who let unc AWP (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:01 big ass raindrops too. it was like being on the east coast again. i'm thinking it's got to be probably ramp some outside. i think they've made it look like they're going secret. look at this cheeky little fucking angle mate. the fuck they're at our spawn. they're planting a what the funk once again forgot i'm not on the fucking t side bro looking at t's going what are you guys doing down there? oh the shots were kind of crazy though. damn.
1:10 they should add a fucking like a double jump. you're absolutely right. or like for a thousand bucks, you could buy like one co2 canister to put in your shoes so you could jump from sight to heaven. okay. like if you threw it at your feet and then jumped on it, it would go like and take you to heaven. you want the rocket jump? yeah. yeah. just one. anyone want to cover outside?
1:48 afk's got it, don't worry. let's do this, green. travis. someone, silo. two lob. two lobby. slumped one mini. love that for you. ooh, on a, on a with bomb. doesn't matter. yeah, we lost lobby, man. that's crazy. 38 in one. i saw him get tapped though. that doesn't seem right to me. i saw he took five pellets in the guts. just doesn't... seems a little sus.
2:31 sussler adam they call him a damn adam sessler reference i give that reference a to her for morgan connects them all oh fuck bobby fast a day sorry kory the rest of our teammates. don't give a fuck if you get 3b, but i don't know why they're on a guess we're going through squeaky. oh
3:19 when did 5ks get so good at premiere? have you ever noticed that? corey, you got the rare dr. kevorkian kill. did you see that? no. assisted suicide type shit. oh, damn it. i've done 49 damage in three rounds. that's pretty good. corey's got 523 damage. where are they coming every round, corey? i want to get some util damage. i've seen them. i've seen them a. what channel did they use to make their entry into a? both.
4:05 i've been squeaky and un squeaky. one's out, hud. that'll help the damage counter. i'm on hud? yep, yep. should've switched to pistol. you can fucking see me, bro. let me out, let me out, let me out! dinked him. damn. damn, i'm fucking zooming. oh, oh. you're gonna shot from behind too. there's only one left, man. oh, never mind. oh, that's your guy shooting. what are you talking about?! i shot him in the damn solar plexus! it's not an op. well, yeah, it's round four. we're 0 3.
4:54 yeah, the tape here has gotten off. what the fuck? who the fuck is taper? yellow? yellow has off. 71 in one. oh, i did 100 damage but spread exactly between two different fellas. now we fucking pop off, man. damn, i didn't realize we're ct as well. that's fucked up. losing the first three rounds on ct is devastating. it's pretty bad. pretty bad.
5:39 aw man, t side gonna be tweaking off that decoy for sure. they're gonna be like, what? what are they doing? the humble head shotler. one by red. eyes are burning like i'm in a staring contest, man. that's obviously the dude i headshot. went down vent. squeaky. squeak slip. not bad. he's planting a. is he? he's planting b. damn, my hearing is fucking cracked, man. check this out.
6:55 i want a refund off that one. no damn that shit looks like a magic eye. i did spray an l on there on the east side truck. i love that. the princess pink loser. we're gonna get a kill this round. i didn't notice. 233 damage no kills. i literally have a head shot and i have 71 damage in one with the scout. our guy is pushing them outside. it's working. it's working. he's a god. it's part of his name actually. one on the ramp. more on the trophy side.
7:53 purple, let's push them together. yeah, let's do this together. like maybe let's throw some util at him and push him. i think that was last one here. yeah, that was last. in the lobs? lobby clear ish? one guy said... outside, silo. red locked outside. sheesh! jiro, what is the problem today? are you okay? been asking myself the same question, man. bro kind of fell off. his hand rolls have been like seriously lacking lately.
8:29 he's gotta be like 140 if he's still around. i think he's still alive. i mean when you're a brand you like never die. they won't let you. russell's real lucky. fast squeaky. shit, shit, shit. they're gonna be. let's go through ramp. you and me brother. don't shoot. can you comms me purple? he's still up up. he's coming down squeaky now.
9:25 yep, they're both like in through the single door. well, two of them aren't. well, we tried. we tried. you did. you got... how many kills that time? i got two kills. two kills that time. damn, purple. purple, you're really fucking it up, man. you're fucking it up for the rest of us. no pressure. no pressure, purple. you got 12,000 gold in your pocket, bro. you got 12,000 gil. buy some materia. he does have 12,000 gold. did he not buy anything?
10:04 rose literally he's probably chatting in stream right now. sorry. i got this ranked in ramp couple one less well that i saw him sneak back to the lobby coming back towards the lobby. yeah outside great outdoors, huh? i think they're under they're under the planting planting be double doors
10:58 check this out. they got plant. i love that looked like you were pointing it at the guy you killed. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah 100% bro he said doesn't know and i was holding up hidden body shots yeah doing something unholy pretty good sam neil
11:35 watching dragon ball broly. oh, oh, oh. silo jumpers. confirming your silo call. red box going secret he said. it might already be down. they are. pensive ass walk. i see you kory. someone watch a they said. we got a fella in hell. bomb's here so. oh he's single. 100%. w. w kory.
12:56 i'll be your teammate. your teammate is on vents looking at the bottom of the ladder to see if he comes from upper. okay. teammate is looking the other way on vents. he hears steps. they've grabbed bomb and killed you. does it matter? he's grabbed bomb and killed you. he's also killed. round one. round one. holy shit. w corey for the 4k. no reason to push him at all. greatest win of all time. this is how it should be. corey and me neck and neck at the top of the team. let's do this shit.
13:41 well madden. it doesn't matter if we win, you're just wasting money. did he say that? that's what i gotta say, yeah. youtube is the worst thing that's ever happened to video games, man. and fucking, i would know. nobody ever says, whoa, good job, we won the round. they just say, i wouldn't have done it. the gold graph is gonna look really bad on that one. out swagged one on trophy and also blew up his corpse with a grenade.
14:17 love that. put a frag grenade in his mouth and then made him bite down. i really thought i had him. i really thought i had him, man. where was he? he was outside at spawn. close to silo, but on the lower end. i'll be your teammate again. your teammate is looking at red box outside.
15:07 the level of first off, so that was a great kill on your part. but also, i kind of deserve it because i wanted to talk so bad. i really wanted to talk so bad, but i was like, don't do it. don't do it. let him focus. so if anything, that's kind of like as a gravity assist.
15:43 my god fast a five blame my teammate i blame my fucking teammate. yeah yellow you now you're down here doing nothing got mine all skill got mine. damn that was kind of playing with a 10 incher at least just look straight at the flash. that's an okay interesting idea this is the dude who got you killed
16:26 the dude holding the eye of horace. honestly, it's crazy that you move slower when you get shot. like if anything, i would be moving faster. i would be like, damn, get me out of there. i just got shot. you climbed up my ass on the ladder and slowed me down and then just left. like everybody rushed to a. it's a $300 m4 skin. yeah, whatever. i got like an $800 knife. i'm not good. the more you spend, the less you got.
16:59 you ever think about it that way? he might be the poorest motherfucker out there. some people are so broke all they have is money. type shit. outside, maybe? silo, for sure. two dead mini. what the fuck? oh, the planted bee, huh? i'm with you, corey. where are you popping out? oh, one more vent. last one near vent. he was right side vent. last guy. open the door! that's fucking crazy!
18:07 they are flaming that guy for sure. they are flaming that guy for sure. i was just standing there defusing the ball. i thought he was in the event. i was like, there's no way you could get there. must play igl. i guess b. ram. ram brush. ram brush. crazy. i'm not the last man out of spawn.
19:06 corey, i think i blew you up with a grenade. another one, hell. i thought i heard one. oh, one down. one down, b. what a ramp! why didn't we go down the ramp? we had the ramp! corey, you got the bomb player. i know, i know. i'm in heaven, i think. i'm your teammate's eyes. he's watching heaven. i'm hiding. he's nothing. he sees nothing. heaven. he's heaven. confirmed. your teammate has abandoned you. go hut.
20:03 good kill man, holy shit. i'll just do the ace and plant the bomb. damn, the ace planter? wait, we could fucking win this man. oh, you gotta buy a frag and throw it outside. that's the ticket. damn, bros 24 and 9.
20:31 i'm feeling this nuke today. i love nuke. i get so upset when people vote ban it for no reason and then we end up playing fucking anubis, bro. i have had the worst games of all time. one down miniature. fuck it, i'd win. yes, yes! let's go. damn, rare rebuy armor type situation. i literally think for my play style the galil is better.
21:15 it seems like over the ak. it seems to have the exact same accuracy. it does less damage, but that literally doesn't matter if you miss and it costs less money. so explain to me objectively how the ak is better. bam, one blue box left, like around there. fuck it. fuck it. i'm taking bomb secret, bro. got mine. i'm with you. huge. the hell was that? sounded like control. wasn't control. watch invent. steppers. i'm with you, king. one's on site.
22:15 above left rafter. yep. i'm dead shouldn't have peaked great grenade. oh shit motherfucker. that was a good in motherfucker good initiate man. yeah me all my gasps were fucking flabber, dude he gagged me with the grenade. no doubt about that. tell me i'll discombobulated purple purple give me one say uncle or i kill purple on this round right now rose on 20 adr
23:10 i missed. oh fuck. where was he? he's on this ping. he was right there. throw a decoy at him, freak him the fuck out. make him crap his pants. huge. nice. w peek. ah, i'm dead. bombs right in front of secret. you know where he got you from? there. there he is. you got him, you got him. anyone know where there is? you got him, you got him. okay, okay. i'm sorry. i'm fucking... you hear a guy behind you? behind you? behind you? above? motherfucker. w comms, kory?
24:05 bomb's secret? bomb's secret? yes, bomb is at secret stairs. really? cause it looks like it's in the middle of like the oh nevermind, i thought i had bomb. my bad. ignore me. the commler? could be on a hut. motherfucker man. motherfucker. he was in the one direction you didn't look. i hate that. i was gonna go chill lobby for like half a second. nah, i ain't the player. b ramp, he wants to do b ramp. what, who called it? who called it?
24:57 green maybe? green? fuck it, we trust them. six and thirteen. desperate times call for desperate measures. you pulled it way back. we're pushing. we kind of push them. damn, purple's insane at swapping guns. like, they've got some hours in the game for sure. oh, one's down. i didn't even see him, bro. yeah. his blue uniform blended in with the stainless steel pillar. what the fuck? are purple's good now? why would you?
25:49 he was on site near pillar bbb. no, no, no. he's healed. he's healing. bro, he's healing. he's healing. i didn't believe in any of that. i had no confidence whatsoever. very valuable round for sure. there's a vibe reset if nothing else.
26:55 he's dead ass. he's lucky. he's lucky that they didn't have mechanism. i would have taken mechanism situation and i would have remembered to use it for sure. that's 250 heal in an aoe bro. that's just no joke. fuck. he's pushing hobby. that was crazy. i had bombed to dammit. check this out. walter skip. no damage taken. all right. they're on econ two, i think. equa flash flash flash. i'm flushed.
27:49 good try. that round was fucked up. like angle checker here. ooh, what is that? does he have the little tag on his gun that says thug life? crazy, man. what does this play? still got the price tag on it. they're the moldy gloves. rose slumped on the roof like charles melton in may december. you see that one, corey? todd fields? no. good movie. good ass movie, man. crazy. crazy.
29:02 somebody picked us up the bomb. i can't buy your dead ass second most breaded man. we're all in the same boat here what do you think player? i'm broke one deeg season yeah, he's gonna he's gonna hold frame on the roof with the nigga could be worse purple's fucking afk he's probably hitting the bong bro. well, this is confidence 10 inches but open squeaky you're gonna hit you're gonna head shot. yep. i'm ready mini fuck. ah
30:04 literally hit a headshot, but he has two helmets on. let's go ramp. oh, motherfucker! that's tough. todd fields is tar. you're thinking of todd haynes? it's crazy how many of our best directors are named todd. i would not have expected it. who's the best director named kyle, man? kyle? do we have a peak director named kyle yet? did kyle gass help direct tenacious d? probably. wouldn't surprise me. i ain't kyle mooney. you guys haven't seen y2k.
30:47 you spruced up knucklehead the next day. did he just call me a spruced up knucklehead? he did say spruced up knucklehead. he wants to rush secret by the way. in this house... never mind, i'm dead. in this house, kory makes the calls because he's the only person on our team who's actually doing anything. so i'm 100% not listening to anybody whose name is just one of the primary colors. i'll tell you that for free. damn. got yours kory. so no one's gonna try to get bomb, huh? or did you drop bomb in like a place we can't get it? yeah, it's on the top of silo.
31:32 the bomb is on top of silo. oh shit, you can do this. they're on top of silo too. that's gonna be tough. was the enemy on silo? yeah. i believe one is silo. should be comm assist on that one. i don't know where he's going now. you're gonna save off? is that what's happening? might be the move honestly. oh shit, we fucking won bro! i like that kyle warr guy. oh i see, they decoy smoke.
32:22 i forgot about that guy. who? he directed in the mood for love. in the mood for monster energy drink. end of fallen angels. that's true. that's true. goat movie. it's no balls up. it's all right though. he tried. allegedly. they're on fire, y'all. y'all right there, purple? i got a reef on my op. they've opened squeaky. his soul left his body. trophy. trophy. oh my god. he only shoulder peeked me. he's good.
33:31 but headshot you, i don't really understand. some better eyes, it's that simple. i would like the wall, no, it's more of a corey thing to put the smoke in your mouth and then bite down. is there, even if he wins, is there anything more annoying than seeing that your teammate who's last alive has an op? you're like, you know this dude ain't going anywhere. he ain't gonna press the issue at all. get aced, bro. it is an ace, yeah. 1500 bucks in my pocket, man.
34:33 rich coming from you. let's just keep the conversation here on purple. he doesn't want that shit. we can go b. let's do it. one really good guy b maybe. i got a headshot pick on the guy who opened squeaky. fuck, fuck, fuck. good. how's it going over there y'all? not well, not great. he's dead. damn the fellas out hut. one's on hut. papa hut. they're calling it the best pizza place ever invented.
36:02 he's like above you. one's heaven and the guy just does not look around, man. just missed my flick. it would have caught him like right here. done a serpentine out through the top of his head. oh, that's rough. do we have money this round? $2,700 bro. no. oh, you can't solve it. you gotta buy. you gotta buy on this one though. that's true. $11,111 make a wish. i wish for us to win. i wish for purple to get the $1k damage total before the end of the match.
36:47 and then i wish that you give me a 4k this round because i spent my wish selflessly on another individual. wsmoke, wsmoke, kory. he went down, he went down. yellow made it down for sure. damn. i'm just gonna plant up here. huge. i'm watching mini. they're coming from ramp? and heaven? they got the one on ramp. ooh! good shit, guys.
37:56 way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way. m4 on the ground for someone he said. is it better than the one i already have? no, no, i don't know. no, no, it's not. both skinless. you gotta throw a grenade outside on this round. cuz if you get one pick it's over. do it, corey, do it. do it, do it. i don't wanna go outside cuz i don't wanna be off. throw a grenade over the blue to a garage and get a kill.
38:49 i don't know why we would smoke that but okay. so we can get down to secret bro. oh you want to go secret? i can't i can't find it once we smoked it though. i'm dead. i was just trying to help. i got one mini though. one left. okay, there's one left. oh he's on he's on in hut in hut. i've done damage to him. i've shot him in the penis. we fucking won t shyed nuke bro. let's go. w corey on that one for sure. w corey. and i sucked for like the last
39:30 six rounds, too. i mean, i was bad and purple was half as good as me. that's a scary fucking thought. you pulled it way back, though. i mean, if you just toss me an awp, i'll top frag. it's that simple. got a problem with fiscal responsibility, though, because i spend like rounds two through six just buying the most expensive shotgun i can afford. i got one more, amy, before i have to leave the stream a little bit early to make sure i make it to school for my daughter's thing. what's she doing today? she's got stuff going on.
40:03 okay, don't really want to you know unveil the whole school calendar live in front of thousands of people just wondering if it was like a performance or something. yeah. yeah, i don't really want to get like more specific about it for obvious reasons, you know a geats. yeah. mm hmm. mm hmm. damn i'm about to level up to but that two stars on my blue circle detention for biting. yes, you bit a teacher bit a teacher. i
40:48 yeah, that shit's on the arm news. yeah, it should be. well, it doesn't. the teacher is going to have their name out there, but due to the laws here, they can't name the kids. so i told her to get in a few more before she turns 18 based. yeah. and who's the, i don't know. i wasn't there. i'm getting it all secondhand. so i don't know. maybe the teacher was, maybe the teacher smelled like fried chicken or something. i don't know.
41:19 wait, did she actually bite her teacher? no, man. she's not actually. i'm not sure how far we're going with this. what's crazy is that you met my daughter like four times. yeah. you know that she could bite her teacher. you know that you at least it's possible that she's got the biter phenotype. so that's real. and i can't be mad at you for that. any kid is capable.
41:45 no, but she's more capable than most. but not all, for sure. i'm not even let's go. yeah, yeah, yeah. you look at the other team. other team. they got a lot of good ratings on their team. i did not want to play mirage again. inferno, i'm afraid. i mean, dust is up. look at their 10ks are twice as good. they play inferno. oh shit, they're fucked, bro! okay, we're gonna be doing t first. excuse me, i'm dying. cat aggro. phantom coughs. let's roll. it's the next plague of locusts.
42:32 oh shit. yeah. flag of bagels actually. flag of bagels. corey, you ever have manischewitz? the wine? or the wine or any... maybe the matzo. yeah, yeah definitely. probably had it all to be honest. is it as good as it looks? like a filter fish? no, it's not. well the wine anyway, the wine's terrible. what the... where we going? where we going squad? why is that... okay, alright well... alright squad, where we going?
43:21 i don't know. what do you want to be? i think yellow is afk, man. he's back. ah, they're going a. love that. love that. i flash you out, a. i get two picks. i smoke the cross. i plant the bomb. i defuse the bomb. easy, mbt. there's one. there's two. how long? ooh! he's on the fucking barrel. bugle smoke. okay, that's smart. that's my... i honestly thought i would use my bad smoke to my advantage, but he used it to his advantage. he was ct. i like the revolver that says help.
44:08 it's got to help carved into the handle. you see t still? what? he's on site going a. what the fuck does that mean? now you see t, man. trust me, don't listen to these other fools. look at that. these guys are dude, team karma's fucked. dude, listen to me. nobody else loves you, corey. only i love you. listen to me. follow the sound of my voice. it's already fucked.
44:42 why are you listening to them? listen to me. it's so funny. that's true. on site going a i didn't really clock how crazy that that call is. the other guy that seems like what the fuck are you talking about? i'm flashing over. why assume their cat bro? they're ct. they want to keep us from getting on the site. horrible smoke. we take advantage of that. some ct or he's got one categorically as well. he's dead.
45:36 catatouille, i mean that's a save. okay, cat. he nodded his head when he saw me. i think he recognized me. master chief. the galil is literally op, bro. it was a down nod. i know what that means. it means the fellas bald. flashing my teammate then getting a pick. where's that? he was on fire at the car. i didn't get him. someone got him, i think. okay. he's clear. the double crossler.
46:56 planting? yeah sure, block the plants, bob, bro. i'm planting, man. i'm planting. i'm the guy. thank you for dying so i can clutch. love that. even better. it stings more to get killed by your own gun. that's why you go m4 over ak. confidence is a huge part of counter strike. i just don't know how. i don't know if it's 100 or like 95%. it's one of the two though. we smoke it and go, guys. smoke it and go. ready?
47:59 oh no, i threw our bomb to an opera. how does that not kill? he should be dead. there's one coming. cat, be careful. he's been killed already. nevermind. disregard my comms. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. what is this guy doing? play at the bomb. oh shit. that was good, man. but how swag would it be if he got collateral through you? did you know you got killed by your teammate? yes. okay. he shot you in the right tricep.
48:50 we love entry frag offers. well, i'm just gonna get to suicide and then probably flash along and get to and then get killed by the last one and my ghost will plant that's what i'm thinking. that's what i'm calling this round one crossed two crossed we got to on be ourselves for an interested for an amazing reason. we got a smoke in our fucking hedgerow, bro i'm playing greedy as fuck one is on a
49:42 oh, i have bomb. okay, i'll go b. i'll go b. ooh, a big dog. well, i'm gonna win a for you. i think i saw the last one, ct. okay, guy just said a. yeah. i see his shoe. we literally got both sites just to prove that we fucking could. yep. corey's gone beast mode, man. because i'm hungry. it does help. a little hunger helps. and like one too many coffees.
50:42 so the caffeine is probably just finally entered three cross bro one cross back. how are you seeing this enough shooting? i don't have that kind of reaction time to be honest with you. i don't have a second flash. i'm fucked. i'm fucked. they're coming from long doors. be careful long door flank i must have picked up some motherfuckers extra, you know, i think i just bought four grenades that second flash is so important for me. oh my god, bro there with the mac 10 you could have owned that dude. oh
51:24 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. back to lumbridge. i hate when people say you gave them an ak. you know they sell it on both sides, bro. the fucking arms merchants are like, you know, they're neutral. they're a neutral party. do they? they fucking do, man. they have no scruples. fuck his life up, bro. good shot. holy fuck.
52:14 he's on the cross. one on sight as well. one on sight is dead. one on the cross is dead. yeah, they're both dead. lights clear. that was awesome. damn it. he's categorically. i fucked up my shots there. nice. ooh, double ops for the end. jesus to corey, don't cry. you can rely on your awper. everyone is a one shot gun. there's a gun down.
53:16 you'll stay alive just get behind your entry oper every gun is a burning sun just what i wanted to be smoked as a pushing cat that is the type of shit that you'd be into though, to be fair why did they smoke that, man? was that no, it was our guy who said smoke, right? probably you based on what i know about you but a shot it was an enemy smoke? okay i'm less than that, man
54:09 oh dude, he fucking shot the smoke out of the air. i'm bad! thank you for saving my life. that was just not a good round to be honest with you. it was not a good round. 1v1. don't worry, anime avatar has op and the bomb. i mean, he's got three kills man. he's 10 and 3. i think he's got a good chance. yeah. well, it should be 11 and 3. he killed me too. did he? i thought that was green. i might be wrong.
54:53 ooh. never gonna do it without your pheasant. they should put steely dan in for mvp music. can you imagine getting the last kill of an ace? it goes, breaking, no remorse. yep. imagine. i got an idea. my idea is that they're going to rush tunnels because we go a every time. so i'm going to take the bomb a.
55:32 crazy flash. i'm solo with bomb at b, my teammates been killed. from where? i'm at tunnels. i need help. thank you. thank you team. w team. we smoke this and then we go back. so they think we're going that way. it's called a ruse. one mid, one cat, mid cat. did you drop the bomb? yeah, i tried to throw it to our teammate coming through the door but bro said no thanks. the hell happened?
56:28 what the fuck? quick reaction time on that guy. i am the one! b side of ct is last. could be pushing now. are you gonna go for the kill? oh the bomb, yeah. kill me. no! kill me. kill me. kill me. i had him dead to rights. i said let's just hold the mouse button down and let it fly. kill me. kill me. i did 82 in two. kill me.
57:09 i wanna die. every moment is pain, every round is pain. every round that i play is misery. when i hardscope it's misery. when i shoot it's misery. my gun doesn't aim. every moment is misery. i wanna die, i wanna die! animals are leaving! wrong crash out, i'm afraid, but it's alright. we should just go long again, because we won every round when we went long. let's go long. flash you, i'll get 10 kills. here we go. how bad did i body block the grenade so that it hit us all? there's gotta be one like, in the smoke or car. what the fuck? what the fuck?
58:09 we got the one cat. i got him. holy fuck. redeemed a little redeemed, right? do you guys hate me? redeemed? well, you traded one round for the next. needed the koi. a decoy. perfect decoy spawn to the classic perfect decoy spawn. yep. apparently we're going that way.
59:02 learn that from donk. yup. and his teammate did. hey, there's one in the tunnel. hope this helps. i've killed him with a frag grenade. i've added one to my stat track frag grenade. he's on site. mousepad too small. oh, ct. one left. he's in the window. oh my god. oh, oh, oh come on man. thank god, thank god man.
1:00:10 the one guy on our team was like, man, if i could hit our shots, i would have had that guy. hit my shot, i would have had that guy. that's how it works, yeah. 100% man. that's how that works, buddy. you wanted to swap? i'll swap. i don't care. blue wants an off. it's on the ground, bro. leg them. one crossed. bam. is there anybody on the other team? you'd be pushing. cat and ct. ct. we got him.
1:01:18 damn, also attacked a teammate or whatever. don't see me crying about it. basically just ruining his life before we kill him. oh, he's up here. see, cat, cat, cat. right as i threw a grenade. see, and then you hit that and it goes, it's your favorite for him. pegg, you will come back. imagine how demoralized it would be to be killed by someone who outed themselves as middle age based on their mvp music. that would be the shutter falls, you see it all.
1:02:01 it's your favorite foreign movie. i hate getting a b spawn. bro, b spawn's crazy. what you hate is buying armor. you start throwing grenades with me, it's like three free kills per round, man. i feel like they never go through my info. then they start saying stuff... there they are. oh, there's b. there they are, b. they start saying shit like, who buys incendiary round one? that's not in the youtube video. talking about any world. yeah, would be swag. i thought you had him, king.
1:02:52 why are you giving cs lessons at 4k? they went b by the way. because i know how to play against other 4k's. for pros, i don't know, it's a whole different game man. but in my level, honestly, decoy is kind of op. damn, hell of a shot. 15 and 1, 102, 35 and 1, 32 and 2, i saw all four people? imagine if you'd thrown a grenade in the tunnel. just think about it. did you? how much damage did you get? 55 and 4. turns out there was just one fella down there.
1:03:31 i'll buy a grenade and throw it in the top. dude, it's fucking swag is what it is. a grenade is literally a $300 lottery ticket. doesn't that sound good? if i win, smoke long? yeah, this time i don't think they came this way, unfortunately. you can't win the lottery every time. one mid. he's on cat now. i think we got him. wow, great rounds. yes. i want his gun. i want a gun. i want a gun. i want.
1:04:20 you weren't gonna do shit with the nova come on that's a me gun. that's a me gun. we dropped the galil. yeah, that's for me damn blue titanium, too no, man, i kind of hate this galil no stat track or nothing nothing be you make contact with the enemy me talking to a plan one be flash be that's what might be tunnels. yep. oh
1:05:35 or not. maybe rotating? i'm also rotating. i'm using my body as a radar ping. he's long. yeah, it's not long for this world. love it. might be able to fit in one. how long is the average counter strike game? 50 minutes? 45 minutes. i could fit in one more for sure if we win this round. no pressure. loses on purpose. no pressure. go out on top. no pressure. damn.
1:06:31 i would try to go el duche mode, that's my bad. where were they? that was long doors. longa doors. crazy shooting there. good fucking round, holy shit man. that guy's icon is crazy. yeah, i know it's like a triangle with a circle inside of it. it's insane, man. oh man, someone's gonna know what that is probably. are you talking about the other one? kind of looks like the top half of a rib cage or something?
1:07:15 no it's like a bald guy with glasses and a scraggly beard sucking on a pacifier and it's animated. oh shit. kind of wojak esque yeah. it's a wojak sucking on a binky. best part about having a kid is when you're out in public and you see like a seven year old kid with a pacifier and you're like damn i'm parent mugging them for real. but then honestly you get a little bit older you get a little bit more nuanced and you go every kid's different maybe if i had that kid i'd still have him on a pacifier too.