What did they know？ (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 will not be freaking suck this year. well, actually we're probably gonna lose 30 runs in a row because i have no idea how we're gonna win as a necrobinder. i don't really have a scaffolding in my brain for how to get the necrobinder to ascension 10. i don't know. get a scythe on turn one? you took your shot. i can't be mad at you. you took your shot. let's try an early eradicate might give us a little bit of room to play around if we could draw it like hypothetically or whatever.
0:47 or panera charged lemonades could be the play. pick us up. how much caffeine is in a panera charged lemonade? old recipe. 300 milligrams. how much is in ice brown sugar oat shake and espresso? shit, did you see how clean i hit that? i think i'm learning english too. 255. damn, okay, that's kind of crazy. drinking like...
1:29 drinking like three charged lemonades, that's like nine shots of espresso man. that's crazy. how much is in a wax lightly weathered cut copper stairs? wax lightly weathered cut copper stairs, baby. yeah, i know, i hear you. i'm still on my twice shorts era. that's a good callback.
1:54 you're right, invoke into eradicate makes sense. i was just stalling until somebody told me what to do. how'd you hit those notes? i've been learning to speak a tonal language and discovering maybe i've known how to sing all along. haters will say it's cope, something you've got to say before you, before all the coping chat comes in. i don't really like afterlife man. i don't like the card either but i was talking about the avenged sevenfold song. what's our curse? unplayable injury?
2:38 i think you need to cut that. here's what i'm thinking. dodge elites, don't build aoe. dodge elites is our boss. fuck, our boss is aoe. motherfucker, man. you're literally dead next turn unless you block. idiot. literally also works with eradicate. you're on the jungle, act one, eradicate hard carries here. i'm gonna fight as many elites as possible because i'm on the jungle, act one. because i realize that there's two different types of
3:27 act that you could be on. you could either be on the jungle, this write this down, this is actually important. you could either be on the jungle, which is what we're on clearly, or you could be on the underdogs and the enemies are different on each one. a lot of a lot of you don't know that. or if i'm being charitable, forget it from time to time. i mean, at some point we gotta we gotta play eradicate man. and this is that time.
4:00 you're joking but a lot of your youtube comments don't think you know that. that's because i have never given them cause to believe that i know it. so i can't really be too mad at them, all things considered. bowler hat, cheeky ass little bowler hat early? why not man? cheese is a scam. that's what i'm learning here. cheese is a scam. vulnerable will go crazy. cheese is literally bad.
4:38 well, not like i mean if it's on the dot not to start my dessert menu takes all over again. i love when the dessert man you got a little cheese on it. i really do. oh, it doesn't quite kill you. so let's stall for a turn. it kills you. i mean, i know dredge is well liked. i just personally haven't ever been like awesome dredge. i agree with i think the file is just a good card man. okay, let's get aggressive.
5:27 i wanna play like there must be some toros in the atmosphere. you know what i'm talking about? not really. you haven't seen bring it on? be so fucking for real with me, by the way. i saw bring it on again, but i've never seen bring it on. well, see now we're at a fucking impasse cuz i've never seen bring it on again. so now we got fucking jack shit to talk about and it's your fault. isn't gabrielle union in that? yeah bro, gabrielle union is in fucking bring it on.
6:20 she says it's cold in here, there must be some toros in the atmosphere. what we have here is a failure to communicate. you fucking sent me out on one with that one. cult of personality kind of a good song, even though i've never seen a single wrestling match from like 1996 onwards.
6:57 fuck it, man. we're energy posting. and then you're gonna heal me enough to the point where i feel like i can upgrade this? you would love cm punk. i don't know, to be honest, i don't know. maybe i would, man. maybe i fucking would. do they hate him just because his swag's too tough? i know he's got a controversial reputation. 14 times 9 kills you, bro. even times 8, it kills you. hit the graph on it! oh! i feel good! i want even more energy.
7:56 you love singing now? yep. oh this turn sucks ass man. now we're looking for demesna. ain't that skyler's daughter from twilight? i forgot, well i guess i never knew what kristen stewart's kid's name is in, or her name for that matter, in twilight. what's her name? renesmee? guy who calls all.
8:36 all the female characters, skyler. what do you mean it's a red flag? what do you mean it's a red flag? skyler, i don't have a crystal meth to my name, an acre of land, a lab to command, the dollop of... can i get a drug word that rhymes with fame? all i got's my knowledge tolerance for pain, couple of high school classes and my top notch brain. cocaine?
9:12 oh, yeah, yo, that's what you're talking about. i'm still gonna rest. i'm just a little scared. that's on all the guys online who think skylar is the worst villain in breaking bad. short sighted, the worst villain in breaking bad is clearly flynn. rest with pantograph, my bad, y'all. imagine if i live with like two hp though, the night everybody eats breakfast eating motherfucker. you breakfast eating motherfucker. okay, smoke them if you got them.
10:14 biggest villain is walt jr. it's an interesting perspective. i wish i'd thought of it. did you guys know david blaine from the david blaine sketches on youtube is also the flight attendant who is beefing with kristen wiig and bridesmaids, mitch sculpa. i don't think that's his name, mitch sculpa.
10:45 yes, i knew that. yeah, well, did you know one of the other guys from that sketch is the host of is it cake on netflix? did you know that? bet not. who are these people? that's mikey day, bro. gonna have a bright, bright michael y day. i need that. we need this at three. okay, now we see if we got a fucking chance, man.
11:47 huge, literally don't even need to play boral time, i don't care. any chance this fella gives me ice cream? no, not possible. so you're saying there's a chance. i mean, i'm sorry, i have to hit you for 84 damage. that's what this deck does. calling bell from the next floor. where's rem poster when you need them? we need a calling bell in transit.
12:38 radio free europe, you're fucking dead bro! i probably needed to rest, right? tell me i needed to rest because my hp was below the pantograph threshold. you certainly do not need a second eradicate. heng's got a certain jeune se quoi, but do we draw? we don't draw enough, but i guess it's still early. you gained literally 19 hp off the rest. oh!
13:14 hang and clone? that's so insane. that's such a crazy like flex if it comes true. fuck it, i'll gift you a sub if it comes true. who said that? that's dr. no show. dr. no show, if the clone option shows up, i'll gift you a subscription. otherwise, i think we skip. oh fuck. hang tight, my payment's processing.
14:03 be so fucking for real with me. did you see the seed before? did you play through the seed faster than i played through the seed? so you knew, so you fucking knew what was happening? you know what's crazy? i don't know if anybody else in here twitch partners. staff cover your ears.
14:25 i got an email a couple of months ago that made me laugh so hard. it was like we've released a new feature on the website. you can buy gifted subscriptions with the balance on your like twitch revenue that hasn't been paid out yet.
14:41 that would, dev ko cover your ears. that was normally people are like, i'm worried about the state of the website because of this video i watched. i'm like, don't worry about it. that's the one that had me freaking out a little bit where they were, they were sent out an email that was like, if you want, you could like, we could like deduct gift subs out of your pay. i went, wait a second. i think that seems like one of the things that happens like right before they start playing the, doing the string quartet as the ship goes down, man.
15:11 that was scary for me. that was a scary ass email. anyway, is there anything we want to clone? i mean, i guess cloning borrowed time sucks that it's not upgraded, but we would like almost always be happy to see it. yeah, hang. good one. i mean, relax kind of works with what we got going on too, man. kind of goes crazy when you don't have somebody in your ear going, actually, relax kind of sucks. fuck it. i'm cloning borrowed time, man.
16:08 if i'm gonna lose, i'm gonna do it my way. you could have cloned wisp. i don't have ice cream, young pup. what am i gonna do with a handful of wisps? it retains? oh, no it doesn't, motherfucker. now you're gonna have me cloning this eight times and then i won't be able to upgrade them at the campfire because i'll have to fucking clone at the campfire, bro. when upgraded, so now you're gonna say, okay, dr. no show, you wanna go for the tier three? tier three or ban? next shop? is it gonna have the 10th in it?
17:04 i haven't even seen them type. they know the ideal moves to get out of the casino as soon as you win. i respect them for that, to be honest with you. i respect them. i'm fucking with them bigly for that one. well fuck bro, i guess i'll just kill you and then take ten damage. he said yes? i wouldn't put that evil on you. i know how insidious gambling can be. but i will check the shop and we'll like, you know, it'll be part of your lore. it'll be part of your lore if it's in there.
17:41 i'll be honest with you, i'll give you the tier three if it's in there, but i'm not gonna ban you if it's not in there. cuz i don't think that that's fair. i'll let you go risk free on that one. we need some draw. i don't know when we're gonna see a shot by the way, it might be a minute. what do we want to see less of? we need good defense. removing two defense to get one great defend is probably net positive, maybe.
18:29 you guys like some blockies? corky, blorky romano doesn't really work, man. doesn't really work. you dead? would you steal my ultimate defend? i want it back, man. i want it back. quirky romano, hey. oh shit. okay, see? we're all good. we're all good. i know they say not to eat before bed, but do chips count? i wish this wasn't the case.
19:00 i have horrible news for you. chips count more. chips count more. bananas don't count. you can have a banana before bed. i'm not saying you should be eating bananas and less chips. that's up to you. but bananas don't, like a banana before bed doesn't count. a little bit of cheese doesn't count. chips counts double though. cause all the oil sits like in the top of your duodenum, man. especially kettle cooked chips. i honestly have no idea, man. fuck it. fuck it, we ball.
19:59 i can't get enough block man, can't get enough block. insufficient blocky, 42 damage, 42, it's not enough, not enough till next time. you guys remember the minecraft movie? i mean for some of us that shit never ended man. what do you mean by that? i mean i've been quoting it to my kid like nonstop. that's what i mean by it. poor kid, she's doing all right. she kind of likes it honestly. i forgot to tell you.
21:05 yesterday, she had an activity. the activity, as soon as you get, it's a parent's nightmare. as soon as the activity gets out, they leave the door and there's like an awesome playground right there. so you're always like in this mode as a parent of like, we gotta get home, we gotta, we gotta get home because then we gotta go to the grocery store because then we gotta get the food to cook for dinner because then we gotta finish dinner by this time so we can do all the dishes by this time so that we can take our bath by this time so we can read stories by this time so we can put you to bed by this time so we can wake up at this time and do it all over again.
21:33 so a playground that's awesome, entering the field of view has the chance to throw this delicate homeostasis into total disbalance, right? so we got a little lucky yesterday cuz it was raining. but she said i still wanna play and i said okay, we'll play a little bit but not as much as we would if it was sunny. so she climbs up to the top of the jungle gym and she wants to go down the slide. the slide is soaking wet.
22:03 she says, daddy, i have an idea. can i go down the slide one time on my jacket? and i said, you know what? sure. we're trying to we're trying out this new thing where instead of me trying to like force my will as the parent because of the authority that i have, instead, i let her win some battles so that i can have greater cachet to win battles later in the night that actually matter. so she got on the code and then she was like,
22:32 daddy, i'm scared. and i was like, don't be scared. the slide is not that it's not that tall. she said, okay. and then the second she got any downward momentum, it was like a rocket ship, man. it was the frictionless, like
22:49 recycled plastic bottle rain jacket combined with the water on the plastic slide. she literally went down and was like, she hit like every single facet of the exterior of the slide in half of a second from the top to the bottom. and at the bottom she was going like, it felt like she was going like 30 kilometers an hour. i grabbed her
23:15 when i grabbed her, my pinky finger went up her nostril. so while also getting like eviscerated by the slide, she also got poked up the nostril by like an adult's pinky finger.
23:29 then when she got off, she was very upset. and i was like, are you okay? and she's like, you, you put your finger in my nostril. and i was like, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. are you okay? and she's like, yeah, i'm okay. and then, but she was crying for like, i don't know, maybe like 15 minutes after that. and then she just, she started, she would climb up to the top of the jungle gym and go, i wish it was sunny. i wish it was sunny. she's a funny one, man.
24:02 now this is not typical, by the way we lose here, which is why i'm playing this. this is not typical five year old behavior, which is both positive and also sometimes requires a little bit more work and understanding from me and her mom. but it's very funny. it's very funny. let me see. i think i'm dead right now. how are you doing, chiblee, by the way? check this out.
24:40 chip, remember when you used to play slay the spire on stream? that was a different day, man. those two days were like a fortnight. fuck you's got my guts bubbling, bro. i believe that. well, what did you get? also, you're also so fucking real for what we were both talking about yesterday. i think it's awesome that one of the best parts of being in america is large fucking
25:06 zero sugar or diet sodas getting a 62 ounce or an 80 ounce large soda with zero calories that tastes good as fuck and is also hydrating is so awesome but then people who literally drink it will be like it actually sucks. yeah, i get like one a day. it sucks what are you talking about? it's incredible man to have to to to
25:31 be forced to do like a rock climbers grip to be able to hold the size of the soda that you got and it's like $3.99 or something like that. it's so awesome man. there's a lot of bad stuff don't get me wrong but that is not one of them. okay wait was this a horrible decision? what are you fucking upgrade here? they all suck? fuck this man. i give up.
25:59 i give up on this one. there's no good upgrade targets with the necrobinders default deck, man. i'll try this bad boy out. what do you got for me? sentry? sentry mode is interesting. no silver crucible equals i give up. yes, sir. does need an upgrade. i can't disagree with you on that one. yeah, let's exhaust our best card. my bad, y'all. on the bright side, i got to summon three for one energy. so there is that. huge.
26:57 minecraft movie three stars in a raucous theater two stars at home. am i valid? honestly, i don't know because you it seems like you need to ask someone who's like you and that isn't me so i'm realizing i'm not the typical motherfucker because i'm out here watching agnes varda films on my phone while doing like a peloton ride and like and i understood what was happening to put it in beowulf old english terms and other people are going i can't watch i can't watch the rundown and
27:26 i can't watch the rundown on my phone. i need to watch it in my home theater. i need to watch the 4k re release of wedding crashers. david lynch told me i'm not valid unless i watch fucking dodgeball and underdog story in 16 millimeter. like i don't know, you gotta find somebody who talks like that. it won't be hard. but don't ask me those questions because my answers are apparently not applicable to the average person. i like the idea of flatten. i guess we can always play flatten if we play sweeping gays.
28:01 which is sentry mode coded. running out of sentences. we're running out of sentences. why we hating on dodgeball? don't talk to me about dodgeball. i saw it in theaters, young pup. i know all about steve the pirate. probably like my second favorite rip torn role.
28:35 after artie, larry sanders' assistant from the larry sanders show, which is still to this fucking day the most criminally under seen hbo comedy out there. i'm not taking shots at barry. i'm not taking shots at curb your enthusiasm. but after you finish your sopranos watch through, dig just a little deeper in the crates and get to the larry sanders show. it's so good.
29:05 barry is so good. we ain't talking about barry, we're talking about larry! bored to death is criminally underrated? not really. not really. it's kind of carried by a goated cast of jason schwartzman, zach galifianakis, and ted danson, but is otherwise like, uh, it's just okay. i'd honestly say it's just okay. and that's going from a fella who's seen it. little brother.
29:35 chiblee there's still time the the shot from i saw the tv glow that says there is still time in the sidewalk chalk but it's about chiblee learning mandarin with kate and myself can you imagine going to pax 2032 and we're at a table? with like all of our friends and just the three of us are speaking in mandarin and completely excluding them we're just we're just
30:00 just having a hell of a time talking about something, talking about something that they don't know, man. they don't know about trying to order tacos. yeah, i think i'll just take the 10 10 chuan, the sweet, sweet circle for me please. i'm ordering a donut at a sit down restaurant, i suppose. what does this deck do? what does this deck do? what does this deck do? this deck doesn't mean you need to do something. you need to do something. you could put a delay in the deck at least.
30:46 sown. everybody must get sown. this is big. are you guys gonna call me performative when i do my tier list of the 100 movies i've seen in 2026 so far and f1 ends up in the bottom 10? i do have to say it's certainly not a bottom 10% movie, but it is in the bottom 10% of movies that i've seen this year because i've been watching a lot of kino, man. i also don't think it's very good. but i do think
31:31 i don't see a way where it makes it past 85th out of 100, let's put it that way. i just don't see a world in which that could come to pass. i'll stall you. that shit getting nominated for editing pissed me off. i mean, i'm not the type of fellow that should be saying like, i shouldn't have an opinion essentially on what gets the academy award for editing. but i feel like for a fellow like me, it just seems like it was loud. the editing is good, motherfucker.
32:15 you put me in a damn bind on that one. you sound like you know what you're talking about. get ripped and roared at the theater? i can't, you're valid. i don't have beef with you, okay? i have, the reason i have beef is with, it's because i have beef with another person that is not you and doesn't exist but also we all know them. which is whenever someone is like, hey, have you seen this new movie that sucks ass? and then you have the,
33:03 to say, why are you watching that garbage? and they go, oh, so every single movie i have to watch has to be a foreign movie that has some kind of deeper meaning. and then you go, okay, what are the last 10 movies that you've watched? and it's all slop. there's none.
33:20 movies that are even touching the emotional core of what it means to be a human being whatsoever and they're misrepresenting their media choices by saying, oh so if i want to watch something a little bit disposable from time to time then i should just fucking die then. they're literally lying and misrepresenting themselves. and i'm the bad guy. they should be watching hard boiled. they should be watching artisanal slob. they should be watching some oh hung movies. they should be watching mr. vampire.
33:59 immediately into the speech an ad plays? what the hell? you're a damn sub. when did they change that, man? i guess they can't answer because they're watching an ad. good point. my point. anyway, this is a tough one. we absolutely have to upgrade sentry mode. colorless no, give me a random card, man. give me another flatten. we can make that work. we need more draw.
34:55 the ads are kind of ass nowadays. guy who thinks the ads were better in the olden days. actually, literally they were though. because now even the ads are slop now. even the ads are like, remember when terry crews played that guy in white chicks by a chevy silverado? here he is again, intimating that he's doing the same bit but illegally can't say he's that guy anymore.
35:26 because then they would owe marlon and shawn wayans and probably keenan ivory wayans who i imagine had a role either in writing or directing the film. they would owe them a lot of money. from the chevrolet ad. oh, i know what you're talking about with the canadian online casino ads. yeah, yeah, yeah. the tony bette ads where the referee smiles and he has like 82 teeth. i know exactly what you're talking about. yeah, i'd say w. wayans brothers. i'll be fucking seated for scary movie.
36:01 absolutely. i'm not gonna get triggered. okay, that's that's pretty funny. that's pretty funny. wait, it does the trailer have like the trailer has pronouns joke so i didn't know that. i didn't know that.
36:32 it does? i only see the first like three seconds where it says, uh, does it say like he he's pretty scary or something and then i saw a guy in a michael jackson outfit and i went stop right there you got me. i should have kept watching. i didn't know because i was like that's that's really funny. that's the funniest thing i've ever heard. oh,
37:00 do i have anything that gives weakness or vulnerable? why the fuck did i take this card, man? i think we're gonna need some of this at some point. maybe not right now though. damn, that's a great card now. why is it said it with such severity? sorry to say, i think... oh, that's big. we take a duplicator potion because we need to play two sweeping gazes against a boss. enchant a card with slither? i'm such a fool for you.
37:53 got me wrapped around your finger, dear. i think you need, yeah, delay slither is what i'm thinking. i do like toric toughness too. heck to break the boss's buff. oh, motherfucker. this is how i find out that it's that boss, huh? guy who has not looked at any of these fucking icons on his screen the whole time. guy who has a sticky note over the boss icon. a lot of guys out there.
38:51 some might say too many, i don't know if i'd go that far. not for me to say. still doesn't kill you. take luna to see mandalorian and grogu? no, and honestly, i have, i got beef with you. if you, and nick, if you're in chat, cover your ears. i got beef with you if you've seen the movie. even if you saw it for free, i got beef with you. your time is worth something, man. you don't need to invest 121 minutes into the movie just to
39:34 be part of the pretend discourse. it doesn't have to happen. my time's actually worthless? in that case, then carry on. i didn't know that. address jay's review? jay, i mean, he's a cinema head in the sense that he loves watching movies. i will say, jay, are you in chat? the one thing i will say is that jay's recent reviews have a little bit of a reviewing the reviewer sort of angle to them.
40:14 because his review of the mandalorian and grogu is, we've got to quarantine all star wars fans who think everything star wars related has to be the same tone as andor. but his review of michael was also like, wow, i'm so surprised critics don't like a biographical, a musical biographical film. so there's two in a row that was kind of like, they're reviewing the reviewers.
40:45 so i understand if you take issue with that. i don't know what to say i take issue. i'd say jay's a good friend of mine, but... and i do agree with him on the andor take, not because i know anything about andor, just because like, i hate talking about anything related to star wars, then everyone goes, yeah, but what about andor? okay, well, what about fucking, i've never seen that shit. how does that make you feel? and that ain't gonna change anytime soon. that may change never, i guess, to be honest with you. y'all seen kenobi?
41:25 y'all seen kenobi. why would you play bodyguard second, bro? you hate it for the wrong reasons. i don't hate it at all i just don't i didn't know i've been told 3,000 times that it's good so like whenever someone's like you should see it. it's good. i'm like, yeah, i know people been saying that for a while if they come out with it on the criterion collection it's it'll make the list for sure they don't get a whole lot of sci fi how i found myself watching john carpenter's dark star man what the fuck was i thinking?
41:58 okay chatters, i need your help. wait, spirit of ash is huge. bro, it's a show? that's why i'm not going to watch it because it's 600 minutes long! and, uh, truffaut's breathless is a lean 90 minutes, bro. also, they have shows on criterion. you haven't heard of blossom shanghai? no, i haven't heard of that. what is it? yeah, it's the wong kar wai cereal! it has to be whenever you play an ethereal card game four block.
42:39 it's slump, i'm afraid. yeah, i mean, i haven't even seen 2046 yet or chungking express. i gotta get to those first. i do love a little pales legion. i do love a little pales legion. pales flesh. we haven't had any energy problems so far. i think i gotta go pales legion.
43:09 this by the way, i looked at chat for someone to confirm it. i saw a bunch of people saying no bro, it's pales flesh. so this is the one time i was looking to see confirmation and i saw rejection but i still went with it. that's huge. play debilitate for sure. you play you have to play this. it did i'm not gonna lie and this is not even like it basically doesn't make sense. but i was a little bit pissed off when we committed to mandarin.
43:50 i was taking off the hats with the various languages and then going, ah swedish? nah, i don't think so. tagalog? not this year. i'm committing to mandarin. so i committed to it and then they had the audacity to inform me that all of the wong kar wai movies are in cantonese, bro. so like, i mean that stung a little bit. that stung a little bit because that was one of the big reasons.
44:21 obviously, you'd be stunned at some of the capacity of shit that i don't know to be honest with you. it would blow your little mind. i'm gonna say something and you're going to tell me i'm wrong or you're going to plus two me. calcify is not good. eh, eh, plus two, it's pretty bad. it's not very good. it's good with flatten. i mean, how long does this have to... where's power?
44:58 actually, it could give me six block in some circumstances as well. you know what? you sold me. you sold me by telling me it was dog shit. might sound crazy. i think i can fuck with normality because we have a cleanse. i believe in it, man. we can cleanse it till we remove it, hopefully. who you picking in the sidney lumet draft? the verdict or before the devil knows you're dead? i gotta be so fucking for real with you.
46:00 i have a gaping sydney lumet sized hole in my cinema knowledge and about once a week i go to criterion channel and i type in network and nothing comes up and i go you know what i'm starting to understand why that dude was mad as hell and he didn't want to take it anymore because i'm i'm fucking feeling mad as hell and i don't want to take it anymore can we can we get some network please on the criterion channel
46:31 it's probably been on there for like 15 years prior to when i got it, but i didn't have it. i didn't have it, so i would love to see it. let's get on this. chosen cheese is bad. the fi is literally good. i feel like we could do with a so, some kind of aoe. did you just say the cheese is bad? i'm just echoing consensus, brother. don't be mad at me. shit, should have played that. i can play two more cards. i do like a summon five.
47:25 that then discards our summon five. oh shit, that'll exhaust, get rid of it. broadcast news, also cinema. i've seen broadcast news. i've seen broadcast news. yeah man, i've seen every albert brooks movie. that's not true by the way. i've not seen, not seen defending my life. i haven't seen defending my life. i don't ever want to talk about the order of that turn. i apologize. that's what i'm going to say is i apologize. wait, this one might have something. huge. huge.
48:30 keep it going. we're probably building up to something. you just need to get rid of that normality. shit. this is gonna suck. wait, it's not even that bad. best single letter movie between m, z and pi? well, i'll tell you something. i agree with my good friend kory based on his letterbox review of pi. i think pi, which i saw once in 2006, is a,
49:12 is not amazing. i think it's like just, it's interesting. i wouldn't say it's not interesting, but it's just okay. american pie clears is what i'm trying to say. will you ever play defy before a debilitate? okay, sir edward prize, you've made the spotlight. chatters who actually know things. does it matter what the order you play defy and debilitate? doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. it does not matter at all. doesn't matter.
49:54 does not matter. it doesn't matter. doesn't matter. doesn't matter. it doesn't matter at all. it's tough for you because you have a very unique badge to your badges the umbrella corp from resident evil. not a lot of people have that badge. a lot of blue crowns in the chat a lot of blue crowns. wait, there we go. we got one lead. so now i can scroll and see what this is. umbrella corporation. there we go. and then you would slash users sir and there's not many other people with a sir underscore
50:30 and no reply sense, huh? read the description. okay. i'll bite. vulnerable and weak are twice as effective against the enemy for the next three turns. so let's have a dialogue here. what do you think weakness being twice as effective means? when would we see that manifest on a turn in slay the spire? it gives 2x double damage? no, it doesn't. which is fine. so you're even wronger. how much more do you need to own him? you already got him?
51:33 i'm just asking them to type. i'm just asking them to type. they clearly seem to know what they're talking about. still the last message, read the description. still in chat because the auto complete is working. they would do less damage. yeah, that's correct. they would do less damage on their turn. their damage does not apply until their turn though, which happens at the end of our turn. the order in which we play the cards happens on our turn. well, we still have autonomy.
52:16 it doesn't matter when you apply the weakness. if you apply double debilitate, like weakness is twice as effective for three turns, even if you apply weakness on the third turn, it still does half as much damage on that turn. it applies like at runtime. it doesn't mean you apply two stacks of weakness. that would be amazing. in fact, that's why they had to nerf this card because when it got upgraded, it had two weak and it was the greatest card that's ever been invented. if it applied twice, that would be awesome. what if the enemy had artifact?
52:59 well, you know, okay, first off they don't but they will soon because we're on the second floor. but that's a great question. then it's then it's a case by case basis because sometimes you might want the weakness more than the debilitate. sometimes you might want to debilitate more than the weakness. i guess you'd have to think about it. anyway, long story short, one extra block per ethereal card. that could be as much as two block per turns. strikes, it strikes and defense gain ethereal. i only have three of them. i only have three of them. that's not good.
53:35 three attacks in a turn equals four block i mean good but bag of prep is kind of like oh trans figure is there too but what would you even oh i don't even know well you don't have the energy base for that young pup okay all right all right i think you i think you take bag of prep because they broke the mold with that one you obviously cut normality and then
54:05 little max hp goes crazy when you're on 54 hp. what the fuck? another shop? actually kind of annoying. although veilpiercer is certain je ne sais quoi to it, i suppose. and then dodge because we can't do anything with the other shop. alrighty. let's hit you. defy on you. thank the lord for pale's legion which i forgot existed but i'm thrilled to see.
54:47 where'd you get young pup from? i mean, you mean, you mean that one? you want me to do it again? say please say yes. where did i get it from? learn it from my teacher. first time you play a power each combat game seven block. seven block ain't all that and a bag of potato chips man. also we already used it. is anyone else being cooked alive right now? okay, wait, wait, wait, context info.
55:42 are you actually being cooked alive or is it just really hot? which is, i'm not mad at you for being dramatic, but this is a very important piece of intel. my advice would change depending on the context. i'm being boiled as we speak. get out of the pot. you need to get out of the... are you listening to me? you need to get out of the pot right now. dump out of the pot. and don't say something like, it's not that hot. i think i can hang out here a little longer. you have to get out of the pot.
56:22 don't say you'll get, i'll just tough it out till i get used to it. i don't think we want pull aggro. how do we kill the boss, man? we don't have anything that kills the boss. pull aggro is not gonna kill the boss. does anyone know? i'm asking for sincere help. you need pull from below. okay, huge. you need pull from below. thank you for the intel. 24 damage. yeah, i don't think so. how about one of these? 27 block.
57:13 calsify, and then veilpiercer gives us energy back. you know what? we might defy on you. that would be helpful. spirit of ass, you take one. no big deal. thirteen damage. i snooze. what do you got in here? sow? honestly, i would cleanse a sow. i don't want to see it, and then get more energy next turn. wasted pales legion. that's all right. he's not attacking this turn. he's not attacking this turn, so i don't care. maybe it does enough. you're super weaky. bump. bump of basic defend.
58:15 i think you would cleanse a basic defend. unleash does 25. yeah, yeah, okay, we're actually maybe it is against bosses. maybe it is big oasty build that just hits with an unleash as much as it can. you should have played the five first, it would have been half price. whatever, what do we care? what are we cleansing? i would cleanse a bodyguard for sure.
58:56 you're gonna hate the rework this guy got on beta branch? i mean by the time i see it they might rework it again man. that's one of the just i'm raining it in! i'm raining it in! although watching ludwig stream a little slay the spire yesterday, i was kind of like um... who the hell is this guy? he was fighting a boss that looked like a fucking... like an adam? i don't know. i was like what the fuck is going on with this thing right here? even ludwig's on the beta branch?
59:26 i mean the bros were playing minecraft, league of legends and geoguessr for like a month. why my man luddy on the beta branch in slay the spire 2? he was in the tournament? i'm just saying, you know. he really thought he was on the nl level. he thought he needed to be on the cutting edge of the most recent patch.
59:54 i don't trust that man. well, listen, i don't know all of ludwig's like deepest darkest secrets, but i will say he's literally like one of the nicest guys i've ever met in this business. and i honestly think it's crazy for me to say this, but that's how you're going to know it's true. i think he has a handsome buff because he's handsome, but i also think he has a handsome debuff where like straight dudes will implicitly have a higher barrier to entry for thinking ludwig is a good person because he's handsome.
1:00:21 i think he's like a stand up comedian being handsome. that's like all the losers like me in the audience are like, this guy can't be before he even says anything. this guy can't be funny. he's handsome. i guess he's got a long, a long hill to climb. let's put it that way. that's why i instantly trusted you. it's you're so lucky i'm cool because your staff.
1:00:53 you shouldn't be saying that as staff especially, which is why you're awesome for saying it. because the fact that you shouldn't be saying it is exactly why it's funny. you get it! you get it. give me pull from below. if you don't give me pull from below, you're responsible for whatever happens next. fucking adam scott. jesus christ. wait, this is not that bad.
1:01:31 because we can keep the boss permanently weak with a bunch of draw, but we're gonna need to find a way to play a bunch of frantic escapes i think man.
1:01:51 i chose your stream to watch... i don't know why i'm saying it like that. i chose your stream to watch... i'm saying it as if each word is its individual character. i chose your stream to watch while eating. please don't disappoint me. okay, what would you like to... i'm being so serious. what would you like to talk about? i did start speaking mandarin english. what would you like to talk... let's do it. what would you like to talk about?
1:02:25 politics? i'll talk about anything, anything in this world except politics, religion and her. know what i'm talking about? you could upgrade. no, it was a song i heard a long time ago. i was like six years old or something. i think we want to play veilpiercer so we can play a defy next turn. but a free defy, don't even think of it as a defy. a free defy means we play a frantic escape.
1:03:09 the man's a damn genius. 31 damage, huh? well, we don't want to get rid of any of those, which makes this the worst turn that's ever existed. guys who are conventionally handsome are automatically untrustworthy and put me off, i.e. henry cavill. you got the wrong guy, man. i don't know anything about henry cavill, but i think you got him confused with army hammer, which i've done many times.
1:03:49 army hammer is the one that you're mad at i think. i don't know if henry cavill's done anything that you should be mad at him for. army hammer was doing some stuff. i don't think he actually ate people just to be clear, but i don't know maybe. maybe you got to do something when you got that kind of baking soda money i guess. fuck it. i have to think. we don't have to play severance. we have the option to play severance. you play this first.
1:04:30 then you play veilpiercer which lets you play a defy and then get a sow out of your hand. okay. they glazed him because he plays video games? yeah, but that's not his fault. that's the glazers dilemma, man. pick that up with the glazers. by the way, i don't give a fuck about henry cavill just for the record. we don't need to play a frantic here. let's upgrade some cards. convert an expensive frantic. do a little damage.
1:05:21 worst delay of all time just dropped. defy? no, defy? you hate me? so you hate me. fuck it, we take a turn off. we draw debilitate, draw defy next turn. okay, it's fine. you play debilitate, defend, and then a frantic. get one more turn to play with. and then, then we fucking do some shit. then we fucking get in that ass.
1:05:59 now you're doing 17 damage, which is fucking nothing. and you're debilitated for several turns. shit, shit, shit, shit. two cost frantic so i don't die. fair trade. you must be defied. huge. one cost frantic so i don't die. 37 damage. not great, bob. that felt good, man. that felt good. i don't think we're making it.
1:07:10 i don't know. maybe we spent so much energy playing frantics. maybe our deck is better than i thought it was. ethereal transform a card in your draw pile into soul. we do want to draw more. nine damage, two additional damage for each soul in your draw pile. that would have been huge on that last one. in your exhaust pile. that would have been huge on the last one. we need something that scales though. this scales a little bit by bit. yeah, it does damage as a fight goes on, which we need.
1:07:46 start of each turn draw two additional coins literally just doesn't work what we're doing at the start of each combat add one of five random cards to your hand and retain the chosen card. i hate playing with apparitions man. i know they're good. okay, when they upgrade they get retain. is this correct? no, that's a slave this buyer one thing they get not they get not exhaust.
1:08:24 oh, they just lose ethereal. oh my god, you almost broke my heart the number of times i've said no to this without thinking that when they get upgraded they're like a reusable intangible i could have really there's a lot of runs where i would have gotten a lot of use out of that maybe every run i've ever done i don't think i've ever taken this either now this is where you as an as an nl knower tells me that i have but okay. okay, okay and these uh
1:09:12 don't, they aren't free. they aren't free. so i think we take a zero cost card because we don't have the energy only to play the stuff we already like essentially. this is big though. a veil piercer into a free defy changes everything for us. we're taking like two damage. taking two damage to me indicates that we have the opportunity to get well, just play your cards man. don't get all that serious about it just yet. what happened to my freaking mouse man?
1:09:50 it retains though? yeah, so why would i not like play a zero cost attack that draws like when i get it? i guess like i could hold it so that i could demonstrate to you that i know that it has retained. but like from a standpoint of like imagine i was a guy who wanted to win the run, i guess is what i'm trying to say. like if you imagine that the character of northernlion has that ambition, how would that serve me?
1:10:32 that wasn't too bad. there has to be a world where dredge actually makes sense now. there isn't a world where dredge makes sense. we don't have enough energy to justify it. we do have enough energy to add a wisp. it's dredge plus, but we don't have anything we need. we need energy more than anything else, man. i'm a little different. i don't play based on the tier list. i play based on my heart, my soul and my spirit. the weakness is big here.
1:11:19 but i do also like latin, because presumably we'll get attacks at some point. you know, i think you just take it and play it because your first defend is doubled anyway. you are doing like 30 damage though. that's not awesome. okay, stay weak. yeouch! little bit of block. little bit of... i don't even know if this is block. it's kind of block. we can make sure you die before you get to attack again. now we are fucking talking, man.
1:12:32 53 max hp is really bad. please be dead. please be dead. oh, i have enough block anyway. okay, so you're basically dead. pantograph would hit the spot. any chance you just give me pantograph like for fun? pantograph from an event? duplicate your deck, receive bad luck. i think we'll downgrade two randoms. i really need you to upgrade that sweeping gaze again. i'm gonna stick with one uncommon. bella, what do i want?
1:13:17 at the start of your turn, add a random card into your hand. it gains ethereal. i already have a debilitate. okay, i don't know man. sign me up! ethereal hang. play it. should have played veilpiercer and then gotten it for free. okay, but then play veilpiercer now next to fi is free. next to fi is free. but spirit of ash first in principle.
1:14:10 wisping it out, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, we got something cooking now. jesus, into your hands, hang in the future for sure, but insane turn for pales legion. there is hope, man, never give up. ten more slimes, huh? fuck it, we ball. ten block, you're doing 32 damage. literally don't even sweat it, play one of those, see what happens.
1:15:13 still taking no damage. apply a little bit of doom. all i'm seeing is cope. yeah, but is it cope from the chatters who want me to lose or is it cope from the streamer who wants to win? neither. oh shit, i wasn't ready for that. i wasn't ready for that one. i think i need a block. i need a block? i'm thinking that the play here is a little gambler's brew. feeling a lot better about the situation after the gambler's brew.
1:16:11 still feeling really good about the situation after the gamblers brew. this shit is taking too fucking long though. i'm losing focus, i'm losing confidence. 50% odds of drawing a slime. oh this block sucks. let's hit you through a hang. hang does 30 damage. oh shit. that's pretty good. play two attacks and kill him. holy shit. why was i no okay, with this we have to have a
1:16:54 we have to have a pseudonym for this potion. it has to have a certain kind of quality to it. bird potion, caca potion, homer's outfit. okay, a little homer's outfit. by the way, i upgraded the wrong card, by the way. yeah, i upgraded the wrong card. would i give you bag of prep for two relics? nah, man. would i give you 100 gold for one relic? nah, man, it's gonna be, duplicator potion is so important for the boss.
1:17:40 whenever you play a power draw a card, okay. custom card to the deck, make a power. it's gotta be two strength, two decks. it's kinda crazy. and then that costs one less, is it nate? well, still two strength, two decks, draw one. so you're saying it's good. you're saying it's a good card. you would say i was a cool guy. this is like the one time in my life i've been thinking about applying
1:18:25 purity to the deck. what would i even be taken out? i kind of like my cards could have had two hangs. you literally sound like marlon brando in on the waterfront. how does that make you feel? i meant it as a compliment, by the way, hardly go wrong with a borrowed time. and then it was for energy. if you play a mad science, the billetate to set up the future, borrowed time into the delay
1:19:31 this might be like an hour and a half just to get the last two fights done. and that's if we have a chance to win, which i'm not totally sure we do, but we'll see. the five is coming in huge, very necessary, very necessary, necessary to get a defy for free. all of a sudden we're taking no damage and then you get a power out there still debilitated. holy cow. words are very unnecessary. they can only do harm. you literally sound like, um,
1:20:28 someone from a movie i watched recently, but i've been watching too much kino so i can't place it i know it's the pesh mode. okay, i've been to karaoke before but what is the words are not important who said that it's in one of the movies i watched recently was it my grossed is that for picnic at hanging rock or is that from not from batman. it's not from pizza movie. sure, man. don't just humor me i want you to go into the mind palace
1:21:06 this card is points and laughs, man. i'm noticing this for the first time. so i just have no way to put up any block this turn, unfortunate. what this is block in a matter of speaking, is what it is, man. you didn't get your own reference? it's been known to happen. certainly i wish it were the first time but it's not even more to go even further beyond.
1:21:49 to go even fucking oh i fucking killed you before my ult could even go off that sucks you need an enfeebling touch in here wait we fucking made it to the door maker we made it we made it to the double boss man that in and of itself is worth something now who's gonna be harder for us door maker or queen queen is always harder what do we want i mean this seems like an important decision man being able to get
1:22:26 i mean more on death versus an exhaust. that's a very good point. you fucking sold me on that shit, man. you need sentry mode. this is huge because this allows us to play both defies. i really don't want to lose a defy. i don't want to lose a defy. but give me a second here. i don't want to ever draw into a sender's bane. is what it is, man. is what it is. we can lose one because we never had it to begin with.
1:23:11 sucks that we used pale's legion. that wasn't a shrewd maneuver. i'd prefer not to lose delay. fuck it. hp is important when the vibe is staying alive. an undeath, because undeath will still put one in the discard pile. correct? don't lie to me, walt. we have one ethereal card coming up.
1:23:47 would we rather drain power and get some... these upgrades are not that relevant, i'm sorry to say. i think we'd rather have a free ethereal card at some point. just don't play sweeping gaze first if you can avoid it. but we can't... oh, maybe we can avoid it because you play severance and then draw. you can't draw on this turn, of course. everybody knows that. well, i'll hit you then and hit you again. it's going to be a bit of a knockdown drag out fight here.
1:24:25 you lose energy when you play cards. you should play your zero cost cards last. you should definitely make sure that you can play that. let's also make sure we can play this. this boss is insane. i've been thinking of that more and more lately. but nah, he ain't heavy man. he's alright. i'm thinking i really need a big block with pale's legion and i have none block in hand.
1:25:08 which has me thinking that we dump severance this turn to hopefully get one big block or nothing is another option. well if we don't play it at exhaust anyway, so you know what let's look on the bright side here. the bright side is that we have pale's legion for the next turn. can't draw bro. oh but you know what playing the... save them or should you should you should save them?
1:25:39 the fi's are coming up, so we wanna hit you. we wanna make sure you're double weakened for the future. and then you pretty much just have to play that and you're not doing too bad off of that. and then thankfully, those weekends will last for a little bit. and you have pales legion back. these exhaust, exhausting is not that bad, cuz look at this card. is there anything we wanna get rid of? say no, it's gonna be a long ass fight, man.
1:26:24 more debilitate, soul me, soul me again. at some point we're gonna get the... oh but it exhausts anyway so you want to save it until it basically gets lethal. this deck does nothing. it literally made 10 boss man! it obviously does something! i would actually love to see you exhaust. we can't draw on this turn. i live, which is swag. we're gonna fucking kill you. we're gonna find a fucking way and we're gonna fucking kill you dude.
1:27:22 you lose energy when you play a card. we'll play unleash then, play sweeping gaze, don't play your souls. what do we got going next turn? really would like to see those defies i think. huge because you're still debilitated. i live again. 38 damage. this leaves us in an uncomfortable spot. no it doesn't! no it fucking doesn't! we got a lot of undeaths, you know what? get a summon out there.
1:28:23 all right, now this is horrible. we have one weakness. i don't know why i'm doing this, but drawing will cause us to lose energy. so it's simple. this does not kill you. how can this only do 23 damage? i have like three souls in my exhaust pile. what the fuck is happening, man? what the fuck is happening? you're never using them. that's a good point. i literally, i need to draw the fi or a soul or i lose.
1:29:07 maybe i could just get there with a thousand undeaths. uh... a defend? undeth, undeath, sweeping gaze, flatten, 33, 47, i fucking live, bitch! okay, everything gets exhausted on this turn, that's okay. and we have pale's legion. draw some cards. we still have debilitate, taking no damage. alright, we live the fight another day. this is gonna suck though.
1:30:06 this is gonna suck ass. anyone doing damage turn one? 19 damage turn one. any ideas chat? yeah, of course we're gonna pop the potion. but like we're gonna like, if i may, we're like you're watching slow motion footage of a car crash and you're going, brace your core. like the dude's about, you remember that dude got hit with the van in robocop? if there's a narrow line,
1:30:38 i want to know. otherwise you're saying like, you know, take a box breathe before you get eviscerated. none of these do it for us. that's for sure. bone, maybe bone shards turn one does something for you. necessary, necessary to stay alive. possibly necessary to stay alive. okay, here we go, man. here we go. obviously, mad science is really good. you have to play it because we also need draw. we have another defy to get there.
1:31:42 necessary play. you're doing nine damage, that's nothing. we're living a little longer than i expected, y'all. get enfeebled and then struck and then weakened. we're not doing damage fast enough because the queen is going to pop out mighty strong. delay does go crazy here. i'm dead, y'all. i didn't play it when it was bound. oh, that's rough. that was a really tough one, honestly.
1:32:44 i could have lived for another turn. defeat a boss without losing hp? i really did that, man. that was a fucking tough one. okay, slash marker me on that one. sts 23... i don't know. i'm gonna go p. i'll be right back.