ghost riding the whip in the fulfillment center (Crashout Crew)

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0:00 i think we need more scrubby. you know what? this is auto scrub. yeah. oh yes it is. oh no this is this is a self scrub. that's the manual. it's a self scrub. i say no thanks. your partner anniversary and your partner's anniversary.
0:16 are really close together. is it weird to say your partner's anniversary is also yours? yeah, but it's not as funny to say your partner anniversary and your anniversary. it's a simple rule of humor. i know, i'm throwing a whole wrench into the gears here. you understand the first rule of improv? yes and? yes, exactly. oh, that's good. that's a good location for that. that's good. thank you. thank you. speed boost.
0:45 no, no what the ship star we just we just took too long. yeah. well, i i'll be grabbing stuff how many people died in this warehouse man? well a lot cuz there's a lot of ghosts hunting us one green on top need some greens delivered you're too green in a red right now oh
1:25 you have a break. there's a break on the forklift. you don't have to just crash into them. okay, send it. send it. there's not a break on the there is a brain. just tap a lightly. we need some greens. you fucking sends me so many ghosts. can someone next person go through and send the scrubber out?
1:50 oh yes. holy shit. the ployum god, i i get it's it takes a mile. oh, okay. i'm trying to anticipate which way people are gonna try to turn when they see that. scrubber is scrubbing, but scrubbing the wrong thing i feel like. he turned away from the dirt! oh my god. it's a fucking nightmare over here. they do be saying that when things are getting haunted. that's sucka. no doubt about that. oh three, yeah yeah yeah put three there.
2:36 i'm trying to like stop gingerly. yeah. the arrow over here. we got bing bong bing bong. it's a disaster. it's not looking good over here. what do we need? what do we need? what colors? one red on that one would go crazy. yeah. and then i'll put these two down here.
3:13 i'm trying to clean us a path two more red two more green. no sweat. how do i uh only needs one green now only one green. okay, confirm i'm waiting in front of the button. i'm waiting holy shit. oh my god. did you see the lantern one green on b and then i'm primed and ready look at this boom huge, holy shit. i like the music though
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4:16 you gotta come here, you're like, what? you're like, what's wrong with this little guy? he's just a little guy with a lantern. he's coming over by me. he's coming over by me. boom! cactuar did like 9999 damage. well, maybe that's both of them. maybe you're fighting the wrong cactuar. there's a smaller cactuar. it was the... i don't know. we're gonna sail, mate. cactuar is a nice guy. trust cactuar. okay, i choose paper.
4:43 10,000 needles. i chose scissors, so i won. all right, i guess we're gonna write. i guess that's how it is. that's crazy. i want to get asked the hominid neo right now. cup holder! cup holder! yes, i think we need all the scrubbers. we need all the cleaning. then they're gonna become a problem where there's too many scrubbies. oh, fuck.
5:18 he did it kind of perfectly though. not bad, not bad. like that guy who draws a circle on the chalkboard. i love that guy man. he's a little smug about it. you know his students are going, teacher do the thing, do the thing. yeah, absolutely dude. he's like no i shouldn't. i already did it today. no, it's already, we just started come on.
5:44 come on guys, i can't just i think i'd be the same though, if i could do that. i think i'd be like, oh, you're pulling my leg. i would just go do it every day, man. demonstrations in the plaza. absolutely. the la casa. i'd pull out my whiteboard. you walk around with a foldable chalkboard? you know, i think i would. oh, there's a damn cactus over here. there's a lot actually. that's true.
6:15 it's sending us all green? all green? we need one more green? i'm sending i got all three. just put them down, i'd be happy to grab one. now we got five. oh my god, that's five! that's five! i'll grab the one out. they don't they don't they don't oh my god, fucking chill. everyone fucking chill out. holy shit, the cactuas. you know what? i think cactuas scared the ghosts. there's no ghost.
6:51 lots of greens and a few reds, please. yeah. coming, greens. oh! our cleaning machine is... can we cut these? oh, you can. you just walk up and hit x. you can pluck the cactus. thank you, ma'am. oh, i gotta go on cactus duty. here you go. oh, that's so satisfying. some reds, please. some reds. oh, it's like pimple popper. it's literally all greens up here. i have one red for us. one red, please, at your leisure. i'm coming. i'm coming.
7:26 eight also has a red and two run over good on that one. my bad. we're gonna be we're gonna be i did nothing. i was new there. it's like driving in richmond over here, man. i don't know if it's like paying or what but it really feels like you're crashing into each other on purpose. it's like they turn into me. though the you go left i'll go right type shit.
8:01 oh, god. we need lots of greens and one red, please. well, that's good because there's about a trillion greens and no red. i do think scrubbie has a red. the scrubbie has a red at the bottom. oh, shit on the bottom. yeah, sure. sure. sure. there's arrows. there's arrows on the ground.
8:21 i was going in that direction first. there's arrows on the ground that tell you which direction to go and which direction not to. that's such a good argument for driving the wrong way on the highway. he's right, you know. i was driving this way first, okay? sixth green and that's it. we just need sixth green. i'm bringing three.
8:46 i'm fresh now. i'm crashing out of the cactus. the cacti are i'm gonna, let me prune those for you. let me prune those. yeah, we need like one person doing the cactus. oh yeah, i see your point now. i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm crashing out, i'm crashing out! the boost pad right into two cactuses is nuts.
9:11 i love hearing the bleeps, it's so good. oh, okay. okay. and then this was poison, man. oh, shit. the scrubbers were just getting sent straight up in the air by the cacti. yeah. yeah. they have giant scissors or something? i actually want the cup holder, not going to lie. we have a lot of money. okay. okay.
9:44 i'm taking a spoiler. he took that cup holder right in front of my eyes. wait, it looks so cool! oh my god. i like how far is it? what happened? it looks so cool. look at it. damn, damn! what's up, dude? dude, he took that right in front of my eyes. send your army. the garmy? yeah, yeah, garmy.
10:16 dude, my chat won't do shit like that. i'll be like, yo, tell that guy to stop and they'll be like, no, no, really? no more cactuses. no, no, no. they come out. they come out with me later. here it comes. yeah. yeah. yeah. i was going to do the same thing. look at this. that one's that one's good to go with two more reds.
10:45 okay, i'm gonna be on work these scrubbers man. i'm gonna be cleaning the floors make quite a mess huge where did my struggle you got it? you got it. oh, we just need four more green. don't worry guys. i'll prune these. oh
11:27 oh yeah, i'm keeping the light clear. i mean there's a lot of holy cow. an invasive ass species. one more green bottom. no. one green body. two red, five green. there's so many cactus. i love it beeping you while you're swearing. so like you're all we hear is like, brrrr fuck. brrrr fuck fuck. it's so poison!
12:10 okay, you guys get the ingredients, so i'm gonna do a little prune helping here with giga's clear path. yeah, yeah, i'm trying to... oh my god. i'm trying to keep it nice over here. trying to keep it nice. the crashing out guy running at me the wrong way. i tried his... i drive backwards through it every time. the music is so hip. so hip? one more red up top. yeah, i love the music. one more red. perfect. did you see how quick that fucking shit was too? send to send. dude, that shit was fucking fast. that's two orders down, bro. that...
12:51 oh, clean. that's really good. three red top. three red a. two red b. oh god. oh god. oh my red.
13:18 yeah, i heard megaloran as well. i don't know what that means yet. red how or red buh how? i got red. i got red. i think all things considered we actually did pretty well today. i think so. i think it's much better than the oh, we're not done. did anyone hit the button?
13:49 three green three green coming in with two green one red oh nice start two more red two more red two red two red right is literally bringing zero red it's his fault we said three green and then we didn't thank you thank you that was all because you have a you have a wild box over here just put it on and send it oh shit i think i screwed it up motherfucker spread out just put on
14:27 oh, okay. that's awesome. give me some. give me some. give me some. give me some. what is the wild box? do it takes a place of any code. lovely mobile. okay. game subs.
14:56 you're about to get sub mog dude, they're already starting. i don't know who gave, i don't know who got those subs. but he got it, he did. damn it. wait, you just have a hype train? you don't have a treasure train? what? golden kappa train? any staff in chat, please cover your ears. don't you love when you get an email that's like we're releasing a new feature and the new feature is like it's a new kind of hype train?
15:23 here's another way to get them to give you money. yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!
15:45 it's alright, you know what? instead of me selfishly asking for my own sub, i will give you my sub to you, my friends. sub? give me a tier one subscription to sub three mods. should have been a tier three, honestly. yeah, you're gonna get sub mods, dude. alright, alright. this one, i'm assuming some of these are very breakable? yes, that's what i'm thinking.
16:13 the question is are the bulls gonna start running at the breaker stuff because i feel like library gave like a hundredth up the quarry that's a lot of tea librarian, i thought we were cool man. i wish i could mute and say thank you with a
16:39 thank you. i'm starting this shit. i thought that was your only friend librarian what the fuck? bro. it was six seven as well. yep, there we go. okay, here we go. we don't need any cows. we don't need any cows. confirmed. we do cows. we don't have a cow. we have a bull.
17:08 wait, i feel like bro, just dodge! like, i feel like i'm losing my mind! what happened? he took we're on like a collision course, i'm swerving and he's just holding the line! he's a mess! you think you're swerving and i think i'm swerving, so we're both swerving. and then bob's swerving. can we do something with these bolts? we need four for a. he's crazy! aw, look at those tiny legs!
17:34 can we put the bowls in the milk? oh my god. they do charge. they do charge. oh, we need six of the belts here, but they're not milk. they're just basis. it's a bowl in a china shop, dude. like a bull in a. oh, i get it. oh, it sounded like it knocked you far away.
18:06 why is bro doing donuts in the ao? i'm freaking out. you were doing d'un qu'en chuan in the in the ordnance area, man!
18:24 i got i got i got a bowl. what the fuck? okay, okay whose fault was that? all right that one that one i just need one bowl for me. oh, okay. i'm still like this. yeah, you could go and get yeah i'm scared to drive towards this the delivery area. that's probably sound oh, i think we did it. i think we did the shared. i think we did the one bowl
18:58 one bull? i got a bull riding high up here. i got a bull riding high. okay, okay, okay. you know what? i got five heaps up. two ferrets, thank you. oh, god. okay. we did it. we did it. look at that. i'm getting a good look at a t bone steak right now. holy. oh, wow. you always sneeze over the ghost now. i want to try the sneezing one this time. you can literally outdrive having allergies if you just swag enough. mm hmm.
19:35 sorry, i was listening to obama say giga. giga? he's calling you a miss? every tts says it, every single one. giga. it's so good. it just can't pronounce it ever. giga. i can blow it up or blow the pollination out. nice. charge. did we reroll? did we hit a reroll? fuck. yeah, yeah, go for it. chill, chill.
20:07 you chill you try to last try to steal my shit. i didn't try to steal your shit. there's a circle on the ground that indicates where i'm gonna go the wheels i might take the wheels motherfucker okay, that was awesome i'm liking i'm liking the way your tires don't man it was awesome yeah, i got the big ones in the front. that was kind of sick right? that was sick man. that was fucking awesome
20:39 there's grass? oh my god the bulls are going crazy. oh, oh they are putting the leaf blower here should we put china and then bull cuz then they can't run motherfucker man. i would think so how would they run if they cannot reach the ground? great. well let's try it, let's try it yeah
21:09 time for the shift. you cleaning bot troll asshole. damn cleaning bot tried to break our shit man. i think you're right actually kade, i think it works like the chickens. yeah, yeah. you don't seem to be freaking out. i think so. oh, oh, oh. motherfucker. that's my bad. that's my bad. that's okay. 3 china, 3 china on a. i got a lot of stuff stacked in. i just need a delivery man.
21:34 it's better this way because the poles won't run. they will not run like this. you can do two bull and then one china underneath them for the most efficiency. noted, noted. trying to blow our allergies away. wait, that's crazy. that's huge. oh my god. i got delicate cargo coming through. we need four bulls, three china. or sorry, two china. four bulls, two china.
22:11 on b. now only four balls. i need a lot of people to carry out my spell. three vases. three vases on a please. i'm keeping a lot so that they don't break my shit. oh, i got the vases. oh! okay, i'm calm. i'm chill. i'm so chill. i'm so chill. i got three vases going to a.
22:40 oh, do not sneeze, do not sneeze, do not sneeze. yeah, i thought so too, i thought so too. we need three bulls on b! there's two there as well. holy shit.
23:07 put your two on, i'll grab one. to china, one bull. you put two on. to china, one bull. to china, one bull. to china. what do we need? what do we need over here? what's on a? one china, one china. i got it. one china, there's only one. we're awesome. yes. that has to be an s. why is it not, did we lose? where did we get it?
23:41 we didn't get like a reward or anything. we didn't get a... i want my letter. we got money! we didn't get a rating or anything though. because it wasn't like tn, i don't think. tn? tn? it wasn't money? watch out for chiaotzu. what's that? pork. the guy from dragon ball. okay. that's pretty good. glip. glip, glip, glip. glip, glip.
24:22 okay, your donut takes you outside of the circle man, bro the donut is not contained entirely into the circle. my donut is out of the circle man. oh my god that bull is just started with uh, dude. i don't like the way this announcer talks to us oh god, dude, i just got here i think that's our boss she's kind of she's kind of condescending
24:52 like most bosses, am i right, rahim? come on, man. north albon is pretty nice. i will do the cape duty. you do the transport. love it. okay, three bulls on b. three bulls on b. i got one bull on b. we need one more bull, one more bull. one more bull on b. one bull for b, one bull for b.
25:31 i need that classic double stack cake. oh one bowl charging. he's charging at you. we could take him i'll take him i'll take him. oh shit you got him one more bull on a teamwork one more bull on a confirmed huge huge
26:00 two china, one bull, we got it. i got that. b is good, b is good. a is two china, one bull. two china, one bull for a. i need one more china. i got the bull. ouch. i need two china for a. two china. come over here and get it. just crash into me. it was looking away. that was way... oh, that was all me. eagle? okay. i got it, i got it, i got it. send it, oh. bull hit the button.
26:42 what was that sound? we need three bulls on a. dude, what are these hell stacks? bringing two bulls to a, bringing two, we need one more. no sweat, no sweat. one's already on there, one's already on there. you just need two. oh, okay, okay, okay. i got it. i got it then. send it.
27:09 a done. oh, that was close. no more bowls. just need the milk on four china, three china, three china on b, three china, three china. one day there will be three china. oh, god. we love bobo. you love me. you get came for that. i'm just going to farm stats like use code lovely momo.
27:37 that actually is something that the current white house might say though. yeah, yeah, yeah. yup, yup. the july 4th ufc competition sponsored by lovely momo. and she is lovely. yes, she is. ice sounds terrible. we should call her mo lovely. we gotta. because she is. isn't she lovely? isn't she wonderful? stevie momo, folks.
28:10 the fabulous, the beautiful stevie momo with his cypher sore eyes. i didn't mean to reroll that. i didn't do anything. i touched that, but alright. damn it. dude, this feels like natural to a beast like me. we're just skating here. hit the thing. oh, the floor is icy here too, huh? i'm going stoico mode. dude, wait, wait. the slide is kind of good. well, i'm not wasting any more body on reroll. why is the drift smaller?
28:46 i guess that's how you just don't understand the ice dude. i guess so, i wasn't born on it. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa why are there why are there bulls the bulls are having trouble man, they don't know how to run. yeah man they need to be on the hard court. they're a basketball team. fucking cd was skipping for a second. it is hard to throw shit down though, it just slides away.
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29:50 oh china, no bull. okay, we need four on b. this is so hard. one b to china and a bull on a. dude the music got crazy. whoa! don't you fucking think about it bull. traffic code on china. one china on a? we must protect china. just call it here i get the stuff. just call it here i get the stuff. we must protect it.
30:25 that was fucking swag man. three bulls. three bulls? i got three bull on b. confirming? okay, okay. i'm putting three china on a. we need one china, one bull on a. i got a still. that's not a problem. okay. oh wait, a's done. a's done. a's done. confirmed. okay. a's done. head and b, head and b. we're going b. b's going with bull mode on b. okay. still need three bull on b.
30:56 five balls on a whoa and three china we can. grab again. found an errant bull putting him on a. oh, what a dodge though. we need bull on b asap. ok, he is grabbing bulls. i'm full stacking. i'm full stacking. ok, one more on a you went to a instead of b. i'm bringing a bunch to be.
31:42 what do you need? he's done. he's done. there you go. there you go. you were made for this ahead of the curve. four bases. we got four bases at b right now. there's one north of the door. okay. oh no, nevermind. we're good. we're done. yeah. nice.
32:12 i think taping the bull at the start helps a lot. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah! she should make the game a little harder though, because it's a little too easy for a beast like us. maybe you want some ghost action? i wanted to be like, play that where you're really freaking out. some ghost action sounds fucking funny. dan ackroyd's search history. i need a little ghost action.
32:43 slimer. they play ghosts kind of like escape room tomorrow together by the way. that's true. hopefully you didn't forget. slimer, he's a disgusting pig. big green fatso, native goo, made of ooze maybe. what? don't make me stressed out. don't make me stressed out. my guy got real mad. don't make me stressed out please. you guys got hands.
33:22 i got a cup holder do this. okay, okay. okay, moving shit moving shit. use the boost to get through. i don't want to hear anybody saying row. nah, nah, lee. shit. okay, i'm taping duty. where's the beef kind of rosine? nah, nah, lee.
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34:36 pig shop. okay, a is locked in. pig shop. pig shop. one bull, three china on a. i got three china. i got your china. we got a bull deficiency on the whole. we need a bull injection. wait, this is a huge one right here. this seems like everyone's having fun except me. i'm like, i'm stressed out. we need a bull injection stat. you're gonna be okay, kate.
35:06 i've got to lock in, dude. i've done those locks with the taping dude and nobody cares about me. two china, two bull. two china, two bull. that's a bull china stack times two. two bull china stacks. bull china combo on its way. bull china combo. don't even worry about me. i got another bull china stack. one more stack, one more combo on a. good dodge, good dodge. i need this one right here. a is done, a is done. b will be done in just a moment.
35:35 one bull, five china. honestly, i think we're crashing less on the ice. it actually does make it easier to dodge. i got him. i got his ass. okay, two combos and a china on b. wow, who did that beautiful taping? it's like saving the game. that person would be carrying the whole game. that must have been ryan. it's me.
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36:39 674 times. that's crazy. yes sir. sheesh. 6 7. anyone else gets scared when they hear the ready sound and then press the unready button so it has to start from zero again every time?
37:07 we're gonna get stung. what is this hat? oh, is this a bullfighter's hat? we're gonna get stung. i got my 10 gallon on my hand. you know what? i want to be a cowboy. oh, you know what? i bet if you put the b on top of the honey, they will not come out of the hive. it won't sting us. that's right. you're probably right. hello. i'll test this theory. i'll test this. kate, i put on a straw hat in honor of your anniversary music video.
37:41 very old out now. he's your new dog calm slash kate lovely momo i think i got 11,000 views keep us let's go guys keep us up it deserves more it deserves more all those all me all me oh
38:11 i'm still, i'm still cashing out. i'm still cashing out. he's having a tantrum. hey, you can honk. you could have just honked. you can honk? yeah. why? vancouver drivers on their first day of driving school. whoa! this road is crazy, guys! it's an x. oh, we're gonna crash. hot wheels? i'm ready. i'm ready. dude, oh my god. the music is gangsta rap.
38:45 the music is crazy. it's like chill rap. this is not chill rap, this is gangster rap. this is the korean version of gangster rap. okay, so that's a bee. that's an entire beehive, dude. i got a lot of honey. you guys are trying to get stung over there. no, that's giga, not bee. what was that?
39:17 all right, okay be delivery we need one be on a that's gonna say one hive we need to be on a b on a
39:46 this is a gangster rap bros like, oh, that's me with a voice changer. that's the rap song i've ever heard. it's really, i mean, if i can be honest, it sounds a lot more like g funk. it's got that west coast style, like, yeah, sort of like, you know, let me ride. i got a car full of bees and it's going real swell.
40:16 next stop is the eastside motel. the mic effect is really funny. it's like don't hate me for saying this, we need to be on a. gotta be heading toward a, not heading toward b though, just to clarify. you got that, you got that. it's on b.
40:46 oh, give me some room. give me some room. i tried to catch it. i tried to catch it. what happens if we just fling the bees at the wall? like you just, you just full slam the bees at the wall. like what, what happens if you just, oh. only chases you giga. oh my god. she's having a my girl moment over there. yes dude. mike hulkins, macaulay.
41:17 okay, i'm taking i'm taking the ice i think the cold weather will make these little timid yeah, it should it should like slow them down boy, you should breathe smoke into the hive to chill them out or the shower wong yo
41:54 oh my god. damn, i should go to... if they love smelly or something, i should go to china. roo just loves the wupa chinese. or you can take chinese lesson with us if you want. you should do it. you should do it. and then after chinese lesson, we can play modron together. i don't know if i'm prepared to like change my whole... that's a chinese esque sunday. i guess richi modron is japanese, but... yeah.
42:23 would learning chinese make you in any way better at my time like do you unlock a skill tree or stop getting the tiles confused so much if i were to have if i were to host a modern tournament, would you be like to get it giga? i don't remember how to play it, but i will bring a cheat sheet and cram her like an hour before now. yeah and pop off
42:52 you know, if you don't know how to play richie mondo, you can go to youtube.com slash klovelymobo and then watch the lesson. she's keeping everything for the day, dude. yeah, i know that one. that's right. yeah, dude. yeah, dude. my love, yeah. we're gonna hold the app, that whole thing here. figure it out. sending a, sending a. you got hands. meg will ride. yeah.
43:20 that's steve o from chinese jackass. you can't use that language here. you can't say that to a vtuber. true, i don't even have a lower body dude. i'm just shoulders. i'm talking about your character in game not irl.
43:47 okay, well in game i got a big bag right? let's see. i got that. i got that. yeah, yeah, no problem. no problem. no problem. drive the wrong way on the road. ryan, you don't even know what happened. i got stuck between the wall and the boost platform and just stand into the wall repeatedly.
44:16 alright! the honey level is very easy. wait, we gotta collude our honeys on this one. i may or may not have bees chasing me. never mind, i actually... that is okay. what do we need? what do we need? what do we need? i got this. okay, okay. that was a good sound. that was a good ass sound. boom. one honey on a. i'll go get some more. oh, that's the last one. oh no, it's not the last one. where's the damn bee truck? there's three piles total.
44:54 okay, okay, okay. oh my god! ryan! i'm not gonna get in the way, i'm not gonna come over and get in the way. can i ask why you were moving so slowly? you broke my shit! i'm not even using my way! i liked it when i was a woman, i was working by myself! hey, hey, we love teamwork. oh shit! i'm not an only child, kory! dude, kate, if you don't stop yelling at me, i'm gonna throw all these bees at you.
45:28 dude, i stacked him 4 high, bro. maybe that's what you can do with hands. i don't have hands. oh shit, he doesn't have hands. bro, look at this. i got a 4 stack. well, how did you get 4 stacks? i don't know. you're just skidding. you're not working, ryan. dude. there's nothing to do, girl. just waiting for kord to deliver the last stack. how i can we stack?
46:02 got some gloves, got some gloves, got the tire chains, the tire chains. i want some. i want some. i'm still drifting though. not as much, but like, yeah. yeah, not as much. better. boom. boom. i'm drifting it. don't get me, don't get me, don't get me stressed out. my culture is not your costume.
46:41 every time someone always goes, oh look at you. every time i say something with an accent, trying to undevelop my accent. oh, you're new yorker? yeah. oh shit. i used to talk like this, like unironically. and then i started spending time online and it just like, it's gone. it just went away. see, i started spending time online and then i started sounding like i was from new york.
47:14 so you see, i like hear it but don't hear it. they're like people do you like it? new yorkers say bagel bagel? no absolutely not. they say could i get a bacon egg and cheese salt and pepper ketchup may i want to roll yes sir. yes sir. except for this fucking guy. other comedians. we need one b down here, one b down here, one b down south. dude i'm about to do a just got doubled up like crazy.
47:44 need to be on beat the on beat the on beat. all right, i'm coming. i'm coming. yes, sir. i want says yes sir in new york. they say you're doing a chum cheese. you're those anyone actually say bagel bagel. ryan develop this guy. it's not just me. it's all canadians. you just wouldn't know it because nobody's eating carbs anymore.
48:11 i'm canadian though. it's because they're scooping them. they're scooping them now. vancouver, no disrespect. it's not real canada. what the fuck? what's a island or something? canadians from like petawawa, they say bagel. that's bagel. you said bagel that time. there's petawawa more canadian than vancouver. can you drive where the arrows are pointing? this is the wrong way. kory.
48:45 watch out, watch out, watch out. okay, okay. you got that one. you got that one. motherfucker, man. you just, okay. motherfucker, dude. she's steering into me! she's steering! i can't get, i need to deliver this back!
49:11 what are you doing? you're steering into me. three b's on a. two more b's. two more b's. two more b's on a. look what happened. it's a disaster over here. two b's. two b's, please. two b's, please. oh my god. i got b's. i got b's. i'm going to get killed. they're coming after me, man. maybe you can force that because the honey is sticky.
49:45 did anyone ever try the four stack or did we just assume it was three and then like... that's what i'm saying, maybe it's... maybe, maybe. plus ninety six, plus zero for time? oh...
50:06 well, ryan did say he wants it more difficult. these suck. this is true. these suck. we're gonna have bees everywhere. they're gonna be stinging our teeth. bees will be only angry at the ghost. that's what you think. bees versus ghosts. oh, the cup holder. the cup holder's a mystery.
50:33 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
51:09 wait, this is not olympic circle, corey? what kind of olympic circle is stacked in three? olympics is actually a registered trademark of the ioc. we have to call it... it doesn't stack in three like that. we have to call it sportsmanship polygons. oh. the big games are coming soon, i think, or maybe they just happened. come to think of it, i think they happened like three months ago. the sports polygons. oh, crap.
51:41 sorry, no, what do they call it? a mind free mind for me? no. no, there's like some pc for brainstorm because brainstorm was deemed to be on pc. this seems like culture war. yes, it does feel that way. you can't say brainstorm in front of me. i'm gonna freak out. i'm gonna freak out. yeah, as they be taking our bucket, by the way, just in case you
52:11 here just take this big stack. i'm taking it, i'm taking it. oh fuck, they knocked everything. i'm stacking big time. what the fuck? what do you mean you threw it over the ramp and it bounced on the ramp? land on the ramp? can you check my stack right now? check it? that is a huge stack. can you guys come here and take the stack? there's a lot of stacks in my way. i'm literally, oh my god, there are, they're all floating. literally, lovely, literally, lovely. lovely, mama.
52:43 she's literally sucking. it looks horrible. beautiful bees. oh, the bees. wait, you got that? just put that on there? oh, okay. is it four? oh, it is four. oh, no! this is a terrible place to be. there's a terrible... bucker. bro, the delivery sign is over the object. terrible. oh, god.
53:18 so many bees, so many bees, bees, bees, bees, bees. oh my god, they're chasing me. oh, bees. why'd you put the bees up on the table? just getting stomped by bees on top. you're just crashing into shit, man. oh my god. truck b, truck b. okay, okay. what does truck b need? one honey, i'm putting it in right now. you need to call me honey. two honey eggs. i got a combo bee, we need two more combos, bee.
53:59 one honey on b and we're done. done. send it. let's go. i was gonna say i never did nothing for you. i think we did a lot of cleaning robots. the honey ain't so bad. are you fucking kidding me, bro? i was literally non stop. is that because of the honey or because of the bees? both. honey just slows you down. it's not so bad. i took the hands. i took the hands. i think we can reroll a couple times. yeah. there's no automatic cleaner.
54:33 what's the shield? that makes you freak out less. oh, explosions. i don't care about the explosion. let's cut to the bottom. we got money. it's also two. there's a cup holder. you can stress out less, kate. automatic. oh, you have a cup holder. she has one. she has one. i got everything. i got scented. she scented? yeah, i got a little fan. look at this. i got ac installed. see that? did you eat? oh, shit, she knows.
55:09 he's sure fun. what about uh, what about uh, oh i don't even remember how to ask it. oh my god see, you know the first thing i learned was like i got to order a bunch of different foods because i would just learn from my friends moms they'd be like do you want this do you want that and i had to learn real quick how to say what food i wanted you spend two months away from there. you lose it all man. you lose all of it away from new york or away from china. oh
55:35 i'm very confused about the history of your life. just too many chinese friends with their moms would just be like, do you want this? do you want this? do you want this over and over? you learn real quick. oh my god. oh my god. why are you mad at me? it's the ghost. it's the ghost. the ghost fucked you up, not me. you need five honey bees. motherfucker, man.
56:11 oh, you sent me across the thing. lots of honey on b. stacking honey. oh god, it's angry at me. oh, it's not angry at me. oh my god, what? what? paper thin? one honey b, one honey. one honey a. ooh, okay, okay.
56:47 i've grabbed nothing but bees, i've grabbed nothing but bees. man, it's haunted as fuck over there, man. it is kinda fucking haunted as fuck. why do i have like an angry sign on my head? oh, the bees are trying to sting you. ohhhh. oh, come on! oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit! oh, god! we didn't even touch on my screen. pain diff, pain diff. yeah, dude. fuck, we need one honey, one honey.
57:21 one honey on you real quick. send it, send it, send it, send it, send it, send it, send it. you got it, you got it, you got it. i'm gonna get a bunch of honey, y'all. no, what are you doing, ghosts? it's just a lot of honey at b. confirmed. i'm bringing a stack of four honey, four honey. i'm gonna bring three and a b then. four honey for honey? send it, send it, i'm sending b. i'm bringing one b, three honey.
57:57 we need 105 bees. just an 8, that's the last one. 105 bees. giga's got a really big, like, aggro hitbox here. oh shit! why? why? i pressed the wrong button. i pressed the wrong button. we made it all the way there and you just boosted into me. i pressed the wrong button. i got four bees. i'm on the way with four bees. that's big. might need one more, but that's it. bee, bee, you need one bee. oh god, the bees. oh god, the bees. oh god, the bees.
58:34 oh my god, i'm taking one up. okay. okay, we're good huge little bit close. i want the key. yeah that's good. oh we gotta do the ghosts. we gotta do the ghost nice try guys nice try really nice try doing all the boosting
59:01 well, you know, i gotta do something because you guys bought 11 items and i bought zero. i gotta do something. not gonna lie when the round was gonna end, i started just doing donuts to get the stats up. we do have $2,000. that's your fault, but i'm buying stuff. right, knight. hey, shay. hey, shay, shawl. yes. yes, sir. dee dee. dee dee, dee dee. shaw dee dee.
59:33 he thinks he's actually dd. ciao dd if anything very ciao. ciao, ciao dd. all right, all right. let's see. i sniped that shit. you took the last one in front of me from under my hand. come on, man.
1:00:08 i can just reach over and sip it. check it. i'm sipping from your straw. i'm sipping from your straw. oh, damn. look at all the space for activities. the first one, man. yeah, it's the first one. and it sounds just like we were just here. oh, didn't see you there. oh, i made a mickey mouse. you did. you did. you worked too, wouldn't you? all right. how does the ghost work?
1:00:46 oh, oh shit. they're floating. wait, can i stack it on the light? four ghosts, one lantern on a. well, one more ghost. one ghost, one lantern. oh, b is just four ghosts. spooky ghost is coming. what do you need? okay, you're done with that one. i have a magnet. we need two more ghosts on b.
1:01:19 dude, i am on my way. we need a lot of ghosts. are ghosts coming? we're gonna need a lot of ghosts. where we're going, we're gonna need a lot of ghosts. oh my god, the ghosts are coming. so is that jaws or is that back to the future? i'm bringing four stack of ghosts. dealers choice. you still got them. oh my god.
1:01:53 okay, okay i'm coming in i'm coming in hot we need oh one more ghost on the holy cow sorry, i got a little greedy there. i'm sorry. i'm trying to do it. i was handling it i was handling it and i feel like you didn't trust me to handle it and i'm starting to feel like you know you're not really i trust you trust me with my life. do you think the ghosts will get angry if it's getting thrown out by the ghosts?
1:02:19 sorry, kory. i literally was like that ghost is trying to get away. he's driving himself to the conveyor belt. i'll nab one. i'll nab one. i didn't mean to that. there you go. there you go. last one. let's go. that was fucking speedy, bro. it seems pretty good. we even tried hard hat yet. we gotta. we have. and chickens were on fire.
1:02:53 i think the chicken was the hardest. they had much talent. oh my god, debussy shits. yeah, i recall. you already had one. it wasn't even a race. oh, i hit it. oh, be back in a minute guys. oh, fucker! stop! help me! i'm trying to not get in. i just took five in the break room, feeling a lot better. mother fucker.
1:03:33 oh, we're on the moon. oh my god, there's aliens in these things. we got little bags of ufos. oh, there is. it looks like a pregnant alien. i was going to say it's glowing. is that why you're driving so distracting? yeah, i was looking at the pregnant alien. you did say something about ghosts earlier. i don't know. who started that? who started that?
1:04:12 oops. what are those? wait, there's five? wait. oh, maybe that's the sort of thing we can carry like one. how heavy are they? oh, is it weight? it is. this is slow. we can carry them.
1:04:35 i'm so full of weights, it's so heavy. my god. what's wrong with your voice? what's wrong with your voice? oh shit, who's that? everyone's voices man. who's voice is that? my voice is so big. yeah, i've been working out. corey's voice does not sound big at all. corey's voice is normal.
1:05:03 my voice is normal? yeah. well it hasn't changed, let's not go crazy. he thinks he's wubwu dude. am i normal? you are. dirty ghosts are out.
1:05:25 yeah, sure just crash into me for no reason. i didn't know you were there brother. how about now? how about now am i fucked up now? no, no. bro, bro drop a weight so we can deliver it bro. i'm disappointed. i'm disappointed. maybe your voice cannot be altered. yeah great job bro. great job. how do you with the...
1:05:49 what the fuck man? oh i'm so full. zombie? one weight two ghosts zombie. these ghosts do not look okay. no, they're just little scum. oh, you know what? i bet if you put the ghost on the weight, they will not move around because it's too heavy. maybe the weight on the ghost, you mean? ooh.
1:06:18 wait on the ghost that makes sense wait on the ghost. yeah, holy cow. who's that? no, i'm here. i was a goal one more way down b. well, that's right. you're crazy, man. how about me? you're mad that my voice isn't changing man. i love you, baby. you're crazy how did my voice sound like
1:06:43 it sounded like you were drunk and gamble with your friends. i'm thinking boost pad. there's something we can wash these ghosts with? wash the ghosts? the burned ghosts? we like, refresh them? unburnt. wait, that was awesome. that was cool. that was cool. the ghost is moving with the weight on top.
1:07:27 wait, does ghost make the weight lighter? it makes them slower though. okay, okay. maybe? maybe? here, i'll just put them here. this lantern doesn't have a light in it anymore. i think it's toast. i think it's um... yeah, that's bad. destroyed, perhaps. maybe i can stack all the burnt ones. oh, this ghost is farting.
1:08:03 who put the pad over here? i cannot go and get it. i'll have to go the other way. what the fuck? dude was setting that one up. i was, i was. oh fuck, oh fuck. i guess i got a boost. i got a boost. i guess i boost. we gotta put some dirty ghosts on the shipment. there's no other ghosts. that's not true. okay, go look. go ahead, waste your time.
1:08:43 all our ghosts are dirty all our ghosts are dirty and the skies are gray young pup and the skies are gray yep yep all the ghosts are dirty okay we need three lanterns three lanterns we don't got no clean ghosts holy cow you messed them all up why is it all lantern here it's just all lanterns you're gonna dart in your neck it's like it's like i have like a
1:09:22 a message on my answering machine. so this sounds like do i sound different if i have more weight on me? oh, no, i think it's just the same oh, okay hold on. this is like, you know what brother brother we had three on it why is your special it had three on it? oh
1:09:49 i was watching you try to put one lantern on over like 10 minutes! i know, i was struggling. wait wait wait, i just need that lantern! i need that lantern. i need that lantern. i need that lantern. one lantern. oh shit, it's on fire! i'm on fire! two lanterns, two lanterns. whatever. oh man, it's all damaged. we got no money. tarnished lantern. broke five bro. yippee! oh shit, that was close. alright, what do we need? what do we need? music going insane?
1:10:27 i'm bringing more lantern. let me guess, a weight? one weight. one ghost, one weight up top. oh shit, i keep pressing the wrong button. dude, i don't see any ghosts. problem solved, man. problem solved. we just gotta wash the ghosts. there we go. wash the ghosts. i like ice, man. i don't think ice is bad at all. i like ice? ice is good. ice is good. the slide is nice. it calms your drift. it's like how it's easier to drive on ice.
1:11:03 yeah, i think you guys are crazy. maybe she's not canadian. sorry. what are you talking about? we're just waiting. i pressed it. i pressed it. but late, but i pressed it. oh.
1:11:30 hands, they got hands, they got hands. set, set, i need to set. yes, i'm setting. dude, it hangs off the sign. ryan would love the hands. that's all i'm saying. he's not getting the hands. what do they do? they make you hold stuff better. simple impacts mean you don't drop anything anymore. honestly, i think more boost is kind of crazy with weights as well. yeah.
1:12:06 oh shit. oh, oh, oh, i'm about to crash out. i'm about to crash out. okay. i'm about to crash out. i'm about to crash out. dude, i'm the only one without hands. oh, sorry. it's fucked up. i'm like, 40 left out guys, not gonna lie. probably how like a snake feels at the animal party. did you guys see the video?
1:12:32 you see the guys or the video of the woman who got pulled over by the cop and then he's like, i pulled you over because i saw you using texting with your right hand and then she pulled up her arm with no hand and she's like, do you just want to call this a day then? oh my god, it was good. it was good. she like waved it. yeah, yeah, yeah. he's like, no, i saw you with like he doubled down. she's like, what are you talking about? i don't have a hand. she's like my right hand, right? my right hand. she's like waving her half arm because it's like gone in the elbow.
1:13:01 oh, man. i like her attitude about it. absolutely. there is no fire in those lanterns. that's fine. that picture doesn't show fire either. we need a damn ghost. i don't think we should use the no fire lantern. we need a damn ghost. we're bringing four ghosts. i got a few. i got a few. i see your ghosts. i'm gonna hold these ghosts. oh, that trip felt good. sending a, sending a. look at that. that's a great drift. you got a great drift. why is it that the ghost is vibrating?
1:13:45 this is so critical dancer music dude. i want to collect more. i'm gonna collect more. i'm bringing a cosmopolitan pic mix.
1:14:21 you know what, i'm bringing mixture party pack. yeah, i noticed. i noticed, dude. we just need weights. we got weights right here. i got weight right there. i just need to push the button. where did the ghost go? come over here, you. the music.
1:14:58 lenter, we just need one more weight and one ghost. are these ghosts catching on fire? no, no, no. that's their taste. i just need one more weight. confirm. got one weight right here. yeah, i got it. no, brian's got it. okay, that's fine. no big deal. and we're fucking done. oh, wow. nice. that's gotta be an s rank. that's gotta be an s rank. that was so fast. it's gotta be an s. we'll never know.
1:15:32 i don't even know. whoa, whoa, whoa. sorry, sorry, sorry. what's that one? oh, number eight, number eight, number eight. i wrote number eight. hands, hands. wait, wait, kate. get in the other end or come over to me on the right side. ok.
1:16:03 hey, wait, wait, no crash outs, no crash outs, okay. i'm watching, i'm watching. okay, this is your net. this is your net from the side to the box. okay. i'm gonna try to score a goal on you. okay. it's really funny to do that when we literally have a soccer field at the bottom. but you ready? okay. it's stanced up. nice, nice, nice. oh, she did it, top corner. crazy with it, crazy with it.
1:16:47 you can't stress me out. i'm scented and i have drink. i smell good and i'm hydrated. mm hmm. it's a lot more than a lot of people. yeah, man. sure. not many can say this. people have been saying this. many people are saying this. mm hmm. taman. taman. taman. taman. taman. taman. taman. oh, shit. you sound like a app.
1:17:26 i'm sorry. my friend who was like teaching me a long time ago, she said you just have to overdo it to the point where you're a little concerned people are going to get offended and then you like actually sound right and i was like that i don't know if i want to do that. she was like no trust. we need oh, i can give you more ghosts. got ghosts here. i got so much ghosts. i got ghosts right there. that goes for days. oh my god. oh my god.
1:18:00 ghosts in your area code? well i just need one more ghost please just put that there yes thank you why why can i not push the button it's big push okay thank you but is it out? i can put it on the f***ing conveyor belt i got a feeling this should be two lanterns i need lanterns i need lanterns at b lanterns at b ooooh what's a and e? what's a and e? 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1:18:40 i got you, you're done, you're done, the weight's right there, you're done. you know what, i'm gonna get more stuff. i will get more stuff. yeah, i'm going on collection, going on collection. throw that on b, ryan. on front? you can throw all that on b. all right! one more lantern. good stuff! good stuff! she's not a club, oh god. it's a problem. you should look like a you got the perfect amount.
1:19:15 i just cannot push the button. i cannot push the button. oh, i push, i push, i push. oh, thank you. thank you. it's always the button, man. what if we send in bing bong? i always cannot push the button. i don't know what happens if we send in bing bong. i'm sending in bing bong. you're a little wide. you're a little wide there. what do you mean i'm a little wide? you boosted into me! i'm sending in bing bong. card. he's a what? what the fuck? they sent him back, bro. they didn't want his ass.
1:19:47 okay, i'm dead crashing. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. they're on fire. i'm on fire. we need two lancers. one thing after a fucking other man. the fire. oh brother. okay, okay. there's one we need one more one more one more lantern a oh, i think it's burnt did it say lock the f in? yeah, she said lock the fuck in dude. what the hell? that's a bird. kory that's burnt
1:20:23 oh, i'm sorry! ice, ice! do we have another option? do we have another option? kate, i'm sorry! do we have another option? put it in, put it in, put it in! all the lanterns look like they're in this. oh no, oh no, no! yeah man, and the skies are gray. he covered this, and the skies are gray. motherfucker. i need one lantern! oh no. all i got are these burnt up, crisped up lanterns. you want it? good enough, good enough. putting it in, putting it in. one wait, one wait.
1:20:59 it was a one, oh wait. it's on the rack, on the rack. oh wait. it's good. no, oh no, you got it, you got it. you took it last second, okay. bonehead. bonehead. fire starter. heavy metal. oh shit. so bad. i'll recall in here, it has been two hours. we should, we should. it has been exactly two. good gaming, y'all.
1:21:37 good gaming. gg. thank you for playing with me. yeah, thanks for the invite.