We found five sickos just like us to fill a lobby (Monopoly： Star Wars Heroes vs Villains)

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0:00 then, maybe create a game, a public match with a single controller. searching for match right now. wait, we found a match? there's the room code in case you want to join on us. who am i gonna be? i really thought i could choose a squad. you can only pick one fella? i mean, or one lady. could be rose tico. when you pass an opponent steal a hundred credits.
0:45 spend 300 to send a random opponent to jail? wait, wait! it would actually be awesome to torture them? i might have to be bo katan, man. and then of course in her iconic costume with her iconic dye ubisoft, what are we doing here? that's too many unlockables, bro. you know what? i'll stick with just the regular one. all right guys, any second now. i'm just, i'm editing players right now.
1:47 any second now and the lobby's gonna fill up. chill, i'm booting it up. oh, shit! asajj ventress. we got carrielol. oh, you're gonna be on my team, you're gonna be mace windu? it's a pivotal decision. which dice are you gonna use? the bbl dice? no voip, i'm afraid. i'm gonna give it... i mean, we need at least somebody to be on the villains team. i'll be on the villains team. i genuinely don't know how to select a different character, but like, i could be darth maul.
2:44 in combat, purchase up to three extra dice for your roll. i could be emperor palpatine. upgrade... he's just yoda, reskinned, man. alan! alan on the nintendo switch! purchase up to three movement dice and roll them immediately. bro, i gotta be captain phasma. the iconic captain phasma as played by gwendolin christie. are you kidding me? and you can get a chrome die? this is perfect, bro.
3:24 in her iconic beskarian steel armor? come on. just even teams. that's all i ask for. damn, he's got the obi wan episode 1 skin too. oh, elbabs! wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. we can actually get a full lobby, bro. i believe. i wish there was in game chat though so i could tell them just to wait. i actually believe we can fill out the lobby. akronov! yes, man!
4:19 $40 well spent. i don't think they're all chatters. i mean, alan is rocking the the pay to win skin. on the nintendo switch, that might just be somebody having a sick day. damn. count dooku? just one, just one more person. just can we get one beautiful gamer to join the lobby? otherwise, i'm gonna have to add ai and you don't want me to do that. you don't want me to have to do that. anyone like to give us a beautiful fill here?
5:10 yes! paden t.m. i can't believe it. and damn, what a squad, man. captain phasma, boba fett, and count dooku against master yoda, mace windu, and obi wan, arguably the three most powerful jedi's on the jedi council? that's crazy. bullshit. whatever, i go second. i can live with that.
5:49 skip. i think we need everybody to skip it. fuck. yep. that's him. yeah.
6:22 whoa, i didn't know he had a curved hilt, man. r2's not even rooting for the heroes, that's crazy. this is your brain on sportsmanship. damn, here we go, okay. bullshit roll. i wanna see a fucking bullshit roll here. i wanna see like a 2, a 4, or a 5. eleven!
6:55 what the fuck? the snowy plains of hoth? they're a pro! they didn't waste any time! waiting for other players to catch up. it's my turn, y'all. damn, she's not fucking around. i rolled the fucking five. that's crazy.
7:34 i would like to jump to... we need tempo. jump me to the next neutral location. kids these days so lazy they use hyperspace to move one space forward. of course i'm gonna claim my location, bro. and i don't have the ability to use my first order influence yet to speed up my rolls, sorry to say. i end my turn. okay, we're going bar for bar with you. obi wan! oh wait, boo! we boo obi wan!
8:04 we boo him. he said his iconic line, hello there. this is so fucked up man. the cinematic camera angle is so good. bullshit. we will do i think it bugged out a little bit there.
8:44 elbebs, i'm putting a lot of faith in you. tatooine will belong to the empire. and the canonically correct dice. oh! you're going to the snowy plains of hoth! if heroes win, they steal 300. if villains win, we earn the property. but he's got four dice, bro! that's a bad roll. we can beat that. you know what to do. huge. huge roll to lose by a little bit, right?
9:26 no villains win? defenses have been trampled? oh my god, there's a chance. i didn't know this was possible. i'm the crime lord. i remember when he said that. that's actually huge for us, man. what a beam struggle. i'm the crime lord, baby. he's probably right. he's probably right.
10:04 a three. the cave of evil? you can't let yoda get dagobah, man. same type attack bonus. you're really not gonna help r2 d2 out the damn mud, man? damn, they got the real christopher lee for this. seven. huge roll.
10:47 takes you to a destiny card. i will have the truth. advance to the next canto blight tile. this could be huge. gamba? what could you possibly see inside a peculiar place? oh shit. it's up to you. go as all in as you want to go in, akronov. i trust you. this could be a big swing. a two. can i see the payout rubric again?
11:25 no credits won. motherfucker. that's alright. nothing ventured, nothing gained. you got a damn sword, bro. 2 1. no, they're getting the monopoly on hoth! the only person who can stop them is captain phasma.
12:04 but what if i won the gamble? that's akronov, i can't blame you. i would have gone all in too. it's my turn, y'all. just let me look at the tactical view first. i still have oh, they have all passives, bro. next turn, our actives are available. let's hit him with the dice, see what happens. a six. i'm on kanto blight too. this is where we make back our losses. pardon the interruption, but i must portion you against such a place.
12:43 confirmed. we need a four, a five, or a six. yes! yes! the dark side rules! the dark side fucking rules! that's huge, man. who's this? obi wan? do not roll a four, bro. we can't let them get a monopoly on hoth. kcm facilities on mustafar? sure, thanks for holding it for me.
13:33 you've mentioned that before. seven. good, good. we must contest mustafar. i can't let you get hoff. i like that. i can't let you get hoff. i can't let you get hoff. you know next turn i'm spending for more dice because the more of those go events we get, i mean it could be over for the rebel alliance already.
14:11 useless card, useless card. if neutral, claim it for free. if claimed, earn or pay twice the amount. free property for an old person. art imitates life. fuck you, yoda. asshole. alright, acronaut, big turn. that's right, take a look at the board. consider your options. you haven't earned your active ability yet, i'm afraid. damn!
14:56 sent the dice into a galaxy far, far away. that's alright, we reinforce, right? but wait oh no, that's the only way you could you could completely redeem yourself, akronov. although, i have to say, it sucks that they get four dice for every fight, man, and we get three. that's unbeatable. but there's nothing you can do. so you might as well try to beat it. it's over. if you could hit three of the fives, you might stand a chance, bro. oh, wait, wait, wait!
15:32 honestly, that was a valiant effort. whatever. so we lost a little bit of our fucking house money. okay chat, i'll be right back. cat threw up in the kitchen. if what you've told me is true,
16:35 chad did i miss? i didn't miss my turn. oh. almost washed? i think whatever he threw up it was like from another galaxy man. they stalled for me! thank you! you never know with ubisoft games too sometimes if you're afk for like a minute you just get kicked from the game and can't rejoin.
17:40 sacred tree, a fucking octo. how did they get so much money, bro? i guess acronov fed, but i mean, what else is new? okay, wait, wait, wait. why can't i use my, i need to use my ability, bro. purchase up to three, oh maybe, maybe it's at the end of my turn i can use my ability. you know i'm spending the money. i literally earned it on kanto blight, by the way. so it's my money. seven? shit, i'm gonna have to sing for my supper.
18:18 imagine, no wait we already own this i forgot i'm evil. okay, first order influence. yes. i'm spending 400 bucks on three dice. we need these go events bro. and then split the needle. five. i got five on three dice. you know what though? it was worth it. it was worth it for the ewok village.
18:52 you must be mistaken. it is a great fight programmed to personify a dead people. there he is again. hello there. you suck at this game. i'm literally carrying. the rest of my team has done nothing. well, that's not true. akronov has done something he shouldn't have done. he's lost a bunch of money at the casino. nothing comes free in this galaxy. you will need this resupply of credits. i mean, maze windu is op in combat too. how are you supposed to fucking beat enemies when they get one extra dice?
19:27 if he got one extra dice, that's one thing, but like the whole fucking squad getting extra dice is crazy. wait, wait, this could be big. yeah, yeah, and then you go to the next freaking hyperspace. and then you get the first go event and we snowball. because you get to roll again because of the doubles. this is classic crime lord. oh, and you're gonna z boost? where you moving? where you moving though?
20:00 where are you gonna go? you're gonna go to the coruscant jedi temple. what are you, honestly? by all means. it's your money. absolutely, that's huge. park place, one of the most valuable spots on the board. and then you roll and we go past, go, oh, we get a go event! oh, this could change everything. great turn. absolutely beautiful turn. i confirm.
20:32 your friends have failed. we can recruit luke skywalker. yes! oh shit, it's gonna be a lot of pressure on me. i'm bad in the number four spot like laddie jr. oh my god, we're fucking legendary, bro. all i need is a nine. almost full. three. goes into nine. it happens.
21:17 good job team, good, it was a team effort, good job. common bladdie jr. ground out. i mean, even the best baseball players only get a hit like 50% of the time.
21:45 awesome. that was awesome. and the enemy team moves back six spaces. that's actually huge for us, bro. get your ass back there. free parking ass. right, see ya! bye bye! bye bye! you ain't cut out for fucking tatooine, bro. get your ass back to the swamps of dagobah. and we get some extra credits. good turn. good fucking turn, man. an eight. doesn't mean anything.
22:39 just visiting. we got yoda in prison on a conjugal visit. too bad he's an incel. i forgot about yaddle. i forgot about yaddle. my mistake. what are you doing? what are you doing in the tactical view? i wonder... isn't count dooku's ability he can put someone in prison too? akerdov, your roles are hilarious.
23:09 have you landed on a property yet? the whole board is property. you're back on canto bight? you got a problem, buddy! you got a fucking problem! yeah, yeah. all in. of course you go all in. okay, this game's kind of the it's kind of peak. a one?! no, bro. call the hotline. come on, man.
23:36 yeah, yeah, i leave this up to you though. send someone to prison. ruin someone's day. i like that cuz he was already there. it's like if you wanted to be there so bad well, you know grant his wish. dude you were winning when i stepped away? we're winning right now! we're the dark side! the dark side mods! just visiting i am not.
24:13 love that. oh shit, octo is falling to the rebels, man. thanks c 3po. my turn! i would really love to roll a five and capture the jedi village. ten's good too, i think. oh, huge. theed palace!
24:44 and the empire gains a foothold on naboo. we're so close to getting another go event, man. have you seen the real star wars comic pNL where they throw yoda in prison and say, welcome to your new home, freak? i haven't seen that. that sounds awesome though. oh! they've claimed the monopoly on octobro! there's nothing we can do about that.
25:23 and they're oh my god, they're gonna spend all their credits building a fucking... a howard johnson at the jedi village? well, it's expensive, but it is a monorail resort. so you understand. you pay you pay a little more for the convenience. yeah. i'm the crime lord, baby. i wouldn't even be mad if you rolled and visited yoda in jail. huge doubles. honestly, elbebz is carrying. you can win this.
25:56 pay rent at echo base? we claim echo base. free parking? yes, man! keep your fucking horny ass in prison, man. master yoda's free? what the fuck? oh, he just paid. wait, so we just spent 300 to put him in jail so that he spent 300 to get out and then have a turn?
26:38 posted bail i did oh welcome to mustafar buddy. oh, but it you can use it to stop him from passing go why wouldn't the free parking spot be a spacecraft oh
27:01 well, you know, you might also say, why is the go to jail square like a british police officer with a whistle and a blue hat? okay? like, if you open the door to questions like that, then you could just start questioning everything in star wars monopoly heroes vs. villains. and at that point, we wouldn't be able to really interface with the game anymore, which is the whole point. exactly. you can't compromise the iconic monopoly branding. yes. 220 resupplied at theed palace.
27:39 big swing, man, although we are losing and also they have a monopoly. horrible news, bro. and they landed on hyperspace. this is devastating. where you jumping? next hyperspace. that means they get a go event, but maybe they could fail. they could fail the go event.
28:20 no, no, you don't fail anakin. anakin versus the trade federation. it's unloseable. huge, huge failure. come on, just let me get some hope by missing one more. please, please, please, please, please, please. all right, but a mild success would be acceptable.
28:53 50 50 and yoda he's been thrown off his game since he's been incarcerated. he lost a little weight motherfucker five star bonus hit don't make me watch this again, please and this damn 50 to 29 and he rolled fucking doubles bro
29:28 oh my god, they have a monopoly on tatooine as well! no, no, no! i'm sorry i can't do this. you can't watch a stream of star wars monopoly heroes versus villains. it just came out. people wanted to know whether it was good or bad. they wanted to see gameplay of it to know whether it's worth buying.
29:59 and they're compromising our fucking monopoly on hot. they chose not to purchase it. wait, they left the door open. and we're gonna get a go event on this turn for fucking sure. motherfucker. destiny card? could change the fucking game.
30:29 both teams earned 200 bucks. it was just life day. that's my i waited like half an hour to do that. it's my one ability to have influence on the game and i i use it to give everybody the same amount of money. oh my god, no no no no no. and they're gonna get another goal event. oh, motherfucker dude. or are they? or are they?
31:12 they are. luke skywalker destroys the death star with a well placed shot. yeah, nice try. i'll bet on the death star. rolling a 5, a 6, a 7, or an 8 with two dice three times? yeah, i'd be surprised. i'd be really surprised. i gotta admit, this is a pretty bad swing for us. do me a favor, peyton. if you're gonna roll in the target, roll an 8 so we can say 6, 7. a 4. thanks a lot.
32:00 huge. absolutely enormous. now you know what it feels like to roll like that. wait, wait, spoiler. close your eyes if you haven't seen star wars a new hope. they still win? yeah, they got it once, so they still win. the real challenge was just pass and go. dude, i earned a drop? you're welcome. i've been playing marvel rivals all week.
32:37 you've received the churlish laughter emote in marvel rivals for watching a streamer play it. it's thunderous... thunderous laughter. thunderous chuckle, okay. thunderous chuckle. guys, as long as we still have credits in the bank, it's not over, okay? i know the score looks pretty bad. they're up by 50 points. we're getting a few extra credits on the ewok village. oh, and the doubles! you never know. what are you gonna do with your...
33:25 you're gonna roll? yeah, that's right. you want to use your z6 boost appropriately. you don't want to just burn it on nothing. where you going here? oh, we're getting some more credits on theed palace. what are you, the z6 boost to go to the cantina or to go back to the vabiko village? smart, smart play. let's get a foothold on these properties. a lovely place to visit. big choice. this is a critical location to capture. it's the force.
34:00 and a powerful ally it is. seven. bullshit. help you again. yes. 370 credits because they got a fucking hotel and then they can reinvest it back into the business? bro. raise the rates! raise the rates! wait, what happened? we lost carrie? carrie disconnected? they didn't think it would take this long? come on, ack, enough. this could be big.
34:53 i mean if you could roll a five and we could get boardwalk in park place anything could happen seven that's alright five seven we get a go event. we get to establish a foothold on dagobah my grandpa disconnected when i was ten, that's not funny that's not funny
35:25 alright, let's aim for three. controversially, i think getting three perfect events here would be awesome. a five and a one. beautiful. you know, acronov's always good for a one. okay. no threes, no fives. a three and a one? that's a failure. my bad guys. come on, elbabs. a four and a three? motherfucker, man. jesus christ.
36:07 objective completed boba fett though. just because he's toilet? i heard him say just because i'm toilet. please skip this. i don't have control over that, okay? no no no, send a human to jail.
36:39 we must increase human misery. although if you send mace windu to jail they might not pay to get out and that might leave them one man behind forever, but... wait! we can put them in a situation if they get minus money they can't break out of jail. oh carrie's back? are they? what are they playing on? the fucking... on their hat? what console is that? oh they're back, okay.
37:18 you should have sent carrie to jail, man. it's a crazy role. uh oh, uh oh! i'm afraid you have to pay to stay on this location, which means that your fucking teammate's not gonna be able to get out of prison, bro! yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. what do you mean you could just decline to pay the rent? what the fuck? you could just do that? where there was no punishment whatsoever? where am i going?
37:59 huge. they paid you the rent, they just declined to pay the property? they were supposed to do what i wanted them to do. rise, lord vader. boom. 100 miles an hour, right through the strike zone. yeah, baby! big rolls, team, big rolls. because i'm about to stay at four seasons in hoth.
38:33 it's gonna be devastating for our finances. close. it's not your fault, elbabes. you are the crime lord after all. great rule, akerdoth! great rule! i wanna hear it. i wanna hear the where is padme. here it comes. yes, man, do it! they fucking honey dicked us! they honey dicked us on the note!
39:26 gain an additional turn? alright, this is gonna stink though. oh wait no, i got hyperspace bro! next neutral location is here. and we will have a fucking monopoly bro. oooooohhhhhh! waaaaaay, the dark side's back in it bro. and then, fucking upgrade loca we gotta put at least one on every single one. that's classic, right? i have no idea what this
40:06 interface means at all. i guess we click on this one. i don't know i get confirmed. yeah, and then do it again like sorry to say i can't you can only upgrade one thing per turn okay, but then you fucking know i'm gonna use my first order influence, bro and purchase three more dice because the go events are what it's all about. oh my god i rolled a four it's actually worse than the first time i rolled three dice and got a five and
40:48 i got a destiny card. a random ally location tiers increased by one. i mean, that's seems okay, i suppose. start new turn? what the fuck? all right, i forgot that was my go event. sorry guys. shit. oh man, not the sacred trouble. we're dueling. so you're saying there's a chance. why must the violence always be the first resort?
41:31 fucked up roll. damn. you got a five. i'm gonna try to target the five. wow. we literally missed it by one. you had to tap it. so it did go a little hard. don't judge me by my size, do you? heroes steal 300. sorry guys, i kind of blew it on that one. that being said, let's upgrade some locations.
42:11 so happy the carbonite is gone i'm moving on alright, you guys can play now. well there goes the 300 easy come easy go han solo, i'm han solo solo good turn bro
42:52 oh shit. you're going to echo base, homie. you're gonna be broke! pay rent at the echo base. 150?! what the fuck? and it broke my hotel? it was a disposable hotel? and then you got 130 just from landing on your own square? bro, you can't be spending your credits like that. you got 150 credits.
43:36 oh your team is gonna fucking ban you. they're gonna vote kick you. oh, oh, sorry. a go event would be so awesome. cantina? do you know who i am? oh, he's boba fett. i don't know if you need to send someone. well, you go by all means.
44:12 i mean, because they don't have the money to get out of jail. you could have said yoda. you could have said yoda cuz they're the closest to crossing the, okay, that's fine. you can send mace windu too. i don't think he's been in jail yet. that's fine. and they don't have the money to pay to get out anymore. and maybe they won't have an extra die while he's in prison. maybe his passive ability won't work while he's in prison. huge, snowy plains of hoth just got more hospitable.
44:51 12,000 people watching a grown man play star wars monopoly? yeah, it would be way more problematic if it was 12,000 people watching a little kid play star wars monopoly. you're not supposed to be on this website unless you're 13. hope that helps. dumbass. no, now they've got fucking... they got enough money to bail him out now. but wait, what if akronov puts another person in prison on this turn?
45:28 i can't even see the die, man. it's on the other side of the screen. it took forever to come back. pay what you owe, villain. pay rent at maz eisley docking bay. fuck it, bro. claim it. break their monopoly. huge. in the blink of an eye, power has changed patterns. yeah, no, no. i know it's going to put us low on money. i think you could have put someone in prison there though, because they don't have enough money for them both to get out. oh, he's going to roll.
46:05 oh, oh, oh, it looks like you gotta end your turn and then it's my turn so good so good a yoda fuck you man and we're getting the fucking credit resupply boom 280. that's actually huge first i'll upgrade my location man. where are you guys? anyway, can i i can only do i can only do that one. can i not do i
46:52 can only do that one, okay. costs us... i don't know how much it costs us, i don't care. you know what? we don't have to spend on this this turn. save our money for now. no, you don't understand, but it's a galaxy brain play. oh, alan, you gotta buy that imperial bunker. you gotta pay for that, man. oh, fuck, he does have to pay for that. it's only 150. go event? amazing. and the credit restock. it's actually a close ass game, man.
47:54 starkiller destroys the... what did that say? the hosnian system? match with one of these targets. this has got to be the easiest one to hit, man. yeah! come on, akronov, you can do this. big roll, akronov. okay, i had a one in three chance to get a one or a three. angel numbers. don't put me on a fucking timer, they haven't even given me the die yet!
48:39 is this shit from the movie? this looks devastating man. damn, they're fucking that star system up. starkiller base? yep, yep. 70 credits.
49:22 oh, z6 boost yourself back! yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a genius! and then you get another go, no no, not forward! not forward! go back! so you go, aaaaaaaaggghhh you can get another go event on the next turn! i mean a planet monopoly is good too. you can't boost yourself back? you can't go back past go. okay, alright, alright, fair enough.
49:55 i honestly thought that elbabs had the game on her stick and she just, i mean, missed an open net to be honest. i thought she nathan mckinnon did. for my allies. low rolls, low rolls. i can't let you get close to go. bubbles, they're gonna get a go of that roll. they're also gonna land on park place. could be big for us. pay rent at the jedi temple, motherfucker.
50:32 wait, this is like the end of the game basically. i remember this, the battle for hoth. i remember this from the movie. just, sorry, i kind of lost myself for a minute there because i remember that this is a game made by like a public company that is like, like it's on the french stock market.
51:05 there were like emails exchanged between multiple teams trying to like coordinate the release of the game and its development and stuff. alan you fucked up bro! wait no you didn't. that was kerry? what the fuck? well you still fucked up buddy. oh he used his passive. his abilities are reroll.
51:52 i think my joints would simply freeze if they tried. it's gonna be close, guys. we need a big roll from captain phasma. damn, we're down by 19. please tell me you land on our shit. oh shit, the card of destiny? lose all your shit? get out of jail for free? no!
52:43 they're gonna bail out carry! akrodov, why you standing like that? it ain't your turn next, little bro. nice window. pretty good. wait, it fucking is your turn next, never mind. not bad. i thought it was for some reason i thought it was my turn next. this could be big.
53:26 destiny card for a perfect go event. earns 50 gold for each ally location. i can live with that. yeah! wait, wait, wait, who goes next? no, no, that was still big. that was big. what happened? if what you've told me is true, you will have gained my trust.
54:07 oh, lose all your money in canto bight and then go to debtors prison forever. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. yeah! oh you're fucked bud. a nine?
54:42 shit, that's a resupply. but now it's my role. i think we win. i think we can win. the dream role would be low doubles. so i get a turn to upgrade and then i get the go event on the next role. that's the path for us. the golden path. seven. i'm landing. i'm not getting a go event. wait, that could be good.
55:10 it gives us one more turn. planet monopoly gained. that's influence. and oh fuck i could use my fucking first order influence too. one second. let's upgrade... where are they? and we should buy an upgrade here. unless... oh shit, we can get one here. no, because we haven't upgraded them all yet.
55:44 let's get the cheapest one that oh no it only gives one influence okay one second the ones at the end must give us more influence yeah yeah so i will take this one for three influence you can't get the nine you gotta build the three first okay and now we're 10 points down but we only need the one dice
56:18 all we need to do is win this event and i think we win the game. this could be huge, man. shichimi is being destroyed by the star destroyer. oh great, and it's the hardest event ever made. five, six, seven, eight. yes! come on. just one more. just one more would make it so much more comfortable.
57:02 three. akronov, i've never asked you for anything. a six, a seven, or an eight. the game's on your stick, akronov. i'm gonna fucking throw up, man. i'm gonna throw up. the instant two? you don't call him a snake?
57:30 wait, but we get 10 influence points and 5 influence points. yeah! i'm not gonna tell you what those achievements mean.
57:50 i couldn't have asked for a better team. what is he fucking cheesing at the camera? that was the balance of power. i mean that was a close one. 114 to 109, that's a close ass game man. shall we run it back once you think? let's run it back once.