it's eating time (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 great run last time. i mean, to be honest, i think i played like six out of ten, but they gave us a ten out of ten series of card rewards in relics. like it was actually an easy one. oh! and silver crucible? i thought the old lady threw it into the motherfucking ocean at the end, man. you're telling me you went down and got it for me?
0:28 i think 50% of my chats today have been asking nl to watch bird kid sound video. i would verify that for you. i think that 50% of your chats, possibly 90% of your chats today have been asking me to watch the video.
0:42 i do believe that the video is probably good though. because the way you've sold it is it's a child who makes bird sounds. i have to imagine for the video to be so noteworthy that you can just introduce it as kid bird sounds video, it has to be good. is it as good as yodel kid at walmart though? i'd have to ask.
1:13 here's my problem with scourge. i feel like if i take scourge, i'm saying to myself that we're doing it. wait, that's not a problem. that's a solution. we take doom and we build a doom build and you add a borrow. debilitate with putrefy could actually be fucking crazy, but let's get borrowed time out there. borrowed time is hard to say no to. you interrupted yourself? you think you're the only one who gets sick of the shit that i'm saying?
1:53 no, i mean, i'm the only motherfucker out there who's heard everything that i've said. and you think you're going, oh, this guy's annoying sometimes. yeah, dumbass, you think i don't know that shit? i don't even hear just all of my words. i've also subjected to all my fucking thoughts. you think you're special? they got upgraded to fi off of that from the files of jigsaw. i would love if this was join forces so we could do our classic joke. no, that's fine.
2:36 i think we dodge early. dodge early. i don't know if the boro time, i mean if we get, we do have some draw from scourge actually. the upgraded boro might make some sense. pretty good man. americans when you say boro the way it's written. me, you're smart people okay? you know how i know that? you can deal with complex sentences because i've heard your countrymen really rattle off some tough ones. the costco double chunk chocolate cookie.
3:22 if aj can do that, you can get over the boro vs boro. i don't even hear the difference to be honest with you. but if aj can do that, you can do anything man. guys, i really wanted to get another doom related card. i guess it's gonna have to be defy. i really don't want to fight any elites to be honest but it doesn't look like that's in the cards for us. do you say caught and caught differently?
3:58 i'm gonna say based on what i just said that i say i'm the same. c a u g h t and c o t, i say i'm the same. caught and caught. at most a very, very slight difference. what about mary, mary and mary? well, okay, in my head, i said them slightly differently. but i would also forgive you for saying no, you didn't. but in my head, i said them very slightly differently. don't run. i have doom on you. you're not supposed to run.
4:46 how about aaron earned and i earn earn? i mean, i'm saying it right. i don't know. you know how i know i'm saying it right is because i speak english. so i'm taking the same sense of superiority that my chinese teacher takes when she tells me that it's that the number two is pronounced ar and then i say ar and then she goes, no, look at my mouth ar and then i say it exactly the same way. i go ar and then she goes, yeah, that's it. even though i said it the same way both times,
5:14 but she gets to choose when i said it right and when i said it wrong because she speaks mandarin and i don't. so in english, i get the same luxury. aaron earned an iron urn. yes, i said it right. absolutely. i do like a negative pulse even though ethereal touch is kind of swag too. i don't want a useless shop but it looks like we're gonna have one either way. oh shit! are you big on tongue twisters? a fucking schoolyard ass question.
6:03 you big on tongue twisters. occasionally we'll read some dr. sucien type work. i don't know if i'd say i'm big on them. outside of reading stories to my kid, not reading, honestly, we need to apply sixth doom every turn. this will work. outside of reading dr. suess to my kid, i'm not independently seeking out tongue twisters, but i'm not against them. you're cooked, lad.
6:55 oh, you are cooked. because then you fucking get one more turn to go crazy on you. and now you're fucking dead. that was easy. i have a tag here and i don't know why. what do you mean by that? you have a tag here. chronos, you have a tag? i have a tag here and i don't know why. to me, i don't see you as having a tag. i see you as having, uh, you have a subscriber badge. i don't see, i don't see any other problems though.
7:43 wish we could nuke our badges. some of that stuff was forced. okay, but do you have the butthole james bond badge? that was a big one. let me see. anybody? oh, there it is! yes! moonrat river, 007 gun barrel. how much damage could i do? see, that sounded like a fucking tongue twister. how much damage could i do?
8:28 as a cinema enjoyer, how do you feel about the back rooms and obsession? there's one problem. i don't feel anything about them because unfortunately they did not come out in like 1971. which is not me saying movies used to be better. even though broadly speaking i think that that is true. that's kind of ancillary to the point. the problem is that all these movies right now are only available in movie theaters or
8:57 you know, probably in like a you wouldn't download a car type situation. which i don't really have like necessarily a fundamental opposition to, but it does feel kind of hypocritical to be in media and like make my living through being in media and then also be like nah, i'm gonna like not pay money for that when i can afford it. so i'm, i will see them, rest assured, i will see them, but it won't happen until
9:25 a pvod type situation would be my guess, but even i would probably stop this. given that i don't know if i would pay money to see the back rooms. i don't think i would pay theater prices to see back rooms on my phone on a peloton ride, but i would probably pay theater prices to see obsession on my phone on a peloton ride back rooms. i might wait till it gets into like the four 99 for a 48 hour rental tier. and then i would, i would pay to have an opinion on it at that point.
10:02 otherwise, i've still got to finish marie antoinette today. what's going to be tomorrow? i think tomorrow might be... just if you're trying to stay up, i think tomorrow might be, oh brother where art thou? or maybe like... let's just say tomorrow's oh brother where art thou? silver chair mentioned. good song. it is a little fat phobic though. one of the best australian grunge songs, i would say. wait, is that on criterion?
10:37 so it doesn't know that the odyssey's collection just came to criterion. why'd you think i was so excited for the june catalog, man? because of the eric romer movies? i actually am pretty excited to watch the eric romer movies as well, if i'm being honest. i'm also pretty excited about the eric romer movies. this is odyssey. i like that, man. they also got the chris nolan movie early. they got chris nolan's odyssey on there.
11:14 which honestly, w criterion actually like kind of a huge poll for them. is eno not out yet? it's so funny that like you're asking me if eno's out and i know that it isn't out until june 16th. if you want to watch eno you gotta wait till june 16th. but you can watch that director's other documentaries which actually are out on criterion as of june 1st. we're going to be watching urbanized a little later in the month. learn a little bit about urban planning type shit.
11:54 uno movie? yeah, yeah, yeah. we're gonna learn about the origin story. how the reverse card goddess start. you've seen what it is. you've seen what it's capable of. but have you seen why it is? i don't know. skip, skip, skip. skip, add. skip forward 15 seconds. can we do some damage, bro?
12:34 for some reason i looked at this and said this motherfucker's doing 102 damage when he blows up. i have cards that apply doom to you so stop fucking lying to me man. motherfucker. motherfucker we gotta get in there. no, no beckon. no beckon bro. doom build. doom should be like, ah motherfucker. doom should be like super poison. it should do the damage and then also do the doom effect. thoughts?
13:27 motherfucker, man. sure, why not? let's get some card rewards this time. doom's kinda shit. yeah, but on the flip side, my first card reward was, uh... the best card was doom related, so... of course i gotta try to force it, man. i hate this motherfucker. there's a non zero chance the kid who made the backrooms movie is probably watching an episode of you playing isaac. yeah, i mean there's a non zero chance of like almost anything if you wanna get technical. i'm not gonna take any credit for that.
14:20 he's moving different at age 21 or whatever. he's on that hamilton pack, man. future fi is like you can put it in any deck. he was born in 2006. that doesn't even bother me. cuz i know if you're like 22, you're like, shit, he's born in 2006. what am i doing with my life? there's fucking presidents born in 1994. so i've already been through this shit ages ago, man. people my age have done all sorts of crazy shit.
15:01 if anything, i'm a little jealous of you guys. if you're like 22, almost all of your peers have done almost nothing of note. outside of college basketball and soccer, maybe olympic gymnastics. almost everybody, if you're 22, the people you went to high school with are mostly like, i'm graduating college. okay, big whoop, got a long way to go, shout, bp, got a long way to go. but i'm nearly 40. there's people that were born,
15:31 the same year as me that have really fucking made a name for themselves. it's fucked up, man. vegas is putting the odds of you reinstalling the bazaar at 7.8%. short, take the under. i know it seems like you're probably looking at this and you're going, that's, i mean, i can 10x my money, i could 15x my money. nah, you're gonna lose it all, bro. guy who can't decide what to buy when he's added one card to his deck? i think we wanna fear
16:18 i love having a lethality in the deck. i think it's very cost efficient. and then my thoughts on this are we need to debilitate as soon as possible because a debilitate will allow that vulnerability to really shine. any famous people from your hometown? i don't know actually. that's just me being dead. i mean, from my hometown, like in my age cohort, no, not really. i think myself included.
16:59 but yeah, like i mean there's some famous people from kingston, ontario for sure. famous in a canadian context at least. oh wait that's not true! malvin and i did go to school with a guy who is a... now is a member of a juno award winning band. and you're gonna say like what is that?
17:34 it's like the canadian grammys. so it's, i mean, not necessarily world famous, but yeah, done very well for themselves. they're like professional, quite successful touring musicians with some notoriety. that'd be a good fight though. i didn't go to school with avril. avril was a few years older than me for one. and she went to ndss, the napanee district secondary school. i didn't go to ndss.
18:10 didn't you say avril got around? you're literally gaslighting me. and not say avril got around. what i might have said if i said anything is that if you grew up in the fucking candonese stone mills area like i did, you probably have a friend or a friend of a friend whose older sibling may have dated avril. and for the record,
18:38 dating does not mean they got around, as if getting around is even necessarily a bad thing. but having a girlfriend in high school or in high school is not getting around. having a boyfriend, i should say. it's just, i mean, from what i've heard, it's a rite of passage, although i wouldn't know. you're digging a hole? i'm not digging a hole. how would i know if avril got around? i had a friend whose older brother dated avril. that doesn't mean she got around.
19:10 they might have fucking gotten married for all i know. we do have kind of an ethereal synergy like the idea. was he a skater boy? i actually don't think he was. i always i don't think he was a skater boy to be honest. how the hell we wind up like this when we able. awkward for that guy? i don't know. i don't know who broke up with who. maybe she broke up with him. it's not really awkward.
20:00 i guess it could be kind of awkward if he broke up with her and now he's like no no my ex girlfriend wrote complicated no are you not gonna play black jacket anymore if so why and now any response to the black jacket allegations the black jacket situation is crazy has he released a statement on black jacket yet i'm not trying to make fun of you it's just like
20:34 there's not a whole lot of considered foresight that goes into stuff like this. what about jean jacket from nope? what about jean jacket from nope, man? let's just skip. what a movie, taking a risk. jean jacket scary as fuck. it seems like to be honest, she was kind of minding her own business for the most part. joop was kind of antagonizing jean jacket by turning them into a,
21:25 a circus creature, essentially. i don't think jean jacket really did anything wrong, man. oh, you think eating people is bad? okay, what if you're not a person? jean jacket's not a person, bro. why are they beholden to fucking human ethical standards? we eat other animals all the fucking time. hypocrite. jackass. if a bear ate your wife, would you say that it did nothing wrong? depends on the fucking situation. if a bear broke into my fucking house,
22:11 and ate my wife when she was like in her office the bear was off the pen okay yeah yeah that that bear fucked up if we're out in the forest and we didn't put our food wrappers in like the trunk of our car or some shit like that then yeah i mean like i don't think the bear necessarily i shouldn't have eaten the person but like what kind of hypocrites would we be as a fucking species if we ate hamburgers while we were camping
22:35 went to bed, had one of us got eaten by a bear and then be like, man, that bear is evil. we're all passing the same carbon around, bro. if you were a vegetarian, i think you could at least be a little bit pissed off at the bear, even though it is ridiculous to expect the bear to care. you know, it's because we're on a different plane of consideration that we had the luxury to make dietary choices like that. gotta be like that, man.
23:16 well, yeah, you have to kill the bear. you absolutely have to kill the bear after. but i'm just, i'm saying that if we're being honest, and that's what it's all about, man. was the bear out of line? if he's out of line, we're out of line. i guess that's all it needs to be said, man. why would they kill the bear? they literally killed him just for being close to a campsite. i'm not trying to ruin your life, by the way. but if a bear comes into a campsite,
24:00 they will find the bear and kill it. they will send out park rangers into the forest and execute the bear. they will compromise it to a permanent end. i thought this elite was gonna ruin our life but actually double lethality is doing crazy numbers. in squamish they escort them out of the campgrounds. oh shit, okay, i don't know ball then. i thought they killed the bears when they have the audacity to like, i mean you gotta admit it is kind of fucked up.
24:54 it's a fucked up idea that a bear would be like, mmm, yummy food. let me go get this yummy food. oh, fuck, there is human be oh, this is a campsite, i should have known, man. fuck that, it's like a honey pot. that's entrapment, man. who are we fighting? a lagavulin. i do like cleanse just to get rid of curses and stuff, but i think we don't need it. and i think that these are better for us right now.
25:28 oh, we'll fight them for greater rewards, man. absolutely, we'll fight them for greater rewards. this turn does kind of suck though. end running decision right there. you're not evil for this. i think you mean run ending. i think you mean run ending. not 100% sure. unless you're talking about cyberpunk. i don't know what happens in cyberpunk. they might be doing that shit. they might be a yoda. okay, i don't think...
26:13 i was comfortable going in on them a little bit. i'm not sure if you can go in on them that much. that might not be okay to suggest that they're a yoda, okay? i'm not sure how it goes when we're bringing in like star wars, like fictional alien species and stuff. but i'm certain at the very least it would be frowned upon. you have to get smacked. nah, you're right, i did actually die as a result of that. no, i didn't, cuz i can use a potion. but i fucked up, man. tiny ass. holy shit.
27:04 sadly a skip and then like well, we probably lose as a result of that decision. i'd say you're right. damn, that's crazy. did you think about that? would you rather walk in on your partner sleeping with five shaggies or one scooby? i mean, i guess i would definitely, neither is the obvious choice, but i would rather walk in on my partner sleeping with five shaggies. certainly not good.
27:56 is there anything worse as a streamer than getting baited by a comment that you think is going to be like a fun little thread of dialogue and then it turns out that it's an inside joke from another fucking podcast or something? you get roped into some like our hot dogs a sandwich discourse you don't realize all the fucking baggage under the curve.
28:16 it's a good hypothetical. i don't think it's a good hypothetical at all, man. would i rather walk in on my fiance sleeping with five human men or one dog? obviously, i would rather walk in on my fiance sleeping with five human men. this is the easiest question of all time.
28:39 it's a talking dog. everyone's writing the same thing. i know you've already, they've already litigated this to death on whatever podcast they invented this on. and as they should, it's an interesting line of reasoning. but that, like there's no point in me weighing in because there's nothing novel that can be said. clearly they've already had all the conversations that could have been had about it. i'm disappointed in you, man. five scoobies or one shaggy? okay, that's fucking funny. that's fucking funny.
29:35 wait, you're fucked. wait, we fucking mocked you, dude. i'm talking like deb. i'm saying the f word too much, but still. i think misery goes crazy because we're applying weakness and vulnerable to everybody. unleash becomes protector. we're not really big oasty. automatically playing a putrefy at the start of combat seems really nice. you look like an electric shrimp.
30:15 i took my daughter to the bookstore yesterday. we bought a couple of books. one book we bought was like a book about pusheen because she got it from the library but then she had to return it. but then we said, you know what, this is one of the library books that she loved enough. you can't take my lethality bro, i need that. that i feel very, very safe in
30:46 buying this from the bookstore. she's not going to read it like zero times and then be like, i never want to see this again. but she also said, i want to get this book. and it was like a machinima style book about like which animal would win in combat. and i've realized to the authors of this, you got a great thing going because here they do they every single book that is like who would win
31:11 they all have like this advertisement on the front that's paper towel math and the paper towel math is like five books in one. every one of these books is five books and then some of them are like this one's four books, this one's six books so they're on the front of them they all say this one book is five books but anyway i'm on to your fucking gimmick though. almost every single one is animal that's huge versus animal that's small and you they go who would win? who would win? a fucking
31:41 a mosquito or a great white shark and then you're like well obviously it's a shark and then they go wrong dumb ass mosquito would give the shark malaria and kill it mosquitoes are actually one of the deadliest animals on the fucking planet you idiot you thought oh you thought the shark would bite the mosquito and kill it easily no man an army of mosquitoes actually stung the shark and gave it malaria how do you feel about that
32:20 anyway, i forgot what i was talking about. i feel like fisticuffs might go crazy with lethality. i also feel like we could get away with removing a defend because we apply so much weakness. how do mosquitoes bite underground? lol. okay, sharks don't live underground. they live underwater. we're both dumb. i told you, you're not better than me. we're exactly the same, man. they meant lone sharks.
33:19 wait, huge lethality to cut the lead to negative 23? whose life is over, man? kevin o'leary versus 100 sharks? i mean, he's the strongest shark. he might not be the highest in terms of net worth, because i think mark cuban probably has him beat, but he's the strongest shark by power level. if you were to look at the power level, he's the strongest shark. he's the most evil, is what i'm trying to say. i'm not saying any of them are good, but there's degrees to this shit.
33:59 honestly, i think i like whenever you play a power deal 8 damage to all enemies. and then i think i like not having enough to remove anything from my deck, but i still feel like a grave warden into a soul is pretty solid. take 8 damage, taste my blade. is that labrini, the strongest shark? dude's op in international competitions for sure. just wish that bum sidney crosby would keep up.
34:52 why does it cost money to get a card removed? shouldn't the shopkeeper be paying you? yeah, great idea bro. why don't you run that one by your dentist next time you need your wisdom teeth taken out? let me know how that works out for you. probably none too well if i had to guess. three souls in the draw pile. we love it man. i don't think, i mean countdown is interesting but we killed too fast for this to be relevant i think. i think this is
35:23 a situation where we don't look where we're going, we just immediately pick a campfire and rest. lantern's beautiful. like immediately having six weakness, six vulnerability on him. he's gotta be feeling pretty bad about that. he's probably like, damn, what the fuck did i do, man? i think you gotta start with a little block and then spread the fucking love around. i guess i should have hit both of the other debuffs i was gonna put on first, but still pretty huge. i mean, your ass is fucked, man.
36:19 this deck is actually good. we don't have like any two cost cards, so this is not gonna happen. i don't, deathbringer in the misery is interesting, i just don't think we need it, but a veilpiercer opens up our combo potential a little bit. buff that lethality, take a rest, pray that the elite's not too bad. i have no idea if this guy's bad or not. i still like, i don't know a lot about this game to be honest. i couldn't tell you what his fucking name is. if i had to get, i'm gonna say this guy's called the rune master.
37:11 that's the infested prism. i wasn't even in the right ballpark. i wasn't even in a similar domain. i thought he was called the rune master. that's the dorito? the dorito is called the rune master? i'm surprised that i know the name of an individual in this game. you're free and you do more damage, but we don't really... we want to play our best attack first. our best attack is this. we don't need to see a basic. in slay the spire 1, i don't think i ever heard you call the slug boss by the correct name.
38:03 slay the spire 1 slug, but we're talking about the guy i call the timekeeper who is actually the time eater, i think. i mean, i'll tell you one thing, he's really eating time or maybe it's, i'll tell you what, let me rephrase. i'll tell you, i know it's eating time. i know it's, it's a syllabic difference. i know it's eating time when i played 11 cards and i still got a vault in my fucking hand. then i know it's time to eat. it's time to feast.
38:38 he knows, he knows. it gives you a free turn, basically. it gives you a free turn. holy shit, he played bodyguard before he played unleash. you were doing too much with it? it's literally gonna go multi platinum on slaythespirememes.com, okay? i've been doing this a long time, bud. i know what i'm doing. not necessary, not interested. talk to this fellow.
39:32 roller girl or amber waves? i'm not even lying to you, i legit thought you were talking about like vancouver civil politics until i clocked that it was a boogie night's reference. i mean, it depends on the context, but why not both? they seem chill.
39:59 maybe chill is the wrong word, but like there's motherfuckers in the movie that are way less chill i mean william h macy was wild in the fuck out bro talk about ruining the vibes of the party like bro didn't give a fuck about anybody but himself on the other hand he was kind of valid it was he kind of if i may kind of found himself in a in a five shaggies type situation and
40:25 he kind of found himself in the exact thought experiment that you posed to me. it wasn't one scooby! i'm not gonna put that evil on her, i guess, but i mean it might have been more than five shaggies. he didn't need to do all that shit though. ah, beast mode, i'm afraid. they're saying you should not describe william h. macy's behavior in boogie nights as beast mode, but i mean...
41:01 i was gonna say a lot of people are saying and then just try to figure out how to end the sentence. a lot of people are saying though that in many ways such as the afghanistan or the south africa, many us americans don't even have maps. and such as you guys ever heard that one? that's an old youtube classic. i'll take a seance man. killer miss universe reference.
41:34 i believe that was the miss teen south carolina. it was college ball, they weren't pros yet. you bail pierce, free lethality. she had a master's degree actually. i mean anybody could just speak wrong, happens all the time man. not to me necessarily but some other people who are doing stuff. get putrefied. i don't wanna die. we've been on a wave lately.
42:39 and i don't want to die. i can lose a fear. we have so much vulnerability coming out anyway. you're doing 28 damage. 28 damage. this the cuffs was literally built for this like petawawa. fuck it bro. cross the plane. should have upgraded it to be honest but your divorce take was kind of an l. i mean there are a lot of people who said it was a dub so i'm just gonna listen. first off, if you don't if you ever get offended by any joke that i say
43:22 it was a joke. if you think that i struck on some innate wisdom, i would say i'm something of a modern day philosopher. what was your take? i said, don't make me say it again because it hurts people. it's a take that hurts people. my take was, and it's based on my personal experience, i think i'm glad i met my wife when i was young because
43:51 she was able to mold me into a functional adult who takes care of his living space, cleans up, declutters, runs errands, handles his responsibilities, etc. etc. it's not me saying that all middle aged men are disasters. all i'm saying is if you're a man who lives alone, you have no like... you don't have
44:16 the bumpers on the gutter that keep the bowling ball from scoring zero pins. okay? so you could just be throwing gutter balls for like 15 years to the point where you like start to love gutter balls. you could start you like it becomes too late to change is what i'm trying to say or at least it becomes a lot harder. that's what i'm saying. where's the divorce part? i said for some reason the way i frame this is
44:45 that you guys are anti divorce. when obviously like i would rather see couples happily married than see people get divorced for no reason and like spread misery. but divorce is actually a good thing because if your relationship is fucked up there's a way for you to get out of it. so i'm that you are looking at divorce as a red flag whereas i think it's more of a red flag to be the age of someone who could be divorced but instead has never actually lived for a considerable length of time with a partner.
45:13 so i was saying if you were like a divorcee and you were doing online dating, you're better off probably looking for a divorcee than someone that's never been in a committed relationship. because at least it gives you a vote of confidence that someone at some point said, i'm buying in. i'm buying in this, i'm making a long term investment in this person and maybe it didn't work out, but
45:45 they at least had something worth buying it. they believed in it at one point. plus two but stop calling me out? then i'll stop calling you out because you said plus two. everyone else says minus two, stop saying it. i will not stop saying it. wait, am i fucking dead? yes, i'm dead as fuck. motherfucker. i guess i could have turned and faced the other way and maybe lived for another turn, but...
46:21 didn't you say this like several years ago? i say it once every few years. but the problem is that someone watches a vod, gets their feelings hurt, and then comes back and asks me to justify it. and then i justify it with even more nuance than before, and everyone in chat goes, plus two, plus two, plus two, and then that person who thought they were gonna get me now feels even worse about themselves. and for some reason, it's my fault. it's my fault that they came here with an axe to grind and left with a paper cut. it's my fault. when they did that to themselves.
46:58 doesn't make any damn sense to me. now i'm sure there's some dudes who are 52, never had a long term relationship just because their standards are really, really high. they just haven't met the right person and they want a lot of time to do their hobbies instead. and that's valid.
47:20 i'm feeling 52. well, i don't know about you. me after i have one beer at lunch and wake up 18 hours later. i don't know about you. i'm feeling 52. every time i think i'm gonna fart, i squirt a little poo. i don't know how the meter goes in the song. i only know the first part about being 22. you're so gross, man. i didn't invent the human body. i didn't invent the human body. you blame your own fucking selves, man.
48:00 i didn't make your digestive tract. that shit, i don't know what fucking did that to be honest with you. and i didn't even write that fucking song. what the fuck? i mean, charged battery is the best card, the best common card that's ever been invented in my opinion, so we take that. i was watching squeak's stream a little bit. is squeak's a ball knower? he keeps making references to the virgin suicides.
48:37 it's his favorite movie. it's actually like, so i don't watch a lot of twitch. so i don't know like how deep the joke runs, but it's actually like an awesome movie. it's a really, really good movie. he met kirsten dunst and told her he watches it once a year. and you're making fun of him for this. that he met, he met an actress and said, i love your work. i watch it once a year. he told kirsten dunst it's his favorite movie.
49:11 he was, he's never seen, okay, that's fucked up. that's not okay. he's never seen it? that's crazy. no man, that's wild. maybe we can do a darkness build. they imdb'd her before walking up and saw that as number one. okay, so number one on imdb doesn't even make sense, cuz that shit is in chronological order, sorted from newest. so what do you mean it's number one on imdb?
49:54 there's no shot that's number one on letterboxd for kirsten dunst because they were fucking... she was in spider man. so it's obviously going to be spider man at the top of the list. they were antagonizing my goat, man. oh, it's in the known for section. she's literally in eternal sunshine? well, yeah, but like in a supporting role. oh, marie antoinette, let's put it that way.
50:28 number one's eternal sunshine. letterboxx is sorted by number of ratings, bro. there's no shot that spider man 1 is not kirsten dunst's most logged movie on letterboxx. i'll go 10 toes down on that one. 10 toes down and grabbing my ankles. i looked it up earlier. it's eternal sunshine. i disagree. aww.
51:14 they were looking for a deep cut not number one. well that's fair. i mean it's kind of... why would... can i ask something without... and i'm being dragged into drama frog content. why were they antagonizing kirsten dunst? they could have given her an authentic compliment or so because i'm sure they've seen spider man. they could have just been like, hey i loved you in spider man. i mean they didn't want to be those guys but they are those guys because they didn't know the movie.
51:45 so they're misrep that's even worse to be inauthentically a different guy than authentically yourself is substantially more decoded. kirsten dunst is the worst part of spider man? fuck are you talking about, man? this is great. the worst part of spider man is the green goblin. the guy is evil. he's an evil person. i didn't know, by the way, until i was talking about it with kory yesterday, i didn't know there were people who hate kirsten dunst like kory does. i like her!
52:24 i think she's a good actress, i think she's taken some interesting projects. explain civil war? i don't think the movie's very good but i think it's an interesting project. she was great in that one supermassive game. did i call someone kirsten dunst in a supermassive game and now i don't remember? that seems like it could have happened. i always confuse her with bryce dallas howard. what the f ? bryce dallas howard is like 12 years older, man. what are we doing here? you got her confused with hayden panettiere!
53:21 bryce dallas howard is younger? that's what i meant. whatever. she was good in small soldiers? bro, she's fucking good in most of her movies. what? you don't have to pick like a shitty movie from when she was like 11. you could just pick like a good movie from when she was an adult. this is... i'm freaking the fuck out. she's in jumanji, end of convo? no, man, not end of convo. i'm fucking freaking out. she's got roles as an adult where she was good.
53:58 fargo season 2, marie antoinette. i haven't seen power of the dog. oh, they're sorry. yeah, they did say end of convo and i'm still talking. my bad. my bad. jumanji's good. i think jumanji 1 is pretty good. you got to evaluate it on its own terms, of course. oh, you are cooked, lad. he's in anchorman 2, end of convo. don't need a flex potion. chill could actually really help us get some darkness orbs out there.
54:51 sleeper good kirsten dunst movie, drop dead gorgeous? absolutely. and actually i can't believe i haven't mentioned this yet. first off, yes, drop dead gorgeous is really good. secondly, the virgin suicides is insNLy good. like i know it's now part of the meme, like the culture is eating itself, but like virgin suicides is an amazing movie. it's so good, corey gave it a three even though he hates kirsten dunst. like more than really it makes sense at all, but
55:35 i'm just playing that's my counter strike oshi kill you i know it seems crazy to overkill you like this that's cuz it is we should kill you like that and then no but then this is just gonna well then i have to use this to kill you which is unfortunate, but maybe we were all sons of bitches or whatever why is she always in freaky movies? why because she made like
56:16 generational wealth maybe within like the first three or four years of her career and then like as a result has the freedom to do artistically interesting projects. also yeah she is in spider man now that i think about it. it's true she is in fucking spider man so i guess she also... what do you mean spider man wasn't freaky? bro turned into a fucking spider. that's freaky. the type of freaky shit that jeff goldblum was doing in the fly. david cronenberg made that shit. freaky ass upside down kiss.
56:54 huge draw, man. bro shoots organic webs. and is he strong? listen, bub, he's got radioactive blood. is he strong? is he? radioactive blood, probably. no joke. and i swear, i'm being 10 toes down and grabbing my ankles on this one. i think we want this into this into this. we did like jeopardy trivia in the eighth grade. and it was not like a huge event.
57:35 but i remember it and you're about to find out why i remember. for final jeopardy, we were split into like four teams. for final jeopardy, every team had to pick one member of the team to go up and be the representative. my team picked me. good decision. then the question was, i guess the answer was,
57:59 fill in the blank from the spider man tv show theme song. spins a web any size, catches thieves blank. and i went, oh, fucking just like flies. wrote that shit down. it was like too easy. everyone's going to get it right. fucking nobody else got it right. and also all the other kids in the class were like, what the fuck?
58:25 how the fuck did you know that? nobody on earth could possibly know that. they outed me as a nerd. bro, context clues? that's what i'm saying, man! they think you're a freak. they're like, no, like fuck me, the knowledge stuck in my brain. it wasn't like i went, okay, remember, remember that, i might need that years later.
58:56 they always go, nobody knows that shit man. nobody knows brad pitt was in interview with the vampire you fucking freak. then they're like, yeah, they're like kill him. kill him. okay, i want to ask you something. i like defrag, but i do have to say it doesn't scale darkness as much as you would expect, right? it only adds like two more darkness. it's, i mean, it's like, it scales one to one. i mean to say it doesn't apply a scaling factor.
59:31 it does, yeah, it scales frost, of course. it goes from six to eight a turn. okay, we still take it though. i mean, we don't even have any other powers, so signal boost does nothing and we're not a status deck, so goopy's not bad, man. i think they're all pretty, i like this guy. i like taking pale's tears and then forgetting that i had it. um, i gotta think. i do think goopy's pretty solid. pale's eye... i take pale's flesh. i think whoever said pale's flesh was spittin'.
1:00:22 pale steers just bread but better. that's how people are talking about tortillas these days. they both got their place. controversially, they both got their place. in my belly. ideally. or on the plate. once got tears on ice cream, my favorite run ever. sounds like my birthday party when i was a kid. once i was seven years old. i don't think we want any of that shit.
1:00:59 it just seemed and you know what, now i'm getting a little bit more of an understanding of what's going on with this virgin suicides bit and i gotta say, i gotta say i actually understand why it's part of the lore now. i definitely understand why it's part of the lore. thank you for contributing to my well rounded understanding of it. you are in a lot of trouble, lad. never mind, i'm taking damage.
1:01:37 it is a funny movie. i have a bias, right? i thought that you guys were making fun of squeaks for watching a sad movie. because in my head i look at you and this is just me being honest. it's not necessarily nice but it's honest.
1:01:54 i look at you as like little infants who basically they're like, why would you watch anything that would give you quote unquote negative feelings? like, why would you deliberately try to experience the whole range of human emotion? you should only experience like the stuff that is obviously positive and never ever interface with things that are even slightly negative. it's not fair. so but my initial hunch drawing from that
1:02:23 was that you were like, watching that movie is stupid because it made you sad. but now i've realized that you actually have a very, very valid reason for making fun of him for his quote unquote enjoyment of the virgin suicides, which is that he is still not seen it. and moreover, had the, i don't even know what the, the audacity is maybe like a little, just a very strange choice.
1:02:55 to lie to an actress. i might even go so far as to say almost trolling her by creating an inside joke with your chat at her expense when you could have just said, i loved you in spider man or something like that. i did not say it was misogynist. i don't think there's any misogyny built in there. it's just, and the squeaks, this is not clip farming. feel free to respond.
1:03:33 in any way that you see fit or feel free not to also because i mean i've said some stuff that probably could be construed as insane as well but it's just it's just a little strange it's just a little strange it wasn't a joke with chat does chat know that it happened does kirsten know that it happened i rest my case man it happened before chat existed what like way back when in six and seven
1:04:18 most of it was ludwig. i'll get to that guy. i got my own problems with that guy. we want to... we want to hit you with this, n.k.u. watch the short. i will continue to comment on it without watching the short. as is my right as a streamer. i will continue to have an opinion based exclusively on secondhand hearsay without ever interfacing with a primary source, okay? are you learning chinese because of ludwig?
1:05:06 i think like kind of indirectly. yeah, yeah. what's crazy again and again, i don't know shit about chinese. like i've only been learning it for like a week and a half. what's crazy is that the predominant theme of like the response to tip to tip besides like this is funny as fuck is everyone is saying like it's chinese is so shit. i was like every time i watched it i was like i think the dude's actually doing really well considering learning chinese as a native english speaker is hard as fuck.
1:05:36 and also, he only had two weeks to do it and knowing you probably had other shit to do in that two weeks. so he was going away for a month after that or something. i think he was doing pretty well. but then when everyone's like, yeah, and his chinese is so bad, i had to be like, yeah, man, yeah. otherwise they would think my chinese is bad, which obviously it isn't. obviously mine is good as fuck. now this is looking good.
1:06:20 learning new language is hard as fuck as an adult. i'm gonna say something controversial. i think it's probably like hard as fuck as like a little baby too. if i had to guess. like that's the thing people are like, oh it might take you like six months to get to the level of proficiency that like a chinese one year old has. that would be fucking bullish for a beast like me because it took them a year to learn that much chinese and i'm doing it in in six months? i must be a fucking genius or something.
1:06:52 i must be operating on a different fucking level. this is a huge play. give it to me straight, doc. is there any way i can kill three decimillipedes on the same turn? you're not sleeping 14 hours a day? i know, they're on that fucking... they're on the otani regimen, man. some of us got shit to fucking do. looking for this? you have to take it. you literally just have to take it in all circumstances. no, because what if you draw it by accident? you don't want to do it.
1:07:52 baby koalas sleep long as fuck. i'm starting to think honestly from what i know about sleep, vis a vis barry bonds and shohei ohtani, i'm starting to think that honestly koalas might be good as fuck at hitting home runs. why would you play that in that order? that doesn't even make any sense. because honestly it seems like the more you sleep, the easier it is to fucking knock it out of the park. well this was devastating. you can't play echo form and no matter what you play you die. so get that shit whipping around and then pray.
1:08:36 dual cast? dual cast. um, play all of your defense. we make it. and then rest and fight another elite in me. oooooooohhhh! the humble regal pillow! still in a lot of trouble. mmm, that's good though. so easily forgotten. memes that live rent free in your head. wallet, keys. oh shit, the furtive pygmy.
1:09:30 i almost forgot. you know that one where obama's running out to the helicopter from the white house, but then he runs back in because he forgot the deferred pygmy? this could be big, man. i say that every morning heading to work. you're a real one. real ones know. i think we want a double dual cast. i needed that block. goofy chuckle, you mean the chaos emeralds? i'm only somewhat familiar with that one.
1:10:17 i'm not a hundred percent, obviously it's got kingdom hearts energy. it's obama chuckled. obama chuckled, you mean the chaos emeralds? the kingdom hearts thing i always think about is someone that's like sora, there's a call coming in for you on the gummy phone or something like that. literally has to be played. the echo form is very simple. you have to take it and you have to play it. anything else would be uncivilized, bro.
1:11:03 i don't want to draw garbage next time. whatever. i still drew garbage. doesn't even matter. still chilling. i re demise the tea set. helix dril has a certain je ne sais quoi, but it's really just darkness orbs that win the day for us, man. wait, we're in a tight spot? can't play echo form?
1:12:17 you have to play it? yeah, well i think no matter what we play we just die. i think regardless of what we play we die. but you might as well like throw everything at the wall and just see what sticks man. because they take the damage at the end of their turn. which like seriously sucks. because they're gonna hit us for a whole bunch and then they're gonna take the damage. well is what it is.
1:12:52 zzap5050 lost? zzap5051, right? i don't know because we had the orb, you're right. we had the orb. all right, still