Hoist the main sails or whatever they say (Whatsub)

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0:00 we started doing it pretty good now, feels like there's like multiple banjos on it. i think you'll find this is actually a ballet leica. like so. this game... i'm curious if this game has proximity voice or not. well yeah, that's true because it does say mic settings but then we're hearing each other in discord. we can be in discord, what stops us? oh, that's true.
0:32 my mug is empty, ryan. i don't think it works, guys. i just started asking if anyone could hear me and no one could hear me. did you say it in mandarin? because we only allow... i can't do it in mandarin. i don't know it. no, i would lock it. we only response in the questions that is spoken in mandarin. i'm sorry. i don't know a single word in mandarin. do you know how to say taco in mandarin? is it just taco? because there's not like a word for that in mandarin. that's pretty close.
1:03 and yet still so far away. yeah, i'm good. geez. you guys will love this one. mcdonald's. mcdonald's in mandarin. oh, great place to get a. are you gonna say whoa, kika? or are you gonna say whoa? wow.
1:34 how do we interact with something? um, i have no idea. i'm gonna be honest. you're all running around doing what i did earlier while you were trying to get in, which is realize that this whole world... i don't know how to interact with it. you put away your tools. i don't want to do that. i'm gonna be cute. oh, yeah, you can get eyelashes, dude. wow. it's a damn toilet. no water to pump. i am adorable.
2:12 oh, you got the braids. yeah. i like that. oh my god. i got bald. yeah, i got bald. that's okay. are you bald? ira? i'm bald. no, i'm not bald. don't say it with that disdain. what do i do? what's wrong with being bald, man?
2:35 it's just the way that it's interpreted by like anyone when they're like, oh are you bald like it doesn't ever feel so innocent. that doesn't feel good. i receive it the way that i receive it if chat's asking. well, we can get in the sub. that much is clear. we can get in the sub. have you seen the stingray? i haven't seen anything anything at all. he got tiny legs.
3:09 oh, yeah. oh my god. wait, how does he stand like that? he got tiny legs. i think we gotta go ahoy, mate, and then go find some treasures. somebody pull the anchor up. i have no idea how to actually make this thing go. anyone here ever listen to sloop john b? all right, move forward, everybody. the main sail set. wait. did i just change it for everything? yeah, you changed the ship.
3:42 just made it much more spacious like well. no. yeah, i'm also in a wall not really no visit unstuck button in the escape menu open the escape menu
4:05 i'm gonna see if i could just get the boat out of the dock and then everyone will speak. oh, wait. someone was moving in my field of view. i wondering through what is now a haunted vest. can you see us at all? fucking no. it's actually kind of unsettling. oh, no. i'm just gonna close that. i'm guessing you're all down there. i saw you at the last second. yeah. okay. open. pray.
4:39 this is an unsettlingly long one. i just got a note if the kate is playing whatsapp. at least my profile picture is not a naked lady's butt. thanks for that. and the friend goes, it's a picture of kat! it's a picture of kat! anyone else still have a loading screen? a lot of shaders in this one.
5:06 no, i'm loaded. i'm loaded. wait, are you? i am, i am. okay. okay. i'm crying. anyone else? i just got a new invite to play what's up. loading, loading.
5:21 i'll try to accept your invite. maybe, yeah, that knocked me out of the first loading screen. it does also say we're trying to connect you to the game. equals exclamation point, null pointer exception. so that's cool. i'm so bad. i'm in the game. so yeah, i'm going to escape that. yeah. i'm also in no pointer.
5:43 exclamation mark sometimes is like a negative. so it's like they were like, don't join the no pointer exception. so that's okay. so i'm not going to change our sub again when there are people inside. smart. how do we actually play this game? we can't. well, i'll tell you one thing. we can't pilot well docked, which would seem to imply that if we could become undocked,
6:12 well, i mean that's gotta be step one. we got a toilet downstairs, hold on. so we've got... if you talk to this lady, she does the upgrade. oh, you can't swim? yeah, but don't change the ship or we're all screwed. i know, i know. that's why i'm not talking to her. the other ship was lovely though, i'll be honest. you guys couldn't have seen it because you were all jammed into the fucking plating, but... i feel like the only way you can talk to her is late. erm.
6:48 someone should have fucking done the tutorial guys, i don't know what to say. i mean that's definitely true. if i talk to her then it automatically goes into upgrades? no, no, it's just a menu that you can back out of without killing everyone. i'm gonna read the tool tips in the side. i'm gonna start
7:12 hang on. you know, i was doing that and i'm not really gathering much. i think i'm onto something. i think i'm on. there's a door. no, i crank. can we get there? oh, there's nothing down here for sure. yeah. yeah. except a mission at skull. that could be big. where's skull? do you fucking mind?
7:45 everyone keeps on slamming into me full speed in this place. just the little animation is so good. giant skull. not it. oh, if everybody gets inside of the sub, we can close the door.
8:05 oh, that makes sense. oh. i see, i see. god, this is going to be a really short first round, guys. it's, we're going to be back here quick. wow. oh, ok. ok. we're in. all right, all right. let's get on the steering wheel now. oh, oh, oh. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. it's got to enlist a little bit to the left and the right. guys, no. oh my god. i need the tutorial for this, guys. just keep it. hold on, fix the ship. fix the ship.
8:33 i'm drunk guys. i'm drunk. the part you're doing great. i'm dying. i'm dying. we're taking on water y'all. i'm fixing it. i'm fixing it already. no, no, no. i undrowned her. i undrowned her. anyone got a bucket? oh, we're good. am i driving? am i driving? you get to the water pump.
8:53 oh, that's want to drive. i kind of see me along with my driving my driving you you got the whole pool i got the harpoon i got the whole food oh, you handed her the other controller that just wasn't even plugged in and we're like you're doing great oh shit. i'm really us in the wheel. it's a little sensitive the lefts and the rights. oh
9:22 look at this. wade's moving is crazy. so i was driving the whole time. all right, i'll tell you what i'm going to do. oh, my god. wade, it feels like i'm playing kentucky route zero. this is awesome. absolutely. absolutely. there's nothing else for me to do on this ship, so i'm going to be here doing this and add a little bit of extra something every once in a while. yes!
9:51 yes, we did it. yes, man. we're out of the starting area. shallows. oh, okay. 250 meters below. all right. i will reel us in. i think we're going backwards. yeah, we're going backwards.
10:09 we need to get some treasure. does anyone want to get on the periscope? i got it. i got it. i got the periscope. holy day. the periscope is right there. oh, my god. guys, i am getting. i'm scouting. okay, we got to go a little to the right. a little to the right. you'll see a spire. having an intrusive thoughts moment here. i think i can open the docking bay while we're in the middle of open water. i'm not going to do it, but i would like to know if i can. can you guys remove the item?
10:39 what item? keep turning left, keep turning left. alright, and forward. forward right here. there's a... there's a... something, and i think it might be a buoy.
10:55 yeah, we got a full steam ahead of that. i know but i only have 26 seconds. we're going forward and backwards. is it possible that the harpoon is stuck to something behind us that's backwards? no, no, no, there's nothing. there's nothing. my harpoon is nothing. doesn't look like it. it's not attached to anything. it looks connected and good here. it doesn't look like... yeah, no, it's not attached to anything.
11:13 we're gonna run out of fuel in ten seconds and then we'll figure out wait, i got wait wait wait wait i know what i there's a crank back here for emergencies if we're out of fuel are we officially out of fuel out of fuel? you can hand crank it and now i'm getting stuck back i'm cranking it there's a current. there's a crank back here. i don't know if this is working whoa, it's what it says. oh
11:40 did you get the stuff? how do you open the stuff? i don't know. i don't know. my god. no guys we are wedged into the rocks. so what went wrong? apparently we spawned in a water currents. so we basically couldn't move.
12:02 have other thoughts as well on top of that okay? we were apparently we're out of fuel okay, that's no one's fault, but we're also there was never fuel on the vessel. yeah, probably suppose an emergency crank we're missing the entirety of the fuel system. i don't think they've attacked fuel on the ship oh oh
12:26 i don't know if we were supposed to. yeah. wait, i think the tutorial did make it a lot. because the only thing down here is a toilet. i think. i got a booty. we can make our own fuel. okay, it looks like we don't get to open the treasure. i know what we gotta do. we gotta get out there and find fuel. i'm pretty sure i can open this if i hold the button. oh, yeah. nope. you can't. no. we're trapped. oh, look at this. this is a fucking tomb.
12:57 what? it's got some... oh, god. it's got some light bulbs on it. look at all the loot that i got. i think i can get us forward if i wave the sub like a fish. okay. okay. i'm gonna start working on that while you guys figure out how to tear up the boards from the flooring, i guess. i'm gonna crank it. sub like a fish? we are moving forward a little bit. okay. what can we do with the booty, though?
13:28 i'm on the crank, maybe hit up the periscope and see if we're moving. don't check! we don't need to check. what do we do with the booty? we bring it back to the base and then exchange it for, i guess, some fuel. you mean it's not working? it's not. it was a... i'm turning this crank for my life in the back here. you mean it's not working? yeah, i mean, i think to go home we gotta get 1100 meters away.
13:56 that crank doesn't do anything. that crank is bullshit. it doesn't do anything. we've not gotten one unit of fuel from that piece of trash. we're dead. we're fucking dead. wait, i have a great idea, guys. i can pull the ship with this. can you? okay, hold on. i'm going to stay on the crank because i believe in the crank. they're not really getting any purchase on the... try hitting a fish or something. maybe they'll pull us along.
14:27 yeah, we'll pull ourselves on the fish. we're dead. what do we do? it's not reeling us in. we're out of oxygen soon, which is a plus. oh wait, no, hold on. i'm reeling us in, guys. i was pressing the wrong button.
14:43 wait, wait, wait. wait. my god. can you see the waypoint that's on the map right now? yes, yes, i can. yes, i can. we got a really don't worry. don't worry. just just make sure we don't hit the thing. yeah, the fuel is going up now. that's what i'm saying. why is it working now? i don't know. i don't know. just do the wheel to the wheel. oh, oh, oh.
15:13 oh, okay. the crank is done. it's out of fire. it works for a little bit. we got to stay on it. guys, i'm getting the fuel. i'm getting the fuel. okay. okay. grabbing the treasure. i'm grabbing it. oh, my god. who needs it? oh, my god.
15:44 exactly. okay. it's beautiful. dude, you should never do this part because you're gonna throw up, bro. it's a motion sickness nightmare here.
16:01 i'm getting really distracted by this gigantic craft single we have smeared on the wall. i don't know what this is. that's not the craft single, that's the reinforcement that i got. it looks delicious. i think i got hit by something. i think i got hit by something. flowfish straight ahead. i'm going inside of the bigger ship. dodge it, dodge it. we made contact.
16:32 dude, the blowfish died. we're good. we're taking on some water. it's all water. we need to bump it. i'm pumping it. i'm pumping it. oh, my god. we could probably dock here. oh, god. how do you open the game? duck the boat. you need to talk.
17:02 chalk the boat! how do we open the gate? maybe we gotta pull up to this thing. pull the butter and spill. i fixed it, i fixed it. maybe we gotta pull up to this. to the boat, to the boat, to the boat. oh, we did it! no, no, no, we didn't. we kinda did it. okay, the pump's working, the pump's working. wait. it doesn't feel like it's working. we got it? it is, it is. we're in, we're in. oh my god, oh my god. oh, we're good. hey, you did great there, buddy. thank you, thank you. i feel like i did something great.
17:33 oh, my god. you can surface and return to the hideout to trade our treasure in for fuel so we can do it again. oh, yes. oh, yes. yeah. we should return. we need that. it's bad. did you get all the treasure boxes that i filled in? no, they're all in there still. do we have to take them out? or do we do that? i don't know. i'm not going to lie. i was kind of overstimulated down there. i think you have to get the hammer. who has the hammer? well, i didn't really retain.
18:03 we all have a hammer. you have so much treasure. get the craft single on the wall. yeah, yeah, i'm doing it, i'm doing it. yeah. oh, we should have put these downstairs first. okay, so i think what, we leave the treasure. i don't even think you drew any of this. we can leave now, we can leave now. i don't think you can put it in here. oh, maybe you can give your ship a little bit. i can leave the treasure inside and then we tell the guy. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ah, i see, i see.
18:32 forward this ship is the word like we're not gonna have space for much more stuff guys cuz you have to stumble why do you want don't you want to don't you want to go back to the hideout trade in our treasure for stuff? they can make it our sub better. i go through the gate 100 meters forward, i'll be really honest i
18:56 okay, now we're moving. we're moving. we're moving. okay, we're moving. no sweat. no sweat. no sweat. watch your feet. don't even need to burn any fuel because we're in the current. it's the current? yeah. oh, let's go. you're huge. new tech. okay, now we go in, get our booties and sell them. guys, i think this might be where we buy the fuel.
19:24 i believe. but do we need to? because we kind of figured out a new tech that saves us a lot of money. guys, i made so much money. 482 bolts. oh, and the other door. right here. okay, we're like really running into each other. i fell into the one. right here, this guy. huge. he just kind of eats it. or did i do it wrong? i think you did it wrong.
19:53 press the sell button. listen, i stick to the bottom of the fucking sub and i work with the bottom. okay. i don't worry about it. instead of putting it in front of his face. we're actually rich. yeah. okay. where can we buy the fuel? do not buy cosmetic. do not buy cosmetic. but what?
20:23 but i need a new hat, man. oh, the fuel is really cheap. we also burned through it like crazy. jesus christ! choo! kate? kate? actually, this is kind of good. you should keep going. i think this is really fun. i think that's too much. tall gut collision, too. it's only 10. it only comes then. oh, this is kind of awesome. wait, we could stack it in the back. it's like we could make a big old ball pit out of this. yeah.
20:53 uh, i need bolts too. holy cow. yeah, i'll get some of those. oh, god. there's so many. there's so many bolts. we're probably going to want some of these. do we know how they do? don't add more fuel. it's at maximum. oh, yeah. don't worry. i'm just putting it in the sub. we're at maximum already. we're going to need scrap. does anyone think we're going to need scrap? oh, you can hold the bolts? i'll get some anyways. you can hold a bolt inside of your pocket.
21:22 you just pick up. oh no, no, no. i think that last one was a mistake. hey, hey, we're gonna have a lot of craft singles in the basement is all i'm saying. guys, you just need to pick up the bolts. after you buy it. excuse me. you can pick up up to four. wait, she's right. yeah, we should just put all the reinforcements up right away. looks like. i'm doing it. i'm doing it.
21:50 they love to not apply. oh, that's what a shithole. what an absolute shithole. jesus. she's a beauty. she's a beauty. it's foul. this place. getting bumped every time i walk anywhere is so annoying. i kinda hate it. dude, who's putting the thing wrong?
22:19 why, what are you doing? it's really hard. oh jesus. i'm gonna do my best to pack this wood in here. it's like, oh god. it's a lot. ah, okay. crop's single. yeah, see now you're seeing the vision. i am seeing the vision. are there more, oh god.
22:51 oh, there's more. that means we were also working with an unsecured craft single earlier. it was happening. uh oh. was it even secured? that was just loose cheese. yeah, but we got so much loot now. i feel like we got way more than we should have. i mean, none of mine even got spent, which is crazy. i guess everybody gets their own. i only spent like half of mine. well, how much do you have? like 2,000 each. oh, i have 1,900.
23:22 i got 1905, 1895. yeah, same. i got 1905 as well at the top. i don't know. maybe the top one is for... oh, excuse me. i'm so sorry. excuse me. i might go up and see if the cosmetics are... oh, wait, i know what it is. this weird fucking lizard out front sells us sub upgrades that are different than everything else. someone that isn't me. excuse me. someone that isn't me because the last time i was near that guy, it was when i swapped the subs and
23:51 i would reckon it's the screws. oh, we can pressure resistance oxygen capacity that other sub had walking space could you guys imagine oh my god this fucking corner is horrible. oh
24:19 okay, i'm gonna buy some upgrades, but i'm not gonna change the sub. i'm just like... wait, everyone outside of the ship. everyone outside of the ship. oh, no, i'll be fine. i'll be fine. i gotta finish up the work. wait. okay. okay. there goes our wood. so really cool feature. i can click to upgrade the hull strength, but i couldn't upgrade the oxygen capacity in the same way. never mind. i found the pixel to click on. i found it. false alarm. oxygen feels pretty important.
24:57 excuse me, that's a good, that's a good wood. you're throwing my wood. wait, fuel capacity? i'm cranking that up? shit kinda looks like italian herbs and cheese to me. that's a good stuff. that is the bread of choice. oh, of course. why are you guys smacking woods? i don't know. it is kinda starting to make me hungry. cause like i'm seeing like against oh, you failed the water? i'm seeing three loaves of bread in this firewood now and i haven't eaten. is it all upgraded now?
25:32 not fully, but as much as i could. let's go. it's looking pretty good. yeah, we have to get out of here. the physics is getting volatile. do we put... you just gotta live a little, okay? do we have cheese on the ground too? oh, okay. okay. yeah, we got it. you gotta pack some cheese. damn, it's looking good in here though. this is going to kill whoever's down here while we're playing. that one hates being in here. can we get like... i'm gonna switch this out for a whole piece that wants to be here.
26:06 is there any holes? is there any more holes? oh, wait, wait. the whole place. yeah, there's one more. i need bolts. it is patched. it is patched. okay. look at that. this is... i think it's frankly too much. is this too much wood? it's too much bread.
26:34 you know, i've had this just before this and even now i'm starting to feel it. you look like a medieval baker, like 100% in front of his oven. that's true, that's true. care for a flow? let's get the hell out of here. let's go. i'm harpooning. it's time, it's time. closing door, closing door. when i harpoon stuff, it comes up here and you have to empty it out. yeah, yeah, yeah. i can only have multiple. all comes up through this, i see. yeah. all right, all right. all right.
27:08 oh, geez guys. they left me behind guys. i was standing on this. i was standing on the firewood. i went right through the sub. okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. you're here in the sub. you're in the sub. no, guys, i'm watching you fly away right now. no way. you're in here. i swear to god. i'm seeing demons. there's something wrong. no, you're here. you're right here. you're right here.
27:35 you guys just get on out of here you scamp. okay, i'll be okay. okay. see? there's probably just a gas leak or something. we're already getting a cap fever. alright, alright. keep an eye on the fuel. yep, it's six seven. yep, absolutely. it's already 67%. no, 67 seconds. we just started.
28:05 oh, 67 seconds. that's not good at all. am i? oh, it's so weird. i'm in the physics of the sub still and can move. can someone open the basement for me? oh, yeah. yeah, i got you. so i can navigate myself in while i'm still at the dock. am i close? yeah. oh, you're in. you're in. i'm in. nice. now someone flush me down the toilet. okay. am i near it? you're like on it.
28:35 okay, hold item to trash. okay. yeah, trash me. yep. there you go. you are closed in you are in the toilet and i hope you can hear this from my i really hope i'm on the sub all right, i'll get us some stuff dead ahead
29:06 yeah, it'll be. dead ahead. right here. you can click on it to put it on the hud, i think, for the driver. wait, really? oh, my moon! oh! guys, i'm getting stuff. you gotta empty up the thing for me. copy that. firewood. oh, we're almost out of this.
29:31 oh, yeah more firewood. hey, that's that's all right over here yeah there's an undertow i'm gonna be a problem apparently not oh my god. i think i killed a fish. that's a do that. oh
30:03 i thought i could reel in the fish. it was just swimming having a good time. it was a big fish. i'm seeing the ghosts of our un like purchased goods outside or something. there's like actually floating firewood out there. and like following us. i'm not fucking with you. there's cheese in the distance. oh my god. it's going, why didn't you grab me? why didn't you put me on the ship?
30:33 holy gold chest. oh, treasure on the left. how do we... i think you have to ping on the periscope. oh... can i real us in? i'll get the next... i'll load up the next ping. i see it. there's also one closer back into the right. want me to do that first? i'm stuck, y'all. i'm stuck. we are stuck on a rock. here, let me help.
31:10 there's nothing below. look at that. how about that? why are all the screws glowing green? i don't know. i actually, that's been stressing me out and i've been trying to, i thought it was just me. where are we going? oh, okay, that way. just in case. just in case we run out of fuel down here. pretty sure we're eating through oxygen faster because of how roaring the fire. oh wait, there's only 42 oxygen?
31:48 yeah, yeah, we're toast. yeah, yeah well, how do we how do we get more oxygen? i guess we go up wait, we just stick this up out of the fucking surface. oh, i've been with me dog. i don't really dog it might be the only time what is that thing? i think we talked into this guy. oh, oh steal their air
32:18 yeah yeah yeah oh that was the plan yeah like a glove i didn't do that the game control is crazy oh we could buy some wood there's a nice we're playing was oxygen
32:41 guys, there's a ghost plant? i think that's just seaweed now that i think about it. i'm gonna buy beans, i think, with my money. yeah, we could buy beans. buy beans. am i the only one seeing the ghost plant? oh, no, i've just seen so much fucked up shit today that that barely shakes me. that's actually, like, not so bad. what do the beans do? i brewed coffee and now my oxygen's at 80%. no, no, no. i bought the oxygen. i put the oxygen. oh.
33:10 oh, was i supposed to use the beans at the coffee machine? because i kind of just took them with me. oh, wait. yes, yes, yes, yes. oh, i can feel my glass. yeah, yeah, do it. it is unsettlingly quiet in this orb. i'm just going to, i just have to say it. it is not a peep from any of the metals in this place. phil mogg. there you go.
33:42 every time i try to get close to it, i like all of you. drink it. i can't. i can do this, though. cheers. cheers. cheers. can we fill up our mugs and cheers for our 12th anniversary? wait, has it actually been 12 years? it has been. yeah. today. today. that's crazy.
34:08 fucking cheers to that cheers cheers cheers to that. we need to go we need to go fully work. i can't okay. okay. i'm here cheers cheers fucking cheers cheers for many more the many more hear that man. i did that just hard enough that i was pretty sure that acting out like
34:32 i got a plastic cup so i'm doing my best out here. i barely, i didn't actually fill my mug all the way either. it says mug is empty even though i clearly see it. two of four, i'm at one of four. i'm one of four. guys, i don't think anyone actually filled their mug with coffee. we need like 10 crates of beans for that. holy crap. that's how they get you.
34:58 it's a whole thing. god. it is not easy. one quarter of a cup at a time. i'm times for people mine. do this though. they actually do this. i still don't know how to drink it. it's the average core coffee break.
35:26 i just have this static mug of like, just some kind of slop. oh, maybe we can only drink when it's full. maybe we can't drink it while we're docked either. maybe it's like a special, like, oh, you have to use it while you're out there. so expensive too. one of four. holy cow. i'll hit some of the beans on the ship. i can bring them out. i'm one away from getting full. i was just kind of seeing if i could save this for later.
35:55 i don't understand why they're so expensive. this is so crazy. it's a high concentration brew that kills you when you drink it. oh my god. i'm full, i'm full. oh, i need one more. i put another, i put my last beans in. can you drink it? thank you. alright, i'm at four of four. you can't drink it though, guys. i'm being honest.
36:20 you can make the sound effects. it's like glued in. it's an incredibly thick syrup. i don't know what you're talking about. i'm drinking it. wow. so good. like when you're with a toddler and you have a tiny plastic cup in your hand. 100%. 100%. seems like we didn't use as much fuel as we thought we would. no, because i got more fuel.
36:48 yeah, we basically never used any of the fuel that we saved. i think pretty much any movement you see back here was just stuff getting pushed to the left or right. i want to put as much in as i can. there's even some down... i don't even know how we got wood down here. there's some down here too. don't fucking close that again. i'm sorry. bye, man. here we go. now that we're moving, can you get coffee? excellent question. fucking no. no.
37:19 they just tricked us into spending $2,000 on like coffee. you can't drink. i'm being told you drink it by pressing r press r. it is news. oh, i'm drinking. i'm drinking. i drink it. oh, i'm fast. i'm fast. oh, it's interesting. you could grab the firewood real fast that you can clip out of the sub. if you run at a specific angle towards the cheese.
37:55 it's really useful because our ship is like so huge right now. oh, i can kind of get out there. oh, we're drifting. captain! captain! we're spinning out. captain! are we okay? oh my god, it's captain crew! prepare for an impact. sometimes you just gotta get above the current.
38:22 there are, i was like, i don't think we can eat. okay, okay, wait, this is good. it's kind of sweet, right? oh, true, true. i got it, i got it. you only got three seconds of fuel left. i don't think i got the trigger box.
38:49 okay, we're back to 50 seconds like i really did genuinely forget that we have firewood when you said that that's what we got another store we're almost out of stuff. thank god. yeah one of these on every corner grabbing grabbing treasure grabbing treasure
39:24 and one of these. all right, to duck. i'm ready. oh, oh, shit. we're like drifting into it. they got opened the door a little early.
39:42 oh gosh, oh gosh, i'm flying. hey guys, there's another coffee machine.
39:57 i'm a little interesting. don't drink the fucking coffee. i bought this. there's free firewood here. i bought this but i have no idea what it is. i bought it too. that was oxygen. that was oxygen. oh, it gave us an air boost. yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, and it like overfills a little bit. was that all of us that got one? or was it just who spent the money? i think there were everyone got the oxygen. yeah, it's at 130 for me. okay. all right, well.
40:28 okay. i marked a portal. i don't know what that's gonna do for us, but everybody on the ship? yeah. oh yeah. here we go. the vessel. oh my god, there is a portal. we have to go through that. who's deeper too? tomato, you wanna try? we're not even halfway through our depth, so we're good. just don't die. reel us into the rock.
40:57 wait, is one of us supposed to be on that? are you telling me to get on that? am i? yeah, yeah, you should try it. you never tried it. oh, you got it. yeah, do a mouse glitch.
41:06 so if i do whatever you yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you want to do. don't pull on. how do i undo? how do i stop doing? i got it. ready for it. okay. so what happened there? because i was i tried to undo what i did. you got to undo it instead of getting off of the chair. there you go. the chair does not do anything. i see that big motherfucker. you evaporate. have guys gone.
41:36 it's been de rezzed. i thought there'd be something that happened. oh, i need some fuel. we have six seconds of fuel remaining. oh, oh, oh, roger that, captain. oh, that is a little downy. adding the fuel, adding the fuel. thank you. descending deeper. oh, that's deep. firing into the fish. nice. you sure did.
42:01 okay, let's have a portal more of a just hole yeah, yeah, i guess portal is a hole why don't you drive for a bit? i'll do some firewood duty. oh god. yes. i don't know if i should be treasure here mainly because my character i think someone just did something unacceptable down there. i think it was a bullfish there's something
42:32 a weird abstract pillars around. i got treasure boxes. copy that. copy that. excellent work, everyone. really good stuff. going towards that thingy. i see. we're in a free fall. i have no control. i'm losing control of the vessel, guys. i was holding shift thinking that it was giving me some kind of input. shift doesn't do anything. it's like a funny button.
43:05 alright, i see some coming up on some treasure. i know this day hold us to hold the ship steady, please it's hard to hold it steady my character is still going through like a caffeine withdrawal or something all right that guy on the wheel, okay? i got a ball i'm bringing us in for what i can only stack was a docking maneuver on that yeah, we do that
43:31 don't really know. is that docking? yep. yep. yep. yep. yep. correcting the door open early. oh my god. oh my god. the water. you got me. i'm fucking dead, guys. i fell out of the whole map. no way. it's over here. now find me. no, i'm gone. i'm gone. i didn't know what was going to happen. i did. did you jump out of the open the seaside door?
44:04 yeah, jumped out while the door thought we were in the pod. i just didn't land on like the pod i landed in open water, but the water's not real good i'm gonna tell you guys something you're not ready to hear that water isn't oh god do it and then when you hit the ground the ground is you realize
44:26 you're not here? listen, all i ever did on the ship was load firewood and crank it. okay? so i'm just gonna need you three to get us back to the dock. where did this become like a survival? i've got a good angle of where you guys are going. trust me. can we even close the thing? that's a good question. yeah, yeah, yeah. i think not everyone is inside. that's fundamentally untrue. i'm in there.
44:57 hang on, let me see if i can hold a button to like walk into this. you got a little unstuck moment. excellent idea. hey, i'm back. okay. you guys gotta try that one of these days. it really does shatter your entire view of this fucked up ocean. well, we don't have to go to the dock then we can get some more treasure.
45:25 you're a tomato. you can do the harpoon. oh, thank you. someone else can drive. it's a lot of fun. it actually unstuck it myself. also did fix the horrible jittering i was getting after coffee. wait, the coffee really? it fucked you up. it actually fucked me up. that's why i killed myself. specifically why i took my own life. must have been tim horton.
45:54 we got some stuff to the south. uh, it looks like firewood. we're probably gonna need that. what's that? what's going on? i couldn't tell you. meets me. i think the back of it's stuck on something. oh, i got something. i got something on the line. i'm gonna need that, uh, unclogged. got another one? got a... a restaurant. do we need... we're good on wood. right, and we're good on wood back there. pretty sad, yeah. but we can always use more. yeah, so fucking true. all right.