how it feels to rush b - Bits and Banter [06⧸01⧸2026]

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0:00 hey, can i say something? why is every review of after hours on letterboxd about how he got himself in trouble because he was horny? he literally was horny for like eight seconds. the rest of the movie is people trying to sleep with him and him going, i can't, i have to get home. i'm starting to think that they didn't watch the movie. i'm starting to think they were on their phones, man.
0:23 he wanted to bang the dirty sopranos cop. i actually like we need to get back into cine too nurdle big because someone dropping like home alone and then us dropping after hours as a result of it because of john heard who plays the dad in home alone and what was his job anyway? i think he was in the trouble. he was a terrorist probably or he was an arms dealer or something otherwise, how could they possibly have afforded that up and they're taking 10 but they're taking their whole family to france over the over the christmas break
0:51 top 10 things that don't make sense about home alone. the netflix 10 part series. how did the dad from home alone afford the home alone house? and what was uncle frank the real bad guy? was he the real bad guy the whole time? nah, man. uncle frank, you're crazy for that one.
1:08 and then, oh, so you play after hours against me? guess what? you don't know that the german bdsm guy is actually will patton? that's right. oh, so you think i'm gonna play armageddon, will patton's most famous movie? no, motherfucker. i'm dropping you into minari! he's the only white guy in minari! i'm dropping you into minari! let's see how you get out of that one. oh, i'll use you on june. okay, best of luck to you. i'll probably lose if you do that, but i think you're gonna be in a lot of trouble.
1:35 hey, enel, i just saw... i just... oh, you just gave i saw the tv glow a three and a half. okay, i thought you were... i thought you were saying, i just saw that i, meaning you, gave i saw the tv glow a three and a half on june 1st. it's not for me to say, but i think i'm discovering the concept of a pick me. i think most of your allyship is determined by your letterbox scores in queer cinema, and i'm thinking i might be more of an ally than you.
2:05 did you hear that? was that in real life? i swear i just saw, i just heard someone hit like a guitar sting. i heard like a... it sounded so clean like it came from my computer but i... oh, you know what? the human brain is amazing because i have clocked the sound. one floor away from me my cat slightly triggered a door stopper. one of those springy door stoppers that goes...
2:36 it's crazy how amazing the human brain is. nick, i know you're here by the way. real ass review of quantum of solace. boring ass movie. not to unk you. not to sun you, i guess is what i'm trying to say. not to sun you. but imagine your one and a half star review of quantum of solace, but then time travel back to like 2008 when it came out and go
3:00 see it opening weekend after the hype of casino royale, which is like, holy fuck. oh my god, casino royale is so good. they've reinvented james bond. i can't wait to see the sequel is going to be even better now that they've established the character of james bond. imagine the space they have to play around with, the quantum of solace driving to see it in a hatchback
3:24 we were sitting in the back of the hatchback like in the trunk of the hatchback facing backwards to go to the movie theater and then uh it it's so ass it was not worth the motion sickness i'll put it that way a nine year old ass saw open season with ashton kutcher instead that day yeah yeah yeah well to be fair i actually i didn't see quantum or um
3:49 casino royale in theaters. i was on a date that wasn't a date and she asked me what i wanted to see. i wanted to see casino royale, but i thought she was more fit for the comedic sensibilities of the will ferrell, maggie gyllenhaal movie stranger than fiction. but you know what? we call that a dub because i caught casino royale on dvd like four months later or something like that. and stranger than fiction was actually really good. it's also a good movie.
4:15 yeah, skyfall is better for sure. skyfall is better. i still, i, i, casino royale is by far the best of them in my opinion, but i think skyfall is at least pretty good. but i also, i only watched the first three. after skyfall, i was kind of like, that's enough because like casino royale is like this, i know there's many smarter people than myself have made this exact same comment, but
4:38 casino royale is like great standalone movie and then quantum of solace they fucked up. okay, it happens. but then spectre got way too much into the like the lore of james bond by the end of it. and i have to be honest, i know what they were going for but me as like a human being, i don't give a fuck about m...
4:59 i don't give a fuck about moneypenny or like the 004 before, like real, oh but then he's gotten his burn notice, like the secret society stuff. i don't care about that stuff at all. i just want him to, i want every single one to be like an anthology and not really build on the one that came before it. and then i heard that after skyfall, every single one of them
5:25 in the daniel craig filmography was like, hey, we're building off of skyfall. and i was kind of like, all right, i'm out. goldfinger kind of sucks because why is his finger normal? bro, that's his name. you're asking why a fella called neville longbottom has a normal ass. that's just his family name. maybe his great great granddad was a pianist or something. i don't know, man.
5:47 george lopez is trampoline to the tune of kid charlemagne. suck you off, wanna suck you off tim chalamet. suck you off tim chalamet. wait, that might, it took me a second to slip into the meter, but once i got in there, that, suck him off. i wanna suck him off tim chalamet. suck him off tim chalamet. yeah, okay, that could work. that could work, man.
6:15 leave you better be ready for grub. why aren't you talking about the world hockey championship? bro, i talked about it on friday, for one, so you're wrong. and then two, because it's intellectually dishonest, nobody here watches the world hockey championship, man. we're all watching matt hoffman blow games for the jays. his name's jeff hoffman. i was watching a different guy. we care about the olympics, which sucks. we do not care about the world hockey championship.
6:44 okc lost arsenal lost switzerland lost the sports world is healing. you're not gonna your brain is on too high a dosage of sports if you're if you care whether or not switzerland wins the world hockey championship, man. you're on to too many sports social media pages if you think that
7:06 switzerland are, i mean i get that they were mean to the swedes, they were mean to the swedes in the semi finals or whatever. it's not i lost so i don't care. literally on friday we were saying, well i was saying, i would love to be european so i could brag about my team beating the usa in the world hockey championship to get back at them for beating us in the olympics but unfortunately part of being honest is you have to tell the truth and nobody gives a fuck about the world hockey championship in canada man.
7:34 i wish that we did because we could have been like, hey it's 1 1, you guys got us in the olympics but we got you in the world hockey championship. it's like when euros brag about winning fiba. is fiba the one it's when greece wins the the world championship of basketball?
7:49 yes, okay. phoeba macintyre? i'm calling him baton rouge, man. anyone do the globe and mail crossword this morning? who knew baton rouge was the southeastern state with the highest, the southeastern state capital with the highest building? i had no idea.
8:06 can i tell you there was, i've never really been concerned about my caffeine consumption. there was one day two weeks ago where i had a coffee before my bike ride. i then after i dropped my kid off at school, i got a coffee which happens, i don't know, maybe two three times a week. and then kate got doordash for lunch and she included a coffee so i had the coffee. and then on wednesday nights my daughter has an activity
8:32 and i always get a coffee with the other dad that i know that takes his daughter to the activity. so i have four coffees and some of those coffees were espresso drinks, so maybe like two, three shots of espresso in each one. and the next day when i woke up, my body was like, obviously i want coffee, like i want caffeine right now. and i said, that's the sign that we got to slow it down a little bit. so now i've been having one coffee in the morning and then i've been dangling a second coffee over my head
9:02 but you'd be surprised because coffee is like the easiest drug in the world to get. you'd be surprised how many days i don't get that second coffee. like yesterday, i had my coffee in the morning and then i was like maybe i'll go for a little bike ride get a iced americano. and i said nah i got it like you know parenting stuff got in the way.
9:20 so we were going to our mandarin lesson and i was like, oh if we leave early enough maybe i'll get a coffee before the mandarin lesson. coffee in class could be a vibe, right? well fellas you don't need me to tell you we ended up not leaving early so no coffee then.
9:38 and i was hanging out with my parents and they were like, oh just go inside we'll be back in a minute we're at the coffee shop you want us to get anything? and i was like two minutes late sending the text that was like yeah if you're still there i'd love an iced americano. so after i sent it they were like oh we left five minutes ago. i was like oh god damn this shit the price of the price of the rock just went up man. then we went out and ate dinner and i was like well at this point i can't have a coffee i'll be up till like one in the morning.
10:02 take a vyvanse instead. i still dead ass think they should put it in the water supply. it kind of has a hertzogian sort of like, like it seems like these individuals are like, oh, the rugged wilderness is so hard. meanwhile, they got a bunch of like peruvian natives carrying all their stuff for them. you know what i mean? could you be like fitzcarraldo man? i don't know. could be sicario. a little, little knight of cups type
10:30 john going on here, but obviously this is from like the 70s or the 80s so i don't know. how about this could be a little movie called the piano. wait, wait, wait, okay. this is a jane campion movie. i was, meg ressa, for a second i was like this shit looks like picnic at hanging rock. now i don't know if those are related
10:53 in terms of like the setting but i do know they're both from australian directors so i i'm actually a little bit proud of myself that i looked at this shit and i said you look like you are a fucking mountain that ate a bunch of schoolgirls in the year 1900 okay, jane campion is actually from new zealand motherfucker, man you can hear and now quietly on corey's starting soon screen. hello corey stream hello. hello vancouver public
11:25 fuck you, kory's chat, motherfucker! yeah, get him, get his ass. faye, man, fuck you if you're watching this on kory's chat. ladies and gentlemen, your starting streamer, number 86, ryan! and it's the alan parsons project in the background, but you can't even fucking hear it anymore because the crowd's going so crazy. how'd you find that out from?
11:56 someone in the peloton discord, and this is why the peloton discord is awesome. they posted a picture of their dad's wall and said, these are the albums my dad has displayed on his wall. and i recognized all of the covers of the albums except for one. and i said, what's that one? and then they linked me to like,
12:17 the nba championship 1996 chicago bulls announcer announcing the pregame line or the starting lineup for the chicago bulls with alan parson's sirius in the background. and it's like, i don't give a fuck about the bulls, but i mean, that's an electric fucking video. can you imagine being a fan of the chicago bulls and like hearing that shit? like there's cinema, it's eye in the sky, whatever, you know the one.
12:47 pipe robe newspaper slippers. things your dad wants on a perfect sunday. who's the fella from marmaduke? dagwood. some shit dagwood would be like, just, oh, he'd just be about to sit down in his chair and then that dang dog would like jump up on him and his slippers would shoot off of his feet or some shit like that. diddler on the ceiling. ceiling door window wall.
13:16 is it really just parts of a room, man? no. streetcar. cat on a hot tin roof. it's not a wedding. things with the bride and groom. things you invite people to. things that might say, ma. things that have veils.
13:41 things that have veils, things that altars, things with altars, things with rings, wedding ring, key ring, tree ring, tree ring, onion ring. yes, yes, yes. tennessee williams plays subjects in tennessee williams titles. oh shit. haraji p. henson, it's a comedy romance.
14:08 gonna need some help on this one. she can hear men's thoughts. let the games. the games begin is so inspired. think like a man is that is it think like a man? is it think like a man to aldis hodge and josh breener
14:29 magically able to hear what men are thinking, a sports agent uses her newfound ability to turn the tables on her overbearing male colleagues. it's insane to me that this is not think like a man. it's just what men want. it's just what women want, but what men want. can i say great poster though? because she's not just doing the balls, she gave them the seam. we're dealing with a real ball knower here because she didn't just
14:57 put two baseballs out there and go this evokes the image of a scrotum she put her finger right in the end it's her middle finger to be like fuck the patriarchy but also that makes the seam of the balls that's huge stx entertainment starring kevin hart it's a comedy drama starring kevin hart based on a truce is this the upside
15:19 yeah, the thing is, there might not be a more 2019 movie than the upside, which i have not seen to be fair, but a remake of a french movie. so it ticks the remake box. and then also bryan cranston hot off of breaking bad and also why him starring james franco. and then everybody's favorite comedian turned actor turned roaster kevin hart.
15:43 in a movie that, here's the thing, it makes you laugh but also makes you cry a little bit. this is six years after breaking bad. people were still making wholesome chungus. look at, oh, him and jesse. whoa, you won't believe who i saw at the bar. i was there to see the launch of bryan cranston and aaron paul's gin, and they were there promoting their gin. this is so crazy. i got nothing against bryan cranston, by the way, but like,
16:12 make little miss sunshine 2, man. make little miss sunshine 2. stop fucking around with the upside, cranston. james mcavoy, universal. that seems like a... it seems like a glass angle to a guy like me.
16:31 bro wasn't in little miss sunshine. yeah, tung hee lo. tung hee lo. bryan cranston was in little miss sunshine, bro. bryan cranston played the author of the self help credo that greg kinnear is using to try to fix his life. that's when greg kinnear realizes that he becomes disillusioned with these, been taken for a ride by this fucking course selling creep. and he realizes that the only thing that actually matters is family, okay? so he goes back to abigail's fucking pageant and that's why they're all twerking to super freak at the end of the fucking movie.
17:00 pissing me off. looking at your phone watching a five star movie like little miss sunshine? you should be embarrassed. you should be ashamed of yourself. the only surviving satyr play from ancient greece is named after what mythical monsters that built the walls of mycenae? honestly, we could use that fucking... is anyone here from vancouver? just tweaking the fuck out. it's been a slow burning bit.
17:25 for me, a narrative for me of i can't move throughout my city anymore because every single road is under construction forever. and now also the world cup is here, even though it's the part of the world cup that nobody cares about, it's like three group stage games and then one knockout game. and then so they cut, they've shut down all the roads. so i'm trying to go to my parents and i'm like, well, i can't go that way cause there's construction going on over there. so i try to come in the other way and then i realized, oh,
17:52 oh no, now i gotta cross the broadway snarl. can't turn right here, can't turn right. no, bikes only, no bikes are allowed to go this way. oh local traffic only, you can't turn right here anymore. oh the road's closed, the road's closed here. oh there's a car with his four, there's a big truck with its four ways on. they're trying to take the garbage out of the apartment building. you gotta go around. it never ends man, it never ends. it's all, it's gonna be worth it when canada wins the world cup.
18:16 even though the final is not here, i'm pretty sure the final's got to be in like los angeles or something like that. but it'll all be worth it. it'll all be worth it when canada wins the world cup. an apple with an orange inside appeared on the 2010 doc of what pop economics book? is this freakonomics? freakonomics? freakonomics. freaky economics. freaky economics would be a great title for a documentary about
18:49 how halloween stores stay in business. like i thought spirit halloween was just a us thing until i drove out to coquitlam and they really are taking over all those abandoned malls, man. people are like, damn, there used to be like a kmart here, all of a sudden it's just one. and they, i mean, i don't hate them for it, but they don't even, there's no sense of permanency.
19:10 they don't even like mount the sign. they just take two pieces of twine and drape like spirit halloween banners from kinko's over the front of the store. you're like, damn, they got the spirit halloween banner on the ripped blockbuster ticket sign that used to be here. optimists only see the donut, man. wait, no, i think i got it backwards. pessimists only see the donut. real optimists?
19:37 we see the hole. remains from organisms in the formantifera genus are the most common reason that what substance turns bright pink? flamingo feathers? feathers from flamingos? a key ingredient in cement, tiny particles of silica or quartz make up what material that's coarser than silt? sand. fair enough.
20:10 yeah, yeah, i know all about caro caro bonito, man. back before people were calling emotion the best pop album ever, people were sending anthony fantano all sorts of death threats slash dms that were like, you better declare bonito generations the best pop album ever made, motherfucker! declare it definitively in your video! i like it, man. i mean, favorite song off it?
20:38 i might say, i might say picture this. i really like picture this. 1956 and international relations. works about joseph stalin, documents of the communist party of the soviet union. okay, so i have no idea. a report by soviet leader nikita khrushchev. okay, listen buddy. i'm not saying nikita khrushchev was a pussy. i'm not getting it. don't get out of the courts. i'm not saying that.
21:09 but waiting until the dude was gone and then writing this says it has a certain energy coming off of it. let me just put it that way. now if he had published this couple of years before he was gone, you would have been like damn, is it a beard? i don't think motherfuckers were looking like this in ancient greece. i'm picturing archimedes if this was like a real fucking picture of archimedes, which would be hard because he died in like negative 280 or whatever.
21:41 6'1", 170, slim thick, 9% body fat, tanned, probably uncut if we're being... i don't know if they were there. maybe they were cutting more back then. i have no idea. now i'm picturing like nikita khrushchev giving a fucking speech live on twitch while the chat is just spamming like the flag of whatever country they're from and also like, you know, fuck you! fuck you, loser! jerma's live! jerma's live!
22:13 where you get like a cyst that just grows on your body somewhere and then goes away and then comes back and then goes away and comes back? yes. okay. that's good. i'm not gonna go see a doctor. have you? yeah, i got one like just under the collar line. this was like, months ago. it's actually like last may, i got it. and it grew to like, i don't know, it got pretty big. like this is maybe the size of like a gusher.
22:41 and then it drained and it went away and i was like, thankfully, i never have to worry about that again. but like once every like eight months, it just comes back just to remind me that it's there and then it goes away. it just like, hey, remember me? and i'm like, oh shit. and then the next day, it's like, i'm gone. you could probably go get that like excised. i just kind of do it myself by squeezing it a lot. oh, you do that way. does it pop out?
23:08 like or like like are you like a pimple or is it like no no like it doesn't have it doesn't have a head yeah yeah it just is like it's it's under the surface and it's like you will never get me you'll never get me yeah yeah it's like a it's like a frustrating pimple yes what that like will not go away yeah
23:27 do you have any spot for your body? my cyst was anti woke. nl, this is why white men who disproportionately have incredible medical coverage still die from the dumbest shit. sorry, i got the anti woke cyst. that's my bad. how's your medical coverage, corey? i was pretty good. i was disproportionately covered if i had to guess. i wasn't going to even mention it, but they said it twice. they typed it twice, so they wanted it read.
23:53 i haven't played counter strike since the last time we played. why are you holding us? why are you banning us too? i was just, listen, i saw colors and i voted. that's always the president. why are you banning us too? nukes good. you like nukes? you're gonna end up playing ancient bro. so it looks like we ended up playing ancient. well, how did we end up here? it's this performative anti dust to lobby that we've got man. how did we end up here?
24:26 oh shit, we got bot one on our team. oh shit. turn it down right now. big famous guy. no time i'm afraid. well here's the thing, i've been told like there's guns you can never buy but i've been watching slime play and he just buys like whatever he likes and gets kills with it. i was like i guess if he just like, shoot at their heads he'd be pretty much done with almost anything. who's slime play with? he plays by himself in solo too, he's a masochist. one in mid think. wait, i turned the volume down and now i can hear the
24:58 that was the first voice line anybody's drop. oh, okay joe how are you always able to stream snipe every game we play? well, the first thing is you have to be as bad as us in whatever joe that's no problem. also core you did caught a voice line, which is really funny i did now now that i see chad replying to that. i'm like, that's really funny that describe someone's with a nice line. oh
25:27 i feel like nothing is operating at full capacity right now. they play so i mean i at least know i'm ass they play weird is so funny at our elo. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's what i'm saying. it's just like they're so unorthodox. i wouldn't have done that. toilet's been harmed.
26:05 these guys have good vibes
26:43 they do they do. my head was perfectly center crossed when i peeked you so i was like oh my god i lined that up great and then it's just weird. actually good vibes. it's okay. they should kiss. corey, first they're pushing our beat. now they should kiss. on jim firstman it's a little... that's vibes dude. they're accusing corey of queer dating.
27:07 is they you i'm just saying people are don't people are saying if you want to get up here oh kory's queer baby here flushes be
27:15 yeah, i hit him 32. wow, really? i thought you definitely hit him one of that. yeah, i thought i hit him four times. i thought i hit him four times. it says i hit him twice. doesn't it look like on the famas, it's like the perfect dimensions to just put like a hot dog wiener on top of it? and the best part? i see it. people these days would be like, yeah, and it's keto friendly. what would the nl mcdonald's meal be? easy.
27:42 half of my wife's fries after she's done with them. and now mcdonald's and mcdonald's. what's that? you don't know rock and roll mcdonald's? i don't think so. was it in super size me? i wouldn't surprise me but i wasn't watching that for the soundtrack. i was watching it for the nutritional advice. the lies, the lies. i don't know man after i watched that movie i never had a drink ever again.
28:08 okay, okay. this whiskey is fucking this dude up. all this alcohol is beating this dude's ass. oh shit. he's shooting like me. damn it, bro. i did 13 in five, man. damn it, bro. damn it, right? that is right. i did it. yeah. know what i'm talking about? that guy playing cs would be a fucking vibe.
28:47 i am gonna be a dude that could have been a huge video on machinima back in the day. oh, absolutely. the pete web pete weber plays fucking gary's mod playing gary's mod with the pete weber soundtrack. he's so funny for him though. it would do it. he would be such a good me too. he has me face. get relaxation by playing fucking we bowling. oh, wait, that wasn't my kill.
29:17 so much like my kill he folded like one of the targets and toy story middle mania oh shit, i'm not awesome i'm really selling dude. i thought you sound hard we are a great time to drop. can you believe i
29:45 but lungs really used to be five bucks. you fit right on your damn from us. that's true. way, a six inch cold cut combo right on the famas. cheese and rattle. yeah, cheese and rattled. that's my squad right there. why peeking the corner with the damn grenade? stupid ass shooting. what am i doing?
30:27 and with the op the op beast i've been watching dan's always on channel yeah, and i don't know if he still is but he used to be kind of a beast with the op man he's me good shot. no, it's like 2014 vods. dan was getting crazy op kills. oh, you're playing at 2014 yeah, i think he was playing in like 1998. we still talk about baby dan rip. oh
30:58 hope you're smiling down from here. he has been gone for like two months at this point. hope you're smiling down, watching us, taking care of us up there reviewing your prime subs from wherever you're at. i got a key for i think either a chinese or a south korean zombie fmv game. wait, that sounds awesome. could be. it could be awesome. is it zhang xing shen shen shen? is you mr. vampire?
31:31 shit. my little brother's watching me play this. that's not okay. also, it would be not okay even if he wasn't watching me play that just to be clear.
31:49 there's another one. good games guys. good vibes. good vibes. all right. have a good day. love you. love you. oh no. i got i got out. i got out as quickly as i got out. he he did say one more. oh, he didn't say one more. i couldn't get out. i couldn't get out.
32:13 they were chill guys! they were supposed to be chill guys! you were the chosen one! the whole game they were just going like, oh he's there, oh they got me. hey, wanna kiss? i really love the way you used your gun. and they had to go and do that, man.
32:33 at least in valorant, i feel like when someone crashes out because they know they're about to lose, they mostly just threaten self harm. it's also not good. but at least they're turning the lens at themselves instead of like, why is he even insulting the guy? because the guy killed him in the game about killing? it just doesn't make any sense.
32:59 oh, he shot me before i shot him. like... what an asshole.
33:07 that's the thing, if i could teach you anything, if you're on comms in the game, don't drop a slur when you're losing, man. and i'm not gonna say drop it when you're winning. that would be funny. that would be really funny, but i'm not gonna say that. just insult yourself in the comms and everybody else will be nice to fill the vacuum. like, cause you fucking harsh the vibes, they'll step in. the natural human impulse is to step in and raise the vibes.
33:34 yeah, instead of saying they're the slur say i'm the slur. but if you are all i'm so fucking stupid, i'm sorry. they'll go like even the most evil person on the world will go nah, man, you did your best. oh, i'm afraid of this team. i'm afraid of the names on this. on our team? yeah. they're not like terrible, but there's there's there's a little sus. kfc, gobbler and goonstain.
34:04 this one might be a preemptive sort of... there's some preemptive muting that might need to be happening, but they're usually the best at the game. you take the good with the bad, i suppose is what kory's trying to say. you see thunder versus spurs game 7, kory? nope. your loss.
34:31 not a basketball guy. this wasn't basketball. this was a spiritual experience. i know when victor went by yama stepped to the free throw line. i know he saw that fucking chinese mountain in his mind's eye. he was like, i'm back on the mountain. i knew any fucking like lowered his heart rate by like 30 beats per minute. greatest grenade in history. all skills. all skill. come on guys. we got to clean this up.
35:10 oh my god, haha. oh seems like a fast a you can't go up that ladder the ladder suicide at this point fucker wait our teammates go did he's kind of cracked that's it oh actually pretty good you should do adr i
35:58 oh, you probably forgot that people cough when they breathe smoking. for you, it probably just feels like normal air. you can get a technical time out for free and then you get another time out right after. shit is like watching soccer. he fucking called you out europe. suck on that shit. oh, easy prediction. canada, canada six switzerland zero in the first half.
36:28 and then switzerland surges back and it's a it's all in seven draw then it's a seven world cup. yeah, it is fucked up that we have to play bosnia and herzegovina at the same time, but that's just how much they believe in us.
36:46 i did go to like a day camp which was called cyber sports camp. and cyber sports camp? i was in like the second or third grade and it was half, here's how to use these new things called computers. two outside and half just play with the basketball for a little bit. my mom said the first day i came home and i said, mom, what are boobs? i'm still trying to find out to this day.
37:18 i'll tell you if i ever ever figured. yeah. could you give me a dm? i'll let you know. it seems like the logical ramp again. the hell was that? i shot the event. oh, okay. bentley bentley. venta. i got secret. we keep me. it's me. nope. i've been killed. where were they? squeaky. well, that's a problem. that was sick.
38:11 oh shit, he's got my off corner events, kory. inhuman reactions, man. damn. i must have filled his entire scope for a second. okay, that's really funny. when i was a kid, i thought you had to keep coming into the girl to keep providing the raw material to make the baby. that's really fucking funny. i like that.
38:49 i don't know, man. i don't think i don't think you would. why not? what do you mean? you gotta like you gotta like re up it every time. right, right. you got an excuse, i see. but like... i don't know. i mean, it was... i open the door then i don't go out, funny prank. and then i get killed, because i deserve that's like that's so fucking spielbergian. i showed cowardice and then was punished. oh, damn!
39:27 that's our top cragger man. they flanked us outside and killed all of us. oh my god. lobby moynihan! yes, man. musical guest john cougar mellon ramp! bobby moynihan and john cougar mellencamp. i know. damn, i gotta see this one. that sounds awesome.
39:56 that's a good bit. it's like, yeah, did you see, uh, you see last night's saturday night live? bobby moynihan was on it. dude, did you see the one with keenan, bro? i was trying to think of who the evergreen cast member was. i'm so old, i was just thinking of daryl hammond. keenan's been on it, i feel like, literally forever. that was like, oh, oh four or something for sure. i think he moved like directly from nickelodeon into that and then like... i wouldn't fucking leave either.
40:29 have you seen what happens to most of them when they leave? i'd be staying until lorne threw me out too. when you go your way and i go mine. i've been killed outside with an offer. there's an offer outside. asshole, man. god damn it. dickhead. you guys have the ball. okay. fucking dickhead. snipe me. watch out. no slurs.
41:02 oh, that's not even in my vocabulary. you don't have to worry about that. apparently we were calling you shao di di. apparently that is slang for like a man's penis. so we were basically calling penis for like an hour and a half straight. but... oh, the little... got a little hot for you there. what's your chinese name, nl? i'm thinking i might go... chun long. chun wong? no, chun long.
41:36 i might say, it'd be awesome if you were chun li. well, are you sitting down? or chum li. okay, what you have chum li is kind of awesome. that's kind of awesome. you know the type of shit i'm saying? no. beijing's winter's cold.
42:04 is china the type of country to remind you that they have four seasons? yes, in my chinese lesson, they did say seasonality is very important in china. the summers... korea does the same thing. they go, no other country on earth has a season that's hot, a season that's cold, and then two seasons that are a little bit of both. they're like, seasonality is very important to the people of china. japan also pounded that issue. really? i don't know what it is. and we have four seasons. and i'm like,
42:34 it felt like they were obsessed about it. obsessed when i was in korea. they were like, we're not like other countries. we have four seasons. when i started taking japanese, like in pennsylvania, they were teaching me that japan has four seasons. and i'm like, yeah, so do we. so does every country. it's like the same climate. it's almost exactly the same climate. i don't know who they'd be talking to as well that, like, they need to spread that.
43:03 it's probably cuz like i don't know they're still on some admiral matthew perry shit. and in england, they don't have four seasons. they just have like rain and well then like the heat wave is killing a bunch of people i guess but. yeah, it's 28. so are you suggesting they're dying performatively? are you saying that? yes, yes, that would be an english thing to do.
43:27 it is vancouver as well, yes. although it did get to fucking 40 here in the, or like 44 in that heat dome. that was a little, a little much. that was, that was maybe the worst like four days i've ever experienced like weather wise. the one that they were like, oh, it killed like 50 billion organisms in marine environments or something. it's like, that's the one, you know what? the one where my, uh,
43:56 my portable ac couldn't handle it and just stopped working. so we were just tanking the temperature. i put frozen towels on jiro because he was just like laying on the ground like, kill me. also tell me why it's like 44. we have a one year old and my mother in law is like let's go have a picnic. what are you talking about?
44:16 really? we're out there in that park in surrey where at least for a while americans and canadians could both go to the park even though the border was closed for covid stuff. yeah, we were just out there sitting under a tent trying to like stay alive. when you went? yeah, man, we had the mother in law said let's go. definitely what it is. you know how it goes when fucking when laulau says let's go. i don't know. you say all right, here we go.
44:50 ramps chill, confirming the chillness of ramp. they're mid. they are mid, holy crap. by everyone mid? good lord. you're mid taking. yes, yes. now they're going a. wow. blue that was a crazy shot. holy. don't tell me to kill myself. don't tell me to kill myself. don't tell me to kill myself. don't say you sound like a youtuber.
45:27 i didn't even see that. nice try guys, nice try. blue, that was an insane shot you had there, that was awesome. kory, i fucked up the tones and said it's sarcastic. it'd be so funny if learning chinese fucked up your english. i do sometimes feel myself speaking more syllabically. blue, you're supposed to say, oh thanks man. like, oh yeah, i really want to hang out with you this weekend.
45:55 that's an awesome profile picture. i can't see it. what is it? it's two men kissing dude. that's awesome. now. would it be more awesome if it was if it was two women kissing no, no, it would be equally awesome. it would be equally awesome, but it would be a lot worse if it was a dude kissing a lady.
46:24 okay, okay, okay, the dude at the deagle's insane. it was just nonstop headshots. he peeks, he gets a headshot. he peeks, he gets a headshot. you want me both, pal, you ready? he's there. my god. how did he kill me? they sent your ass down. bam, i feel like i'm in a glorious house. one in heaven. if it ain't one thing, it's a fucking other, dude. if it ain't one motherfucker, hey.
47:08 you got one. okay, i'm not suggesting he'd do anything. i thought i saw him fall down. did i not see his body lose? his body lost all turgor pressure and came back to life and killed me. no predictive damage. okay. you never had that happen, corey, where you on your screen you kill a guy but he didn't actually die? no. i did 99 in four and i guess the game
47:48 just pre loaded his rag doll and then went, nah, it didn't quite... really? yeah. that's fucked up. i've definitely stopped shooting guys because i thought they died, but... nah, man, he tripped. he got his legs crossed. might be palace. those got the john lennon gun, man. it says 6 7 on it and it says make love not war. wait a second. i think it might be b. i think they just pushed back. hey, this gun might be peak.
48:17 yeah, it was one lighter one chair. it says six seven six nine and make love not war as soon as i move for a fuck you till might as well be like a deer lure death sentence. yeah when you when you pulled out your grenade it was like oh my why why is he still looking fucking saw me bro?
48:52 that's the dude that's the dude who killed you guys he actually sucks. yes. he's no good fucking think to me here we go guys. oh three didn't even break the great. did you see that? did you see that?
49:19 you should be able to get a frying pan, hear me out. if you swing it when a grenade is thrown at you, you knock it with the exact arc back at the position of the person who threw it. not homing, but at the exact arc of the person who threw it. let's make it pubg. and then when you like stunt with it, he should like swing it around, you know, like the ken griffey type shit. sorry, i guess we're in the game. can you guys believe foot longs really used to be five bucks?
49:52 that's insane, right? i was just talking about that. it's so crazy. i gotta go pecora. i'll be called click baits crazy motherfucker. hell no. oh hell no. no. this shit again. it's the same guy. no wonder.
50:29 no, man, if it ain't working, it's another man. don't worry. i'm locking in this time. i'm locking in. i'm a little concerned.
50:47 love the smoke mid right now. here are the enemy names for reference. i don't know if i'd no, don't, you don't i feel like i'd rather, i'd rather live in ignorance, to be honest. if you're taking a picture of them, they must be messed up, would be my guess. really bad, pretty bad, on prime month. you're gonna get me in trouble with the boss, man. and the names are just tony, kyle, justin, adam. i'm watching the website.
51:24 shit. i love this. classic kory kory gameplay art imitates life. wait, wait, wait.
52:02 that was awesome man, that was huge. they're laughing on the other team too. that's awesome.
52:24 should have been dead. what's your favorite creed song? i mean, like if i had you up to a lie detector and if you lie, the chair explodes. there's a bomb in your ass. if you lie, the bomb explodes. there's so many good ones to choose from. what would what would be your favorite of all of them? definitely not higher. higher kind of sucks for sure. i think it's got to be my own prison, although my sacrifice is kind of ok as well.
52:58 to say hello again. you know the one i'm talking about? what's the one with the music video we're doing on the cliffs? that's what was on that open, yeah. is that what was on that open? there's just one beast on the cliff. it's scott stapp. he's wandering through like there's like meteors crashing down and stuff.
53:29 what's the six feet under? one last breath. hold me now. i'm six feet from the edge and i'm thinking maybe that one. i was listening to that like before eighth grade grad being like this is about my life. scott stack. yeah, this is about graduating from the eighth grade. 100%. i think they just rotated. oh, opera hurt and jungle.
54:03 what? 10 inch dick. whatever still got a 10 incher. diane doesn't change that. yeah, that's why you say that. that's why you say that. yeah. pride month to the people still playing crazy. you fucked up such a fucked up comment.
54:44 2026 creed, can you get me hired? that actually would like super bowl ad for indeed.com. can you get me hired? that's actually yeah, that would go crazy. by the place that i wanna be. good work, man.
55:10 90% of the guys that voice come in this game sound like they're like half awake. i imagine to be your face playing counter strike at like 11 a.m. on a monday. you gotta be on something. yes. lick it off. lick it off.
55:48 oh what? he made them time out. damn, he probably quit the game because i got a knife kill. he punched a hole through his table. wait, wait, yellow said imagine. well they said i'm gamey, but i think they're trying to say imagine. what's on the lunch menu today, kory? you're saying that in game. what? i think it's b, by the way. did i say that in the in game? no one's on b. yes. yes. sorry, i was talking to my intern, kory.
56:21 i was just getting my intern to give me the lunch menu at my high powered corporate job at which i'm going counter strike.
56:35 you know what we should do? do we ever start losing in counter strike? which is unlikely. hold down the comment button and just start shouting out like stock orders and shit. just be like, oh yeah give me 11,500 shares of palantir right now. no, no, no. it's in a, it's got a cup and handle. it's got a cup and handle right now. i want 11,500. oh, sorry guys. sorry.
57:01 i'm sorry, i pressed the wrong button. did i accidentally drop that in cs all chat? i meant to drop that. i was talking to my stockbroker. what the fuck? he died on my screen again. he died. literally, he died and he passed away on my screen and then came back. he fell down and then he resurrected, man. went ladder? he's ramp.
57:54 oh, good shooting text. you planted a bomb outside the bomb zone. it's damn levitating, bro. what the fuck? breathe in. breathe in. oh, that's good. did you drop me a gun by any chance? yeah. here, take this. well, kind of like breathing in the smoke grenade. now he gets it. hi, man.
58:29 i'm so fucking high of this smoke. i don't like when people say this holding the smoke doesn't do anything. that's what it does. otherwise, what was i doing all that coughing for? people say that? they say, don't hold it, it doesn't do anything. you already absorb all that shit in the face. are you telling me so kory and i are just holding all this smoke in our lungs like for no reason?
58:56 motherfucker just say corny i don't think i did but i might have can i get a can i get a replay on that? i think it does something man well, like it like kills all the good air and replaces it with the better air exactly exactly, i'm most burn damage. oh max about to call me to play that play a car. oh
59:23 i don't know what he's saying but i'm gonna talk over him. i don't know what the fuck he's talking about. it's not like he was dropping some rap lyrics or something. are they two stacked or something? are they chatting in game? he's like max is gonna call me or something? i thought he said he's gonna get a new car today or something. i don't know what's going on. what color is your microwave, kory? what color is my microwave? what color is your microwave? black.
59:50 yeah, that checks out. i believe that. it's like one of three available colors, i think, for microwaves. we got this stainless steel. yeah, that's... the other one is white. i think this is the only three colors. white one always has like a cigarette burn or something somewhere on it. i can't look inside our microwave. it looks like it's like melting. really? yeah, it's all like fucked up in there, man. i keep asking chat, like if you smash the front glass on the microwave,
1:00:20 and stick your hand in it and just microwave your hand for like 10 minutes. what happens? they keep saying what do you think is gonna happen? i think it would fucking explode, man. they keep saying your hand's gonna cook. it's gonna hurt. it's gonna burn. they kept saying oh my god, the dust. dust. why yo.
1:00:50 i find dust 2 hate performative, man. if you openly hate dust 2 and you're talking about how bad a map it is, i think that just means you consider yourself better than the average person. like you've separated yourself from the everyman. this is the everyman's map. like this is like putting your pinky up and being like, oh i don't eat at mcdonald's, i eat at fucking jollibee or something instead.
1:01:14 it's all fucking bullshit bro. oh damn left handed, purple's a lefty. a lot of our nation's strongest teams. damn what a shot. damn he's kind of awesome. he's kind of incredible. that's the coolest shit i've ever seen. holy shit. that was awesome. i'm gonna run cat. one lower time.
1:02:08 corey, i'm picturing you as a new kind of guy that i just invented. and it's okay. and you're not invalid for this. just let me start by saying that. you're a guy who doesn't have the right spawn for that. he's wearing a shirt that says, i got good spawn. he's wearing, he's going, no, no, no, let's switch up our positions. i got, no, no, no, i got, no, i got a bad spawn for that. no, they're gonna beat me there. my spawn's off. he's pointing to a shirt that says, i don't have the right spawn for that. be scared. oh, i'm scared, i'm scared. i got one, but i'm scared.
1:02:46 shit, shit. yeah. yellow's crazy, man. i love yellow. he jumped down there with a knife and then took out a deagle to finish the job. and it was on yellow. yes. there is a dealer actually my favorite, my favorite coldplay song before they sold out. i have an issue with that one, but that's okay. it's not his fault.
1:03:25 okay, okay. the town was the offer, offer in be punch. oh, there they are. somebody blew me apart. nobody said it was easy. some guy's spraying? that's me, man. i know. i got the one car. surely there's no one else there. when, uh, should i? grenade! god damn it.
1:04:09 oh, i'm still mad. we win these y'all. we win these. come on, rush me. come on, i want you to rush me. come on, rush me. you're on. unfortunate, unfortunate. it's churlish ass. it smells like... giggling. it smells like fucking weed in here, man. that's a good ass question. you get high the first time you smoke weed? 100% bro.
1:05:16 i don't know where the rumor came from that it doesn't work the first time like that shit works. it's like a it's a chemical might have been oregano. if you if you didn't get high the first time might have been. damn this shit fucking fucking smells like breadsticks. you bought the shit smells like a fucking cheddar bay biscuit bro. that's awesome. yeah, it's called it's called cheddar bay biscuit man.
1:05:47 it's a new strain from fucking restaurant brands incorporated. he's gonna save, he's holding the bar, yeah he doesn't have time. dude, opera gx is releasing a proprietary weed. it's the first weed that has no cookies. what? i don't know, it just came to me. it's not even funny, it's not funny at all.
1:06:24 something about how bad it is. something about it just tickles my fancy, i don't know what to tell you. people bomb. flashing. where was he? upper tunnel? he's on the corner of long as well. wait, orange, go back over. i'll go from long. counter terrorist. follow your souls, follow your soul.
1:07:10 a wise man said lower tons is the secret to this one cross. that's it. that's it. everyone else is a guy isn't planting. i was watching. that's that's like a 92 six five if i had to guess. what is he doing? i don't know. he's bottom fragging.
1:08:00 and mad at the team and saving his ops. like, you have to do something. he's been sitting in spawn with the op. oh shit. i got $300. get him, get him, get him! motherfucker. motherfucker, man.
1:08:35 take the awp, whoever you're close to. he's dropping an awp. you what? i got spawn for it. i'll try. you like that, kory? you got spawn for it. going long or where do you guys want to go? yep. good team. no one talking. none cross. oh! one got me. he fucking popped up like a little jackalope on america's funniest home videos.
1:09:03 did somebody say? oh shit, he fucking knows man, he knows. watch the window. i'm watching window. one coming window. knew exactly where i was. of course dude, it's what are you talking about? it's dust too man, it's dust too. oh shit, that was cool. they knew exactly where i was, it's so funny. b raj, b raj.
1:09:42 it's not a b rush bro, what is he talking about? there's just one b. there's just one b. the b rush is so funny man. it sounds like the famas is kind of sick. a, you can put a hot dog on it. b, it sounds like you're shooting a typewriter. you are dead. you are fucked buddy. up in mid. flash out with a b.
1:10:22 don't hear anything long. steps on me, long doors. long. coming along. oh, he died. he died on my screen. the second guy died? he died on my screen. i saw his soul leave his body, man. i got bombed. tough mid. this would be legendary. is that cortana? he's got his armor. yes! oh, damn!
1:11:07 did he say drop it? are you fucking crazy? i fucking died mid. he's fucking hopping bro. stupid. yeah, right. how do you know where he was? just hold. one long. let's go purple. what the fuck? the pre fire. one's still locked.
1:12:06 i don't know where green's fucking looking. damn, that is crazy. you forgot about the guy behind him. he didn't. oh shit. you know exactly where you were. i want to believe that he's lying, but he said it with such confidence that i... i mean, i'm not going to lie, the way that i got shot
1:12:43 was surprising. i'm not gonna say it can't happen, but it was a little surprising. also, your comments that i would be indoctrinated into a cult so easily don't even matter to me. because kory told me that one time i accused someone of hacking, librarian pulled the cs bot and ran it and found out that he was hacking. so as far as i'm concerned, i'm fucking one for one right now. how would librarian know? so we have the new guy who's not like everyone's hacking. you are the new guy who is. no one has ever hacked ever.
1:13:14 i haven't seen the video, but if librarians says they're hacking, they must not be hacking. yeah, right. can you guys believe footlongs used to be five dollars? no, they weren't. they were? that's the first. that's a first.
1:14:03 nah. five bucks canadian, man. holy cow, he showed just like the top of his fucking head. why is he up here? i kinda like it. don't peek him, man. don't peek him. i don't know if he's got this angle right.
1:14:43 i don't know where he was. he doesn't know where he was. on top of the box! you put it in the craziest spot! oh, he's good. guys, i don't know what to tell you. he's really good. and he is a different guy every time, but... i just hate the call for b rush and then everyone gets in and is like, oh, a molly! and then stops. of course there's gonna be a molly! yeah, man. yeah, there's a molly every time.
1:15:22 every time every fucking time good game guys good game. if anyone loves a fucking another yes probably knows you from a cigar magazine. oh, you're right. you're right. i was injured smoker. yeah yeah, yeah. so the first thing we're gonna look at is this 2v3 retake and the claim from green that they get killed
1:16:02 how did they know? how did they know? let's see if they knew. i'm gonna try to have x ray. so, let's see. so he's clearing car. it's fine. just a typical clear to me. now with x ray on, let's see if he's looking. he's clearing... horner's... skill issue. skill issue. that's just a skill issue. now on 12 11, supposedly there's a sus op kill on green. let's take a look. i mean, okay.
1:16:55 i don't... that, you know what? it feels suspicious. if i got killed like that i'd be like, okay, what the fuck? but maybe it's a, you know, it's a pre fire spot, but this guy more suspicious than purple so far. he just shot through the smoke. so maybe he kind of knows. cause he's standing still. so on this run, they're supposedly
1:17:28 a suspicious pre fire with the awp i'm pretty sure enel gets seen here before he gets picked by the awp chunky nade. okay, and i'll get spotted and i'll get spotted here. okay, so the guy gets to scale up so it's not even the guy who is looking at that kills him. all right. i don't think that's anything suspicious one lucky smoke kill is about as sus as i see everything else looks fine
1:18:09 here's here's one thing i will give orange. maybe they toggle maybe they toggle but right here if you had x ray, you would see the guy on site. you can see the guy on site if you're paying attention at all so the fact that he goes for the other guy, maybe i have that i feel like like yeah i feel you have x ray you see that that's a skill issue now in the 1v2 this is where he said it's sus. so we'll see why would he be watching that if it's x ray gets one?
1:18:52 see, he saw the top of his head. sees it again. yeah, he heard the drop too. might just be a good awper. that's an ace too. like he's feeling himself. 31. like... now i just want to see this around from above with x ray because i want to see how the hell he fumbles it that badly. smoke goes down. going for the defuse. completely whiffed. oh my god. he's half. let's see how bad he fucked this.
1:19:34 where's his board? aiming. like, again our two biggest culprits here were orange and purple and orange is died a lot of times where if he had x rayed he wouldn't have and you know it's in ot so if they're gonna toggle i feel like now would be the time to toggle and you do some clean kills from purple
1:20:05 you wanna listen to this real fast? she said, uh, i'll bet you could use that thing to hammer or something.
1:20:41 i can never get audited because i asked that barbecue sauce question eight times. i'm gonna look like a psychopath. what's the barbecue sauce question? while i wait for you to type, barbecue sauce legit, one of the most underrated dipping sauces. i think cuz it's such a default sauce people don't. but it's legitimately, it's a great difference. i think barbecue sauce is ketchup for adults.
1:21:08 what's the problem? you're gonna need ketchup when you're an adult. what's the problem with that? there's some money. i think it's just like sweet. unlike every dipping sauce that's ever invented, which is also just sweet. yeah. what's the plan? what's the plan? listen, if you're getting buffalo sauce instead, i'm jealous because we don't have that shit here. all we get is the huntrix sauce or whatever.
1:21:32 but if people are going barbecue sauce, it's basically just sugar. if you're eating sweet and sour, shut your mouth. it's even it's got sour. it's got a little it's got a more grown up flavor sourness. so i always see a bunch of adults eating fucking warheads and shit like that. vinegar putting vinegar on everything man. that's true from male silence bellas connector.
1:22:01 they are good though. actually you, corey, you would be fucking, you'd clean up in belgium i think. i don't know what that means. are the streets dirty? cyclists, they like to eat cyclist foods such as stroopwafels.
1:22:16 waffles. yeah. dip their french fries in mayonnaise. there's different mayonnaises too, right? yeah. not all mayonnaises are created in mayonnaise japan. etc. mayonnaise japan is really good. there's also like, there's just better like, western mayonnaises too. i don't really eat mayo like willfully.
1:22:35 if it like comes in the dish then i'll eat it but i don't think i've ever really put it on stuff. i think the same approach to mayonnaise in food that i take the eggs which is like if the food comes with eggs then i would be like okay keep the eggs in but i'm never like oh can you put an egg on that? he's got a plant in the crowd.
1:23:03 plan for apps. he's gonna plan for apps? is that the guy at the virgin mobile store getting my phone ready for me? why? picking a picture of the virgin mobile sign and saying, hey bro, i found your car. know what i'm saying? clear comms. i'm gonna fucking die. not! that's a pretty good jump. oh, i thought that was peter.
1:23:38 i have realized again, all this comes from like watching cs. and then also do vr chat soundboard night. but literally like if you are a 24 year old man, you only have like one of three voices and it's like that's true. at least 100 of them were doing trump. he would go into like the improv room and there would be a guy on stage going, i did everything right and they indicted me.
1:24:06 there's an improv room in vr chat. i guess that makes it like a theater room or whatever. i flashed window by the way. apollo, i remember apollo. we remember apollo, don't we? pubg wasn't very good. wasn't very good at pubg, not very good at zelda. pop, window. fucker, that was instantaneous, man.
1:24:36 yeah, did you flash the window again? i smoked window, but they blocked it. there's no. interesting. they blocked my smoke guys. i don't think they believe it, but that's what happened. it's interesting because if they blocked the smoke, i would have expected to have seen the smoke somewhere, but i didn't see it. i didn't see the smoke anywhere. maybe they swallowed it. maybe like your doppelgangers on the other team.
1:25:10 and they were like, free smoke and they fucking sucked it all down. and now because i'm a complete dickhead, i am going to look for the smoke that he hit at three five. chocolate you too. man, those guys kind of fell off. i think big justice got busy with like middle school or whatever.
1:25:46 busy they're touring they're playing the still creek costco in september y'all nice the business center. i've heard good things. i've heard good things. the lines are crazy. nothing like the lines at uh oak ridge. yeah, dude, i saw the videos get in line timeout bizarre cows connector last time
1:26:29 just seeing like you had to wait in line like an hour and a half to get in a line to get into the food court to get into a line to like wait at the food court. and they say malls are dead. awesome. that is how it felt playing the bazaar. holy shit. you have to line up to play the game. it's a shitload of fuck.
1:27:06 i was the first voice line i've heard from that person. now you're doing it on purpose. now you're saying voice line on purpose. i didn't say voice line. did i say voice line? did i? that's funny. whatever. first time they use their voice. did i say voice line? it was my default. i don't know. i could always just start speaking mandarin.
1:27:39 don't really want to ask anybody in the comms if they speak mandarin. they might start saying some churlish shit. you don't know all the bad stuff in mandarin yet. or even worse, well i just mean, not that they would swear, i don't really mind. worse than them saying some fucked up shit would be if they just knew mandarin way better than me. no. we'll shoot guilo. yeah. i'm coming back. molly fucked him up dude. holy shit.
1:28:14 the clip from hot ones where idris elba, he's still winging, he starts coughing. that's what happened to that dude with the molly. he choked on it, man. tom j, on jungle. how do i get off a lock if tom hardy is banned? anyone know? how do i get off a lock? no, off lock, the movie.
1:29:00 off lock. l o c k e? c. l o c k e c. i don't know who's in lock, i gotta be honest with you. just start playing british actors like kingsman 2. it's got mark strong in it. maybe like the downton abbey final chapter, something very british. the christophers maybe or mr. holmes, something with ian mckellen. tom holland. that'll work. strand them in cherry. oh yeah, the apple original.
1:29:37 oh shit, these are nowhere. i think this guy knows who you are. i have suspicions. i was born in the middle of a railroad town! ggs. ggs. ggs. under. i have like a... when you die, i have like a penalty. yeah, because your carry's not around. it's so hard. see ya, eno.
1:30:12 later, later. i mean, we got like nine minutes. i'm just gonna send you over to kate's stream. i'm gonna eat an early lunch today. it's that simple. cause the thing is, i have to go pee too. so if i went pee, came back, i mean at that point we'd be... we're playing with house money is what i'm trying to say, but this was fun. either way, later. jesus to corey, don't cry. you can rely on your opper. everyone is a one shot gun.
1:30:48 you'll stay alive, just get behind your entry oper. every gun is a burning sun. cs is so simple to quote a phrase. you've known it all this time, i'm learning it these days. i'm going out of my mind. oh, you know what i'm talking about? with the pain that stops and starts.
1:31:24 b main used to be the center of our scene now b main's over, no one really goes there we used to spawn beneath the catwalk bridge sometimes you didn't even check there what are the odds they'd be afk? i like that she's an up down girl she'd be tradin' it for an ak but you better not scrape
1:31:50 because it suits her better when she plays oh and she's gay, oh, oh, oh enemy yellow thought they were safe when they swung on the palace door frame
1:32:09 oh what a shame, elegant streamer drinking caffeine from a glass that he keeps on his desk he is the best, i look at all the solo queueers boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop