Is Monopoly supposed to be this hard？ (Monopoly： Star Wars Heroes vs Villains)

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0:00 it's true, you might not have thought they could have mashed up the best ever board game that's ever been released with the best ever media franchise, multimedia franchise that's ever been released. this is monopoly star wars heroes vs. villains. i just found out this morning that this came out and i said, say no more. how could i not start my stream today by checking out monopoly star wars heroes vs. villains? and there's an open table and everything. oh my god.
0:31 holy cow with the droids? how much did this cost? this is $40. this is $40. it might just be $40 canadian. it might be like $32 usd. i don't think that's anthony daniels, man.
1:02 are you playing multiplayer or single player? i think maybe we want to play like five or ten games single player first and then we want to go online because i don't want to just get rinsed online. you know, i want to if i'm going to make sure that i'm well prepared for when i get into the multiplayer. the team with the most influence points wins claim and upgrade locations to earn.
1:23 these decisions are paramount when it comes to achieving influence points. the team with the most points at the end of the game will secure the win. that makes sense. that's kind of what they do. that's true, because at first it was really negative when luke lost his hand.
1:50 when he was fighting in the ventilator shaft with darth vader in vampire strikes back. but then when he got the robot hand and he learned to actually trust his force powers more, it might have actually raised his power level. he sounds sick, man. he sounds a little sick.
2:20 what happened to c 3po? i think he might have covid, man. i can relate. i can feel the snot in my brain. that might just be what it's like to be 37 years old.
2:34 i am sure you are most worried about the financials of it all. so let me assure you that bankruptcy will not end your game. thank you c3po. that's very reassuring. and trading obligations is strictly banned due to the volatile relationship between our participating teams. bro! newt gunray is gonna be very disappointed to hear that. no trading?
3:02 i know newt gunray's ass is tweaking right now, bro. that's alright, bro. let's um... let me just start by creating a game here. i don't think we need to go through all the tutorials. i'll play with just the people on my couch right now. approximately 60 to 80 minutes? that seems appropriate.
3:34 one controller for all? yeah, that'll work. alright, who's our team gonna be here? let's see, it's... can we choose a mix of light side and dark side even though that goes against canon? well, i'll tell you one thing, you gotta have like... oh, i haven't unlocked jin erso yet, man. or finn, or... is this bo katan? i think you gotta have yoda on the squad, because he's the funniest character. and then, i mean, let's...
4:03 what do we got for costumes? we haven't unlocked any yet. i'll select him and for his dice you really have to select his dice i'll take a green dice to represent yoda and his ship his ship should be an x wing because that's what existed on dagobah okay, and then we'll add an ai here. you could be chewbacca. that's fine.
4:30 and then i guess do i have to choose an ability? sure. wait, does it really say i can't let you get close? wookiee rampage, advance to the next opponent and fight. autofill ai. okay, there we go. who the hell is deidre miro, bro? wait, fuck that. who the hell is reva? can i take them out? there's no back button? i don't want to play against characters that i don't know the names of. master yoda, obi wan kenobi, luke skywalker. come on.
5:05 ai difficulty medium, let's send it. oh! villains go first. devastating news. thanks r2d2, i appreciate that.
5:38 they look good, man. he's a powerful one. she's like a bureaucrat. i don't know what's up with reva. the dark robes make me think that she's a lightsaber wielder, but i don't know. oh, maybe based on the lightsaber on her hip. yeah, i'd say so.
6:07 oh shit. oh fuck. look at my landlord, bro. i'm going to hell. eight. that's a good roll.
6:28 he's walking with a sense of purpose too. damn, it's so cinematic. shit, he just claimed jabba's palace. and got two influence points. alright, but here we go. let's go yoda! let's go! that's what the fuck i'm talking about, man! yes, dude!
6:58 shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em! a four? i'm on the damn maz eisley cantina? damn he's spry too! the hell is this? roll a die to see how many credits your bounty hunter steals from the enemy. select an enemy and roll a die to determine how much they get pushed back. increase the influence on a neutral or ally location once within four tiles? fuck it bro. i can't afford this one i guess.
7:33 i don't know why when i click on this down here it then goes to that one up there but that's alright, okay. i purchased the cantina option. what a roll, we got a 2. stolen 100 credits from the enemy team at the cost of 150 credits. what's master and mentor? upgrade locations twice per turn. what did you say? use the force? heard that before and this of course is my tactical view
8:08 how's the balance of power right now? it's still looking alright. i end my turn. thanks for that. she's actually i appreciate she's doing an intro because i didn't know i didn't know that. damn, she rolled a fucking 11? just out for a damn jog. no, not hoth, bro! and it's reduced by 50%?!
8:54 that iconic obi wan kenobi line. we could be stuck here for a very long time. i don't even get to roll for my ai teammates. i'm one sixth of the game. oh my god, he landed on the cantina, man! we got no tempo! he's increased the influence on a neutral location.
9:27 he's increased the influence on the sandcrawler, whatever that means, man. no, no, no. that seems like that doesn't make any sense, reva. don't roll a six. if you roll a six and land on the sandcrawler, i'm fucked, bro. i don't even you rolled a zero? that's huge. she lands on jabba's palace.
10:02 100 resupply to jabba's palace? wait, maybe that's not huge. let's go luke! luke, we need you! we're getting our asses kicked! the balance of power is tilted towards the dark side! do not roll a fucking four. oh my god, he's feeding on jabba's palace, bro! position your defenses? is team fight tactics?
10:41 well, we're not beating that bro. he rolled a 15 on three dice. good luck, dickhead. holy shit. he almost did it. defense stood their ground. he died luke skywalker died? or is he just demoralized? filan steal 300 credits. dude, we're getting our fucking asses kicked. this is a damn disaster. heavy mask breathing. we was all like that. remember?
11:39 slow ass walk. oh my god. you can't let this dude get mustafar. that's where his his fortress is and it's 50% off again. oh no, no, no, please master yoda, please master yoda no, whammies bro seven the statistically modal roll. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god oh my god, there's no chance not on the snowy palace of hoth. oh
12:16 we have no property bro. if the heroes win they'll claim snowy plains. position your defenses. oh my god. oh my god. please yoda. use the force bro. oh wait i fucked oh no wait! did i fuck him up? maybe you can knock their dice over. their good dice can get knocked over. villains steal 300 credits.
12:54 well dude, i'm getting my fucking ass kicked. i don't need to see the balance of power. i need to end my turn. you know what? i think it's... why are you doing this to me? is it because i have my shox open run headphones plugged in? is there a controller connected? there is, but it's not using it. like, it won't let me interact with the game via the controller. so i'll end my turn. i'll end my turn. i'll enter tactical view.
13:44 i'll end my turn. i'm gonna click the button that says end turn and enter tactical view. okay, i think i'm gonna, let me get into the cords here for just a second. that one didn't wanna go. you could tell it didn't wanna go. look at that, it's that easy. i can't let you get cords. so they're almost 2x our money right now, which are maybe that's our influence, i don't know.
14:44 and they are the greatest rollers of all time. they're going to reinforce mustafar at the kcm. no, they're getting fortress vader. and it's everything's half price when you're evil, bro. obi wan, we need a big fucking play here. three. are you landing on the sandcrawler? you're landing on a card of destiny. i can't read that. it's not chinese. free your allies from jail. great. no effect. fantastic. i do like a good liar.
15:33 is that true? is that canon? wait, wait, wait. oh, but you're i don't want to fight on hoth again! yes we do surrender artoo! are you mad? okay, good roll. good roll. a sum of seven across three die. alright, aim at the defender's dice. sum of five across three they beat me by one.
16:13 i don't know why it says minus two unless my math is off but i'm in the gutter. i'm in the gutter now. okay, because he bumped your dice you took battle damage come on luke we need a big one. i need a max win luke a six this could be a new property for us.
16:48 yes, echo base on hot we need that why is it 140 for us man? it is funny. they just call it free parking it doesn't have like the millennium falcon on it or whatever watch out for that turn it's a doozy just how it is in this bitch of a galaxy i don't know that one is that from the
17:31 call in a stormtrooper to a tile with the three allies? to affect a location within three tiles? oh hell no. why he got he bought two properties? he's got an assistant now! this is where luke was hiding. this is luke's milk farm. okay. it ends now. a seven. no, man. oh no, not not fortress vader.
18:08 pay rent at kcm facilities? claim the enemy location for 280 credits. or decline. i mean that's like almost all the money i have, man. i guess i'd like to claim the enemy location though. objective completed for finn. you mentioned that.
18:45 can you just roll like a three or something so i don't feel like it's completely rigged? the sacred tree of octo. they own the whole map, man. planet monopoly gained. select a location to upgrade. oh, they're putting fucking space hotels on the octo sacred tree, bro! octo a!
19:24 obi wan kenobi. low rolls, let's take over tatooine. let's take it out from underneath them. a six. any chance you're getting the pink off that? yes, obi! echo base perimeter, that's huge. go all in. and then reva, low roll and pay us some money. i want to see a low ass roll. i have no idea what that says. a seven apparently.
20:06 huge. i literally just claimed this. ok, position my defenses. i want the dice to ricochet so they're not all close together. mission fucking accomplished, man. motherfucker, we got rinsed. defenses have been trampled. they've been trampled!
20:42 villains claim the kcm facilities for free. oh, and then they're gonna upgrade it, bro. they're advanced to next opponent and fight? that's like the whole map! she gets to cross go? she gets to go all the way across the entire map and cross go and then fight us again.
21:12 i'm fucked bro, yeah and i have to watch that's the craziest part. general veers executes okay well obviously nobody can read that fast i have no idea what's happening man. what? i can't see because of c3po you got to match one of the targets. you failed. okay that's that's big. now it's darth vader's turn. that one hit unfortunately.
21:49 billions win. roll for bonus influence points? nah, kid, that's a miss. we got lucky. billions win. i remember that. man, they're going belt to ass, man.
22:30 rose got the am pm flu medicine on his... on his lapel. damn, what the and now they own dagobah hermit's hut and she's still going?! what the fuck, man? you just blew this motherfucker up! i was rolling like it's me. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh, come on. it can't be it can't be real.
23:18 13 versus 4? it can't be real, man. something's not right. i've noticed that, actually. i've noticed that. holy shit, man. it's 35 to 4. and they're putting hotels on the octo sacred tree, man! damn. okay. the comeback starts now. i'm clicking like i can do anything. i don't do anything.
24:01 yeessss! that's why he's the goat. oh shit. no, he's fucking fucked man, that's the hotel! luke! motherfucker, man! come on luke, hit those sixes. aim at the sixes, luke. let me see the code, man. i gotta see the code.
24:44 it can't be real. i wanna see this scene anymore! alright, but he gets to go again, man. yes! call in wedge antilles! wedge! wedge, save us! what the fuck did that do, man? it looks like he just got eaten by darth vader. he just sort of landed and disappeared.
25:23 oh my god, no property. your active ability cooldown is increased by two? that's bad, man! it's really bad. crazy rolls, man. this is truly insane. yeah, take your time, man. he's en route to the damn cantina. okay, great. great. roll the dice to see how far master yoda gets pushed back.
26:11 four spaces. there i am, man. back on echo base. it's my motherfucking turn. here we go. enough of this bullshit. if it ain't one thing, it's a fucking other, man. motherfucker! doubles! wait, this is huge.
26:41 saunter over to the gehenn plains. i will claim the location for 140. roll again. yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
27:15 passive upgrade locations twice a turn well we need to get a monopoly for that first we roll don't send me to jail bro nine we need to the only chance we have is getting to go past go and getting some of those events crazy turn and a card of destiny move forward two tiles to hyperspace i like how he walks slower when the destination's closer that's relatable jump to next neutral
27:52 which we can't afford or jump to next hyperspace. we can't jump to the next hyperspace bro because if we jump to the next hyperspace we'll miss our go so i have to jump to the next neutral and then get go next time. i end my turn. it counts as pass and go you should read. star wars they never made any star wars books for a reason. warriors don't read books. fuck you deidre miro.
28:33 and don't no no no no. not theed palace on naboo. is nothing sacred to you? and it's half price? a fucking seven, man. the hermit's hut of dagobah? oh shit. darth vader boards the tantive iv. each ally i i c 3po shut up! i can't ruin like this is complicated, man! don't roll a number equal to a hazard.
29:24 villains win, roll for bonus influence points. bro, you rolled two hazards. one safe zone, one hazard. failed. the only time they rolled shitty. villains still win. what the fuck? master yoda go to jail?! whaaaaat?! he fucking froze me in carbonite!
30:08 i'm the only real person playing the game! so i don't get to do anything? obi wan, i need your help. we're not even fucking close to pass and go, man. this is crazy. a random enemy location tier has increased by one? that's horrible news, man! it's absolutely terrible news!
31:04 only a fool would try to deceive a dog on 11. you rolled an 11. okay, damn the action shot not the damn ewok village man for half price. oh and then here come the hotels man, i don't get the half price thing. maybe they had a coupon man. i don't know you'd really surprise me if you pass go you passed go on this turn. oh
31:48 doesn't look like that's gonna happen, man. i think you're gonna land on the jedi temple with insufficient fucking funds, dude! would you like me to, uh, list a few? yes! wait, no, it's doubles! they're gonna pass go! motherfucker.
32:16 free... if master yoda is in jail, please free him. he's walking like he's on his way to the square dance, man. free master yoda from prison. advance to the next neutral location. oh, okay, so you're gonna get a fucking monopoly on... oh no, you're gonna buy boardwalk, bro! coruscant, the fucking senate building? on coruscant?
32:43 it's the score does look like some of those knicks versus spurs game. i mean, we know what happened though. we fucking know what happened man. go ahead roll again. five where does that take you? a cantina.
33:17 the sith eternal, okay. the destruction of shichimi. good roll. really, really good roll. oh man, not again. i can't do this again, not again. okay, huge. has anything good happened to you?
33:51 i rolled doubles twice before i got frozen in carbonite and sent to space jail. motherfucker. jesus christ. if not enough they kill you, they gotta blind you first. alright. but then the motherfucker has not even made it to where he's supposed to move.
34:27 and now they're gonna butt fuck me in a different way. select an enemy, they go to jail? damn, we got the whole fucking squad in prison, man. the entire rebel alliance is incarcerated. it's my turn, y'all. yes! yes! can you like unfreeze me or something? there we go. just kind of moving me around a little bit. and i get to move 10. holy shit.
35:21 free parking! free parking that fucking doesn't do anything! deadass angle, man. not the maz eisley docking bay. that's where the hangar is that stores the millennium falcon, bro. why does obi wan look like he was frozen in the middle of getting his dick sucked? wait, wait, wait. one second. let's wait till it's his turn. i don't know if i can plus two that.
36:15 i don't know if that looks right. oh, on the bottom! oh, okay! yeah, okay, on the bottom i get. on the bottom i understand. canto bite! it's a damn casino? a four.
36:55 you won 250 credits. alright, twice my net worth. i'm not gonna say something pithy about that. this is a lot of money for a guy like me. the comeback starts now, luke. there's five go events. the game's only half over. huge. kind of devastating that you have to go to the hermits hut here where they already have like a four star hotel. but we get our first go event. oh, 300 credits, bro!
37:42 young anakin launches a daring attack on a trade federation ship. here we go. a one, two, a five, or a four. that's the way we do it, luke! let's get another one. obi wan can't help us. he's in jail for getting his cock sucked. 50% chance. a one, two, or a four. oh my god, oh my god, this could actually give us a huge swing of momentum. plus five influence for a bonus hit. remember that?
38:23 let's get out of here! you did great, my friend. he said it. it is a little bit like a bowling alley animation. twenty one influence, bro! and we flipped the fucking armets hut! so he doesn't have to pay rent when he lands on it. holy shit. and the aura walked over to his own hotel. 140 resupply? there actually is a chance. plus he got doubles. we're back.
39:12 seven. that seems like you could be going to jabba's palace. big win on jabba's palace, we're right back in here. pay rent at jabba's palace? bro, just claim it. claim the location. absolutely huge. it hasn't been your turn in so long? i'm still, uh... i think it's almost as far as it can be from my turn right now, jay.
39:45 no, wait, wait, never mind. i go next. my mistake. oh, don't fucking... don't just stand there and, oh, calling a stormtrooper to affect a location three tiles away and you're admiring your carbonite freezing of obi wan? and now we got a damn stormtrooper claiming jabba's oh, we just spent 200 to get it, bro! for my ally is the force.
40:17 and a powerful ally it is! yes, man. 100%. you're real for that one. i'm on the oh, shit. we're fucked, bro. i thought we landed on canto bight, but we're on the akto jedi village... sheraton 4 points. pay rent at the jedi village? damn, i'm in the minus. just how it is in this bitch of a galaxy. you're right, man. ain't nothing good in the hood. i'd run away from this bitch and never come back if i could.
40:58 deirdre, where'd you land? oh the misfortune of landing at the gehen planes? all right, well at least we're... oh shit, they got all the oranges bro. oh, they're gonna start putting hotels on them. come on obi wan. come on obi wan. next time bro. you got a life sentence. oh no.
41:43 the 10 doubles and she's gonna hit go next turn? i'm starting to think it might be over man. a destiny card. free obi wan from prison. move back one time! pick up park place and boardwalk bro! and have price! oh no no no no no. advance to the next opponent and fight?
42:21 pay attention, villains. your conquest may depend on the success of this trial. that's luke. luke is good, man. palpatine attempts to recruit luke skywalker. no shot! that's our carry. master luke would never come to the dark side. number greater than the strike zone. all right. greater than or equal to. they've done it. villains win, bro. now just twist a knife. there you go. that's a 12. that'll do it.
42:56 sure, man. maybe. but why not make it three for three? oh, so close deirdre, so close. you don't meet that many deirdres anymore. have you noticed this?
43:11 your friends have failed. now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and... not that many deirdre's, not that many... you don't meet that many judith's anymore? not that many gwen's? you are right. almost. your fleet is lost. there is no escape. almost zero obies. that's true. this was very easy feat.
43:43 enemy team backwards movement? what the fuck did i do, man? sent my ass back to the imperial bunker. oh shit. she hasn't even rolled her doubles yet, man. wait, best roll we've ever had? 11 on three dice? okay, it fucking leapt over the two and was like a hunter killer drone towards our six and then turned it into a two, man!
44:31 the dark side is only growing in power. villain's steel 300? that's more than i have. they took out a loan in my fucking name, man. doubles! no, man, not an 11 of all the possible rolls. so how are you supposed to win exactly? you gotta get more influence points than the other side. you will need this resupply of credits.
45:11 which we are not doing right now. right now we're about 103 down. but luke skywalker's full of surprises. you can surprise me by rolling over a four, okay? he's honestly, he's done some work for us. three, two, one. oh, the snowy plains of hoth. obviously we can't afford to, oh i guess we can afford to pay you. and that's the end of our turn.
45:53 take your time, man. take your time. they really move out of the way for the emperor. 130 resupplied at fortress vader. what happened to wedge? i think wedge got like instafragged when he got placed on the map. he's just sort of like de rezzed as soon as he spawned in. it's my turn, y'all. here we go. never say it's over. 4.
46:35 it's over. that's the sacred tree of octo. oh, it's the temple island. bro, temple island? that's a fucking four seasons. i can't afford that. are you crazy? i got minus 800 credits. and she's an isb supervisor, bro.
47:00 use master and mentor? it's passive jason! it's passive! it upgrades locations, but to upgrade locations i need to be able to get a monopoly! oh, to stay for free at the sacred tree of octo would be so nice. they dumb built a pizza hut at the coruscant jedi temple, man. is nothing sacred? wait, obi wan's free. oh, it costs 300 bucks to get out of jail even after three turns?
47:51 say something. nah, nah. he's got nothing to say. oh great. fortress vader. as if this wasn't a fucking... uncrustable of a day already. weeey! we can beat that! we can beat 9, obi wan! we can beat 9! aim at the 6, brother. yes! he's doing it! what the fuck? it missed the 6 and turned the 2 into a 4!
48:33 yeah, pew pew! villain's steal 300. this money is just sort of like an idea in this universe. this is just sort of an idea in our universe too, but... yep, you resupply at the kcm facilities. yeah, go ahead. build a keddy in there. maybe you want to upgrade some locations? i'd love to have a reason to look at that menu ever.
49:17 luke, can you call in wedge or has it not been enough turns yet? we need wedge. please tell me that's not mustafar. it's the gehen plains of mustafar, huh? okay, fantastic. we gotta pay rent at the gehen plains. what do you mean, bro? it's the last mistake you'll ever make. a six. hyperspace. alright man, where are you going?
49:58 next hyperspace. flashbang out. go ahead, man. a la quinta inn on park avenue, why not? why doesn't the game end at zero money? i'm like insufficiently capitalized right now, but i got some deals in motion. here we go, boys.
50:35 okay, well first off we're gonna lose all of our money here. understandable. making yoda pay rent at the jedi temple is how you know the west has truly fallen, man. doubles again. oh shit. use your damn skill? it's a passive. you don't know anything about star wars monopoly heroes versus villains, okay? it's a passive. hero go event. battle for hoth. this could be huge.
51:20 each ally rolls two dice. can you shut up c3po? succeed once to win the challenge. don't roll a hazard, bro. a six and a four. that's alright, we got one. failed. you can do this, obi wan. a one and a three. you've saved us. your roll saved us. i knew this shouldn't have locked your ass up! a one and a six. absolutely enormous. five influence for a bonus hit. to battle in such inhospitable
52:03 i don't want to hear all that shit. 15 influence points and one ally location has been increased to the max. do we even have a location? apparently, apparently we have, apparently we have two locations i could upgrade. either the sandcrawler or echo base. three? where's the third one? echo base? all right, what's the second one? because i'm one pass go? bro, that's the fucking, that's not ours, bro. that's the hermits hut. that's where they built the four seasons.
52:52 that's that belongs to the empire bro. okay, i mean we we got to go for the echo base. i select it and confirm it look at that. plus we unlocked bo katan cries and the card of destiny. oh advance to the next location if neutral claim it for free if claimed earn or pay twice the amount yeah, that's going to be one space ahead of me and it belongs to the empire
53:29 so i think i'm gonna be paying twice the amount, bro. that's rough. now don't roll doubles and go to prison. huge. and then we get to go to fucking hyperspace. are there even any neutral locations left? there's one neutral location i obviously can't afford. i guess we would just want to go to the next hyperspace, man. maybe get another go event? we're actually making it interesting here at the end.
54:25 not oda gunga. the fucking ruling place of boss nass? why you playing mario party by yourself, bro? does this look like mario party? does it look like there's any fucking minigames in this? does it look like there's any items? you're just rolling dice and moving and paying rent, bro! come on, reba.
55:11 you know you want to somehow land on the hoth fortress and pay us 200 credits. bootstrap us back into the fucking game. i've noticed that. no. they paid paradise and put up a parking lot, bro. i think we gotta do online multiplayer next. do you think there's five other people out there online right now that bought this game?
55:59 i've got work in the morning. bro, why would you go to naboo? we don't have enough money. call in wedge antilles! the force is strong in my family. yes, man. call in wedge antilles. and there he goes. he's made his presence felt immediately. that's very true, wedge. what is it you'd say you do here?
56:42 stay on guard. the villains are trying to take the lead. i'm gonna stay on guard because the villains, supposedly the villains are trying to take the lead. the first test for a powerful empire weapon. a tremendous feat of engineering used for the prenodus clan. when does the game end? i think when we've achieved the requisite amount of go events. i think we're one away. yeah, 300 credits for passing go these days.
57:18 inflation's a motherfucker god damn it 6 7 yes, man you're crazy for this one george. oh not quite bro. not quite that being said still getting our fucking ass beat by the death star i guess choose any enemy location and flip it
57:49 oh shit, we did own the hermit hut. it was just fully upgraded. you guys were right. that explains why it was blue. lost the damn hermit hut. there's nothing sacred? hyperspace. you moved yourself to hyperspace. you moved yourself to the sandcrawler. where you have to pay us rent? oh fuck that's funny man. oh.
58:35 what the fuck? end the cave of evil for 40 credits? sorry. oh shit. jesus christ, this might be our last chance, man. do they own everything yet? they own almost the whole map, that's for sure. where we going, yoda? yeah! get out of jail for free. that's pretty useful.
59:14 that's a card that would have been useful to me yesterday! oh, a seven. interesting role that doesn't quite end the game yet. her... d'adremiro and her...
59:41 iconic line. pay 50 for each ally location. ooh, that 900 went real nice. oh, it didn't go to me. it just got taken from them. maybe it's trapped on galactic free parking? they own 18 locations then. how many locations are on a board of monopoly? 20? oh no, man. this hasn't been our day for warm welcomes.
1:00:23 this hasn't been our day for warm welcomes. a four. one of his a boss, nash. how about that? 220 resupplied. lucky you. you're gonna advance to the next opponent and fight? all right, luke. this might be our last offense, man. decent. 10 on three dice. one of our best performances.
1:01:11 reva's already 31 years old, this fuckery can't go on much longer. oh, a 16 on three dice, huh? okay. defenses have been trampled yet again. i'm in the gutter, reva. i'm in the gutter. what the fuck? has your team won a single defense? no, no, no, they're not even close!
1:01:57 please not the damn hotel on the jedi temple man, and this is peak season during the peak season of jedi pilgrimages wait, don't we oh no we used to own this we don't own it anymore. we used to own this sounds like he's a little sleepy
1:02:36 one last roll, baby. give me a go event. yeah! huge swing. is it over? well, hang on. we have to count up the score.
1:03:07 each ally rolls two dice. we gotta roll over a seven. that might be fucking impossible, bro. jesus christ. please, please obi wan, save me. huge. and then luke, if you could just i will not say this game is rigged if you can roll a 12 right now. a three. this game is rigged, man. heroes win though. oh shit, he leaking.
1:03:45 alright, and then i gotta see where we get 15 influence points. oh wait, it's over! bonus stars?
1:04:08 no, shod bro. alright well let's see the stats really quick. they have 19 properties to my 1, so they beat me in that category. 6 planetary monopolies to my 0.
1:04:35 but it was pretty close in the go event category. we went 3 5 on that one. they kind of like, uh... kind of mocked me monetarily speaking as well. i don't think we could possibly deny that. how about the balance of power? the balance of power, we'd have to say, we'd probably have to give that to the dark side just on the virtue of property owned. they own 95% of the property on the board, so i gotta give it to them on that one. alright, we'll throw in a slash marker here. that's, uh... monopoly star wars 1.
1:05:10 and the