succession head⧸silent players： Shiv is my favorite (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 inspired to your everlasting deck builder you can see it fading fast. so you grab a couple cards that you think will win it fast. but you wouldn't even know a berry if you held it in your hand. the silent, i love that man. should i go see bright eyes in portland? maybe but get ticket insurance. can you do that? can you get ticket insurance? dude, honestly, i would happily transform here. acrobatics and a sucker punch? gen z boss and a mini for real?
0:38 right here in front of my salad. what did they say? sorry, i'm hitting all the millennial stims at once. i'm also holding a mystical sphere. it's direct from lasalle. know what i'm talking about? probably, probably. alright, we're hitting all the, all the flanderized nl stims. what's your favorite track off the philip glass mishima life in four chapters soundtrack? i don't know, man. i think it might have to be
1:13 a poem written in blood from the runaway horses vignette. i mean osamu's theme from kyoko's house. stage blood is not enough is really good too, but i do like osamu's theme from kyoko's house with the surf guitar like the steel guitar. let me get that. that is a classic man. osamu hussein. i don't know if you've seen the movie. well, sane it's a
1:47 maybe it's fucking insane to be saying in a crazy world, man. you guys think nl ever beat final fantasy vii? yeah, bro, i beat final fantasy vii. i fought the fucking tombury in the meteor's cave, okay? yeah, yeah, i've beaten final fantasy vii. i've beaten all three phases of sephiroth. i think you gotta pay the price here. he only has two? yeah, well, okay, but the first phase is fucking jenova, bro, or whatever. they ain't slick is what i'm trying to say.
2:26 did you use knights of the round? no, honestly i'm realizing, um, i said this to my discord last night. i've taken, and this is, so you asked me a question about final fantasy vii. let's go back to the creation of the universe and like how we're all tethered to the same live stream to put it in again final fantasy vii terms. um, i've taken the black pill when it comes to parenting which is
2:50 there are things that you can do as a parent to give your kid the best chance of avoiding certain pitfalls. the thing that inspired this was someone in the peloton discord saying, i don't want my kid to be a picky eater so we're on like this regimented like introduction to solid foods plan for when they get older. i didn't like that's good. that's a good thing. don't get me wrong. but my thread that has connected
3:15 it's defining my relationship with my child as she's been like three and older and she's now five is realizing holy shit she's doing all the shit that i was doing when i was her age and i'm googling it which didn't exist when i was her age and i'm going what the fuck am i on the the autism adhd spectrum
3:41 i'm having like a wake up moment where i'm looking at this shit and i'm going, wait a sec, i'm discovering that i'm neurodivergent as a result of seeing my daughter who is like a pure being relatively unaffected by culture and stuff like that. just demonstrating the traits straight from her, like expressing them straight from her genes essentially.
4:09 so we were on the books, we did solid food introductions, she had a really good diverse palate and then she got old enough to have some agency and then she went, i only want to eat pasta. i'm a picky eater. i only want pizza and pasta. so what i'm learning is like holy shit. like this is not only teaching me something about myself but also like
4:36 there's just some shit that's in the genes that no matter how you try to like build a box and prevent the traits from expressing
4:43 they're just going to be who they want to be. and the black pill on parenting is just like, a, try to give them a safe environment for them to express their personality and try to nudge them. but at the same time, like you don't have any degree of control. if you want to be mad, don't be mad at yourself for like, oh, i was like too permissive of a parent. be mad at yourself for having some fucked up dna and not realizing how fucked up it was until you passed it on.
5:09 if you didn't want to deal with a picky eater, you should have thought of that before you conceived a child. because if you were a picky eater as a kid, it's like a rite of passage as a young adult to be like, man, my parents are responsible for all the problems with my personality. if they only kept me more regimented and locked in as a kid, if they forced me to
5:31 eat different foods, i wouldn't be a picky eater now as an adult. no bro, they're carrying the same fucking yolk that you are, because their fucking parents did it to them, whose parents back in like the fucking great depression did it to them, who have ancestors back in like the fucking 17th century who were like, i only want to eat, i only want to eat bread and oats. i, mom, i just want bread and oats. it's, it's fucking baked into the dna man.
6:04 there were fucking cavemen or something going around like, i only want to eat sweet potatoes. well, i'm sorry, but with the sweet potatoes, we had to rotate the crops this year. now we only got like squash and they were probably crashing the fuck out, man.
6:25 so did i get knights of the round? no, because i think i had adhd as a kid and it was a lot of work to get the golden chocobo and golden saucer and then drive it across the fucking like the deep water to get to the cave where you can get knights of the round. that's why i didn't get knights of the round, okay? does that answer your fucking question? clear comms, clear comms. well laid plans is really we're on the fourth node, that's so crazy. oh.
7:19 but that's also it should annoy you that i'm on this journey of self discovery because i did fucking tank it so i'm not gonna say what's your excuse because that's blip but like all you fucking anything now man i beat it i fucking i don't know oops i've clicked off the screen i'm gonna do damage to you at some point i can tell you're gonna save this one for when you have no block i beat it too which is why it's hard to deal with my girlfriend who's a mega picky eater
8:01 you have one of those relationships where you both watch the stream or is it are you is this a safe place? i didn't even pick a card man. it's really, it don't matter. if you don't watch that's huge. we take those.
8:26 hey now my friend is beating the millennial movie taste allegations his top four are mulholland drive possession, valerie and her week of wonders and the thing. yeah, i don't know who's gonna break the news to him mulholland drive is in everybody's top four mulholland drive's in everybody's top four the things in everybody's top four man, it doesn't mean that it doesn't deserve to be in there it doesn't mean that it doesn't deserve it. i never said it doesn't deserve it i'm just saying a lot of millennials are fucking with it man. not me though
8:58 i haven't seen it yet, but i will at some point. it's a fun movie, but it's not that good. is that how people normally feel about ohaland drive? they normally describe it as a fun movie. maybe it is, i don't know. a fun romp through 90s la? ah, take me back, man. guy who was never there? fuck, man. take me back.
9:37 guy who lives in... sorry, this is like it's too evil. but the first thing that... the sentence that popped into my head fully formed was, guy who lives in seattle but never lives his apartment? fuck, i would have loved to live in 1970s los angeles, man. god, that would have been awesome. hold.
10:12 i can't read that. someone just posted a message in simplified chinese. i can't read that, but i'm telling you, dead ass, i'm getting close. so watch your fucking back. i know that the last, i'm pretty sure the last word in there, the last character is le. so you're saying something with emphasis. 100% your ass is saying something with emphasis. damn, i'm getting my ass kicked here because i'm not paying attention at all. whatever, we got phantom knives so we can't lose. click too fast.
10:57 click too damn fast. whatever, this is still like, it's a possibly incredible run. you see that mark? yeah, i know you're asking a question buddy. hey, that's a good point. when you put ma at the end of a sentence in mandarin, you put a question mark if you're writing it or is it, are there no question marks? you do? don't say they took our whole flow bar for bar. don't say they took our whole flow bar for bar. start of your first turn, lose two energy. the start of all other turns, gain energy. wait, we need phantom blades.
11:42 i mean a cloak and dagger would go crazy. finisher is kind of a beast in this deck too. we got like, i mean it's completely possible to lose this one. let's start right there. but they have given us the easiest path possible to not losing it. they've given us like every enabler that we could possibly have for a ship deck, which is a very powerful archetype. i mean five shivs is really good man. we don't need infinite blades.
12:26 early if we're just content to hold like three extra shivs and then play them every turn. like you play one, would make outrageous claims like she invented the question mark. no shivs coming next turn? probably still play a finisher but not a big finisher. monthly criterion refresh hits like crack. i know it sucks though if you're like
13:11 a movie that they added in may that didn't get watched in may. and then like, basically it's like corporate thrillers on criterion as soon as the wedding anthology hit. i don't want to play with you anymore. sorry michael douglas's arbitrage. i don't give a fuck about you bro. i'm watching melancholia soon, okay? it's one time. that was a good play.
13:52 i feel like i'm gonna get my ass killed when you explode. i should have been using more shivs. what do we got here? dagger spray? higher marks? i think i still have a play though. the play is use the cunning potion when we draw finisher the next time. it's not michael douglas, it's richard gere. sorry, i'm behind the times on arbitrage. it's true, you're absolutely right. you're not wrong for saying it.
14:42 that's a richard gere joint. six times seven! yes, dude! draw a great defend here and then retain it. huge. and we're chilling, bro. i mean, an afterimage is definitely good in a shiv deck. who is this motherfucker? dark souls 2 ass wraithform plus. i never see this guy. why is he dark souls 2 coded? because there's a fucking pirate area in dark souls 2.
15:38 that has boats that kind of look like the boat that he's in. that area is sweet. what's wrong with this guy? he's not chilling. i hate dark souls too. what's crazy is i loved it when everybody hated it. now everybody loves it and i fucking hate it. i do like astrolobe, but my thing with astrolobe is like, i mean we have such a good synergy in our deck. i don't want to put like a competing archetype in necessarily, but
16:17 removing two cards is kind of like a snooze, but it's an elegant snooze that doesn't compromise our deck synergy at all. you would probably feel pretty good about cutting some basic strikes. first principles, don't take damage. first principles, do damage so you take less damage. that's not a boat. he's in a boat of some sort, okay? i should have saved my damn shiv. now we're chilling. theoretically possible. i want to use a fire potion here.
17:09 you break your shield so i can go belt to ass mode. i break your shield. i break it up. have you ever seen hollow man? you think that's ever come into criterion collection?
17:43 i love wearing my i love escape plan shirt. i love escape plan. it's a zero cost card with upside. it's a zero cost card that replaces itself and possibly also gives you a defense and also scales with the dexterity which we have with footwork. i'm pointing to escape plan. i take as many of these as i can get in every single deck. it's gotta be a squash. we have no vulnerability. i hate any event that forces us to add a card though, even if the card is exactly what we need. fuck you, i won't do what you tell me. i'm gonna win.
18:18 obadachi life voice with that one. that ass. this would be, i would rather have the card back, but this is one of the least bad cards of mine that i think you could take. please draw, thank you for drawing something that weakens and then a little bit of extra defense. do what you can, man. it's literally one of your best cards. it's not a shiv, so i take issue with you saying that. are you going to escape next turn?
19:11 you're gonna fucking try it. i mean bro is gone. can i? yeah, whatever. thanks for making my deck thinner. free card removal if you're not a coward. we have a shop coming up. we're probably gonna upgrade next. you know what? give me a waffle. oh, so you hate pancakes. yes, if waffles are a frame of reference. yes, yes i do. we want that and then i mean it'd be worse.
20:00 if waffles is the frame of reference, then yeah bro, i hate pancakes. if bugs are the frame of reference, no, pancakes are awesome. it's that simple. it's an early after image. it's a fan of knives because we get one energy back. and then a dexterity potion into taking only a small amount of damage. so many cowards in chat. it literally depends. yeah, it depends whether you like being right or you're okay being wrong.
21:03 pancakes are generally fresh. sometimes they give you a fucked up pre made waffle. you've, you, i'm saying this with, i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. i'm saying this with sincerity. you've eaten at a restaurant that has served you like an eggo waffle? like you've ordered a waffle, they've served you an eggo? that seems to me like the type of thing where you would go to the reviews on google and they would be like, they serve, i paid $7 for a belgian style waffle and they gave me an eggo.
21:35 a continental breakfast? oh, okay, continental breakfast is its own beast. that's a totally different set of constraints, because sometimes the continental breakfast, you go into it thinking, okay, i hope this is the kind of one that has like the warmers full of bacon and sausage and stuff like that, and maybe like four different kinds of juices, and then you get there and there's just a fucked up trapezoidal bowl that's full of like bananas, or like pre made jimmy dean's sausage
22:06 sandwiches that are like in plastic and stuff like that. sometimes though, sometimes you get a good one. and that's what it's all about, man. i love those warm wet scrambled eggs. they are really bad. you're not wrong. they are really bad. and the marriott, they do it both ways, which is crazy.
22:37 sometimes you go to a marriott and you have like a really nice breakfast buffet and sometimes you go to a marriott of the same standard and it's just a bowl. it's just a damn bowl of bullshit. how are you not dead, man? not a fork, not a spoon. something in between.
23:04 we want nothing. easiest elite fight of my life. oh my god, ornamental fan. if we win this run without focusing at all on anything that we're doing, it's an indictment of the silent. it means that the silent is like is brain off mode. we do need more energy turn one though. that much is doubtless. i want to visit either halifax or st. john's, newfoundland this weekend. but not this weekend, this summit. any advice?
23:45 i've been to halifax once when i was 10 and i thought it was cool. they had an imax way before a lot of other parts of canada had the imax. so there's that which is pretty nice. and this changes the fucking game for us right here.
24:34 ripped to that telegraph operator who stopped the train when the ammunition boat was on fire and saved all those people. i mean he's a canadian hero for sure, he's a canadian hero for a reason. one of the all time great canadian heritage minutes as well. up there with um i need those peach baskets back of course that one's undeniable
25:04 i guess we just probably put up defense and then kill you next turn. or also the one that even as a kid didn't, i'm a house hippo man myself so you don't know ball. and the reason you don't know ball is because the house hippo is not a heritage moment. it's a different thing. it's a different nonprofit that did that advertisement. but dr. penfield, i smell burnt toast. that's a knower right there. that's a certified knower. i'm dodging an elite here.
25:41 the one that never made sense to me, even as a child, maybe especially as a child, was when they had irish people immigrating to canada and the judge made them change their name. because i'm like, it's not like they were
25:58 coming in with names that were like completely unpronounceable to 19th century canadian bureaucrats like they were coming in and being like oh my name's like my name's mike o'neill, and they would go what? no the fuck it isn't bro. no it isn't that's insane. that's unbelievable you would have to say my name of jeff
26:32 my canadian friends of chinese descent went through the same thing in school. that's true. i mean, when i was teaching in korea, they did the same shit. they were like on day one of kindergarten, you had to give your korean students like an english name. so i ended up, sometimes you would be teaching like third graders and you'd be like, what the fuck is named like? name their kids like schwarzenegger and stuff like that. there was just some english teachers fucking around. now for the rest of your life, you gotta be looking like
27:01 rolls royce or something equally fucked up like tim. tangled fucking web we weave, man. tim drake is cool. he literally lost the beef. i don't know if you're paying attention, but he lost the beef. he lost the beef a long time ago, young pup. get over it. and i don't give a fuck. anytime i say he lost the beef, people are like, oh, what about pink moon? man, fuck pink moon.
27:41 five leaves left and brighter later are better. i'm just kidding, i actually think pink moon's probably the best even though it is also the most glazed. i mean, it's the most glazed for a reason to be honest with you. other ones are worth listening to though. i'll rest on this. you need after image, you need phantom blades. you don't necessarily need infinite blades turn one.
28:35 burger king just gave me a full size whopper instead of the junior i paid for. god is with me today. that's a great moment. i remember, it's crazy that i remember it, but also, i mean, you might remember it too if this shit happened to you. when you order 10 piece chicken mcnugget combo and then your bag smells like a mcchicken and then you open it up and there's a fucking mcchicken in there. best tasting mcchicken you're ever gonna have in your entire life, even if it is like 80% mayonnaise by volume. and it always is.
29:19 onion ring in the fries. onion ring in the fries is also peak for sure, man. absolutely no doubt about that. you know the canadian fast food chain harvey's used to offer a product called frings and it was half fries and half onion rings. and i'll tell you, you would think that it's like a genius product to offer. it actually sucked.
29:45 the dream is to get an onion ring in the fries. like having one onion ring in a box of fries is awesome. but having like half an order of fries and then the compensation is like three onion rings, that doesn't feel good. that feels bad. check this out. the man is nonstop. i would rather get the vulnerability, which means we should have played it first, but whatever.
30:21 because the problem is, and any a&w enjoyers will also know this, but a&w is also, as far as canadian fast food goes, it's extremely peak. but the cost for upgrading from fries to onion rings is not merely as so many people blithely consider $4.50. and it's a hell of an upcharge, don't get me wrong. i'll be the first to tell you.
30:49 the real cost alongside the $4.50 monetary cost is that you end up giving up like 50 french fries for like eight onion rings. so i'm sure like calorically that might come out in the wash, but like spiritually you're like, i'm getting less food. it's just higher quality food. so there's an opportunity cost associated with it as well. belt to ask man belt to ask. it's looking good. i think we should save money, go to the shop and try to buy
31:35 panther draft. otherwise we'd probably lose on the bosses at least. trap. you talk about manny malhotra being the canucks head coach yet? not really. i did see him at save on foods once, probably like 10 years ago. i've seen a lot of vancouver... no, not many players. i saw ben hutton once and i saw elias pettersson crossing the street in kitsilano once. but apart from that, i've seen a lot of the brass. patrick alveen at london drugs.
32:10 manny malholtra at save on foods. trevor linden i saw at another grocery store. i think you're right. i think fiddle's absolutely the play here. whatever. do i look like i need a card? i'm chilling, bro. did he throw the run? no, man, the run is looking awesome. if you don't know enough to look at this and be like, did he throw the run, then you don't need to worry about that. hey, they turned acrobatics into the meme, bro. it would still be op even if it was just discard one.
33:20 bogged, double mogged. this is literally, i don't know, like seven block or something. that's one of those. that plays six shivs. six shivs. it plays six shivs. shivs do four damage or something. shivs do four damage.
34:06 4 times 50% equals 6. what are you... what are you talking about? that doesn't add up. i'm trying to figure out if we have lethal or if i need to put up some block. either way you're playing this because it's a block. and then this would take you to... because we could easily... i think you stall his ass. i think you play a defend and then weaken him so you take no damage. and then you get his ass next turn, hopefully. it's that simple.
34:45 and then of course on act three you never take any other cards, that's a given. add a clumsy, get a relic, absolutely would. hate it by the way, but we need to find a way to cheat our way into a pantograph. you feel like a finisher would kind of go crazy on this turn, but i can't make the space. i think we need, honestly, i think we do better with this horrible decision, absolutely horrible decision. literally i don't care because we still played a skill.
35:34 it might as well say, zero cost gain 0.7 block. best card in the game as far as i'm concerned. zero cost gain 0.7 block. yeah, man, that's what it's all about. oh, that's true. and it gives me, well, this probably fucking kills you, man. we also get one extra block out. it's like 1.7 block because of after image. huge.
36:17 a card that exhausts would get soul's power. we have no cards that exhaust, which seems impossible, but forgotten soul is kind of good for us. oh, that's true. blade dance does exhaust, but i still think it's the right play. don't, i mean, five shivs is something. we'd rather maybe have an infinite blades, an infinite blades and then do eight damage. i'm not 100% sure that this is a win.
37:04 but i would say that it's i will consider it a failure if it doesn't at least beat the first boss. five shivs or dinner with the cunning potion. it has to be dinner with the cunning potion because you could you could choose when they're in the end and that's op. huge. winning the stanley cup or dinner with god. information request. am i a player winning the stanley cup or am i a dude on his couch watching my team win the stanley cup? player
38:05 probably take the stanley cup in that case. i like that the idea that we're starting with the principle that the almighty is real and you could have dinner with them. and then i'm saying, that's good. that's good, but to win one stanley cup as a player would probably be better. i gotta think about this. maybe i gotta think about this. you're destroyed, man. leading strike? we already have so many shivs. some people might even say too many shivs.
38:50 dinner with god but he talks with his mouth full. not a problem for a beast like me, i'm one of those neurodivergent people who doesn't have mesophonia. notice how the the verbiage has evolved. i did not say i'm not neurodivergent, i did not say i'm neurotypical, i just don't have the one where people are like please tell me when he stops eating on microphone. it literally doesn't bother me at all. i have the one where like um
39:17 i'm baring my soul with this one. i have the one where i really hate picking up mr. clean magic erasers. there's just something about the, like even just thinking about the texture of the magic eraser on my fingers and thumb is making me feel fucking very weird. almost gave me goosebumps there. it doesn't feel good, man. i want to like, i want to put a glove on to use the magic eraser.
39:45 styrofoam, i understand the styrofoam aversion. it doesn't bother me that much, but i totally get it. but the magic eraser is a different type of beast altogether. this is gonna put a shiv in our discard pile, but it has to be done. you don't have the one that mentions video games out of context? okay, listen, i read that from chat. that person is evil. you guys are all innocent as far as i'm concerned.
40:24 does that one exist? yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. 100%. bricks are my weakness. i actually feel like picking up a brick feels good as fuck. i feel like, because it's like smooth and cool. like it's got the, it's got a satisfying feeling in your hand. picking up a brick feels, feels awesome, man. the mr. clean magic eraser feels, oh, ceramic feels so good. oh no, i'm becoming, i'm becoming one of those people.
41:02 wait till my review of marie antoinette is that's like they literally killed her because she's neurodivergent. does anybody else think that robespierre was kind of problematic for that one? now she might have been neurotypical. i think we all know louis xvi, maybe a little neurodivergent, but i don't know. she can fix him. i still got 30 minutes left in the movie. she could fix him. now talk about amelia bedelia.
41:40 you telling me what to do is crazy, but i do want to talk about it now that you've incepted it. because amelia bedelia is literally valid. they talk to her exclusively in idioms that she doesn't know and then they get mad when she follows their literal instructions. when they say put the coffee on and then she takes a cup of coffee and puts it on top of something, they're like, whoa, you're fucking stupid. no, she's not, bro. you're fucking stupid because that's what you told her to fucking do.
42:11 you should have said make me a cup of coffee. so you said put the coffee on, stupid ass. we need to play unattack. we should play this. no man, we should play this. this does give us a little bit of block but all right, my ship is ethereal. it's not retained. okay, very far away from ornamental fan. so let's just put up some block. you're dead? it's literally going well.
43:11 you know that, right? like the run is literally going well as we speak. as i live and fucking breathe. all your cards are exhausting. that's it's actually it's good when that happens. because if i didn't want them to exhaust, i would have played them. you gotta fucking die though. that's a given. you gotta fucking go. you're not gonna fucking go. whatever man. no wait, i'm literally dead. no, i'm literally alive and probably loving life more than anybody in history.
44:01 look at that. reptile trinket. reptile trinket! one more elite would give you strength. i think it would give me death, which is why i'm dodging. i think you need a phantom blades and a phantom knife, shit. it's the ultimate aoe solution. let's finish or get a kill. hits for 33. it's a fucked up world we live in, man. i guess i could have just killed you, but now it hits for 44. we still gotta kill you, you're doing the most damage.
45:06 i don't even care. thanks for the block. we're only playing two attacks. 15 damage plus 20 damage kills you. the snack slash treats game of marie antoinette was crazy. sofia was tapped in. i also like that they just have contemporary shoes in the shots. and i'm not even messing with you. you know what i was thinking when i was watching marie antoinette today? it's crazy that when you're a kid and you learn how to read,
45:54 pictures are op. the idiots in your classes are always like, i want to take the book with lots of pretty pictures. and only a true fucking reader who does it for the love of the game is like, i want a book with lots of words. but like movies
46:10 are exactly the fucking opposite, man. in movies, it's easier to appreciate a movie that has a lot of words, a lot of dialogue, moving the plot along, and much harder to appreciate a movie that's style over substance. that doesn't necessarily say that a movie like marie antoinette that's very much style over substance is necessarily better than a movie that's more plot driven. i think it's a case by case basis, but it's an interesting sort of contrast, wouldn't you say?
46:43 okay, how are we not gonna get our ass beat here? you certainly you probably play an afterimage probably play a footwork we need to have some form of block on turn one even if you are gonna get strength off of it and then we probably want an infinite blades so that we get a good shiv every time huge tungsten rod is being very helpful. also would be like a great name for a porn star and boogie nights tungsten rod
47:32 we will literally be better off. i have to do the numbers here, because obviously i could kill you with knife trap, but it would be better for our next turn to play a cloak and dagger, kill you with a shiv plus the soul's power, which i think is literally exact change, because i will do four damage plus vulnerability, which takes it to six, then one damage from
48:01 forgotten soul so that will kill you and it allows me to have some free decks next turn which means we can also but you don't want to play you know you should play escape plan because you're burning a blood or maybe you'd rather you know what but how much is tuning for gives you seven block? i think we create another shiv because it'll make knife trap better in the future. oh, but that was a okay. that's fine that was a skill anyway, so we want to get tuning fork whipping back around think about this
48:46 one more block for sure. we have to start playing our knife traps soon though because they do create more shivs i think. don't quote me on that. high degree of confidence when i said that of course. one more turn of weakness is probably worth it here. no they don't.
49:11 false and untrue. me when i lie. okay, take it up with the chatter that said you need to start scaling... knife trap and it scales itself. i'll find them. i'll find them so you can direct their, uh... you can direct the ire towards me. towards them instead. always play knife trap so it gets juiced up. kid05, is that fucking you again? with the resident evil umbrella corporation badge, it's you again? i already know that was you, euphoria! i don't even need to look in the room.
49:58 black dynamite posting. it's so crazy that the black dynamite director has like three credits in cinema history. i guess it's like when you make the best movie ever you're just like like fucking daniel kain view ass. now that's awesome. fucking knife trap bro. motherfucker. piece of shit. if only we had well laid plans. buddy i don't know what you want me to say. i cannot kill that motherfucker.
50:58 the dude had too much movement. it was not possible. 11 damage. i have to live with that. knife trap blocks for 20. yaba is not in my hand. that's the principal problem with it as of right now. it was? motherfucker. we do need you to be vulnerable. this is because this will allow us to get to ornamental fan and then you play
51:58 some heavy blocks. might be a bit of a cage match here, but i mean this one you gotta send it. 26 shivs, it's also 26 block. and this doesn't exhaust the shivs, i mean they're already exhausted i guess. honestly, two damage, two... and it does, it actually does double because of the fucking fact that it does the damage from forgotten soul as well. so it's actually like 54 damage
52:40 27 block for two energy which is pretty fucking good. your stupid ass should not have taken a turn off, man. don't kill me. how about knife trap? how about this is not that bad, man. it's literally not that bad. i don't know if we can beat the queen but this is not that bad.
53:38 you know the fucked up thing is you kept well made plans you wouldn't miss the knife trap plays? yeah that's what we've been talking about the whole time, banana jam it. all the intimations that people have made, imagine how good this deck would be with the well laid plans. that's, they're making a joke because we did have it in the deck. they just didn't explicitly state it. you know what i mean? he's new, be nice. they're a subscriber, there's no excuse for that. that's malarkey. we want, we need this.
54:22 a shiv will go crazy. you need a click and dagger, start building the shivs. sucker punch doesn't get you to ornamental fan, but it does take like five damage off. okay, fair enough. i do think we die. simply must be played. not this turn though. what do we say to that? not today. you must play fan of knives. you're doing 36 damage. we're living. i can hit you a lot.
55:20 we have the potion that we could pop to make it hit for more, but i really think you wait on that until you get a fan of knives. and if it doesn't happen, then maybe it wasn't meant to be, bro. you saved the potion for fan of knives, man. you saved the po i'm telling you, it's the way. i'm not worried about the three extra damage. we need the three extra strength from the reptile trinket to get the kill on the queen.
55:53 what do you think the potion does? hey fort rez, what do you think the potion does when it's working with reptile trinket? oh shit he's right, right. thank you, thank you. oh whoops my bad. why are you typing in all caps? you don't know what you're talking about and you're angry. you're literally like there's no conceivable reason why i could possibly be on the wrong side of this argument. you're typing in all caps, you're yelling.
56:21 you're yelling! you caused a car accident! you're going, well they came out of nowhere! what were you doing there? now you're lucky i've forgotten your name. i still remember the umbrella corporation guy. he's right here. one second here. always play knife trap so it gets juiced up. okay, that's the last message they left. can somebody check on them? somebody make sure that they're okay. that was like 15 minutes ago. you need a phantom blades. you need to attack.
57:10 you need to not pass away on this turn. i live, bitch. tungsten rod stays winning. 25 damage. this is big. where's knife trap? it's literally being based. it's waiting until the final turn. the only question is do we have to play survivor? because i can play this for six, which actually gives us seven, takes us to nine, ten.
57:52 we don't need it. we can play... you play squash in the cloak and dagger. dodge roll gives you enough. only the first one does nine damage to all enemies. so we need this. take the potions. you might never get another chance. this, this. and then see where you stand. you're definitely dead. now it is hard to imagine not taking 12 damage
58:50 let's play one so we're closer to tuning fork. it's hard to imagine not taking 12 damage here, but all we need to do is live till the next fan of knives comes out. so you have to sucker punch. it's like one of our only blocks. and then you need to play as many cards as possible. we just, we may not die here.
59:29 and then fan of knives? no fan of knives. we weaken, weaken means we can't play dodge and roll, but we have other blocks which is pretty good. acrobatics though? guys we can't draw. i'm gonna crash out, we can't draw cards. oh yeah. oh yeah. to be fair actually we could, we could hand trick
1:00:03 hit it defend and then play acrobatics to play a defend. but i guess we could also just play, but that plays one more skill which actually maybe gets you closer to tuning fork. but i do feel like we have to weaken you which is basically worth, i don't know, seven block. i mean finisher is gonna be ass here. so i actually think maybe that's your fucking play man. maybe you do fucking hand trick an acro or a defend so the acrobatics, it's it. and then you launch one of those up there.
1:00:42 man of knives. actually this turn is big. are we not guaranteed to draw? oh my god. oh my god. i think we're gonna win never punished. i mean you guys deserve to be punished for this one. i'm innocent as always i mean this has to kill you but the right play is to play a cloak and dagger first and then that that that that that that a bow mocked um
1:01:37 3152 damage is better than the days when every single run we did 1488 damage remember those halcyon fucking days man slash marker sts2 one i gotta go