Just like re-animals, re-animals... (Reanimal)
Northernlion2026-05-06Reanimal
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ryan, do you love me? of course. if you said no, because i'm holding a knife. oh, it was a yandere type thing. yeah, yeah. he knows, he knows. auk knows. i'm very familiar with, i don't know, about 1% of otaku culture, i suppose. didn't i tell you i had a dream?
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and then i was pregnant and i had a baby. and then you were like, it's michael! you did tell me that. you did tell me you had a dream where you were pregnant with a son right after michael came to exist in tomodachi life. that's scary, dude. the son that nobody asked for. the son who stepped up. holy cow, how come you're faster? shift key difference. wait, what?
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no for real! what? this is where you fight twice baked isshin at the end of sekiro shadows die twice. oh i thought you didn't finish that game. you got me confused with another guy.
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people are like bitching. you're like, you're not using the arts. you're not using the arts. not only did i finish, i did pretty well in the final boss. what i tapped out on was like, i'm gonna beat every boss in the game. and then it was those weird little like shaman dudes who would just spam you with purple bubbles from like across the map while you tried to find the boss arena. and i went, nah, i'm not doing all this garbage.
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i was fighting one of them underwater or something like that. i was getting getting ticked off. yeah, the shichimi warriors. the damn furikake... sashimi? sashimi warrior? furikake squad. give me a second. i also have to change my game name because the same people who were bitching about the shichimi warriors are now bitching about the game name being wrong. sashimi warrior? i could go for sushi right now.
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sashimi warrior. you know, i could go for sushi right now as well. i thought you were going to leave me hanging. i would never. i love sushi. although you'll be like, oh, there she goes again. no, no, a lesser man, a less authentic man for sure. but i love to eat one cucumber roll, one salmon roll, one tuna roll. and you know what will drive you bonkers? sometimes the cucumber rolls the best, but only if they put the sesame seeds in the cucumber before they roll it up. where can i not go through? we both knew this was a one way trip.
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i'm stuck, y'all. what? i'm stuck. can you go? i can't. i'm stuck. can you give me a push or something? oh, i'm out. i'm stuck. now i'm stuck. i don't even see you. oh, okay. oh, there you are. okay. i don't know why i cannot go through. maybe we can't go back. oh, okay. now i can go through. oh, okay. now it looks like you're stuck. no, it's like you have to go through. i can't.
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what? okay, you go ahead. but now i'm stuck. okay, try to drop. press all the buttons. attack, maybe? oh, attack. oh, press right click to cancel. okay. or maybe we don't go out. it does look like they're going like, hey, come here, come here. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, now i'm stuck too. maybe we can't, we don't go outside. maybe michael's fucking with us, man. maybe if the third try.
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maybe i'll just beat the piss out of it with this crowbar gordon freeman style. wait, maybe we go over the top here. boost me. michael, do something! you couldn't go through, right? every time i go through, he goes like, hey, come here. and then i come over. oh, what the heck? you have to click your mouse, apparently. apparently you just got to click your mouse. you can go. oh, wait, this thing got toppled over. here's your preview of what thursday is going to be like. the bird watching the birds going to attack you and the...
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and the most peaceful walk around. you go there with a little camera. getting into birdwatching might lowkey be the move for my 40s. it's got a lot of elements that i think i can get down with. waking up early, being outside in like a cozy outfit. what the heck? in cozy attire. yo, it's uh... what's that movie? spirited away. no no no. mokja?
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okja. okja. okja is let's go eat. oh, you lit it up. i did light it up. pitbull style. yeah, i speak korean a little bit. type of fella be saying some shit like, i literally thought i was gonna milk it. yeah, you're gonna milk this? see, i think the devs like hate that thing.
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it's always in their games like the people eating like fat, fat pigs. crazy. tina you fat lard come get your dinner. there's no shot this is the door we started on. also michael got killed. i think there's a secret here. we probably have to kill those birds. what's the kill count? what's the kill count? because i think i got it all honestly. yeah five five five for me. oh five assists how about that?
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how about that? ooh, poster! can't be just poster, right? we should outfit our whole house with posters on the wall. like a dorm room. have you ever posted like a sexy lady on your wall? not a sexy lady, no. i had one poster in university and it was the stylized piece of art from the flaming lips album, yoshimi battles the pink robots.
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and then my roommate had a poster. it was the theatrical poster for harry potter and the philosopher's stone. the first harry potter movie.
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but your university dorm or whatever the house that you guys lived in must have had one or two bikini ladies, right? i'm not saying my friend didn't have the poster where there's like seven ladies with their shirts off at the swimming pool and their backs are painted to look like all the pink floyd albums but i'm not not saying it.
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i'm not saying he didn't have the pink floyd one. i'm not not saying he had a poster of tony montana spraying a tommy gun and every time he looked at it, he would say say hello to my little friend. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. that's so loud. that's the nutsack. i'm out of here. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh, so loud. it's so loud. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.
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oh my god oh my god oh my god bro ain't so good on the stairs he's looking like eb 209 oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh why is the single all dying why why why did you know pelicans are really stupid they just want to put everything in their mouth and even if they see like a humongous uh animal they still try to eat
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is that true? them? yeah. so you'll see pelicans, they see like an adult man and then they try to like eat you by putting their mouth on you. and then people go, oh that's cute! but it's actually them like, i want to eat you alive. they're trying to steal your carbon. okay, wow! this is terrible i think. it's what it's like when you're at the embarcadero in san francisco with some in n out. oh my god, this is like so bad.
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i've never seen oh gosh. i think the pigs are angry at me. why are they looking at us? the pigs will help us the pigs will help what does it it the pig is dead? damn michael kind of held his uh held his own person that must be jackson
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jack michael jackson she got it sometimes i get interrupted when i'm telling my wife a funny story and i go it's not that funny i don't need to say it again but i was telling her about the letterbox reviews of the michael jackson movie last night and our kid interrupted us and then i was like no she's got to hear this. i was like the top review is from someone who
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where the review just says, the critics can suck my hee hee. and then if you click on their profile, like the last 11 movies they've watched are all michael jackson concert documentaries. like they're a real michael head.
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if the critic doesn't like this movie, they can suck on my hee hee! it's so good. i think, to be honest with you, i think i would probably believe that the movie kind of sucks, but the review is so good. that's so good. i'm gonna be upset if this is the ending of the game. yeah, this looks like dark season 3, to be honest with you. kate's so good at the hee hee? that's what she sounds like when she eats bulldog ramen! that's not true! hee hee!
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i never say heehee. she never says heehee but it would hit hard. oh no, i think i'm bad. or if you just started kicking your leg out straight in front of you. well i think i'm bad? i'm the lamb. i'm the lamb? she's the lamb. would it be scary if the lamb walks on two feet? actually that would be... that would be terrifying. i'm a big lamb.
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kind of crazy people will watch this and be like, this is turning me vegetarian. bro, we got to eat more animals. they're killing us. they're turning against us. it's them or us, man. i'm just playing. school bus. we got to go to the hospital, right? i mean, that's like the... yeah. maybe to school. wait, this is such a real question. where do you sit on the bus? can't help but notice everybody sat on the other side. so i guess screw me.
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i sit in the back for sure. i was back left senior year because that was like i mean you got first pick. when i was younger i definitely sit at the very front. younger kids sit at the front for sure. i don't even to this day i don't mind being like about a third into the bus. i like i like the back. there's a lot of pressure at the back a lot of pressure to be cool. you're missing out on this vibration from the controller because you're playing on the keyboard and keyboard and mouse. that's true.
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missing out on the force feedback the rumble pack this is audible it's orphanage it's orphanage this looks like where the damn adams family lives would you want to be would you want to go to adams family mansion i honestly think if i ate before i went to the adams family house i would have a great time i don't want to eat whatever freaky ass shit they'd be serving but i think honestly i could fuck with their vibe a little bit if they invited me playing croquet with like a human eyeball or some shit like that i don't mind
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all i know is they asked me to drink some shit that's bubbling. i gotta say, oh actually i got like a stomach thing. could be hydrochloric acid or some shit. oh! oh! look at that, i help you out. you don't think it's this window? no it's not. i like the people, um, one of their favorite moment of gamble with friends is that when i was drunk and apparently i started to sound like a swedish person. hello guys!
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oh, drone. you sounded like you were so stoked that we just won the draft lottery. i already know what to do here. i grabbed this one. you set it to what the real time is. i'm gonna need some help. this is like 1210 or something. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. it don't go that way. this shit don't go clockwise. you literally had a one job. worst horologist of all time.
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yes, librarian! you moved the long hand so that the small hand will move so that i can boost you into that hole. librarian, you're so fucking real. it did sound like elle fanning trying to hit the norwegian accent. sentimental value mentioned? okay, you gotta tell me. listen, i fuck with sentimental value. how does it have a higher letterbox average than one battle after another? we're not serious people here. this is crazy. and i know you're gonna say some shit like, it's better.
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it's not, okay? it's subtler! it's subtler! oh, crouch, crouch. i'll let you go first. alright. are you scared? yeah, i was a little perturbed. oh, what the fuck was that? oh, it's this freak. that's what i did to that spider in my shower. that's true! i was killing hella bugs this weekend. oh my god, what if they're real, ryan?
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what's this? bro, they lost physical 100. this is the price you pay. what's this? i'm holding something. some kind of brick. it looks like a box. a brick is kind of a box that's like filled with clay. oh, poster. yoink. i cannot set it down. oh. damn. yeah, good idea. i should be able to sit down on that couch, no? treat this shit like a rage room. we look like we're in the tomb of the giants right now.
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actually a little bit more like the catacombs to be fair, but... maybe it was just to get that bucket guy and then kill him. with all this for the bucket head? that's it? no shot. oh wait wait wait wait right here, right here, right. in the wardrobe. oh, i need your crowbar. ready? y'all ready for this? y'all ready for this? what the heck? i didn't mean to do that. see the big exclamation point on the screen?
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oh, it's just a window. oh, you put narnia on narnia. i was like, damn, the hud is getting like really oppressive. that's the... they put like in this atmospheric game, they put a big white exclamation mark on the screen. are you doing anything? i was stepping on the box. oh, wait, hold on. let go? what? no, not you. not you. well, you said let go. i was talking to my character. i was quoting the garden state soundtrack. i don't know what you're talking about.
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i think there's like medusa. oh, there's a kid jump over. it's not lethal. oh, okay okay, or break four corpses. we gotta beat him up beat him up beat him up right beat him up holy cow, i couldn't believe you beat up that was crazy. that's messed up. that was insane messed up, bro you know, you shouldn't beat up children like that shouldn't beat up anybody to be honest. i
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especially children. oh, wait, hold on. hold on, hold on, hold on. come on out, come on out, come on out, baby. come on out, come on out. i wanna see what's almost... wait, wait, just come on out for just one second. there's a secret, there's a secret. the dancer of the boreal valley, the dancer of the boreal valley is in there. i don't think we can get out. we ruined the secret. what the heck? i'm stuck in the pot. this is the least concern i have ever been of an enemy spotting us.
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just because they're children? well, i think i just one tap them if they see me. so i'm not really sweating all that. i think we should be strutting through here like we own the damn place. it's the office. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! you got him. hey, you farm those ones, i got this one. can't help but notice why you were only taking two people down where i was taking five people down. yeah, but these kids are really strong. these kids grew up on a farm. you call a city folks, weak!
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i'm calling farm kids stronger. you haven't lived until you've had like sixth grade gym class with a wrestling unit and you're going up against a kid who has like visible veins in his forearms. you're like, what the fuck? we gotta go upstairs, right? there's a kid right there. you want this one? i mean, you should have blocked the road. yeah, yeah, yeah. he belongs at costco.
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i don't get that one. well, in costco they're always leaving their body in a position that blocks the flow of traffic. i hear you, oink. oh my god, there's a big thing that just ate it! oh no, they sacrificed the pig. could be a good idea for a restaurant. ms. piggy? oh, i can sit here! look at that, details. you gotta appreciate all the details. what if there was a korean barbecue restaurant where you brought your own meat?
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i think they do have that in korea. like it's the first floor is the meat shop. so you can just buy the meat and just go home. or you can go upstairs and pay extra to get like the lettuce and the side dishes and stuff like that. but the idea is that you're not... oh sh** ryan. swing away. swing away, sean. but i guess the idea is that you're not paying extra.
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how about a restaurant? for the meat? how about a korean barbecue restaurant where you bring your own grill? oh my god! got mine? i think they're dead. wait, what? where are you going? through the crack in the wall. what the heck? what is that? that's our friend. nope, nope, not a friend. that's mike. jackson, michael! oh, they got a sniper! oh my god, bro, throw his spear! this is literally blighttown. it inflicts toxic.
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i think okay, okay. okay, and toxic is like poison but way worse way way worse. oh wally while he go home, but everybody's potato his potatoes you hold it. i got it. i didn't let me it's so you did that is so you are you are potato blooded why are you talking like crush though?
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what? dude! dude! oh my god. smart. that's a smart play. oh no. i don't feel good about this, mr. stark. i mean honestly the more of these little punks we got the better. oh no oh no! what did you say that now everything got... oh! we gotta have some light for the streamers. actually looks way better on the video capture. oh my god! ah ah ah ryan ryan ryan! okay. okay you died to the...
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they're bones, cindy! that's bones! you ever see scary movie 2? no. i like scary movies that are bad, but i don't like scary movies that... well, you wouldn't like scary movie 2 then, because that's a scary movie that's good. i thought scary movie is trying to be... don't just attack, don't, don't, don't, don't, we can just go... they're sleeping! they're just sleeping, right? they're just sleeping! i thought scary movie was... the whole point of it was just trying to be funny. that's right, yeah.
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yeah, like it's so bad that it's funny. i wouldn't say it's bad. oh, you step on that girl. i would say if anything it's good. go, ryan mon! do body smash! they got me. i think you have to keep them at bay while i use my crowbar to open the boards on the movie. or on the door. you like fighting though. yeah, but i have the crowbar which is the only thing that can open the door, i think. what the heck? oh, we're right here. alright, it's okay, ryan mon. i got you.
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use curl attack. check it out. never mind. yeah, i think we just have to fight him because i think we need both of you. just don't fight. don't fight. i won't step on the girl that was underneath my foot. okay, okay, okay. just go slow, go slow. because like when you get out of there, there are two girls right there. you gotta go to the side. but not too much of a side. there's a person, there's a person, there's a person. yeah, i cleared it easy. scary movie didn't age well.
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killing people is problematic in 2026. go fast, go fast. you don't like the scene where sean wayans says, hey man, does this shirt make me look gay? and then lachlan munroe says, nah, man, nah. all right, goodbye. ryan, are you... and then he pulls the bottom of the shirt up through the neck so it becomes like a bikini top and then he says, how about now? that's a really good scene. what the heck? well, well, well.
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wait a second, someone needs to hold air and i jump and i topple over the bookshelf. i get it. i got way... yeah, yeah, she's onto something. there you go. be on the plank. yes. what? ryan! oops. oh my god.
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i won't do it this time. i won't do it this time. no, you're gonna do it. no, i would never. i would never. what are you doing? you go. i won't do it. you go. i don't know how to push the bookshelf over. no, no, you go. all right, here i go. i tried to double back. you should have just jumped. i tried to make it back.
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oh shit. let's go at the same time. what do we say? time one needs to be on the thing. i got it. imagine if you actually failed despite i was there. failure? that's a four letter word for me. i don't get it. it's a swear word. a lot of swear words are four letters long. oh, that's our friend. ryan. oh my god. ryan, man, go. i mean, they spotted us. we got to go throw bar. go in on that quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. so it doesn't eat. stop it. stop it.
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pull it up. is our friend okay? and then drop him. whee! hold on. can you... okay, okay. do something. maybe push the bench or something? oh no, get close. there's that... oh my... probably like jump out to him and swing him over to the other side or something. at least we're here. 100%.
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kill fast, kill, kill, kill! okay. that was like definitely a new record. that was close, dude. can we let go? oh, okay. you try jumping this time. i don't think it's about jumping. i think you need... yeah, yeah, yeah. you do something for me. yeah, hold my arm. don't let go. okay, just... no! what the heck? come on, man!
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did we just die? what is this, dragon's lair? is that the end of the game? what if this is the end of the game? it's a trap. reach sand city. we're michael now. we're michael. they will definitely love you because your head is potato. that is true. i think we gotta swing. yeah! right, left. right, left. right. i'm gonna be honest, i'm just kind of mashing it. no, same.
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i was hoping that you would do something oh, we're tied damn, they dropped us off in ohio that's a potato monster yippee ryan, why? it would have been funny it would be like when you snapped back because i didn't give you enough and then you fell down the pit and i would have been completely fine ryan! you didn't collab at all, you just went for it
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well, you gotta move on man. the line was i was looking at chat to see the reaction to my bit! that's the whole point of streaming. is it? side eye? manner of speaking, yeah. hey, hey, hey. don't kick me. rude, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back! i can't come back. i'm enshrouded in darkness. come back! come back! i can't see where i'm going, ryan. well, okay. now i'm back now. now what do you want to do? literally, the taxpayers paid for that. you're just out here kicking it.
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oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. oh my god. this is the crystal caves. we're literally playing post lord vessel dark souls right now wait, wait, wait, wait for the next one ready wait for it. make sure you jump fuck what the fuck you gotta send the bro where was that? my fault the bridge you gotta send it. did you see i gotta did it say you gotta send it. oh
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no, you literally got shot up. oh, okay. i was confused because that didn't happen on my screen. on my screen, i got blamed for the foibles of game design. people should watch my stream. i think that's what basically the developers are telling. now i'm paranoid that every developer is like... oh my... oh, now i'm being shot up. every developer is like dropping chat into their game.
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dude we understand one per person one per person one per person i don't know why i cannot get up so like i'm right your left yeah confirmed too true okay and then i i come i'm stuck i've been well i guess i'll just get crushed into the rock then i suppose i don't know why but i got i got stuck my feet got stuck it happens
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i don't know why my character won't stand up. like, i have to wait for you to it's just like real life, i get up before you. i'm gonna come out to the outcropping here to give you a little bit more slack. there you go. and then you're gonna come to your outcropping. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. right here. oh, oh, just kidding. you can do it. and then i'm gonna come over here to my outcropping. i'm just gonna jump. go, go. okay. no problem. hold on. michael? it's jackson. that's jackson. three.
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alright, i would personally maybe like to establish some calm down that one before we do the jump but that's okay i thought we go on three. yeah, but if you go on three, you don't start with three you start with one i don't know i beg differ can i say i haven't told my chat yet. we went to a big way on the weekend. yes, man top ten lunch i've ever had in my life second first time at big way was pretty good three two one go
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first time at big first time at big way pretty good. second time at big way worked out all the kinks. top 10 lunch i've ever had in my life. so true. i think i gotta put one tofu instead of two.
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i'm gonna take less beef balls next time and more pork shoulder because i think that you get more meat for less money. i think they start you with the meatballs because the meatballs are... heavy. heavy, exactly. so you put like three meatballs in and all of a sudden you're already in for like 10 bucks. wait, wait, hold on. maybe we wait for... that's a good idea. jackson to do something. like jackson's trying to do something. if he just falls in this will be so funny. oh, he's helping!
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okay. boost cephalus from 300 ass? i think we should throw him in. it's him or us. i don't th why? why is it always him or us? oh my god! oh my god. oh my god, i... i did not expect that at all. i was thinking about a joke. i was thinking about big ray hot pot. i was also thinking about hot pot. i was thinking about how much napa cabbage i could add before they tell me to fuck off.
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i think you should did you add bok choy? no bok choy, just cabbage and napa cabbage. you should try bok choy. bok choy's good. i'm treating the pig i think the pig is just scared. i'm treating the pig like i'm the damn prime minister. okay, maybe go fast? oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! thank you for your sacrifice, michael! yeah yeah yeah! it's making the sand babies! oh my god oh my god oh my god! this is a shit shot like john wick. ah! oh!
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oh my god, that figure almost grabbed me. oh my god. go go go go go. spam spam spam. where am i? where am i? where am i? almost got us. where am i, ryan? i don't have control of my character yet. oh they don't like sun. they don't like sun. wait hold on, what's here? oh we need a key. is that a revenge that i did that to you on saturday? she did do that to me on saturday. you just let me open this thing instead of always taking my camera away from me?
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what is it? i don't know because i couldn't take the lid off my camera. there's nothing in there. i didn't have a camera so i don't know maybe i've got the key. i don't know. oh my god, oh my god go fast, go fast. i'm in. idiot. although it was sunny in there. it's in here though. wait open this one up. there's gonna be uh there's gonna be one of the creatures in here. la creatura. can i just say you know um i have to sing an anthem canadian anthem today.
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oh really? it's so funny that not many people are, you know, not really good enough to sing the anthem. that's right, yeah, i would confirm that myself included. can i say something? i lost all respect for the tampa bay lightning. i knew it. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! i lost all respect for the tampa bay lightning last night. canadian anthem singer, pitchy, warbling,
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i was like, i'm going to be offended if they bring out another singer for the american national anthem. right after the canadian national anthem, they wheeled a dude out onto the ice who was a hundred fucking years old and served his country in world war ii and then had the greatest singer of all time sing the american national anthem. dang dude, now that's... they were literally playing mind games. she had blue lipstick on to match the theming of the home team.
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all i'm gonna say is if you live in the united states of america and you're like bragging that you got picked to sing the anthem at an nhl game, never tell anybody that it's a canadian national anthem because you know if they have the choice between the two, they're putting the carry on the us anthem. that's all i'm gonna say. you know, i think because of the hockey, i kind of know how the american anthem goes. it's all about the rockets red glare and some stuff like that. oh, can you see?
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call me when they sing half fit in french. you know what i'm talking about? oh my god, i don't. probably break this lock. gotta be in the closet though. or maybe we just use a key. that's one way to do it. oh that guy was holding it. what? do you think they're holding a key? i don't know honestly.
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oh, it's right here! oh, like on the dingle dog! oh! help me! it's okay, it's okay, it's over. swing away! it's over. it's over now. i'm treating these beasts like the alien from science. you're swinging with it's still things and then all the things are dead. oh, potatoes. peppafella like me could disappear down here. uh oh, you're stuck. sorry, where are you? i can't see. oh shit, crouch, crouch, crouch, crouch.
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it kinda looks kinda cute? what's this beast called from uhh nightrain? what is this? i don't i don't there's a guy like that in nightrain? ancestral tree spirit? does this say ancestral tree spirit? oh shit what the fuck man? it got no eyes! do you think it smells me? i can smell you. smell you. she's right, you know. when it goes, we go. say no more.
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i can't see though. wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. i think we should've gone. wait, hold on. just wait. yeah, confirmed. don't knock it! don't knock it, you dingo dongo! i'm free. i made it. i made it out. oh my god, you knocked the bottle down! it was literally right there. you got caught? you got caught there? you, you got caught! i got out. oh my god, ryan? he didn't see shit. oh shit! it's baiting us.
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don't knock. go go go go go. oh, i literally oh my oh my god. hi. you ever notice that ever since our daughter started listening to singing in the rain that anytime we drive anywhere it's like we got a fallout radio station on? oh, i can get the vibe. yeah yeah yeah. track two is always some shit like uh i got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. you guys were the try to make them laugh, try to make them laugh.
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46:01
like granddad said to tell him a joke just make sure it's got plenty of hoke make him laugh, make him scream you know, yeah, yeah, donald o'connor posting oh gosh, ryan, ryan, ryan, ryan! terracotta ass shingle oh, i thought he wouldn't make it, dude literally the only kind of video game i'm actually good at is platformers i don't know, you always jump down
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46:38
well, this game is not it doesn't have the controls of super meat boy. let's put it that way all day long i dream of you the whole night through know what i'm talking about this is how i get the grandma's house what what for you over me? what the heck wait wait w split diopter shot. they really think they're lee cronin's the money. it's sick why is it doing that?
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47:26
oh, get him. what the heck? you're a genius, dude. oh, crap. oh, crap. oh, what the frick? oh my god, i like literally saved you, i think. what are we doing? okay, can i say something? that was a hell of a shot. that's a hell of a shot. through 17 boards. little, that's a little crazy. yeah, yeah. yeah, get him. i'll take this one.
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48:11
what a shot! right in the mouth! shoot him shoot him shoot him shoot him shoot him! we gotta wait for the next pass. okay just shoot him shoot him shoot him. horrible shot, holy cow. and then oh! shoot him shoot him shoot him shoot him! what the fuck? i got killed too. that wouldn't beat yourself up over that one. we're too weak! honestly should have power leveled on the starter island first.
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48:49
i should have bounced vaka's ball back at him for 2 xp instead of just blocking it for one. that's my bit. i wasted a spear. what a shot. i like when she goes, summer, winter, autumn, and spring. for me, that's the peak of that song from like 1906. did you see that? holy cow. where do you think it's gonna come out? typical. oh shit, two for one?
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49:33
oh, oh, oh, oh, what the freak? what the freak? dude, i thought i clutched off. that's crazy. final boss. it might be, honestly. get him! i'm the head over here! you gotta shoot this guy then! you had to kill the guy and then we just grabbed the spear and then we throw two spears at this guy! you were just...
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50:13
you were baiting! there's no spear! why did you get grabbed by the kid? you keep the spear if you use it to kill one of the dust individuals. you keep the spear! i could not! i had to shoot him with the spear. why don't you not just... because i'm stuck at it cinematically. the devs didn't trust me to have any control over my character here. let me take one of these. what the heck? we both whiffed. that's crazy. but now we're gonna have four for the next one. don't get greedy on this one. don't get greedy.
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50:56
oh he's coming back again. don't get greedy, don't get greedy. okay the spheres fell out. confusing boss fight, i just don't know what to do. holy synchro, synchro, synchro, synchro! okay, gonna be on this side. on the left side, left side. yeah, yeah. first though. clutch up. destroyed. nice try, i like that, i like that hustle. don't be on the right side. it might come out.
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51:46
okay, i may have okay, i'm not sure what the fuck you can't switch side. you can't switch side. oh, she's going for it. what the fuck? a little greedy, but i like it. is it gone? follow that boss. that's insane now we follow it. it has a fiddle and ready for love and there's a pin on the right no way what the frick