Gigazaur has returned to her home planet (King of Tokyo)

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0:00 left which i think is probably good. i hope that i know why my it looks like the gigantic gorilla does not take kindly to other monsters trying to take his place will he be able to control his rage and honor the name? he's been given. he's got a scar and a false eye why is everyone's eyes getting smacked man who win be the first to 20 stars or the last survivor? oh
0:35 okay, am i the one who's pressing? yeah, i think you have to say yeah, it's you your stars and your hearts can be seen on your monster's profile okay in chinese now, please. i don't think it's me because i'm pressing i haven't learned any of these yet. i'm afraid i think it's me. i think it's me the monsters take turns confirm to start your turn then you can read it man oh
1:02 at least turn and roll a six die. which will determine your actions. it's a crazy aesthetic, man. it's so crazy. if you're not satisfied with the result of your dice roll, you can roll the dice of your choice up to two more times. okay, that's the yahtzee part. select then to confirm the dice that we should keep. zero stars because you need at least one triple to obtain points.
1:26 oh, you got it right there. yeah. and then i guess i can roll the dice two more times if i want to do. i got a pair. who knows, man? oh, you cannot roll again. resolve down the button to resolve. i don't know how i'm in control of it, but yeah. one after another dice, resolve and apply effects if the conditions are met.
1:51 what is the muscle that's underneath the six pack? it's like the ball pack. balls pack. it does look like one of those ancient crab beings on his stomach. yeah, yeah, yeah. i see that. i do work my core a lot. if there's no monster already in tokyo, you automatically take control. you gain one star each time you enter tokyo. what the heck? oh, okay.
2:22 there's still three cards available to buy. you can obtain them in exchange for lightning. action card. its effect is immediate, then it is discarded. power card. you hold on to it after purchase. the cost of the card is shown at the top. and that's expensive, man. these icons summarize the card's effects. you can see the effect in detail by clicking on it. clicking. your energy. okay, it's energy.
2:50 in exchange for two energy you can refresh the shop and change the three cards. it's pick three i'm afraid. yes. hold down the button to buy the card. the powers are... yeah yeah yeah. how are you gonna spend your zero lightning? well i think i'm just going to just leave i guess. cyberkitty's turn now. it's my turn!
3:11 with the super smart cat at the control, cyber cutie seems determined to drive intruders out of her territory but one question still remains. why is the feline in the cockpit dressed as a pirate? okay i did not know that but now i know. we can't even see him. it's very small.
3:29 that's tough. the die enables you make monsters in a different location from your lose one hp. you are outside of tokyo, so you're minus one heart to the monster in tokyo. what that said at all now, are we all not in tokyo? that was word salad. who isn't in tokyo enables you to make monsters in a different location from yours. lose one heart.
3:56 you are outside tokyo minus one heart to the monster in tokyo? in victims in tokyo, so i think if you hit if you keep the die you hit him for one i think okay, i attack him i'll talk like a cop you only have one for that or is the like you have to get a triple every time i
4:23 good question. great question. i'm wondering, but i'm not knowing. you do have 10 hp. you do have 10 hp. i think you have to have a triple to start an action no matter what. oh, so you have to choose between like getting points or getting like items and all that. chats says you only need one. chats says you only need one. yeah, okay. okay. ooh. dang. fair. two threes. monka.
4:51 oh, he's going for it. i kill you. i murder you, dude. you do not want to be in tokyo right now, man. i'm glad i'm in tokyo. the pirate kitty. oh shit. oh my god. why is the cat wearing a pirate outfit? now? i'm just dead. yeah. yeah.
5:22 monsters in tokyo cannot use heart to heal themselves or for other effects. do you want to flee to tokyo? oh, that's asking you, sinvicta. uh...
5:34 yes, i guess you fled tokyo i was i mean i was i was just hitting i was trying to get the text box off but i think that was a good decision honestly probably tokyo's good. so if you're in tokyo you get points, but you can be attacked if you're in tokyo okay, megalopolis, let's go. oh that's you. that's you apollo. that's me. it's my turn because i'm gonna roll the dice. oh
6:02 oh shit, that's that's huge. you got two balls. okay, you know, yeah i'll go for this and then wait x to roll. oh, that's x xbox x not okay. yeah you do have one more roll you do you know what you know what you will do okay oh
6:33 you got the quad. you got anything more for the quad? let's find out. whoa, yeah, i got extra. it's alright, you can have five more. better get out of tokyo. i'll take it. dang, the resident evil chop, dude. flipped her around at the waist. i took control of tokyo bay. no, gigazor is in control of tokyo bay. holy... i don't know what that means, man. oh, that's you, ryan. that's me. oh, dude. i was gonna roll five dice. oh, sorry, six dice.
7:12 well, i am setting up energy man. all right. no devastating. that's rough. that's rough. wait. turn into lighting. that was one. that way to dice. and then
7:37 oh, a card. a card that costs three. how about that? if you lose heart, roll the dice for each heart you lost. each heart reduces the loss by one.
7:48 so you would have to counter act the heart. at the end of your turn if you have the fewest stars gain a star. well, i have the fewest stars what a coincidence. but now the wings. we got the wings now. and money to not lose hearts that turn. what the fuck at the end of my turn i buy you have the fewest.
8:14 you didn't have the fewest. two people have zero. or one person has zero. i'm one of them though. that's fair. i didn't consider that. triple, two. go for yahtzee. you're the yahtzee winner. oh my god! okay. i have to go for it. i have to go for it. okay. okay. she actually is great at yahtzee. i told you this is what i'm saying. yahtzee's sixth eye though?
8:45 all the same, that's fine. don't think about it. okay, i'm just making sure. that's like a super yahtzee, man. super yahtzee. i can't buy anything, so here we go. it's the king. wait, hold on, i have to click outside of the game screen one second. okay. i am... dude, my immersion. i'm sorry. i gotta make myself smaller. i gotta make myself tiny. yeah, i went left side personally. you know what i'm gonna make even smaller? they'll live.
9:17 okay, i'm super tiny. okay. that's not very good. that's a whole lot of nothing. i gotta get gate back here. no you don't. yeah, i do. yes. no you don't. the smackler. but you're not getting any stars though. you're not getting any stars. i'm not here to get stars. oh shit. i think the point is to get the stars. no. you might need to flee tokyo.
9:55 three hit point. he's hulking up. holy. you're in tokyo bay. okay, i want to say no. you're going to stay in tokyo. i'm going to stay in tokyo. i'll stay in tokyo bay. all right. it's a rumble then. excuse me.
10:29 bless oh damn oh she got stars two stars apparently with five more players there's two tokyo slots whoa oh you can use your heart dice when you're in tokyo though oh that's true your money doesn't work what happens what you hit everyone else who's not in your location so you'd hit me oh so you no no no it ever you and me are together
10:55 i think it's just you and her, right? both of you are in tokyo right now. yeah, yeah. so you and me, we're in tokyo together. oh, kick their asses then. yeah, yeah, yeah. we gotta hit the others. we gotta hit the non believers. roll the dice. oh, she put the ball? oh my gosh! oh, dude. roll them, roll them, roll them. oh my god. oh my gosh. i thought i got 3s. i thought i got 3 3s. so that's gonna hit everyone but you two.
11:27 that's correct. take my fury! nyan scratch! damn, that's a huge effective damage right there. so if you die, are you out? you lose the game? yeah, i think you just have to stay in the comps. i'm glad i only have 4 hp left. i got bad news for everyone.
12:02 let's see what the dice say it's to let's see what the dice say you know kill him kill him kill him they want me to kill you they want me to kill you i'm afraid but like what if i got both could you imagine oh? jesus those three stars you imagine oh in tokyo, okay? don't you win it 10 20 i think 20 20 oh
12:32 whatever, get smacked out. my heart is up. no lightning. my heart is trembling. i ain't got no damn lightning. 25 hearts, man. you know what? i'd like to stay alive. that's reasonable. that's reasonable. that's reasonable. i'll keep the threes even though it's a synergistic. oh, what have i done? oops, sorry guys. oh, you pressed the y. keep that bad boy. let's roll again.
13:11 motherfucker, man. i guess you'll just heal. and i get one victory point. i don't think you get any victory points for that. i should get one victory point. oh, because you have the lowest amount of victory points. don't you have to use it? there it is. there it is. there it is. that was a passive. okay.
13:37 and one point per turn. you guys better watch out. no, you got fucked up. fucked up. no feeling upset. you know, i was, i was minding my business out here and man, don't roll another one. this is not good. this is not good. you're going to stay alive. you're going to stay alive. yeah. you're not in tokyo. this is going to hit the tokyo denizens. yeah. this is the people inside.
14:04 are you sure? yeah. oh yeah. they got the blood red crown on top of them on the right for some reason. because we're kings. because we're the king. but the game has like the art direction of us kitchen nightmares restaurant remodel. it really does. it's not looking good. it's not looking good. i think it's cool, man. i think i have to fly. i think we gotta get the hell out of tokyo.
14:34 i'm in i'm in a dragon mika dragon. it's not i'm out of here tokyo me such a ragon i'm in the damn ocean now. are you buying something you go? i mean, i mean at first i thought this was awful, but but now i'm thinking it's not so bad. wait, that's actually peak if you lose i'll do that. i roll some hard
15:12 need some hearts. one heart. i got one heart. hey, it's a heart. that's a heart. yep. i don't want to damage. that's another heart. look at that. okay. we're gonna have to go for... i kind of want to... i need stars, man.
15:38 tokyo is like smaller than i remember it being five weeks ago. it's like two blocks. it's not that you could walk that in just like maybe an hour, hour and a half.
15:55 you've taken control of tokyo bay? oh, you do not want to be in tokyo right now. i didn't know i was taking control of tokyo bay. i didn't know either actually. what's that do? i don't know. how do you look at it again? just tap the a button. it's a 200 during your turn. oh, maybe that's good. each time you lose a game. but it's during your turn. ooh. yeah. rapid healing. so you might die. i could definitely use something.
16:24 but like, when would you ever take damage on your own turn? during your turn each time you lose hearts. i think it's until your next turn. i think it's because you're prepping yourself? yeah, yeah. it's like you're putting up a shield or something. or mitigation. what is going on with that guy, man? i don't even know who that is. i don't wanna mess with him. who is that? cyber kitty type shit. holy shit, i'm healing. dang. what? oh my god. i'm gonna roll the dice.
16:58 you're crazy with it! oh my god. oh shit, i'm awesome! i'm awesome! thank god i'm not in tokyo, dude. i'm actually so healthy now. sorry, giga. rabbit just picked up two. you're only sorry to me. wait, you didn't take damage because you can... it's rolling, it's rolling. never mind. maybe that card sucks actually, i think.
17:31 maybe it's not the best card ever. oh shit, i'm back. you're in it now. you're in it. you're full of tokyo city, man. hey, dad, you need to flee tokyo. i'm getting out of here. kate's always trying to kill me in any game, so... i'm not trying to. this shit's like being the mayor of chicago. it's a curse. i don't have any energy if that's... i'm glad that i started the game with kate hitting me for four. or whatever was the tutorial. watch his roll, though.
18:03 daaaaang healthy ass? healthy ass. you know what? i don't need that energy man, watch this. oh shit. probably should take energy. watch this though. ooooooh! that's pretty good. that would have killed me. oh no wait. hold on. you are actually gonna kill... no just... no, maybe i'm gonna tokyo. oh shit, but that... you're gonna be in tokyo bro. unless...
18:34 shouldn't have to flee. no, there's a power vacuum in tokyo bay. oh, i'm in tokyo bay! oh my god! yeah, how do you take a... i guess you can't take a turn without going to tokyo? i think if it's open, you have to go. yeah, it's a power battle. oh, my bad, my bad. i like it when you're controlling the tokyo. i think we control tokyo very well. look at those three! wow.
19:02 go for the yahtzee, man. i don't really wanna be in charge of tokyo, y'all, so i'm gonna reroll that. how do you get yahtzee with six dice, though? bro, he's going sicko mode. dude, don't throw the heart in there. go for it. go for it. you gotta get yahtzee, man. oh. oh, shit! you could've gotten it. i would've gotten it. no, no, no. i would've gotten the claw, taken control of tokyo, and gotten my fucking ass here, man. that was huge. holy cow. he's healthy. i can't buy anything.
19:41 some threes, some twos. okay, okay, i'm gonna go big. this could be big. you're looking pretty healthy now, but i'm going for it. ooh, a lot of energy. oh, oh, oh. no, i want points, i want points, okay? and a smack. okay. yeah, and a smack. a little bit of everything. here we go. you know, the three feels kind of lame after seeing the five. i don't know, it just doesn't hit the same. i understand.
20:18 should i leave? nah stay right there you're fine. i could stay in... oh god. freaking stay in tokyo. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn. damn.
20:50 you ain't got no money. none of us have any energy. yeah. that's a lot of hearts. i do need some hearts. yeah, you need a lot of heart. it's gonna go so hard when you are forced to roll. dude, keep that. just keep that. just resolve that. disregard what i just said. i would just resolve that shit. yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm gonna keep that. you got power now. bolt, stick it out of your temple, homie.
21:20 i can't figure out if you're king kong, the terminator or the damn frankenstein. why not? see, it's funny that you say that because there was kind of a link there with godzilla. who joined the call? monster. really? i didn't know that. that role was originally designed for king kong, which was actually supposed to be dr. frankenstein's monster in the german. oh, my gosh. i'm actually a god.
21:50 i should have freaking... maybe you're good at yahtzee. maybe that's what's going on here, dude. let's go. punchers! got the damn wolverine claws too. yeah, yeah. i do like that you can see the little miniature cat on top of that. it's a pirate. it's a pirate. yeah, pirate cat. the art in the game is so funny, man. hey! damn! what?
22:16 oh, okay. i got one. i got one. it's not really paying out dividends. i don't know. that cat sound is... oh, i hit no one accident! he stayed. he stayed. i didn't mean to. i didn't mean to. psycho. psycho. you know... well, you're winning by the stars. yeah, but i'm gonna die. oh, look at those hearts i can't use. you could get threes. i think i'm freaking dead.
22:51 i'll be seeing you guys in hell i think. well, he's at 15 though. i was gonna say. yeah, but i'm gonna die. it's tough cuz like, maybe. i don't want you to die like 30 minutes before the end of the game. but you also might just like win next turn. i could just win next turn. yeah, that's why i was like, i'm good. i can just leave and i'll be safe and i get some hearts back and i press the wrong button.
23:23 certain power cards are offered automatically to certain conditions monster the monster concern you can choose to use the concerned monster i want to keep my energies apparently i am oh it's my turn. i guess you know you guys need you guys to not roll any yeah, that's i
23:55 well... take him out. you gotta take apollo out. i gotta keep him in this one of them. he's gotta go. we've been hab'n ein serious problem. uh oh. unless he doesn't roll it. go for the threes, man. what's the worst that could happen? ah, you gotta go for the two smacks. i honestly think i want a big power turn if possible. do you hate me? sorry, brother. it's a big power turn. i have no choice. oh, but this is fucking stupid, because now i'm gonna be in tokyo bay! yeah, maybe you shoulda thought of that.
24:26 you have the most hp out of all of us though. i guess that's true. wait, you're alive man. you have one hp. yeah, but i'm just gonna die to whoever stays in, whoever's in tokyo. you're in tokyo. you're taking control of tokyo city. i want, yes, i want to flee. i see i hit b because i was like b is leave, you know? but who's in tokyo? i still might die. i think no one, but then the next one, the next person is just going to.
24:55 dude, i don't i don't want to go back. i don't want to go back to tokyo. you better pull some hearts. you gotta have some heart, you're gonna win. or you could kill people. you know, i see it. i take it. get it, get it giga.
25:17 oh my god
25:33 holy damn.
25:52 bro, she said she was good at yahtzee. why didn't we listen? we made fun of her! you're not gonna like me when yahtzee rolls around, man. you're not gonna like me when i'm yahtzee. you see my true power. wait, if i get a three, i can take out giga and ryan. with three you can kill them both. yeah, yeah, yeah. you gotta pull for us and vixx is not going for it. i'm going for it. not y'all! i'm going for it.
26:23 just need one more! just need one more! i kinda wanna heal too, but... nah, it's power. vibe is pretty good. vibe is good. yeah! oh! sin victor! sin victor! this is what you get for going to the survivors. his teeth are mount fuji, bro. oh god, goodbye. hooking up! yikes. oh my god. holy cow. oh no!
26:57 the invader who is spreading terror across the city has been stopped by the king. the text along the rest of the text was so funny. there's less than five monsters left. tokyo bay is not accessible anymore. wait, it saved you! what the heck? oh, i know your card. well, you can live with the card. oh my god. you lived! you died! no, nevermind. you died. you died. you died. keep praying.
27:25 the draconic robot did not evade its enemy, the king. does this seem to be functioning anymore? oh my god. dude, the text is so funny, man. it said it would seem he was not adequately prepared. it said at the end. bro.
27:44 sixth grade english teacher after reading your report. this is an english game. i don't know why the english is bad. i understand. no, no, they're just making it authentic to a japanese monster movie. that's been redubbed. like one person died. tokyo bay said like we're closed. like when the restaurant has an upstairs, but they're like, oh, we don't have any tables right now.
28:11 wait, so if i roll five threes, i win. holy shit. imagine? imagine i just roll five threes? oh my gosh, why are they so expensive? yeah, i know. i don't... i guess you gotta take some turns just saving up energy. imagine? watch this. bang. that's no threes. zero! that's none threes.
28:39 i guess you have to heal then yeah, he's probably heal. yeah. yeah, i'm not even gonna bother hitting you actually i'm just gonna try to go for the i rolled the wrong die this one's right right okay, no it's fine watch this it's actually pretty bad, i'm gonna die i think
29:08 yeah, i think your ass is gonna go to tokyo, man. yeah, we have to kill you. sorry to say. oh, no, i'm not gonna... oh, no, i could go to tokyo because he can leave tokyo. yeah, yeah. you better... yeah, fine. wow. huge. i think you gotta stay, no? and then try to kill apollo on your turn? yes, baby. well, i mean, he could... i would've... he could bebump sound.
29:43 like a gamecube rpg demo sound. we're powering up. it's you, apollo. oh my god, i can't see anything. i'm gonna get stars. just don't roll any... oh my god, he didn't roll any.
30:02 i think you gotta reroll all. you're laughing. reroll all, because the cards are way too expensive anyway. yeah, i know. but you have a card that heals you. i do. you gotta kill polo, you gotta kill polo. i know, i'm trying to get apollo out of here. don't kill me. oh my god. the next one for sure. now you gotta take those ones for points, you know?
30:25 and the energy too. oh, damn it. damn it. damn it. okay, this hits you too. i'm not dying though. true. oh my god. maybe if i didn't reverse my we would have had a better shot. i hear you on that one. what's happening to my body? do not look at the animations. your spinning is crazy. oh shit. witnesses. witnesses.
31:00 more of you gotta die so we can read the lines dude. oh
31:23 bro, someone's gonna win that's gonna be like the king taking the victory from others. witnesses say that he went to kfc afterwards to celebrate. damn, that's a crazy heal. okay. i gotta get myself healthy. what would be really funny is if this took like an hour and a half to do. it's like a stalemate, right?
31:56 because you can flee tokyo and heal and then cave. yeah, but i get plus two points on my turn. for being inside of tokyo. yeah, yeah. we can just say like when it comes down to two, you're just not allowed to leave just to speed things up if you want. why is the king so small? he is so small. it's a small king. it's a small king. short king. short king. short king. yeah.
32:31 that way so man looks angry. oh oh three is good. i think i think i would get one of no, let's see if i give another heart. yeah okay swag. there we go. i'll take the point. hmm. i'm uh, i'm gonna be yeah
33:02 yeah. damn, the two is crazy. the sound effects are actually kind of going in here. they sound like pails of symphonia, you know? yeah. oh, damn. oh, dang! my pirate kitty will get me the win. the little cat on the front is kind of freaking me out. yeah. it's the pirate cat.
33:40 it's like formula on there. and now i can buy it. what's good? what's good? what is that? all of your smash all other monsters. well... all of your smash all other monsters. that goes crazy. why would i even read the thing? honestly, maybe this? oh, the card art. oh, what is that? oh my god, it was so long.
34:16 power card? how do i know which one is power? oh like this? this is power? i think any card is power. oh okay. oh i don't want the ones. i gotta hit kate really hard. i think you gotta heal brother instead of attacking me. i know that's the reason why i'm thinking. because i could easily kill you next turn. could you? i could. you only have three hp.
34:50 i have four hp. you have three? i have four. oh, four. i see. am i just gonna kill everybody in the game? maybe. unless kate please and then she'll get the chance to... but i have... this is it. i think this is it, honestly. okay. oh, you're just gonna try to get four to kill. because i have the card that adds a punch. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:27 oh, here's one. i kind of gamed the doordash system by accident. oh shit. two. i ordered food and the guy was just like, oh! three! that wasn't on there! and then i used the thing, right? yeah. you can spend one energy to... wait, no, isn't it two? it's three energy. wait, why did i not use this thing? oh, because i need three energy?
36:00 no, i needed three energy. hit him with like a extraterrestrial portal or something. you're a mutant gorilla. maybe he needed a ration of bananas to take more hits. yeah, i win! who could be better suited to hitting the king on the throne of tokyo at a brightly colored giant robot controlled by a cat? honestly, that's like the least weird one yet. it said something about her fans.
36:32 i gotta play space penguin. i gotta know. yeah, yeah, we gotta mix it up for lore purposes. yeah, what's the doordash tech? well, i ordered food and the guy just like wasn't moving and he just sat there for like an hour with my food and i was like well it's cold by now i'm just gonna cancel it because like they let you cancel it if that if it's late so i cancelled i got a refund because he was so late and then i ordered some other food instead go to my door to pick up this food two orders of food. damn.
37:04 i don't know who's who now. i'm space penguin. oh, so you don't want to be the call. i can. didn't bring a giant of bananas this time. holy car. look at him. oh my god. why is he huge? i thought he was legs up. partatic penguin brings icy cold.
37:37 dude, he has ice ray guns! holy! that's cool. will the frozen penguin succeed at chilling the cold opponents with his freeze rays that freeze you when he shoots the freeze rays? it's cold by the way. damn! oh my god, yahtzee on the limeade? gimme the yahtzee, gimme the yahtzee. oh, so close, i saw it. close. next time, next time. i'm juicing, man. what are you wearing? what's that?
38:10 gigas focus. bad news though, you're in control of tokyo. oh, and the big crust, the perfect amount. the brainler. whoa! oh! the entire time, i'm just gonna zero. okay. extra dice to roll each turn. holy! that's fucking crazy. okay, okay, yeah, for like an early pick. yeah, to give one extra roll, that's nuts. get that round one, man. okay.
38:43 well, she once again create more collateral damage than necessary in the ill fated districts of the city. she will. i didn't know that was a she. did they say that last time? no, i don't. is it snoop? they may have, i don't know. godzilla is canonically female according to the matthew broderick movie. oh. wait, really? you know what, i'm not even gonna get into that one.
39:08 but the godzilla kidnapped the sexy lady though. that's king kong. it's commonly confused with godzilla. oh, that's right. that's right. i'd be tweaking if godzilla climbed the empire state building. that's some mothra behavior right there. oh, god. i'd like to see him try. just a little tap. just a little tap. i kinda like the ray gun, so i'm gonna stay in.
39:36 i just i have to see the space penguin actually attack. you just see what that looks like. i did. what are you doing? yeah, we know. oh, it's me. why is the my dress like a pirate? oh, man. energy. oh my. oh my god. thanks again. check the tape. beautiful.
40:27 soon i will be able to buy it soon. what is that long neck man? i don't know isn't that the giga mecha? no, no, no the one in the card or the mecha dragon watch this roll well, that's no good. i guess i gotta start smacking you guys oh, you mean you gotta knock them out of tokyo, but then you go into tokyo. oh, okay i'm being trolled i'm being trolled man, they didn't give you anything. yikes. they didn't give me nothing man. that's pretty bad damn, i'd hate to be in tokyo or tokyo bay right now though
41:08 it's not fun. you guys staying? i'm staying, i'm staying. i'm staying then. what? no, i'm not. wait. apparently i'm not. they swapped you. they just got swapped, i guess? i don't know. okay. my brain read the xbox controller, but i'm playing on a playstation controller. this alienoid y'all. okay. smack him. okay. smack, smack. honestly, i think i want to farm energy. coward. the cards seem like they could be good.
41:47 i can live with that. i do feel like you mean you can just like get one shot in tokyo if two people roll fives? yeah scary. oh, i was like when did i get into tokyo? i must not be paying attention man. are you mecha dragon? yeah, i guess some victor went out you're in tokyo no matter what there's no way to not go in there. well, no, they don't leave they don't go in they have to flee first. oh holy she's too good
42:34 never mind, being in tokyo is awesome actually, i've decided. i wanna see it. i wanna see it so badly. oh my oh! oh my god. spirit bomb. it is a spirit bomb. even bigger. okay. sorry, i'm gonna buy that next turn. no. you don't even need to look at it. i'm gonna buy that next turn. man, i can't even buy it out from under you. no, free. sorry to say it's mine.
43:15 i would have bought it just to spite you, but i couldn't even do that. did i just realize how thick your arms are, giga? holy cow, can you carry me? i'm working out. look at your arms. that's a suit. it's part of the suit. that is a suit. i think you got the thickest arm here. ooh! two? aw, one. oh, okay, okay. high risk play. not bad. i was trying to go for the double triple. you miss han shoku?
43:53 oh god. why are you laughing? the chat comment about it. what? which says jay z in tokyo but you gotta be a knower to know it. godzilla, godzilla, godzilla, godzilla, godzilla, godzilla, godzilla. what do all these things have in common?
44:20 it's his verse from monster, but all the monsters are godzilla. it's really good. ooh, okay. we don't want to say i'm going to resolve that. damn. starting to get pissed. i don't think the miniature cat moves. i think it's just... i'm going to buy this. ...put it there.
44:56 you're all right, lyndon bates johnson. it's almost enough for me to forget that you got banned from apollo's chat for calling him last salt wolf or whatever. it's eight years ago. i miss him a long time ago. yeah. well, i mean, if it's going to give me smacks, i'm going to smack them and the motherfuckers. oh, you're inside.
45:26 oh my god. you're gonna get us! bro is in tokyo bay. okay, they hate me i guess? he's 10 claws down. this sucks. oh no. we gotta hit back guys. we gotta hit him back. it's not looking good. number three! damn, he's just kind of stanced up there, huh?
45:52 i like the way giga's character is looking at me on the profile over there. his art goes crazy. yeah. i don't think i really want threes. i think i want like a fucking energy. you got zero stars, brother. you got to build your character first, man. i don't know. what about your building? great. so i get nothing. no, you get too hard of an attack.
46:25 but now i should be in fucking tokyo man. well if they leave they might decide not okay make him go to tokyo. yeah, we're gonna make him go to tokyo. oh remember that a good mythical morning whenever they say it is a good mythical morning. yeah, how do you know that? we used to watch it for like six months maybe oh, okay. what's the name of the i don't know about? naruto 40
47:07 you lost me. the ghost who lives in the good mythical morning studio? oh, yeah. that's no steep lore. maybe it'll be good because you got no stars. you have to be alive though for that one to work out, but... whoa! that was cool. when you gain a heart, gain an extra heart. that's nice! okay. okay. i don't even know what ryan said. he said ice cream. bing chilling?
47:47 i can only hear it in the... what's his face? john cena voice. go for a giga hee oh giga. yeah, i might do it. i might do it. oh, that's okay. that's right. not a bad turn. isn't the other card for energy?
48:21 i think? yeah, that one. this one, yeah. that one's crazy. yeah, this one with the crazy heal, i want that one. yeah, that's the one i wanted. oh! crazy! what is he doing? oh, just giga plus three. oh! damn, wait. i just buy it. so three points is worth five energy? and i discarded three points to get one energy? that's not great. that's not great at all. i kinda wanna go for this mac.
48:59 i need energy too though man. yeah, this is gonna be a heart. okay. i don't know how to buy these dice. the dice was not done rolling man. it was not. they just said fuck it. not a great turn. you guys take light damage. light work. yeah man. yeah, i'm gonna have to say i probably do. i probably do want to flee tokyo. yeah, yeah. nine stars man. halfway there almost. the gap is crazy.
49:49 i've got no energy, zero. i got no energy, no health and no stars so. but you're not in tokyo. i'm not far behind to be honest. it's true i'm not in tokyo. i wanna attack. do i heal? nah. yeah, you should heal. okay. shit, i'll take that. that's a three, right? is that three? yeah, it's three stars. yeah. okay.
50:26 now his ass gonna leave tokyo and you're gonna be in aw, but then i'm gonna fucking take over tokyo because they're both gonna leave tokyo! i'm cheating to attack, nevermind! i don't know what i'm talking about! well, i'm gonna need a good roll here of some kind. oh! oh, three through three right there. i mean, we take those. okay, i mean, why doesn't my dice stop rolling halfway when it's on something good? that's what i'm saying. attack?
50:56 although you're in, you're in! yeah, bro's in! he owns tokyo. i don't want to be here anymore, but i'm here. it's a close game at the top. like a dungeon dragon? damn. i can't afford none of this, man. ryan mikiga is outside of tokyo. that's right. yeah. get him out there. get him out! uh oh. gonna smack? oh, you gotta heal, though. i don't really want to be in tokyo. yeah, you should heal. okay. kinda along for the ride.
51:49 yep, that's my turn.
51:52 well done, man. okay. okay. see you next turn. every time just healing for the exact amount of damage that i got hit for on the term before getting no economy whatsoever. no, you know, you guys are still focused on smacking. you don't have any dang points. oh my god. it's one way to win, man. you should have gone for it. i told you i was good at yahtzee, man. you didn't believe me.
52:21 now i'm gonna go demon mode. i know i should. what if you didn't? yeah, but i want you there. what if you stayed? oh, okay, okay. good, i need stars so badly. give me the fuck out of the okyo, man. i hit b again on accident! oh my god!
52:54 like in my head like red is leave like no is leave. yeah oh my god, i'm trolling i need some dang health cini kill kill apollo don't kill me i'm not even winning. i killed four people in the last game. i don't need to kill on this turn anyway. oh shit i'll smack do one damage to me so i can get the fuck out of tokyo. huh? okay big deal. that's a
53:40 pretty dang good. that's pretty dang good. yeah, i'll take it. you're gonna go in? okay. be careful. ooh. be careful. a for yes, b for no. that is not the face of someone who's careful right there. oh. okay, okay, okay. i'm out of here. there we go. so it's just me in here now. yep, yep. i still have no energy. ooh, i'm going in for free. ooh.
54:23 get some threes. juicy, juicy threes. oh my god! crazy turn. oh shit. oh shit, dude. i'm in. we got a stopper. oh, that's the two people with the most victory points in tokyo. my chet said this is a great card. that is not a good card. there's no way you're ever gonna have the few stars. you should totally buy it, dude. it's not a good card. crazy bird, just you should do it.
55:05 well, let's see what god decides here. the jet card? damn. i don't got no energy. i feel like do i have the time to get the energy though? i don't know if i'm just gonna die. you should probably heal to be honest. yeah, but i didn't get any heal. you only have three hp.
55:23 imagine how cool it would be. i'm just gonna i gotta get heart. i'm gonna die. that's okay. that's not nothing. something energy and a heel. holy artists had a lot of fun on this one. i'll get i'll get in there. roll the bones baby.
56:07 all right. okay, okay. me and kair about to get smacked. you could smack me. did smack you. it's time to flee tokyo. is it though? by pressing b. yes, i don't want you to kill me. or by pressing a. i think you can stay. yeah. this is wonderful news. and received a victory point.
56:43 ryan's got two victory points. i think it's okay to let him in there for a little bit. who's the next one? i live. he's gonna be me. he's gonna kill apollo! oh, i need that. i need that. it only hits ryan. he's not like a threat, right? he's got two victory points. that's right. i do.
57:17 i'm just gonna do it. i don't have much in the points department either but... you have one extra dice roll per turn. i'm glad that pops up every time. i'll do it, i'll do it. two is to remind you. alright, alright. i'll take it. holy, look at that energy! seven! oh, that's right, you get this extra health. oh, yes. oh, it's not one for each heal, it's just in general. okay, i thought that was like a double heal.
57:51 it's just plus one for every time you heal, yeah? yeah, yeah, yeah. i think it was double b. insane. um... i'm not concerned with that one. this just feels like a lot. that is a lot to give up. you can refresh the shop. i could. but then it's like i'm helping everyone out because no one seems to want these cards. nobody has enough energy. i would be buying cards if i had the energy.
58:23 okay, let me see. oh! what is all this? you can roll the die of your choice again after the last roll of each adversary. if you obtain a heart, this card is discarded. you can roll the die of your choice after the last roll. i think you can fuck up everybody else's rolls until you roll a heart and then you land the card. whoa, my god. whoa, okay. i mean, can't afford it, but that's crazy.
58:56 that helicopter almost got hit, man. yeah, i know. you gotta watch out. two, three twos. you got three twos. yeah, but... giga and ryan have 8 hp, though. this is true. yeah. you can't kill the alienoid, bro. that does not help me at all. we both have glass domes on our heads. i don't... the penguin can breathe? yeah, like, why does the penguin need...
59:35 well, i guess he's space penguin. he's a space penguin. but we're not in space. he breathes methane. yeah, but he's from space though. he's recycled air only. you can roll the die of your choice again after the last roll of each adversary if you obtain... what? i... what does that mean? i think it's like energy farming? i think if they have dice that they've saved, you can be surprised. you haven't saved it. yeah, and i think i can reroll that. i can reroll your own die. holy shit.
1:00:13 she just keeps winning, man. holy shit! oh my god. holy shit! don't do it, don't do it, don't do it! don't do it! i see. don't do it! reroll one of the hearts. don't do it! yeah! reroll one of the claws. reroll a claw. wait, reroll the heart. well, that was a great card. that was a great card. yeah, and i just lost that card now. yep. i told you, don't do it. great. was it worth it?
1:00:50 it was not this entire game yeah, she's got nine hp you're staying why not man yeah get me out of here man we got a problem guys. no, he's got 14. no, okay. i got a big roll coming up here. okay, two threes i'm just gonna die though. oh my god, whenever just roll this roll. okay. okay three three three three
1:01:41 i think you gotta go for hp brother. yeah one one heart again. okay, that's okay with you know, i'm going but you're not an ape. you're an alien. you're gonna go alien shit you need us alive to kill cater. otherwise, you're you're cooked bug it bro. oh, wow. that's a crazy card i should i got energy i should about that i'm still dominating your fucking city. okay, man jelle
1:02:25 the energy oh he's he's gonna get the frenzy card nice one. oh, no, he's one short plus to prestige and lose and all other monsters lose one energy for every two energy and they have i
1:02:52 i don't think that's a problem for only but you. you can always kill any three that you have. only but you. only but you. keeping with the theming of the grammar of the game. any three that you have, okay. what is that? damn, all monsters including you lose three. oh, holy cow dude. what the hell? you can do that and kill giga and apollo. no.
1:03:22 i really want to heal like really badly. okay, there we go. okay, okay. check it, check it, check it. oh, wait, wait. sorry. i do. i do. okay, go for it. i'll take it. i'll take it. i get four. i get four. oh yeah. look at that. that card's so good. huge.
1:04:00 i mean this is just... she's gonna bomb us. i really wanna do it. i am at 8 hp. it's such a good move. no! oh, i have to do it. oh shit, oh shit! i bought it. wait, there was no animation, man! i was waiting for the bomber to come through. same, same. what is this?
1:04:32 yeah, that's the one i had last game. oh, it's that one. yeah, yeah, yeah. apollo has been a player, man. yeah, it's because of this. might be me first. it's looking like it might be you first, which is funny because... i got a heal, man. there he goes. we'll be seeing you. oh, no! rylance is dead? no. you're almost done, dude. there i go. you put up a great fight. you and your four stars. good night, y'all. good night, y'all.
1:05:12 all i have to show for my efforts this whole game is the card that gives me points when other people die. i was leaving head hung low in their ship, which was waiting on us. so then guys, i got head ass kicked and then like walked out of tokyo. you just kicked me out! got in your parked chevy spaceship.
1:05:43 close the door, the music turned on. that's really good. oh my god, i'm alive. he died on his way back to his home planet.
1:06:09 something about the presentation of this game. i should have healed. i think i should have healed. i'm scared. like the monsters are like the art for the monsters on the right.
1:06:32 i guess it's from the board game, but it's like, it's got a certain sense of style to it. but like the fake comic book, like crayon drawn monsters in the game is so crazy. it's the dialogue that's getting me, man. every blurb has an extra sentence that has no reason to be there. what the hell? damn. okay.
1:07:01 alright, what is this man like? oh my god. oh i'm alive watch these two hearts to bow. well, i don't wanna go to dog. yeah no only if you give it away if only some victor gives her away he's gonna give it away he doesn't die i
1:07:33 stay in tokyo. oh, no. oh, my two energy. i'm gonna go ahead and just... yeah. okay. you know what? you need victory points. why would you fucking kill me? i do need one point. i just need to live. oh, my god. oh, my god. i'm doing it big. oh, my god. oh, my god. go for it. get the five. i'm the only one that can kill the other people.
1:08:10 you're gonna go to tokyo and they're gonna kill you! oh shit. it's gonna go crazy, dude. every generation. it's gonna go crazy. look, check this laser, dude. pew, pew! pew, pew, pew! look at that! it's bigger, it's bigger! uh, yeah, i'd like to flee tokyo, please. you better hit the right button. okay. alright, alright. um... i got two. i got two.
1:08:56 i gotta heal, man. i gotta heal. other way around? bad day to be space penguin. just you wait. i'm stanced up. i'm ready. i need to cheer for giga. everyone else's points are too close to me. i decided to not go for points. i'm just gonna kill everyone. i'm gonna do my best. you could do that. you could do that. almost worth the last game. you gotta stay in tokyo. yeah, but i gotta...
1:09:42 you know gigantosaurus control of tokyo city. is it giga saur? giga saur, sorry, sorry. giga saur? giga saur. giga saur. not a lot going on there. i almost played him for the name, i almost did. uh oh. gage trying to get points. oh, that's rough. that's rough. guess who's going to tokyo?
1:10:19 noooooo! yes, man. i swear out of the heck you. yes. to tokyo with you. yay! she's got 15. mm hmm. hear me out though? what if i just roll six threes and win? board games gotta be the only time you hear white people say they don't want to go to tokyo. am i right guys? thank you. oh, true. what if i roll no threes?
1:10:50 i guess i just gotta freaking live. you better hope you don't smack. did my card let me heal? how come i couldn't heal? no wait, that's not the one that breaks. stop smacking. i thought on my turn i could spend why?! every turn! who's going to tokyo? who's going to tokyo? i was getting forced to go to tokyo, man.
1:11:19 but when apollo goes to tokyo, we have to kill him though. oh yeah okay okay. because he's gotta win. he's gotta win. oh this is what i can do. you want to heal yourself in exchange for i'm thinking i think yes. i like the style on the cards. crispy ass png on that like up down switch.
1:11:55 we can do it team we can do it i can kill myself and get four stars actually if i had if i had rolled one extra heart one yeah, yeah well, okay. do you remember what i printed out those mice and monsters characters? oh, yeah, and colored them in and cut them out. yeah, i
1:12:23 the game's looking... is that what this looks like? the models for the characters in the game are looking an awful lot like, wait you fucking did it. why did you do this? clearly you was... i didn't evade the enemy, me. dude, he wasn't adequately prepared. i couldn't evade myself. why, why did you kill yourself?
1:12:47 you've got no one to hit. you have no one to hit now. man. oh shit. i just took the points away from all of you guys so you couldn't buy that card. that's messed up. that's such a joker move. i said, well, i was going to die anyway. you never know. you never know. oh, so now what? am i just hitting air and then going to tokyo? i think so. i kind of forced you into tokyo by killing myself. maybe you can hit apollo's dead body.
1:13:19 just to feel something. blue princess. yeah. oh, there you go. okay, okay. i'll take the point. oh, shit, what the hell? what is that? what is that? well, they censored him with the bubbles. that's mew three, bro. whoa, oh, i don't like his face. oh, he's got a steam down the middle. wait, how can you secretly look at it if we're all playing the same game? you never know.
1:13:51 is it gonna be like everyone close their eyes? i think i will be purchasing this round. please, please, bye. no. oh man, this is terrible. oh man. will i ask everyone to close their eyes? no screen peaking, dude. please give me a three. oh, he should play. come on. thank god, thank god. i know what you're doing. i'm a little scared.
1:14:29 little scared. okay, you just need five points. i know you can go for threes and try to win. yeah, you could do high risk blaze man. oh this sucks. i don't want one point should have kept the threes. i did that. i would have still gotten nothing i get two right? yeah, you guys got a killer before next turn or she wins. oh
1:15:11 i am dying. like, chad's right. what does it mean that you secretly reveal the card? okay. okay. you know what? i'm gonna do it. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. it might kill me, but i'm gonna do it. okay. close your eyes. okay. okay. okay. i'm not looking. close your eyes. it happens at the start of your turn anyway. yeah. at the start of the turn. oh, okay. okay. okay. okay. so we have to time closing our eyes then. yeah. ryan, how are you liking the game? i know what i missed too.
1:15:46 i actually like king of tokyo, but this is crazy. but i will like any board game where the tutorial is like you roll the dice and just keep the ones you like. oh, lee, she is going to kill us. oh, yeah. oh, yeah. it's that regeneration, man. you can't kill her. yes. spirit bomb again. i just got a look at the end. whoa.
1:16:27 oh, he can roll a straight. that's amazing. that is amazing. why not? why is mecha dragon like out of frame? cause he's fire breathing dude. okay. okay. oof. gotta get points man.
1:17:06 or either point or attack to get giga out of there so she doesn't kill us. so i can get put in there so you can kill me? i will not attack you, i promise. i'll just pop out and regen, dude. no, you're gonna stay in there and one shot them on the next turn if they don't heal. you have to attack her! synvik, you're gonna get killed either way! well, no.
1:17:31 think i'm gonna come down to the next face penguin. it's just this weekend reveal might be like okay, okay can just win with three threes and it's over or four twos oh
1:18:03 that's too dang turns. i haven't gotten any points. i could have won. you gotta stay. this is too close. i don't do well under pressure. we'll see. wait, do we have to close our eyes now? 4 2 wins.
1:18:38 you gotta go for it. you're right statistically. that's true. repeating of course. repeating of course. nevermind. oh should have gone for the two. send it. oh no. nothing.
1:19:04 the worst of all. oh man. you got the energy. what can i see? nothing happened. i'm not seeing anything. although, wait what? i'm not seeing anything. what the hell? i don't know how the card worked. oh, it's gonna heal. i don't get to see anything? oh my god.
1:19:35 you didn't want the other heart? i'm trying to smack, you know? oh, i guess it's rhea. no, you shouldn't smack. don't smack. she's really good at yahtzee, guys. what in the world is that? that's right. you don't have any cards to show for it, though. i couldn't believe my card didn't do anything.
1:20:02 yeah and gigasaur is still dominating tokyo city. i see three. yeah gigasaur now. oh god it could be over. don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me. just go for two twos. go for two twos. go for two twos. try to go for the four twos. five ones. learn from my mistakes. five one. oh my god you won! it's joe over.
1:20:24 it's over. just rolling it for fun. oh my god. let's go. double triple. let's go. bro thinks he's wimby. simvicta won. 100 points, 100 rebounds.
1:20:40 that was a really close one. the megalop is once again under the control of gigadore. honestly, we don't know why the other monsters even tried to dethrone her. we should be talking about the queen of tokyo. i'm the king of tokyo though! it says right there. actually, it's the queen now? i guess so.
1:21:01 renamed the whole game. but ryan was right. man. yep. you are female godzilla. godzilla is a woman. you're with godzilla is a woman. and my controller turned cold. how long were you dead for? like 26 minutes or something. who's who now? i'm alien.
1:21:34 so same. okay, ryan, you're gonna survive this one. i think i'd like to go third. going third seems nice man. yeah. shit gigas or you're going first man. okay. i'll go last if you don't mind. you don't go last. i'll just get more you get more not playing the game right now sit on the sidelines and just see how how this shakes out. oh, god. give me the threes.
1:22:10 yeah, yeah, yeah. holy cow! what the heck? i'll take it. seems like it's cracked. i'm kind of good at yahtzee. i'm not giga levels, but i'm giga levels. you gotta believe in the dice, man. yeah. you guys think the conbini's are still open during all this? i'm thinking probably, honestly. they're like the last bastion. people still gotta eat. you know what? since i never have points, i just want to feel something.
1:22:50 oh, you could smack too. yeah. no, you don't want to smack. yeah. oh, yeah. just a little. it's a little love tap. it's what you get for being in tokyo. i had no choice. stay out of tokyo, dude. anyone else think the freeze ray sound sounds exactly like the start of synchronicity 2 by the police? boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. you know what i'm talking about?
1:23:22 no, this guy makes references that only he gets. another suburban family morning. you brain flooded giga. synchronicity 2? synchronicity 2, yeah. the second one. oh. ain't no one ever really talk about synchronicity law enough. true. i don't even know about it. it does sound like it. yeah. wait a minute.
1:23:59 oh brother. it sounds like something's crawling from the slime at the bottom of a dark scottish lake. what the hell? big smack. i don't want to go there though. you're going to tokyo. you have a choice here. join me. mods, send her to tokyo. it's like i hit you and then join you. that's kind of messed up.
1:24:26 that is that's literally the first time in history anyone in the discord calls ever looked up a reference like everyone else just goes no everyone else goes yeah, okay ryan. well, you know i wanted to hear it because it's such a specific sound get in there. there's uh oh, you don't have to leave the chair is still open
1:24:51 nope, nope. it's not gonna lie, it's cuz i didn't know there was a synchronicity to and i wanted to see if that was even real cuz i was like, no way they made two of them. damn, they made a sequel to my favorite song? you guys see the helicopter crash into a yep. mecha dragon there? yeah, it's keep crashing into it. cover the threes. yeah. these are some crazy turns. best damn roll of the day.
1:25:23 oh, i want that but i don't have enough energy. it's not like a bizarro care bear finally
1:25:55 lesson learned y'all. almost resolved my turn. oh, shane! that's a resolve. what? yay! i don't want to be in tokyo. oh, you can buy the care bear. wrong. you can buy a ship. no, you can't. oh no, it's two. never mind. too low voltage for that. too low voltage.
1:26:34 oh my gosh! okay? they're weighted. yeah. oh my god, i literally saw three. i saw three. i should have been at three. nosey ass choppers, man. hell yeah. they're not even doing anything. they're just circling, man. i know. i'm just chilling. i can't wait to title this bod like, the gamers try their hand at king of tokyo, the board game for steve. just sitting out of the city like a queen.
1:27:13 you know? whoa, you hit like a dead zone there. okay. had an ess angle? yeah, it sent the flash back straight back at her. not a bad turn. i feel like people who have not played king of tokyo, the board game mode, would think the board game itself is like black and white comic style. but it's not.
1:27:47 i've honestly never even heard of this game before. it's really popular! really? oh, really? oh, it's like a flea tokyo? yeah. it's old, right? it's been around for a while. it's been a while, but it's still like really like it's probably like top 15, i would say. oh, yeah, it is. oh, it's not me, right? okay. okay, hear me out. we each roll five claws and kill them all in one turn. oh, shit. okay, let me try. never mind.
1:28:21 don't give up on me. don't believe in me believe in me you you tricked her into dumping all that energy three energy on the first turn never listen to apollo who it away to be fair. i said never mind when i saw the energy. oh, dude yeah, since i attacked, you know in honor. hey, i'll honor the deal. i'll try to hit as many claws as possible thank you. thank you
1:29:03 you don't have to do that. you definitely should do that. you don't have to do that. what if you actually roll five though? is low key pissing me off at the dice and getting bottlenecked at the narrow point. it's like pissing me off. you had one job. why do all the dice keep bunching up at the choke point and not rolling? why did the dev even make the choke point? i don't understand. it makes no sense.
1:29:36 what's this one do again? oh, yeah, i want that one. i guess that's really good that's kind of like the healing one that i had. yeah, i take i take dracula ass monster dude that killed the uh, alienoid y'all
1:29:57 he's energy maxing. honestly, i like the idea of the king of tokyo's attacking so that they have no option but to heal and we're forcing them to do nothing but heal. what? dude! she just spun on it. it was like a 900, man. i love this board game. didn't know they made a video game version. i don't know if they know they made a video game version. yeah. like, did they do it or did they just hand it to somebody and be like, i'll go crazy?
1:30:28 yeah, i mean, all of these basically just kill you which is cool. yeah, you can kill you can kill you get right now. damn, damn. it's a good ev good ev for you to go down to zero you might have it goes on the same turn to look at that half price to play me.
1:31:00 i want to start smacking them but but you gotta heal can friends play remote off one copy not only can they play remote off of one copy they could play remote off of five copies that's true oh we're going for the doubling those dice were not done man the dice are not done rolling i know i know it's maddening it's absolutely maddening
1:31:29 did we all buy the game? i think i bought the game, yeah. you guys get refunded. yeah. they bunched up pretty good there.
1:31:45 you gotta heal though, we're gonna kill you. hear me out, hear me out. i know you're sorry, you are going to die. i know your play, man. you will design the game like you don't have to. it's not like it's you have to have them roll the dice in this weird shape like you're just doing it in this big crater or something instead. we're staying, we're staying, we're kings of tokyo. oh, shit. oh my god.
1:32:16 ooh, what's this do? wow. ankylosaurus. wish. you guys are cooked. we've got a king of tokyo alliance going on. god. damn. maybe this is meant for some like tabletop politics. you could keep those ones but that's only one point. that's only one baby. that's okay. i'll bring it home. the idea was there.
1:32:54 i'm gonna roll a yahtzee and knock out. you just need to roll more than two. uh oh, giga's in trouble. i've been killed too many times in this game to not kill someone else. i'm gonna hex your dice right now. no way. giga's doing voodoo stuff now? yeah. i'm lighting candles, man. i'm at two health. sing us a seance. i'm sorry, argus. john wicken. imagine that. john wicken. john wicken.
1:33:25 it's just same with a bigger head. with your wild, wild jon. jon. yay! i don't know what did i roll. what was that? that was definitely a claw. that's why that wasn't it. that is ridiculous. the dice are literally on top of each other. did you mess with them? yes! yes! yes! my fucking god! why did it roll like that? it was safe.
1:33:52 you guys are really gonna be yossing me, man! gigas curse! it was gigas curse! oh my god! the curse of gig strikes again, man. i saw the two claws! i rolled like five claws and ended up with one claw, man! what are you talking about? i live again, i live again. what the fuck?
1:34:24 guys, i'll sacrifice myself. we just have to hit them. just hit them. no! you're going to no, i'm staying. i'm staying. pew! pew! i'm gonna...
1:34:53 i'm staying i'm staying i'm committed i'm probably have to heal they have to be having second thoughts no but she's gonna sacrifice that's bait that's bait that's bait that's bait do you say i don't think that's bait that's bait i took control of tokyo city
1:35:15 i think ryan should be in this position. he has never been in this position. kate, you should have stayed. you ever think about the fact that there's probably like a lot of people watching this that are on one hp? they just don't know it. damn. how would you not know it? what is that supposed to mean? like they have a blood clot and it's about to pass through the aorta or something? brother, if you didn't have a health bar, you would have to guess. you'd probably be like, i'm blinking. sorry. i'm sorry.
1:35:45 it's like that movie where they got the timestamp counting down. they could see when they die. you would probably be like, i'm one tapped, but you wouldn't know you're on fucking one. you're walking around like new york city. you see a random guy crossing the road. he's blinking red. and you're like, what's happening with him? can't believe he's out and about with that kind of situation, man. what the hell? the sim victor's cracked, bro. he walks by you hear beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. dude, my health is trembling.
1:36:15 if you held down left alt, there'd be a fucking glowing outline around his ass. oh my god, symmet is actually gonna win. bro is actually six points away? good lord. he's just six points away. but then if he buys that... if we had stayed in tokyo, we could have killed his ass. i don't know about that. does giga get a heal? but if symmet defarms the energy and gets that card, does it give plus three? no. or four? we'll see you in tokyo. oh shit. oh, i'm so boned.
1:36:47 it's over. i think it gives them four victory points, right? so sinvicta is basically 18. bro just needs to roll two. let's get them. let's kill the people in tokyo while we have the chance. i'm aggro right now. i'm gained aggro. it's perfect. it's perfect. this is it. yeah, we gotta flee tokyo. okay, maybe we shouldn't have told you we're gonna kill a lot of you. same plan, but this time kate's in tokyo.
1:37:19 i'm literally losing bro. it's just me dude. i got the lowest number. it wasn't done rolling yet. go for the yahtzee. go for the yahtzee. no snacks. no snacks. oh that was on a three. i saw three! that should have been a three. am i going crazy or did it pull the face that was on the side? yeah.
1:37:51 the rolling dice part does not matter. that's so rigged. where the hell am i in tokyo? i need some damn rolls here, man. i need something crazy. oh, duffala didn't make it through the damn lock on that one. use your hex key. i'm trying, i'm trying. like the candles. it's kind of working low key. it's kind of working. like the candles. yes! i got what i wanted out of it. never punished.
1:38:26 oh damn. oh, he's a bear cares dude. i need you guys to live so you guys in tokyo can kill you have to buy that car polo or civic that will win. what does this do? i'm still six away. i have no energy. he can't
1:38:54 no but then there is a there are two cards that yeah but he doesn't have any energy how can i yeah how can i have any energy oh five energies oh okay live i can't plan for that outcome look i'm keeping you guys alive so you kill him okay let me tell you when it comes back around to my turn you do not want to be in tokyo
1:39:22 ryan, you'll have to buy all those cards. one star memory, six energy? what? yeah, i'll probably have six energy a lot, man. or you can reroll! ryan, you can reroll the shop to get rid of those cards. yeah, but then i wouldn't have any energy. yeah, but that would screw sinvicta. kate, i don't know why you're thinking i'm going for the cards. i can't afford it. i can't do both. i can't get points and get those cards. what the hell? oh.
1:39:54 that was a crazy run. that's a ko shot. you're not gonna kill her? i'm not going to tokyo.
1:40:03 there's no reason dude. i'm just i'm just so penguin you know you're going to tokyo i'm afraid no the rolls are worse when they get stuck too. there's just something this is so insane the people in tokyo right now have all the responsibility of trying to kill people for three turns
1:40:32 you gotta kill him. you gotta kill him. i'm gonna do my best. rolled by paul. oh, don't kill me. what are you? oh, i got that stack, man. you gotta reroll. you gotta need your... okay, okay, okay. no, no, no, no, no, no. one more smack and we're looking good. one more smack and we're looking good. heart of the dice? that's not good. that's not good. that's not good. take two, pass it to you. i'll try three. it's on you, kade. surely. surely will work. dude, i believe in you. surely.
1:41:05 honestly if kate rolls like five five swipes we all fucking die shit okay, she wins while giga lives i guess but hear me out. mm hmm. i'm not gonna win anyway no, you're gonna do what i did. so what if i do it new cuz fuck that doesn't yeah, that only yeah, i only had you yeah, this is a big role. that's a bad start. it wasn't done it was done
1:41:38 you need to. oh, oh, please. prang, prank. yes! okay, kate, hear me out. you could reroll the store. maybe something in the store will be like, deal damage. maybe? give me the win streak. give me the win streak. yeah, but like you reroll for me so i can buy it and kill him. because we lose anyway, right? the reigning queen of tokyo. i'll reroll. i'll reroll for you.
1:42:08 what is this collusion man? we don't want you to win. i don't think those do anything. look at the card on the left. look at his chain though. that's just plus two. that is a cool chain, i like that. the arc goes crazy. this is a trainer. okay, okay, okay. if it's the moab i might have a chance.
1:42:29 oh my god! wait but then kate just wins! i can get a heal! but my ass fucking dies for sure! yeah we all die! i did what i can! i literally did everything! you'd rather kill everyone instead of letting me win. give him no energy so that i can buy it and i can get hearts and energy! wait right, if i let ryan do it, he still has to do it and i can live! maybe? definitely! surely. 100% he still has to do it!
1:43:00 what if i don't roll energy? well, i guess you don't roll some energy. oh shit, i rolled some energy. anyway, how much was the thing for free? yeah, it was four i still need a hell of a roll man. yeah. no, i believe in you. i believe in you nah, just don't give me energy. i just want to read this one wow that seems pretty good. i should have just gotten energy man. what was i thinking that one's better than the other one? my bad my bad y'all would have tortured our ass
1:43:35 alright, no energy, just bottleneck it. i need energy. energy. that's no energy. that's no energy. energy, you need energy. giga, keep him cursed. oh my god. one energy. one energy. no, no, you need the energy, my guy. two energy. we need to see two energy. please, please, please, please.
1:43:55 yes! oh my god. oh man. well it's technically not gg. i could roll no points. you could, you could. you could, but all you need is like a little bit of energy to actually... oh that was your other card? yeah, my interest. i don't even know what's going on there. what was that? okay, okay.
1:44:22 don't say anything. i'm staying so silent right now. i think not saying anything is saying something. that's not enough. show me two twos. show me two twos. oh, he's gonna not play the double odds. let's go for one three. let's go. let's go. the reigning queen. the reigning queen.
1:44:56 the secret sauce is that you could have attacked once and gone to tokyo potentially. if one of us messed up too. but why do that when i could just win? well i think if you rolled two you could have just taken it for sure. or the queen of tokyo. that's true though, i could have just attacked you and then gone, that's right.
1:45:19 the gigasola climbs the mount fuji and takes control of the tokyo city. what a game, dave mame. honestly, civic that deserves a win for him to win there and then for all of us to fail is crazy. you guys are all going after me. three donkeys llc. that's insane. it really is crazy. it must came out in 2016. the game, king of tokyo.
1:45:48 10 years ago. yeah, i honestly i don't know why like this is such a popular board game and they made it into this and then with this art is kind of i don't know questionable. it came out in 2011. damn. well i liked it thank you for the invite. i thought it was cool. the game is like the game the mechanics of the game are fun for sure. yeah yeah for sure for sure.