Mix-maing the coziest game ever (Flock Around)
Northernlion2026-05-13Flock Around
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bouncing on it in a way that has kory on top of me. you're in the party! you're in the party. i'm literally stuck right now, can someone get kory off of me? oh, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i didn't know, okay, i didn't know, i didn't know. my bad. ryan, is your microphone working? yeah, we can't hear you. we cannot hear you. hello? am i working? yeah, you're working fine, you're working fine. does it look like i have nipples?
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it kind of does look like you have nipples, yeah. nobody's nipples are that big. i've been muted for four minutes. i've been muted for four minutes. no, this is a real... i grabbed the exact right hue. i had an image of mine. oh, you did the eye dropper tool on your nipple? exactly. chipotle, i'm gonna increase your volume so that your volume is at 69.
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oh, wait, that's turning it down, no? everyone is at 0.5. oh, shit. oh, you can adjust your eyes independently. what? really? yeah. give me better. can we change our color to be yellow so that we can be minions together? sure. oh my god, you still already did it. where do you do that? how'd you get a whistle? i want a freaking whistle, dude. i can be like arthur morgan when he calls his horse.
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1:32
you're obsessed with it right then, huh? i just love that game, man! it's the good one! where do you change your color? i don't know. i'm just looking at the keys. i got a nice brown. god, you changed your skin. press g and then click the customize appearance button. i don't know how to view myself in this game, so i'm just don't o walling by whispering. i don't think it's working. you have to say everything to us, usong. i'm sorry, buddy. i don't think it's working at all.
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okay, that's okay. we're gonna hear every goddamn thing you say. oh my god, why are they so expensive? i know i was trying to flex on everyone by buying a hat, but i couldn't afford it. oh! wait, what the hell? i watched you james. what the hell just happened, man? you look so sad. i'm scary. no, i'm just so happy that i'm looking at birds. you look so sad.
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i'm looking i've been looking at birds all day. i'm just oh i'm tired. take you to the emergency room. no, that's dude. that's how your eyes get off. you've been off and all day 100% his eyes shall we? how'd you do whistle
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yeah, i don't know how to do whistle either. wait, what is ryan's play? maybe we gotta earn a whistle. yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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okay, and then i don't know if the birds like actually get scared when we talk to them. oh, i'm snapping. oh my god. i got it. i got it. oh my god.
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just have to great photo, and then you run it back and you get some money for it right yeah, it's pokemon snap rules, baby oh shit oh can you develop your photos here yeah, man dude rich man the best part of video games is when you get a grade damn oh
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and then immediately fucking blow that on something for sure man. i'm gonna be the best at this. i'm gonna be the best at this.
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what's the problem? bro, i'm literally looking at the fucking swan right now do they actually respond i think if you have a whistle the zoom only goes to 2x on this or 4x of this shitty default camera. oh
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fuck. fuck. fuck. i'm fucking rich, bro. and then $800. my god, can you get better? can you get better cameras?
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i gotta go get some better key. i'm not gonna flex on him yet though.
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love it. we bought this to play together, but fuck that bro $8,000 for amazing tslr and then we can get $50,000 golden now we're talking i love that oh yeah, we can't get it so quiet. i can't turn you up shit i got a fucking good one
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right down there. bro, i'm being flashed. no, no, no, no, no. i'm enabling the shot. i'm enabling the shot. i got mine. i got mine. they're not going to be happy that i played so much cs before this. i'm in the wrong fucking headspace, bro. look at that fucking jump shot though. 17? they're fucking trolling, bro.
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and then customize appearance. hit him with something fucking crazy. boom. 20 stars from all players. i have four stars. yo, sick drip dude. yo. this shit cost me a rack bro. it's balenciaga.
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i spent my first rack on clothes. i'm gonna buy some seeds for my second rack. seeds?! to feed the birds! yeah, i really like that. oh, mary fucking poppins style. did you get that one? i did. did it actually shit on me? did it shit on me? oh, you got poop on your head, chip.
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wait, no man, i gotta go home and change. he literally has a bottom. above you there's bird up here. there's a bird, there's a blue jay above us. already got him, already got mine. my god, i got it. i got a gold star. motherfucker man.
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who's going around scaring all the damn birds you're doing that you're scaring all the bird how so how so which i know is our job, but you know we have to get their shot occasionally to do they really get angry i got a shiny bird. oh, i don't know where to put my feet
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that's no that's my seat that's my you song put your seat in my mouth i could be a birdbath. i could be a birdbath
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i think we fucking creep up here, man. can you guys keep it the fuck down? jesus. well, i died to fall damage.
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alright, i've had my impulsive fun now it's time to time to lock in with the squad that's a great shot, bro, you're trying to get through bowser's door. oh
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patience bro.
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i forgot to jump, but i got achievement. you need a better camera. where can you buy a better camera? you need to get it bro. you need to get breaded. and then customize appearances. and then on the top right there's a camera tab and you can spend money to buy cameras. you can buy. are there leaderboards?
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look at me, look at me hector. look at me guys fucking chill. greatest shot of all time. smallass birds in the sky. one star guidebook star bonus $200. fuck yes. fuck yes bro.
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holy shit she got three stars. what the fuck? favorite bird? shoebill platypus. wait i do have 30 stars. did you guys get to a new biome yet? 710 fucking stars bro.
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ostrich is pretty fucking cool. you're not lying. yeah, yeah, just jump around everywhere. scare the birds, man. this is gonna be fucking huge. they're making so much noise.
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so much noise, man. damn, this is kinda awesome. oh shit, what the fuck's going on in there? is that grogu? i'm clomping, they hate me. what is thi oooh!
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the holy fucking grail? oh, whoa! he tried to melee me.
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okay, watch this. he shit on you? no shot, bro. no shot. that's just my eye. how many stars do we have? okay. i have 39. oh no, we share stars. we have 39 stars. what did i walk in on? don't do it. furtive ass bird, bro.
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that's a fucking good one. that is a fucking good one right there. two birds in the same fucking photo. okay, and then we have to get the rarest bird before anybody else.
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what do we want? are you hearing this shit? guys fucking chill, there's like a million here! oh shiny bird! oh fuck!
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no, no, no. ah! it flew away. up in the tree. i'm wasting all my pictures on it. how's it going, yo? we're gonna be dead. what the hell? ryan, i heard you got two birds in one photo. what are you, a stone? okay, that's pretty good. yeah? how do you feel about this shit right here? yo, speak on that, king. how do you get that?
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cost me three grand. i like that you're wearing a high vis vest for your so no one shoots you. it cost me a rack bro. really one grand for a high vis bro? it is a little crazy. bro i didn't even care camera upgrade cost of one rack i spent that like it was nothing. i don't even think is it an upgrade or is it just a different color?
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it's a zoom, you can zoom further. oh shit! yeah, back at the spawn. you can do it in your inventory too, chiblee, i swear it to you. really? you can do the upgrades? yeah, yeah. customize appearance and then just buy a better camera. no, no, no, no. this is different, dude. no, no, no, it's different. it's different. that's actually a cosmetic. awesome. this is real hardware.
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i'm gonna go across the bridge. yeah, yeah awesome now my camera's red and now i'm behind on economy which means i'm never gonna fucking i'm never gonna catch up at this point wait wait looking hector that's a fucking beautiful picture i
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it's not beautiful enough. oh shit. good call, good call. look at me. look at me. fucking don't block the shot. dude, the binoculars is... the binoculars would be way better if they were a camera. there's like 10x zoom on the screen.
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i hear a hummingbird again. downey, woodpecker, towne, and marmiller. i already feel like i've lost the... i'm gonna be real with you, kate. i used so many seeds down there. i don't know if they do anything. you guys want a calliope hummingbird? is it she in hollow life? yeah, i'll get a varied thrush whistle. okay, okay. you got the right audience for that joke.
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dude i saw giga getting face to face with a bird and the bird didn't even like move i was crouching too quick scope brian yeah, i've been trying like i've been using it as an op. i need to use it as a scout i
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oh, no, yeah, cuz you can get action shots. oh no. i'm going in. i'm going in. i don't care. don't stop until you're numb. and then run it back. some good pictures in there. whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell are you thinking, son of a
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no, no, no, no, no, no. you think you're trying to be quiet? you think it's subs over here? ah, you got a sicko pervert, you think it's subs? i would never do that, i'd never do that. yo, there's a spot behind the waterfall. yeah, yeah, i think we need to do a double jump to get there. watch this, watch this.
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secret shop. wait, what if this is just a peak spot? anyone? hey, chiblee.
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that's corey. that's not shibley. that's corey. what's up? you're up top. that's shibley. it is shibley. how'd you get in there? it's kind of sick, right? they got nothing in here, bro. you got any whistles? look at this guy.
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nah we got different eyes bro i don't know. what what look oh shit yeah i forgot the pointy one. watch this get off my head i need i need agility here okay
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wait, i think i get bonus points if you're in the photo too. wait, wait, wait, i'll get close, i'll get close. i'll creep. yeah, yeah. let it shit on you. okay, this is the risky jump here, he might fly away.
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i feel like a voya. or a bovah. huge. okay, i got a hat. yo check out my hat! check out my hat everyone! damn! a common a shiny uncommon bird has spawned! but where?
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there's a matt johnson hat. wait, wait, wait. that's the fucking lad right there. that's the fucking lad. i'm gonna have him eaten out of the palm of my fucking hand.
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no shot. no, i got i got multiple. i got multiple northern yellow warbler. oh, okay. okay.
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you catching any shinies on the default island? no no no no, there's one on the other island over here. smart, smart. i'm upgrading my camera, i'm going to 8x zoom. i'm on that bridge. oh, you're taking a picture! i took a picture of you on the bridge! no, we're gonna do it, we have a new business idea, we're gonna charge this pole for the bird watching, we have to pay a toll to get across the bridge. didn't really work out though, we kinda had the moves on us. wait, that's kinda sick.
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wait, ryan, i have a question. yeah? who is bob balaban? who is bob balaban? he's an actor. he's an actor with male pattern baldness that often plays meek bureaucrats. oh, like what's the norwood scale? five. five. really? that's not great. he ain't coming back. let's put it that way.
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dude, i think i am coming back because i've been drinking protein. i think i was just deficient in protein. i don't well, i mean it's probably happened. that is like one of the stages of of cope though for sure. no yeah but like the delude if i'm like delusional in a good way i'm like i don't mind i think. yeah, delude this bro. okay if i stop stop making so much fucking noise watch this most beautiful picture of all time is coming right here.
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i threw down some **** seeds right there. oh, nice dude. nice. and then we just **** wait. i've never seen the birds. dude. you look so funny. crouched it. so, i'm just a small little guy. are there birds? birds? any birds? i got seeds right here. no, i'm seeds on me. i just want to take photos of my friends. cheese. take a
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my god, there's a whole flock or a formation. what do you call it? we got canadian geese over here, bro. i don't know. i don't know. oh shit. oh my god. all right there. it's beautiful. i got flying shot. i got a flying shot. it's pink. oh right behind us give me something good man. give me enough to upgrade zoom again. oh
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dude, we're literally just farming. just take shots of the birds that are flying through the air, 100 bucks each, get up to 12x zoom.
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in 10 minutes they're gonna be like, how did you get so much money? like how is your camera so good? i literally i spam 10, i go turn it in, i spam turn them in. wait, you're actually right. this is meta. i don't know if i'm taking a picture of a stick or of eagle. oh my god, i'm literally rich. ryan, this is insane. ryan, i've just made like two grand in like 10 20 seconds. first i want to see the other side that i cannot get to.
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and now i'm gonna go back and get better zoom. i'll be right back. motherfucker! what? he's beating our strat by actually playing the game?
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i haven't bought any clothes. what's the cost for the second zoom upgrade? is it 58? 50,000? i think it's like 3,000. okay, 3,000? i'm like that, 3,600? oh, i feel like i'm harassing this bird. almost just fucking fell.
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oh, gorgeous photo. that hatches. wait, flock! look where i'm looking. flock. okay, i gotta turn these in and it's flocking time. dude, i just wasted all of mine. hang on. i got them in my sights, all pink. thanks for the pen. all of my photos are worth 10 bucks, bro. we're polluting the market. is this the hot spot? yes. i'm buying again. there's a flock. no? where? oh my god, they're worth a dollar each.
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yeah, i don't know about this mid or anymore. i think maybe like if you get close ones maybe that's where you buy tango i
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that was a good fucking round. that was a good fucking round. hi. he's under you. you said don't look where you are. i know, but it's supposed to be a parkour. oh, i just fell. wait, now we're fucking popping, bro. my film capacity is an auto all time high.
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now we can farm some good photos. oh shit. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. dude, that bird and i, we just became best friends. you should be able to put seeds in your hand and then like have the bird eat out of it. whoa, what is this beast? oh, the three star flyer. look at that one in the tree behind us, but be careful. tree behind us? yeah, crouch, crouch, crouch. it's on the other side of this branch right here. okay.
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you see this thing? oh, he's beautiful. you fucking scared him! i'm scared of you! you were talking at the same volume, dude. i saw no, i saw your volume go red! oh my okay, that's on me. sorry, the devs were trying to talk to me in my, uh, via the game and i got scared. oh yeah, it happens, it happens. it happens, it happens. oh, oh yeah.
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okay, i'll see you down there yeah because i have pink island all to myself man it's actually kind of bad up here you want to spend all of our stars on locking a new biome that other people don't know exists yet
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giga the statues a thousand bucks are you are you fucking are you kidding me? i swear on my life. i just got a thousand dollars for the statue for the statue is it like yeah, what's the status? oh, look backward black bird and back shots yeah, this one's a shy one
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it fucking talked to me. i'm out of money, bro. got him, got him. i got a picture of that statue. you said a thousand dollars? yeah, i got a thousand dollars for the statue. what the hell? i got a parkour again? yeah, yeah, yeah. here, here. i want to follow too. alright, just wait. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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this is the oh shit. he's so distinguished. oh, two birds. two birds. and save him.
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i'll tell you where it is for $9.99. i'm selling it. oh, i'm sorry. yes. you get money from here and then there's a freaking easter island hit like statue. take a
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thank you. how do you get there? i'll have to parkour? oh shit, okay. no! no! damn it! the statue of legend and there's a hummingbird. there's geese in the air right now.
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how many people can stack? can we stack like 10 people? oh you can stack on me. oh yo! yo! nice! the way to get the angles? okay, what if you walk? wait, do you think we can get into an r rated movie if we put a trench coat over us? maybe. but is this the angle strat? i don't know. oh, that thing on your head! wait, it works! yo, let's go! i can actually move this time. oh shit! i'm out of film! yeah, i gotta go. i gotta go get some.
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i got a statue. this is gonna be huge. you got a statue? i did. thank you. thank you for the intel. i got $4,000. yes. dude, i got a four star photo. no shot! that gave me a hundred bucks. was it shiny? oh, wait. never mind. it wasn't... i didn't realize it was a star. fuck it. give me a ruby crown, the kinglet.
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give me a varied thrush female whistle. give me some fucking beige seeds. i need beige seeds right now. i'm going for that 20th zoom man. that's smart. that's a smart play. yeah, i'm going for the zoom. i saw that mkbhd reviewed the third zoom upgrade recently. it's pretty cool. i liked it. i thought it was good. i thought it was a good joke. yeah, i'm not covering my mouth right now. it's good.
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maybe birds are kind of awesome. yeah, this is this is genuinely nice the bird that the calls said real the mars biome where did where did they spit they spit all their stars? i don't think it's a spending thing i think it's just a marsh marsh marsh marsh marsh marsh go go go i
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one stop photo you're having a long is this the damn marsh? yeah, certainly looks very marshy. oh
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unbelievable shot that's a derpy ass bird man it's landing it's landing oh my god
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get out, chiblee, chiblee get out the shot, mate! i need to see the bot, i need to see the bot! tmz spotted chiblee and he was one. show me your bot, yes! hey, hey, get a room. i think it's gonna attack me bro, why is it eyeing me up? i need 13k to upgrade my camera? yeah sure, just yell.
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crows out in the marsh yelling about economic conditions. scared the damn swan away, man. you see this beast? shit. two beasts. they're in love.
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wait, let's see. okay, i smell big zoom now did holy shit snus could be bigger in frame motherfucker. no, they're real picky dude. i don't really like this industry like there that's a crazy shot
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whoa lifer first buffalo head ever marsh is goated bro oh, sorry, sorry i ran i ran
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i think if a swamp is gone you might know. so what if we take a photo of this and then you give us a thousand dollars? yes i finished the swamp! guys guys take a photo of this! a thousand dollars! yeah three for everyone. guys guys guys take a photo of the mural it's a thousand dollars! oh yeah point of interest.
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oh, it's on you dude! no shot. it was on you for a second, now it's back in the oh my god, i gotta sh that was a beautiful moment. that was genuinely it's like bernie sanders. how come the 1% of seeds get 99% of the birds? stop stop stop stop stop stop! shut the fuck up. oh my god oh my god oh my god. my life is beautiful, never kill yourself!
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that was beautiful. that was beautiful. oh my god.
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honestly, he didn't give me shit. how much was it worth? how much was it worth? hold on, hold on, i'm gonna see, i'm gonna see. i got a canada goose. i've got 1000 trumpeter swans. so many. okay, buffalo head on your head, 450. shit. okay, and a trumpeter swan on your head, 117. not too bad, not too bad. that's messed up.
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dude, i got so much money. oh my god. oh my god. and who got you that money? i'm like rich. i'm like 10 thousand. weird **** bird on me. on you? close by. oh yeah. i'm scared. what the hell? he's on your head. he's on your head.
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in the tree. eagle! eagle, eagle on me.
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that's in motion. w motion. eagle on me guys. eagle on me. is she on me? no, no, it's in the tree right there. oh shit! that was just on my head bro, i think it tried to kill me. what the fuck? you're lucky to be alive. bro these things kinda move like this in shot mode. that was a crazy shot bro, it was a trick shot. 10k. they should have bunny hopping and birding man. it fits, they're both animals.
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osprey, not this one. that one's pretty good. that this was supposed to be the money maker bro. that's a beautiful fucking picture right there. and then mother fucker. sorry man, nothing some beige seeds can't fix.
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keep it down please. it's fucking the mountain from the machi koro box art bro. well, you take all the pictures of them not flying and then we go like this.
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oh my god. oh my god. come back. bro, come back. come back.
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he's in the branch. is he your eyeball? okay, that was kind of awesome. did he eat my damn scenes, man?
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he's a name trainer. oh, sorry. sorry. sorry. still kind of worth it. three star in there. all i take is three star bro. damn, i'm fucking loaded. i've got an incredible idea and nobody believes in me which makes is going to make it so awesome when this works out. oh wait, you guys can hear me?
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i'm on i'm in pink town. okay, okay, okay. come on up. i got a great idea. okay. i might need to farm a little bit first though. all right, one moment. i'll be right there. yeah, i need to farm briefly. tell me if you see a bird. my god. i think i see it. it's ugly duckling. what the fuck? it's a beautiful swan. it's a beautiful swan. wow. what are the odds?
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what's your zoom percentage? six. you got to up that before you become part of my heist. what the hell? what's yours? 12. 12. what the hell are they doing down there? they're disrupting my cozy game. all right, kate, where'd you go? you're right there, the spot where you just were. why is it still 10? i leveled up, but why is it 10?
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maybe go 6 to 10 then to 12. okay, look, see where i am and see where i'm looking? there's an absolutely beautiful picture right here. oh my god, you're right. they be doing that. kate, this is us. aww. i'm the one with the eyebrow. oh, you must have farted. then we turn those in.
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and then get ready because we're about to make probably $10,000. it was worth nothing. those were worth nothing. they're the most beautiful pictures anyone's ever taken. $154. it was worth nothing. it's a sick joke. $12, $8, $10.
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show me them angles. it's not moving, man. oh! poor you! i didn't know! it was too late. this flight is so fucking weird. alright, kate, you ready? yeah. okay, watch this, okay? listen, they all count. they all count. yeah, we need like 30 more stars. osprey in the tree.
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i needed to see back. look away, look away. like i retconned. he's so fast with the back. yes. what is the next camera you can get? there's one on your foot. don't move. there's one on my foot. it's the most beautiful bird i've ever seen. oh my god, what the fuck? i want to film.
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i love that. oh, i guess the 475? i've had round the ball rocks. yes, yes, it worked. fuck, double my money, let's go. i needed the hummingbird, i ran out of the film. oh no. that was good though, right? what the fuck is this, man? whoa, whoa! we got it.
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are they playing like drum and bass music down there? like what's going on? kate, i have a bird on my head. he's looking. i think he got the right whistle.
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it's really loud. why does this one have the bandana that dan always wears from the karate kid? oh, it's the woodpecker. oh shit. oh shit, and he's pecking. i think these birds are cheap. yeah, we gotta go to a new biome, i think. did you get all the biome from the...
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what's the pond area? uh, let me check. let me turn in these photos and check kind of loaded. um, no, i haven't done too well on the oh, maybe i got pictures of everything. yeah how do you have everything of the woodland? no woodland. i'm missing anna's hummingbird and the bullshit excuse me and rufus is hummingbird. i'm missing so much. i just be snapping the hell
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belt kingfisher? let me see, belt kingfisher? from the woodland? no. the pond area. oh, from the marsh. dude, oh my gosh. the trumpeter swan, i have you on the photo. wait, i haven't even looked at that. how can you check the photos that you've got in the guidebook? oh, you click on them. oh! yeah, yeah, yeah. and then for the mute swan, i got chiblee in it. wait, what do you not have from this area? do you have everything?
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no, i got like nothing. what are you missing? i am missing black headed, gross beak, calipe hummingbird. and then i'm missing purple finch. i'm missing a lot of like the side views. wait here, watch this. i'm literally gonna get you one. okay, you ready? yeah, yeah.
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what is this horrific sound by the way? i don't know. just wait. just for it. just give it a second. there's a pink one. do you see the pink one? there's a bird on your fucking head. no. oh my god. oh my god, it's looking at me. i want the big bird to fly. is there a difference between beijing and beijing ducks?
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it ain't flying. it ain't flying. oh wait, it's here. it's here. oh my god, it's on your head! don't go! there, stop it. i look so happy. shiny bird! where's zai shan? we're pointing up in the air.
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they ate our freaking seeds. i need to fly. yes! what a shot. that has to be good. that has to be good. where did our seeds go? i think they despawned. come on. give me something good here. oh.
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54:32
the common raven. it's on you, it's on you, it's on you. damn it! purple fig. oh, there he goes.