Don't follow me (Counter-Strike 2)

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0:00 i can click. yeah, they said please check play premiere to see the percentage how much more you need. she's also not. i'll give it to you. it's six out of ten. now if my math is correct, it's around two thirds. there's no way i'm at 105. it doesn't even matter because i'm not even high enough ranked, right? like i don't have enough exp. something like that, it seems like. yeah. so even if i get the amount of wins. oh shit.
0:33 you have enough wins now. i think you literally just need the xp. i just need xp. oh my god. yeah, sorry. i'm not gonna tell my wife to open terminals. it's just not gonna happen. because i hate when my chat does it. you're having fun playing the game? here's some admin work to make the experience worse. we're not gonna do that. we're gonna continue popping off and singing bone thugs in harmony.
1:16 q could be a little faster though. i'll see you at the crossroads so you won't be lonely. see you at the crossroads so you won't be lonely. and i'm gonna miss everybody. gonna miss everybody. and man, i miss my uncle john though. he should have been gone when i went. you know what i'm talking about? corey knows. i'm gonna guess it's bone thugs and harmony. how'd you know? i'm gonna guess again. and that's not the thuggish, rubbish, bone. no, that's crossroads, man. that's crossroads? that's crossroads.
1:52 what is your profile character? that's crazy. i think that's ryuka. no, kory. kory. i think it's the main character of get to work. i actually have no idea. looks like the main character of get to work. i was just browsing through the steam profile pictures and i was like, that one's fucking funny. i'm gonna use that one. i don't like this map. i never like this map. it does suck to start t shite every time, but it could be worse. we could start ct.
2:33 i could have shut the f up, bro. you're making strong progress. oh, shit. sniper. acronov, the counter strike loser we beat. the person who lost to us in counter strike. you already know the vibes. we rush ramp. all flash. i didn't call them a loser. i said they lost a counter strike to us. bombs not going this way. i literally bombs not going. okay, well, let's follow him. wow. what the fuck?
3:17 my god all right. well anyone else want to call the next one? you didn't get to call that one though well, i called it. it just didn't didn't go down like that broke kory i think is dead actually you love that op last time, right? i think it would be so bullish for us if you became an opera. what if we go outside? what if we go outside guys? yeah, i basically i have pistol up. oh, yeah, but i got him he's going i
3:58 that's a tough one. i keep dying to the viet cong. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god aim punch headed out for him. oh, that's how you get on the silo. that's crazy. you're in a dead body. that's crazy. how old is kory? kory was born in 1948. kory is celebrating his 78th birthday. it's true. yeah. yeah, i do not. what gun is good at this map? bartleby ash. that's if we knew outside smoke.
4:45 camp lobby? they think they're better than us so they rush us and we kill them on the camp. literally just reaction time difference. he's smarter than me, he's in lobby, he's in trophy. good job, kate. fuck. great play, holy shit. good spray control. let me go, let me go. one left. that takes you outside. i'll calm for you. nope, i couldn't get off. kate, where are you? where are you going? i'm outside. you have the bomb, kate. they're fricking bombing shit in there, man! there's only one left. you have the bomb.
5:35 i came in with the... kory's throwing smoke to heaven. oh! ah, fuck. good kill, holy shit. can you get a good gun for me? what do you like to use, chat? no, i want ak. i'll take it. excuse me? where's my gun? you want a galil? no. i can give you a gun, cait. no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. oh shit, 0 and 3, i'm about to report myself. squeaky's opened. yeah, i'm dead, bomb down.
6:22 he was in mini, shooting through squeaky. okay. okay. okay, we have problems. we have problems. on a boy kisser 32 is a lefty. good, good stuff, kain! good stuff! holy shit! holy shit! i'm a little, like, thief stealing all the shit. so real. so real for that. it's been a great day. great day! it's been a great day for mike eliel. it's a great day. who's your favorite dale?
7:03 oh, chip and dale. that's a good one. two outside already. nice, ryan. mog the ramp. okay, orange is with you with bomb. oh shit. let's go heaven, orange. we got this. oh, well i killed one at least. one dead lobby. he's going b. one outside at least at the garage. activating the bomb. loud ass fucking canister. sup, fella? playa. oh, trophy coming ramp. trophy coming ramp.
7:57 watch this, watch this. and i saved literally all of our lives because the bomb didn't explode. how bad, y'all? well... who's gonna tell them? let me show you the true meaning... wait, i'll trade you, ryan. i'll trade you. do you want to hit up? yeah, yeah, here. huge. show you the true meaning of... you have to drop it, though.
8:32 thank you. i gave it to someone else. oh, i got it. where's my, where's my gun? it's on the ground. oh, there it is. yeah. i got it. don't sweat. all right, time to get op'd outside. one's ramp at least. yep. one lobby. damn, it's a bloodbath out there. i don't know what the fuck i'm gonna do. some like squeaky, squeaky area. yep. for the hell the bomb. last squeaky, last squeaky. great round. nice shit. insane round. he got the shmovement. i love free stuff. i love picking up free stuff. it's a sexy ass op. i can't die with this.
9:32 is that my op? yeah. dude, that op skin was given by dan gheesling. no shot. the capillary? and then it was $2. most generous dan gheesling gift. i'm flashing. saw my elbow. sounds like they're coming behind us. i got one, but they double peeked. squeaky. outside. red box. got one. nice! okay, let's go.
10:21 i'm running to town, dude. see, it feels good to say, right? here, you take this, i'll snipe outside. can i get a gun? i gave you the bomb already. don't be greedy. wait, hold on, but i like this gun. oh, wait, there you go. thank you. no grenades. i need to have a knife out and jump and crouch. they love pushing lobby. well, got him. still two outside. good shooting, kory. can you green on our team? don't flash me! oh my god. good shooting, kory.
11:15 oh my god. you fucking legend. dude, i did 89 damage to that guy. that's... you got me an easy kill. that's so sad. riot, riot, i can get you awp. no, no, i got it. i got it. i got it already. you got it? yeah, don't even worry about me. you know, i had a $250 awp skin and i said i never use awp, so i sold it and then traded for umamou's mccarret.
11:47 literally, higher value trade. they're shooting through squeaky. holy cow, ryan. you ate that. i'm dead. take my alt, please. i'm scared. yeah, don't worry about it too much. you could've shoot me if i'm hiding. good try, good try. the nade literally did 106 damage to me. it's kind of... it's a little insane. i'm not going outside this time.
12:40 i gotta learn these smokes. i'm going to hut. i thought hut was outside. no, that's mini. or garage. that ain't it. hut is this right here. hopper at the garage. motherfucker. there was one heaven in case you're curious. i'm with you, kory. i'm gonna kill the one who rotates, scott. exactly. good kill, kory. i can't do it, chet. i can't do it. i got the knife out. i try to run. but it's a slow run. where are you guys planting? uh, under.
13:42 someone took a shot at me, control, left ramp maybe? i'm coming out from the ramp. single door, single door. nice. kate! you're fucking popping off. she's crazy. yeah, kate's popping off. kate, you're gonna get in trouble. like kory's 14.8, holy cow. yeah, kate's really coming along, really showing signs of improvement.
14:24 i don't know if you're genuine or making fun of me. no, i'm making fun of akeronov. no, that's not it. gotta work on that. anyone want to be the huttler? no comment, huh? i don't know what the huttler means. curious. squeaky? i heard squeaky. i opened it on purpose. that was ryan. to damage their mental. he got me. no, yeti got banned! what did yeti get banned for? heaven. he said asia was less than three?
15:21 that means that's a heart, bro. i don't have bomb? where's bomb? where the fuck is bomb? under? oh, is it lower? ah, he's right there. left side. they're gonna rush me. or they're not gonna rush me. they don't have to, they can just sit. i did 80. good try. good try. good try. at least i did 20 damage to the guy. last round. right, right. i will trade you the gun. huge. i've thrown it on the ground. you can press b and then click on it below the op to purchase it. oh, thank you. thank you.
16:25 he got timed out for 1.2 million seconds? that's like a that's a staggering length of time. watch for ramp rush. yep, fuck! oh shit! nah, you can't i'll orange cape. you can't ban yeti on may 5th, man. that's when bob dylan married isis. the first time. what? or it's a song by bob dylan and also an egyptian goddess. oh, that's a crazy shot. aww.
17:14 alright, i'm going sport mode. the hell was that? it was a little. what right? what was that? let's move out. centerfold did tase a guy and then kill another guy. it's pretty, pretty sick. sorry, orange for you. apparently that's zeus charging. literally his alt is global, so be careful. grab. bye, grab. all. okay.
17:57 i don't know. i was kind of overstimulating. my grenade hit like seven of them. oh my god! they literally toggled. good shooting. you got him. you fucking got him. crazy pre fire hole. oh, what a shot! nice shot. 1v1. oh no, it was still 2v1. i did hit all five of them. not to brag. 99 and 2 to me and then 1 and 1. you can't buy shit. umppi?
18:46 nobody buys gear here. i buy and second rounds usually nothing if you're good it's not if we did if you're asked and you want to get kills by an smg in a grenade flashbang outside literally, i'll be just fault many outside secret i got one. um, drop that garage yes, right. oh, oh, there's two single door. oh, no, how? and the galil how is that possible?
19:39 back to the well. yes, i got my og. back to the well. go, go, go, go, go. let me rip, rip, rip, rip! oh my god. yeah, they blew up squeaky as well. i like this play, kory. oh, whoa. damn, she's insane though. she's insane. how many did i kill? i was, i was flashing. it was like literally five. what? last one's, last one's somewhere. yellow with the left handed scout.
20:48 we have wow nice shit. i think i saw that i killed two so that makes sense 88 and one day so i dinked him and somehow didn't hit him with another bullet i hit three dudes same awesome. you hit him with bullets. i just hit him with like a damn grenade one ramp none right we key open. that's our guy
21:34 two dead a. one more. one more a. one more a. yep, you saw him. he went squeaky. last a. hut. he picked up bomb. he might be going lower. the bomb is right here. oh, never mind. he didn't pick up bomb. my bad. ignore me. i'm watching here, ryan. mmkay. i'm watching, uh, i'm watching heaven. very selfish watch, if i may say so myself. you see him? he went vent? he hit vent? vent to ramp to heaven. this is my kill. hitting that vent and all.
22:26 he's gonna come up this ladder, i'm gonna shoot him in the back of the head. kade, you took my kill! i'm just playing. i'm just playing. he's feeling himself, he's feeling himself. i am feeling myself, it's fun to drive for no reason. i'm feeling myself. damn, she's feeling herself, check this out. oh yeah, hell yeah. oh shit, i'm on fucking lefty flip this time. good push. squeaky open. full confidence, wide swing push.
23:12 what else? it was outside. at least two. you go there? great, i'm going outside. yeah, they're both outside garage. both outside garage. holy... it's a long trip. nice. oh my god! get my chameleon! where is it? where is it? get my chameleon! that's it! that's right, finn! that's it! that's it! i didn't... i was a microsecond away from it. that's alright. here, take my ak. i bought up. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
23:55 i don't need it. i don't need it. someone took it. someone took it. watch this. here, lobby. two ramp. they bailed. i inspired fear in their heart. no, still one. oh my god. terrible. horrible. horrible. horrible. great. they might get into ramp. careful. yeah. yellow, you got it. oops. i hear footsteps. oh, on a. on a. last on a.
24:49 god, i love the awp, man. he was like under to your... like directly under you. yeah. sorry, we got money for another one. why did i... i don't know. we're coming back, man. we're coming back. we were never lost. yeah, but we're coming back. i think he's talking about himself. yeah, the loyal wii. he's been feeling himself. the nintendo wii. he's coming back. oh. we push. hut. hut, hut, hut.
25:47 all right, joe namath, yeah. oh, shit! fucker! it's the same guy! any idea? oh, shit. bombs down squeaky. sounds like garage through mini. bombs still down. where's yellow watching? heaven. uh, heaven. from heaven. heaven into hut. heaven into hut, okay. oh, oh, it's the guys in heaven. heaven. right idea. what?! this is fucked.
26:46 by with him this is what i could just you could just watch the bomb but well he can come from 10 different ways man he come from trophy could come from hud he didn't get it yet imagine if that actually kills him i was i was waiting for that actually to get up there honestly would have been epic i think that was the guy that killed me and nobody killed him oh i hit him i did hit him i got 84 in one man
27:41 holy shit! i didn't know you could do that with an awp must have hit him in like a ventricle squeaky? bro... on a, on a fucked up my aggressive awp push it's a smoke, kate, you're okay well, i can't see! well, that's true plankton a shit aw, nooo he's in mini there holy shit was oh my god he's doing it oh my god you saw the last one?
28:42 oh! excellent try, excellent try. it literally almost happened, man. it almost happened. that would have been so fucking crazy. i'm broke, i'm broke, i can't buy anything. oh shit, you want op? no. i'll trade you op for frag. no. op for frag? it's all a beast like me needs. my voice is quivering. one hut, one hut. damn it. i'm going heaven. they're on a. they're on a.
29:32 oh my god. take two? i got knifed. they'll never know you're here. they'll never know you're here. they knifed me up here. oh, they're planting on you. got him? maybe you should just like save it, but i guess they know where you are. money's for spending, bro. oh my god. how can you not love the awp? so scary. how can you not be romantic about baseball, man? so true.
30:32 where are they pushing us in bro? are they rushing out hut? they've been pretty random honestly. the last couple times they did rush a, yeah. rampless behavior. i'm clomping. yeah someone's on, silo. lobby's clear. oping silo. i'm out squeaky. don't come out squeaky, it's scary. very scary. there's an op looking through mini. oh no! you're right. op guy's got op guy. planting upper? no, i don't think so. lower?
31:24 i hear squeaky beats. oh my god, crazy. clutch your kick, bro. it's lower. we can kill any. oh my god. so where did they come through that time? i think they went outside. outside, okay. they won't do that again. fuck. we're gonna be econed. i'm just gonna throw a grenade ramp and then be aggressive again. rampless. squeaky stuff. squeaky behavior going on here. outside type behavior. a lot of stuff happening outside. silo, yeah.
32:35 oh, i saw two garage garage garage. oh shit. oh, i'm bad. i'm bad. i should have had him he was a mini good shooting yellow good shooting. we know where they are. oh, oh on top of mini oh my god, we won nice shit. nice shit. we won bingo bango bongo holy shit. i'm in xp overload
33:17 silver elite master! i don't know, i've got four days left to show off my xp overload. is that good? i don't know, he's got a p overload? i think it means i have no life. i think it literally they're like turn the game off, little bro. i didn't even see the scoreboard at the end. hopefully i wasn't the last. last on the winning team? nothing wrong with that. i was the last? oh, i gotta go pee. be right back! i also have to pee.
33:59 chat, was i last? well, they're not chatting in my chat so i will never know. wait, i can say whatever i want! i'm the only one who's not peeing! i hope both of them are sitting down and peeing because i can't have the standing up here in this discord. shut their kneecap.
35:11 comms, comms, intel, comms, long, going long. the buy period's expired, y'all. save round? i'm in? good round, good round. you guys okay? no, we're not good. corey went to bathroom. and i shot both of your kneecaps. i was yelling at my dick. i was yelling at my dick to pee faster. save round. damn, corey mogs me. post piss kill. good try. very cinematic death, corey. kate, watch this. you looking?
35:57 yep. ohhhhhh! you know how you do that? reload. is he jerking it again? i did wash my hands when i was yelling at everything the whole time. that explains why i got back faster. there's like two or three long doors, but we're playing like way up so they don't stand a chance. scout. suicide, i think? yeah. nice! oh my god. they did not expect you. what the fuck?! oh no. where was that here? call over here! call over here! the bomb is on the ground! augged. and i got augh, it's over.
37:01 okay, good job. i think he's the only person i ever see use the aug. i got tunnels. no, i got suicide. i got suicide. no, i got tunnel. tunnels is so much easier to shoot than suicide. i know if you like it. i think it's good. it has always been my favorite since people just like, you know, only play meta in this game. yeah, exactly. like my friends who don't buy aug. i'm the meta. they smoked med. our teammate is dead b. they're going to take b. yeah.
37:41 your feet are on fire, bro. i mean, it's rough over there. what do you want me to say? good play. oh, that might have been a little too far. i was trying to jump in and get the guy planting. the fella? good fucking kill? oh, he's up mid mid mid! behind, behind, behind. watch window, window, window, window. he's in. oh, i honestly thought you had him. with god as my witness, i thought you had him. oh, i hit him for 62. i hit him for 62. 6 2, 6 2. did they ever reply, kory? no, i've never seen anyone engage.
38:46 steely! why'd you call it engage? like i'm baiting them. guys, well, guys name is steely. really? yeah, yellow's name is steely. uh, at least too long. okay, they molly cat. i'm gonna go watch cat. they're in cat? no, that's steely, nevermind. i've been killed long. oh, he took your awp? you re walked the awp all the way up there, huh? what are you talking about, i walked the awp? i had a fucking mp5, man! oh, nevermind. alright, you had an awp last round. good shooting. good shooting!
39:38 rampler. one was pit as well, close to pit. good shooting! that's alright, that's alright. holy cow. i helped out big time. let's go steal it. you should do open mic and sing steely dan's song. like that?
40:22 are you pulling on my balls? we push. cat. i think they're coming, cat. shane dawson, twit longer, be like. oh, long. what the fuck is happening to me? oh fuck, i'm so sorry. two cat, two cat, two cat. at least two cat. i did not realize that was our own guy. there's one guy in double doors. oh fuck, why was i hearing some feet like under me? 617 kills. oh. yeah, that was plus me.
41:28 oh what the fuck? yeah they were car. one was car anyway. where were the my teammates go. you were all dead. kory got killed. little rude. i don't car do you, that's pretty good. did i invent that one? two deagle kills or the canucks get third overall tonight. tonight the draft? draft lottery. mid smoke. i'm going in kory. i don't see anything. they might be awping. they're definitely awping. smoked across. fucked up the smoke on the cross. this is my time.
42:25 call outs nothing that are long. there's one gavin mckenna. i'm so sorry deep long deep long. yeah they were watching you it's a pretty good song all day, i gotta look long kory. yeah, i'm going long. okay, apparently so is everybody else by the way the whole the whole team went long. oh
43:23 no, i'm a cat! almost all the team went long. two more long? i'm dead. i'm on the long flank. nice shit, kate. nice! last one long oh no, that's yeah, is that him? pit? comms? comms. pit? watch this. pit, pit, pit! all yours, he's wounded. i wounded him. good shot! holy cow! oh shit! sneaky deaky like, eh? damn, damn.
44:01 hey don't go long this time, i got long. oh steelie is giving me nods, yes, yes! don't go long, i got long, don't go long. oh i got out quick there. why is everybody go fucking a hole? there were two of them, one was in front of me and one was behind me. b, b stuff? confirming corey's call of b stuff. i fucked up the smoke so bad. no one's looking out long? there was, uh, stuff b.
44:45 yeah, b tons. i think bomb was down in smoke. that sounds crazy. maybe not? i don't know, man. one's mid doors, mid doors, mid doors. i'm so bad. i flinched. i've lost my glycogen. i've lost my glycogen. where's my god? where's my god? oh, he doesn't care about my god. i do need to eat lunch, really. i'm fucking... my stomach is eating itself. thank you, sir. thank you. i'm not gonna let him down this time. corey, let me go long. i got long. i literally need a cheeky four kill just to get close to even.
45:28 i'm gonna drop a nade and peel off. but when you throw the grenade, they're gonna be like don't go there there's a grenade if they walk out. i just one tap them. they flashed. here they come the prophecy they took his gun. they're running away more going mid. they just ran away from long you stay i'm gonna support our cat. sorry to ig. he's dead looking at cat. yeah, they're still on cat. oh my fucking god their cat their cat oh, he shot me. he shot my head off. shut my head off. mm hmm
46:23 oops. that means he's dialed. that was good. that was good, man. wicker. did a youtube video come out that was like, wicker is the best place to camp? i got no money. i'm 2 8, bro. ah, fuck. did i body block you? no, i just got owned. love. yeah, one ultimate or scout mid, not sure. oh, one crossed. got one. got mine.
47:41 that's tough. oh my god, i couldn't, i couldn't. i kept hearing shit in both ears, man. oh, it's probably because they're like behind you and in front of you and... a few fellows up there. i'm doing aggressive long plays. can't do anything this round. good luck, b. corey. damn, this is really aggressive. oh my god! don't go, don't go. oh god, my crosshair. i'm gonna die. you're not?
48:28 yes. it's a shoddy. yep. coming along. literally good. you planted your feet. that was pretty good. there's nothing you could do. i mean, we left five of them alive. we should have had them. i cannot believe i picked up a fucking shoddy, dude. that's so bad. out of all the gods. listening to gaucho right now. it's good, but asia definitely clears. oh, really? well, on your first listen of an album, you feel the authority to speak definitively? okay, bro. whatever you say. ridiculous.
49:05 give it some time for the themes to digest, bro. oh my god, oh my, the green pushed me as i was about to throw. thanks, green. okay, they smoked cross, so they're probably going long or mid. oh, it's really down and mid. three cat. you said three cat. yeah, confirm. these guys have a lot of confidence. oh my god, what a job. they're playing with a ton of confidence, man. well, i killed one, but... damn, this is gonna be rough on the t side if that's what they were doing on ct. gonna be tough. gonna be tough. that's what we were doing on ct.
49:49 yeah, it's gonna be tough. i'm 311 man, that's pretty embarrassing. flashbang, let's go. are you feeling down down down? i am i actually am feeling down down. you know the play we go long. flashbang tech nine long. yellow don't go that way. go this way. he's so confused. what the fuck is going on? the enemy yellows on adderall. i want them banned.
50:33 how did he do that? he was reloading and he headshot me. 3 ct. no fear, no fear. oh, good try. they're more scared of you than you are of them. yeah, i should have grabbed the usp. i mean, you were... there's a 1d3. what are you gonna do? b, b rush. fucking christ. that's unfortunate. one's on the catwalk. be careful. 2b.
51:38 got one? nice shot. almost got two, man. oh, straight back, straight back. scout. might want to pivot. cheater. oh my god. was a nice deke though. it was a nice one. i think there's something mentally about the deagle where you're like, i'm going to aim for his head because that's why this gun is good. and then with like other guns, i'm like, just let it fly, man. that's kind of nasty with a scout.
52:17 the deag feels like it lies to me. if you miss the first shot, you might as well just point it at your own head. at a 55? you know, not complaining. could be better. long style? pp long style? breen, i trust you. there's another one. what? okay, there were like four. i had bomb on cat. he's hurt, but...
53:08 he's right there! what the hell? he was like a little sliver, he was the thin man. dude, i didn't even see that guy. i feel like he's using your aug too, that's fucked up. that's alright, we lose fast, we go one more. he cannot use my aug. i know, i know. fingerprint luck. 3d printer, baby! i don't like the double door. unless we want to end this game fast. where do you want to go then? anywhere, bud. for me, i'm like b is suicide. i think if you rush b, it's pretty good. okay, he just ate the bomb, shot, didn't kill anybody.
53:50 one mid. he's gonna be rotating. there was one long. no one said a. holy fuck. you watching long? yeah, i got long. damn, we own? last one to scout, i think. unless he got the scout. ak down here, by the way. galil's better. i hear him near me. long. oh my god, long! sorry, i'll use my bed. you said you're looking long! the bait ler. the bait ler. what the heck?
54:40 he's fucked up, he baited his wife. let me teach you a little knife trick. make up for it. bad lines. holy fuck, it was the perfect smoke. i smoked on top of it. oh, okay. ooh, the auto sniper. guys, sights clear. i'm blind as fuck. kate's got bomb. last one. oh, ct. ct. last one ct.
55:37 good round, guys. good round. how could i not get a sis from that? it's like i've got the hit mark. i don't know. i don't know how a sis works. i did kill the eye for 100 though, so i don't know. that is weird. galil's insane, man. it's time for a revision on the galil. dropping homicide. three crossed. three crossed? three crossed. i swear it to you. oh my god. score 20 again! aw, yeah. how can you afford that? that shit's expensive.
56:32 you got this, big son. we came through so fast. also, i was looking at my mini map. also, literally doesn't even matter. i have a gamer keyboard. i'm married to a hot btuber. i don't... i literally don't need this. it means more to him than it does to me. it means more to him than it does to me. my life is awesome. let's do this, chums. okay. i threw a smoke mid so they could still think we're pushing.
57:14 oh you got him. oh behind, behind, behind stairs. i'm going into site. i think you gotta go site, yeah. they're both here. oh good try, good try yellow. that's right. oh really good try, good try. oh are you kidding me? i hate this gun! aka gun, it's tough. the recoil is really tough. one more? one more? one more? sure, sure, sure. yeah, last. for sure.
58:07 we've had pretty good results today. if there was any other god, it would have been better. for sure. what am i? am i... i have to be sink? ten? what are you? snakes? to my lungs, you're my heir. to my cells... i'll leave. i'll fucking leave. it's the type of shit you can say when you're top fragging.
59:00 you ever try to do this? try to walk backwards through your house and see how well you remember it? mine wouldn't take too long. stop shooting me in the head, teammate! caught in green onions. or not green onions, cream peppers. ooh. b rush? damn, did you see the fucking lightning coming out of my icon? that's crazy. yeah, b rush, b rush. i do see that! that must mean like, the way i'm playing is shocking or something.
59:34 hey, that's the xp overload. oh, that's what it is. stop approaching me. stop approaching me. i'm moving as fast as i can. there's one here. left. two down. our bomb dude is behind. yellow is behind shooting people in banana and dropping the bomb in banana. deep banana. oh my gosh. what the fuck happened?
1:00:16 what the fuck happened? they fucked your mental. we fucking, we had the site. yeah, yellow, yellow stayed behind with the bomb for some reason. i spell yellow with no w whatever. i'm not rushing. i'm not rushing. i'm not rushing. i'm not rushing. fuck it. let's rush. there's a lot. yep. i'm gonna get killed. i can't. i mean, that's just like, i can't get out. there's just too many there. this is big. this is huge. that's a good one.
1:01:11 holy fuck. scared when the dude's name is like a... i don't know, like a file name. oh my god, i saw the guy too. oh, execution. okay, don't follow me banana. i'm only going up banana to throw a grenade. to farm some damage on you, till. what the fuck? nah, he's tweaking. oh, there's a guy. i hit him twice. we'll distract him and then corey gets the kill.
1:02:16 got behind us know many behind escape go try good try honest literally not our fault is yellow just gave up on life dude did huge swing was he just shooting in the fucking? on like the whole time they might literally be 53 years old they like they might have nothing else to live for we can do this. there's no reason to follow yellow he said follow yellow. oh the dude who's like one bad day away from being on the news. yeah sure man let's put our faith in this guy where's he going?
1:02:52 i can't go through! bro thinks he's ding chavez, man. alright. i've actually never seen that play. i'm a simple man, he says follow, i follow. oh my god. whose grenade was that? it hit me right in the, like between your eyes. oh shit, there was a guy behind us! nice try. what do you think guys?
1:03:54 i think we should play as if yellow's not on our team. yellow got the bomb again. literally, we just kill five and then we win. don't follow me, don't follow me, don't follow me! i'm just going to throw grenades. i got mine. i've never seen that smoke. that's so weird. w. w, play orange. one's in... good try, kade. oh my god. he literally... his reflexes were like not fair. i injured someone. i don't know if that person's dead. i think i killed him. where's the bomb?
1:04:53 let's rate the intersection of four different angles. we'll peek out our heads. oh, had 100% confidence the guy was not there. don't follow me. don't follow me. i'm just gonna throw grenades.
1:06:25 well i heard him, i heard him in spawns. oh really? i was like, i just thought you had like incredible game sense to be honest. no i'm not apollo. here one apps. there's two uh like patio side of mid. i can't believe i didn't get them honestly. i have too much adrenaline right now my hand's shaking. yeah one's right side. yeah we can go, you can go back b. there's two, there's at least two on a. okay yellow's entering b.
1:07:27 they see nothing. yeah, yeah, they're planting the bomb. you should go like, oh church, church, church. nice, nice. wait, another fellow galil enthusiast? they're coming from ct. honestly, we might want to verify integrity of game cash. that should have been a kill. that's crazy. what? how? how did i not kill him? didn't seem right.
1:08:06 what was your damage on him? 63. don't follow me, i'm gonna throw some grenades. it's literally working. does it ever work? i'm top fragging! read malcolm gladwell, you cut out the outliers. there's one. i'm out. oh god! yeah, plant here. okay yeah, plant here, it's fine, it's fine. what's that behind? good round josh. nice.
1:09:19 did you see i locked in when it came time to shoot my teammate though. did the grenade actually work though? 104. 104 must have worked. i'm literally chilling. okay, they smoked off balcony and boiler. holy shit. arches. i wait smoke and push balcony. two remain. cover me on planting. go go go, riot, go. nobody pit.
1:10:35 i think he was arches last, yeah. one and one, it worked again. it works, it works. what if you notice we're two different kind of beasts? what? you, i think you pop off, sorry to get that like uh intonation there, i think you pop off after a warm up and i pop off dry. the two of us together would be unstoppable. where's me? we're playing together. oh you're just always the best. what a shot.
1:11:12 orange, that's my king. behind us. i've dropped. how does that not get two kills? he's so wounded down banana. good kill. last one, yeah. okay, you have the bomb. are you planting? well, i can't at the b. i think there's a guy with the awp. okay, come to a. come to a. it was an awper? yeah. oh my god. damn, she didn't even bend her knees. i'm no cersei. oh shit. double meaning.
1:12:19 that's my literary goat. let me be comms for corey. he's brick. he's cobble. he's marble right now. he's foundation. he's retaining. he's camping retain. he's behind me. it's me. hi world. good round guys. good round. the guy didn't even attempt to win. he didn't even like try to play. all right. i'm hopping. i'm hopping banana. i'm sick of losing banana.
1:13:05 opping banana. wait, do you guys know does orange up banana? i have no clue purple purple ops. i have not only time i'm telling a knock knock joke or something. i don't understand what i'm saying oh, you're talking about their purple literally missed holy cow kory this guy this guy keeps smoking it in like the worst way yeah, crazy idea here
1:13:57 we were not clear on sight at all. dude just planted like hyper aggressively. i hear him right here, on my right. oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
1:14:45 okay, they mollied it this time. that's a bit smarter. i hear the footsteps. motherfricker! it's a damn disaster out here! help me! thank you, you saved my life. oh, one in apartments, one in apartments. one apps. he was into the right. oh, two apartments. we get those. oh my god! oh no. it literally shouldn't even be possible to miss that. sorry, i got enough for one next round. oof!
1:15:41 that was the idea. last ones up there. it doesn't really matter with an awp. it helps! that's why you should use it. it's the best gun in the game. oh, why swing? or a... damn, the bomb fell on its side, man. looks like a one in ten thousand chance. got a plant. got a plant. got a plant! oh my god. rush him. there's two seconds! oh my god! motherfucker, man!
1:16:28 well, yep, we're sacrificing him. everyone point your guns at him so he feels bad. everyone point your guns at his head. don't actually shoot, but just make him feel threatened. we have neurons in our brain that can tell when someone's looking at us. they couldn't look at our way. they knew. they were ashamed. got mine. off in the apartment. in the apps? it's a job for me. don't worry, give me two seconds, i got him.
1:17:17 i don't see him. oh, he finally won. he finally won. hallway? yeah, you left, yeah. cinema. you really wanted the gun? blenting. be clear, pit. she did not, but it didn't seem to matter. oh, library. and patio. left, kate, and right, technically.
1:18:08 how does that miss? how does it miss? he's the fastest kid alive. he's the fastest kid alive. i should just not pick, but there were three. i don't know. maybe i could have thrown something. that's why literally i'm not even messing with you. ct is way easier. okay, i'll go a.
1:18:41 i throw a grenade down banana. you know they can't resist going. this guy loves nading banana. bro, it's free damage! banana boy. it's free damage. banana boy. banana boy. you just throw a grenade and walk back. oh, you fucker. there, banana banana! heavy banana. heavy banana. heavy. banana banana. i resign. i love this flank though. oh my god, i missed so many shots there. three on three, you guys got this.
1:19:34 right what can i do i didn't hit them at all we're dancing no, so i did 200 damage, you know why? grenade a grenade did a lot of work man. i'm going armorless mag 7 in the apartments. call me professor plum okay, i'll go be i guess you have gone or you have a gun i don't bring any you tell though oh, he's also coming
1:20:11 oh, there's a yeah with the shotgun with the shotgun bomb is is mid up alt mid. oh, come on. they're on a y'all. yeah, there's one guy left he's looking for a gun rose literally looking for the best gun. this is so i'm gonna crash out. i don't know what he's doing though i literally got mine too yep incredible t smoke. he's not gonna reload either for that like
1:21:02 old time. oh my god. that was pretty good. oh my god. he doesn't have enough time. still. honestly, he earned himself one of those. he earned himself a get out of there? excuse me, he said get out of there. i know. get out of there! i would never do that to my new best friend. you hated yellow! you hated yellow! that's the guy i said we should all throw down the well? yeah! oh, wow.
1:21:38 well, i shouldn't have been so hasty. you guys throwing nades? they got some crazy nade tech. down banana, by the way. we don't need two people there. maybe. what the fuck? oh my god. what? how does that make any sense? i got one, but there's still more coming. you're right with the nades. they know how to bounce it, for sure. bomb dropped in front of corey. yep, yep, yep. balls dropped banana. we don't need to be aggressive. they're just running around with their knives out, man.
1:22:52 oh fuck, he's in sight? he's his blink dagger. what the fuck? you okay, kory? he's stunned. he's flabbergasted, man. i literally think, here's what i think happened. ricky got behind you and then got targeted by an ally venge swap. that's the only way they could have gotten behind you without you noticing. i don't know what the fuck you're talking about. is that a league or a dota thing? yeah, that's dota. oh, okay.
1:23:30 there's one coming midrinally. oh, there's a lot b confirmed. oh my god. oh jesus christ. can i just sell my op back? oh well, that's no good man. i guess i gotta wait for the smoke to dissipate and then ego farms from kills weird that's what i would have done six nine the head yo there's another one
1:24:13 yoda type shit. i'll buy a grenade. i mean grenade down banana is like free fucking free fucking dopamine, bro until until you see an aid come right? wow. that's why you throw the grenade you hold ass. oh i volunteer. okay. that was a crazy grenade. maybe corey's got a point lots of you till banana steps banana okay, literally he should be dead
1:24:51 what the fuck? i only have pistol. okay. dude's just hanging out in spawn. looking down mid with an awp a minute into the round. good lurk. that was a w lurk, honestly. he looked at it, man. he's gonna kill him, man. he looked at it. oh, oh, oh, good shooting. worth. literally came back to bite his ass. grenade cooked in an nl style with engine source.
1:25:47 little bit of a cerebral joke. i'm a boy. where we dropping lance? literally wait a second just wait a sec for the nades. no you til b. i hear stuff e or a. that was crazy. why is orange my puppy dog man? oh, he's late apartment. dude's dead. crazy. my god.
1:26:50 ayo! daaamn! oh shit, we're fucked, man. i got the polycule ak from the t side. we don't no wonder we're getting our asses beat. sorry, what? i said what i said! what's the polycule ak? imagine what you think it would look like. one cross. going 1b? ugh.
1:27:27 how the heck did they snipe me with the ak? saved your gun. you see bomb, kory? maybe. i didn't know you were in the shit. won't that be? yeah, yeah, yeah. i think they're all b. motherfucker. good try. he's on site. he's on site. i believed, because you have my gun. i did get a kill with your gun. literally, if i had my gun, there's no chance. i'm oping banana.
1:28:42 no, they're gonna cum banana this time. cum banana, cum cum banana. fucking everybody went b, huh? how am i first? i was like way late. lots of stuff a, lots of stuff going down a. really? it's a fucking nightmare on banana, bro. never going b. i just get... donated. fuck is he talking about? saw a guy, he just went arches, i think. no, he walked through apartments here.
1:29:33 shit did get fucked up when i tapped a dude with the molly. i think they're at b now. yep. oh good shooting sound effects are great. i know one's gonna be coming from a w cons on that one. that's true. oh, it's still good man. still good. it's still fun. still a fun game