cartoon character wardrobe - Bits and Banter [05⧸04⧸2026]

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0:00 good morning gamers, i've been working on a new character. it's a very rich and textured character. you want to hear it? wait, the shine of your japan, the sparkle of your china.
0:13 me going off on like an 11 minute rant about how good bodhisattva is and about how it represents the zenith of steely dan's countdown to ecstasy era jam band phase before they pivoted entirely to becoming like studio perfectionists which also worked out. meanwhile my daughter is locked in the car seat going, daddy can you play some perry grip? daddy can you play a perry grip song?
0:38 origin, this character is just me. i haven't done my character yet. that's not my character. my character is guy with no money ordering a sandwich at subway. yeah, can i get a zero inch nothing on nun bread? that's the character that i've been working on. i've been agonizing over
0:58 over whether it should be no bread or none bread. i gotta think about that. no... can i, yeah, can i get a zero inch nothing on none? something like that?
1:11 have you seen the devil wears prada 2? nope. have you seen 32 short films about glenn gould? it's kind of crazy. i don't know fuck all about glenn gould. i finished watching the movie. i still don't know fuck all about glenn gould. i know everything about his values, his thoughts on the hereafter, his supernatural musings, his relationship between art and the artist, audience and performer.
1:33 it was kind of spitting when he said, i've long thought that there's a ratio of time that you need to spend with other people versus time to spend yourself. and i don't know whether it's two and seven eighths or seven and two eighths or something like that.
1:45 i was like, damn, this motherfucker is spittin', man. and all the reviews of 32 short films about glenn gould, they're like, i watched the movie, i still don't know anything about him. okay, bro, go to wikipedia, get all the important stuff like born, died, most important work, personal life. okay, motherfucker, find all that shit steeped in artifice. all i know about is how he treated other people and his values, which i guess is nothing to you!
2:11 they don't get it, man. they don't get it. i did not just find Geordie Greep. what i did just realize is that both Geordie Greep and glenn gould have alliterative gs. you guys see singin' in the rain?
2:22 my daughter came home and was like, i want to watch singing in the rain out of nowhere. so i said, oh my god, a chance to watch a 100 year old movie that i've never seen before and also my kid wants to watch it. this is a dream come true. we watched it like 15 minutes in. she was like, i'm kind of bored. i was like, this is the greatest shit that's ever been fucking made. are you kidding me?
2:46 it's fucking crazy man. broadway rhythm, everybody dance. dude was fucking popping off. people are going, i don't really understand the point of the broadway melody section. it's 17 minutes long and it adds nothing to the story. it's gene kelly putting his nuts on your fucking forehead. he took his nuts out and he dangled them on your forehead and he went, gotta dance, gotta dance.
3:15 cuz you can't fucking do that shit that he's doing. that's why he fucking did it is cuz he's the only one that can fucking do that shit, bro. can i tell you something that's so fucking for real too? sorry, the queue's taking a long time today. they're trying to find games at my level. this is how you know your boy uses samsung pay.
3:31 i said, freedom is not carrying your european style carry all bag with your credit card in it. i'm just going to bring my phone. i'll buy my iced americano and my queen of mon on samsung pay. tap it on the machine. this card is not authorized. please insert your card. okay, scroll over to a different card that's in samsung pay. tap it. this card is not authorized. do you need to insert your... do you know what they said? i swear to you with god as my witness.
3:59 they said, you're good, just get us back next time. i went, oh, they put it on my fucking tab. you know how good that feels? it feels like you passed a vibe check that you didn't even know you were being subjected to. so to pay back their faith in mankind and their faith in me, i rode my bike to the coffee shop yesterday with my credit card.
4:25 and bought another coffee and then also said, hey here's the receipt from the shit that i couldn't pay for yesterday and paid it off. and i feel like we've created more faith in humanity as a result of this. but suffice to say, i don't know whether it's fucking the clover fintech company or samsung themselves, you guys gotta fix this fucking bug, okay? because samsung pay is not working with clover point of sale machines right now.
4:53 anyway, singin' in the rain kind of incredible. i forgive gene kelly for being a little seth macfarlane coded. hey, enel, my co workers made fun of me for using the word facade in conversation today. yeah, they... we live in a culture of anti intellectualism.
5:09 people are literally gobbling up the slurry of jason momoa, mark wahlberg movies that they put on prime video. they're literally like, i have no choice but to watch this, to be part of the conversation. nah, bro, you want to be part of the conversation? talk to gene hackman. i got jungle covered, brother? i think. oh, motherfucker. no, no, no, no, no. i knew, i knew, i knew, i knew. i just saw a second guy and when maybe that was the first guy.
5:51 and now i watched francis hahn starship troopers over the weekend. none of my friends said they'd watch them. okay, what's the problem? did you watch them because you wanted to watch them or did you watch them thinking that your friends would also watch them after you watch them and then like because you said they were good or whatever that seems crazy and
6:10 it's fun to discuss media with friends? okay, then fucking collude on that shit in advance. don't just give them an ultimatum. i mean, i like both of those movies, but that's like a... that's a crazy play to just watch some shit and then be like, you guys should watch this too. like, that's not really fair. you guys have to come to the conclusion of what film you're gonna watch in advance so that it's amenable for as many people as possible. i literally had him. i literally had him. why'd they have to pull that stunt at the end of singin' in the rain?
6:41 i did think it was kind of crazy that like he's in love with debbie reynolds. in order to get her career started, he tricks her into thinking that like he hates her. i don't think that's necessary. i don't think he had to do that. i don't think he had to resort to that. but i don't know, like romance was different in 1952 or whatever.
7:07 it's so crazy to think of like my my grandparents being like 16 and pogging the fuck up at singing in the rain. literally, mogdum literally took out both of his knees. i'm literally in three book clubs just for the discussion. okay, but do you go to the club and go here's what i read this week?
7:25 you guys should read it too? or do you have like a maybe a whatsapp group where they go, hey march's book is gonna be the old man and the sea and then everybody reads it with advance notice and then you you go and you talk about it. like that seems more seems more appropriate. i mean i'm gonna be honest i would be pretty pissed off if like my friend got mad at me for not watching a movie just because he watched it.
7:50 i would find that deeply annoying. i thought we were out here watching art for its own merits and then everything else is a bonus. i do like gene kelly in counter strike. we're also buffing singing in the rain because that's one of the least known songs from the... least known numbers from the movie.
8:13 i'm not insulting singin' in the rain, the song. i'm not insulting make em laugh or fit as a fiddle and ready for love or good morning. 20 minute dance number, the end was dumb. i literally saw you saying, um, what happened to jackbox earlier? i think you might not be a consumer of art. mocked. confidence, do you see the way i planted my fucking feet? i stood there and i planted my fucking feet. somebody cover spawn, please.
8:46 care right is gonna be waiting he co charges in dustin's reactions wasn't even looking man wasn't even looking it's literally not having a bad brain it's focusing my brain on speech instead of like clicking on people's heads watch this bro. you don't want to be there literally, that would have been the first grenade headshot in counter strike history if my teammate didn't fuck it up. oh
9:24 donald o'connor was doing too much on make him laugh. low key controversial take, the soundtrack kind of sucks to listen to because it's all physical gags. in make him laugh, there's literally like a hundred seconds of straight silence when donald o'connor in the movie is doing stuff like, where does the beautiful girl song fall for you on rankings?
9:45 i think it's okay, but again, it's not good to listen to outside of the movie because there's like a three minute visual gag in it. if you must wear fox to the opera, dame fashion says, die it! i like... my imagination is pretty good. i can rotate like a damn apple in my head and stuff like that, but... you're asking a lot of a fellow like me.
10:09 it's crazy seeing all the people from the bits in real time. are you saying, are you suggesting that i made chat? the subtext of that seems to be that i made chat. that the people from chat don't exist until i go live. people from bits is crazy. this is a nation on cosplay, man. it's the movement b, unk. augt. reaction difference. helping b. helping b. i'm gonna take the long way.
10:46 i asked the coffee shop yesterday if they have cold brew. they said no, but we have iced americanos three question marks. why? i don't understand why this story is um remarkable to you i guess is what i'm trying to say that seems like a it seems like they had your best interest in mind you asked if they had a certain drink. they said no, but we got something like it why are you upset? sorry, but coffee people are some of the most annoying people on the planet wrong
11:14 espresso people are some of the most annoying people on the planet. coffee drinkers are alright. they're always like, i'll take a large coffee. espresso drinkers are always like, who the fuck wants to drink extra hot? like what's wrong with you bro? it's already boiling. it's already boiling! the fuck do you mean extra hot? it's the hottest that the matter can get before it turns into a different state!
11:40 extra hot dumbest request possible. i might not be a perfect person, but you'll never catch me ordering a hot beverage extra hot that's literally like asking the barista to burn themselves for what to make my drink less drinkable i literally look at it like the way that you should look at a malevolent mad king torturing their people just because they have the power to do so i look at it as an act of hubris and malevolence. all right orange. let's do this. oh
12:09 no, smoke mist bro. smoke mist. all we gotta do is lock in. oh, who's next? in this living hell, taking it to the streets. sorry, did that say bomb fucking planted? used to have a regular that ordered 100 degree chamomile citrus tea with milk added.
12:38 burn the fuck out of me before i could even put the lid on, it would curdle. that shit would piss me off. isn't it true that now that we sorry, i'm gonna be late to sight because i'm getting chat to go again. um, isn't it true that now that, uh, the upside of us living in a much snobbier coffee era is that at many third wave coffee shops baristas are emboldened to actually tell the customer to fuck off? like, i'm not gonna make that. i think that's a huge plus for, like, society. i just order shit that's on the menu. am i a crook?
13:07 i'm gonna be honest with you, i think there's a few special orders at a coffee shop that are acceptable. like extra shot i think is a totally expressible order or acceptable order. probably if you're an espresso head ordering a longer pull or something like that. i mean honestly i think it would do our nation good if we stopped calling 100% sugar at the bubble tea place 100% and started calling it 400%.
13:36 most mind boggling one for me is a customer who wants to drink extra cold but no ice. now that's...that's very interesting. extra liquid nitrogen. guys, they're killing me palace because nobody give me the a site! wait, that's kind of peak? help me see teas please. i've lost my sight to teas. well, that almost killed me, obviously.
14:23 got one. got one. that's literally why you don't... you really wanted to take the angle to snipe mid with the deagle. no fucking cohesion, bro. no fucking cohesion. no trust. jody masina must love calralee because of like a tails california, heads carolina. you thought i wasn't going to get that very obtuse seattle baseball plus
14:54 jodie messina reference because she'd be getting the head carolina. i get it. i had a drink with tonka bean tincture in it last weekend. i'm gonna say something. i don't want you to get mad. the best part about tonka bean is knowing that americans can't consume it. otherwise, it just kind of tastes like regular chocolate. motherfucker. it ain't me, babe. i really thought that was gonna work, man. in my...
15:51 my heart of hearts. i got a muffin crumb in my vocal cords. okay, we're back, we're back. oh, i really thought that was gonna work. it's a big round for a beast like me. smoke in jungle? covered your exfil? what the fuck? guess we better get over there. well, good game everybody. hmm, that's me, the valuable player.
16:55 hey, plus 59 points, bro! why do you have voice chat off? literally, like, it's becoming illuminated to me mostly through seeing the conversations in the discord. there's about 80% of the human population is only concerned about the settings menu. i find it a very disappointing waste of your one trip on planet earth. it's just the frame rate, change your view model, change your resolution. buddy, you don't live your life under the cog, okay? get out there.
17:27 experience the sun, take a walk, have a conversation with your fellow man. st. peter don't give a fuck about your motherboard is what i'm trying to say. you're speedrunning the optimal way to have a 50% win rate, okay? you're a hamster on a wheel. you're conflating ambition with... i didn't really figure out how this sentence was gonna end to be honest with you. you played at 60 hertz for months and it literally... you know what the end game was? we played at 60 hertz for months.
17:58 i changed it to 144 hertz for one game. i was like this is the best looking game that's ever existed and now it in my brain it looks the same as it did at 60. the end result of changing it to 144 is that i can't go back to 60. it's the hedonic treadmill made manifest.
18:17 that's why you should never order appetizers. because then if you order appetizers three times in a row, now you're an appetizer guy. every time you go out for dinner you're going to be like, oh fuck i really shouldn't get an appetizer but i love appetizers. what do you mean? my model for human happiness is that essentially your happiness is
18:36 broadly, like on a long scale, your happiness is essentially coded into you like a thermostat. maybe not necessarily like when you're born, but certainly by the time you're like 25, you're basically your default happiness level is about the same as it's ever going to be. there are things that adjust it like plus and minus, but mostly the human brain is like insNLy good at bringing you back down to that level.
19:00 like, and sometimes that setpoint is higher for some people and sometimes the setpoint is lower. are you happy? as happy as i'll ever be brother, i think that's the important thing. let's roll. let's roll is a crazy line after that. holy shit, you're right, i'm the highest rank in the room bro. anubis! what have we done?
19:26 you spam the same wasting your one time on earth ult once a week? bro, people stop. people never stop wasting their one time on earth though. every time i start the stream on monday they're asking me if i saw a new guy that got invented by ai over the weekend. that's also a good point! librarian, you know too much about dota to be acting this ignorantly. is that not why it's called an ult, is because it's effective? imagine if we didn't use our ult. people would be like, why didn't you use your ult?
19:58 it's so funny to me, you're right, librarian yells at me when i play cs. it's so funny to me that you're like pretending to be in touch with humanity by watching all these coriata movies and talking about how it's like impacting your ability to feel empathy and stuff like that. and then you come in here and you're like, you should put crouch on tap instead of toggle or something. bye guys. flay their ass.
20:23 i was just watching a lot of sentimental movies all in a row. which is fine, don't get me wrong, but at some point you start to wonder if it's like a signal, you know? might be motivated from a place of authenticity. i don't know. you think ralph zifforetto had that shit done to pio, mate?
20:45 i think if we were meant to have an opinion, chase would have shown us on the screen. i think we're meant to be in the same position as tony, which is like, the only thing that matters is that, does tony have a good reason to be suspicious? the answer is obviously yes. he's literally the devil. i mean, other people have to use that tv remote, man. like, you can't be doing all that. like, the killing and stuff like that, that's bad enough, man. but you can't be shoving that remote up your ass with like, no.
21:17 no covering or like envelope or anything? that's just disgusting, man. it'd go crazy if like i knew where to look when i entered the site at all. i didn't get any degree. i didn't mean a paper envelope! the envelope can have multiple meanings, okay? an envelope can also be just a covering or something preventing an object from interacting with its medium, bro. literally, i don't know if you're talking to me. you voted for anubis.
21:51 i don't know if this was some kind of master plan, like this is when people don't know how to play chess so they just learn a gambit and run that instead. but i don't know how to fucking play the map, bro. i don't know how to play the map. so you voted for it. so if this was your grand plan, it's like, it's fucking anubis accepted and now we're down material. so what's the fucking play, bro?
22:12 any new novelty chatters? i haven't seen booger guy who now asked me if i sit down to pee and whenever a novelty chatter is like really active and then immediately disappears i do start to get worried. so i hope they're chilling out there. there is a blue chat name that sounds like a spell you cast in a video game that keeps asking why aren't you co streaming events. i'm still trying to figure out like internally
22:37 if this is an individual that's going to become the chatter who always asks why you don't co stream events or if it's just like they have twitch brain or something like that from i don't know a long weekend spent indoors but stop chatting i need to focus right now i need to dial in.
22:57 streamer brain is cooked. no, it's 100% true to be honest. it is bad for your brain i'm not gonna donate my brain to science because it's my brain but another streamer should donate their brain to science
23:08 obviously playing nfl football and getting hit a lot is worse for your brain than streaming. but i think every hour streamed to every 5,000 viewers is the equivalent of getting sacked one time in the nfl. so i mean, i'm double it. i'm taking 10 sacks a day right now. only five days a week. but i mean, 10 sacks a day can't be good for you.
23:37 by who though? motherfucker, why'd you ask me to there's one sack right there. i mean not every sack is created equal. sometimes they just grab your toe and you fall over but like 10 sacks a day is crazy. it's literally like i'm shidora right now. streaming the hardest job? well if you're streaming to a lot of people yeah. if you're streaming to a lot of people because you have like a heavy moral responsibility and then also i mean there's the physical pull that it takes.
24:05 wait, surgeon that live streams his operations. move please. surgeon that live streams... wait, let me correct it. surgeon that live streams their operations could be peek. okay, i got mine. could i say we literally easily get a double there if my teammate doesn't body block me at the start of the round for absolutely no reason? the surgeon, was he him?
24:46 yeah, but that one friend who's too woke. the surgeon was only he him because surgery as a profession has a higher incidence of psychopathy which is a male associated trait same guy who complains about anti intellectualism tell me why everybody's four favorite movies are like japanese keno and then the last four movies they've all watched have dave bautista in them
25:13 like why the fuck are you caping for stuber bro? your favorite movie is ram. okay, okay motherfucker. the motherfucker with the curved eyeballs. chill on batista. he's done a lot of bullshit. i was taking some heat. well actually i think they left a nice comment but i take that as heat in its own way. i was taking some heat from someone in the comments. we'll go to their top four. guardians of the galaxy 2 is in there. nah man i can't be interfacing with that. i can't be. oh shit.
25:48 i can't be just replying to that. this is gonna get us both in trouble, obviously. favorite movie is repo the genetic opera. how old am i? pfft, 41 and a huge buffy the vampire slayer poster in your room. missed by three years and not a fan of buffy? hmm, more of an angel head. okay. by the way, can i say missed by three years when i accuse you of being 41 means i was right. you can't be off by three years on someone that's 38 to 44 years old. that means i got to bang on.
26:21 huge, huge, huge. oh, right in their fucking face, bro! holy shit! he even got stabbed and he just stuck it. that's my king right there.
26:38 by the way, i only have nine comments on my bloody nose empty pockets review. that means that nobody appreciates my joke about how the movie is about above all things, making sure that you exit the bar by 2pm at all costs. that movie is a party from about 10am until just after lunch and then the vibes really shift. hope that was a typo. no man, at 2am the vibes are fucked up. everyone's trying to fight each other.
27:05 why would you leave at 2pm? because that's before... it's before everybody's shit house drunk, bro! that's every bar at closing time? yes, that's why i left the story. that's why i left the review that says you have to leave the bar by 2pm! motherfucker. what do you think, y'all? we take him? i saw his head. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. oh my god, i'm mvp, i'm mvp. guys, you, uh, you voted in nubus, so i really need you to carry.
28:03 you miss the camaraderie if you leave before midnight. literally, the best vibes that you can have at a bar is one drink with brunch when you're hungover with a bunch of other people who are hungover. the best vibes are not at midnight. the best vibes are when you're halfway through the beer that is saving your hangover. oh, you gotta leave before two? yes. yes, yes, you do. motherfucker, man. motherfucker, bro. he's coming this way.
29:03 oh shit. best vibes are when the server's bringing your second drink over to the table. could be, could be. you know what the best vibes are? when you spy the server about to come over to you, so you drink a bunch of your drink really fast so that they ask if you want another one and you can then go nonchalantly, yeah, yeah, you know what? i will have another one. even though... hey, where was that guy that killed you? he was right there. wait, this looks upon that? wait, this is where i got fucking killed from, bro. got him?
29:42 i can't stop laughing at this looks upon that. why don't that's the type of shit you'd be saying when you play anubis for the first time, like what the fuck man? it's the gen x bar. muji looking clean. i'm on ironically, i have actually improved my quality of life so much by buying seven copies of the same shirt in different colors. and then just literally
30:03 i wear them seven days in a row and then i wash all seven shirts and then i just wear them again. i put them on the drying rack and in my head i hear suburban dogs by real estate. i kind of feel like i'm living like a patterson slash old joy style life right now. got him. you're not getting away from that, obviously.
30:31 i have 30 uniqlo shirts for that exact same reason? why you got 30 shirts bro? you only got one torso. fuck off jim jarmusch. librarian, if that shit had japanese in it you would be like, oh this movie speed what a perfect slice of life. but because it's american you think that you're separated from your fellow man. jim jarmusch is coriata. jim jarmusch fucking is terry gilliam. jim jarmusch is jacques demy.
31:00 his new one's so bad. is that the dead don't die or am i like nine years behind the meta? i haven't seen that one. in fact, i think i've seen one jim jarmusch movie in my life and it's ghost dog, way of the samurai. it's father, mother, sister, brother. was it like a dr. seuss adaptation? oh, shit! i'm literally not the only other person that's seen ghost dog. justin has also seen ghost dog and also anybody who watched toonami from like 1999 to 2001 has seen it 50 times.
31:32 because they were recommended by some like 70 year old dude on a forum to watch it. so most you ever lost on a coin toss buddy. give me the galil. i prefer it. i prefer the galil. heart rate check. oh, i got a log in. i don't know. heart server's offline today. it just defaults to max heart rate. that's bad. that's really bad. good shooting purple. he saw a shot and he took it. nice try. i'll never vote anubis again. the workhorse.
32:27 you know how to play anubis now? no, bro. i mean, i'm pissed off because i voted against anubis. like i voted to ban it. and they said, nah, i guarantee in the comms, they were saying some shit like nobody knows how to play anubis. we'll just vote for it, man. literally they're advertising condoms on the homepage. like, nah, man. average podcaster. no, man.
32:53 well, look at my society, man. csgo... the game's being run by the devil. the devil's ever... the antichrist is everywhere. they're trying to sell condoms in the video game. no, man. that's crazy, man. you know what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? motherfuckers used to say that all the time and you almost never see a motherfucker say that anymore.
33:23 people whose favorite movie is repo the genetic opera and may or may not have a big buffy the vampire slayer poster in their room love to say shit like she turned me into a newt and they don't say it anymore and that's fucked up. holy grail is quirk chungus now? bro, it was quirk chungus then but i honestly quirk chungus ain't that bad. when you originate the quirk you own the chungus. also people don't believe me but like
33:56 quirk chungus was not the norm in 2005. in the average high school class, if you had 30 kids, it was like four to five quirk chunguses. favorite movie, princess bride, singing songs from the movie adaptation of rent and stuff, four to five quirk chunguses, that's it. and then there were 25 just people that were just, i don't want to call them npcs. it became the norm later. yeah, it became the norm later.
34:29 which are you? kind of stuck in this permanent like aspirational gen x post ironic daria type phenotype, i suppose. waffling back and forth between rage bait and genuine opinions and then wondering why nobody believes me, i suppose. and now i cried during the royal tenenbaums. you ain't special.
34:52 the real question is when you cry, bro. do you cry when chance tenenbaum says, dad, it's been a hard year? or do you cry when motherfuckers are arranging the blocks and he sucks ass at it? do you cry when aubrey, whatever his name is, says, hey, can you copy these blocks? hello, sir. i put my nuts on your forehead like gene kelly in the broadway review. and then you look at it and you're like, this motherfucker is horrible.
35:21 this motherfucker is horrible at rearranging these blocks, man. that's not even close. are you going to apata? okay, i play patio then. motherfucker. did i see a fellow there? what the fuck? i guess i did. i guess i did. got him. got him. got him twice in the shoulder. i triangulated the distance between them. i made a huge mistake. good fucking move! it's a pillar. it's a pillar. it can't move. stay sharp. starting to...
36:37 i think that the fucking electrical box is looking at me funny. whoa! motherfucker! yeah, you too. the fuck is this, man? it's rattling around. oh, i'm fucking cracked now. it's over for you, shit stain. oh! get him! get him! my friend. okay, the least adhd random. he will literally peek. i just... all i had to do was not move my crosshair. he was gonna peek. oh! oh! oh! good trade, good trade. he got two for zero. that's a good trade.
37:55 he was way closer than i expected. do you know the steely dane called visions of johanna stupid? okay, well, um... donald did say that bob dylan was one of the only artists in the 70s worth of dam, so there is that. but also, why do i give a fuck if good artists have great taste? they already make great art, man. i don't need them to also have the same great taste in art as me. that doesn't make any dam... that's an unrealistic expectation to have. you become a great artist first by having great taste? what's it like to believe that? that's crazy.
38:27 you know brian wilson's favorite movie was norbit? that's an insane... that's an insane belief to have. good movie? it has a couple jokes. it's got a couple good jokes in it. yellow's not gonna be pleased when they get shot in the back, man, but i gotta play pit. oh, motherfucker. bomb down banana? fuck it, if it's down banana, you can catch me on the peel. flinched. he flinched. what the fuck? that don't seem right. check pit, bro. oops.
39:14 was raymond a good show? i need a reality check because that shit hit hard as a kid for some reason. i think everybody loves raymond is alright. i think we're past the era of like being mad that sitcoms were once popular and now we can
39:27 not glaze them too much, but like respect them for being, i don't know, at the height of their form. let's put it that way. don't say it was average. average sitcoms are some of the worst television programs ever made. go watch an episode of yes, dear and then tell me that everybody loves raymond is average, bro. nice try. barely even hit me.
39:50 my parents made me watch last man standing. if you were at an age where your parents could force you to watch a show that started in 2019, you are too young to be chatting. but you are subbed, which i appreciate. how are there four people left, man? oh, wow, yes! get him. yeah, don't even pick up the rifle, man. you don't need it. you already got one. you don't need it. oh!
40:29 i was awarded $300 because somebody killed himself. misaligned incentives ass. this is everything wrong with our society. clutch. fuck that bro. no shot. i got the bomb. here you take it. we win this.
41:08 it is great seeing the timbre and chat change and people are going, wait, maybe 5k is awesome. yeah, it's a lot of fun. the problem is now i'm thinking that was fun because it's 5k. no, it's not fun because it's 5k. it's fun because we won. now we come back down on the other side. we can still have, you can still get 13 and one at 5k. the wind start coming and they don't stop coming. i will say i'm having, i'm having a dangerous independent thought.
41:36 what if walking on the sun by smash mouth is actually, in a vacuum, a good song? like, if it was by cake instead of smash mouth, would we say actually the song, would we have the song on playlists, i guess is what i'm trying to say. it might be my favorite bowling alley song. he says, bonfire fucked up. we just toked out with guitars around the bonfire. he does sing british, which is crazy because most british people sing like american.
42:04 toked out with guitars around the bonfire just singing and clapping man what the hell happened and some were spellbound some were hellbound some they fell down and some got back up and fought against the meltdown see i think it might be fucking good man and their kids were hippie chicks or hypocrites because fashion is passionate true meaning of it
42:31 it is kind of like bad b 52s, but it still could be good because the b 52s are good. bro, we had edwin mccain. i don't think i like edwin mccain, man. trying to think, doesn't he sing, ain't it good to be alive?
42:51 i do kind of like the one, what is it like the, peace love hang ten california dreaming of the perfect way. that one might be okay and the music video is like a cursed tattoo that keeps haunting people. rotate through spawn? yeah i don't think i will. can we give some credit to the the t side on that one?
43:27 bro, left his heels on the ground, took a deep breath, braced his core and he saw his shot and he took it. you know what's pissing me off? that was a tactical ping, holy shit. kate's watching youtube on the couch. see a video, thumbnail, best sandwich in vancouver.
43:46 open the video, blue fucking street signs. that ain't vancouver, motherfucker. you're in north van, burnaby, surrey or coquitlam. stop clickbaiting by putting the name of the city in the thumbnail and then when i open the video there's blue fucking street signs and no traffic. i got nothing against the greater vancouver area. if anything, i find it insulting that they put vancouver in the title when there's nothing wrong with burnaby, coquitlam or surrey. port coquitlam!
44:13 i'm not totally sure, more research is required before i make a blanket statement like that about poco. but stop calling it vancouver when the sandwich spot is in surrey, okay? surrey can stand on its own. it has a bigger population. thanks for the assist, bro. got him? no, that was a hell of a shot.
44:37 did you take a vyvanse? no. were people being serious when they said china puts vyvanse in the water? i need a source on that. but like what's to stop a government from putting vyvanse in the water and then their citizens are forced to lock in and like gradually out compete other countries over time in the global economy? it can make your dick stop working? well fucking put an equivalent amount of cialis or something in there. and while you're maybe some
45:03 propecia or something? i don't know. to me, you know how there's soylent, the beverage that's like, i don't know, 400 calories and if you drink five of them a day it's exactly 100% of your recommended daily allowance of everything? why don't they just do that but with trace amounts of medicine? why don't they just sell it like a diet coke but the diet coke has
45:29 vyvanse and a little like an antidepressant there's an anti anxiety but just just a small enough though not enough of a dose that it would count as taking like a whole pill but like enough of a dose that it would do as much as a whole pill does this is like watching a car crash in slow mo yeah maybe the best car crash ever honestly watching a car crash in slow mo is probably good because it gives you time to yell like fucking
45:57 hit the brakes or something or turn. no, it's not just your position adjust your trajectory literally perfect movement they're using hacking shooting hacking games car crashes give my brain the same feeling as an ice cold coke zero to be honest with you i do think that the reason car crash videos are popular is because it's like i
46:36 it's like a driver's version of watching jeopardy. like you put on a video that's called like worst vancouver car crash compilation april 2026 and then you see someone do something and you go you can't do that you're gonna cause an accident and then like the car crashes because that's what the video is and then you go see i told you things you hope happens to the guy who cut you off
47:02 only if they cup if they just get in front of me. i don't really care. i just by the way does this happen? everywhere that like so you you hear an ambulance you look in your rearview mirror and then there's an ambulance behind you so you pull over and then everybody else pulls over but then as soon as the ambulance goes by all of the people that pulled over behind you speed up to try to pass you like is f1
47:28 it's so crazy man. like they use it literally as like a like the safety car is gone now it's time to like gain position like what's wrong with my society dog? i live in the opposite a small town where people try to wave you through the four way stop that i mean obviously that pisses you off too. it's not worse because like it's just that's just annoying someone
47:54 literally trying to pass you a millisecond after the ambulance is by is like, you know, there's a chance that you actually get in an accident. that's just like someone not knowing the rules of the road, which again annoying but not as not as deleterious. got a plant, got a plant. a side rhythm. everybody plant.
48:22 i had to do something. i'm flushing 980 hd pills down the toilet? bro, it might be the fucking move. that song's placement in singing in the rain baffles me to this day. i hate plot andys. the plot for singing in the rain is literally like a line and a half and people are like, it took away from the story. bro, fucking what story? the riveting tale of lina lamont's squeaky voice, motherfucker? it's not that i think it's bad, it's just that i don't get the sequence. there's nothing to get. what you need to get is that it's beautiful.
48:53 it's an extremely talented, charismatic and well choreographed dance number in the middle of a musical. especially he's all hopped up because he just got one. whoa, he had someone he had someone watching his back. that's illegal. usually people go in during the rain. can i oh, you fucking saw his head, bro. can i also tell you that for my whole life, i thought singing in the rain was a movie about a guy who was like depressed and then decides to be happy. it is not about that at all.
49:21 if you thought that's what it was about because of like the song singing in the rain, there's like a little bit of a genuine plot going on in that movie. it's not that. why? because i didn't know shit about it. i thought maybe gene kelly was like, i'm depressed, but now i'm in love so i'm not depressed. that's not what it's about at all. what is it about? the birth of audio in the medium of film. so it's a tech demo? no, you're thinking of the jazz singer with al jolson. oh my god, we killed him.
49:55 see, that's the guy. i'm still trying to figure out like, that's the guy, man. like is it a bit? or is it a... i sort of don't understand the character. don't point at me. i'm pointing at the one who says, why don't you co stream? it's literally free money. but i'm not sure if they're a real person. i'm smoking jungle? motherfucker, man. no, no, i'm body blocking you. i'm body blocking you so you die. why? he bumped into me when i threw my smoke and made me look like a fool. motherfucker.
50:46 i see him cat go, nut up. no, no, i had him too. i want to say a librarian. can you clip that? hit the railing. let me see an analysis of that. i want you to, i'm literally doing your job for you. i want you to zoom in on where the impact of the bullet is and enhance it and then cover it with a red circle like this. i want to see it. i want to see how close it was. cause i honestly, i think it was off by this much. and then literally put like a little ruler on the screen and then take that ruler and move it to where the bullet was. it would be over here, but move it, move it over there.
51:22 okay, i'm gonna do this in photoshop because i'm lazy whatever there's two frames that we want to look at this is the first frame after he shoots the gun right and then more importantly. this is this frame before just before he shoots it one frame before he shoots the gun you can see like it's pretty close and like the crosshair is
51:54 normal so he was already stopped or counter strafe i doubt counter strafe but he already stopped now this is the um, i have this frame here because this is what he wants us to show how close it is right like this. so i'm just going to clear out a little bit of space in the middle here kind of horrifying imagery but there you go, and let's just see. i mean he wants a ruler and
52:28 and like i put the edge here i mean it was even closer than that you can just see how close that was to hitting don't forget minecraft steely dan oh wait wait hang on surely somebody posted about it in the discord it's not just game suggestions for the 13,000th day in a row you found it already okay imagine that shit oh my god it's four minutes long
53:02 react andy, incoming.
53:21 oh shit, and the michael mcdonald in the back?
53:39 yes, and the? and then? oh, he knows! he knows what to do! yes!
54:00 i feel like i'm in the party all the time music video right now. i'm pushing ciders up.
54:26 tonight we slay and we drag it when the slaughter will place a teary sign and the iron will turn to gold this is really good. i mean, the cinematography is actually insane. it does feel like a parody just for me. there is that.
54:57 damn, damn, he's hitting that shit. nah man, you gotta use beds. you gotta play some beds bro, he doesn't know what you can do. what was that? damn, that's the sound of xp? i'm in like vh1 behind the music, man.
55:33 oh and then we take it one more extended an extra two and then in the background
55:39 it's a light of my eyes! and then just take it a little further. this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.
56:08 it's the type of shit that has you clicking on the creator's username and then scrolling down to steely dan parrot just typing steely dan in the search bar. keenan you've done it again. oh shit ranking every steely dan song? hang on let me get pissed off at this one. let's go dudes.
56:33 you put on... okay if i may, i'm not gonna watch your whole video that's uh, decoded youtube technology. not on your end, on my end. literally you put every single steely dan song in s tier and as a result i have no notes.
56:49 you've put 90% of their discography in the s tier, especially everything from from kaocho and asia, which is incredible. and you put dirty work in the d tier, which i fucking defend you for saying that. i'll defend to the death your right to say that. no way jen altha got to steely dan.
57:09 yes. okay, okay. it's so good that i'm worried that it will be
57:38 like content id matched and the ghost of steely dan is going to come to my house and kill me.
57:46 man, that is... nah, jen alpha found steely dan part 4. damn, damn, this is insane. nah, jen alpha got to steely dan part 2.
58:17 i've seen you looks, max! oh shit. your name in chat is esti. you're looking scampy. it's like nothing. i don't know what any of this shit means but it's awesome. no way gen alpha got to the doobie brothers. she ran the walls in fortnite.
58:47 always have to roll you high as a muse she watches the bottom of me anyone would think she fell a bro who's watching k song what a muse he's free he's free as a house you all have to reason to make it
59:20 damn. man, fuck ai. we got ek, earth canaan. this is... i sounded so much like this is audible. did you hear that? this is audible. i don't know how i channeled that so quickly. this is audible. nothing is coming to me on this one. i think you might be timothy oliphant. and penelope cruz? i'm more confident that this is penelope cruz, but i don't know if it's timothy oliphant.
59:51 it's neither, man. david strathairn and minka kelly. can i tell you something by that? it does look a little bit like josh hom. you're not wrong. i, uh, well, i mean, so tax day was thursday, right? i did the first weekend in may, spring cleaning by canceling every subscription that i no longer use. it feels fucking awesome, man. why the fuck did i have xbox game pass ultimate on the console and on the pc? i ain't using that shit. just buy minecraft for 15 bucks, bro.
1:00:22 stupid ass. oh, i'll get the subscription to save $2 once and then just pay it for like 10 months because i fucking forgot about it. you fucking idiot! hitman! also fuck audible.
1:00:38 a, they only let you store 12 credits, which is stupid as fuck because it's literally just a number in a database. b, you can't cancel your plan on the app. you have to go to the website and sign in. so they're literally trying to... they're putting just hurdle after hurdle after hurdle after hurdle after hurdle in front of you. but nothing feels more powerful than saying you're going to cancel a subscription and then they start hitting you with the fucking groveling, bro.
1:01:04 please. oh, what if we offered you exactly the same functionality for 97% off? would you be interested? no. just so you know, you're going to lose access to the plus catalog. fuck you, man. give me my fucking credits! chocolate milk, blue milk, i don't know a single brand of chocolate milk in the united states.
1:01:31 uh, yoo hoo. yoo hoo is a chalk yoo yoo? yoo hoo? yoo hoo. nesquik? nes nesquik? it's not nesquik, y'all. true moo, okay. what actor portrayed din djarin in the upcoming box office bomb the mandalorian in grogu? that's pedro pascal. after playing pat what the fucking oh, cause it's may the 4th today, motherfucker!
1:01:58 natalie portman won the oscar. i would literally type portman in there and thought i was a genius. that's black swan. this band's hit californication references the star wars planet of alderaan. does it? does californication reference alderaan? alderaan's not far away. alderaan's not far away. it's californication.
1:02:26 buy me a star on the boulevard, it's a swedish representation. something like that, right? literally, let me save you from an unforced error. do not ever sing californication at sweden. at sweden? little girls from sweden dream of silver screen portration. at karaoke, it is 10 times longer than you think it is.
1:02:51 you think it's two minutes and 48 seconds long. it's seven minutes and 15 seconds long. and there is about half of the song is just... you will realize after the second verse, you're like, you guys can just go next. you guys can just go next. hey, surgeon, very well to change the signs of aging.
1:03:18 a stranger to the world she was, no girl and this is something crazy. that's when you bring out the air guitar. yeah bro, i'm paying 250 a minute to watch someone do air guitar to californication. come on, be fucking for real right now. hit the skip button so somebody can sing a real song. 1927 austrian novels by franz kafka. speculative fiction. what one did you not fucking finish, man?
1:03:49 this shit is not the metamorphosis. did you never finish the trial? america. i guess i should have known by the fact that it said america. the novel began as a short story titled the stroker. nah, man. you stroke, it's gotta be a long story. hello! gun to your head, favorite steely dan song. right now. i don't know. i don't know any steely dan songs. she's not fucking with bob dylan, but every once in a while she's okay with the steely. is that bob dylan or steely dan?
1:04:20 that's still in there. that's not an accurate representation of he was like, huh? and then the back of the singer goes like, that's got a little babylon sisters to it. that's got a little babylon sisters. shake it. are you sick of me singing? there's no right answer to that question. so i'm going to say no. oh, no, you are. that just means you are. no, it's not true.
1:04:51 ryan is a gear on my screen. do you have the the thingy on the screen? i'm gonna be honest with you i'm not totally sure that i'm i'm the guy to be putting the vtuber avatar on the screen. it's not a vtuber avatar we did it we did it on last monday. i
1:05:10 and like i'm not really sure it added that much and then like on friday, you know, it's so much maybe it was during during bandit trap you were like, here's the link to get it set up but you kind of let me off the hook and i was like, oh i'm off the hook. you gotta do it i think you got to send me another link then we live in a criminal world where bandit trap has 14 reviews on steam. that was a good game. i
1:05:36 yeah, they only had 15 players. that's so messed up. if the nlss still existed, we would have played it two times a week for a month and we would have discovered emergent strategies and stuff like that. there would be a meta that would come up around it. i'm not saying gamble with your friends wasn't peak, don't get me wrong. ryan, do you love me? of course.
1:06:08 if you said no, because i'm holding a knife. oh, it was a yandere type thing. yeah, yeah. he knows, he knows. ugh knows. didn't i tell you i had a dream and then i was pregnant and i had a baby? and then you were like, it's michael! you did tell me that. you did tell me you had a dream where you were pregnant with a son.
1:06:37 right after michael came to exist in tomodachi life. the son that nobody asked for. the son who stepped up. this is where you fight twice baked isshin at the end of sekiro, shadows die twice. oh, i thought you didn't finish that game. you got me confused with another guy.
1:06:58 people are like bitching you're not using the arts you're not using the art not only did i did i finish i did pretty well in the final boss what i tapped out on was like i'm gonna beat every boss in the game and then it was those weird little like shaman dudes who would just spam you with purple bubbles from like across the map while you tried to find the boss arena and i went nah i'm not doing all this garbage
1:07:22 i was fighting one of them underwater or something like that. i was getting getting ticked off. yeah, the shichimi warriors. the damn furikake... shichimi? shichimi warrior? the furikake squad. give me a second. i also have to change my game name because the same people who were bitching about the shichimi warriors are now bitching about the game name being wrong. shichimi warrior? i could go for sushi right now.
1:07:48 sashimi warrior. you know, i could go for sushi right now as well. i thought you were gonna leave me hanging. i would never! i love sushi. although you'll be like, oh there she goes again! no, no, a lesser man, a less authentic man for sure. but i love to eat one cucumber roll, one salmon roll, one tuna roll. and you know what'll drive you bonkers? sometimes the cucumber rolls the best, but only if they put the sesame seeds in the cucumber before they roll it up. what could i not go through? we both knew this was a one way trip.
1:08:22 i'm stuck, y'all. what? i'm stuck. can you go? i can't. i'm stuck. can you give me a push or something? oh, i'm out. i'm stuck. now i'm stuck. i don't even see you. oh, okay. oh, there you are. okay. i don't know why i cannot go through. maybe we can't go back. oh, okay. now i can go through. oh, okay. now it looks like you're stuck. no, it's like you have to go through. i can't.
1:09:01 what? i can't get through. okay, you go ahead. but now i'm stuck. okay, try to drop. press all the buttons. attack, maybe? attack button? oh, press right click to cancel. okay. you couldn't go through, right? every time i go through, he goes like, hey, come here. and then i come over. oh, what the heck? you have to click your mouse, apparently. apparently, you just got to click your mouse. you can go back. oh, wait. this thing got toppled over. here's your preview of what thursday is going to be like.
1:09:39 the bird watching the birds gonna attack you in the most peaceful flock around. we should outfit our whole house with posters on the wall like a dorm room. have you ever posted like a sexy lady on your wall? not a sexy lady, no. i had one poster in university and it was the stylized piece of art from the flaming lips album, yoshimi battles the pink robots.
1:10:11 and then my roommate had a poster. it was the theatrical poster for harry potter and the philosopher's stone. the first harry potter movie.
1:10:22 but your university dorm or whatever the house that you guys lived in must have had one or two bikini ladies, right? i'm not saying my friend didn't have the poster where there's like seven ladies with their shirts off at the swimming pool and their backs are painted to look like all the pink floyd albums but i'm not saying it.
1:10:48 i'm not not saying he had a poster of tony montana spraying a tommy gun and every time he looked at it he would say say hello to my little friend. oh my god oh my god oh my god that's so loud that's the nutsack. i'm out of here. oh my god oh my god oh my god oh so loud it's so loud oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
1:11:13 oh my god oh my god oh my god bro ain't so good on the stairs he's looking like eb 209 oh my god oh my oh my god oh my god oh oh why is the single all dying why why why did you know pelicans are really stupid they just want to put everything in their mouth and even if they see like a humongous uh animal they still try to eat
1:11:41 is that true? them? yeah. so you'll see pelicans, they see like an adult man and then they try to like eat you by putting their mouth on you. and then people go, oh that's cute! but it's actually them like, i want to eat you. yeah, yeah, yeah. alive. they're trying to steal your carbon. it's what it's like when you're at the embarcadero in san francisco with some in n out. oh my god, this is like so bad. i've never seen, oh gosh, i think the pigs are angry at me now. why are they looking at us?
1:12:11 probably like that because the stuff at the valley cat is here! the pigs will help us, the pigs will help! why doesn't it hit the pig instead? damn michael kind of held his own in that one. it was this person. that must be jackson.
1:12:36 jack michael jackson she got it sometimes i get interrupted when i'm telling my wife a funny story and i go it's not that funny i don't need to say it again but i was telling her about the letterbox reviews of the michael jackson movie last night and our kid interrupted us and then i was like no she's got to hear this. i was like the top review is from someone and
1:13:00 where the review just says, the critics can suck my hee hee. and then if you click on their profile, like the last 11 movies they've watched are all michael jackson concert documentaries. like they're a real michael head. if the critic doesn't like this movie, they can suck my hee hee. it was so good. i think to be honest with you, i think i would probably believe that the movie kind of sucks, but the review is so good.
1:13:29 kate's so good at the hee hee, that's what she sounds like when she eats bulldog ramen! that's not true! hee hee! i never say hee hee! she never says hee hee, but it would hit hard. oh no, i think i'm bad. or if you just started kicking your leg out straight in front of you. well, i think i'm bad? i'm the lamb. i'm the lamb? she's the lamb. would it be scary if the lamb walks on two feet? actually, that would be terrifying.
1:14:16 i'm a big lamb. kind of crazy people will watch this and be like this is turning me vegetarian, bro we got to eat more animals. they're killing us turn it against us. it's them or us man. i'm just playing wait. this is such a real question where do you sit on the bus can't help but notice everybody sat on the other side so i guess screw me
1:14:43 i sit in the back, for sure. i was back left senior year, because that was like, i mean, you got first pick. when i was younger, i definitely sat at the very front. younger kids sit at the front, for sure. i don't, even to this day, i don't mind being like about a third into the bus. there's a lot of pressure at the back, a lot of pressure to be cool. this is audible. it's orphanage, it's orphanage. this looks like where the damn addams family lives.
1:15:10 would you want to go to adam's family mansion? i honestly think if i ate before i went to the adam's family house, i would have a great time. i don't want to eat whatever freaky ass shit they be serving, but i think honestly i could fuck with their vibe a little bit if they invited me. playing croquet with like a human eyeball or some shit like that, i don't mind. all i know is they asked me to drink some shit that's bubbling. i gotta say, oh actually i got like a stomach thing. could be hydrochloric acid or some shit.
1:15:38 i like the people, one of their favorite moments of gambling with friends is that when i was drunk and apparently i started to sound like a swedish person. you sounded like you were so stoked that we just won the draft lottery. it don't go that way. this shit don't go clockwise. you literally had one job. worst horologist of all time.
1:16:07 yes, librarian! you moved the long hand so that the small hand will move so that i can boost you into that hole. librarian, you're so fucking real. it did sound like elle fanning trying to hit the norwegian accent. sentimental value mentioned? okay, you gotta tell me. listen, i fuck with sentimental value. how does it have a higher letterbox average than one battle after another? we're not serious people here. this is crazy. don't... and i know you're gonna say some shit like, it's better.
1:16:36 it's not, okay? it's subtler. it's subtler. i'm so drunk. can you... i cannot push the bug. can you push the bug? oh, shit. no, i pushed the bug. i want three glasses of juice. thank you for washing my clothes. what the heck?
1:17:11 see the big exclamation point on the screen? oh, it's just a window. i was like, damn, the hud is getting like really oppressive. they put like in this atmospheric game, they put a big white exclamation mark on the screen. jump over. it's non lethal. oh, okay. okay. or break four corpses. we got to beat him up, beat him up, beat him up, ryan, beat him up.
1:17:37 holy cow, i couldn't believe you beat up that was crazy. that's messed up. that was insane messed up, bro what the heck i'm stuck in the pot. this is the least concern i have ever been of an enemy spotting us just because they're children well, i think i just one tap them if they see me, so i'm not really sweating all that i think we should be strutting through here like we own the damn place. it's the office. oh my god. oh my god oh my god, you got him you hey you farm those ones. i got this one. oh
1:18:16 can't help to but notice why you were only taking two people down where i was taking five people down yeah but these kids are really strong scary movie didn't age well killing people is problematic in 2026 you don't like the scene where sean weigh in says hey man does this shirt make me look gay?
1:18:38 and then lachlan monroe says, nah, man, nah. all right. goodbye. and then he pulls the bottom of the shirt up through the neck. so it becomes like a bikini top. and then he says, how about now? that's a really good scene. what the heck? well, well, well. wait a second. someone needs to hold there. and i jump and i topple over the bookshelf. there you go. be on the plank. yes. what? ryan!
1:19:17 i won't do it this time. i won't do it this time. no, you're going to do it. no, i know. i would never, i would never, you go, you go. i won't do it. you go. i don't know how to push. i don't know how to push the bookshelf over. no, no, you go. all right, here i go.
1:19:42 i tried to double back. you should have just jumped. i tried to make him back. oh, shit. yippee! ryan, why? would it have been funny? would you like... when you snapped back because i didn't give you enough and then you fell down the pit and i would have been completely fine. ryan! you didn't collab at all. you just went for it.
1:20:16 well you gotta move on man the line was i was looking at chat to see the reaction to my bit! that's the whole point of streaming. wait wait wait wait wait wait for the next spawn. ready? wait for it. make sure you jump. fuck. what the fuck? you gotta send it bro! where was that my fault? the bridge crumbled off me. no on my screen you gotta send it did you see? now i'm paranoid that every developer is like
1:20:56 oh my oh, oh, oh, now i'm big shot up! every developer is like uh dropping chat into their game. dude, i understand! one per person! one per person! one per person! okay, and then i i come i'm stuck? i've been well, i guess i'll just get crushed into the rock then i suppose. i don't know why but i got i got stuck. can i say i haven't told my chat yet? we went to bigway on the weekend.
1:21:27 yes, man! i think i'm gonna put one tofu instead of two.
1:21:48 well, i'm gonna take less beef balls next time and more pork shoulder because i think that you get more meat for less money. i think they start you with the meatballs because the meatballs are heavy, exactly. so you put like three meatballs in and all of a sudden you're already in for like 10 bucks. wait, wait, hold on. i don't... why? why is it always here for us? oh my god! oh my god! oh my god! i... i didn't expect that at all.
1:22:19 i was thinking about a joke. i was thinking about how much napa cabbage i could add before they tell me to fuck off. did you add bok choy? no bok choy, just cabbage and napa cabbage. you should try bok choy. okay, maybe go fast. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! thank you for your sacrifice, michael! yeah yeah yeah! it's making the sand babies! oh my god oh my god oh my god! this is a shit shot like john wick. huh.
1:23:04 oh, oh, oh my god that figure almost grabbed me. oh my god. go go go go go. spam spam spam. where am i? where am i? where am i? almost got us. where am i ryan? i don't have control of my character yet. oh they don't like sun, they don't like sun. can i just say, you know, i have to sing an anthem, canadian anthem today.
1:23:36 oh really? it's so funny that not many people are, you know, not really good enough to sing the anthem. that's right, yeah, i would confirm that myself included. can i say something? i lost all respect for the tampa bay lightning. i knew it. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! i lost all respect for the tampa bay lightning last night. canadian anthem singer
1:24:03 pitchy, warbling. i was like, i'm going to be offended if they bring out another singer for the american national anthem right after the canadian national anthem. they wheeled a dude out onto the ice who was 100 fucking years old and served his country in world war ii and then had the greatest singer of all time sing the american national anthem. dang, dude. now that's... they were literally playing mind games. she had blue lipstick on to match the theming of the home team.
1:24:31 all i'm gonna say is if you live in the united states of america and you're like bragging that you got picked to sing the anthem at an nhl game, never tell anybody that it's a canadian national anthem because you know if they have the choice between the two, they're putting the carry on the us anthem. that's all i'm gonna say. you know, i think because of the hockey, i kind of know how the american anthem goes. it's all about the rockets red glare and some stuff like that. oh, can you see?
1:25:00 call me when they sing half it in french. hey, la glerouge, bon le rocket! la bomb is bursting, sir, doxygen! oh, i thought you wouldn't make it, dude. literally the only kind of video game i'm actually good at is platformers. i don't know, you always jump down. well, this game's not... it doesn't have the controls of super meat boy, let's put it that way. ah!
1:25:37 all day long i dream of you the whole night through. you know what i'm talking about? wait, where are we going? this is how i get to grandma's house. what for you? what for me? what the heck? holy camera? w split diopter shot. they really think they're lee cronin's the mummy. it's sick. why is it doing that? oh, get him. you're genius, dude. crap. oh, crap. oh, what the frick? oh my god, i like literally saved you, i think. what are we doing?
1:26:24 um, okay, can i say something? that was a hell of a shot. that's a hell of a shot. through 17 boards. get him! i'm the head over here! you gotta shoot this guy then. you had to kill the guy and then we just grabbed the spear and then we throw two spears at this guy. you were just... you were baiting! i cannot! there's no spear! there's no spear! why did you get grabbed by the kid? why did you get grabbed by the kid? you keep the spear if you use it to kill one of the dust individuals.
1:27:05 you keep the sphere! i could not! i had to shoot him with the sphere! why do you not just... because i'm stuck at it cinematically the devs didn't trust me to have any control over my character here what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
1:27:42 this is how it feels as a kid to go get your soccer ball back from your neighbor after it goes over their fence. i think we're trying to save jackson. no, maybe we become the fucking monster. we're re animal, we are re animal! nah, we're just saving jackson. happy days. reunite your friend. oh, there's a guy. he's probably chill. oh my god, he has a gun, bro. it's the first world war, y'all. it's a metaphor for the first world war.
1:28:15 i thought we were good. i like how you said he's friendly but he has a god. he had on the allies hat. yeah if it had a pointy sort of like spear on the top of it i would have been like get down that's a servant of kaiser wilhelm ii but he's got the charles de gaulle. oh no wait hold on, will you say that? that man stretched.
1:28:36 jackson is all fucked up. half of jackson's back in the damn building, man. i don't see that. jackson's fine on my screen. jackson left a piece of himself inside the abattoir. oh no. damn! who's driving this shit, man? jay leno? kate, i had a good character. chat did not like it, but can i run it by you?
1:29:13 sure, sure. it's guy with no money ordering a sandwich at subway and it goes a little bit like this. yeah, can i have a zero inch nothing on nun bread? okay. that's about it. what do you think? i think chad has some right idea. so anyway, what do i have on that? i'll take some air. take some air. can i get two lines of oxygen on that?
1:29:55 they don't like it. they don't like the joke. what do you call a bird? a fish? fish? i'm kicking it over. uh, what do you call a bird that flies over the bay? a bagel? how many men were born in 1968? no men were born. just babies. moses supposes his nose is certain. we see our island in our minds and we know the way.
1:30:33 it's so crazy that i only got what the song was. that's lin manuel miranda. from moana? yeah, from moana.
1:30:51 now do the hawaiian part? okay, nephew, you tried to out woke me. that shit doesn't take place in hawaii. alright, get the spear, get the spear. i'm not this important! this is this... i was in the middle of getting to the punchline. you're driving the boat backwards. we're driving out to the open. well, cause you're not getting the spear. you're not getting the spear. where's the spear? where's the spear? it's right there in the middle of the boat. well, that sounds like that's michael's problem. i can't move. i literally can't move. anyway, the important part is... press the interact button. hit the boat!
1:31:20 doesn't take place in hawaii, it takes place in oceania, okay? that's the important part. that shit is not hawaiian. moana does take place in hawaii. i'm freaking out. kate, they're getting hawaii confused with lilo and stitch. moana doesn't take place in hawaii. it's a polynesian story. they say oahu like eight times. no, they don't. that's the rock just says wahoo. whenever he jumps, he goes, ooh. that's true. that's true. dude, we found another friend. never mind. oh, shit. never mind. never mind. maybe ron?
1:31:53 never mind, we're what? they're wasted. wait, what's happening? it's dark? average gamer? oh, so there was no point to that then. no loot? why did we even come here then? bro, i'm dying. it doesn't take place in hawaii. they're from an island called motoynu. yo, this bunker looks like the shape of your head. it actually literally looks like a minion that's surprised. it looks like a hungry minion. i see that.
1:32:31 holy cow, one ammo. wait, wait, wait. and then you press the button to shoot the beast. yeah, what? i can't see anything. devs, i can't see. what's this? fucking flip it. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. oh no. why? direct hit. i doubt that. load it up, let's shoot them again. that's comedy.
1:33:08 that is comedy right there, holy cow. wait, which one do we want to shoot? just put the rotation in the bag. what if we needed to go left? there's nothing here. it's obviously left. i mean, it's shaking. it ain't doing all that much though. go left, left. i'm holding left. ah, you gotta be through that. right there. so on my screen, nothing changed. but on your screen, something changed. the view, the view. yeah, i know. i was looking. here.
1:33:47 where am i, y'all? you didn't do anything? i'm trapped? what are you doing? i'm trapped over here. i can't come back. can you jump over? i can't. this is... oh no, no! wait, hold on. maybe like this? and then try to grab onto the thing again? i can put my hand... whoa, whoa, whoa! don't do it! this is all i can do. can you hit both levers? no, obviously not.
1:34:26 i get a double fist. well, that was a i'll go out and die. i'll also say like on my screen, um, we rotated the thing and it just shook. it just shook a lot and the view didn't change and you kept going more to the left. saying like more to the left, more to the left. and i was like, is she fucking with me? because the screen has not changed at all. this is just the gun is just shaking.
1:34:53 that gotta be good. wait, hold on. should we move it a little bit more to the left? i think we should move it a little bit more to the left. like, i would confirm that. that looks good. do a beast like me. alright, let's try it. maybe... wait, hold on. is there something more to the left? what do we need to break? oh, now it's moving fast! oh, it started to help. oh! that seems like a better target. i think we got him. oh, no, it's angry.
1:35:51 if this game actually ends up being a metaphor for like the first world war i'm gonna freak out because i'm not... listen if the devs are watching i'm not putting any evil on you but i don't think you've done anything to earn the metaphor yet. maybe go fast, i don't know, i'm scared. it's as fast as i can go and use turbulent water. there's mine mine mine mine! there got to be something to do with the eyeball right? it's way too shiny. oh yeah, extract that eyeball. un chan an delu. pop it.
1:36:32 okay, it's flown off the screen at a hundred miles an hour and now it's flown back behind and into your hands it's in your hands. it is in my hands. it is in my hands. well, why do we want the eye? oh, it's coming back to life. it's coming back to life ryan. it's coming back to life ryan. it's coming back to life ryan. well, how's it supposed to get us? like, oh goodbye. ryan!
1:37:09 you said the only game that you're good at is platformer, you keep falling off of it. i got a bone to pick with the controls honestly. oh you got the eye now, i got the eye. ah go faster. ooh it's touching me, it's touching me. touching you. why do we want the eyeball though? oh that's a good question. touching you yeah it's touching me.
1:37:43 you know that one? i believe anything called love. yeah, i think so. wait, hold on. i think i know this one. that's the rhythm of my heart. oh! bro's gonna blow up! it's gonna explode! ah! ah! ah! okay, i think it's really dead now. and... now the cargo ships can safely get through. so kind of a w for global commerce, to be honest. wait, hold on. is that the right way? i still don't understand why we needed the eyeball. hey, can you hit the button for me? i'm on three.
1:38:24 oh my god, oh my god. ignorant? ignorant? get it get it get it get it get it get it! honestly, that's otis' problem. oh shit. wait, hold on. wait, hold on! hold on! i forgot the key! i forgot the key! we have inertia! i can't hold on! should i drive? i forgot the key. aw, crap. how about rt? rt!
1:39:04 it's not rt, it's not rt. why? i think you were telling me it's y. i pressed y, there was nothing. i think it's x. oh my god. oh man. i think i was gonna crash into it anyway, so it's not that big of a deal. but that is really funny. ryan, ryan, please! please! i have to dodge this guy! i have to dodge this, travis.
1:39:45 oh wait, there's a thing! there's a thing! there's a thing! there's a thing! any reason you're not just letting them fly non stop because they auto aim and infinitely respawn? they do not auto aim if they're behind me. i cannot let them. i cannot shoot back. i cannot shoot. i cannot aim at the thing. see? i think you gotta take it slow there so i gotta kill individual. i tried! i tried.
1:40:20 honestly, if you were on my spot, you would be like, why are you driving so fast? i literally would be 14,000 easy. this is jungle cruise, dude. you gotta make some jungle cruise jokes. it is like jungle cruise. can i tell you, i'm not really fucking with the backside of water. why does everybody think that that's such a funny joke? the backs are the waterfall. they laugh their asses off every single time. i guess it's cause
1:40:46 there's always a secret in the backside of the... okay, alright. waterfall. easy there. well, i hope this is not a boss fight and i just totally wasted it. nah! nah, we're chill. best part of jungle cruise is when you're on it with people that don't know that the jokes are supposed to be bad and they're all looking at each other like why are the jokes so bad? like they actually think that it's supposed to be good instead of shitty. england needs a tupac.
1:41:18 i stream started with tupac, stream ending with tupac. there's a big guy, there's a big oh. that was the that was the lamb. wait, hold on. i'm feeling mighty sick right now. have you eaten anything recently?
1:41:41 i'm doing i'm right all the husband one liners. it might be woman related stuff. it might not just be a hunger. men be like have you eaten something recently? okay but if i may men be like have you had any water today and then sometimes women be going no but that's not it. sometimes they be saying no but i don't think that's it. can you like maybe like i don't know help me get up on my feet or something instead of just
1:42:11 you know, watching. i think i'm gonna eat you. what the heck? richard gere pov? i don't know if that shit's true. it's an urban legend. you know what i'm talking about, jen? wait, hold on. am i becoming the sheep? i doubt it. i doubt it's true. oh no. oh, the sheep is coming out of my throat! oh shit. no, it's not a shit. it's a sheep! damn, that's where my rogon josh comes from? i think i'm dead.
1:43:02 hold on, i'm not dead? now it would be really funny if i said, have you had any water today? alright, mister, it's all you. this all happens in world war 1? yeah bro, this is literally passchendaele. you don't know paul gross? oh no, michael. this is why we observe remembrance day. why is the sheep angry? oh, that's kinda f**ked up. it ate the boy. it's like, we've counted them for years, but they...
1:43:46 it's something we never counted on. i mean it has to do with some kind of war. because the war is happening and there are soldiers. but that's just the theory. game theory! i mean those are the trench lines. it's like oh shit! the fan theory that this game takes place during the first world war just got a lot stronger. alright we're safe. there's another guy! okay. do you think they were just playing russian roulette?
1:44:25 wait, hold on! i'm getting a... i'm getting a message from this game. wait, hold on. right, right, right, right, right. come over here. yeah! yeah! had to upgrade. there you go. now you're protected. getting a certain message from this game. i think the message might be... and hear me out on this one. might be that war is bad. it's gonna blow up. bro, you gotta give it like another couple seconds, like...
1:44:57 wait wait wait but this sequence this sequence has got me thinking hang on maybe war is kind of fun? how did it start with like we just don't know where we are into like now we're in a war i'm tripping up tripping up tripping i found it it's getting narrower oh my god oh my god
1:45:48 how did it get so big? noooooo! jackson! oh my god. oh my geez. oh my geez. oh there's a wire cutter. oh my god. oh my god. wow, nice prank, kate. yeah, i'll climb up on the damn locker and someone will blow it up with a proximity mine. i jumped, i jumped. oh my gosh. wait, wait. this way, this way. stop!
1:46:22 stop jumping off from the places. oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
1:47:17 but if you read the news, this is how it seems like they're treating the patients at canadian hospitals. that's all i'm gonna say. you can't get antibiotics, but they do seem to be handing out grenades. oh no, the no name guy. it seems like the sheep is really slow. why are they keep getting eaten by it? i think he just wanted to know what it felt like. i i you know what? i wonder what it means. the sheep that came, that was dead, and then got reborn from this girl's
1:47:56 so here's the thing, within you, man is the capacity for evil, just built in. that's on fleek, okay? so the horrors of the world made that evil become manifest and you spit it out, now you're spitting evil out into the world and it's actually reflecting back on the people who used to be your compatriots, you know? it's the endless perpetuation of the cycle of violence. but the wires of the sheep! and it's very shagadelic, baby, yeah!
1:48:25 sheep is not known for violence. yeah baby! oh, they got a gun. ryan! oh my what the fuck, my hat! she's one tapped. what the fuck? how are they shooting me? i'm behind the piano! i think we just roll right? ryan? why? just gonna get the drop on him. are you sure you're good at platformer? you just find a way to jump off.
1:49:05 it's circles. shit looks like a mario party minigame. oh, but there's the guy with the key. oh, i see. i gotta shoot him. you gotta practice shot in on the one on the right. that is how gen z treats the beatles. we all know which one they're shooting to. i'm not saying you should shoot the other ones. i'm just saying we all know which one you guys are pointing at. what is the lamb keep...oh, wait. hold on. what? he saw me. what is that the lamb is keep evolving?
1:49:47 the war...evolves...the evil? well, it's no longer our monster to control now that it's out there. just slide it. can you help me push it? there you go. this is literally what i look like in my office when you give me chicken tenders. ryan, ryan. my bad, y'all.
1:50:28 go quick go quick! go quick! oh fuck! go fuck about what the fuck? he bit my head. okay okay okay after that we hide we hide we hide. okay okay okay and then what and then what? i'll bait him. i think we go we go? oh gosh ryan! i don't think we go. you don't think so? he shot me twice there was no cover!
1:51:04 there's got to be, what about this thing back here? what about the only other object on the screen? what is it? i don't even know what that is. oh shit! oh shit dude! it's a rocket launcher. damn. rocket launcher. rocket launcher. this is audible. does that trigger anybody in chat when i say that? it seems to me in my head it sounds like a hundred percent like the audible guy.
1:51:35 this is audible. this is audible. like, do you feel like you're gonna fall asleep if you listen to audible to fall asleep? it's one to one. it's... i gotta start dropping that randomly in conversation. this is audible. the end of this game just being american gladiators is so crazy to me. okay, wait. let's go, let's go. oh shit, it's a... a grenade! get him. come here, come here, get you a grenade! wait, hold on, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. rush him.
1:52:20 oh shit damn you even blew up his corpse he's he's dead lady he's done oh man i'm shooting guys all right i'm driving this beast wait war is awesome war owns i don't like the camera angle oh shit did you see the lamb it must be crazy to like uh like sign up for the military these days and then you're looking around and like your fellow soldiers have like a broccoli haircut
1:52:55 that inspires a lot of faith or a lot of confidence or maybe i don't know. isn't this where we were? damn, i hope they give you this on new game plus. should really change the timbre of the early game. oh, cut the camera, camera transition. driving like crash bandicoot. my tank, my tank, sir, my tank. you gotta turn left. just focus on driving. turn left to go right. what a world, man.
1:53:54 why is it not dead? this is crazy. you should really die. i'm going up the lift hill for the bath at canada's wonderland. okay, so obviously war sucks. oh my god! oh my god, i'm still shooting ryan. i think you got him. oh no, that's nasty.
1:54:45 let's fucking go bitch! war is bad but we killed something that was way worse than war this thing could have fucked up the whole earth easily. well are you still driving? oh shit. we look a little sad. that's just how it looks sometimes to be honest with you. i don't know, temperature, what kind of pants you're wearing. we can make the tank healthy again. is it? i mean we lost all of our time. that's dad!
1:55:30 oh no! scripted death. you can literally only kill me in a cutscene. what the fuck? oh shit, oh shit. oh that's cool so i guess i just don't get to play the game anymore. that's cool. ryan i wish you were here, i wish you were here! ahh it's bad, it's bad. it means it's bad. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
1:56:07 wait wait wait wait wait! wait hold on, i got no place to go it's a movie about how cars are really safe it's a game about how war is good and cars are safe what kind of sheep looks like an octopus? maybe the whale will save us we didn't help the whale please help me oh hey guys isn't that the ouija board thing? it looks like an iron what are we doing? it's a wooden giant's toenail we're filling up the king's cup
1:57:06 you're... you're reviving me? there you go. what's going on? mega pint. i... i... do i go this way? okay. there you go. no, no. it's not. i just don't get to play anymore, huh? it'll be to call. well, i'm looking at my stuff. oh, keep it down there! i'm trying to write my dang science exam! if she gets the cs2 knife... oh man, if she started flipping it around, it like...
1:57:51 like dan dang music style. that would have been so good. like switching hand to hand and stuff. yes, man. i can like move around. yeah, you're going like, hey, let me out of this bag. and i'm like, nope. i think it looks like i'm gonna toss you down the well. really? why'd you toss her down the well? maybe that's the anus of the sheep. oh, i'm saving you. i'm saving you by shooting you out through the butthole.
1:58:23 i think maybe. this is probably like what your colon looks like to like a parasitic worm. why do i have a parasitic worm in my butt? i don't know. some people probably do. richard gere, maybe. okay, the guy jackson has the dead lamb. i'm literally wearing balenciaga. this burlap shirt with the red square, that's balenciaga fall 2026. why does michael have my knife? because then they're all lambs.
1:59:06 what's this all mean? they're getting controlled by the lyft? i'm not 100% sure about this one. i'm not trying to be anti intellectual. i think i missed something tonally or metaphorically at this one. those heads were your heads! as we threw you down the hole. you threw me down the well!
1:59:39 we threw you down the well because you were... you took so long to get eaten by the lamb. so we had to kill you. what the hell? you know what it says? last one in is a rotten egg. and i'm sadako from the garage. you're literally like yamcha pose right now. and that's game theory. just the theory.
2:00:22 i definitely need some kind of explanation for real. we were making fun of it, we literally need a game theory video. damn, they weren't wasting any time with the credits, huh? it's so loud, it's so loud. they were like, you're ready to go. don't let us keep you. i mean, i thought of the first session that we did, i was like, this is a good little nightmares style game, obviously. i liked the tone that it had going on.
2:00:52 i think it got a little lost towards the end. i think i have to agree when it was kind of like ominous and not related to i don't know war and it was just like a skinned people and and they were like you know moving weirdly i think that was good but then when they introduced the war and the guys blowing shit up and
2:01:17 you know, i think that's where i think i got a little lost because i feel like they just try to say like what you said, like the war is bad. and also it didn't stick to landing because the most fun part of the game was driving the tank. or maybe that's the thing, maybe that's hard. maybe they're saying war is fun but bad. war is the one thing that's bad even though it's fun. maybe they're saying even though driving this tank and blowing things up and shooting a sniper with a bazooka is awesome, we should not be doing it as much as we are.
2:01:47 the general idea of the story is that there was a war and drought. the children performed a sacrifice to try and end the war and fix the drought. what? well, they fixed the fucking drought, that's for sure. you spent half the game in a canoe. so maybe they gotta sacrifice one more to end the war. definitely, because they're either halfway there. well, kate, it was fun to play the game with you.
2:02:17 yeah, thank you for joining me. of course. i will go eat lunch and send my viewers to you. i did not hate it. i do think it kind of... they didn't earn the ending in my opinion. they didn't earn... i thought it was cool when it was kind of like tim burton, like, hey, everybody in the world hates you.
2:02:38 when it was james and the giant peach roll doll type stuff when they tried to tie it back into like um here's a lesson about the real world i kind of thought it didn't feel earned to me but uh either way i will send you over to my wife's stream and then i will go pee good night y'all uh i'll be back tomorrow i don't know we're gonna play but you could probably make some predictions say yeah i literally got 500 followers just now you say you're looking for someone
2:03:13 who'll sit down when they go pee someone who'll clean the bathroom someone to wipe the seat someone who'll wipe each and every stain i can't do it! no no no no!
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2:04:05 anything you want just to put a smile on it you deserve it baby, you deserve it all you should sit down and pee i'll never sit down to pee you should know that about me i like to stand up when i pee, right when i pee