OVERLOAD HIM (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 you can pee in four seconds? easily. how big your hole, man? all mammals take 20 seconds to pee but i'm a different kind of beast. this should just fall out? you can't ask that kind of stuff. it's literally called laminar flow. you're achieving laminar flow? comes out like a yellow icicle. he's got a boba straw. wait, did we ask if kory sits down when he pees? we've talked about it, yeah. and did you say no? yes.
0:36 80% of the time. nuts. i teabagged their whole spawn. i teabagged the whole spawn. they didn't see me. that's a huge omen. okay, we flash out a. we flash out long. let's go, my brother. fuck it. i got even more confidence. two flashes. i don't even care if the bomb follows us. we get five kills. oh my god. i gotta grab the bomb. oh, nope. that guy. there are two. one cat, one double door.
1:22 i don't know man. where'd everybody go? there he is. yeah, i know look like a follow and then i have to go back to get it someone drop the bomb yeah, he threw the bomb just at top of mid which is an interesting i'm broke as fuck. it's an interesting idea. yeah, let's do it man. why guy by an ak? oh
1:55 it's all abe, alright. okay, everyone want abe? okay. it's alright. including kate? it's alright. damn, you got a pick! he did, there's a... fuck it, we go anywhere. a deagle on the other side. don't worry, there's a deagle on our side too. behind? insane grenade. tim cain in the membrane. i got an m4 now? i lived.
2:34 let me cover the flank, i'm fucked. i definitely killed my own dude. oh! i thought he was reloading! i'm really sorry, you crossed right in front of me. motherfucker, man. i didn't even get to kill the guy, i got so fucked up. he's so fucking for real with me right now, we win these? i'm moving different. keep the comms up, y'all. you got this. you're the only one. yeah, there's a guy on goose. reload. 30 seconds, we take these. that's the last two, you saw them. he's actually got it? oh my god.
3:33 it's a good try. it's a really good try. my bro. that's crazy that you didn't get to kill that guy. i must have jammed it when like i was like i was bang on. i was bang on ply right to the forehead. the operation follow the randoms at all costs. well everyone was facing at b the lurker. are you kidding me from that random shot? i got hit. i got flash.
4:27 huge kill. he got greedy. 1b? yeah, there's one on a too somewhere. a's clear. oh, maybe you got a. yeah, cait, come to a. there are two! there are two behind! i'll cover long. what the fuck?! oh my god, oh my god. i landed on his fucking head, man. oh, i see, i see. i thought i heard him. long doors, but i might be wrong. pretend i didn't say anything. i hear him. bro just roll left, man. no, i hear him.
5:31 he's at long doors, but he's not gonna try to take the site. oh, nice. where was he, man? suicide. oh, suicide. jeez. hear me out? i got no money. they're gonna molly long doors. i just dropped the smoke and we run through it and then overload the guy. just waited out for like one second here. now we go. i got overwhelmed. we didn't go. we didn't go. we went one at a time. i'm gonna fucking freak out.
6:22 i was not on you in time so i went as fast as i could. this one's cat for sure. crunchy got him. another mid doors. good shooting, kait. so mid doors end site. he could be coming ct. yes. yes. i love that. okay, he's cat. good shooting on course. yeah, last one's cat. before he's right. a little.
7:15 i'll be your random. your random is watching. ct, he sees him. ct. he's been killed ct. so under you, under you, yeah. oh, what the fuck? tough timing. tough timing on that one. i should have just hid. holy cow, i lit three of them up? i'm never calling a plan. i need to follow my own advice. i'm just gonna follow the random wherever they go. but actually, i'm gonna op suicide.
8:00 oh my god, these people are just all running at me. nobody crossed or i spawned late. beautiful smoke. holy cow. triangulated disposition. one's on site, they just smoked a. yellow's walking through doors with the bomb. said without judgment by the way, they might know what they're doing. they've died. bomb dropped.
8:54 double door. one person that be. fucker man. walk the bomb out of the doors. be steppy. he's right there. kid says there's one window. what the fuck? what the fuck? can i say something? come on. our teammate through that by walking the bomb into their spawn. we have nothing to apologize for.
9:40 i gotta save, i'm so broke. we should blowkick them. b rush? i don't know. b rush, let's do it. oh, follow randoms, follow randoms. then when they die we pick up their guns because they bought. good kill. so far so good. one's goose, two on a, one on a. car? is that car? oh, what the fuck? let's go back, this is devastating. one long doors.
10:27 it's 3v3. you have one long, one on a site, so maybe go b. there's only gonna be at least one there, at most one there. let's go through tunnels, good idea. great, great comms, kory, great comms. you might have saved this. go off first, ryan. alright. be warned, i got bombed. watch your hard right. oh my god. window. oh, i tagged him but i didn't get him. one was window. what a shot.
11:13 yeah, you can just live here. oh, what? good try. all things considered, i mean, it could have gone worse probably. op, no armor, easy mode. it literally works. with this spawn, it literally works. you did get a good spawn. i could have got grenade. three crossed. shoulda, woulda, coulda. three crossed the b. yeah. the trigger discipline did not take a single shot. i've been killed. don't even want to get my op on suicide.
11:57 when my smoke missed. yellow popped. yellow got long all by themselves. one was mid doors. yellow went insane that round. that flash basically just earned orange a kill. all right, they're coming cat. it's last one. i'll be yellow for you. you might go ct. ct. yep, ct. yellow is watching double doors. yeah, i think he's probably ran away. save yourself, kate. run to the pit.
12:51 knife out, you can make it. oh, you're chill. you're chill. whoa, bro, chill. chill, bro. yippee! alright, i can't smoke anything. rough day for a guy like me. we follow the randoms. i don't wanna... i exactly need to do. i'm gonna grenade right here. i'm gonna grenade right here. one went b, one went a. i don't know who to follow. and then i flash and we overload them.
13:33 he killed me but then not. holy shit. maybe not, maybe not. i've realized something, i'm no longer gonna be the first man in. i've done my time. time served. i'm fucking free. oh shit! what the fuck was that? nah, fuck it. all entry frag. i don't care. nice, kory! nice! we might wanna go b. watch out on the catwalk! the mp9 gamer, the scouwian gamer. last one here. another one there. one more here.
14:26 insNLy good kill. you got the bomb. yeah. smart play. very little greedy, little greedy. and then turn around and run back. oh, missed his head.
15:02 dude look at this guy, he's got like a freaking helmet and everything! let's pay the win! he literally looks like david morse from minority report. he looks like he has a sick stick. yeah, he does. 61 and 2, damn. that's not fair. how come we don't have we're just wearing like a like socks. i just got a hat, yeah. we're just wearing socks, dude. what if we just don't do anything?
15:32 and then the awper walks out of these doors and i kill them. patience is a play for sure. they might be unmedicated. in which case we have a huge advantage. where did he die? orange is telling me to go guys. you fucking go! i got the bomb bro, you go! oh he's telling me to boost him. yeah. do you want me to flash? what do you want me to... no. he's telling me to leave. he says i should go. i'm scared of mid. i don't want to go mid.
16:17 fuck it. oh, quick beak. last dude had an awp. so you're done going in first? there's one, there's one there. there's one spawn. that's okay because i'm gonna peek cat. i think we're gonna go... i'm gonna follow corey and go b. well then i'm trapped with bomb on top of him. oh, awper in tunnels? lower tons. bro, our orange died doing this crazy gambit on the boost. welcome to hell, bro. 28 seconds. there's one left! he killed me to your right, kate, on top of mid.
17:06 dude, man. i did 95 damage to him. oh my god. it's the pay to win skin. okay, the three of us have to stick together. i think we should do b. last round broke as fuck. is it last round? it's not last round. it's not last round. i bet. sorry, i was playing the music and it got in my head. awi. awi. awi, i'm dead. the flash and the fire killed me. i swear, what?
17:50 they're just on b. they're on b? right, that's where kate died from. yeah, the flash and the fire. killed the awper? i think they threw it from tunnels. i chased down there. cover me, i'm planting. yes, sir. i've been killed. i just gonna uh, spawn? yeah, spawn. i should have played bomb on that one for sure. fuck. good shit, good shit. holy fuck.
18:40 yes, man! teabag it, teabag the bomb. fuck it, same play, but this time we throw he grenades down the tunnel stairs to get revenge for my wife. yeah, there's one dude down the tunnel like every time. he just runs tunnel because i can't afford op to get him suicide. oh, what? fuck. i may have blown up my own dude. i don't know why i threw the grenade after i saw him going.
19:34 i got bombs so i don't really want to go first. we got two. maybe we make a pivot here. yellow got two for one. that's pretty good. right here, on my right. b site's clear actually. oh no he's not. no, inside left b. what the fuck was he doing? brush him. overload mid doors. hz right. he's in ct. overload! at the same time. oh there's one. i got shot from behind. it's my bad. i mean if i'm gonna be calling shit i gotta play with comms. i'm literally just gonna play it like deathmatch. this is so crazy.
20:17 it was a really good shot, i can't be mad about that. i was so close to just right clicking this guy on the throat, i swear to god. who, corey? no, no, orange. party rocker? i wouldn't know. let's overload him. overload him, buzz him, he's got it on, he can't shoot two times. i beg again. what the fuck?
20:52 i'm begging you, man! but you die and then you say overload them. we have to trade on the dude with the awp! otherwise he kills both of us! i'm behind you! at least you can say like go and 3 2 1 or something. no no, i'm talking about orange. i didn't even know you were there. i'm talking about orange. were you long with me? the fuck? yeah, i was. and then you were way ahead and then you said you died by the offer and then you said overload them and i rushed out and i died. the comms were meant for orange.
21:27 fuck. that's my bad. i was 1v1. i was paranoid there was more. alright, we got this. someone else want to igl? i'm gonna go b. i'm playing spawn. i will also play b. i'll go long. i'll watch mid doors then. oh shit. someone went mid. no, no, he's in tunnels. one's out mid doors and he's also out heaven. i.e. i killed him. cat? three dead. one on cat.
22:24 two cat. i'm flanking cat. i think at least i lit one person up. he dropped down. yeah, one under you like ct. watch this. yellow doesn't know what's up. does he? is he watching? he's covering you. oh shit. oh shit. we fucking win these. oh, what the fuck? it did sound like it sounded like an assassination. yeah. one silent shot. did i get an assist?
23:09 okay, i guess i'm playing a. i feel like i didn't get assists. it's smoked mid. sounds like lots of utility towards b, but nothing yet. okay, kate, i'm gonna leave you there. okay. i think everyone's at b. nothing yet. one flash b. crunchy on cat. i'm bad. rotate if you can. yep. tunnels. box behind car. he's now dead. bombs down. one left. no idea.
24:02 tons who's here you guess as good as mine. he's going back through spawn. yep. we don't need the rush we'll just play bomb. oh you have bomb. okay, okay where do you want to watch kate? i'll be behind the car. so watching. yeah watch there. i'm literally just gonna hide right here. okay, he's in tunnels right there to your left kate. he's out. oh
24:44 good stuff. very good stuff. oh, i thought this was a shotty. i literally just clicked one. craziest looking shotgun of all time. how do you use shotgun? i don't know what it looks like. it's a mac 10, baby. mac 10, baby. i'm gonna watch mid. i'm gonna watch cat. oh, that's what i meant. but yeah, i heard flash out a.
25:18 crunchy's just killing him with a shotgun in tunnels. he's kind of swagging up oh so many three mid last all three mid mid or cat. i mean both what cat that's insane cat now i love when a teammate buys a fucking lmg let's lock in swag up player plant our face. you saw the last one. oh, what a shot. holy fuck he killed you with your wife's gun
26:05 i literally 100% believe he was playing with too much confidence to not get killed. he has the diffuser so it's fine. yeah we're good. my god. yo now now now we find out. no he dropped my gun. for the galil? he looked at that shit and said nah. that's insane. that's that's so offensive. for the galil that's crazy work.
26:35 i can't believe i did 88 damage and didn't get to kill. that's so crazy. oh, i didn't jump. i got a little pepper flash out. the doinkler. flash a b. sounds like some work top mid. crunchy's just doing his thing, man. yellow saved us. i think yellow's looking at the bomb. okay, where is that? it was on the mini map. yeah, i didn't see. uh, one cat. one xbox. so two are coming cat right now.
27:32 or possibly doors oh he got me but he's cat again oh i hit him too some good shooting he's coming cat bro didn't even know literally that was merciful there's no way he could have even heard the one that got him do you guys have bomber no i don't see him 15 seconds yeah it sounds like might be going b but we'll see yeah yeah i'll call for your teammate they see nothing they're going through tunnels
28:34 he's got six health so. he does have six health. he's basically like a bubble shield for you. he's in window. got him. good job. good job. you can't find the bomb? oh, he's not moving. he stopped moving. look anywhere else man. he let you defuse which is nice of him.
28:57 he's carrying the team but he didn't he couldn't follow audio that was nice. you couldn't hear the bomb. and then this time we op mid and it's over for them. oh shit, orange what are you gonna do though? where are you going? looks like he's going long. oh hello, cool brew. hello. i got ryan the nice uh his favorite coffee. and it was delicious. feeling extra nice today. oh that smoke fucking sucked. flash b.
29:36 one double door is gonna kill me, i'm dead. behind you, kory, careful. yeah, yeah, yeah. stretch this one out, i gotta go pee. is that one cat, kate? yeah, cat. they're going tons. oh my god, fuck off. b. b. i'm back. oh no! oh! i was lit, so... what a shot.
31:14 i don't know where the other two guys are on this team. i don't think i've seen anybody but that one dude. embarrassing to say, but i think he's making the right call. i think you should say yeah for sure. what are you doing? he surfed under the bullet though, did you see that? oh, i did the guy 85 damage too. crazy guy. i'm broke as fuck. i can't buy it all. tragic. it's alright, we got double ops.
32:04 i got double doors, kory. i hear some tons. i'm coming over to you to give you some support then, because i have a frag. how many tunnels? i don't know. do we have three op? two ops? i put my thermal vision on. no one's watching a with me. oh. good shit, orange. one is double doors. yeah, tunnels. nice! that's bomb. bogged. i got something for you, ryan. no shot.
33:10 oh, good job, double you trade. absolutely no reason to have done that right then instead of waiting until the safety of the by lobby. but we fucking did it. we fucking did it. aura. oh, shit. oh, they're upping mid. flash long. twice. got one. see this? oh, fucking christ. this feels like home. tunnels. looking at cat.
34:02 what the fuck? he's scared, he's scared. we got the heart rate up for sure. though you're falling asleep on your work. good god. one more long. he got a guy b. oh, cat mid or sorry mid. i let him get bomb. one more cat. nice, kate. bomb dropped that cat. huge. last might be off boy. you stay there, i'll watch long. ah shit, no i gotta play.
34:57 i don't know where to play. divot, goose, car. car would be good, i think. the saver? he's saving. yep. and then we get the exit pick. he shot already. hit amazing round. it was good. oh, thank you. you should be able to have a shotgun secondary if you have a sniper main. sure. mm hmm. or dual wield. what are you gonna throw in there? well, it's actually a huge grenade. i'm throwing one more too.
36:00 imagine if it got five kills off of that. they molly'd be oh fuck mid mid mid mid is that one b seems like tunnels one main i gotta lean forward for this sound like op on cat. oh i'm so stupid. how did i miss that? the flanking opler one cat. yeah op on cat. they smoked. it sounds like a yeah wicker check this out op a car
37:15 yup, he blends in with the wicker. and the sight, apparently. literally blends in with wicker. what? the wicker blinds you? no, he blends in with the wicker. t side blends in with wicker. well, i'm broke. hey, could you buy me a gun? yeah. you mind which one? m4, it doesn't matter. i don't know how to drop m4. 1g. thank you. oh, here's your awp. biscayne bay! i got the awper on zua's side. i'm gonna go back to watch long.
38:02 sounds like lots of util coming along. disregard what i just said. i'm used to just talking for like five hours every stream. they still have an opera it sounds like. three taxi he said. because that's long doors. i'm on long doors uh outside of long doors. cat cat cat cat cat! okay, confirm. more? yes. oh my god. oh fuck he was hiding behind the double doors of mid? bro took my gun. he's probably gonna be same spot. what's same spot like cat? oh there he is.
38:50 yeah, i was gambling that he was gonna come up the same way. do we know the situation with the bomb? nope. negative, my brother. my bad, guys. good try. that stung. oh, i did 96 damage on the guy? yikes. i'm so broke again, man. oh no. flash long? i need to play that push up. yolo's popping off? seems i'll all be. bomb down in...
40:13 the tons. i'm down in tons, understood. nice. he's lit double doors. double doors, double doors. he was like heavily wounded. i got 96 and 2. i thought i trapped you. 96 and 2 is kind of devastating. pistol at me. 4a this time. all right, i'll go back. oh shoot. you're watching midrion? yeah, i got double doors. okay. they have a decoy at b.
41:19 um, drop near i think suicide. i would have said suicide. one coming a i think. flashcat. incinerate a car. oh my god. one xbox. one b long. like b main dead. one's on me on xbox. the other one's tunnels, kory. uh, no he's dead. oh, okay. you guys all dead. do you want to peek at the same time? xbox, xbox. w comms. he's behind doors. he's behind the doors. oh, i fucking missed. oh my god, he literally blend in, dude. he does, he does. i didn't even see him. damn.
42:23 that one stung. yeah. he does have to feel good about that. he's got to feel really good about that. who, crunchy? no, the dude who got a triple kill on us as the last man alive to win the clutch match point for his team. i'm always the ancient one. i don't know why. honestly, i mean this in a complimentary way. you hold your angle whereas the rest of us hold the angle for like five seconds and then if nobody comes we're like, i'll run in there.
43:00 drastically increases our odds to die and your odds to stay alive. he's right. he's right. but when you rush in and there's like four dudes standing there and you kill one or two of them, you do feel like a fucking boss. you are like, oh shit. i feel like that's call of duty though. yeah, exactly. call of duty is so the last time we played call of duty multiplayer, not
43:37 the battle royale not warzone that game should not be legal. it's like a drug like the amount of of twitchiness that it inspires in you when you play like you're like oh fucking dead. okay, go back. go go go go throw your tomahawks over the over the base throw your tomahawks at spawn. that's a good tomahawk spike. go go. i'm dead like it's it's it is a time travel machine and
44:05 i think the last time i played it i just kept getting killed from behind and i was like this isn't for me anymore man. it's too fast. there are different modes that you can play in call of duty as well. so if you don't like certain ones. i think capture the flag is pretty fun.
44:25 but the best feeling is to be able to have enough kills and then you do like air strikes. it does feel so good to hit your d pad and have like somebody come over the comms and go like uav deployed. yeah yeah yeah but that's the first kill streak that you get. it feels good as fuck. wait there are more? what do you mean? calling hellfire missile? like uav is the lowest and then air strike. scammers. and then there's like the bombing and then there's like um certain games have nuke and you can nuke.
44:56 but nuke requires like a 25 killstreak or something like that. i think we might have a game on our hands. what do you mean? we got a guy with weird text name and clitoris. damn, this is audible. i flubbed it. he did it! he did it! he did the thing! this is clitoris. it's so weird that like no, i don't know, i feel like no female go like, yeah, yeah, dick, yeah.
45:26 you know what that means probably pussy's better nobody wants to join in on that one one on a very hurt. oh you got him you got him and this guy jesus christ
45:53 there's a weird delay when between planting and defusing for some reason. it's so weird like i thought it wasn't happening so i let go and they'd be like like it's hiccup. what did i hit that guy for? 44 and 4? that shouldn't even be capable. kory here take my tec9. no what? i think the craziest thing is that i did 56 on the guy and i think my aim was terrible and the i think he actually ran out of ammo so he was just aiming at me
46:23 but... not shooting me. oh fuck! good lord. it scouted through a fucking substrate. oh jeez. the fuck happened? that's crazy. mid scout. his head blew up. slumped. weird spot that guy likes. spot. ct, ct. oh come on. damn, that's the bomb too. oh what the fuck? he just stood still? what?! ow! good job. one more cat. sorry for the body block brother, had to be done. you got a cat. ct it sounds like?
47:06 it must be the same guy. rg bill. yep. yeah, no thanks. what? you bought him to give? oh, he's here! no, you saved me! you saved my life! i bow to you. i bow to you, purple. i bow to you. get back here! i wanna shake your hand!
47:37 how come i did 25 to the guy but i didn't get assist? it took too long? i don't know how assists work. i think if he gets a headshot that gets lethal, it doesn't count your... like if it would have killed without the 25, you might not get the assist. i see. that makes sense. i'm flashing out, y'all be careful. easy play. i'm smoking door. yellow got the bomb. you got the bomb, ryan. i got it, i'm planting here. planting for vapor. what the fuck?
48:18 watch window, tunnels. i got window. that was just us. they shot a firework off. he's in, he's in! oh good shit. i got him. i'm very hurt. tunnels again. w corey. fuck it, i'll blow up. he's coming through, i think? guys, how come i didn't get the kill even though my cross arrow was? i had a great view of that, man.
49:03 is it just that the ricochet is too high on the ak? is that why i couldn't get headshot? or is it first shot's super effective, but then the recoil makes the next one's a little tougher. i mean, since i did 81 to the guy. oh, one crossed, two crossed. i'm with you guys. to me, that means we take long. orange, don't go that way by yourself! wait, no, that's kory. kory, you can do whatever you want. my autonomous king. one more pushing ct. fuck ssg.
49:53 only one left, man. oh, that was me, huh? damn. that was alright. what was ssg? the... not so good charty? or not charty? nah, up and already. scope? up and already. bro's already up and... why did i even look? that one... that one felt good. one crossed, two crossed. the two crosslers. that core, you popped off there, man. my smoke work? yeah. smoke work perfectly. you're blocking me, brother. god, that smoke is so good.
50:47 let's go clitoris, let's go clitoris! five cat. if it works, it's swag. damn. he's camping seminal? seminal? ct. uh, purple got him. wow! damn, we're putting on a fucking clinic, man. i don't know how that guy, how carl whatever blew in front of me didn't kill that dude and he walked right in front of him. that's crazy. dude, w. clitoris? my wife's here, man. it's the guy on our team, he's doing great.
51:44 you could say purple. one crossed? but he's got a name. i like that blue, i think that's smart. one's up here in cat. jesus christ. that was huge. whoever threw that, w flash. was that you, ryan? how'd you know that? cause this is like something you would do. you really think i would throw a flash and say whoever threw that, w flash? yeah. mid? or cat? she's long. okay, we decided not to fight. nevermind, he killed me. yes!
53:09 you got our kory ace! kory ace! whoa! damn! w kory! w kory! i didn't want to be greedy and try to go for it. oh shit. good thing i missed him then. i mean, it's fine. i would have been happy if you killed him too. that was a certified do not go. one just ran into tunnels? oh my god, one cat, one cat, one cat. tunnels and cat, tunnels cat. check the look y'all. nice. damn.
54:12 don't go long doors because there's a dude right outside on the ct side. he's open, he said. ok, going b. i'll distract this guy. nice! ok, ok, that was awesome. did he have his hand up? i love that. he did have his hand up. i love that. yeah, kate. he's yeah, you got it. i'm watching tunnels so you guys can watch the other two. all right.
55:11 really? okay. little surprised. okay. two guys saving, huh? i gotta die. could have worked. two guys saving. i gave bomb to random. my bad, y'all. i got an awesome kill there, though. it was sick. i got to see it. one crossed, one dead because my reaction time is better than my teammates. one double doors.
56:23 guys i'm popping the fuck off fuck. oh shit. that was fucking awesome. sorry, i'm literally looking at it. you're in front of me and i'm not looking at your butt. i didn't see you in my bed. long? oh, he got him. longitudinally. bro saving again? no cat cat cat cat cat cat! aw. sadness. ouch!
57:11 i need my aim to be a little bit higher. i only did it. yeah, you do have to aim head. my only my only word of advice for you. i think i might have gotten this swag as kill of all time there in this round. in that route. i underhanded a flashbang at long doors and then shot a dude like right in between his rib cage. hey, purple, how many people cross? he's not talking. oh, my god, that grenade dropped down. oh,
58:10 long, near cars. near cars. yeah, he was just down, but there he is. you got him. you got him. you got him. you can just go. the bomb dropped at the ct. one in ct. oh, did it fall over the edge? yeah. what's going on? i don't understand. one is in ct. when the bomb holder died, the bomb fell over the edge. okay, okay. oh, are you kidding me? i thought you were talking to me when you were like, you got him, just go. and i'm like, i'm in passchendaele, brother.
59:04 oh no, you guys were all circling a site like there was somebody still there but there was one ct. what a shot. what? oh, that's fucked up. he's gonna the other ones there too. dude, the nuts on him though the nuts on him to just stand there. literally even playing or something. what went wrong there is purple took my spot on suicide. everything we were literally eight. oh, we were eight. oh,
59:43 and he goes, let's mix it up. we were 8 0, huh? we should, we should team kill him right now. i'll do the next one. he's just running up mid. good shot. good shot. oh, fuck. you didn't get the guy running up mid. i did. you purple did. purple did. are you kidding me? no, there was another one. he was long and he came through long doors, bro. no, he didn't. i saw him running up mid. what the fuck? bro, we go long. we got ops. we go long.
1:00:19 follow me purple. i mean the bomb is dropped that long so you kind of have to. oh shit he scared me. i'll flash you out? it's like the the fact that you were talking to this guy who cannot hear you is crazy. body language. car? not anymore. sounds like m4. oh he's there no? he got him he got him. oh on site with the awp. fuck it bro. are you going to be? i don't know. see how the mood strikes me. not wicker. please don't be wicker.
1:01:20 skill difference. last one's b. planting for nothing. oh, you heard him. oh my god, siki. ryan! i literally, i was thinking grenade off the wall, bounces over my head, lands in the tunnel and kills him. how awesome would that have been?
1:01:54 you're like an animal. like if you cannot see them, they don't exist. you're too scared to realize that they're out there. i'm literally top fragging. also, i'm being told by chat that the dude who killed you, kory, came up cat. so i don't want to hear it because you take that up with purple. i'm watching suicide. cat mid, same thing. they're not the same thing. i can see mid. i can't see cat. he came up again? that fella might be mid. i don't know. i couldn't tell. bomb is dropped right there though.
1:02:32 so i have to go. nice. oh, he's right there. really close. nice job. rush him. ego check. oh, no. you had the right idea. i'm not sure about our teammate on that one. all right, mp4. mp4 time. do you want a gun? do you want a gun? i'll drop you a gun. sure. well, i dropped someone a gun. i gave it to carl. carl, can you drop that for kate? never mind. well, all right.
1:03:26 two crossed, one came back. i like how you said kate. i did say kate. i'm aware. i'm aware. believe me, it was being replayed in my head over and over again. what are we doing? what are we doing? oh my god. i'm flashed. come plant, come plant. you're good. swag. cat, cat, cat. swag cat with an awp. ballsy, kate, ballsy. aw, fuck.
1:04:33 good round. nice. good round. seven and one, i shot him through the fucking thorax, man. bullshit. whatever. at least it was a kill. good round, guys. good round. yeah, i'm using my hog. what? on the screen. oh. oh. oh. what did you think i said? hog? hog. this guy's got a problem, man. oh, man.
1:05:08 yeep. one suicide with an eagle maybe? yeah, suicide this bro. yeah, lots of bbbb bbb. confirmed. en route. one's gonna be coming double doors too. fuck it, i gotta clear doubles. never mind, no i don't. kory? kory? kory? oh man, only i died. oh shit. you know what? let's give m4 a go. yeah jiro, you're right. it is lunchtime. i'm very sorry. why are you sorry about the lunch time? it's very late.
1:06:00 did you know i was feeding ryuka and tomo like double the amount of wet food and they still whine about it? they don't eat it all, right? they eat it all. oh really? they got me tunnels. i saw bomb tunnels. bomb spotted tunnels? i hear foots. destroyed. i just stood at that guy. i destroyed. i just stood there with that guy. bomb dropped, right? bomb's dropped here. yep, yeah, bomb's on b. skin difference on that one. you and carl. oh what the fuck behind me? he did not have you covered apparently.
1:06:45 he's got this. oh, you heard them. oh no. terrible smoke. unfortunate smoke. i like the double check on it. window. so he's got to get it. he's got to get it. nice. incredible place. actually, nice place. damn, but kind of a swag knife too. is that one of the ones? well, let me see. maybe you could toss it over. i can't.
1:07:40 i know they're coming for a two suicide. i dropped an m4 right on. so it's on mid. yeah, if you need it. i didn't think i could scouted there. holy cow. probably because i was like, what's your voice looking at long? i'd watch cat. don't pick up my gun is left handed. ah, i can't believe nobody was just a tough. there was a guy that went through the long that he lives. that's shame.
1:08:26 mmm, broke boy. broke boy logging in. you know what? p.p. bison, let's go. the dream gun. we're getting to 30 on this. i'm the only one b, just don't be mad if it goes wrong. he took my he stole my grenade damage. no fear, p.p. bison. ouch. oh, what the fuck? how? oh my god. just fed fucking farty here. oh no! not an ace, no ace on my watch. nice, nice, nice, nice. holy cow. the thinker? the thinker?
1:09:25 i dropped m4. someone get armor for me. oh, i was gonna take that m4. you bought an aug. do you want? no, but i wanted to buy the armor. you got that, ryan. nun's suicide. sounds like a cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
1:10:28 it was roller skating on it. oh, let's go. thank god. one more, one more, one more. you think we can get one more? dude, i killed a guy while i was like blinded. two minutes? sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. watch out, she's going. don't fight me, don't fight me. if you're taking two minutes, i'm gonna reheat my lunch really quick. yeah, yeah. what the hell? people are eating now i'm starving? you want me to reheat a chicken brussel sprout for you? that's okay. let me get it.
1:11:09 i guess i will entertain all the people through kory and ryan's stream. dude guys, i have a great idea. if anyone comes to my twitch channel and give me 100 gifts up, i'll say something really fucked up. something really fucked up and the audio is just gonna get bled into ryan's and kory's.
1:11:37 it has to be my channel! it has to be my channel! and i'm not gonna say unless someone's gonna give me 100 gifts of... how bad is it? well, you know, give me 100 gifts of and you'll find out. gulp. it seems nobody wants to hear it. evil kate. you know what? i actually do have a new animated emote. and it is kate evil and it's beautiful.
1:12:36 leak corey's address? i do not know corey's address. i know where he lives, but i do not know what his address is. leak ryan's address? no! then you will know where i live! yeah, and also that's immoral. i definitely didn't say anything bad or baited or anything. i was just being very entertaining.
1:13:20 all according to the nda. keikaku? exactly. that evil emote is really good, thank you, thank you. i even have kate nam emote for when i eat food. guys, if enough of us email the nhl and say we protest the results of the draft lottery, you think they'll just run it back? oh, i cannot check the premiere. i cannot check it. i cannot check it.
1:14:05 commissioner and piece of poo born in 1952 gary gary bedman you know what i'm talking about? you know what i realized ryan? yeah, yeah i think your viewers should automatically also be interested into my content by default yup, confirmed that is their duty
1:14:40 it breaks my heart that i don't have enough view counts on my first music video on my channel. youtube.com slash klovelymomo we got kory said two minutes so we probably got eight minutes until he comes back. do you think he's yelling at his dick saying like go faster and go faster? i hope not because he's feeding his cats. sorry i'm back!
1:15:04 did you know you can actually go to a clinic, at least in korea, to measure how healthy your sperm is and how strong your pee is? wait, crazy idea? me, kory...
1:15:20 and mouth all go and then reveal the results live on stream. who do you think has the strongest piss stream? strongest piss? did they measure the piss stream? yeah yeah yeah. because the stronger the pee comes out from your dick is more like strong your dick is. i don't believe that that's true.
1:15:41 that's what the doctor said. that's like kegels. it's something your prostate has some involvement, but i don't believe that that's a one to one relationship doctor doc the penis doctor said it
1:15:55 but dude actually wait i will never do it. are you saying that because your stream is weak? no my stream is pretty strong but i don't think sometimes my penis is weak to be honest with you either way that i'm not gonna do this but the yard should do this you should all go to a fertility clinic and live reveal your sperm count on the podcast that would be so crazy. yeah then you should be the featured guest
1:16:20 actually, i would probably be the least scared to reveal my sperm count because even if it's zero i already shot a live round so i'm like honestly that would be fine. yeah, but then you're bald doesn't bald people mean like they're strong with the sperm? just higher testosterone. yeah, i don't know if your testosterone is related to uh to your sperm quality. they could they could all be fucked up they're all jacked. they're all jacked and like can't swim well
1:16:50 they're all walking swimming like this i don't know what you i can't see what you're doing but imagine if you had to imagine what i was doing what would you imagine i don't know wide arms it would look like you would be like donkey kong swimming you kind of got it you kind of nailed it to be honest with you yo is that guy korean ask him donkey calls of korean does have a korean on it and he's in he's an xp overload
1:17:18 david's dude. david's? david's? he's yelling at me for going tunnels. oh, flash? okay, a, a, a. long, long, long. oh my god, there's too many. dude, this is criminal. how many flash did they buy in the round one? one left? damn, we run these streets. ct? long? let's go. you should ask if he's korean. he's got a korean name.
1:18:06 yeah, but the... yeah, so does tommy lee jones. what it says is not korean though. tommy jones lee? it says davis. oh, it's like katakana. yeah. i will say i'm scared of this team a little bit because they did flash and smoke like everything correctly. holy fuck! they they've ended my life in a millisecond, but my grenade got off so i won. wife camera.
1:18:40 kade, you wanna run over my shotgun and grab it? could be could be swag. i don't know if i can use your shotty. this guy like bailed. finger block. i think so. there's the spawn! oh my god, two! a spawn? or a site? last two is a. i'll put the bomb is here. f b. whoa! damn, kory! yippee! thank you, kory, for the... assist. 43 and 2. oh no, not to you. i farted ryan's gun away.
1:19:19 so i hit him in the head with the grenade and then it exploded i guess. maybe. alright everyone's going a. i'll play double doors. honestly you're a lock on cat, kaitlyn. i'm not even worried about that. one cat. you guys got the quietest mic in the world. they're crazy with the scout. one cat still, but he's lit. not sure how he got me honestly. yeah they're on site. blue, blue, they're on site. they're on site, blue. i don't understand. there's a bomb at long. bomb dropped at long.
1:20:09 wasn't looking at him, he was shopping. holy fuck. nice. let's say i'm doing my part so far. what do you mean i did 48? that makes no sense, i blew his head off! at least on my screen it looked like that. do you need a gun, ryan? nah, i'm chill. brussels sprouts. i'm going b. this guy has a mic, it sounds like he's speaking from like next door, man. it's so fucking quiet. oh my god, no! this dude is a demon with the scout, man!
1:20:51 did you lose off? no, i lost, i had bought nothing. oh, okay. and i got my grenade off. i don't hear anything from b. where'd you die, long? mm hmm. okay. i think one's coming up from the b. too long? tons, okay. confirmed. oh my gosh, never mind. he's at the tunnel. holy whack a mole. wow, they were just patient. xbox? planting on b.
1:21:36 nice, aww great try. really good try man damn broooook i think i can buy you kate. oh, right. thank you. someone else bought you? honestly, i don't care as long as i get free shit. yep. i'm literally going back to the well again i couldn't believe they were so patient. mid. the scouting demon good shooting. gun difference. honestly gun difference. lots of util. cat. you hear him kate, you hear him kate
1:22:52 oh my god, wow. they're everywhere man. that's... all right my lunch is done. is my pig really bad? what the heck? lunch is done. we win these now. damn. okay, i would like this enemy orange investigated immediately.
1:23:42 i'm not saying there's definitive proof of anything crazy going on. what the fuck man? except for them maybe smurfing, but it's a little crazy. and also if you got nothing to hide, you should be fine with an investigation. how about that? nice. oh my god. let's go. w round guys, w round. let's get the gun. yes. okay, we win these. op armor, we win these. can i get a gun? you got it. you fucking did it, man. they both reached far in that gun.
1:24:41 i hate getting the fucking mid spawn. the fuck was that? enemy yolo got banned for hacking, yes! is that the guy? hang on, there's a fake alert system going on in british columbia right now. sorry y'all. you okay? oh, is that bomb down? bomb down. bomb down tunnels. you guys didn't hear that? no, i didn't get it. oh, i heard it. suicide awp. suicide awp. he's right. you know. i did get it. it was a test.
1:25:24 it's always funny when that happens when i have a tour and all the kids lose their fucking mind i'm scared man. he's long ones long. well ryan's fighting him those i could have calmed that one you did it sounds like he's abandoned long. yep, still suicide our guys crazy. don't don't peek the op. oh nice, it's called patients sweaty in no time bro ran away with the op
1:26:39 easy peasy. yes! yes! wait, so the other guy was actually cheating? no, no, i just said, i just shouted it out as if he were. they did get disconnected, so... they did, they did. honestly, maybe when the alert system went off, their modem went out.
1:27:05 remember that time that the hawaiian system sent out a text that was like a nuclear bomb is gonna hit us? no, what? and then everyone went, what the fuck? and then they were like, oh, it was an error. just a test of our nuclear broadcasting. that is crazy. you look at your phone and you're like, oh, oh, oh, okay. so nuclear bombs going to hit us in a minute. ah, just playing.
1:27:35 crazy smoke, holy shit. tons, tons, tons. god, having an angle here would be so puke. come on. did they make it through, kate, or were you pushed up? there's many in tons, many in tons. well, we trade. god, mine. good shooting. oh, shit. did they play a? no. oh, shit. oh, shit. holy fuck. you got it, you got it.
1:28:54 let's go. decompress. they lost twice in a row. they can't afford. yeah, i'm not peeking. you guys get like little jittery in a video game. it's just a video game. you send your out be one out be fast. just the one. i think so. yeah. is that cat? yeah.
1:29:51 mid doors towards spawn. ours or theirs? ours. right here. xbox. xbox. oh shit! cat, cat, cat. on my way. oh my god, i'm gone! i'm gone, i'm gone, i'm gone! i'm actually a god. where's my music? oh my god. what do you mean, what was that grenade? it literally hit him.
1:30:43 oh, what is this smoke? scariest smoke of all time for sure. oh fuck. i got the scouter. they smoke at cat? smoke at cat? double doors. moving up to double doors. good job blue. thank you purple. thank you purple. or blue. what the fuck? how did he make it? oh my god. cat? yeah cat. good shoot man. plus the assist. towards b.
1:31:50 what? he's on his beat ons going to say, oh, there's two left. yeah. good try. it was a good try. new. i've got a new, uh, psy op to destabilize the enemy team, by the way. okay. we say nice try in comms. and then in all chat, we make fun of our teammate. like we insult them verily.
1:32:30 so they think that we've lost all team cohesion, but actually like we've never been stronger. they're out a long dropped one with bomb. no, no bomb. just a square gun. square. you got me? are you kidding me? greens got some. i should have covered. wow. oh, it's not good. oh shit. he'll never know.
1:33:26 it's the guy that i lit him, killed four of our people if only i was better. no, no, no. king, don't let your crown slip. i got no money. our boy bought a negev. i believe this guy. he's fbi. he's dripped up. is this what he wants? oh god, double doors. cat, cat. bro, mid double doors.
1:34:22 bomb is timeless. i can't believe you got away. i'm kind of slick with it. holy cow. davis! he's still there, isn't he? oh, there's one more! that's bomb. that's bomb. huge. huge. i hate to be in this guy's position. oh, don't peek, don't peek. just hide. oh, oh, oh, oh. breathe in! make myself flat! press t to spray. spray on the ground. just taunt him. taunt him with a spray really quick. dude's checking his gun. or his knife, i mean. yes.
1:35:32 he's pushing. good leg. good leg. oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. don't push him. oh, my god. this guy is 20 and 7. that's true. i guess i shouldn't be telling him what to do. he's kind of owning right now. he said a b rush. love that. i know what that means. i give myself a take 9. run, run.
1:36:17 he kicked the ball in front of me, i almost tripped. oh god, i am on fire. oh my god, i am on fire. there's a couple in sight. oh really, what the fuck? what a shot. wait, she's popping. last one's window. good round guys, good round. thank you for complimenting that flash. i thought that was maybe the best flash i've ever thrown in my entire life. how do i use ak? ak is a gun that i don't know how to use. it's a headshot machine. i recommend doing one of the aim training.
1:37:15 with it to learn it's recoil. oh, they're pushing mid. one more? never mind, it's a corpse. i got really scared. confirmed the corpse, though. 1a site over here. watch this. oh no, he got him. oh, bob, cat, cat, cat! good shit. oh, long, long, long with the sm or lmg. nice. you should pick that up. damn. i was trying to get kate's ak. buy me, buy me, buy me, buy me.
1:38:14 what do you want? ak ak. oh, i dropped it. thank you. bucket. we out car car. he said devastated. oh, op cat. purple's got this. wow. it's pretty good. great. what the fuck? didn't it go through there? where was that? cat cat cat last.
1:39:16 i did all chat, cad. oh my god, ryan. head games. oh, oh! the flankler. it was a nice try, honestly. did a lot of work by himself. it's kind of messed up because i was following my teammate.
1:39:49 but then the guy, the enemy was waiting for me with a shotty out. so scary. scary times we live in. i only had an 81. 2 1? or no. timing couldn't have been better on that. nothing. nothing. swing with me on 3 1 0 car. they're doing some crazy b u till. 3 2 1. flashbang. huge. oh fuck. nothing. i didn't see anything car either. yep. a's clear. oh! stop! spot! spot! spot! 2 spot!
1:40:44 only two left. don't peek, don't peek, don't do it. fucking lp. no, i'll watch long. jump and kill. oh, last one. op. mid. there he goes. what the hell? i think it was like he did some reanimals shit. how'd he kill himself? jumping? watch the sky too little high. what the hell? who gave me the bomb?
1:41:29 huge. i killed scoob and steve. he take these. go for a k plant. a site belongs to us. alright, well i tried. oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. cat, cat, cat, cat. last one's cat. oh, let's fucking go, dude. good fucking round. sorry, i cooked your feet. now i get a 4k suicide and i go to even kdr. it's guaranteed. you know, i would love to see it.
1:42:20 i got 8 assists. after corey told me that ak is headshot machine, i've been only doing headshot with ak. pretty much first bullet is most important and then it's like 7 are accurate if you pull down right. okay, stop dropping the bomb on the ground. one crossed. one xbox. he got him. disregard that. literally, i shot him. can i see a trace of where the bullet went? literally, i got him. you say we have b? oh, jeez. i thought my game froze.
1:43:09 good round, good round. look at that! highest headshot presented 66 to 3. damn! cuz corey told me to do a headshot and do the aiming thingy and i said i've never done that thing. i don't need that thing and then i just did it.