Don't mess with me on nuke (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 he shouldn't have thrown the red bull can out of the airplane. like, it's crazy how he littered the can. cool video, could have done without littering the can though. could you imagine being the guy that died to the red bull can that he threw out the fucking plane? that dude was probably going, you're awesome! this is awesome!
0:27 yes! oh, shoot this, kory. shoot this. shoot this. fucking auto. shoot it. just imagine if instead of a... don't kill me. imagine if instead of a red bull cannon was like half a sandwich. it would have been like littering. boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. this is your aim, liss. this is your aim, ball. frickin' practice. shoot me. he's making me sick. what would happen if you were in like an airplane
1:04 10,000 feet up. yeah. and then you lit a firework and shot it down instead of shooting it up. probably blow up like 100 feet under the plane. yeah. would it look awesome though? to nobody, maybe. i don't know. that would be crazy to see a plane flying past and then a firework explode underneath it. i'm not talking a motherfucker. how are we supposed to rush? good job, ryan. thank you.
1:37 behind, behind, behind, behind us! okay, we're also going in. well the fuck, purrpus planted on a, y'all. that's fine. last was banana, so... that's anime looking knife. it is, he's also super saiyan broly. oh shit. damn, look at the gun too, the gun looks super saiyan. i have that gun skin. you want it? it's like 25 seconds. absolutely, they slumped him! oh, it's a stat track, he's got a 1 on that bad boy.
2:21 stattrack knife! the aura! stattrack knife?! yeah, bro, mine says eight on it. damn! that was from playing in house. i remember playing in house. those are the good thos. good thos? good days. those were the good thos. that was me last night. those were the good thos. oh, i didn't buy an smg. alright. i've done considerable damage to their mid pick. let's watch our flank.
2:59 welcome to the sewer, you rat. green cumplank, or cumplant, that's you. i know, i was looking for the plankman. i'll be the flankler. scare him off just by making some noise. fuck it, i peeked this. so i've been kind of crazy. it's the first time i've used it. dude, we gotta save that, that's ct only gun. we're not supposed to have that shit.
3:43 oh, i threw it. i traded for an ak. on a hippie trailhead full of zombies. i met a strange lady. she made me nervous. she took me and made me breakfast. that's what i'm talking about. yep, you come from a land down under. i did too, ryan. damn, one left. hear me out, let's rejoin our team.
4:26 really we're right here though. yeah, we stick with the team i mean if we go for versus one there's no shot they can kill us they go to anyone. they got to be one they got a chance i don't know where our fucking i don't know where the last guy is and i don't know where the dude was i'm here. i'm here they were crying babies when they die, yeah, i
5:11 when we're winning, i don't do well. when we're losing, i do well. what the hell? you gotta swap that around, kate. honestly, you should. that's fucked up. hot enough for you, motherfucker. motherfucker, man! we won. what do you mean? you scared the shit out of me, man! oh. you scared me half to death. what was he doing there? he was running from a. it's 20 seconds till the last one.
6:15 i should have bought yellow a gun. nice shotgun bro. flashy alkory. i think we have a... we own this site. i'm candle. good kill, good kill. steps near me, library. you got him. he came out the other door. connector. okay, yellow's got him then.
7:22 yes! holy cow! he said, he said let me knife him. now we're on the team disrespecting the other team. what the fuck is going on? what is leadify? people keep telling me to get leadify. it must be something that like, um...
7:48 is that like, yassify? what? yay! yay! okay. one more? i guess they've given up.
8:09 it's my it's it's what what the hell winning winning a game with two one and two is crazy there's a ghost behind us exploding into guns hey, oh, what would they have to stop the game when i didn't have time to catch up? you don't want to say making my stat look bad wait, that's swag if you knife someone you can type get lead if i
8:42 and you get cs stance subscription for a day. that's cool. oh really? inferno! we keep getting inferno. inferno. gonna run banana. excuse me? you don't know that one? holding banana. it's one of the hardest canadian rap songs ever made. licking banana? informer lyrics? woah.
9:09 are you ready for your game practice, kory? i'm looking at the menu. let's see what i get for lunch. oh, too slow. get a caprese and a little bit of vomit. wait, what the hell? kory has gloves now? i had gloves. what do you mean you had gloves? you make it sound like you were born with it. i haven't gotten any new ones. well, i was and then they took them. yeah, they took my glove too. aren't gloves thousand bucks?
9:42 we probably paid them. i don't think that shit was covered by ohip. see, i don't know how to react when he does that kind of stuff. oh my god, teammate literally pushed me as i was throwing the grenade. that's me, i was the teammate. no, it was the yellow guy. okay, there's one a as well. he's crazy. told you it was the one b. good luck. wow. he was good on our team last time, right?
10:22 purple all the chongus guy. wait, some of these are the same dudes. yeah the chalk yeah, the purple guy is the same guy. this guy was on the other team you have an 11 win rate vernal that's pretty that's like one in nine man many mid blue does not give a fuck blue said send it good kill kory. i really thought they would be looking elsewhere. it's my bed. damn one more you saw him. yeah
11:20 he was running, he ran towards a i think. yeah. yeah, what's my nuke win rate? 57, damn, that's really high. 57. 57. fuck. what the hell? it's a crock of shit, man. if it ain't one thing, it's another. know what i'm talking about? these terrorists need to stop. w purple. w purple. grenade out.
12:18 throwing fire they got some action on the banana oh how how how how bomb's been sighted banana he's hopping mid fucker i'm going to be i'm hiding with the cow i repositioned after a kill that's that's big for me they ran through ct oh fuck that guy man the lurk lurk fuck that guy nice try nice try
13:18 we won so handily last time that this time they were like, give them something harder. yep, that sucks. i'm not even joking. i can imagine anthony bourdain eating mussels at a restaurant on inferno and then the terrorist come and he's like, fuck, we got to get out of here guys. that would, do you haven't seen that? reservations.
13:53 yooo my teammate is a gun! he shot the gun so that i can pick it up! thank you so much, purple. aw fuck, purple died. they're calling him swag? i just realized one of our dudes disconnected. what? awwww. nooo. ohhh. right, if you want to save, you can go to a. there's an awp dropped on our side. isn't that where they planted the bomb? yeah. you don't want to save for a freaking shotgun!
14:46 you see this beast? look at that thing. look at that thing. yeah. scratch the twisted fire starter. i hear him. he went down. cover your head. cover your head. cover your head. cover your head. i love getting excited in cs over shit.
15:24 that was pretty dope though. that was awesome pretty what pretty awesome? okay, it's a pretty dump oh my god, oh my god, oh my god mid there's problems mid oh shit and apartments let's resign this one motherfucker if it ain't one thing it's a fucking other man
16:02 bomb dropped at apartment. corey, come to me. i'm running. there's an awper. holy fuck. i couldn't see him. i couldn't see him. there's too much stuff, man. too much smoke on the screen. vote surrender. go again. vote failed. sorry, guys. if you want. i'm not a surrender kind of a type. i'm sorry to say. never give up. never surrender. yes. galaxy quest.
16:51 slapping my face and putting my hand on top of my head. oh, what did you say? uh, i think we're playing we have something on saturday, but we might have time after. i'll have to talk to alice about it. hey, here come alice. excuse me? one of the german songs off the rock band 2 soundtrack. oh fuck. what the fucker?
17:59 my god, oh my god, it works for him. oh my god, my teammate what a shot though. people who are good with the awp piss me off man. piss you off? what do you mean you set the pause during freeze time for a technical timeout? their homie left. bro they're beating our ass on pause. it's just a race to get kate to level 10 so we can play premiere.
18:47 what do you think my uh premiere number is going to be? i think it'll be around 5,000. are you getting in soon? no. she hasn't even played a game premiere yet so... oh that's true. i think i think it would be 2,000. dude imagine if i get higher than lud. yeah but he's like 12,000 or something right? nah man he dropped. he dropped a lot. did he?
19:23 ryan, can i complain something? yeah. when you shave, you know how your hair gets like needles? yep. needles everywhere. i think it's in my pants right now. i would be surprised because now the routine that i'm on, i shave, i go in the shower for like 10 minutes and scrub my entire body and then i towel off and i throw the towel in the hamper.
19:50 this fucking guy shaved. but they travel, they travel. so i don't know how this shit would get around because i'm basically going through like a full delousing protocol in my own damn house. shaving into the pants drawer like a fucking kid. there was like a pinching sensation on my leg and then i felt it and it was the like your hair. could be bed bugs.
20:22 there will be a bed bug! a singular bed bug, even. homeward bound type situation. they will cry like babies before they die! alright, fucking nobody went... alright. oh, so i'm nobody to you? i'll help. i'll help. i'll help you. alright, but don't rush him. that's what goes on. i'm not looking too hot over here. i'm like, well... we did have a guy disconnect. wait, did we? i think? if so, we could go again.
21:14 oh, they went in the mid. oh, come on. yeah, bomb dropped. here i go, guys. oh, a hundred percent a. one dude was in the apartment. one dude was on the right side of the truck. wow. good try. it's good. it's a good try. oh, shit. guys, buy claymores?
22:05 that actually was dope in call of duty, man. you put claymore, you use your sniper rifle... pretty good in rainbow six siege. it's about 4 1a. i think that's good though, because they go a every time. never mind. i saw terrorists going down the mid. yeah, three mid. yep. are they bananas? off in their spawn. oh, in their spawn? yeah, last guy's in their spawn. he got me.
23:12 oh he's lit, he's lit! yees! yees! yees! this is why we never give up. fuck you, fuck you! god did squeaks respond to my uh virgin suicide stuff yesterday? oh my god, i almost snatched my soul. because i was in his chat, i didn't really see him talking about it. no, no, no.
23:54 you ever wonder if it's hard to my favorite streamer got mugged. you ever wonder if it's hard to be squeaks? cause i feel like his chat is just, they bait him nonstop. it's gonna be b. like he spends the whole stream getting baited, man. but i think that he's built different. he can like survive that without letting it get to him too much. he baits his chat all the time too though. well yeah, but that's like 1 versus 5,000. deploying flashbang. wait, we got this? wait, we're gonna win?
24:41 how does that... this is 4v2. it was... i thought you had him. i had 100% confidence. honestly valid. it's been a while since i used famas. let's go. let's dance. don't cross mid. they got an out beast. they're throwing a lot of util at banana. and it's banana? my ears are really good. right there. let's go back through this banana to get their offer.
25:47 bo just sat there and took half a mag from an mp7 and just took his time to shoot me with an awp. flashbanging meeeeeeee! ouch. we get him on the exit. oh my god. that's not possible. tiny moving three. and he did even blow up. top fragging though. you good? ounce of copium. you're not even top fragging bro. top fragging between the three of us.
26:59 you can't say top fragging when you're not top fragging. locally, top fragging. oh my god. probably top fragging on an eventually basis right now. it's a disaster. oh... apartment. apartment. motherfucker. motherfucker. oh no. got it behind me. big mistake. smoke makes it more powerful.
28:05 he's inhaling that smoke. he's sucking that shit up. you know what i'm saying? yeah, 100%. good news is we might have time for one more. what if i molly the whole team? gabe's gonna crash out on that man. why are four people going fucking baby? let's do it man, let's rush up. let's rush up. do something unorthodox. keep their heads real. yeah but they don't know that. you even said that to them. i don't know why.
28:38 guys, my god is held by my left hand and not my right hand. h for help me move into the right hand. thank you so much. oh, i hurt him so much, dude. oh my god. apartment, one apartment. i tenderized him. 10 entry. oh, that guy. where are you going? get ready for this. flashbang. okay, that was a crazy shot.
29:43 that was a crazy shot, man. meanwhile, purple's gold! oh my god! i am left handed! why do you want to change the hand of the gun? that makes some people feel better. it feels like someone else is shooting it. grenade banana, we can do this. grenade banana.
30:16 banana rush we win or we lose we probably lose we do one more we win that ryan told me to do middle mouse it's also site b oh
31:00 i'll take one of these, one of these, one of these. i think these are the only two rounds we won. it's like one pistol round. that's not true! me and ryan won, remember? yep. that's the only other round, i guess. i don't remember that round. one church. he's misty. that's alright, it's honestly my bad. nobody else can kill him except us. okay, side clear. b is clear, b is clear. plait, plait. aa is clear as well. i don't know where the last guy is.
31:56 someone's knees were creaking. i don't know where this last guy is, man. saving. saving the second round? oh man, i had to tell myself not to reload so many times too. he's gonna get you right when you reload. he's gonna get you right when you reload. it's always the last place you look, man.
32:43 we coming back boys. they will cry like babies when they die. see this is what it's all about man. just stimming. stimming and gaming. buying my comfort auto shotty. they will have guns this round so... getting pinned mid. flashing this guy then getting the greatest kill of all time. is there a guy there? left side of mid here. scared him off. awwww. i should have waited longer. b site. careful.
33:43 i thought i had, that was nice. how did neither of them die? that was my assist. sorry, i didn't know that was you. you should have said nice try instead of saying that was my assist. i didn't know that none of them died. you know the office literally the same damage as the deal. the deal so basically buying the office just buying glasses. i don't know if that's true. it's like a $4,000 pair of glasses. hope it was worth it bro. ouch. now they got me.
34:33 thoughts pory? what? yep i knew it was dumb in the oh i shot him i shot his head one more please rank me up you ranked me up what the hell man we should never lose i cannot rank up if you lose it is fucked up so it's like the seventh time i said one more and i've been met with silence every single time oh no i just assumed you're gonna send it regardless
35:25 we gotta do like the name game. my name is ryan. i'm here to say i love this company. i came to play. bring the boom. that's what we do. okay, wait, wait. we've gone to aj and big justice then. corey corey bo bori banana fanta for 40 fee five bo corey. corey kate kate bo bate banana fanta for fate. bo bo bate?
36:06 i'm a boobie? that's a damn name game. they should be afraid. i'm starting to get the maps. i'm starting to understand the maps. oh my god, read his name, ryan. i can't, i have all names turned off. oh. is his name a reference to me? i can kind of read. or both.
36:39 like big luck at the end or something? no, that's uh i can read sekai which is like the world and then the last two is daikami which is like big god i guess. the god. hear me out here guys let's throw one garage smoke go down secret. oh shit i thought my game crashed. we can try. no one ever goes secret first round. yeah we got jill valentine on our fucking team. but i think this isn't a second um kanji i think that's
37:13 mandarin i have never seen that before joaquin phoenix had an illustrious career in his most famous quote always be bombing those children, bro he didn't say that shit that was in the movie. he was the home video from brazil. he was watching he didn't say that shit. good kill. he did say it. never mind. it's been a while since i've seen science again. i mean, i'm content with it. we did our job kory. i'm watching vent
38:00 i'm thinking i might try to get the bomb. one guy was in heaven. who had the bomb? that makes sense. where was he? yeah, he's at the top of the ladder. oh... maybe you can slow play. slow play pistol round. they would never expect it. whoa! i didn't expect that. twin! twin! there's a door! there's a door! he went through that door. losing that round hurts. same plan. it's our voice. this time i have bombs so we go outside.
38:54 sure. i got my pp bison guys. you could throw me a smoke, kordie. i think i know where to shoot the second one too. oh, fuck. it went through you so far. that's alright. don't quote me on that second one, but i think there's a chance. there's a guy behind red. garage, garage. i didn't have my gun out. right side of red. it's on silo. let's give it a try. one of my smokes got fucked up, man. right there. right there. yeah, blue got the pick. oh, they hit vent. they think maybe you're going lower. behind me!
39:57 jesus christ. so outside behind you as well. that was almost right. that was almost way. i'm open to ideas with arms. okay. too heavy that time. i'm sorry. both smoke bed confirmed smokes really bad. one lower ramp.
41:06 i really thought i had him. i dropped the ak behind him. oh my god! two outside. yeah, we're gonna have to make a play elsewhere. i was like sleeping up there for some reason. 68 and 1? how the hell did i do that? damn. what do you think, igl? something ramp guy? uh, we could just like rush ramp. there was one ramp. maybe they're only playing one ramp. let's do it. let's do it. because they're like, all they do is go outside. yeah. you gotta throw one smoke though, right?
41:51 you would say that. no, i'd never say throw it. flash our whole team. thanks teammate, i can't see shit. that was me. that was you. one help, one help. we're in, b. i'm playing. one single, single, single. shoot him, shoot him. big plays. kind of insane that that firefight lasted as long as it did. correct. yeah, i don't know how. on double. that's our teammate.
42:32 went vent as well. quickie! good kill. control. control. we're going to do this. we fucking live. just run to the end, kate, run to the end! aw! you pulled your gun out. i don't think i i only hit 11 hp. i think if you get to the end there, you're fine.
43:10 really? i fucking did it man, we fucking did it. i had 11 hp though. same plan this time, i will smoke outside just to trick him. i smoked last night. love that. two smokes, it's like kory's lunch break out here. ramp pick. good shit. i have bomb. holy cow! vent. vent.
44:12 how does that not kill? how does that not kill? they killed me single. big squeaky, double squeaky. one coming ramp. that's tough. that's a tough one. whatever, plant money. trying to be stealthy but. i thought we might have had it. counter terrorist technical time out. you know what i'm learning about every adult that plays this video game?
45:00 they're like, yeah, i got time. oh shit. fucking oh, wait, i just need a minute. sorry guys. my bad y'all. i don't have money for awp. sorry guys. oh shit. i forgot. i got to slice all the onions for my pico de gallo tonight. shit. can we just get it like a two minute time out really quick? damn. oh fuck. i forgot mom asked me to caramelize the onions for our french onion soup and that shit takes like eight hours.
45:39 motherfucker, man. why is everything about onions right now? i'm fucking hungry, dude. that's why. this dude's gonna bite you with onions like an apple, man. he wants the chili crab. i want the chili crab. chili crab. excuse me. i want the chili crab. give me my chili crab, chili crab, chili crab. i want the chili crab. i want my chili crab. oh my gosh. i want my chili crab, chili crab, chili crab. you're saying that making me sneezy. you're allergic to bullshit is what you're telling me. that's right. that's right, man.
46:09 and let me tell you, i've been feeling a little stuffy lately. wait, this type of shit's going. getting on my last nerve. oh, damn. oh, they got the free sprays. they're like the shit they hit them with the at the fifa world cup. the major, the free spray. oh, you know when they go there on the ground, they go, oh, let me make those calls for you.
46:43 can i tell you something? i've been redeeming all these points that i saved for many occasions. and for petsmart, i had like 250 bucks saved up. like the points, loyalty points. and i said, you know what? and i got a whole bunch of cat wet food. so my cats are gonna be eating good for a long time.
47:07 and all for free, dude. all for free. i'm gonna use my big waist shirts to get a free taro slush. that's my plan for father's day gift. what am i doing? what am i doing? why am i doing this? don't shoot me in the head. turn about as fair play. kate, you got the bomb? kate has bomb. one was outside, so he might be coming secret, right? chilling a big squeaky. i could go for some fucking wet food right now.
47:48 there's a lake of stew and a whiskey too. you can paddle all about it in a big canoe on the big rock candy mountain. i will get what he says through the door. did you see that shit? where'd your spray go? your spray disappeared. oh no, someone disconnected again. oh my god. in the big rock candy mountain, you never change your socks.
48:16 and there's a bunch of fucking wizards and one really big warlock. what is this? the sandwiches are all homemade but the cookies are store bought. and there's vanilla and strawberry chocolate too. you can paddle on a powdery little baconoo in the big red. red. he said red. outside. oh shit, behind me.
48:44 it's not a debuff to you, but it is a debuff to everybody else in the call for sure. there's one at the bottom of the ramp. we're cooked boys. yeah. yeah, this one's a wash. we will cry like babies before we die. i believe in jill. oh! damn! that's actually crazy. i went down to the river to pray. talking about them good. you know, corey, sing along with me.
49:35 you guys learned this one? i just wanna fly. watch out what you want. you know, i heard that song without the without the yeah, without the rap part, it didn't sound right. yeah. i can burn a winter sky so high. i can burn a winter sky so high. no, did you confuse yourself? yeah.
50:11 i mean, what did he think was gonna happen, man? this close to being awesome. it was awesome. like, he probably should have died earlier, but... you mean op some? op some. because i gotta use op. everything is op some. were you op ing outside? everything is op some when kate's on your team. everything is op some. demon block, wishlist steam. there's always a dude russian outside.
50:44 oh, that's the beast! outside is clear. there's one ramp, and he got me. but jill valentine cleaned up for it. motherfucker, man. kate's shins. uh, they're fighting somebody's power shins. oh my god! my heart! no, no, no, he's still hot. moving back towards the back left of sight now. thoughts? thoughts, boys? thoughts? thoughts? it's tough. i'll play this one now.
51:44 go through hut, which is that sign that says a. yeah, slow walk and then as soon as you breach that wall of the hut, look in that left corner. i think he's behind the box there. like 90 degrees here. oh my god. he was peeping at a giant angle it turns out. probably some of the worst advice i could have possibly given you, so frankly. that's okay. you're still my lao sha. that's right. i'm going psycho b. i'm rushing ramp. love that. there's only been one on ramp.
52:20 oh, thank you. you're the da lao shong. that's right. da lao shong. that's it. nobody's here? watch hell, i guess? yeah, i'm watching hell. kate's got bomb. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. they're in the corner! they're in the corner! guys, come on. i tenderized him. i just didn't want to take an unnecessary peek. one ramp.
53:22 big choice. big choice. wait, we can actually do this. sometimes, like, i feel like the eco rounds are better than the regular rounds. when i'm fucked up, that's the real me. yeah, it is. can someone buy me a gun? alright. the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil! the galil
54:10 let me smoke it off. oh, that was i had bomb god damn it. why did i do that? someone's lower rep rep one hut i smoke off a ramp oh my god, he appeared he literally spawned on top of we can still win this oh he's better than me better than me it was hell with the scout helter scouter. oh shit good fucking kill. yeah
55:04 jill's cracked. she's cracked bro, she's got 29 hp. i fear no man. i love that. i drank two white monsters so i know it's right when i say he's playing like a third. dropping aks like crazy. throw that in the trash. now we could go outside. we've been doing so well on the hunt.
55:50 not hot, but lost. what up with squeaky? they're saying we have a... he doesn't bounce every time, it's crazy. mini? oh my god. oh, chris is going. alright. i was so confused for a split second. the fuck is making that noise in the call?
56:36 jump scare jump scare. somebody's gotta take care of the angels i don't know, i think i've had one monster energy drink in my entire life. really? i have never drank a single monster energy drink however, if i were to get sponsored by it, i will drink it every day. i drank like four red bulls in two days at a media event once and that's it. bro, we can go secret social media
57:10 i'm coming outside to go see them. the smokes might dissipate by the time you get there. yeah with you around. there's outside one peeking outside. oh fuck. what the fuck? where was he? where is he? what's going on? talk to me. i don't know. good job garage, but dead. why is the window open bro? don't do me like this. motherfucker man! caiman behind you. we got this.
58:00 oh shit. close that door. oh, what? nice try. nice try. nice try. do you see the news where there is a mosquito? it's giving the virus, making your brain swelling up. yeah, we got encephalitis carrying mosquitoes now in vancouver.
58:31 let me say it man, it ain't one thing and it's a fucking other dude. finally. imagine ryan's head getting bigger. i know bro. ken griffey jr. had one episode of the simpsons. they got a pick up brain. the talk gets off bob. yeah. matt and leanne can say it goes. ken griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. you strike me as barry simpson's color.
59:02 yeah, definitely. dude, it was on every night we ate dinner. sorry, blue. sorry. sorry, blue. the one that you could hate at you. you blow his ass up? nah, he's chilling. dropped his vape though. you did a lot of shit that round. you think that's a big round away for this one? fucking homer. ozzy in the straw.
59:44 yep. yep. i mean, i'm cut from the same fucking cloth, man. hut! fast hut. big hut. big hut. god damn it. we fucking stole it. i stole it. what does my gun say, chet? what does my gun say? dude! this is always wussy pussy. you can't say that! sweet! they don't like using it.
1:00:29 this boy's got an arsehole and he don't like using it. one's on silo. dropping down a mini. outside shit. oh shit! oh my god i almost shot you, ryan. i was wondering what was going on there. motherfucker. ryan this is... oh shit i... i think they went down. motherfucker man. ryan, what's this? oh. like here? and then here. oh they know we're coming?
1:01:12 good trade, w trade, kate. down, down. sorry, kate, yeah, they're lower. they're lower. you go to your right down the stairs. gen z up in the mini. i like that. gen z up in the mini. itty bitty money in an amp. itty bitty money in an amp. all right, ryan. all right, clear comms.
1:01:45 where is it? she can do it. she fucking did it. she got a kid. she got a kid. she did it. well, okay she took the kid from my dead body. can i say that? she's so smart. she let her husband buy her a kit. mvp orson welles staco poi for buying kit. wow for me?
1:02:11 there's no like good job cape but it's like she got the kit from my dead body! she brings the poo! that's what she do! what she did does not count! she took the kits! i like that one. that was my kit! alright. i took a poo! that's what i do. i'm sorry we'll trade it jill. i don't know where the fuck they are. have we seen them? no. no. i'm sure i have not seen them. they're coming down the ramp.
1:03:05 oops. oops. nice. damn dude perfect. did you see that bottle? no, i didn't. that dude must have been on dude perfect. dude perfect. you guys see the new dude perfect video? dude perfect. they hit a 360 double bottle flip on the billiard table. from the trampoline. i think it was first try too bro. world's biggest basketball ball drive bro.
1:03:38 you haven't seen it? those op got jammed sideways like it's the suez canal. pick it up. go ahead and grab it. and they got a second op. nice job, corey. my comfort angle. he's pinging the bomb. that's kate. it's kate. kate's pinging the bomb. let me get shot from silo. i thought the last one was opting close to spawn but i hear him. he's on the roof, i think, silo.
1:04:37 he's coming this way. got him. anyone wants on the off? i got it for you. who got you that off? ryan. oh shit, ryan has one. what is mine? i can't. i bought it two rounds ago. i threw out the damn receipt. you're never gonna get a return now, man. you never gonna be able to return it. unless it's costco. did you buy it at costco?
1:05:15 then they're saying some shit like it's got to come back to exactly the same fucking location bro i bought this shit when i was traveling another one outside. yeah i'm kind of the resurrection and i am alive. oh, i got killed these love blue boxes outside doing some crazy shit whoa teammate deserve that for baiting
1:05:55 let's go. you got me crazy shot. crazy shot. i'm so hungry. in the morning, i'm making waffles. imagine. trek. that's the whole google. oh, that's a shrek thing in the morning. i'm gonna get waffles. this ain't my comfort angle. there's some people outside. they went across.
1:06:47 did they already get down? poor you could have killed that guy faster. mogged. really not? heaven? i'm heaven. what the fuck? a, a! they're planting on a. oh they did. oh there's nobody left alive. oh it's b. no it's b. what the fuck? what the hell? it's b but there's a guy. what the fuck? that was weird as fuck. there were two at a i believe.
1:07:21 that was so straight corey fucking passed me fuck me on the highway, and i'm flipping you off. what the fuck he's driving churlish. i know that pisses you off i have no one will ever pass me man i saw outside yeah did they make a pass any idea no one silo oh?
1:08:03 oh, i shouldn't have double peeked. that's crazy. one silo would op. i'm pit maneuvering kory's car and it's literally like it's rolling over but it's accelerating as it's rolling over, defying the laws of physics. like as it rolls, it's rolling even faster and faster. and then the camera switches to like the internal dash cam and he's going, whoa, whoa, whoa. it's like his drink is spilling and shit like that. he's on a. last one a.
1:08:55 where abouts a who's just on site there and i'm like, you're right. i think out to your left again he was to the right but no no clue now, right? you gotta go quick you need me ramp with the xm we're talking
1:09:33 buy the kit ryan, buy the kit oh shit i'm gonna be a different man in like six months speaking chinese, sitting down to pee, buying diffuses kind of exciting, exciting opportunity to buy early nothing, eh flash outside? do we have nobody ramped this time? no, i ran through ramp, yeah oh, okay, okay i hear him plomping on top of silas yeah, outside yep they were moving towards secret
1:10:25 nice. just like that. lemon squeezy easy peasy. level 10. no man no. level nine. nine. nine. nine. nine. silver elite master. damn. what does that mean? you're one away from gold bro.
1:10:55 is that what that means? they're saying he's the first 40 year old to be gold in counter strike. everybody else is already global elite. age monking. age monking.