg, pick up the bomb. i went eight. oh shit, there's two. what a shot. holy cow.
1:16:34 i feel like my game got leggy when i died. that'd be happening. where's bomb? right there. right down the banana there. oh, okay. are you kidding me? i don't need to watch any horror movie. oh, shit. dude, jesus christ. how do you, like, not flinch in that situation? that's so funny.
1:17:15 i know he was hitting that like, like the predator camo sound. that fucking sucks. probably smelled you coming. excuse me? this is the stars. through the weed humidifier. yeah, exactly. damn, it smells awesome. they got me, they got, we got bombed down mid where the terrorists are. good flank, corey, good flank. what?
1:18:03 chet, make that make sense please. where was he? mid, down the mid. he's uh, tenderized for sure. boy's game sense? they're calling him the white apollo.
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1:19:33 opper down. that doesn't work, man. how'd you know he was there? i saw his gun. damn. light blue is tenderized. i think he might have 3 hp on your left. obama's out there, huh? yeah. he got distracted by the bow bay. damn. holy fuck! babadook. good try. oh, come on, man. i gotta hit that.
1:20:57 gg gg. 71 and 3 shot him in the damn collarbone. it wasn't that bad. it wasn't that bad. it felt bad for some reason. it felt bad. it felt bad. it's all these people. you want to refresh your skill group? oh yeah, your expired skill group. can't have shit these days. even my damn cs rank on a lapsed subscription. this is a guy talking.
1:21:44 i was talking to my chat and how i should contact red bull to sponsor a mahjong tournament. then that's how mahjong goes big. no, i mean cs is not skydiving. there's no skydiving cs. you ever see the red bull clip of travis pastrana jumping out of an airplane with no parachute? and like it's the craziest thing anyone's ever done. and every time it gets posted all of the comments are just like