OK I guess (Reanimal)

Name: OK I guess (Reanimal)
Uploaded: 2026-05-07
Channel: Northernlion
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0:01 this is how it feels as a kid to go get your soccer ball back from your neighbor after it goes over their fence. i think we're trying to save jackson. no, maybe we become the fucking monster. we're re animal, we are re animal! nah, we're just saving jackson. damn, jackson was kind of like integral to his whole gut biome, huh? maybe got stuck at the throat.
0:32 moses supposes his toes is a roses as moses supposes erroneously. you know what i'm talking about? moses supposes his toes is a nose is as moses supposes his toes is to be like spot like spewed it out of the orphanage, i think we're free happy days reunite your friend. oh, there's a guy he's probably chill. oh my god. he has a god bro it's the first world war y'all it's a metaphor for the first world war. oh
1:08 i thought we were good. i like how you said he's friendly but he had a god. he had on the allies hat. yeah if it had a pointy sort of like spear on the top of it i would have been like get down that's a servant of kaiser wilhelm ii but he's got the charles de gaulle. they're taking the kids away. oh shit yeah maybe that means worth it. oh that's michael. michael's being taken away. shit i'm starting to think he might deserve it honestly.
1:46 oh no wait hold on, we saved them? man stretched, yeah. jackson is all fucked up. half of jackson's back in the damn building, man. i don't see that. oh shit. jackson's fine on my screen. jackson left a piece of himself inside the abattoir. oh man. are we okay? damn, that kid's all bandaged up like that one kid from us.
2:36 what's wrong with my character, dude? you don't want to throw up with a bucket on your head. that's why i got the bucket in my head. this is what americans think happens in your stomach after you eat taco bell. they always freak out. they do. but then they're like, ah, she's fine. they do. oh, i thought you were talking about the taco bell. oh no. damn! who's driving this shit, man? jay leno?
3:32 kate, i had a good character. chat did not like it, but can i run it by you? sure, sure. it's guy with no money ordering a sandwich at subway. and it goes a little bit like this. yeah, can i have a zero inch nothing on nun bread? okay. that's about it. what do you think? oh, i think chat has some right idea. holy cow, this is like the pinocchio. we got the lost children.
4:13 my lost boys are from peter pan. wait, what did i say? pinocchio. oh, peter pan. so anyway, yeah, uh, what do i have on that? i'll take some air. take some air. uh, can i get two lines of oxygen on that? they don't like it. they don't like the joke. oh, hold on. let me take a look. you have to take a look too, ryan! come here. hold archie to zoom. what if something shows up, ryan?
5:00 oh yeah, something grabs the binoculars. yeah, that would be spooky. oh, code, code. up, down, middle, up. yup, confirmed. there's a flare down in the bottom right. there was a flare. up, down, middle, up. come here, take a look. oh, there's no energy. probably flick this beast first. that's submit! yeah, there was a... come back, there was a flare. they shot a flare down here. look at that.
5:45 that's not a flare, ryan! it's a damn bowie. that is a bowie! it's just to see the puzzle! oh wait, hold on! up, down, middle, all the way. that's the same thing. up, down, middle, up. what's the damn bird doing? it's tainted with oil. with the human's greed! try to mine the oil from the earth! we're evil!
6:18 there's the generator. what do you call a bird? a fish? fish? i'm kicking it over. uh, what do you call a bird that uh flies over the bay? a bagel. how many men how many men were born in 1968? no men were born just babies. moses supposes his nose is certain. and you send that one up to the top. damn it kind of sucked ass to log in back in the day, huh? it made a trial to hack in this system. oh fuck we broke it. maybe cut a
7:06 wait, what? yeah, yeah. let's peer. there's an alien. oh my god, it's pubg. damn, we called in the... they're out of the gulag. missile. ammo. i guess we go there and then we shoot that thing? yeah, yeah. shoot it and win the war single handedly as the good guys. oh wait, the thing collapsed, ryan. right here. kick it. miyazaki, you've done it again. best way to get around on deadberg. holy cow, my screen is glitching.
8:03 okay, we gotta go this way. show me where the scientology headquarters is. the speed run? i don't think there's any much of... it's gotta be the boat, right? oh, the boat. get out of here. get out of here. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. the fuck? this one's cracked out. that one's crazy. all right, boys, push it. that's like when you got some gelato on the dang seawall. oh, yeah.
8:52 no, nothing? i don't know this one. that's the dragon bolt kid.
9:12 i thought it was a... i wanna be around that... i wanna... what's that carly rae jepsen song? i don't know that. i wanna run to the feeling... something like that. i thought it was that. i gotta show you the kid that dances in front of the boat. that's the viral video. we gotta go to that dome piece from the star... star... what? yeah. who found the secret? we know the way.
9:45 oh my god there's a guy there's a guy there's a guy! there's a guy! there's a guy! we plot a course to find a brand new island everywhere we roam. yeah. oh yeah. we see our island in our minds and we know the way. it's so crazy that i only got what the song was.
10:15 that's lin manuel miranda. from moana? yeah, from moana.
10:28 now do the hawaiian part? okay, nephew, you tried to out woke me. that shit doesn't take place in hawaii. get the spear, get the spear. i'm not this important. this is this. i was in the middle of getting to the punch line. you're driving the boat backwards. we're driving out to the open. because you're not getting the spear. you're not getting the spear. where's the spear? where's the spear? it's right there in the middle of the boat. well, that sounds like that's michael's problem. i can't move. i literally can't move. anyway, the important part is. press the interact button. hit the boat!
10:58 it doesn't take place in hawaii, it takes place in oceania, okay? that's the important part, that sh** is not hawaiian there you go okay, it's the left mouse button secret wait, where's the secret? i don't think we got there yet hold on, i'm turning the boat, i'm turning the boat how did... okay it won't turn me right way but it will turn me on the left the way you're driving, we should call this boat the titanic guys, i'm drunk, i'm drunk i'm drunk
11:41 moana does take place in hawaii. i'm freaking out. kate, they're getting hawaii confused with lilo and stitch. moana doesn't take place in hawaii. it's a polynesian story. well, you know what? you saved them from like a trivia. oh no. oh, what the frick? you actually got it. i actually... you're looking like you're looking backwards though. we nailed it. there's a bunker. they say oahu like eight times. no, they don't. that's... the rock just says wahoo. when he... whenever he jumps, he goes... that's true. that's true.
12:19 dude, we found another friend! never mind. oh shit. never mind. never mind. did you run? never mind. wait, what? they're wasted. wait, what's happening? it's dark? average gamer? oh, so there was no point to that then. no loot? why did we even come here then? what does the game theory guy think about this part? i just don't want to know what he thinks about fifty shades of grey. that's just a theory. game theory!
13:07 oh, you're on spear duty this time. yeah, why can't i grab it? try right trigger. ryan, we have to get out of here. just push it back in, push it back in. i'm steering this beast. gotta get out of here and then go to the bunker. to the bunker, okay. bro, i'm dying. it doesn't take place in hawaii. they're from an island called motoynu, which is not hawaii, i think. on the right.
13:59 not that right, not the hard right. look at that. no, i think michael is glitched out. bro's levitating. dua lipa? if only i know that song. you know i'm levitating. that's the one where she goes, starlight, moonlight, tonight, i'm levitating. i got the starlight, moonlight, hot lights. i'm levitating. yeah, yeah. something like that.
14:44 yo, this bunker looks like the shape of your head. it actually literally looks like a minion that's surprised. it looks like a hungry minion. i see that. load them up! righty lucy? uh, okay. we're doing things a little bit different back then. holy cow, one ammo. oh, wait, wait, wait!
15:17 and then you press the button to shoot the beast. yeah, what? i can't see anything. what's this? okay, flip it. direct hit. i doubt that. load it up, let's shoot them again. they're still moving. that's comedy.
16:00 that is comedy right there, holy cow. which one do we want to shoot? just put the rotation in the bag. what if we needed to go left? there's nothing here. it's obviously left. i mean it's shaking. it ain't doing all that much though. go left, left. i'm holding left! ah, it got me through that. right there. so on my screen nothing changed, but on your screen something changed? the view, the view. yeah, i know. i was looking. here.
16:40 where am i, y'all? you didn't do anything? i'm trapped? what are you doing? i'm trapped over here. i can't come back. can you jump over? i can't. this is... oh no, no! hold on, hold on. maybe like this? and then try to grab onto the thing again? i can put my hand... oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! don't do it! this is all i can do. can you hit both levers? no, obviously not.
17:19 i get a double fist. well, that was a... i'll go out and die. i'll also say like on my screen, we rotated the thing and it just shook. it just shook a lot and the view didn't change and you kept going more to the left. saying like more to the left, more to the left. and i was like, is she fucking with me? because the screen has not changed at all. this is just the gun is just shaking. can you... checkpoint.
17:51 oh, what were you doing then? i was rotating the thing with you but then you were like okay that's good and it was like aimed at exactly the same spot for me. and then when we uh when we had aimed it appropriately i was on the other side of the of the gun and i couldn't move. it looked like you were mr. mime. how it feels when your mom asked you to bring him the soda. i don't get that part. bye, see you surprised median. this is how it feels.
18:38 i'm just literally gonna say something and if people want to minus to it they can. stuff that i need to pick up is heavier than stuff is of the same weight when my wife asked me to pick it up. there's something in the heterosexual male brain when your wife says, hey can you pick this up? you lock in and it feels lighter. 100%. okay now i can see it moving. that's good. like i've never been stronger. it's literally like um
19:06 like, you cast an aoe buff on me. if you say something like, hey, can you open this jar? it's literally plus 10% the strength for anybody in range. that gotta be good. wait, hold on. should we move it a little bit more to the left? i think we should move it a little bit more to the left. i would confirm that. that looks good. do a beast like me. alright, let's try it. maybe... wait, hold on. is there something more to the left? what do we need to break? oh, now it's moving fast. oh, it started to help. oh!
20:02 that seems like a better target. can we go out and get more ammo? i think we have a straight shot. this is like the firework raised to the wasp's nest. straight shot! i think we got him. oh no, it's angry. okay, let's hope that it's dead. let's go take a peek at him. you cannot look, it's far. we'll go out on the rocks.
20:53 nevermind. the camera is pointing inwards. well, yeah, it'd be weird if the camera was filming like the person that was operating it. yeah, but you were like, let's go on and see it. it'd be like a twitch stream or something like that. where's our stuff? our boat? our boat's back here. hey guys! thanks to the lost boys for doing a fuck all by the way. at least one guy looks injured. like he got stuff on his head. yeah. what's that like? pew, pew!
21:48 how do you shoot? uh, right trigger? wasn't that where we came from? nah, no shot. i'm pretty sure. wrong way. i'm being told it's the wrong way. wait, wait, wait, wait, there's dead rats. if this is not the wrong way, i'm gonna freak out. i'm gonna freak out. this is the wrong way. this is the wrong way. it was the empty coffin. a little camera help would really hit the spot here. oh, oh, uh, make sure you guys put the seatbelt on. oh!
22:45 it seems like you like to always go to the right. well, i don't like that people are saying we go where they killed the monster. like are you stupid? there's artillery pointed there. i don't want to get blown the fuck up. we should go anywhere else, man. it gotta be where the smoke is coming from, right? this billowing beast over here? yeah, where we shot him.
23:17 if this game actually ends up being a metaphor for like the first world war i'm gonna freak out because i'm not listen if the devs are watching i'm not putting any evil on you but i don't think you've done anything to earn the metaphor yet. let's maybe go fast i don't know i'm scared. it's as fast as i can go in these turbulent waters. mine mine mine mine! i'm not i'm not shooting that shit are you kidding me? could be fun though. it would be hilarious but the orion will get lost again. they didn't have the battleship like that in world war one?
23:51 you know what's crazy? they had battleships like that in the civil war. it's the type of shit that loveless was using. we went to the left, to the left, to the left. right there, right there. right there, yes. the guy who thinks wild wild west is like a historical drama. they literally had giant mechanical spiders and you don't think that they had ironclads?
24:17 they literally had 300 foot tall mechanical spiders driven by a bionic man. what does mechanical spider mean? it's like a... you know hangerback walker from magic the gathering? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, it's literally that from wild wild west. there's no way they had that! no, no, no. that was a loveless invention. he got mad weapons too. give me your... huge. yeah, yeah. he was stacking counters back then. he got a bunch of tokens off the guy with the gramophone ear that had to drain the wax out of his head.
24:59 god is behind, looking damn good too. can i just say, these kids are like more fit than me. it was back in the day when they used to do the beep test. the beep test? yeah. i think i've done that. it's when they... i get it confused with the gym class exercise so lovingly known as suicides. it's when you run from like one of the lines in the gym to the other side and then come back and touch the next line and then run to the next line and then when you finish the last line you run all the way to the other side.
25:34 i think i did that, yeah. they're the same thing, there you go. the pe teacher always gave me b. i think that's they would only give like boys or like the girls who are like super fit a's. which i think is kinda messed up. yeah but imagine like how those kids felt in like math class. they're like damn i'm always getting the b, they're only giving the smart kids the good grades.
26:10 that's yeah but it's not based on your physical appearances that you get b in the math. it's either you know it or you don't know it. well yeah but... were you the were you running at an a pace or were you running at a b pace? i'm running as fast as i could. i got some bs in gym class, don't get me wrong. there were some times i was like, you know? honestly, some of the kids that are getting as in gym class are fast as fuck. yeah but that's that's like...
26:42 it's physically impossible. i cannot run as fast as a person who is like... and the kids in english class... the kids in english class couldn't write as well as me. it's just... just practice, though. you just need to practice. listen, take the black pill. you get your stats rolled when you're born, basically. it's uh... there's no reason to ever put effort into anything. do i have c3po? oh shit. no, you shoved it in my hands. now i'm c3po. holy cow, i could have believed the whole potato got in there.
27:14 i think we're going underwater dude. oh damn! let's play um men of honor. i'll be cuba gooding jr. that means you have to be robert de niro. nah, it's probably better. i don't know he's been in some garbage. dirty grandpa. herbert ass octogenarian. you know now that my first cover music video is out
27:43 some people, like most of the people are genuine and they love my singing. but some people are telling me to sing the song that you sang. which one is that? you said like i can't believe they played it on the radio. oh, um, riptide. riptide! what you need to know about a lot of people in the youtube comments is that all the media that they consume comes from twitch and youtube.
28:13 so instead of saying something like, wow nice song, they instead loop it back to like another twitch stream or youtube video that they've watched and they're like, wouldn't it be cool if there was like a crossover episode? it's mighty dark. oh damn. oh, that's your crowbar. that's your cue. yeah, i got it. but can i say something? bro, just swim over. you're underwater, man. i think we're heavy. we got the oxygen tank in. well, take the damn tank off.
28:51 then we die! how is that lamp staying on the spot or the bed? yeah yeah. wait wait hold on. we jump? oh yeah. oh yeah. ever since the pig just came out of nowhere i'm kind of scared not gonna lie. that's how some of the other animals were talking in animal farm when napoleon was elected leader. geez. you know yu song was very nervous
29:30 about the gamble with friends. i heard that. he asked me if he was normal enough during the stream. i think he fulfilled the role of yuu song very well by providing a body to be knocked unconscious and then morphed, dragged into the body donation machine and have his appendages slowly sold for tickets. there got to be something to do with the eyeball, right? it's way too shiny.
30:04 oh yeah, extract that eyeball! un chan andalou. pop it! okay, it's flown off the screen at 100 miles an hour. and now it's flown back behind and into your hands! it's in your hands! it is in my hands! it is in my hands. why do we want the eye? oh, it's coming back to life. it's coming back to life, ryan. it's coming back to life, ryan.
30:48 it's coming back to life, ryan! well how's it supposed to get us? like, oh goodbye. ryan! you said the only game that you're good at is platformer, you keep falling off of it! i got a bone to pick with the controls honestly. oh you got the eye now, i got the eye. ah! go faster! ooh it's touching me, it's touching me! touching you! why do we want the eyeball though? why do we want the eyeball? that's a good question.
31:28 touching you, yeah it's touching me you know that one? i believe anything called love. yeah i think so, wait hold on i think i know this one. just consider the rhythm of my heart. oh! bro's gonna blow up! it's blown! ah! ah! ah! okay i think it's really dead now. and... now the cargo ships can safely get through. so kind of a w for global commerce to be honest. wait hold on, is that the right way?
32:09 i still don't understand why we needed the eyeball. hey, can you hit the button for me? i'm on three. oh my god, oh my god. ignorant? ignorant? get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it! honestly, that's otis' problem. none of my business. what are we gonna do with the eyeball? ohhh! put it in that guy's eye. that's not how it works. you get in there and attach the optic stem. it's a whale. confirmed.
32:57 this is what gavin mckenna is going to do to the canucks when we win the number one pick tomorrow. you know this whale is a good guy because this whale is not like enormous. like the other bad guys in this game. he's pretty big. yeah but slender big, you know what i mean? it is slender big. it's kind of goals. alright now go eat kaiser wilhelm ii. how do they know what to do? no, the whale or us?
33:50 i think the whale knew what to do because he was like a college professor or whatever. just kind of like taught classes and ordered pizza or something. i don't know, i haven't seen the movie. hey guys! we did it, we fucking did it or whatever. we reanimated a whale. the whale that's gonna save us when it looks like we're... oh my god, he's gonna drown. sorry guys. i thought i was you. my bad, y'all.
34:26 where to? to the right, right? to the right where the whale popped out. yes. should i grab the thing? oh shit. wait, hold on. wait, hold on! hold on! hold on! hold on! the key! i forgot the key! we have inertia! i can't hold on. i forgot the key! should i drive? i forgot the key. oh crap. how about rt? rt!
35:11 it's not rt. it's not rt. why? i think you were telling me it's y. i pressed y and there was nothing. maybe it's a? or maybe b? i think it's x. oh my god. oh man. i think i was gonna crash into it anyway, so it's not that big of a deal. but that is really funny. ryan, ryan, please! please! i have to dodge this guy!
35:59 i have to dodge this, fellas. oh my god. i don't know, go fast or something. i don't know, man. i'm taking this beast out of catalina. oh wait, there's a thing! there's a thing! there's a thing! there's a thing! any reason you're not just letting them fly non stop because they auto aim and infinitely respawn? they do not auto aim if they're behind me. i cannot let them. i cannot shoot back. i cannot shoot. i cannot aim at the thing. see?
36:38 i think you gotta take it slow there so i gotta kill individual though i tried! i tried! honestly, if you were on my spot you would be like, why are you driving so fast? i literally i would literally i would be 14,000. easy. just take it slow, kill the guys. damn, there's one behind us. oh my god. oh shit. this is insane! that's insane! that's kinda messed up. got butterbean in there.
37:23 i killed the guy, i needed time to reload. that's not your fault. that one was good. teamwork makes a dream work. dreamworks mentioned, i'm pointing to my i love shrek shirt. i love shrek, i love donkey. i love princess fiona. oh, very close, very close. ain't no way, ain't no way. none of my business, dan. w wife. all right, all right, all right.
38:25 this is jungle cruise, dude. you gotta make some jungle cruise jokes. it is like jungle cruise. can i tell you? i'm not really fucking with the backside of water. why does everybody think that that's such a funny joke? it's the backside of the waterfall! they laugh their asses off every single time. i guess it's because there's always a secret in the backside of the... okay, alright. ...waterfall. easy there. well, i hope this is not a boss fight and i just totally wasted it. nah! ah, weird show.
38:59 damn, i thought we were gonna go up the lift hill there. best part of jungle cruise is when you're on it with people that don't know that the jokes are supposed to be bad and they're all looking at each other like why are the jokes so bad? like they actually think that it's supposed to be good instead of shitty. oh, we're in uk now. oh, there's a guy. land that shot. yippee! haunted tunnel? oh, it's the grudge! that's samara. that's where samara lives.
39:51 i think the city is getting bombed. okay, maybe go fast. i don't know. the ceiling is collapsing. in the city! so true. england needs a tupac. there needs to be a tupac from the midlands. stream started with tupac. stream ending with tupac. there's a big guy. there's a big... oh, that was the lamb. hold on. i'm feeling mighty sick right now. oh, shit. here, have a glass of water.
40:32 have you eaten anything recently? i'm running through all the husband one liners. it might be woman related stuff. it might not just be a hunger. men be like, have you eaten something recently? okay, but if i may, men be like, have you had any water today? and then sometimes women be going, no, but that's not it. sometimes they be saying no, but i don't think that's it.
41:02 can you like maybe like i don't know help me get up on my feet or something instead of just... just check the check the exfil first. i think i'm gonna eat you. what the heck? richard gere pov? i don't know if that shit's true it's an urban legend. you know what i'm talking about, jen? am i becoming the sheep? oh no. oh the sheep is coming out of my throat! oh shit.
41:43 no, it's not a ship. it's a sheep! damn, that's where my rogan josh comes from? i think i'm dead. hold on, i'm not dead? now it would be really funny if i said, have you had any water today? alright, mister, it's all you. this all happens in world war 1? yeah, bro, this is literally passchendaele. you don't know paul gross? oh no, michael. this is why we observe remembrance day. why is the sheep angry?
42:37 oh that's kinda fucked up. it ate the boy. it's like we've counted them for years but they did something we never counted on. oh that's jackson! jackson is crouching next to the chair but michael is dead, right? i haven't seen the movie yet. no spoilers please. why are we going towards the thing that killed michael? the closer you are to danger the further you are from harm.
43:17 how... like... guys, can you come back? they're not questioning how i just gave birth through my mouth? the m section. it's the type of shit david was doing to those alien embryos at the end of alien covenant. it says, find your way to the beach. you have like goals and quests and stuff like that? achievements, achievements! i got nothing. i guess because i'm on the friend pass. i don't think i'm okay, guys.
43:58 and definitely michael is not okay. her blood sugar's a little low. can we get a piece of fruit? here, you can have half my mandarin orange. i'll take your potato. oh poster, poster. i mean it has to do with some kind of war because the war is happening and they're soldiers. but that's just a theory. game theory!
44:28 i mean those are the trench lines. oh shit! the fan theory that this game takes place during the first world war just got a lot stronger. alright, we're safe. there's another guy! okay. do you think they were just playing russian roulette? wait, hold on! i'm getting a... i'm getting a message from this game. wait, hold on. right, right, right, right, right. come over here. yeah! yeah! had to upgrade.
45:05 there you go. now you're protected. getting a certain message from this game. i think the message might be... and hear me out on this one. might be that war is bad. it's gonna blow up. it's gonna blow up. bro, you gotta give it like another couple seconds. can i have that hat? can i have that hat? guys, wait, hold on. yeah, i got the hat. oh, it gotta be this way, right? she's right. she's right here now. oh, it's the shrine thing again.
45:49 the bunny that you lit up? remember? now we get the good ending. this is the good ending because i lit the candle earlier. oh god, the shrine of the silver monkey is crazy. well, this is the fucking end of black adder goes forth once more into the breach or whatever. oh, oh, oh, oh! bros reloaded! bros reloaded! this is american gladiators! i'm doing a sequence break on this one, i'm going too. wait, wait, but this sequence... this sequence has got me thinking, hang on, maybe war is kind of fun?
46:40 how did it start with like we just don't know where we are and to like now we're in a war i mean let's just say this dude sucks his api might be really high though like people are at home using wicker nail clippers so he has iron to waste on bullets like that i'm tripping i'm tripping i'm tripping i fell it's getting narrower
47:42 oh my god. how did it get so big? no! jackson! what? he fucking locked us in prison, bro. oh, never mind. how the fuck did i say it, bro? french, german? i think i'm taking the first shot at the damn monster, personally. they had a truce on christmas. they're not gonna have a truce for this? this seems like a, you know, force majeure. oh, poster. i'll collect you a lot of posters. one of the upsides of war. do a lot of traveling.
48:32 oh i thought you said posters. well postcards, you maybe pick them up. is this elevator? alright bro. no reason to do all that. wait what what? at least you get up on my shoulders and push an elevator button perhaps. and then... and then we use the crowbar to open the door when no! because when we get there a sheep's gonna pop out and try to eat us so we stand on the back wall. you think so? mhm. mhm. how would the sheep know where we are? habeas corpus. oops.
49:23 this crowbar served us very well. absolutely. now we're in the hospital. there's a damn sheep in the hospital. oh my god. oh my geez. unks getting the pap smear. oh there's a wire cutter. oh my god. oh my god. wow nice prank, kate. yeah i'll climb up on the damn locker and someone will blow it up with a proximity mine. i jumped. i jumped.
50:04 oh my gosh. wait, wait. this way, this way. stop! stop jumping off from the places. oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
50:58 holy cow but if you read the news, this is how it seems like they're treating the patients at canadian hospitals that's all i gotta say squeam? you can't get antibiotics but they do seem to be handing out grenades oh no, the no name guy it seems like the sheep is really slow why are they keep getting eaten by it? i think he just wanted to know what it felt like
51:36 i wonder what it means. the sheep that came that was dead and then got reborn from this girl's inside of the body. within you, man is the capacity for evil just built in. that's on fleek, okay? so the horrors of the world made that evil become manifest and you spit it out. now you're spitting evil out into the world and it's actually reflecting back on the people who used to be your compatriots. it's the endless perpetuation of the cycle of violence.
52:11 but then why is it a sheep? and it's very shagadelic, baby, yeah! sheep is not known for violence. yeah, baby! oh, do you think we go in here? i'm film crit austin powers, baby, yeah! oh, they got a gun. ryan! oh my, what the fuck, my hat! she's one tapped. what the fuck? how are they shooting me? i'm behind the piano!
52:54 i didn't realize my hat is actually serves as uh... let me just go in, just go in, just go in. they're just gonna shoot the guy. now there's a sniper. i don't know if you know. there's a sniper now. yeah, yeah, yeah. good thing we got the helmets. i don't think the potatoes would have helped me. oh, look at that. oh shit damn computer. ducky. wait, hold on. oh, whoa, whoa! controller. oh, i guess it's just making a video game sound. it's going like...
53:35 i think we just roll right? ryan? why? he's gonna get the drop on him. are you sure you're good at platformer? you just find a way to jump off. mogged. oh, she out! what's that game? the last of us? yeah. okay, okay. we're chill. what the frick? what the frick? what the frick? just go up a bit back. it's all good.
54:35 he ain't bothering us. oh, jump. that's a bold idea. oh, jump! classic! jump, dude! sitting down, sitting down. needed a little break. oh, it's the laundry machine again. oh, jump, jump. oh, jump! oh, uh, this way? i don't know where i am. oh, apparently i was in the roof. you think it's that way? yep.
55:20 okay, hold on. they're snipers, right? still? or not? okay, okay, wait. hold on. it's a damn... damn maze. okay, this way, this way, this way. oh. it's circles. shit looks like a mario party minigame. they got circles on them. oh, but there's the guy with the key. oh, i see. i gotta shoot him. it's alright. pew pew! oh, i thought i would get the small gun flying like a big gun. damn. you got a practice shot in on the one on the right. good shot. thank you.
56:23 i want to take that with us. that is how gen z treats the beatles. we all know which one they're shooting too. i'm not saying you should shoot the other ones. i'm just saying we all know which one you guys are pointed at. what is the lamb keep... oh wait hold on. what? he saw me. what is that the lamb is keep evolving? the war evolves the evil? well it's no longer our monster to control now that it's out there.
57:14 broke out a sexy bag. yup. we gotta get out of arms way. i don't know where we're supposed to go. just slide it. can you help me push it? there you go. this is literally what i look like in my office when you give me chicken tenders. ryan, ryan. hi, brian, y'all.
58:04 scripted. go quick go quick go quick! go fuck about what the fuck? he bit my head off. okay okay okay after that we hide we hide we hide. i think we could make it. i don't i don't think so i don't think so i think we hide. please be told. because the bro bro was just grabbing the body. can we just wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait please! ryan! i made it. ryan you did not you did not make it.
58:33 he doesn't look a thing like jesus but he talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young alright, you tell me what to do okay, then we can go all the way to the cart okay, i don't know why she's keep... hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, holding, holding, holding okay, let's go, let's go, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold
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1:00:12 we were all born innocent like a lamb but then we became a devil like this lamb yes, we're all blameless. we're all blameless the world fucked us up. we're not in control of our own actions the end i wonder if we were like going extremely slow cuz uh oh i'm in here. i'm in i'm inside the room. i'm inside the room. i need your help. i'm inside i'm inside oh my god that helmet like literally saved your ass nevermind
1:00:55 wait, i think i saw a poster when you were opening the elevator door. wow, open the elevator door. what a great idea. yeah, yeah. i'm glad you thought of it. that is this begging for a right click smoke right there. like right click smoke right at the window when you open the door. oh, that would be high value smoke. okay, okay, okay. it's setting on fire. it's setting its shit on fire.
1:01:45 easy. yeah, yeah, yeah. what did you grab? what you got there? what you got there? paint can or something. you never know what you... you pick up stuff here and there when you're outside, you know? do we push that? okay, wait, hold on. scary. why is the sniper not suicidal? almost everythings are suicidal in this game. oh, and then we switch to the other car? maybe he's trying to aim at himself and miss him.
1:02:29 oh wait, we'll pull this one back so we can keep pushing the other car further. oh shit, oh shit. ah, okay, okay, okay. i mean the way these cars are driving, it must be a ford. pov, you took your ford out for a drive? i see where the sniper is. oh gosh, oh my god, what the hell? do you think we need to go up here? we gotta climb up. oh, jeez. we gotta climb up there. wait, wait, wait, into the bus, into the bus, into the bus.
1:03:16 okay, okay, okay and then what and then what i'll bait him i think we go we go. oh gosh, right? i don't think we go you don't think so? he shot me twice. there was no cover, but i made it well for now there's got to be what about this thing back here. what about the only other object on the screen? what is it? i don't know what that is. oh shit
1:04:01 it's a rocket launcher. damn. rocket launcher. rocket launcher. this is audible. does that trigger anybody in chat when i say that? it seems to me in my head it sounds like a hundred percent like the audible guy. like do you feel like you're gonna fall asleep if you listen to audible to fall asleep? it's one to one. it's... i gotta start, i gotta start dropping that randomly in conversation. this is audible. oh wait, hold on. hold on.
1:04:34 hold on. hold on. just hold on. just go behind him. wait, hold on. it's red. it's red. it's red. don't think it's whispering in my right ear.
1:05:05 oh my god. it's unseasonably warm yesterday. i hope you guys stayed. it was a tank. it's a tank. guys, the tank is at the... listen. tank is aiming at us, right? i don't think that the... literally, furniture was made of like actual wood back then. we're gonna be fine. well, i can't see myself anymore and i've been blown by a tank shell. you know, come with me. where's this part? is this a tank? it's a good question. this is the tank.
1:05:42 holy cow! oh my god. how did you get so lucky? oh, bali, bap, bap, bap. wait, hold on. hold on. hold on. where are we going? where are we going? where are we going? where are we going? through the crack in the wall. slow motion for all. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. i'm hurt. i'm hurt. the end of this game just being american gladiators is so crazy to me. okay, wait. let's go. let's go. oh shit. it's a bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, grenade.
1:06:25 get him. come here, come here, get you a good nade! wait, hold on, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. rush him. oh shit. damn, you even blew up his corpse. he's dead, lady. he's done. isn't there more than one person in the tank? and then we get in and we drive it. what the hell? i told you, i told you there's... wait, hold on, is there? that's not a tank. that's another guy. that's another guy, yeah. your war sucks.
1:07:06 yeah, l l l l to war. do we get on it? oh yeah, we do. it's metal gear solid. how come the guy's not shooting at us? holy shit. oh man. i'm shooting guys. i'm driving this beast. wait, war is awesome! war owns! oh my gosh. okay. do we kill the lamb with this? bro, we are the lamb.
1:07:53 i don't like the camera angle oh shit did you see the lamp? it totally looks like a spider man don't go! can you shoot the wall to our left and then we'll take a little shortcut look at that i got your fam it must be crazy to like uh like sign up for the military these days and then you're looking around and like your fellow soldiers have like a broccoli haircut i wonder how that makes you feel i don't know what to blow up that inspires a lot
1:08:40 a lot of faith or a lot of confidence or maybe i don't know. isn't this where we were? damn, i hope they give you this on new game plus. this should really change the timbre of the early game. i'm just firing. do we go around? wait, that's the movie theater. f**k it bro, we're building condos. that chair is indestructible. i tell you, they don't make them like that anymore. don't worry ryan. i got him. oh, cut. camera transition.
1:09:33 driving like crash bandicoot turn left to go right what a world man why is it not bent? this is crazy you should really die i'm going up the lift hill for the bat in canada's wonderland okay so obviously war sucks oh my god
1:10:43 i think you got it. oh, no, that's nasty let's fucking go bitch war is bad, but we killed something that was way worse than war this thing could have fucked up the whole earth easily well, are you still driving? oh shit. we look a little sad. oh
1:11:13 that's just how it looks sometimes to be honest with you. i don't know, temperature, simple kind of pants you're wearing. we can make the tank healthy again. is it? i mean we lost all of our time. that's dead! oh no! scripted death. you can literally only kill me in a cutscene. what the fuck? oh shit, oh shit. oh that's cool so i guess i just don't get to play the game anymore, that's cool.
1:11:58 ryan, i wish you were here! i wish you were here! ahhh! it's bad, it's bad. it means it's bad. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
1:12:42 please help me! oh hey guys. isn't that the ouija board thing? it looks like an iron. what are we doing? it's a wooden giant's toenail. we're filling up the king's cup. you're... you're reviving me? there you go. what's going on? megapine. i... i... do i go this way?
1:13:41 okay. there you go. no, no, it's not. i just don't get to play anymore, huh? it'll be too calm. well, i'm looking at my stomach. oh, keep it down there! i'm trying to write my dang science exam! am i inside of the sheep? it's kind of hard to make out of anything, honestly. shit's more red than the... i see some tires. minnesota wild goldlight last night. do you see me? all i can see is you. i thought you had your own vision.
1:14:20 it's crazy, they brought michael and jackson back. they haven't brought me back yet. so you were in the middle? i haven't been... i haven't had any impact on the game for quite some time. oh, that's the shadow! that's the shadow guy! on the boss! did it all start because of this dead ass rabbit? maybe this girl killed a rabbit. and then she ate it. and gave birth to an evil lamb.
1:15:13 if she got the cs2 knife. oh man, if she started flipping it around and like... like dan dang music style? that would've been so good. like switching hand to hand and stuff. yes, man. oh, now you play. wait, i think i'm in the bag. yeah, i think you're in the bag too. it looks all mighty bloody in there. not my fault.
1:16:02 i can like move around. yeah, you're going like, hey, let me out of this bag and i'm like, nope. i think it looks like i'm gonna toss you down the well. really? why'd you toss her down the well? maybe that's the anus of the sheep. oh, i'm saving you. i'm saving you by shooting you out through the butthole. i think maybe. this is probably like what your colon looks like to like a parasitic worm. why do i have a parasitic worm in my butt? that's kind of messed up. some people probably do.
1:16:34 richard gere maybe? okay the guy jackson has the dead lamp i'm literally wearing balenciaga this burlap shirt with the red square that's balenciaga fall 2026 why does michael have my knife? they're all lamps what's this all mean? they're getting controlled by the lamp? i'm not 100% sure about this one
1:17:12 i'm not trying to be anti intellectual. i think i missed something tonally or metaphorically at this one. those heads were your heads! as we threw you down the hole. you threw me down the well! we threw you down the well because you took so long to get eaten by the lamb. so we had to kill you. what the hell? you know what it says? last one in is a rotten egg.
1:17:52 and i'm sadako from the grudge you're literally like yamcha pose right now and that's game theory! that's the theory! i definitely need some kind of explanation for real we were making fun of it, we literally need a game theory video damn, they weren't wasting any time with the credits, huh? it's so loud, it's so loud they were like, you're ready to go don't let us keep you
1:18:36 all is well. i'm gonna pop out, right? you're gonna pop out? i'm gonna pop out? what does that mean? from the well. oh, i thought you meant like a separate process. i mean, i thought of like the first session that we did, i was like, this is like a good little nightmares style game, obviously. i like the tone that it had going on. i think it got a little lost towards the end.
1:19:13 thank you for playing. well, they appreciated us. so that's good. that is good. and thank you for releasing the game in such a way that i could play on the friends pass. that my wife bought one copy but we could experience the full surface area of the game. i appreciate it. yeah, i think i have to agree. when it was kind of like ominous and not related to, i don't know, war and it was just like a skinned people
1:19:43 and they were like, you know, moving weirdly. i think that was good. but then when they introduced the war and the guys blowing shit up and...
1:19:53 you know, i think that's where i think i got a little lost because i feel like they just try to say like what you said, like the war is bad. and also it didn't stick to landing because the most fun part of the game was driving the tank. or maybe that's the thing, maybe that's hard. maybe they're saying war is fun but bad. war is the one thing that's bad even though it's fun. war is bad but fun?
1:20:18 maybe they're saying even though driving this tank and blowing things up and shooting a sniper with a bazooka is awesome, we should not be doing it as much as we are. but... the general idea of the story is that there was a war and drought. the children performed a sacrifice to try and end the war and fix the drought. what? well, they fixed the fucking drought, that's for sure. you spent half the game in a canoe. so maybe they gotta sacrifice one more to end the war.
1:20:49 definitely, because they're either halfway there. that's true. oh, maybe there was so much of blood or so much of water because the first sacrifice was the coffin that we opened up in that water area and then when we opened the coffin there was nothing. maybe that was the first sacrifice for the water and then there was so much water and then they said like why is it always water?
1:21:17 then they sacrificed my character for the war maybe? because the war was still going on? i don't know. oh hey ryuka.