Can we survive a tidal wave？ (Sitting Ducks)

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0:00 let's build before we die. the world is ending build to survive well, this is like you got like a house over here already set up man. does anyone have a blue collar back? idle wave! idle wave! oh shit. idle wave who's the civil engineer? i'm an english major. i'm an english major i'm useless in these situations. idle wave should we go should we build up? wait we got two english majors? yeah yeah yeah. maybe we should go higher. we got no uncomfortable amount of chinese between the two of us. you guys build up i'm gonna build a ramp.
0:27 or sorry, a raft. who knows more chinese between us? onironically you might know a little bit more than me. my chinese is pretty bad.
0:38 okay, never mind. that is also not true. can you stop taking my boards? i'm making a raft, man. why are you making a raft?
1:04 what do you think is going on here? you go to the top of the thing? they give you arrows bro. leave it to the rich guy to build a yacht. i'm in the sky. i think i'm gonna live.
1:26 wait, you're in the squi what the hell is that? i just grabbed the balloon and i'm flying. wait, wait, i have a thousand kilo weight! bit of a selfish exit there, no? there's a one thousand kilogram weight up here? wow, k, you're strong as fuck! guys, uh, well actually, maybe ryan this would be good for your boat. okay. what is it? uh, here. oh, like a sail. yeah, like a... like a mast, yeah, yeah, yeah. could be a mass of some sorts. can someone catch me? uh, my balloon popped.
1:55 i'm literally at the ceiling of the world. i don't see you. oh, shit you're dropping? wait, that's a leaf. oh, i see you. i see your face. i don't see your face. he's falling down really slowly. he went really high. you have to like gauge upon the sky. like popping like 50 chibos as i'm going up. i've been knocked out. ryan, ryan, look what i got for you. okay, okay.
2:25 i gotta wait. guys, 40 seconds. oh, you died. i don't want a thousand kilogram weight on my raft though. why? well, actually because of buoyancy, it wouldn't sink you. i think it's made of iron. okay, we'll move on. don't panic. there's only 30 seconds. we definitely grab onto the weight, right? the weight is going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. the only thing you need to do is get high. i'm doing a resurrection spell. i'm bringing back our good friend. oh, let's go, manly.
2:54 12 seconds by the way. i'm gonna stand on top of this. let's just grab onto this guys. grab onto this. just wheel here and then just grab onto this. we're not gonna drift. it might actually be some logic to holding on to something and then maybe you can just see you nerds later. anchor yourself down. are you out and see yet? you're just sitting in the boat. well, i'm assuming the wave is going to come to us.
3:23 do you know if it floats? he's right behind me, isn't he? there are holes in your raft, ryan. yeah, that's not ideal. that's not ideal. you definitely gotta grab onto the weight. let's see how high this tidal wave is. it's huge, man! yeah. i'm sorry, grabbing onto the weight is an insane tidal wave. it looks kinda low. it's kind of an exception like tidal wave. it's quite flat across the board. i think we're just high enough.
3:51 many many no no there were genuinely arrows that said to go up here. i did see them no no no really spider man over the wave right over the way it's not right tidal wave it kind of just looks like one of those foam rollers at a car wash oh
4:20 i guess we gotta resurrect all our friends. the, uh, the raft did not work. wait, what the fuck are you guys? why are you just dead bodies floating? who survived? ludwig and i, because we went up on the mountain. yeah, yeah, the mountain, yeah, the arrows. it was literally the yellow tape of video games. yeah. can you resurrect us? can we either res them one at a time? i don't know, but i'm dancing. oh, they're all back! meteors. did you see this shit?
4:53 what is that? oh a lighter. dude you know i found it. yeah of course you did, of course you did. meteors. how do i use that? i don't know how to beat a meteor. build a roof, build a roof for sure. build a roof? yeah.
5:08 durable one like multi layer you think you think the tnt is gonna be important for us? well, i found a lighter and tnt yeah, you put that pallet down and i'll add to it. oh, i guess you got a weld it to the are you building a roof there? why not build a roof on the place where there's like a building here? yeah, actually kind of okay, fucking smart kind of hard to
5:36 yeah learn how to use the this is good. this is it's gonna work and we can get like swiss cheese coverage it doesn't have to be fully covered but the odds that's who did that?
5:56 the lighter would be very structurally sound to the foundation of the wooded building that's cuz you saw my schlong right
6:21 it's just burning it. it's an energy source, i guess. yeah, right over here. this is my work. unfortunately, i believe we have permanently cooked that part of the island. i don't know why. i'm pretty sure... wait, isn't this a roblox game? oh, it's a bit of an obby. let's see. it's so bright, man. i can't fucking look at it. it is so bright. it's so bright. it's insane.
6:49 okay, i mean i guess we can all just hide under here kind of beautiful though i mean, i also feel like there's no shot of meteors beating a thousand kilogram weight. like you're right. can you weld? really good at welding unfortunately, i did the log here i put it in the fire oh my gosh more logs wait where oh
7:22 i opened a chest. there's a chest? yeah. is anyone still dead? no, i don't think so. that would be so funny. 10 seconds. 10 seconds, guys. get to coverage. okay. huddle, huddle, huddle. good luck, everyone. oh, i like this. i like this. okay. okay. in case someone look up.
7:51 no don't look up, they caught us. they caught us. don't look up. damn this fire really is... okay. oh our roof is shaking! oh gosh. okay a couple rocks falling in. what is this smug ass face you got going on? i'm gonna spread out just ever so slightly so one meteor doesn't game over us. punch him, punch him. get him out. it's more like a pull in than a punch out. oh fuck.
8:23 i think i could run out there for like a second. yeah, yeah, let's do it. yeah, i dare you to run around the mountain. you have to dodge the meteor! bad! oh, we did it! oh my god. let's go. the worst part about the natural disaster has been this tnt. wait, how do we get there? we bailed, we bailed per oh shit.
8:46 i really wish we hadn't burnt half of our resources. yeah. i think we have to use this. yeah, i think you're right. you have to use this. oh, shane, you guys were supposed to march. can you weld to something welded? oh. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. oh. oh. i accidentally put my fence down. my brain is having trouble. dude, the hardest part is rotating for sure. yes, yes. the q e to pivot was a choice. while holding the mouse still, yeah. okay.
9:20 thank god i'm not streaming my pov, oh my god. here we go. what is happening? what is happening? what is happening? it's fine. look at the bridge bro. it's shaking. wait, you song's bringing the damn rocket. oh, this is the rocket? i thought it was a potato or something.
9:47 we might be i don't think the thousand kilogram thing is gonna be on this. we're gonna need this at some point. i'm not gonna lie here. i think we're like barely making it. are we at like the limit here? oh, oh why are we all rushing here? okay, not the way to the end of the not the way! not the way! oh my god. wait! wait, wait, hold up. i got something. oh
10:17 okay, i'm gonna make a slightly too far. how did you even get onto this new island? oh, here's a big one. here's a big one. here's a big one really long one where should we make our giant fire that never gets put out should i just throw this lighter off the map? there's a cow. yo, this place is huge. you guys see this button? what is this button dude? i don't know just press f to activate. i haven't done it. i'm gonna step away. you got it.
10:47 what's this? holy press it who press it is that a fan? yo, there's a fan press it you get a million dollars, but someone dies. i think oh shit yes spamming spamming spamming hasn't killed me yet. oh fuck. it's broken. holy shit. well. there's another button over here no, they do have breath of the wild maybe if we press the button at the same time something happens never mind it's a fucking clock. i thought it was like a fan someone stand in front of us my my creation. what's the front? oh?
11:20 just stand in front. the flat part right here. that looks like a time bomb? is this spike trap? no. oh, there are zombies that invade. oh god. well, goodbye. we didn't need that, right? zombies, yo. zombies. wait, this actually might work. oh, we have zombies coming. ryan. yeah, yeah. come over here and sit here. where is he? you know what? ludwig, why don't you sit here?
11:54 where? yeah, i was right behind you. on the green guy? on the bench? oh, hold to get more time. that's not really how i usually sit, but i'll do it. that's not what i heard. that's not what i heard. you're wrong. you're wrong. i'm flying. why is it not flying? is this not rocket launcher? inflate. this is a balloon box. bro, this is the dirtiest gallon. i thought that was a rocket launcher. they super glued my ass to the bench, man.
12:26 i'm rewinding this not into the fire, please! who just blew up the clock? wait. wait, so why did you get two oh, grace period. no, we got two minutes back. wow. yo, i was rewinding the clock like i'm angelica freaking skyler, okay? i was trying to actually help. i think someone died. okay, so we need to we need to how do you stop this? you've also corrected the reference since last time, which is awesome. i'm wondering if the zombies can jump. i think if i were a zombie, i wouldn't be able to.
12:58 hear me out we've got a um spike funnel funnel the zombies into like uh into a little hallway and then the spike trap will activate i assume i don't know what if i just make a rocket spike what if i just come up here and just stand here damn rocket spike where where where do zombies spawn
13:19 i don't know, but what if i just get up here and there's no path to get here? well, don't build a path to get here. we can all have our enemies. what do the buttons all do? i imagine you put the button on an object and it activates it? oh, that's smart. you might be able to connect like a long line to something and then add the button at the end. oh, maybe, yeah, like a wire? yeah, that'd be cool. i think the planks will act like a wire. oh.
13:46 this cow is like a rorschach test. i'm like seeing my parents arguing in its pattern. oh, that speaks of deep seated trauma. i got an idea. what is it? oh, check this out. check this out. oh, check this out. ooh. damn, he's got wood. you force the zombies into this hallway. they can't escape because you've got boards on either side. and then they walk down, hit them with one of those.
14:28 but won't there be a lot of zombies? oh you guys deal with yours, i'll deal with mine. i got mine! in the zombie apocalypse. i got mine! not my lane, not my problem. your song is still in the league, head.
14:49 no, i've stopped playing league because i was playing a game where on like a saturday night it was so sad and a bunch of teenagers were talking about like a bong and you can tell that they were so excited to say the word bong for the first time and i was like i'm an adult this is a saturday night i cannot keep playing league. then you hit the bong? yeah then you were like i gotta smoke oh shit i gotta start smoking weed! but there is a fire. yeah i'm starting a fire on the ramp hoping the zombies will like
15:18 smart themselves. i like this red. i went on this mesa who hit this damn clock gave us an extra two we should feed that guy to so we can vote to start oh, okay, you can thumbs up no, there's a oh my god. i hit them down disaster ff15 you don't just vote do thumbs up you hold ctrl and then there's a button in the top left. oh
15:49 oh yeah that makes more sense. yeah thank you. thumbs up, thumbs up. just thumbs up. wait hold on how did you guys get up? okay. okay it's starting. alright. oh my god they're so fast. oh i see. ah he's on my head bro! i'm dead. someone's already getting attacked. they are incredibly fast. oh god! oh my god they climbed! they climbed! they climbed! they climbed!
16:22 they climb like crazy man! oh! hit the spike trap! hit it! hit the spike! i'm blinking red man! i'm blinking red! help! help! help! help! okay, i'm thinking now we have to kill the zombies. i think if you kite them through the fire it does... i just killed one through that. yes, i hit it with a stick and it died. oh, okay. oh shit, this is where you... oh shit! they can jump so high! i've been sent into the water, i'm drowning, i'm dead.
16:51 i'm dead. put more woods in the fire. yeah, feed the fire, feed the fire. oh my god, when you're dead it's crazy. we did it. oh, we played that perfectly. dude. tidal wave. tidal wave. tidal wave's babies, you know? we gotta just get high. we don't know how high it is, yeah. just get high, bro. we know you, song. thank you, kate. thank you. damn, you're going crazy.
17:21 genuinely like the one time i did it. i was i got like i could not stop thinking about pokemon emerald and i couldn't even go to bed it was what about pokemon emerald i just how beautiful the game strain was that it was i
17:41 i might have just been benadryl or some shit. emerald kush man. i was on that fucking zigzagoon shit right there. yeah what is this thing? a thruster? okay. wait, why are you guys building over there? is that higher? i think so. it might be. warring factions i see. do we know where the wave is coming from? the ocean i assume.
18:12 ah, yep. who put the spike trap up there, dude? no, no, no. trust me. when the other side starts to run from the waves like all our plans failing, we want this spike trap here. yeah, the wave's not gonna know what hit it. okay. basically our piece. yeah, beautiful. i can't really get on this log though. let me just use a spike trap to make a ramp. look at that. i like it so far. i was hoping i could climb. i'm trying to get higher.
18:47 actually, you know, maybe use the that plank to go higher. this could be our platform. huge. forty five degree. something like that. i think you guys are doing wonderful things here. ask me that. i'll take this one right here. this pallet. the dali tree to save ourselves from the dali the painter or dali the ai will smith eating spaghetti. you know, it could be either, honestly. both equally impactful. one more prolific for sure. if we're judging an artist by like number of paintings,
19:22 i mean ai is doing some crazy stuff right now. dude, our treehouse is so beautiful. oh. can you get back up or is it not possible? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. okay. yeah, okay. great tree placement. i know. we're gonna try to get a little higher. i think we're perfect here. yeah, we don't need to get any higher, man. this is great. no, this is great. if it comes up this high. oh, it's crazy how one right click could erode all that goodwill.
19:55 i think we're higher. we're obviously so much higher. we are definitely higher. dude, we are higher than you guys. it's making me chuckle a bit that you think you're close. you're so much lower than we are. have you heard of dunning and krueger?
20:15 their shit is not standing hands they got this funny people yeah heavy ass log at the end man uh oh uh oh that's a big fucking wave that's taller than us i think hold up hold up i got it i guess well really get up here fast maybe though what are you doing at this mic trap it's not gonna help okay oh my god why are you guys so suicidal no what the hell
20:46 you betrayed us oh shit it's been an honor it's been an honor you guys can you i'm gonna fucking die here like that yeah and then dude we're all we're all dead are we looking on time we're looking like we got seven seconds come on buddy put it down put it down bro
21:11 did anyone live no, i don't think so. okay, that waves gotta be okay. what what an escalation? it's like joke meteor wave small little tidal wave and then wave of rocket ship that flew over the way it would have been awesome there
21:41 oh, that's what we need to do. we have to fly. i don't know. i think big tower might be able to do it. i mean, you'd have to make a really big tower. wait, wait, wait. they do have a balloon machine. we can make up. you can't make up with balloon machine. that's true. we had a balloon machine? yeah. yeah. okay. okay. this part's a joke. this part's a joke. let's skip this. don't build a boat. zombies this time. zombies this time. how do we do this?
22:14 wait, wait, where's the lighter? i think we gotta build a shelter. what if we sit? no, i think we just kite them and swing. yo! what if we build a house that goes out a little bit over the water and their dumb asses walk into the water and all drown? oh my god. does this work like minecraft where if you build a bridge and then remove the bridge part, the structure still remains? i think it falls. i believe it falls as well. it falls.
22:43 physics. yeah, they fall now. guys, i have a barbecue pit. okay. maybe we can set fire in here. smart, smart. coming with the fire? where's the pit? right here, right here. oh, this is great. coming to here, coming to here. i'm hesitant to burn all of our oh god, jesus. you said that. i think. i got it. you killed that shit. wait, wait, wait. guys, guys, i have
23:15 listen, i have a fan. we can turn the fan on, blow the fire to the zombies. fan the flames. i'm burning wood. i don't know if that's making the fire bigger or just losing it's just losing us resources. this is my concern. family here in a bucket right now. yeah, this is my plan. oh. is it hot if i do this? is it burning more? no, perfectly. put me in the fire. put me in the fire. i'll be fine.
23:42 don't know gosh, okay, you're not fine. not fine. there's not way can you stand this bad boy up? yeah, okay, that's fine. and guys i'm ready we literally how long sure that you live how far do those eyes you can be like a humanities last hope
24:01 if we all die in the zombie apocalypse you will float back down to earth on your parachute and resurrect us all but we should start now. we should start now otherwise yeah don't inflate it yet though because i think we got to inflate it as the zombies come in here so something like oh
24:18 literally think this is gonna work like flat cuz the balloon comes out. oh, you're right your project 2026 you saw what no it's probably that project hail mary interesting just because i met some of my best friends on january 6 doesn't mean anything. okay. i think that's fair and then like a lid like a lid i can't weld it to his oh, you know what you okay in there. it's in my head my head
24:49 don't get out. not yet, not yet, not yet. i'm still fucking high right now, dude. hey, who blew me up? who blew up my balloon? wait, i think you said it was too heavy. what if we throw him? i'm built like a frail pile of sticks. that was our last kinky situation. where's our fire? yeah, let's blame the guy that's in the bucket. i'm just gonna use you to hit the zombies, i guess. okay, i got it.
25:19 oh shit. how was our fire last time? so yeah, how was the fire so big? oh god, it's gonna be a whole house of wood. thanks. like this one. oh shit. i'm gonna throw up. yeah, this is kind of kind of nasty. you hit them with wood. it hurt him. i can hit him with wood. oh, i don't know. i hit him. hold the left click and then like, oh, i
25:51 oh my god, oh my god. oh my god. well, you can tread water a little bit. no i'm, okay they cannot jump over the fire they don't know how to jump over the fire though, it's such a petite fire i don't know why it got so small. they'll never find me in here. kory. i love they make bigger fires on survivors. yes they would die years meteors joke meteors a joke
26:22 i already kinda have one. i already kinda have one. this is pretty good. okay, there's a lot of holes. alright. this ain't that bad! that's the charm. me when i'm stalking a ya library. oh, i see. the book. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. the book holds. yeah.
26:48 do people think i was being fucking vile? risky joke, risky joke on that one. so are we incapable of making fire now? what did you say, vadly? are we incapable of making fire? because i'm actually reading the signs, which apparently have instructions. and apparently there's a blizzard that requires fire to survive. ohhhh. well blizzard? um...
27:13 yeah, i did use the tnt. i'll come clean on that one. it's on me. i don't fit the tnt. what the hell with the blizzard? that's how we started the fire last time, no? we should just start it, man. this is weird. the lighter starts the fire. i can't wait for one meter to hit this and then all the fall. one comes in sideways. no, that's a little tight here. when's the blizzard coming? soon, tm? soon, tm. all right, ready up, ready up. oh, i voted ready. i'm going freeform on this one.
27:52 what if you went to the mushroom is bouncy if i am going home run with the sign. geez. but i would hit the meteor back. he might throw it to. it's getting destroyed here. a roof. there's many layers land. they kind of pretty strong roof though. is there like a pot? is there like an like an orson well the world thing going on in the background? like what's going on? yeah.
28:34 there's a radio in our route. okay, of course you'd ask her where's the pot though? i think there's a podcaster if he was alive today 100% maybe i'd watch the orson welles mukbang watch that too and you know, he's eaten we don't island a huge bridge this time that's awesome we can't weld you probably start from here what the heck i
29:06 it works it works. oh jesus christ. there we go. yeah. yeah. there we go. there we go. i got a simple ramp is that a wheel? okay, we can skip this we can skip this. um, yeah, cuz it's just great. it's a mailbox well, we don't know what we need to build yet. this is true. so the toilet. oh
29:43 okay, should we use that like have a corner of the island maybe? ewwww, ewwww. it's the first thing i do when i get an elevator. whoa, that's awesome. dude, what? you flushed me. have you been swirly before? you flushed my wife? i did not flush myself. we have a balloon box.
30:18 what the fuck? stop flushing me! i don't know. can you get out? yes. oh shit. now get in the car. same idea. i can't flush you. oh shit there's a tidal wave there! wait who the fuck? oh my god. wait wait wait wait what?
30:35 wait, i thought it was grace period. yeah, i also thought we voted to skip it. yeah, we all voted to skip it, i think. but i thought you skipped the grace period. then you have three minutes for the time. i did think we skipped the time. i'm getting in the damn toilet. where's the balloon box? where's the balloon box? someone stole it from me. what do you do? who's holding the balloon box? mainly. we are. we got three balloon boxes. so get in the balloon box. we just need one survivor.
31:08 guys get on this, yeah yeah yeah put them on the co yeah yeah yeah yeah look dude no no what is that? it can't be like that ohhhhhhh how much time we got? someone's gonna live we got eight like now like now like now we need one more box! oh fuck go go go go go it's not going up it's not going up it's way too heavy we just need one person you just need one person don't be greedy save one, save one fly fly fly how do you fly? just grab it hold it hold it go go go go nooooo
31:39 why are they so weak? they suck! they suck so much! wait, someone the issue is are you up there? yeah, but if i have to revive you guys, i'm technically gonna die as soon as i hit the ground. oh wait, wait, wait, wait. there's water right here. land here. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. maybe they don't where are you? engineer the water correctly. is that water deep enough? i don't think who knows?
32:09 who knows, but it's the only water you can get back up from. that high anyway would kill you, but... how are you so fucking high up there? okay... oh, no! oh, nt. good try. okay, that's on me. i thought you skipped the grace period. it turns out you just get to skip right to the... it would make sense. it would make sense. oh shit. can you say it?
32:43 i'm sorry. what are we working on this time? we can go back to english. your name is jackie chan? my dad's big? my dad's big? yeah, you heard me. you heard me. he knows too, man. i trust him. i know that one. oh, you're saying my shit is big. like i have big poops. no, no, no. i was thinking your dad. you got me.
33:18 no lighter this time, maybe. need a b sherbda. need a b sherda. need a b sherbda. like trying to analyze what he's saying by repeating yourself. i will say i am like the same level of illiterate as hafu, which is like i can speak but i can't read or write. so you might know more chinese than me at this point. i definitely don't. and i've also lost all of my powers. okay.
33:50 oh, you can't ult anymore? i... i can call myself a pussy, but that's about it. no burger? you were goated at that. you were goated at that. i got really good at that? did you ever figure out hotel? uh... jold, yeah. oh, i think you're right. you're right, yeah. there's also bien guan, but i don't know if that's just like a colloquialism or not. i talked to the chinese... my chinese buddy, and he undershades me less and less every time we talk.
34:24 oh shit, i'm on you. we should launch this one. i hate to say it, i hate to say it because i did screw us, but we can skip here. level one tidal wave? nah, i'd win. i wonder if it's as big as the second one. maybe you can like damage skip the tidal wave. i think it's just insta kill though. right, right, but if like you damage boost through it, like if you get hit by fire, because you know how sometimes you get launched when you get hit by something?
34:57 why are you inside me? i'm not inside of you. i'm on top of you. is that kind of sick? you can get pretty high. now imagine if i start smacking you and we all start jumping. i'm smacking you. it's gonna be a rambling quote. there's only 40 seconds left, manly. what are you doing? and then i'm smacking you. manly, don't burn the dynamite up there. it's fine. just make a little bit taller. someone didn't vote. yeah, we're missing a vote. oh shit, i'm like stunned. i'm gonna die? okay.
35:35 oh shit. damn i don't think anyone's ever seen the place where the waves start before. look at that. i'll bring the radio. guys are you gonna launch the dynamite into the water? i didn't think it would go that far. oh my god. i would just land on the on the grass. i threw it like two kilometers. oh here it goes. dude man. are you guys gonna watch the tv show that dan's gonna be in next year?
36:04 i don't know if that's necessarily confirmed yet. i think it's all reality tv. it's on imdb. it is on imdb. well, if it's on imdb, then that's pretty much cut and dry. no, it's cut and dry, yeah. he's credited in there. he is. so are we? are we not? i'm watching. watch it and then just judge all his plays. oh, i can flex? look at this baby tidal wave.
36:42 dude, people in the fucking 30s had it rough. this radio show sucks. this is ass. swag! dude, he fucking surfed that shit. dude, you surfed it. owa. that was owa. what? can you say that? it got a meteor next, right? maybe zombies? there's gotta be a more fun way to deal with the zombies.
37:23 then just run around with like our chickens with their head cut off? yeah. meteors. meteors. it says barricade yourselves and fight back so i don't know if there's... why is your mountain on fire? meteors is a joke. i hope this fire doesn't catch all of our things on fire. i don't think the fire spreads. i think it ignites the initial cluster. yeah, i agree. because i think when you put wood in it just burns your resources without getting larger. i'm gonna run it.
37:58 i don't know if we're ready, but... i'm the show head of this thing. we can just run. i think this area is like safe right here, man. this is pretty good over here. maybe take this guy... the real problem is that it's just not fun stacking a bunch of planks over your head. like that. this guy hates carpenters. well, are they doing that shit in their downtime? that's what i would ask them, i guess. probably they do.
38:31 i'm sure they did. maybe they don't. i'm going to the plank garage. plenty of them played. i am jesus christ. you play it. i did play it. that's offensive to probably three billion people. jesus christ. the baba should die. oh shit. yeah. yeah. yeah. man. yeah. that's loud bomb.
39:08 jesus christ, sure baba. yo. yeah, and that's that's actually when you're really started locking shit we're missing one vote. oh, okay. let's go. let's do it. i fear not a thousand meteors falling i fear the thing i got hit by a meteor instantly or did you something you saw? i did not hit you corey. i would never do that. we're on the same team. tell me why so ass yeah that's what you get ryan. oh, oh
39:51 this is how i want to go out man, i want to watch the meteors falling finally blowing up this fucking planet while i sit here eating goldfish. mm hmm. goldfish? men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting. did you get them from costco, kory? nope. that box is too big, man. they're in that fuck ass aluminum bag. i miss the cart. they don't come in the milk cart anymore? well, the costco ones come in that aluminum bag. oh, the bar.
40:16 did a test with goldfish and cheese it's on ants to see which they like better and they they really like cheese it's way more it's got a cheesier taste for sure, but there's something about goldfish. i think that's why cheese. it's are like like a hundred times worse for you no, no goldfish are like not that bad for you. she can't be bad. i think eight cheese. it's just like a hundred and i
40:45 five calories or something like that. what if we put one down and then yeah yeah yeah one down. do we have the thousand kilogram weight here? guys guys we have a bridge over here. yeah we have a great bridge situation going on. the bridge situation is insane too. oh shit. this is gonna bend like crazy. this is gonna turn into a spring. bend don't break. that's how we make it. take this out. reinforcing strut. oh triangle triangle. poly bridge cut us.
41:19 it seems to be going down now so you just build it with a slant it's literally a springboard though me on ssr eyes oh, there's no way this will work no we can make it. oh boy. why'd you build that works that works? that works that works that works that works you can jump on the fence and then jump to this
41:50 it's real. don't flip. don't smack him. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. stop it. stop. too many people. too many people. motherfucker, you took the thing away. i was jumping to that. i needed it to be corporeal. guys, all you needed was the reinforcing struts. oh god. oh my fucking god. okay, maybe one at a time. maybe one at a time. it broke. yeah, that's tough. i can throw you over some fans. we put that mushroom in there.
42:24 excuse me. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. you can make it you can use the mushroom and make it. oh shit. that thing's gonna become like a thinking machine. oh no.
42:42 wait we can all just die and then get raised in the sea i'll do the dance. that's drag goes wild. oh, why's the fan there? oh shit
43:04 damn, i'm rocking out. the fans! the fans! have you ever danced like that? god, this is the only way i know how, unfortunately. okay, i guess i'm gonna kill myself. i guess i'm gonna kill myself. do it post haste. okay, i have to do it. okay, you sound like someone else when you say it like that. that's a little scary.
43:26 where should we set off the tmt? thank you. you're ready to set up the tmt? oh shit. all the zombies come running at us. oh shit. oh shit. and then boing, boing. yeah dude. if we put all the fans on one of the maces, then the zombies will get blown off. oh, that could work. that could work. wait, that's smart. that's smart. how strong are the fans? they're pretty strong. yeah, they'll like completely blow a person off.
43:56 damn. like come over and stand by the water and you'll see. no, i'm not gonna stand by the water. come see! come see! woah, holy shit, the fan's gotta go wild. oh, the fan's gone? that fan is gone? it's taking off? it's gone? goodbye! is there a chair? is there a bench? when your favorite content creator accepts a gambling sponsorship, that fan is gone. wait, how do you secure the fan so it doesn't blow itself? that seems like a job for a thousand kilogram weight. which i have right in my hand right now. would someone care to stand in front of me? do you think you could looney tunes people?
44:32 and drop a thousand kilogram weight on their head and they die. yeah, i'd love to test it. yeah. yeah. are you under it? no no i don't know if it missed i saw like push you to the side. yeah, where are we building the kill box? i think on the mesa the the farthest one perhaps love that okay. so yeah, you can put this log and then you can put the kilogram weight on the log and then the fans on either side and
45:13 i'm coming. i have a fun feeling this is gonna take off. yeah. oh shit it's a helicopter. thousands of kilograms is a fucking lie. point the other way. what if we have a number fan pushing behind the fan? but don't use all the fans juice guys because the fan has limited juice. can we not bring the tnt this time?
45:34 well you don't want the cnc no like the juice that refills just turn off. oh it refills. yeah, it's a refillable. just push the fan yeah, but then it's not gonna push the zombies. they're just gonna push on each other no, no no well because they'll still be pushing out at the zombies. it just won't push the fans away. oh
45:55 i see science if we have running this what do we put him in a triangle? yeah, we put the vectors over ring plank. all right, stand on it and i'll turn all of them on. hold on. oh, you turn it. you forgot to turn the other side. it's hard to turn them simultaneously. i don't have a switch for that. turn it off for a second. oh, gosh.
46:22 oh, and we lost so many fans to the water. oh no, you're moving. you're moving. you're slightly more. oh gosh. oh, i think we're yeah, we're slightly uh going oh shit. the fans are doing nothing to the zombies. you know what? but i really like where our heads were at. you know, zombies are immune to the fans. so now it's run around like zombies. can you? oh my god. you can just slap them. oh, i sticky handed a zombie to death. are we?
46:53 oh my hand hurts, my hand hurts! your hand hurts! you're rolling bro! yeah my hand goes ouchie! i got you, i got you. you saw him running interference for you. yo thank you. ghost interference. you picked up the door! fuck! i was gonna open the door on him! oh my hand hurts. i'm pushing. yeah it hurts after like three slaps. yeah. i want some baby hands man. and i'm dancing. oh thank you, thank you for bringing me back to life. me! this god could be like a big one right?
47:30 what about using this prebuilt structure? we could use the prebuilt structure over here. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's probably the best. um, alright. i've been murdered. someone dance for him. i've been murdered. i'll dance. how'd you get murdered? maybe it's a whodunnit. somebody put a spike trap underneath me and then turned it on.
47:53 who would have done such a thing? the spike trap? on the big island? oh, but he's farming gravestones which are probably great for blocking meteors. mmm, made of stone. half these barrels seem pretty good, man. we got these golden archers over here. yeah, the half barrels are kinda nice. it's gonna direct the thing away from us. we used fire to push the meteors away. okay. oh fuck, it didn't weld. that's something. oh, that's a claw.
48:31 did y'all learn how to weld in school? or was that the only one that had like a shop class that you had to weld? i had a shop class, we didn't have welding. yeah, you can't like give metal to little. welding would be crazy. you're asking for trouble i think. used to love being in the shop with my boys. yeah, the ice cream shop.
48:54 got by the ice cream shop in the big 26. that's tough. there's got two p's and an e on the end. okay. okay. okay. hold up. i'm bouncing. the show pay. what's this lower thing going on here?
49:19 most of shop class was just crushing pencils in the vice though. i'll admit that i don't really want a learning being done yeah, yeah, dude. i built like a clock and holy shit functioning clock in high school shop class
49:34 yes, but it's not like it's not that big of a deal. it's just the quartz clock mechanism you put in. it's not like you had like 1500 gears. that's crazy. that would be amazing. what if the mushroom? what if the mushroom bounces the meteor off? put him up kind of a great idea. we have 30 seconds y'all.
49:59 i'm in. i'm in, i'm in. this looks great. who put these down here? so i did put this little fun surprise in here. oh, in case it gets hot. i'm trapped. there's a murder trap. oh shit! what the fuck? that's the surprise. it doesn't kill but it adds fear. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
50:26 oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. don't drop the spike traps coming. damn this shit is looking like mishima right now. you think there's gonna be like a giant orb? oh no! oh no! oh no! i am knocked out. i'm dead? okay, i'm gonna hover the resurrection thing. world 2 escalates a little too much, i'll say.
51:00 i just got an achievement for saying pick up something someone else was standing on but i don't think i don't think i did. yeah camp the camp the exfil. no! oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. no, yes! oh shit! fucking blew my shit up! i'm so scared. nooo, that's a lot of res. we didn't play that shit perfectly. new island! we only have three minutes. do we want? no yeah take the clock with us.
51:33 yeah, i think it's gonna take us five minutes to get to the new island. it gives us two minutes. oh, okay.