He spread his wings and flew (Counter-Strike 2)
Northernlion2026-05-11Counter-Strike 2
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a rank on that map? you should be able to check, can't you check how many away she is? james franco... james franco spider man 3. there you go. that's how you check my... no, i went to... that was me and the gift keyboard. it's the one where james franco goes like this. i forget how to check. i don't even know if there's such a way. there is. there was a way before. it was like, oh, they need this many games before they can...
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i think that was before you can play competitive, wasn't it? i don't know. no, you can always play comp. yeah, yeah, yeah, you can always play competitive. and then they ask him, they ask him, how's the pie? and he goes, so good. you know, there are people that insult me in the letterbox comments and i go to their profile, they rated spider man 2 the same as spider man 3. like this, this is the state of the trolling ecosystem right now. unbelievable, man. yeah, spider man 3 way better.
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good one, that's a good one. what about the bus? yeah, the bus goes by and james franco despawns. have you seen spider man 3? which one is that? venom. it's the first one with venom. no, no, no. the sony one? yeah, so he dances, he becomes emo peter and he does the montage. no, no, i only watched the second one. i think. literally the right play except the first one is also good.
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because i feel like the second one was really popular and then the third one came out and it was not good confirmed and i still i don't remember if i actually watched it or not people hate on the emo peter i think emo peter was good probably because you were emo kory. what's this room? no, it's what it's what like a dork would think is cool like he was acting out like what he thought was cool it made sense
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this is an honest question. were you bald when it came out? i was close. what year did it come out? summer of seven, may of seven. i was deep in the balding. max balding was occurring. all right, kate, follow me. this is outside. this is lobby. we're going to ramp. hell, i sound like? where's hell? hell is under heaven. shoot me play the bomb, bro. okay.
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squeaky ass lord ding shabbat that's good good kill good behind you on site oh my there's literally three dancing oh i shot his clavicle shooting the curve in your clavicle shooting i don't know is that like uh dashboard confessional it's uh alkaline trio it's okay yeah vindicated yeah i know what you're talking about hope
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dangles on a string like slow spinning redemption. it sounds like that instacart commercial where the kid only likes thin ham. we got rush b again, fuck it. i'm dead. he fucking my god. i think he knew i was coming that way. he shot through you into me, bro. miranda july type shit. wow, i cannot shoot that guy at all. i think we need like awp to get to that box. wow, wow, wow. good try. actually, literally nice try. you got an ace, y'all.
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he did. who's alby13? are you a stream sniper? let's not go that way this time anyone have smokes? kate's got a smoke. i do. where did my smoke go? what the fuck? my smoke is in the air? oh no! yellow's got bombed. they're just kind of i mean we're kind of owning don't get me wrong, but... yellow, you have bomb? what the fuck? what was that shot? i thought that was heaven for sure, but i'm not a hundred percent. lobby?
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good round guys. i got you an op, ryan. no shot. yes, man. oh, damn. how do i give it to you? wait, what? just press g on it. you already got it. oh, damn. it's like it's meant to be. give it to this guy. someone threw another op. holy shit. i'm going outside. no one's taking it. why are people scared of the op? it's literally the best gun.
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we don't need multiple ops. there's only two people with ops. you drop the bomb and then you literally pick it back up. it's called juggling. mini. orange, pink down. mini again. i'm planting lower. would anyone like to follow the bomb carrier down the lower? it's three on one. you guys got this. oxus, my friend. i love this angle, kate. ramp. right here. left side ramp. just hide. you don't even need he has to get bomb anyway.
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oh, no. oh, no. oh, come on. that's horse hockey, man. holy shit. how did he fucking know right where you were? did you shoot at him from there? i wasn't me. that was yellow. i think i died. what the hell is guys got? there's so many stuff that's on the ground. he's an infinite font of aks, man.
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bro's a source block. ah, fuck. they're rushing squeaky it sounds like? oh, one went up. yep. wow. he's gonna have an ak behind you guys. be careful. alright, you go down. i'll watch behind us. might be up. up top! in the sky! in the sky! alright, literally i'm just gonna help our bomber, i guess. oh, this is horrible. it's just you. oh my god. good try. what can you do? that guy has like the whole gear with the glasses.
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i what the hell happened? what the hell happened? the awper on the outside silo killed three of us. damn, it's been a big day for this galil, man. alright, no armor... follow me, i've got galil. a or b? a? yeah, here we go. oh, fuck! the enemy's there. oh no! worth dying, literally worth dying. oh my god. oh my god, he got him.
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it was the worst read i've ever seen in my life. literally uninstall the game. you got this, orange. i think blue is lit. scroll wheel user, uninstall. he literally planted your bomb. heaven, heaven, heaven! he dropped. no he didn't. bro thinks he's shooting at wembys. he thinks he's shooting at wembys. what's he doing? holy cow, dude! well done. oh my god. it's like a mouse.
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we're actually mogging t side. i think hello was in our first game on the other side. the orange, our orange. did you literally just make an adele reference? hello from the other side. hello on the other side. blue box, got him. one more. he's doinked on blue box. oh, he went in secret, secret's here behind you, secret. careful. smart, smart. good look, good look, good look. oh my god.
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what? i got the dink sound. holy shit, what? you can off? that's crazy. what you guys got? i am broke as hell, dude. rush ramp, rush ramp. ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp. let me go first. i got mac 10. mac 11 ain't been invented yet. i did 29 damage or 79 damage. i'm gonna flash, watch out. we run through. i can't see.
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i can't see i'm lost sure bro your gun sure sure sure teal your gun you it's me you have a fucking gun already got a mac 10 mac 10 probe a we don't have the bomb we don't the bomb we don't have the bomb we can't we can't we can't dents and killed him when they come down because they saw us come down where the heck is the bomb there's a guy that's oh fuck it makes sense he was just watching the bomb where was the bomb
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yes. oh, don't go that way. just by not going that way. this has been a good round. yeah. up the ramp. turn right. go up the ladder. drop into site. that's your play. yeah. yeah. right there. all right. quiet on comms. up the ladder? i don't see them. oh, there's the what? they're not even at the bottom. it happens. still broke.
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i mean we got three on ct that's or a t side that's already good. wait i didn't buy anything why do i have only $700? because we haven't done anything. oh i'm having a terrible game. lurkin lobby lurkin lobby. call me barry lurkin. i picked up the bomb. i threw it at you don't go out don't go out don't go out! there was a guy literally in front of me. oh come on. oh my god. i was surrounded there were two of them.
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i'm gonna get shot from the hut. that guy's lit. the bomb is behind you, ryan. yes, ma'am. the halo guy. it's tough, man. it's tough. i'm hopping outside. anyone drop armor? i don't think that's even possible. drop armor? i think yellow's crashing out that i said drop armor. grenades outside worked very well. i'm dead. take my op. you died to a molly outside? i had no armor, bro. nobody dropped for me.
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squeaky, there's open squeaky. that was close. affirmative sniper. dude, i can't even see that guy shooting me, man. you literally legged him. i don't even use this gun. he's legitimately one tapped, you legged him for sure. what was your damage on that? i don't know, damn it. really? no damage, no damage. i thought for sure you legged him. generationally broke.
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we go ramp y'all, let me entry frag ramp. we got this. i got mine. i'm in front though so i'm gonna flash out. corey's gonna flash out. he's there! he was flash, the flash worked. i germs. i wanted that gun. you want it? you want it? no it's okay, it's okay. it's better with you. one guy went up heaven. i got the bomb, i'm planting it. oh that was awper? nice. good round guys, good round.
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how come i don't get mvp for planting the bomb? honestly, you should. i'm not even just being that guy. oh shit. oh shit. thank you. thank you. they're gonna grenade outside. i'm gonna wait 30 seconds and then i'm gonna op them outside. op them outside. yellow, don't go. oh, i have bomb. i gotta drop this bomb. okay, good. smoke outside so i can't see. fuck this. i'm going back into the lobby, man. no, fuck it. i'm going with... oh shit. what's going on here? oh, guy...
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we jumped shot me you what we're doing some john woo shit, bro. oh fuck. i gotta go inside i gotta go inside. i think i got no scope from silo. he's coming. yeah. yeah. what a shot. they're gonna be yep. wait our orange is actually feasting. i can't watch heaven heaven heaven. yeah, it's up right there up to your left. oh, i should just went inside. oh
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four on t side is not that bad. we only got two last time. yeah, exactly. but pistol rounds outrageously important. i don't know if we can shame these guys though like we did the last team. well literally i'm not. i for one never shamed anyone was you. i only shamed them when they had four times our score after we won. i didn't shame them. i literally said good game. i said good game after we won.
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you were like, what is that smoke? that's another level of like out of this earth. i said gg, i think but i was talking about the guys on our team last time. yeah. nevermind. let's do this. on top of my teammate. does it slow them down? yes. many ramp. i know many is not like a call, but they're ramp. they're on the ramp. godspeed, kory. oh my god. my fucking king. holy shit. last one's mini, i think.
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don't trust me when i said that. i'm just i'm watching orange and relaying their comms. hell. going up to heaven? it's fine. watch that way, watch trophy. oh shit, he fucking heard you. he's watching nothing? he uses what? fucking christ. chill, you're okay. i would have i would have fucking cried.
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oh, he likes your gun, kory. oh, that wasn't even mine. i don't know who's gonna know. is that ryan's dead? no, mine is, uh, well maybe it's mine. i don't know. i thought you were the blue. i've got the stat track. i cannot believe i did 98 damage to the guy and i died. i'm gonna crash out. i did kill the guy with two damage. here, lobby. i rush. now they're weak, i rush. one down on a, one weak on a. it's a.
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or not. maybe not. there's only two on a. now, squeaky, okay. w. w, play. thank you, teammate. mini. miniature. oh, what a shot. what the fuck? how do you what the hell? what is he up there? good round. good aggression. a bo a body just flew, flown out. how did that guy get up there? i ain't ever seen somebody up there before. yeah, i never seen that before. i ain't ever seen that before!
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sorry, this guy's got a southern accent and it's infectious. i love that. yeah, i don't even know. my god, somebody buy ryan an armor. it's spreading. he's literally naked, bro. just don't get shot. he took my play squeaky opened. i think i'm going to have in cape. no, it wasn't. i think we got nobody outside or it could be down. yeah, down. it's probably be. yeah, just nuke things.
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control grade shooting on orange holy shit. okay, you have a kit but cover me. i think dude is diffusing. pory's dude. okay, bye. yay. yay. shit. chill, chill, chill. thank you my queen. would you like me to purchase you anything? no, no, no. i'm good.
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for my girl both of you are just like i've seen people go through situations like that yeah, you, you! exactly you! oh that's right, that's me one's on silo one on silo i don't even know where the fuck i would look here to be honest with you wow! how do i get the person who's on the silo? any communications beyond silo mode? one was in mini miniature? probably going lower?
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planting upper nice. that's one egg. where are we going? hey, hey, he's right there on turquoise shotgun only got a shotty never mind cheer the acoustics on that yeah, oh joe i'm not moving. i'm not moving. she's probably shooting a perfect line around my head right now devious fucking laugh devilish ass i'm going outside this time. there's too much
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nova peak man. shit. nevermind. i went on silo again. holy shit. two outside. i lived bitch. they got me. i'm feeling like op outside is good for a 1.0 ktr. kate, what a fucking shot. holy cow. there's one more out there. i think one's still up. yeah.
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she's doing pirates of the caribbean. she's doing the pirates of the caribbean theme song. she thinks she's captain jack sparrow. i forgot when everyone was lit the fuck like i just don't want that. no, no, no. your head shot on the guy on the roof was insane. i only did like 40 damage to the guy who cares.
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well you did a hundred. he just died at minus 60. silo again? really? yep. yeah he dropped onto mini. oh my god! did you see that? what the fuck was that? that's some youtube shit man! hi! he was literally flying! he flew man!
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oh my god. i saw him flutter in the air. it was so crazy. holy shit. he got like extra boost midair. oh my gosh. i think i'm just gonna stand here and shoot them when they try to do it again. i think that's a great play. holy cow. lobby? cause they didn't do it. oh fuck yeah. fast a, fast a. oh shit they fucking did it again.
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they got it, they got there. he's in cockroach spot. why are we not disfusing it? he wants to make sure it's safe first. what is going on? this yellow is not doing okay. good play, kid. you deserve mvp for that one. i don't know what was going on. everybody was watching like, what are you gonna bait them to try to get more kills? who cares, man? not to be rude, bro is standing on you till or standing on the bomb with you till out like
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i don't know what he's thinking, man. yeah, stand in the place where you live. they might make it to secret. i can't guarantee this. they're smoking outside. they're throwing lots of utils outside. yeah, they're crossing. w corey. i'm watching for the crazy. could be lower. they could have gone crazy job. good kill. good kill. you saved my life. that's be hopping. is there one more outside? yeah, somewhere. oh, bomb down outside and even notice.
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oh, no, he's getting some he's getting bummed. he's dead. there's one more. he's on top of mini oh my god crazy place. no eyes on bomb. it's here
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hard stopping moment right there. literally this is an m4 situation because i don't know how to stop them from doing this fucking, this like coyote jump around the corner. it's so crazy. that's a crazy bhop. buy frag and throw it at the sniping spot or throw it at silo. yeah. okay. maybe i'll do it then. how do you do it? that probably would have worked. old guy's going crazy. lots of you outside again. two outside, two outside. one outside.
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night king? one went secret. two down, one might be top of mini. top of mini looks okay. bomb dropped outside. okay. it's gone. we don't have eyes on it anymore? no, we have it. yellow has it at least. or yellow died. downstairs. downstairs secret side. just one left. yep, secret. i literally nice. he's just worse than me. he's just worse than me. nice. great game guys. great game. corey ranked up, right? no.
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no, no guys. you're five now. counter strike is awesome. i'm what now? you're five. silver five? silver elite. oh, that was from last game. you got to have your wins. i don't know, man. fly guys. i don't know. let's see. hey, my friends and i are having a wonderful day and we will queue for premiere. we can't queue for premiere because kate must be sergeant rank 10 again.
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that's right, i forgot about that. that's why we bought all those stupid fucking... whatever they're called. i'm literally not in your inventory. it just says corporal ranks six and win ten more matches. damn, you got a ways to go to be honest. you have four ranks to go. but i'm not gonna sit here and tell my wife to open a bunch of terminals just to farm xp. that's literally like i need someone who's not married to her to tell her the bad news. yeah, we bought a bunch of terminals.
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we opened it for xp. oh, the seasons pass? no, it was like, i can't remember what they were called. you go to the marketplace, you buy like the cheapest thing called terminals, and then you just open and decline everything that they offer, and every weapon that you see gives you xp. it's like the dumbest way that you could possibly gate progress in a game like this. yes, it's so insane. it's insane, it's insane. genesis terminals, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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the new millennium. oh, excuse me, perineum. the millennium perineum. oh, dude, we got peter griffin on our team. that's actually huge. he helped me when i was at my lowest. didn't didn't ryan dress like peter griffin at one point? in tomodachi life? oh, in tomodachi life. i thought it was like in real life i'm trying to think. i do have a pair of peter griffin pants, but i literally, it's ironic, i can't fit in them because my waist is too big.
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they're like a 27 or something, a 26. oh that's crazy. yeah but i got them for $2.50 at a sidewalk sale. were you like 13 years old when you bought those? no, it was last year and i honestly thought, i mean i could wear a 28, i thought i could get away with a 27. you can wear a 28? i know it's fucked up man. beep. holy shit, great job. i have a board. i didn't do anything.
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there was one of our guys somehow stood in the corner for the longest time alive. i don't understand what was going on. guys, like look at my og. ooh, that ain't an og, that's a cute. what's that voice? i'm feeling myself. no. guys, it made. okay, well, there's an easy grenade. yeah, cat cape, careful. at least one.
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one fell to kill, no, no, you're good, you're good. corey cleared it. is he there? yeah. no problem, lois. did he say that? he said thank you. he did not even like a peter griffin voice or nothing. no, no. i got long corey. all grenade and molly or whatever. just just hold cat don't don't even because i'll get up. okay, he did that time. it was going to be huge. did he get out?
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i got him. oh, all right. well three dead already. one more though? one more long. oh, that was a head. he's behind the car long doors. okay, he's like, he's like calming his plays. as peter griffin? no, well, not on purpose as peter griffin. he just sounds like him. maybe. last unknown. at this whole spot. oh, he's in, he's in suicide. oh, okay. top mid. yeah. i'll keep watching long. heard steps close.
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sounds like he's going cat, maybe. i would agree with that. i'm at cat. no, no you're at cat. okay. i'm going to check spawn really quick. they could have timing'd. i think i'd watch your long. unless he is rotating. yeah, we could wait for plant and then retake. okay. yep. he said bet. who with? he smoked double. oh, he incinerated the tunnel. fuck it, i'm going in. oh, wait. what the fuck? he's behind you. what the fuck?
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yeah, i thought i saw him in the door for a second you got she's got kit you got this holy fuck good try chat. you're literally lying. i didn't see him. you saw him through my eyes. my eyes perceived nothing i didn't i did not perceive it. sorry my aug is gone and my eyes
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these guys are fucking yappers bro. thanks go mute king. okay. long. i don't know why they would run up this far and then not not follow cat cat one cat.
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good shit. two cat, two cat. oh fuck, terrible. one more cat. oh, one mid. spong. what the fuck? i thought they were long. there were three out long, but they must have, they had time to pivot because orange, orange is lurking. literally my kill. oh, the gun. he got seduced. he got seduced by the gun. that's bomb down. i mean, it is a nice looking skin. it looks like the renovated space mountain. oh. literally, i'd like to apologize to this guy. it was a good try. it was a good try.
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don't worry about long. i got a long covered. i don't have anything. okay, this guy's trying to like coach people, bro. i got nothing. one guy said he's still trying to learn how to play. long's clean. bomb down, bomb down, kat. my king. really? really? oh, never mind. i got opt instead. oh, two kat. top mid.
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got this you got this brother don't get sidetracked great play last cat he knows just huge. i was raising my eye like that bunny he's saying some shit in the that co hoggie an accent oh he's just he's literally short looks like he got him. oh
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crazy, crazy play. i don't hear anything there, guys. you see, he couldn't believe it when he went out. yeah, yeah. the two are yapping. we're fucked. honestly, i mean, i don't know if i would have done any better to be honest. i'm honest, if i may, i think that's exactly what my ass would have done. can't even be mad.
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it's just game although with a kid that's true with a kid. he might have made it three of us do not need to go fucking play spawns bro. i play spawns b i know i know no, i bet they're going cat me in the fantasy pet draft i mean unless you got first overall, you're not getting dog. hey ones that oh it's like playing with the sex man crew and to forever i
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yes, there's a ball the guys he watches flank him. he's a good shot. i just wanted to make sure son of a bitch one there one one in the tunnels. all right, they're all out beat. oh, no he caught me with my knife out. oh shit. oh shit, that's devastating
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holy shit. bro, what are you doing? why do you stop shooting? why do you stop shooting? what are you doing? that's so insane to me. i got cat this time. i got cat. i will be watching the place known as cat. i can't with this fucking guy, man. i can't with this fucking guy, dude. seps cat.
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i don't hear any steps. kade, kade, stay there for a sec. just anchor. oh yeah, so many cat. bomb down. oh, there's so many mid. so many mid. oh, i got an op in the back of the neck. he was, uh, he was, i don't know. there's one more. he's right there. he's right there. cat, cat. last on cat. bomb down. that's last. that's last. we don't need to do anything. he does have an op. he'll probably save. i don't... he seems like he has a bad sense of time. yeah, we shouldn't have smoked the bomb. you know,
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you literally sound like reefer madness. oh my god, i can't. these fucking guys, dude. these fucking guys. watch your left, kate. i hear him on top. yeah, yeah, but he can be wrapping around. huge. huge play. yep. just hide, hide, hide, hide. perfect. even more perfect. he doesn't have time anyway. nice! she clutched up. for you, ryan. no shot. no, no, no, no, no, no.
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thank you. that's huge. don't molly tunnels. i'll get three of them when they come down tunnels. i know the fucking flam video says you have to molly tunnels. don't molly it this time. i got it. where are you going to play? okay. yeah, right here. right fucking here. i said flash on long. peter griffin saying mid. op mid. good job, yellow. good job. yeah, they're going cat. bro. i'm rotating.
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i'm rotating like some shit you buy at the richmond night market. mogged. got one mid, might be more. thank you, orange. orange has been killed. oh yeah, i got killed b. bye bomber. last one spawned. oh shit! double door. where's he going? you got this, king. i hear him. on your left. double door. yeah, yeah, yeah. i just don't know... okay, he went up cat. yeah, he must have seen me. i got long. can i get a buy? someone buy me a gun?
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pewter griffin has seven thousand can i have that out back oh yeah no sweat okay because i wasn't gonna get a gun long is clear long is still clear they're luring us into a false sense of security i don't hear anything behind there oh one b one cat oh good shit cake good shit what they're running up mid to be oh how did i miss my shot
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that's my bad if i if i kill that guy they don't get corried i killed i killed three or two and a half basically with this stupid fucking pistol. damn 591 i'm fucking i'm lagging irl man peter griffin guy just a jokester. he has 9000 but you're not buying i think he's new to the game kate. yeah, but you can still buy a gun w grenade there was one flash long. yep. oh
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slumped slump to love that mid kate keep watching cat slump three i got eyes on the bomb okay, it's right here. this had double doors nephew looking at it real casual heads in the clouds type of strain that'll put you in the couch. oh, he's afk. oh
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certified sheesh moment right there. i got long guys. do you think they would just run long again? i doubt it. oh armor, yeah armor is pretty important. that's true. that was armorless, man. yeah, peter griffin doesn't have anything except for a lot of cash in his pockets. flash long? they're gonna challenge again, they're scared. they mollied? i hear cat. or you hold here, i'm gonna help kate. okay. at least two cat, one down.
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i got supporting fire. they might have rotated to b. throwing fire. w molly. got one. last two. bomb dropped a cat. oh, you know what? i bet he's fucking afk again. there's two left. you have bomb though, right? yeah. yeah. hey, let's go. damn, look at that. this guy's like a coach. he's like, five seven, all right. five seven, all right. all right. we're doing good. we're doing good.
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you know the play. flash out long tech 9 never stop holding left mouse button. counter terrorist technical timeout. motherfucker man. flash out long, never hold w. never stop holding w. never hold w? shut up! i said i fucked up! we're on the same side here! we're on the same side here, okay? bro wants to do the fremen walk into sight. you stand here and die. pray.
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that's pretty good. guys, these guys really, he's really going man. did he say asia or gaucho? thing is there's no wrong answer except for what are those? he did this didn't even acknowledge it. i'm getting sushi for lunch today or today. she said to die. guys get her. get her, okay. do you want anything ryan? i would love some sushi.
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he said sushi, get him! that's literally how they used to say it in japan when they served it on the bottom of a shoe. so many options. i'll have those fish. do you want it spicy, ryan? sure. alright, we got nine seconds. you go first. when you go through the double doors, the flash will pop off. you'll see a dude covering his eyes and then you just tap him in the head, we walk onto site. don't even plan, just put our nuts on site so they know we've been there. oh no, i don't know which one i want. full faith, corey, full faith.
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good, he wasn't covering his eyes, but he's there it was all a fk robot smoke for the cross i'm pistol round my fucking king dude to to ct they came out of smoke. good job. good job well done kory. oh my god cat cat and blast bullet last bullet listen to that click click click click click click click click click click click same play. i love pistol rounds. you like pistol rounds? oh
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he said set up for a b rush. i think he's gonna be rush literally ignore this guy and follow me. listen, listen to the sound of my voice. i think you have the bomb though. they have the bomb though. so i got to follow the bomb. unfortunately. split push. yeah. too long. oh, fuck. good job. good job. and the plant money. holy shit. same plan. kate's got bomb this time. what do we want to do? i'm following ryan. same plan. same plan. trust. go for it.
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don't go for it. don't go for it. bail, bail. ah, there was a guy right there! ah! who walked in front of me? same place. who is the guy that you shot? i'm on a site. i don't care if this dude is called peter griffin. we need the team kill him at the start of every round. right, right, right. i'm dead, i'm dead. one's mid, one's mid. a site is clear, i think. there's like two fellas long. oh no, you killed them. oh shit. i'm going b? you're going b, okay. last guy was mid. there's two.
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58:30
one's gonna be coming through double doors, kate. no, he's here, yeah. yeah. window? really good try. really good try with smg. shit, he has gone! holy shit, we fucking did it. this guy criticized my crosshair, which i think is really funny. you need to mute this guy. i'm sick of hearing of this guy. they're in last place. i don't ever want to hear some shit that peter griffin said ever again. i'm done with this guy. what do we want to do? first off, right...
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59:08
i don't think it's peter griffin talking by the way, it's the other dude. only one cross b he said. how about cat? how we feel? good shooting yellow. double door, double door. one's b hopping on fucking a site. mogged. what? there's one coming up through the doors! there's one behind you! through the long doors! good shit, kate. oops. it's okay. i don't know, he would ricochet like that. don't say oops for some shit that my wife did.
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59:59
very churlish. under you ct. yeah. what the f**k?! that's tough. i saw them! i saw literally two at the same time. that guy was reloading and that guy was coming up. aww. four kills man. it's a good try. alright. orange clear salts. how does this dude have $8,000? cause he hasn't bought anything. i think he's... has he played the last two rounds? he's moving around at least.
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1:00:44
no, he's not. he's, now he is. look at that smoke. that was on site. amazing smoke. oh my god. okay, i'm not going there anymore. i'm going b. there's a guy. you got him. there's one mid too. there was. i'm with you, kate. he's suppressing fire. yep. tunnels, i think. what? they had us cover from three different sides. it's a rough one. they did some seal team six shit. are there 54 on that guy?
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1:02:14
that's messed up. i don't like this gun. give me my chameleon back. what is this dude doing? he just pulled off his puka shell necklace. oh, yellow is going straight to b alone with bomb. he's got the bomb. they might be coming long doors. be careful on the flank. good kill. holy shit. window. oh shit. tunnels, tunnels, tunnels, tunnels, tunnels, tunnels.
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1:03:08
there's no way i'm getting less kills than orange. it just can't be the case. i saw the guy literally coming out, corey. i don't even know what i said. all right guys, i'm an opping suicidal as i call it, homicide. okay, okay. i'm gonna get two picks and then we honestly plant both sides.
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1:03:37
orange orange is the peter griffin. he got the bomb. he ain't moving. oh is he out long fellas kind of insane keeps grabbing his neck i don't know what's wrong with them grabbing his neck no a looks cool. nope oh, come on wait the bomb behind you behind cat. sorry my bed one more cat last ones. okay. oh
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1:04:31
he may have pushed into the right. yeah, cat cat cat cat. nice. nice shit, nice shit. you should watch yellow, watch yellow. he's always grabbing at his neck, man. i think he's got a psoriasis or something. no, when you got the kill, he was like, he was like, nice job, bob. there you go, bob. that's me, bob balaban with an earring. okay, long doors, long doors. i'll watch the flank on long doors.
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1:05:22
on site. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. it's my fault. he killed two of us long doors. good try. good try. good try. maybe i should have just ran in with the knife. maybe. homicide. catch the grenade. yeah. go on homicide. catch the grenade. brian hates armor, dude. you don't need it with the op because you kill them before they kill you. except that time. that time he got me pretty good. op or mid? careful. i get mine and then i go back. that was long.
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1:06:31
oh my god, i shot over him. whatever, we take those. oh, off on sight, bomb down cat, that's terrible. i don't even see your bomb. okay, okay, okay, get bomb. oh, did it fall down? oh, no no no, good a, good a, good a. oh, i saw his head and i just didn't keep my shot. oh, what the fuck? did i commit a suicide? well, you jumped in front of a guy. i thought i died because i jumped. okay, i'm broke, i can't buy shit.
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1:07:19
we got a force to try to not be rush. let's do it. don't flash me out. yeah. all right, my dicks out. that's huge. that's huge. that's how the alphas run. he got me. get him. get him. good trade. good trade. what a shot, corey. yes. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. corey corey. oh my god. how does it feel?
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1:08:06
probably felt pretty good, right? felt like shit. no bro, i bet it felt amazing. did you feel the power in your hands? that's power that guys like you and me don't get to feel all that often. there's a guy in front of me. it was all worth it. literally good trade. he's mid with op. let's go on 321. nice shooting. no fear. no, amazing. there's the op.
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1:08:58
he's not gonna do anything. he's way deep. smart, good play. okay, why are you playing with your head explode? my god. why? what the fuck? there's two cat and cp. good try. literally nice try. good try. good try. some clean shooting in there. it should be like a tennis.
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1:09:40
like they should let us win now. no no no, i think we should... it should be that the person to win needs to lead two points ahead. not so much. i see, i see. you get the win by... they do though, because it would be 13 11. i'm not gonna let them. did you flash yourself out long? nobody else came. ain't nothing to it but to do it. three, two, one. the other's one there. holy shit. oh my god, oh my god. there's an awper on cat.
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1:10:24
my god, how did he see me? he's wounded on car. good shooting. they give me my gun. oh, there's a pot. hey, hey, hey, corey, my alpha king, and he's got the bomb. don't even need to say anything. my god, there's never a doubt in my mind. holy shit. hi. what the fuck is a tie? it's not premier. guys, we're kind of awesome. also, corey, that was insane.
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1:11:14
what is thai? i don't want thai. i know you already ordered sushi. my heart. i thought i would order it because it's been a very busy game.
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1:11:33
okay, let's go band for band right now. what the fuck am i? i'm only 80. what time is it? yeah, damn, i'm at 105. no wonder i was fucking up. it feels way hard. i think they're 80 but like they're strong beats. they said play premiere. play where's premiere? you can't be can't play. i can't. i can't. yeah.