it's dust day (Counter-Strike 2)
Northernlion2026-06-07Counter-Strike 2
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guys getting changed midstream? odaw changes are not allowed during competitive matchmaking guys. i wish this video would stop popping up. i don't want to watch it, man. how'd i do? what's my key to push the tuck? do you have to push the tuck? i have push the tuck on. i have it on my one of my mouse buttons. yeah, mouse mouse five. left mouse would be so fucking funny though. it's x by default.
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x is crazy testing every scene grok lately. no did not hear that mission bump up the michael. i have noticed i'm a little quiet nothing's changed my perspective how about now, how do i sound now you're too loud for sure? how about now how do i sound? ah
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you guys wanna try long? they're doing something. i don't know the key. they're doing something. i don't know what it is, but they're doing something. what a shot. long. they killed corey long.
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he got him, he got him. last one was ct. ct blue, watch. use microphone. behind you kate. mouse 4. behind you ryan. never mind. mogs. what the heck is mouse 4? like a ghost. one of your thumb buttons on your mouse. oh it's back button. nice. it was just a little... i just saw a pickle was crying man.
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2:27
nice job bro, this is my normal voice. oh my god, these fucking kids. they sound different every time, man. it's like christopher nolan movies. we got tom hardy on the damn squad. i don't hear the in game chat, the voice. oh, you might have all comms disabled. they smoked b. there's one tunnel? yeah, one tunnel. he's super big. holy cow, corey. what? he's got the loud shoes on. he's wearing clogs.
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3:10
oh, good shot kate just want to be happy thank you, yeah, bro bro should have got the nike weatherman's in spawn. they're only a hundred bucks, bro i wouldn't worry about these fellas
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3:41
corey repeats everything they say over comms anyway. no, he doesn't. that's what he said. yeah. we're smart at all time. we rush. oh shit. never mind. it's the greatest smoke in history, man. i'm a cat. we run this. i don't know why i'm doing this. oh, with usp? last one's cat. yeah. adhd. that's pretty fair.
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4:45
i tried to get out of the way of a guy shooting at me and my teammate was like on my feet. there is a teammate moving different for sure. i couldn't move. he's walking spanish down the hall. we were him and me. yep. blast myself long, killed all my momentum. bro gave me the bomb. oops. fucking smorked off lower tunnels. go cat, kill them all. i did that. bro bought a negev. oh gate, double gate, big door.
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5:36
bomb at the door. you got bomb behind? behind you guys in the cat. what? dude, our yellow is kind of sick with it. he deserved it. he deserved it. he deserved it. fucking goofy. get the bomb, you dingus. he stopped mid. he's right there. i should not have gotten mvp. that doesn't make any sense. i love this game. corey, look. damn, that looks right.
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6:24
one cost? three awpers no fucking shot, do we really? i mean i'm one of them hell, i'm the poor bastard that shot him you know what i'm talking about? there's an awper long someone's rotating the ct now alright i'm freaking i hate ak, i hate ak ooh, that was loud bro! under you a beast! you have the bomb, you have the bomb! oh my god
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7:11
crazy. and he sprayed on that shit. damn, damn. that was awesome. can you buy me a gun, please? you want one? i can get you. yeah. of course i got you. thank you. oh, how did that not get a kill? wow. it left a little bit of blood on the damn car. ooh. did they ever run out on a bullet? i'm feeling it, man. behind us, maybe? one's rushing you long doors. careful.
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he got the collateral too. there's a million things i haven't done. just you wait. what a shot, kory. it went behind, didn't it? bait together. oh, it's out there. that's really bad. yeah, bait your teammate. get him. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. love this pinch. big pinch. big pinching.
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8:45
okay, yeah, don't shoot. did he not push? he grabbed the bomb. he went back. that's fine. right on the knife. i love when you get shots. sorry, go ahead. would you go watch hamilton with me when they play next year? corey knows all the words. corey's actually he's playing hercules mulligan in the travel. i could see him as hercules.
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9:19
wait there were two left? holy shit dude! the beast! i'm gonna clutch that easy so whatever. i like these guys honestly i kind of like these guys. nah you can't buy off of them. you clutched the hamilton. it's crazy that there's been two collabs in this game already. triple collabs yeah free for all. i'm out long for no reason.
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you know what? i will make your long reason. ooh, one more cat. we have to watch behind us, ryan. let's go, let's go, let's go. wait, there's a person behind us. i can't spectate that guy. what happened? he's got some stickers on his gun there. oh, what a shot. nice, nice.
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10:50
yeah, just tuck into that corner. i don't like that my teammate and he's long, he's long, he's long! oh shit, i saw him! oh my god, oh my god! he clatted you. oh my god, why was he right behind me? you got no time, right? does he have time? does he have a diffuser kit then? oh man. oh my god.
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i don't know why bro lined up next to you. you were there first. he only knows goose. i got some horrible news for him. he hasn't seen the movie yet. three collapse, man. ryan, can you buy me gun? no sweat. check this out. did it work? thank you. i forgot the button to toss it. i know the button to pick it up. you know what i'm saying?
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11:52
flash was too good oh it just means you didn't flash anyone but yourself calm down dude daddy's here he's goose hold on fucking daddy man he's dead he was goose break the name for car huge drop them ct i don't have i don't have bomb bomb
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you just say lovely momo by killing enemy purple i don't understand what the thing the things that you said his mic is mike fucking peeked my just you what's my name man? he's getting all excited to cross me
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13:02
let's do it. oh shit. oh my god. all right. well, it happens. he had a better gun. well, he had a shotty. i should have not gone out. honestly, i should have flashed and then went out. no, i should have all come out.
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then we trade instead of both dying. once long. no, i think if you said instead of both going out instead of you said he has a shotgun. i think that would have helped. but he might have not seen it. well, yeah, he killed me in one. come on. but it shows you after you die.
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i feel like the pollen is going crazy. my nose is so itchy and like a bit sneezing and like, i think someone dc'd. you're absolutely right. i'm worried about this guy man. it's probably like the second day of summer vacation. so it's like the greatest day of all time. how do i disable all the voice come chat?
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it's in your tab menu if you right click. tab, right click, and then above the kill feed on the sorry, the scoreboard on the top right. alright. c'mon man. don't be churlish. kay, don't unmute. don't unmute. he's trying to sexually harass. corey. i like that. he is a sexy guy. mmm. gunshot.
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15:03
oh, one more b bomb's down on me. oh, jesus! i'm just gonna mute him in advance. well played, paul! well played! i've disabled all voice communications. you don't need to relay his messages, that's alright. i'm not gonna relay anything. why, why?
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i hope the whole team went that way. yes, my brothers. oh, that was a fucking crazy kick. i'm with you, kory. what a shot. what a motherfucking shot, bro. oh, awp at the door at the gate. got a shotty. i've got the fucking bomb, bro. these doors! oh my god! probably flashed.
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holy crap. no, no, no, no. i think i pooped myself. you know double door smoke, kory? what do you mean double door smoke? you've been smoking like every round, right? yeah, yeah, the mid to mid smoke. yeah. hit that and then run, kat. i believe. it's my shit, man. beautiful. i'll be first man out, kat.
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watch long. holy shit. holy shit. all person here. oh, there's another oh, he got us. i thought our opera got him. whoa. well, flash. i think cat. no long. no cat. yeah, you watch that way. we hold on this. they won't know what hit him. whenever you're holding until all right right now you got to come in here. let's make a play. i'll get a pick long. grenade on the car across.
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oh, i almost made it. i don't know how you live that long. yeah, it's a nice shot. oh, nothing you could have done. honestly, nothing you could have done. how do i underhand the grenades? that's all right. or you can do the swaggiest of all, which is both mouse buttons at the same time for a medium throw. is that real? i swear it to you. yep.
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there is a mid throw. i've never done it. i don't know what mid throw is. all i do is do it. middle throw? oh, we got bombs. bomb dropped. long. crazy smoke. damn, they rushed the fuck out of long, man. there's one on site. fellas, there's one on site. there's one on our a site. last one's a site. okay, i'm not fucking. i hear him. oh! what the fuck? with my guns. if it was any other gun, i would have had it. yeah, 20 wins this. this is 20 wins this.
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it is weird that my partner anniversary, my partner's partner anniversary, and my partner's anniversary with my partner are so close together. that is really weird. it's crazy. sometimes i don't know what kind of reaction that you want from me. any reaction is a good reaction. once you go, whoop! yeah!
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i hear cat. is anyone looking at long? i'm a beast. all right. i was literally about to blow your head off. here's brother. i'll spray to that. how do i spray? t button. i got no spray. yeah, you have to uncrate them. i have uncrated them. i think after you uncrate them, you have to google a tutorial about how to equip them.
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sounds like b tunnels. bomb dropped at b. alright, he's literally... he has negative 8 hp. nice kill, nice kill. alright, alright! i love you on p7. corey, you are so lucky. you were gonna shoot me again? don't ever get this girl a gun. she's gonna kill everybody. she does enough damage just with her hands. did you see, apparently there was a teddy bear that had ai in it? what does that mean?
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ryan are you okay? did you guys hear that there was a teddy bear with the ai in it and then the ai had no filter and the children asked where the gun is in the house and then they would just tell them. yeah our boys ran b like psychos so it's not b. that sounds like megan 3.
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there once was a team that came too long. i think that these boys just had the bomb. then i shot them with my gun. they've gone on home too long. yeah, they're mid. mid b? cat? cat, mid and cat, yeah. push and cat? are they rotating instead? gotta peek now and then. do you think rainbow could tell us where we are? oh, b? they're b, they're b. last guy b half health. i hear him. oh, he's on site? i got an idea.
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wait till he plants the fuse in this one. it was all teamwork. it was all teamwork. where's the high five? you're so toxic, man! pros flipping all the vancouver drivers. not all of them, just the bad ones. i'm so scared for you, man. there's gonna be like a mug shot of you and then you're just flipping. this man is wanted for churlish, discourteous behavior on the streets of vancouver.
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you're like flipping like 80 year old dudes. they should learn how to draw. oh shit! cleaning up mid. one bullet at a time. one cat. bomb drop that cat. abandoning long for some cheap u kill damage. to injure your teammates? top mid. i'm watching the guy that tell kate. mid doors. so you're singing the new eyelids song. it's me!
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it's me. island's got a new song. i thought they broke up like i let i let i let it back. the new song is it's me. top top made sorry sequel to the singer ross song. it's you. he was top made last guy. i'm not rushing. i'm just gonna stay long with my third play. don't need the rush. we got bomb right? yeah. swag. like he shot you.
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i'm rich. alright, don't brag. oh damn! loser! i did feel like i just like pointed at my teammate. i thought it was you. you are a loser, teammate! his bomb dropped at mid? yeah, looks like top mid. i just smoked b. cat cat cat cat! aw, i'm stupid.
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watch this. you win these. come on out. playa. last is, they're on b. they're on b. okay. dave brown. jot his femoral artery. oh my god, corey's going off. oh, window, window. is he right there? scaffold. he's scaffold. nice try, nice try.
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i did vote no this time. imagine me saying yes though. imagine? i've done that before by accident. oh okay, i said no. thank you chat. i knew you had my back on that one chat. dude, i honestly want to say yes just for the clips, you know what i'm saying? for the youtube clips. i'm literally top fragging.
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yeah, but that's why it's more funny. that is true. it would have been a great clip. and then me just saying like, whoops, i forgot the f1 was not f2. there's one long, but i ruined his life with my superior firepower. superior firepower. is that what happens in the man's urinal? yes, sir. i destroyed that guy in the urinal. usually doesn't go like that for me. cat, is that cat? yeah, cat.
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ooh, that's the one that i assisted. i softened them up for you. thank you. that was our teammate died lower tunnel. both mid, both mid, both mid going through mid doors right now. you go either site. i'm going to guess they're going to be, i'm going to do the long flank to upper tons or as i call them, opera tons. they're going to be saying some shit. what's he doing? i spawned. yeah, they're on b. they're on b. i'm making sound for you, ryan. love that.
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you got it. yeah, you gotta go nice. he's buying car car. let's go. where is it? you got it. you got it. geez. i scared when you guys started looking at his gun. damn. damn 120 corey. no, i know kate. that was didn't spike at all either.
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i'm just regretting that i did not let you get kicked. that would have been a great clip. that would have gone crazy on the shorts channel. it would have been like 2026 highlight. and i'm like, who is orson? who's orson? that's not ryan. oh shit, dead hand terminal.
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oh man, fuck, corey got the fucking dead end terminal motherfucker. fuck, open, open, open. i wanted to change my esteem name today, i just didn't get a chance. i'm gonna be vern edqvist, glenn gould's piano tuner from 32 short films about glenn gould. dude, i just thought of something amazing. if the esports, if the best cs player
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is jacked and handsome. i think the esports will go even bigger, you know what i'm saying? cuz they would get like a female audience. yeah. have you seen flom? he caked up man. not just, you know, strong bot but handsome and strong bot. yeah, reliable. like vancouver dance style. runs errands.
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maybe like 90 minutes on a peloton every morning while also watching cinema learning a second language. for real. does the riz now and then? i wasn't gonna kill your teammate. i wasn't gonna kill your teammate until you killed me. i thought knife was one shot. to the back. right click to the back is a one tapper. ahh, it's the... not the... damn, holding the gun sideways. damn, kory cleaning the blood off.
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not only a caught, what do you think guys? they're pretty good be spawn. you rush. you rush first man out. no pussy. what? hold w i said, bomb away. relax bombers not coming. fuck it. we go anyway. he's coming. he's coming. he's coming. i got slowed down through the smoke through. jesus. i think it was a bad idea. basically couldn't have a good.
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i don't know if i have a good feeling about this one. he's stabbing the guy in the head. i mean, we got triple headshot in like three seconds. yeah. not a great start. let's go long, neil. don't they have the... not the awp, but then the shitty version of that? they could have the scout, yeah. yeah, but i'm never going to get hit again. i don't think this is how it went down. i feel like i got hit in the spine by four bullets from my teammate. one sight, one elevator or ct.
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oh, purple the beast. you got 2v1 guys, you got this. he's on wicker. nice. damn, that's a gun man. dude, is it? why do they keep giving me the bomb? i think they're sexist. you guys want to go long again? it's because you are the bomb. oh, i see. one's mid. how is he not dead?
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where? behind boxes on site. i think you got him. kill me. holy shit. it was a different one. slumped. cat, he's amazing. he's still good. good shooting. my god, there were two of them. i'm stealing corey's fucked up costume. i could have done it, man. i could have done it. i don't, it just punished me, i think. i'm stealing corey's fucked up costume. and we dropped the dude perfect flash too.
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dude perfect flash i had that guy dead to rights and missed every fucking shot man do you think when dan comes back are you gonna let him play cs with you? absolutely. absolutely. or are you gonna be like go warm up a little bit? i have horrible news. we're the shitter lot. yeah, but he is shittiest er. i actually think like if he could just chill out on the inspects he'd be okay. nice job, corey.
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it's mid. like i've been watching him. i'm coming for you. if he could not plant and then open a case while guarding the bomb, i think he would be up there. i'm gonna turn around. i'm gonna flash. goose. my god. fucking scared. should we just rotate and go b? i'll be your teammate. your teammate is long with an op about to get a bunch of picks. that might be all a. yeah, i think you can go long and plant, kate.
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oh ct. oh come on. you got him. alright i'm locked in. freaking ak. i guess you gotta hate him to love him. you know what i'm saying? i hate aks. i got 27 damage. he's the joker, baby. nobody likes the bomb in this game, huh? i don't mind having the bomb. they're always dropping it.
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oh, chicken bites for tomo and ryuka. that'll be perfect because they are getting their teeth cleaned right now. yes, sir. they were hella mad this morning. they were. they were like, where the fuck is the food? ow! goose? that's gotta be car. might be both though. i'm trying to ult the smoke away. he's doing it. landfill's, it's landfill drinking the beer. oh fuck. okay, i'll beat tons of beasts for you. whoa! that was awesome. let's just rotate b, yeah.
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check car, clear. it's clear man, seems clear. only one left anyway. imagine how clean my cast teeth will be though. he did have op. it was just that easy. all right. that was a great kill. had nothing to do with timing either. you know how there's a way to measure the size, like how long your dick is by looking at your finger? excuse me? i have horrible news for you. that's not real. that's not real.
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i was about to say i got really long fingers. you know what that means, fellas. here's what i'll say though. so do i. so you should have known that didn't hold up to scientific rigor. everyone's leaving me hanging on that one. i thought it was pretty good. my bad, y'all. aa is clear. go ahead p250 franklin. that ain't a gun. that's a turtle.
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love that. you know what? i got an awp. yes! who is to say? you dropped an ak. awp is better for you. one, two, two, two, i am cross. two cross b. three. are you cross b? yeah. long, be careful. long. whoa!
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come on, you gotta have that. you got this, pit boss. one for another. foxes, nice. boy, your crosshairs op. well, because now you actually have follow recoil, you might actually be able to know where you're shooting. yeah, exactly. which does help guys like us. shoot him again, his soul's still dancing. come at me. can i save? yeah, why not? looking, looking. it's like george clooney on his satellite.
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trying to find some like, you know weapon silos and shit. is that in oh brother we're off though? no, siriana i think. babel. i don't get it. sorry boys. george clooney has a satellite that he uses. i think he was using it to spy on liberace or whatever. gaddafi. liberace? let's go, let's go! oh fuck my mouse just died.
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oh my smoke failed. i got you playing, check this out. i'm going with you ryan, they crossed back to a. cover me, i'm coming out, i'm coming out. oh shit, they're right there. ahhh, i got sandwiched. they're coming, um, the door, the door. confirmed, not taking out my flash. door, door, door! shouldn't have peeked, that's my bad. good shit, good shit. alright, nice try, nice try.
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i felt like fuka with that call out. fuka? personna. personna. personna. i thought you were saying french and mandarin. nah, nah. fuka is french and mandarin? it's fuuu you. fuuu you? i think. penisonaaaaa! oh, fa you. fa you. oh, okay. oh, oh, oh. our bomb guy was a little confused for there. what, like a bomb guy?
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much for mid push we're going long drop the play along they're they're rotating through ct bomb dropped behind you i got it box box damn cori this crosshair is crazy everyone's clowning on you for the crosshair it's actually
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it's like every siesta is worst nightmare, but i'm not a trained siesta so it helps me know what the fuck is happening. we're gonna let him know. is it card crosshair? it is unc crosshair, yeah. it's bouncing around like crazy. one cross, two cross, three cross! damn, kate, you gotta fucking pick on the cross! yeah, man. one swim back, eh?
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i'm young. that's true. i'm young and feisty. no f**king fear. one year. where the hell is the damn bomb? did kate have the bomb? no, it's light blue. it's, it's, uh, oh wait, you got it. yeah, yeah, don't put that in your mouth. so let's just plant. i'm having your mouse die halfway through a match sucks. x marks the spot, buddy. i got, oh!
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did the gun skin go lower? is it cheaper now? air market right now. buyer's paradise. because when i looked at my gun skins that were like 500 bucks, they were now 200 bucks. oh really? yeah. that's a scam. no but i sold my uh one of my expensive gun skins so i think i got profit. love that. okay, kade has the bomb with an awp. they're on save.
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i hear them behind those guys. let's look at the cat. plant that beast, i got you covered. you see me drop the greatest flash of all time though? two flash assists. bated one cat. second up, x box. he got me, but he's x box. you got it, kate. what?! damn, damn. he's eating the shit out of that youtube. how did i miss that?
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i tried to shoot my own teammate there. can someone pick up my gun? i'm sorry, i ran away from the bomb. i don't understand how i missed. chad, play that in slow mo. run it back, run it back, we need slow mo. oh shit. damn, damn, the oppler. how did he get so many ops? he spent all his fucking money, i don't know. he's on xbox, y'all. opper, he's on xbox.
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opera, you gotta shoot him. he's on xbox, man. behind us. fucking bucket, man. nobody's going like, wow, kate. you're going beast mode? what? i saw him right there though! long? last one, long. coming up, kat. oh.
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sorry, it wasn't long but it's cat. yep. got me. did you see i went lefty flip because i was holding with my right shoulder? interesting idea, right? interesting idea. i'm dominating them.
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i don't mind using it. you know they sound like snow or not snow. sinno. sinno. yeah, yeah, it's got a little sinno to it. lower sinno's voice by like two pitch and then it's perfect. this boy's got an arm soul and you don't mind using it. you're more like irish. oh some b. all b? yep. bbb. i'm already in the tunnels.
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changing the mouse has fucked me up you gotta put some double a's in that beast? nooo i have another mouse it's different and changing it to a two way really sucks one deagle one freaking no that's resin man maybe i should have bought the double pistol you know what i'm saying i always go nah man i gotta get dual burettas and then i get dual burettas and miss every shot i just go
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holy cow, what was that? that's me shooting my dual durettos. his mic fucking broke. yeah. i think they're doing some mid stuff is my guess. yeah, i hear him top mid. i hear people at cat! bunch of cat! all cat? yep. damn, word travels fast. good turn. oh my god, oh my god, thank you ryan. i put some damage downfield! ah, you guys load my ammo! no ammo in your gun!
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no, there was no ammo! well, you heard him just go, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. you did use all your ammo to do that. i got three kills and put damage on four individuals. i'm taking no losses. smoke a lot of lead on the first. if only that shotgun was not like one box shot at a time. they have thrown so many flashes long. i've had it all in my head too. you took lots of steps long. oh, ryan! guys, shoot them the last 100, they were long!
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oh my god! yeah. oh, that was a crazy shot. i actually don't know where the last one is, but... i should have killed him. did we see bomb? i mean, i saw five of them. that's the last guy. korya, i have a request. what's up? can you go back to a and get my gun? what was it? op. the op. the op. the... what's it? it's my favorite gun, the chameleon. the aug. aug. aug.
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he's worried about that. there you go. your teammate got it. fucker. they have to plant it and be the teammate got your odd cake. oh, they did. can you can you tell them i want it? no, they don't. they don't have it. they just gave it up for the m4. oh, like pretons tons tons will be in tons. wait, great angle.
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honestly, he got eggs. what? i mean, i don't want to say i did 92 damage on that fucker is literally purple's fault. he came along with me. i got a triple. he couldn't finish the last dude off. like get a life, dude. i did 92 damage on that fucker. he was literally one tapper. i had a cat tail in my face. oh, if it ain't one thing, it's another with you, man. you're starting to get on my damn nerds.
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i like that on my nerds is my nerds nards to as your steps long cat good shooting holy shit. oh bad shooting last as long. i'll be your teammate kate. oh smoking. i'm smoking weed he said i have balm keanu
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bomb dropped at a. there's a bomb on the bus. where you ever see speed? nah. it's actually great. it's an elevated action movie. i prefer to do speed. yeah. w corey. corey, when you're in your 40s it's not called speed, it's called adderall. black coffee. oh my god. no way! i did 50 to that guy!
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what was our teammate doing? they literally turned their cheats off. like our teammates. i liked it better when they had their cheats on. guys, don't worry. i got my always wussy pussy. yes. this boy's got an arsehole. he's not afraid to use it. this boy's got an arsehole? they're in there, ryan. they're fucked up. they smoked the fucking corner? they smoked your ass. one's pushing. good kill, kory. good kill. i got 67 hp. some top mid.
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oh, there's one there! never mind, long, long. oh good, i bought whoa! flashed. i can't believe he's not dead. why? i can't believe he's not dead. oh shit. here we go. this couldn't go wrong. this couldn't go wrong. here we go with the stat track and everything. oh no, no. he's already been dinked. takes a while to spin this beast off. oh shit! oh! okay! i'm never gonna know where he is. he's saving.
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how expensive is this gun anyway? it's like $1,700. oh my god, the 97 to the guy. i'm actually... so many damage, not enough to kill. three games in a row. putting on a clinic out there. move it, son! what inspires someone not to move with a starter round, man?
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58:49
obviously they're smoking. weeee. not that useful at long, eh, but nobody pushing yet. i do hear one. fuck it, i'll take those odds. yeah, yeah, long. they ain't gonna know what hit them, bro. are they out long? yeah, one is. well, another one is. they're pushing out, they're pushing back. no, they're not. witch gun. got him. oh shit, this could be awesome. oh god, there's one in spawn? i honestly didn't realize it was 2v2. i thought it was still like 5v4.
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59:40
oh shit, they fucking planted? that was very reminiscent of the deagle play the other day. it's like, come on rush me. 69?! i did 69?! you need me on long. you need me on long with the xm. he's got a long xm. he's not afraid to use it. shit's satellite though.
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1:00:13
wavelength's probably short as fuck or maybe long as fuck. i don't know they probably travel a little longer. yeah, gotta do some action long. let's get him bunched up in the fucking tunnel. four in the tunnel, four in the tunnel. only out of pistol. oh! still on top man, god damn it. scared the fuck out of me. holy fuck. come on, come on.
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1:01:06
all right, we got it this round. this is the one. one nade in that tunnel. it could have been the first nade triple kill man. steps long again, corey. yep, i can't see. motherfucker, if it ain't one thing, it's a fucking other man. good shit, good shit. arm dropped. one left, i'll be your teammate. throwing fire. watch behind, kane, yeah. he made it, it's top mid.
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1:02:05
he made is peeping the entrance to long doors. it looks clean could be operate could be top mid no, no, no ripples cleared it that's a big one now they're gonna be like he's always long with the xm. he's a beast we can't go that way and then i'm in the beat tons with the fucking i
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1:02:34
bazooka. boom! boom! bazooka. how come i don't get to have a bazooka? where's my bazooka? joe's got it. chewing gum, joe. one came out long. more long. util b. sounds like they're going... maybe cat as well? look at that cat right now. cat. util cat. leaping through the tunnels. it killed me in the tunnels.
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1:03:17
upper tons or lower tons? upper tons. bomb dropped? oh shit. mid? i think? what? let's b. i also saw the bomb on the map. that was weird. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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1:04:19
i want to be rich. wish granted. it's just that easy game. we should try the two core. one wish per lifetime. i got wishes too, you know. but your wish... my wish is that i get a triple kill long. there's you till long, bitch fucking fear me. you think you're any different? flash is long.
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1:05:00
i'm fucking ready come on come on you motherfucker he sees guys cat be my guest cat or mid i don't think they're long y'all he died he died on my screen they're long long bombs long i'll be your teammate cape i'm smoking i'm craving a cigarette or a cigar right now i don't like the movie maria antoinette i thought it was a one star i have a an axe to grind with kirsten dunst for some reason
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1:06:00
where's that? i'm gonna go around. don't peek. he doesn't have time to play it. he doesn't have time to play it. just chill. 6400 that round stuff. corey, i think oh, no, you pass purple ages ago in adr. w decoy, upper top mid. imagine if they tried b1.
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1:07:11
i know. there's an opera on car. oh, long doors car. there's an opera ending for on long. ain't out yet though. they're out. they're out. oh my god. what a shot. damn. damn. fuck up the cross smoke. good shit guys. good shit.
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1:08:15
it's true, chibby, the xm fucking bars. i'm honestly staking my fucking claim. it might be the best gun in this stupid fucking game. nah, man. i ain't taking that. we got like, we got three snipers on the team. i'm putting the shotgun down long. maybe they're gonna go do this time. i thought, honestly, i thought it was a possibility. nobody on car. oh, they did some util b. util b?
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1:08:52
it's be w comms i'm going into the lower tunnels. i feel like a colonoscopy camera. good shot. you heard him. yes. back left back left. nice shooting. we go to ot. let's go. great tie me at the men's store.
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1:09:41
does your chat know about something big happening next week? what? i don't even know about something big happening next week. your front page? no, no. next week, the empress. the empress game coming out next week, monday. you have just said a comment that was on like 1500 extremely annoying messages in my discord. oh no. in your discord? yeah. i mean, everywhere else i don't really look, but in my discord i see it.
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1:10:13
i've been trying to curtail the game suggestions for like, i don't know, 15 years or whatever now. people literally, they do the, um, the, what's her name? dw from arthur. they do the thing like that. it's not going to stop me cause i don't know how to read. you know what i'm talking about with this arthur reference? no, i do not. you know about the aardvark? yeah, arthur the aardvark. nah, never heard of it.
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1:10:42
not the fist one. that one's really common as well. dust 2! i feel like that's all we played today. i loved dust 2, man. no, we did the other one. i know, we did nuke. we didn't.