the danse do be macabre though (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 it seems like they really missed their win though. in 2021 to 2024, they could have easily gotten a new family matters greenlit man. some people say it was even harder to find, but there must be some kind of love inside these empty walls. you know what i'm talking about?
0:25 the days go by, it's the bigger love of the family. misery doom is one way. this card has never worked for anybody ever. spirit of ash, i could see it man, but an attack that does something right off the bat would be nice.
0:53 with ram prices being as they are, i don't like to see my slay the spire 2 hitching man. vascular system working in full force today. felt pretty good on my peloton ride, i'm not gonna lie. not just because it was bristol coated mate. it's bristol coated, inertia creeps moving up slowly. who's the... i don't know everything there is to know about mass effect. who's the guy in mass effect that comes in to rap in a slightly deeper voice like two times?
1:26 on mezzanine and then he takes eight tracks off. there's like the slightly higher pitched british man who, sorry not mass effect, massive attack. there's the slightly higher pitched british guy who does like most, i do most of the talking and then every once in a while like a guy with a deep voice comes in and goes stop weeping i'm not sleeping.
1:53 if you're holding something, it's what you be keeping. and then the other guy comes back, inertia creeps, moving up slowly. might be commander shepard. what did i take? i took misery. i mean, grave blasting, a bunch of miseries coming back could be good. it's a collective. oh, here we go. a flat valve style management system. yeah, yeah, yeah. i've heard that one before. how's that working out for the price of the new steam deck?
2:38 not too bloody well, mate. shut up, man. what do you work for valve? like, it's not my fault the steam deck is more expensive. it's kind of like not their fault, i think, too. i think it's like... i don't know. i think it's kind of like... the... s&p 500 being at like $7700 or something like that. that means everybody else has to pay a shitload more for computer chips. like, i don't know, man. i don't know. it's kind of reversing the causal relationship a little bit, but...
3:17 yeah, i don't know what we do here. i guess we take a so? how's the leaky cream pie taste? i don't wanna answer that cuz pretty good. so far so good, man. i know it sounds crazy to not cut a curse, but brother, i'll just come here and fucking cut a curse. although i actually need doombringer, so we'll cut a curse later. do it. this could go crazy. bone shards is ready, man. and then retain misery. that actually seems pretty solid.
4:16 bone shards and harmony. oh damn, we're almost back to the first of the month. tell me what you're gonna do. do do do do do do. you know what i'm talking about? when judgment comes for you. i love the first of the month man. i mean mostly it's just related to the song to be honest. from january all the way to december man i'm loving the first of the month.
4:51 of da month, man. don't start putting tonal indicators on the bone thug songs, okay? it's hard enough to sing along to. they sing really, really fast. and now... it's the first of da month. what will you do to celebrate pride month? that's tough for me. maybe i'll watch bound. i did already watch picnic at hanging rock. like a countdown or something. just exist and be cool? that's tricky, man. that's tough.
5:41 for a guy like me, that's a tall order. guy's name is really bird honest, huh? going to see backrooms tonight and i'm quite hyped. do they have the bruce springsteen song in the movie? because i will go see it 100% if they do. hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms. you know what i'm talking about? we're all right.
6:15 hiding in the back rooms hiding in the back rooms hiding in the back rooms a lot of people know that one it's in the movie fuck it, i'll go in the back rooms if they're playing that in there back rooms in a liminal space hiding in the back rooms hiding in the back rooms hiding in the back rooms imagine
6:52 what's going on in the front rooms? oh, you mean like the fucking antechambers and shit? i think you leave your shoes in there or something. are there other lyrics to that song? it's about him having a crime filled summer with a dude that they probably also... it's very sufian stevens coded. bruce and terry fucked.
7:08 once, all them first did summer, me and terry became friends. paddy vane just leave the fires we was born in. catchin' rides to the outskirts, time fadin' between our teeth. sittin' in the old abandoned beach house. gettin' wasted in the heat and hidein' out. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
7:45 we don't need to apply more doom, we need to get more block. what an album man. no one wants to talk about born to run. they only want to tell everyone wants to talk about the jeremy allen white movie. i get it really put bruce on the map that jeremy allen white movie that came out last year that everybody loves. they all loved it so much. all they want to do is talk about it. huge. check this out. wait, have i finally figured out like the purpose of misery as a card?
8:34 it's to do something like that. every single person is my enemy. oh the tragedy. sorry, too many different references happening at the same time. i don't know shit about paramore. i'm not saying that's good. i'm just saying i don't know, i don't know that much. i really only know that song from uh, kendall rides on peloton. that's right. the very same one who said, get him banned. i ain't the one honey. oh now i'm pissed.
9:42 this could be big. she was something else. she had an intense energy for sure. we don't do that. she was always saying the stuff from like the get em banned video is exactly emblematic of the person that kendall was on the instructors or on the rides i should say. she was always talking like that. she was all she was always like calling out some old
10:10 chase blue sapphire reserve member who had the misfortune of being on the ride for like pedaling slower than she called out even though she wasn't even pedaling. and she's being added to tekken 8. low key, she would actually go crazy in tekken. wait, am i fucking dead, bro? yeah, i don't even have anything to bring back, man. i'll obviously be living with one hp. well, i will be killed, okay? it happens.
11:04 hey, nl. i started listening to steely dan this year in january because of you. now i have 1,600 steely dan song plays on spotify. 1,600. started on january 1st. it's almost june. that's five months, 150 days, 10 steles a day. that's like a great clip, man. that's enough. i mean, that's like an album a day, roughly. definitely not in mental illness territory. like for a second, i was like, that's like 100 steely dan songs a day.
11:32 that's too much, but 10 a day is like pretty... that's doable, man. don't be shy, drop the frequency. what are the top three? i gotta know. also, i don't remember your username. what'd you give me? a relic that gives you a relic? okay. the relic is happy flower. wait, that's really good. nutritious oyster? wait, that actually seems like a crazy get, man.
12:15 upon pickup gain two relics and the curse one of the relics gave us a random relic which is actually good because the random relics are way better than the neo relics and then 11 max hp is okay and then they're gonna let us remove here. barrytown is criminally underrated keenan don't go easy on them keenan. they're still early in the steely steely journey okay, barry barrytown is a perfectly acceptable song. i like it. i
12:48 it's one of the better tracks on pretzel logic for sure. i don't think anyone would dispute that. any major dude does clear it, in my opinion, for sure. you putrify. i really like a defend with spiral from the files of jigsaw or whatever the movie is called. sharp to a or nimble. you know what? you obviously, oh, we already enchanted it with spiral. you can't put two enchantments on the same one.
13:29 you guys said the word wrong. that's okay. i just said it in mandarin. let him fly. spiral that i think you saw. saw castermists and southern draw. i know what you're talking about. close your eyes and i'll kiss you cuz with the birds i sure. with the birds i sure this lonely new scum sucked against the wall. young tuck girl in a scarlet draw. what is this?
14:14 we have goodbye to me and my old cuz with the birds i shared the average red hot chili pepper song. what are you, bro, you think i didn't listen to californication? that's track three, bro. i've been listening to that since i was a little kid. ass fucked in the bathroom stall. sarcastic mr. know it, y'all, something like that. it's so, it's.
14:56 when you bring your friend to karaoke and you realize he's one of those guys that doesn't know lyrics. going down, down baby in a range rover boom, boom baby ready to let it go coco puff take a puff, pass it to me now always use a soul steady is crazy steady's insane i was about to put it on cards that already have enchantments i have too many enchantments bro, this is insane that's a given
15:55 i don't know bro, maybe there's some value in retaining an unleash? put it on so? you guys are fucking trolling me. you're gaslighting me. on an exhaust card? don't make me tap the sign bro. i don't know what the sign was gonna be. can't stop the question space was combat took 30 damage, it was unblocked when you bring your friend to karaoke and you realize they don't know the song's rhyme, no disrespect. choose not a life of intimation
16:38 beastside punk is hailing from vacation. i know what you're talking about. the bass line, as much as i hate the red hot chili peppers, the song's very hooky. that's the good rhcp album. no, brother, it has the zephyr song on it, okay? you might be able to get away with that when you're dealing with people who don't know what songs have what albums and vice versa. but with a beast like me who remembers a lot of the track list, i mean, it has the damn zephyr song on it, okay?
17:23 i'm kind of gonna get my ass kicked here huh? realizing that you were right to say why would you put that on an exhaust card because now my deck is like exclusively basic attacks and strikes. what's the track list for who just thanks album the reason? i say this i know you're barking up the right tree for this one but i have to say by the time
17:59 huba stank existed. i've been killed y'all. i had already started listening to music of my own volition. there go, i'd never bought the album that had the reason on it because you could just turn on your tv and be forced to see the music video. i'd say about every 15 minutes for like four months.
18:19 the bank robbing music video i'm very familiar with. i'm not a perfect person. i never meant to do those things to you. now i gotta say before i go. fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, suck it. squeeze can be really good. they made a banda cover of that and i hate it. can somebody tell me right now what banda is? right fucking now. nobody knows, great, nobody knows.
19:15 sounds more like a queens of the stone age song. oh, it's mexican regional music? wait, that sounds awesome. as much as i would love to believe that everything associated with huba staying sucks, is it possible that it could actually be incredible? let's get in this house. it's mexican polka. yes, dude, what the hell? whoa, the ivory tile! whenever you play squeeze, gain one energy? that's kind of peak for us right now.
20:04 i mean, you probably wanna dredge at some point. wait, is this, yeah. i belong with you, you belong with me and your sweet heart. et cetera, you have to do it every time. the bit's getting a little played out, but that's okay. anytime you can have a joke while playing slay the spire, i think you have to be like, that's positive. that's a positive thing. 35 damage, mauled.
20:49 when does the elden ring movie come out by the way? is it 20? it's got to be 2027, right? dredge back and unleash. march 3rd, 2028. oh no man. i feel like flight.
21:23 i might not even be alive by then, man. but like this, one of these days the clip is gonna backfire and i will be fucking dead. but i do also, well it depends on the circumstances, but i give you my permission to at least think that like it's what i would have wanted for you to also laugh at that.
21:41 i think there will be people that are like, he would, you know, it's kind of fucked up watching this clip now that we know what happened to him. and then i hope that somebody would in the comments be like, no, to be honest, like knowing what we knew about nl, he would have found it funny. so i think that it would have, i think that that would be okay. that's the person that really knows me. that's my true friend. please die on stream.
22:18 i mean there's like a one in five chance if i'm gonna die an untimely death there's like a one in five chance it'll happen on stream. this is an ost attack that's big this is an ost attack that's big. why? because i spend like a fifth of my day on stream at least on weekdays. i'm gonna dodge him. yeah don't if if i die on stream don't make the jokes in kate's chat that's gonna be like uh that's gonna be tos for sure that's gonna cross the line.
23:03 but like, i don't know, in other places. yeah, did you hear what happened? wait, that's so good. has she talked about it yet? has she made a statement on her husband's death? kate, did you hear that? did i miss it? did i miss it? has she talked about it yet? no, man, don't put that. now i got to stay alive because i'm seeing that shit happen in my mind's eye and i'm like, that's that's miserable. oh,
23:35 we can't rest on 54 hp, it just can't be done. definitely, like both of these potions are essentially useless for us, man. we don't really attack and then the next attack we play this triple then not the not the next attack we play that is us the next attack we play. i see. i don't know i gotta think about it. kind of beating your ass man.
24:24 i feel like this is the turn where you dredge up your zero cost attacks because next turn we simp yeah. next turn we simply play squeeze and we might as well use a potion man or maybe we might as well not use a potion? nah, you probably just use it because you're gonna get another potion. alright yeah, might as well. that was crazy. i feel like they all suck man.
25:12 reanimate, easy choice. reanimate's good. reanimate's awesome. reanimate looks so good. what do i know, man? if i was on youtube, that's a guaranteed skip right there. two commons, two uncommons and a rare. great opportunity to add more oste attacks if we thought that was relevant. summoning more at the start of the turn, more potion slots. i think they're all good, man. i do think summoning more makes sense.
25:47 because we just took reanimate. yeah, makes sense to me. oste could be a unit. i guess he is also attacking a lot. i guess there's like a million reasons why you would take what we took care of. i've got a hundred million reasons to play. but baby all i need is a good one. is this... i haven't heard that song in a long time. how does that go? maybe all i need is a good one, good one.
26:28 that's exactly what i thought about. been a long ass time since i heard that. maybe i just need one good one to stay. you guys ever work at an office this the summer that um need you now by lady antebellum came out? oh that was and i've the same summer where michael jackson died i think man. talk about a fucking bad day at the office.
27:00 we interrupt this lady antebellum song to bring you breaking news. fucking michael jackson, the king of pop has died. this lady a now. sorry, i forgot. my bad. for everybody who's still following the lady antebellum saga, it's lady a. i think early anchors, not so bad. happy flowers, okay.
27:43 ha ha! oh fuck, that would have been awesome. i mean, danse macabre is kind of what we're building for. danse macabre, danse macabre, danse macabre, yeah yeah yeah. never seen you laugh the way you laugh my dude. why not clumsy? i'm on that vip daniel pack right now. that's the pack that thinks that an ethereal curse is actually better than a strike because it removes itself from the deck.
28:33 move for me, move for me, move for me. and when you do, i like to sing the cha cha tay hey. i'm so sorry for the way that i am. kill your ass to the dead? no, no, take that then. we don't play too many ethereals, yeah, we don't play too many ethereals. it is kind of a dr. parkenstein,
29:14 coded song. i feel like if he was fucking with music that was made in the 21st century, dance monkey would be like pretty close to the top of the fucking list. get his ass. dance monkey? yo, low key, we need daniel to come back and save this website, man. i didn't realize like nobody else on earth... it's sipstreams in the morning.
29:54 but it's not even really the morning, because in jersey it's probably like the early afternoon. but like at 6 a.m., nobody's live, man. where is my comfort streamer who i put his stream on while i'm on the bike and then watch his starting soon screen count down from 10 minutes to zero and then just sit on zero for 45 minutes while i'm on the bike? inertial creeps moving up slowly, inertia creeps moving up slowly.
30:24 he needs to come back, man. i don't take any fucking damage. just watch a vod is not the same. what if something incredible happened, man? vod watchers simultaneously, excuse me, i choked on my own flesh at some point there. simultaneously like the heroes that enable streamers to do what they do, but also like you wouldn't catch me being one. let's just put it that way.
31:03 because i already know that nothing super embarrassing happens in the video, otherwise they wouldn't have posted it. they would have been like, i can't post this, something horrible happens. the live entertainment, it has that certain je ne sais quoi of like, anything could happen. for example, this could be the one where he dies.
31:42 i'm glad those of us with gen x parents have similar pearl jam experiences. wait, i gotta think about this one though. is the similar pearl jam experience thinking that they're awesome while a bunch of like 20 year olds tell you that they actually suck and they all sound the same as creed? because i mean, i'm not like a long term pearl jam lover, but 10 is a fucking dynamite album, man. is pearl jam the flavor of the gamer sup? that's pretty good.
32:27 that is pretty good. that's pretty fucking good. i'm gonna take it to five. although, i invoke would have been good too. fuck it, let's fight some elites, man. no one knows what eddie's saying? i know what he's saying! i'm the guy who knows what he's saying! at home, drawing pictures of, of mountaintops, with him on top. lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a v.
33:01 while the dead lay in pools of maroon below. of course i know what he's fucking saying, man. i thought that was pretty fucking good. pools of what? pools of maroon below. daddy didn't give affection. in a fact that mommy didn't care.
33:33 i know there's a lot of eastern europeans who are gonna be fucking toxic as fuck in the vod for this, man. they're gonna be, i'm so sick of his singing. king j, they're like, well, they didn't play this shit in bratislava? i didn't know they didn't play this shit in bratislava. i thought it went like 10x diamond the world over. really big plays. literally, well, fuck it, just play it. it'll get better than that, but not that much better. hey, can i have my good card? i'm looking for my card that's good.
34:27 that's the motherfucker right there. both of them on the same turn kind of flicking me. never mind, we still own you. be so for real with me. is two danse macabre's perfect or too much? maybe it's perfect, man. eastern europeans love alice in chains. is that actually true? yes, yes, yes. it's true, we love, i love alice in chains. maybe i fucking am like, i guess lithuania is more like, that's not like on the border of eastern and northern europe.
35:17 there are some lyrics in that song that i can't help but laugh a little bit when i hear them every time.
35:52 not totally sure what he meant with that one. peter griffin is army green is no safe bet. maybe it is. maybe it is, man. maybe it is peter griffin. oh, shit. that's really funny. wait, this deck is actually good, man. oh.
36:36 that is good stuff. that is that is good stuff. that's an incredible comment that's just your average keenan comment. he's out here being the goat really out there doing the most on them back roads i mean you need to you need to play this every time it comes up. that's a given i don't really know i can't play enough attacks to really like kill all three of you in one turn chad i beat necro a 10 this morning. that's my first a 10 and
37:36 is it possible to learn this power? i have the exact opposite problem. i have one with everybody but the necro and i'm about to lose with the necro right here as well. or fucking am i? no, i'm fucking not because we just bring this shit back and then the right hands are coming back anyway so you bring back two pokes and then you just go... yeah. i could use a better block solution honestly. 24 damage? you'd forget i had meat on the bone, that's true.
38:39 you know what, that's pretty true. saved? not saved! you damage on the next turn as well? i thought you took a oh, maybe i didn't put up enough block to make you take a turn off. that's right. 18 damage, you're doing 18 damage. how about that? and now he's stunned. okay. you debuffled. it's like, what if we draw a dredge? it's fucking over for you, lad. maybe? no, you never scale though. this is the play. yeah, because you're never gonna hit us.
39:51 wait, we actually recovered so well. it's kind of crazy. i'm trying to think of who the elites could be, bro. it's dorito. dorito is the one that you hit and you get energy back, right? like the dorito, we're perfectly built to take on the dorito. let her rip. wait, this is huge, man. like start here, then this, then this, then we squeeze on you. bring it back. 30 damage. not awesome.
41:13 certainly not awesome. that's okay. we only take eight. that's not that bad. this is the easiest three animate into a calcify i've ever seen or do you just thought you need calcify beating the shit out of them man and then squeeze bring back squeeze and your zero cost that don't come back when you play squeeze and then you play you play this and then you squeeze and then dude that was a great choice. we heal up to 66 off of that. that was really big.
42:06 actually kind of a goated turn one as well. will this be the run? i don't know, i've thought about it a hundred times that it was the run and it wasn't the run so i wouldn't get your hopes up just yet but... very important, i think dredge to bring back a well timed... okay bro. dredge to bring back a well timed squeeze is like by far the highest value play.
42:46 hold on it. still 9 hp. love to see that. any chance we can get like a squeeze? because otherwise i'm very tempted to play the dredge on this turn and what would you even do with it? what would you even do with it? you must play squeeze. you should play dance macabre first. then we're going to shuffle so squeeze will not come back, but that's okay. it means we could draw squeeze naturally on the next turn.
43:25 which would be very nice, but also very impossible, i'm hearing. let's make you cheaper and then keep you away for a turn. not cheaper, sorry, make you retain. get you, get you. whenever you play a card that costs three or more, three or more, three or more. you retain, in worst case scenario we could always play a frantic escape because we could just sack our turn to do it. or do,
44:03 we have better frantic escapes. you play this, it brings back an attack, gives you a decent block. it actually worked out exactly as we would have liked. give me more energy next turn and then like a squeeze basically kills you. completely fine. now, transfigure is not, yes, it's not even close, but i'm trying to think if we can get it to work on squeeze. it's so good.
44:52 imagine, imagine man. and then i love this guy. you may cook at rest sites. powers cost one more. that's really tough for us. five damage twice. you're right. actually making delay more expensive isn't that bad because we also get a refund off of it if it costs three. but if we made it cost three, it would play twice and give us two energy back, man. that's a really good point. honestly, i think we could cook at rest sites, man. i know like
45:34 you probably knew i was gonna say that, but you only have two powers in the deck? i have three. i have three. i'm just thinking about how value like, or how much value we could get out of cooking. you cut your strikes, you cut your basic defense. we're kind of, we're drawing that squeeze a lot faster. actually, wait, you're right! dem costing two allows you to bring back better attacks too. but actually, okay, but then dance macabre costs three, which is actually, basically means they cost two.
46:15 it means they cost two because it only costs you. yeah, well, you're you're you're fucking real for that. the two cost powers becoming three cost powers keeps them at two cost powers. this only hurts calcify but it also gives calcify an extra benefit where it pulls our zero cost of tax back. that's that's very interesting. very interesting and date. you start the dance macabre only cost one normally am i stupid? yeah, it normally costs one bro.
46:58 i was thinking about putting a trans figure on it, i guess. you give me a dance macabre, kill you, you get an energy back. still good though, still good. reanimate me? definitely you play right hand hand first, my bad. but we kind of get our ass kicked a little. no, we don't. ozzy gets his ass kicked a little. i missed the part where that's my problem.
47:53 yes, dude, and then you make it cost three, it goes twice, which gives you two energy back and also applies the power two times. there's something to it. my god, 350 gold for the shop? for a shop that sucks? dirge is good? not for this deck, i'm not dirge coded on this deck, i think. seeker? i do see the value of seeker. yeah, might have another shop. might have another shop.
49:03 i gotta think, what would we want from seeker? squeeze getting a kill instantly is pretty nice, i guess. it's a good point. but also the double tap dance macabre is kind of crazy. but i think, oh, but we don't get to choose, man. we don't get to choose. a dance macabre into a dance macabre? 17 block?
49:44 happily use a skill potion. spend an energy and weaken you. we should do something with the strength potion as well. it's like essentially meaningless. there's 23 block, that's kind of awesome. i don't even know if that was that great for us, but you are getting pretty big. well obviously, i don't think i've ever killed you first. crazy play, dredge, squeeze, and then don't have the energy to play it, which is an interesting idea.
50:47 at least you can retain it. i didn't even think of all your dead anyway, man. rattle does seem like even though the decks getting a little thick with it, some turns where like especially adding retain to it could make it go kind of crazy. that's a lose three. that's a remove. we don't need to read bro. that came here as a result of a neo relic. give me one uncommon potion. everything retain. transfigure that doesn't exhaust.
51:36 i mean, at this point you have to, who are the elites on this floor? who are the elites? there's bug riding a bug, bug riding another bug. eyeball, knights and the mecha knight. i think i'm gonna give myself the option to fight two but not three. we're okay here. unless do you have a better potion? i'd say i'm content where i am. yeah, you can't play it, man.
52:35 in my head though, i'm like holy shit, this is incredible. if i get to the point where i can play it, that's gonna be insane. okay, one sec, i think just you might as well drink it and then, then next turn, holy shit, bro. look at this big guy. give me my energy back please. realize how shitty my other attacks are until i get calcify out there, man. getting calcify out there changes everything.
53:44 i'm literally gonna play it in, okay? so this is the turn where you should ruin some lives. holy shit, you do 80 damage? reg back your osti attacks. just bring back unleash. too easy. then i wouldn't be able to play squeeze. i think we could absolutely make it work with another calcify man. who we got here? eyeball. i don't really know what your thing is. what's the eyeballs thing? he just hits you. all right. and we do want a calcify out there at some point.
54:59 turn one kind of stinky, don't get me wrong. we heal well though. run, turn, turn. you have to reanimate first to have the energy. honestly, they've never built a more sensible use of the speed potion than that. and then on this turn you simply dredge back a squeeze and that wasn't bad at all. holy shit, his mummified hand. that's awesome, man. that's like exactly what we need. it's incredible.
56:00 what is this turn? what does mummified hand do? when you play a power, it makes a random card in your hand cost zero. it dredge. just thinking, just studying it. do an awful lot of damage. how bones is and all that. so we wanted to see, we wanted to see a calcify for sure. being able to get through this without using a potion is so bullish for us, man. wait, well, let's not get too overconfident here. give me a sec.
57:20 we're gonna have two energy. so what you don't want to do is get squeezed. you want to get full aggro so that you get your cards back here. huge fucking huge throw. then you transfigure a dance macabre. this can work. it feels like we would want a lethality. also, even as good as lethality could be, a second dredge to set up like three turns in a row where you play squeeze
58:07 also very interesting, man. ah, you know, we do have mummified hand, you're right. damn, end bag of prep out of a question mark. somebody up there likes me, man. let's rest and see if we get two better potions. i mean, a duplicator potion is madness. i do th ahh... let's save the vulnerable potion, but flex potion with a rattle could go insane. but it's a lot of kudos, let's put it that way. yes?
59:03 we might as well retain the unleash. wow, we should have bodyguard. well, i don't know. there's a case to be made. we don't need to play it and give you strength unnecessarily. just send it out like such. and then... i mean this is interesting. let me... feels like there's a way to get the whole hand for free. i think you grab something... well, okay, you could take a free card.
1:00:00 preferably one that does enough damage to get the kill. and then play this, this hits a power. powers still cost one more. okay, powers still cost one more. i see, unfortunate. wait, still, i still wanna play my dance macabre though. three plus one is kinda crazy. how about some squeeze? squeeze! what a world if i could, cuz it's, is there a way?
1:01:05 because like, transfigure, calcify goes twice. if i transfigure, play a defend and then play calcify. like, transfigure, calcify, you're going to cost three but then you won't be able to play it. it'll be too expensive. it'll be too expensive. so you just take the 50 50 then? you take the 50 50. you could duplicate but i'm actually thinking we don't need a duplication on this guy.
1:01:41 well, what would dredge have to bring back to kill him? he wouldn't feel too happy about it. okay, i think you're right. i think you transfigure calcify. duplicate the calcify to guarantee it hits the squeeze. also makes these do a ton of damage. squeeze does 94. i don't think you need to use the vuln potion then, which is great. oh, but that causes you... okay, no, it's still because you could dredge. you're gonna dredge back... you could just dredge back another squeeze. hello?
1:02:20 oh, thank you. i'm wondering though if you couldn't there's anything productive because we're gonna have three energy. wouldn't you rather have like a delay and then we played two calcify so i really feel like our zero cost cards are gonna go crazy man. oste attacks deal 22 extra damage. don't overthink it. why this is what it's all about man. then you take two pokes and those easily get a kill but even if they didn't delay
1:03:07 brings back right hand hands, which has like hundreds of damage in hand. okay. and then just gets, i don't know, don't get squeezed this turn, get squeezed next turn. motherfucker, man. motherfucker. the five still goes crazy here. still pretty good, honestly. be nice to retain our whole hand. honestly, you delay to get energy next turn.
1:04:14 snap and keep a poke because it literally does as much damage as unleashed but costs zero. i feel like you easily win with just, you don't even need the potion. you transfigure on the squeeze, double it up, kill him. okay, now we have a vuln potion for the next boss. could give us enough. we drew an early squeeze which is crazy. i feel like if i could just kill you on like turn two... i've never been in this situation before where like
1:05:01 is it worth going all in to just kill the amalgam right away? you blast the queen with a turn like this. i've never gone for the queen first. i'm not saying it's the wrong idea, it just feels so daring. squeeze. no, right hand hand. no calcify stings, but that's okay. squeeze. right hand hand. snap. hold the defend. very interesting.
1:05:59 very interesting idea for sure. a dredge would be so awesome. i'm like, okay, dredge, dredge, squeeze, poke, poke, rad, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. you're gonna play dredge. let's start there, yeah. okay, dredge, squeeze, poke, rattle. and there's an order to things here. poke, squeeze.
1:07:13 right hand, hand, right hand, hand, rattle. you live with one hp. not really that big of a deal if i could just draw. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. okay, you have to play dance macabre and then calcify. these are your plays and that gets you there. okay, we've done it. a10 is every character. it's been completes.
1:07:56 even the best necrobinder run that's ever been seen looks like it's going to die. we make those work. that's huge, man. i couldn't have done it without you, chat. well, i don't know. maybe it would have been better. i would have definitely attacked the torch head amalgam first, though. now you've opened up my mind to the idea that you can kill the queen first if you have very front loaded damage. huge.