Listen to those birdies sing (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 i was deep on a site with no angles really. and somehow i got sniped from like cat or maid or something. okay, come on, man. purple is freaking out. you could look at the match. you could download the match, look at his pov if you wanted for content. yeah, but what am i gonna do? i'm ass. this is like louis debrusque trying to tell if something's a goal or a no goal. i'm gonna look at it and be like, that's definitely cheating.
0:34 at my level of gameplay, he could just be picking up on some signals that i'm ignorant to, to be honest. four hours react. what's that video they were saying? me alone, a ramp? me alone, a ramp? me alone, green say me alone ramp. is this going to get me in trouble? green, green, what's your problem? green, what is your problem? me say alone ramp. me say alone ramp.
1:16 okay, okay, okay, okay, that's awesome. i don't know the video. was it me alone, a ramp? just, okay, it's called, it's called green me say alone ramp. green me say alone ramp. dude, let's play mirage again. i know the smoke. green me say alone ramp.
1:47 oh, fuck. oh no. oh no. what's your problem? what is your problem? messiah. like flimsy key caps everywhere. the key caps flying are so insane, man. and he looks
2:19 he looks like so calm when he says like green, what's your problem? but there was a fire burning behind his eyes man. shit. let's do this. a, a shit. sorry they did ping day. let's do it man. roger that man. a let's do it. all flash everyone.
3:02 you fucking brick. god damn it. it was an accident. it was an accident. oh, no, no, no. i really thought i had them. god is my witness. last one stairs. what's tetris? by the way, it's a great time for me to know what the right to the right to the right of stairs. so it's like tetris gap stairs. tetris sandwich stairs sandwich. that makes perfect sense.
3:45 31 that's not too bad. damn. i'm gonna flash and then i see the flash bounce off the wall and hit me in the face. that one's done because it wasn't even a bugle flash. i got a window smoke and then we can split to be. shit, i'm talking, i'm talking. listen to my igl bro. we're gonna win this one. fuck. are you smoking connector? yellow. nice man. i'll go apartment side.
4:24 yeah, okay, yellow's got a con smoke, one's cat. i don't know if that's helpful information. i'll watch market. two left, huh? look at this sneaky little, this is a sneaky link right here. they got no chance. apps. corey, the mp7 demon. damn! mp7's a crazy good gun. yeah, when you use it. justin's a fucking nightmare with it too. same plan. i learned all my shit.
5:29 i'm saying yes in game. it's crazy. you would you would they want to go at t side? yeah, let's do this purple. i got flash. one stairs. one burn to death jungle. ctct. we run these streets. we literally run these streets. justin, tell me that ask that ak is worse than the galil. let me show you. i'll demonstrate it for you right now. 100% 100% look at this first off has got more kills than any gun in history has ever had.
6:40 oh shit, oh shit, they know the smoke too. hopefully i hit it, they kind of panicked me. i think i got a deagle. wait, do i have to mute it? oh, you're so real for that. no, i don't. one of them's been talking. they killed me apartments. oh, literally. one's in the smoke on cat. if that nade hit the other side of the door jamb and bounced into the dude though, that would have been a legendary nade. it's not my fault. this fucking, i don't know, slovenia architecture doesn't react the same way bob villas would.
7:31 not clearing that smoke. that's why i always drop a molly in the smoke just to make sure. smart honestly. start doing that. this could be slovenia bro. i don't know. i've seen every part of the vienna. yes. those might have been two windows smokes. i hope not. no, no, no. because you threw him from different spots. nope. there's no connector smoke. he's looking at me. don't look at me. i throw the window smoke broke. w corey. i'll flash him.
8:28 connector, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat
9:24 say in all chat that corey's avatar is scary. free conversation starter. come on. through the smoke connector, the double kill through the smoke collector. collector. damn good. look at that. we did the bottle flip challenge though. did you see that? yeah, i see that. damn. good try. good try. nice try. nice try. we lock in now. wasn't the galil's fault. i'll tell you that much.
10:24 i gotta stop crossing my legs, man. i gotta buy, honestly, reason i'm so bad at counter strike today, i need a footrest. if i had a footrest so i could sit ergonomically, like with my spine straight up, i think i would, at least i'm getting plus 20 adr. is your desk too high? yeah, confirming that. one day i got a sit stand, i can lower it and raise it one stairs. that is, that's the benefit for sure. i mean, i can lower it so low. one i put in heaven.
11:00 that's the galil difference right there, i got mine. i could sit up like this, then lower myself to there. dude, that might be the play. and then i gotta raise my arms up. that's way too high, holy shit. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. this might be it, bro. this might be it. and then i've taken all the weight has been taken on my shoulder to enable me to more thoroughly aim via the elbow. hi, jiro. very early again, my buddy.
12:03 jiro wrote the saddest song. window? cat? showed it to a kitty at school today. jiro where did we go wrong? the leel difference literally juggled his gun like eddie in tekken. he used to make me smile when i was... that's the first time i've seen my profile photo today. nice.
12:36 my name is jiro and i dream of sushi. his name is jiro. yes. the best looking food is eaten. the worst looking food can stay in the can. jiro, baby, where does that leave you? you know what i'm talking about? bell and sebastian. i'm really focused on throwing that smoke, sorry. i'm fucking with sebastian. i don't give a fuck about bell, bro. damn. through the smoke? come on, bro.
13:12 fuck it, i'll entry frag. i've been killed. i got shot in the back of the head. yep, me too. you got shot in the back of the head by the same guy. that's a crazy angle apparently. i mean, i don't know. this dude was playing the back rooms. like he was only seeing like a knee of someone and then running in the other direction. i think we should smoke window and then do a split push to b. window split push to b. cat ass. cat ass, that's right. looks like they're all going a. fuck it, we still throw this to bait it.
14:10 flash to it. hey crazy who who said that who fucking said that? oh fuck tried to pull out you till for some reason why did i vote for mirage man? we got to play dust too. i'm sick of mirage i just like it cuz of the smoke line up makes me feel like i'm useful even when we're getting our asses beat i didn't see him. it was him on the dudes the dude on the stairs it was just a little head peeping peeking out him and i'm standing six eight, huh? oh
15:04 album literally goes hard. sometimes if i really want to boogie, i'll just put on the instrumental piano track from seeing other people. charlie brown type shit. that one i don't know.
15:31 one in palace you got me with that one kory. i don't know what that one is manifestation of an old phenomena he's getting revenge lost choreography the gene kelly you didn't know it's a deer catastrophe book. oh damn. i wasn't really a deer catastrophe waitress guy. oh
16:03 i think the first balance of action album i had. how did he not die? he got 54 and 2 but i shot him in the face. i did think you shot him in the face. on my screen i shot him in the face. this would be a huge round though. i tuned in right when that dude said 9 11 wasn't that bad. in his defense he wasn't alive. he was negative 5 years old and he didn't say it wasn't that bad. he said, oh a bunch of people died. you did say oh.
16:37 i honestly, i mean, i'm not gonna argue with someone's lived experience. i think he was kind of flippant about losing a couple middle school years to covid, bro. like he might have been playing video games, but at the same time, those are very important years for social development. i think we baited them on mid. it's actually a huge decoy. yeah. shit, they're gonna be coming on the flank, but you guys got sight so it don't matter. never mind, you've been killed. no, i don't. jungle. he's to your left. damn, bro was distressed. well, he saw him and then turned around.
17:19 we planted bombs in this bitch. good half, good half. the guy 15 and 6 on the other team says good half. rose said, what is io3? isn't that like a blog about cell phones or something? i have not crossed my... i'm not making a joke. i'm asking a question. also, i didn't cross my legs. i crossed my ankles below my chair. it's probably gonna be b. i would plus two that assessment. i think it's probably gonna be b.
18:12 that's our decoy. one mid. one was slow walking up mid. oh fuck, he owned my ass. holy shit. he dead. watch this, kory. i'm watching. they're planting on b. we out here. this is why you buy a frag. bombs in deep. type b. oh, don't do that. that one's stung. nice poba. that one's stung. the ninth poba on their team owning us. it's gonna be nova armor, i'm afraid. i'm not buying anything. maybe an incendiary.
19:18 i'm just gonna nova heaven, it's probably gonna work. 7 11, i can make that work. okay, they're out ramp. i'm not blaming the teammates who are chatters. we got three dudes in a, how are we losing ramp that quick? we're supposed to have each other's backs, man. that's all right, this is why you got corey on the spot. that was literally just gun defense, nothing you could do.
20:12 good thing he damn, man. damn. look at all that swag. guys, i've lost all confidence in the team. we need to win this round. we need to win this round fucking stat. nova again, huh? i mean, of course, we had three dudes, a. i got shot in the back when i was on heaven. like this, do you understand? i have a cause for alarm right now. four coming. they flashed over a, right? hacker voice.
21:02 kory, i'm going kory mode they're calling it. i'm in their base killing their dudes. i hear them stepping outside ramp. probably rotating. we rotated. bro, we're all rotating. learn some astronomy. i think it's a fake rotate. on b. what the fuck? we won the, we fucking won the round bro. we did. and i did 10 times more damage than i took. that's the real, that's the real shit. that's fucking huge. i don't know what our dude on a was doing.
22:09 or on b, i mean. i was gonna say, you talking about me sitting with a shotgun in their base? no, i didn't say a damn thing. the purple? i don't remember who it was. one mid. four mid. four mid. yeah, huge. huge. the mid is the freest kills that have ever been there. look at that. bottom mid. come on, yellow man. you gotta get this. you gotta get this.
23:05 op could go hard. you saying i should stop spending all my money every single time? yeah, connector. oh, shit. dude, we're bringing it back. we're bringing it back. i don't know how i didn't die. one big round would go fucking crazy, man. corey, buy me op? i can't afford it, man. you have a shotgun again. chad, if this was a strategy game, how would i punish them for not smoking connector? i would purchase an op and then stand.
23:58 right there and get a bunch of kills. same fight. maybe aps. they had at least two cap. okay, he's just... you guys are going crazy over there? faded one in the window. damn bro. where the fuck is your gun? nice. i'd like my steak au poivre please. steak au poivre. can you take this away and bring me the steak au poivre? what is steak au poivre? steak in a peppercorn sauce. is that the french word for peppercorn?
24:49 it's the french whiffer pepper, yeah. it's pretty fucking good, honestly. cracked plov? french food goes crazy when you don't have somebody on keto telling you it's a little rich. none, mid. apps? apps, yeah. check this shit out. them one of those. damn, damn! boss choreography.
25:36 literally the only thing i know about dear catastrophe waitress is the song that goes, dear catastrophe waitress, dear catastrophe waitress. did he hit you with the full can of coke? it's no joke. your face is bleeding. oh damn. soon be leaked. michael mcdonald. i fucked hard with that album for a while.
26:07 you're one of those motherfuckers that thinks tiger milk is better than if you're feeling sinister? no, absolutely not. it's literally not, so i hope not. no, no, no. if you're feeling sinister is a classic for sure. they're on a? i'm literally amazing. i did two in one with the awp, it's so crazy. wait, how is that even possible? i guess he got hit for 998. oh, you killed oh, i see, you killed him. that's fucking funny, man. man.
26:53 whatever got mine. i thought that was a guy already. i got home booking duck off a window because they hip fire a kb headshot bro. what the fuck to cat? w kill kory. w kill. w kill good trade juggle this body a little too. oops. honestly if he was close peak last cat. wait we fucking pulled it back bro.
27:55 who's we? i literally got a kill last round, by the way. they don't smoke connector, bro. we are on the other side of us usually being ass. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. they don't smoke connector. we shoot them when they walk up cat. it's that easy. he's pointing b. is he gonna go b? he is. okay. not my germs. two top mid again. get a smoked connector. he's in window. he killed three of us. we just ran by him.
28:54 jungle, he did the jump i guess. last was jungle, i think. keep using an american vpn and now i'm getting adult diaper ads? i don't think that's because you are using an american ip address, man. i think it's because they know you're a vpn purchaser. i think they got you pegged. and that's why he needs the diapers. precisely, yes. yeti, if you keep type a ing, i mean, the bubble shield is already it's a, bro. it's a, bro.
29:50 it's gonna be a problem, let me just put it that way. w flash, it looked like he took a picture, like a freeze frame. yeah. my god, it's literally gonna work. it almost works. nice try, nice try. 11 is all they get, man. i feel like this is the round where i pop off with the op.
30:28 let's go. i love it. 1115 could be better. it is it's demoralizing like being like i'm getting pretty good and then like looking at my stats and then observing the person who's last alive and being like wow this person fucking sucks and then looking at their stats and being like no way they're way better than i am. type shit. oh, one more cat. we hold right there. we're on ladder. hold right there top mid.
31:17 my germs nice. two drowns, huge round. bro, i faded three of them there. damn, slumped. damn. and anyway, you know what you do? try to score a field goal. flashing a, flashing a, smoking a. i saw a head a, maybe it was a grenade. no, i think it was a head. shots a, heaven.
32:30 yeah, he came down. good shit bro. good shit. you got a fucking kill. let's go. if you almost did some damage without one sandwich sandwich. he jumped in. he fucking jumped into your gun. i knew he was going to do that. that's why i waited there. i had a lot of damage. not killing anybody. you guys let me get two kills this round. wait yet. he's back pistol shots ring out. i'm a raj a site. i've been watching apartments from the upper hall.
33:20 i hear it my teammate call out in a pool of blood. my god, they planted bomb! shots mid. beautiful. the world just lost another hulkamaniac on cat. they're in connector. oh, you got him? holy cow. there's one more mid for sure. oh, on b? where the fuck is the guy on b, man? what are you watching? kory, that's literally a tier 3 sub. also somebody shot at me from heaven. that's the tier 3 sub?
34:09 then everybody rotated to me. well, you sounded very distressed, to be fair. i got killed. he's ramped. yeah, one ramp. heaven. oh no, not heaven. beautiful. down, down, down. you're listening to stream, aren't you? we win those. mvp for defusing the bomb. oh! we win those, bro. we win those.
34:48 that was a tight one. it fucking would go crazy to smoke out of a curved wooden pipe on stream man. fucking win around and then go like and then say some shit. you know what i'm talking about? like say some shit. have some steak au poivre. 5k then smoke a big cigar. no i think corey cover your ears. i think cigars are kind of like old hat. i don't think
35:27 wait, i never this shit happened last time we were in the discord and we were talking about cigars too. someone i said i don't think they look cool and then they showed me a picture of a man that i thought looked perhaps less cool than almost any other man i've ever seen. they said, oh yeah tell me this isn't cool. it's always like a fat guy in a suit smoking a cigar and they're like, oh this isn't cool? and then he pulls the cigar out and his teeth are fucking like orange from like holding the cigar in his mouth all day.
35:56 your stream avatar is a fat guy in a suit who smokes cigars. that's orson welles, bro. you can copy his body shape, but you can't copy his fucking, i don't know, his stako aura. this isn't going to be a surprise to you. pipe smoke does smell really fucking good. yeah. that's what i'm thinking every time. every time i'm downtown, i'm like, man, it smells a little bit like
36:24 like, male cat piss down here. wonder what they're smoking. that's the wrong stuff. that's the wrong stuff. i ain't talking about crack pipes. smoking the shit that makes me swear at everybody that walks by me. yeah, those pipes are made of glass. that's true. you think anybody's ever made like a tobacco pipe out of glass, walking around with like a doohickey? i always thought it'd be funny to kind of like bomb tobacco. yeah, yeah, yeah. that would be insane.
37:04 it's my smoke break. that would be really fucking funny. holy shit. on like the bench where everyone smokes a cigarette and you come out with a bomb and just start hitting tobacco. pull out a hookah and start playing. that's fucking awesome. damn, they don't want to play dust or mirage. i don't want to play mirage. that's for fuck's sake. i love dust, man.
37:39 yeah, they're like the shit says for tobacco use only, bro. it's probably gonna have to be my last one. yeah, yeah, that's fair. you guys are playing the outlast trials. outlast trials, never played it. i don't know what i'm gonna do. i might just play more cs, but people are begging for me to play the newest pick three roguelike. they're saying it's been seven minutes since i played a pick three roguelike. what's the latest pick three roguelike? everything's crab, bro. i did play that.
38:16 we did a demo while back. not quite as good as the last caretaker. i'll say it so corey doesn't have to. well, i finished it. the content was pretty small in the demo. is it completely out now? no idea. to be honest, everybody's playing it. so i assume so. it's pretty fun. don't kill me. don't kill me. i was literally i had my back turned to him. i had my fucking back turned to him and he shot me with a silenced rifle. where are guys walking up to their spawn with an op?
38:55 i'm aim punch. i sprayed, i sprayed. huge. wait, did you get all the way into the fucking tom cruise sweep? yeah. oh yeah, i sprayed it in their spawn. you defaced l. ron hubbard's desk? you know what's a fucking big nightmare for me? we get a scientologist president and then like all these videos get scanned by palantir ai and it's like flagged as a hate crime because we're making fun of scientology. that's gonna ruin my fucking life, man. l. ron the goat though, honestly. yeah, l. ron my dude. you know there's a little bit of truth in every joke or whatever.
39:31 art is a fucking lie that makes us realize the truth, bro. no one is fucking long yet? the decoy long? one car. teammate shot you in the back of the head, my prince. was it? he's smoking cross in this. that was a great smoke. that was a great shot, holy fuck. corey, you're insane, man. long? he's crazy. he's gonna get a fucking ace. ace watch. ace confirmed. they would let me get that. they let me get that. i think he stood there to let you get an ace. yeah.
40:22 he let me get that. i don't know why. wct. wct we see you. same plan kory? double flash a? sure. yeah. i don't know if that actually means anything. i just said it. damn. oh, not your fault. not your fault. he's tagged. he's tagged. did we get the car guy? yeah. one was across. holy shit. holy shit. and we plant. and we plant. kory you fucking can say you have nine kills in the first two rounds. what the fuck man?
41:31 they're the best rounds, they're the best rounds man. yo same plan, they're gonna molly the doors but i'm gonna smoke it and we're gonna run through, they're never gonna see it coming. bet. okay, i'll flash. trust the process. i'll go first. fuck it, we go anyway. we take those. guys, i think they might have had the stream open. whatever, we fucking win those anyway. yes! they're all here.
42:25 they might have. okay, listen very carefully. we're going to do exactly the same thing. okay. they'll never expect it. cross. yes. that's a pretty crazy entry ride. fucking stream snipers, man. tunnels. literally, he's in window. can you get past? i was surprised too. two tunnel. corey's got this.
43:37 never a doubt in my fucking mind. never a doubt in my fucking mind, man. i don't know what's happening. fuck it, you earned it. do whatever you want. oh, true, i can definitely buy. rose 15 and 1, round 5. they literally don't even know if you're bad at the game, stream sniping is a debuff because you just funnel yourself to where we kill you. two crossed. one came back.
44:24 motherfucker. one loves to play car. keep talking. my goat, my goat. i've received the bomb. i got very scared there. i got very very scared there. oh and then we just hold man. you watching cat? yeah i'm watching cat. i don't know why they said i killed him through the smoke. i did not kill him through the smoke. i'm getting the fuck out of here i'm scared. how safe are you in pit? uh, very.
45:22 oh no, oh no. kind of a down round for corey there. only two. two kills took six damage. i fucked up my shots too, dude did not look at kat at all. l corey guys. it's the game of my life. pouring honey on you goat. i do have recoil follow on yeah. sorry, stole your ace.
46:13 smoke didn't land. oh one on cat by bomb the doors we that's it's alright it's doors, it's alright. it's alright you killed kory you bastards honestly, he was feeling himself if you're 17 and one you have permission to walk the bomb up cat solo i
46:48 who can tell you know, who could tell you know? it's like why does wayne gretzky have a coach bro? he's wayne gretzky. he knew a personal chef, personal trainer. sure. long. longer. i don't peak. yeah. playtime jacques. most sure who lows holiday. bang a movie. i'm afraid haven't seen it.
47:32 that was our guy dying. i thought that was them. i was like, what the hell? i love jacques pepin. i need health insurance and a local economy that's not based on amazon packages, man. yeah, buddy. chill out. i'm laughing too much now. how about lip service? one xbox? still? i don't know. he's smoked. that's a good ass question, to be honest with you. damn, purple's going crazy. oh, fuck. he owned me. mid.
48:26 made horrible angle on my apartment. it's actually crazy to roll six oh t side first on dust it feels fucking awesome we run the street tiniest crosshair i've ever seen it is one pixel we run these streets he's got a savior get out of here
49:16 i have fiyero no, man. i'd like some work. oh, what the fuck? the thing goes crap. how do you do that? how do you shoot at the beginning of the round? green your avatar is freaking me out. he's thinking of you. men are meant to go bald that young. kory, you got bombed just so you know. my kin. sorry. whatever, he's beast mode.
50:10 ct? he's fucking beast mode bro. they know you queued together? wait is that true? one cat y'all. cat's dead. four kills? damn man, four kills! green be honest, are you smurfing? only for smurfette. oh shit. i'm smurfing for right now. i'm smurfing right now.
51:14 smurfette kind of the lola bunny of the gargamel universe. gargamel crazy. there's two. one's close at the barrel. get out of there frog. you killed mid boy. i did. i did indeed. one's running mid. sorry, dead sea cat with a bomb. xbox. that was pretty good. nice kill. here we go b. let's do it. go b. go smart. the rare b plant for us. i can flash out. you got it.
52:23 you got a plan? yeah, just stay tucked there. that's like such a strong spot. this guy's saving. no shot. fuck it. shot. he's there. i don't give a fuck man. i'm out of here. let's go.
53:06 there's no someone in chat said you can live from that spot if you crouch. i don't buy it. i don't fucking buy it man. thank you. the us military man. i'm supplying arms to everybody. yes sir hoorah. i'm too slow on it, bro. you're shooting like brock don't sweat it. bro drop an ak to pick up a p90. fuck. that guy is kind of owning me though. one pad maybe confirming confirming your call of cat.
54:01 confirming that he owned me cat. i don't know what smoke is like. looks like it's from stranger things. they threw a bisexual smoke on the cross. oh, damn. they got around. dude, that's embarrassing. they put five guys on eight? here, frog. damn. it's only on a reco. there's an actual one.
54:52 i got a great line if we lose this one. yeah. yeah. they did. my god. why peak? why peak? why peak? i don't need to end up. i'm going back with the green. he's a beast. man, i died. you're all. they really said nine is all you get like the vikings in the 2024 draft. i'm a cardinals fan dude. don't remind me about st. louis or arizona.
55:44 fucked up. kyler murray was my number one qb in fantasy last year asked me how that went. motherfucker. nice try. nice try. nice try to yourself. thank you, sir. frog. i'm sorry. i got nothing left for you this time. skin is crazy too. is that mahogany?
56:24 i don't know shit about the cardinals man. i also have marvin harrison. fuck junior wish i had marvin harrison senior bro, but he probably wish he had paid in manning so, i mean we're all fucked is what i'm trying to say car coming ct it's like that coming ct. fuck it. i'm going lefty more for this round are free. i wish man oh, see the op. oh, they throw bomb down there. fuck. oh
57:10 yeah, yeah, i kind of deserve that one. cat with just doesn't feel right holding it left man. this doesn't feel right. nice try. nice try. there's no way the bomb is they can't find it. it's literally ct side it so i'm not sweating it.
57:58 green, i'm gonna need you to fucking lock in though. i love calling corey green. i know it's pretty funny. it feels good. it feels fucking awesome. i'm going to do chain mode. you guys seen the boondocks saints? you're about to. my mom doesn't let me watch tv growing up. probably the right call these days. she didn't let me see the light of day. you can't read it. i think they asked.
58:48 and ken. i heard them fucking all get shot too. let's do this jumps. i hear one behind you. oh shit. w comms corey. nice try. nice try. i did 55 and three. three of them. i didn't scream. that was my war call. it's nova time. oh shit. it's like you. yeah. shotgun rush.
59:50 guaranteed. frickin' nova time. they call me the long leopard cuz i'm a predator. yes, man. wait, no, man. where's mom? long? it's a fucking abattoir in there. suicide? yep, suicide with a scout. nice. they call me a predator? yes. wait. i love dust. no ebt this side.
1:00:52 i know. say no ebt. you did say no ebt. i went to a gas station yesterday to get a snack and i bought, i went to buy beef jerky. they're lurking long by the way. i went to buy beef jerky. 100, swear to god, not trying to reverse flex on you. pulled out the teriyaki beef stick. $6.99. i said fuck that, got a can of pringles instead. i'm sorry. jack links. i get it. it's made of like an animal, but like i'm not paying $6.99 for beef jerky.
1:01:31 when pringles are a block 49, bro. it's just not gonna happen. i have fallen off. it might be tons. it was a little kid. i don't need a big can of pringles for a snack. 98 and four? come on. i'm ready. i'm broke. you're literally rich man. you have an m4 and $3,500. i do have an m4. they bought me an m4. what flavor? barbecue bro. you know i had to give a quarter of them to my kid too.
1:02:31 of course, call it the kid text sour cream and onion. no, no too much powder on the fingers. i had some serious driving to do. flashes out b. i'll be. my god, i suck right now. two cross. nice, nice.
1:03:32 i got it guys. low key, i shot his gun so they thought it was a flash when you entered. it was actually like someone should clip that. now they know you're streaming. like i'm not taking away from what you did but also like could you have done it without me? people are asking. i sound like northernlion. i would say that's astute to be honest. i would say that i get that a lot. you sound a lot like northernlion. clear comms please.
1:04:15 no way dude, that's awesome. thank you so much. i swear to you look at my stats. i swear it to you last ones are long doors. i'm from vancouver
1:04:41 i do have to say it's possible that someone impersonating northernlion might know that. that is true. no fucking way, dude. i swear it to you. i'm not even trying to glaze. i've been a fan for a decade since you've been playing the original. really? yeah. i got horrible news for you. that was like 15 years ago. i'm not that old. i'm only like 12. long doors. i'm blushing right now actively. is that bad? no, i don't know. i think that's cool. that's how i'd feel if i met green in real life too.
1:05:15 by the way, are you a are you canucks fan? i am unfortunately. yeah. yeah i'm sure yellows loving this right? it's a big day for us though because the the wild lost yesterday yeah, fuck queen use i was gonna say could be worse, but i guess that's actually mathematically false. i
1:05:41 it's all right, we're gonna, well, you could fuck up. sometimes you pick seventh and then you pick the dude who wins rookie of the year and you're like, this is our new franchise center. so you pay him like $12 million. he can't hear the bomb. he can't hear the bomb. he can't hear the fucking sucks after anyway. yo, yo, can you just lose this round so i can enjoy this a little bit longer? yeah, i got you. no, no. it actually wears the guy though. long.
1:06:13 holy shit. nice try, nice try. my fault for not getting an ace. $1700. all right, now you really are broke. can i bother you for a gun? don't spend it all in one place, man. thank you. he's not very good. who is orson welles?
1:06:53 he directed a lot of movies such as citizen kane and was also famous for his radio drama war of the worlds. i don't think so. i don't think so. mogged. yes, ryan. mogged two long doors. mogged two of them. no need for all that. all right. i thought there was a second flash. that makes sense. that checks out. this freak. watch this. bated. gets slumped. corey, you defuse him. i'm going to spray his body. $5 on calum right now. loser. you are a loser.
1:07:56 just kidding. good game, good game. thank you for all of your kind words. i realized i wasn't talking. good game. thank you for all of your kind words. he's gone. it's kind of funny that he didn't realize it was you until like round like 15. dude, loki, i can't play with comms on. can i say something legit? i'm not complaining about my state in life. okay. why don't i have more subscribers when i'm this fucking famous?
1:08:37 i gotta i gotta leave. every fucking game i play people are like you're northernlion and i'm like what the fuck? i should have like 10 million subscribers or something. wait, you only have 5 million? i got like one and a quarter or something like it's oh, you're talking to youtube. yeah, i'm not complaining. i'm just saying like how does everyone know me if i don't have this many subscribers, man? it is weird actually like i've always i've thought that for a while. it took you a long time to get to a million, it doesn't make sense. mmm.
1:09:06 no, it's true man, it's true. it's true, librarian made me clip famous, that's true. librarian gave me more reach. i'm not saying they stole my popularity, they extended it, but it's like the extended they did. it doesn't capture the same kind of viewership, but that's fine. he'll drop 100 gifted now and then. that's been a while. that's been
1:09:36 alright kory have fun. alright. yeah. yeah good games. thanks later. i chat, i'm gonna go pee and i'm gonna keep playing counter strike. i'm gonna be playing counter strike the reason is um a i want to be on friday. we're doing gamble with your friends so we're doing some multiplayer content on friday and see monday's fucking deadass victoria day or whatever we started calling it in the trudeau administration up here. so i'm not gonna be live to play counter strike. i
1:10:04 librarians gifting 6, 7 subscriptions! what is this villager doing with the crafting table? that block is mine. what is that villager doing with the crafting table? is he... herobrine. what is this villager doing with the crafting table? is he... umm... anyway, be back in a minute. we're gonna play some more counter strike though.