I actually forgot how to play (The Binding of Isaac： Repentance)

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0:00 and we're back. what's up youtube? um, we're playing isaac because i don't know what else to play man. let's go for a 100 streak and let's let's just fucking shoot the breeze man. let's just shoot the breeze. we're so back. anyone got anything they want to talk about? because i'm out completely. my no mecha chameleon. we're playing mecha chameleon tomorrow nephew. don't even worry about all that. um,
0:35 can we also put can we dap up my wife a little bit for being the first person on planet earth to discover mecha chameleon she told me about mecha chameleon like three weeks before it came out and said i think this game is gonna be big and i said prop hunts they've done that before i don't think prop hunt with painting nah flash in the pan. maybe flash in the pan. she was right man. i
0:58 meanwhile, i'm out here wondering why you guys didn't fuck with tumble seed. you really, you did tumble seed dirty back in like 2017, okay? tumble seed, it had a certain je ne sais quoi. you said, what about taylor swift? i'd just be talking. you know she's got her own song on the toy story 5 soundtrack. good for her, man. i think it could be her big break. that's a big movie. i don't know how much money it made because i was away when it came out, but i imagine it wasn't a small amount, i'd have to guess.
1:35 what if you played tumbleseed? i'm actually in the right headspace to maybe do that. and dude, how sick would it be if it was, if i was right about tumbleseed but it just wasn't the right time? what if in 2026 people are like, wait this seems kind of awesome. this seems kind of incredible. you're not ready for this but your kids are gonna love it. exactly. we were all busy that week please bring back tumbleseed.
2:09 in all caps and wolfclaw's been around for a minute so i trust that this game got me into watching you 10 years ago kind of crazy you're talking about isaac are you talking about tumble seed there's got to be one there's got to be one person who who got into the stream because of tumble seed man because of tumble seed i was talking about tumble seed yes yes what a weird website this is man it doesn't make any damn sense
2:51 how strange it is to be anything at all, brother. so true. why no emblem? i don't know what that means. you talking about fire emblem? i liked it better when it was called xcom or whatever. because it's not out yet. fire emblem's been out for years, man. they even have like a gacha game or something. i can't uh...can't remember. three kingdoms? awakenings? three kings? fuck, marry, kill. the wise man that brought frankincense, the wise man that brought gold, and the wise man that brought myrrh.
3:32 i'm definitely fucking the wise man who brought the gold. that's, oh no you're right i should marry, i should marry the one who brought the gold. i think we've done this bit a hundred times but i have to figure out what is frankincense and what is myrrh. frankincense sounds like an oiled perfume and myrrh is the dude with the widow's peak from impractical jokers, right? one of them's incense and one of them's perfume.
4:05 so it's really just... it's like two kinds of... it's like two bath bombs and then a gold bar? fuck it, i'm all fucking marry, kill, and fuck the dude who brought the gold. the other wise men didn't deserve anything. they don't deserve my attention or as much as the time of day, to be honest. how about we just send three of that wise man with the gold? what else you bring into a newborn baby?
4:40 ah, you know, maybe like a onesie with like a like a cool onesie with like a bunch of donuts on it or something like that. they go crazy for that type of shit. something the parents will put them in once out of like obligation when they've had an hour and a half of sleep in the last week. why not man? why not? onesie that says god is my grandpa? i'm trying to think.
5:20 definitely when we had our daughter, josh got us, i guess he got her a onesie. but we were kind of like, because we were like her regent until she was old enough to make the decisions to dress herself. so we put her in the onesie that josh bought her, which was like a bunch of pittsburgh associated foods.
5:43 so there was like a pretzel, a sandwich with french fries, some pierogies on it, iron city light and stuff like that. that was a good gift for sure. the primanti brothers onesie. i miss josh. josh would be feasting in the mecha chameleon era. josh kind of the original corey, right down to the fact that they both love to smoke. i've never seen corey smoke.
6:21 josh doesn't smoke, but i have seen him smoke. it's a complicated web we weave. we contain multitudes, i guess is what i'm trying to say. they are both american, although it's fucked up because corey's like actually canadian, like he's actually a canadian citizen. but like his jeans are american. corey with his iconic cigar, of course. you're so mean to corey? i'm literally corey's best friend. is he mine? i'd have to think about it, but there's one thing for sure, i'm his best friend.
7:01 without a doubt. not that there's much competition. there's not a whole lot of people that even want to be in consideration for that, but... so kind of like by default, i'm in the mix at the very least. but why? you know what? i'm like watching apollo play mecha chameleon and i'm like, where's corey, bro? corey was in the first mecha chameleon stream. he was there at the birth. he was there at the conception.
7:33 you gotta get kory in on the mecha chameleon bro. he did the... he did the horse cock. he was the first dude to be the horse cock in balls. he's been in some of the lobbies. well, that doesn't help me out when i'm trying to drama farm. he's the hardest i've seen you laugh. i was having a great time with mecha chameleon man. just a shame the devs ruined it. i heard that now it costs you a dollar to access the color picker every time you want to change your color.
8:18 that's not okay, man. we gotta save gaming. i can't let you get close. i forgot about that. i can't let you get close. i was i was that was from the same stream, wasn't it? i can't let you get close and mecha chameleon. that you don't get those all that often. why is your impression so perfect? i think it's just you gotta you gotta you gotta give yourself a certain... chale sononus. and then it's then it's you can't not make it sound perfect. i can't let you get close.
9:00 i can't let you get close. something like that. you gotta like bite the... you use your top teeth to bite your bottom lip. i can't let you get close. needs 20% more aggression? well there is like a... there's like a... that comes out at some point. no, thank you for asking. i'm not going to any world cup games because uh...
9:33 they're like really expensive and soccer's only 90 minutes long when it's good. and then when it's bad, it's 120 minutes long plus penalties. i like soccer by the way, i'm not anti soccer. i'm just saying. no, i don't. they've got to figure out something better than penalties. i don't literally like the players are just little action figures to me. they're not real people. i don't care. it also like, i'm sorry. i'm not saying it's not a real sport. that's obviously crazy. but
10:02 there's a reason they can't play like a 20 week season in the nfl because everyone would be dead. but they could do another 45 minutes of overtime until someone scores a real goal instead of going to penalties. like you look at the end of a soccer match and they show their stats and they're like this dude ran for 9 kilometers. okay, 9 kilometers in 90 minutes is not even like impressive.
10:26 that's a slow ass pace. like if he's doing couch to 5k then good for him or whatever but like he's got more gas in the tank plus they're all like 25. you should be able to do one more half in overtime for sure. seems crazy to me man. meanwhile they got the wnba, real warriors playing a four overtime game in the... was it in the regular? that can't be in the regular season.
10:59 that must have been like a cup game or something like that, right? a four overtime game? the courts are tiny. they are the same size as the men's basketball courts i'd have to imagine if i had to guess. they're not? they're really not compared to soccer courts? yeah, but like in soccer... i'm not ragebaiting. obviously it's...
11:41 exercise. there's no doubt about that. i just think they should stop doing them dirty by being like, look at how hard this guy worked. he ran for 9.1 kilometers in 90 minutes. like, there's probably like 3,000 people in chat that are doing that like every morning. that's not that impressive. okay? and they're kicking a little ball at the same time, don't get me wrong, but they sprint that far in 90 minutes? that's actually even less impressive because sprinting is faster than just jogging. also, i see them walk, bro.
12:15 i see them walk. i did not say they're lazy. they're moving at the speed that they need to, that's appropriate for the game. literally, if you're from germany, you should be saying he's absolutely right, you know? you should be saying he's absolutely right. because that game should not have gone to penalties. they should have played overtimes until someone scored. and also, it's not like skiing. it's not like if they get tired, they're going to
12:52 fall down and get a concussion. like they're just gonna run a little slower. it seems like it should be automatic. the goal shouldn't have been disallowed. i deadass didn't even watch the game, to be honest with you. i didn't watch any of the games yesterday. but i did watch canada against south africa. and kate was tweaking, man. when they kept passing the ball back to the south african goalie, i mean, she was saying some stuff.
13:38 she was saying they should get a yellow card for delay of game. now i don't necessarily have to endorse that just because we're married, but what happened? there's enemies apparently? rare kait l. i mean it is annoying though. big ups to the crowd in la for booing the goalie every time he touched the ball. i was gonna call it a puck. did i miss anything in nhl news besides brady kachuck getting traded to the florida panthers and creating like a modern axis of evil in south florida?
14:19 i know we drafted the coach's son, but honestly like you know my opinion at this point on like armchair nhl scouting it's like you literally have not seen them play so like i don't know if like i kind of take the scouts opinions more than just a random person's opinions more seriously. did i say a sentence that makes sense? stop telling me nils hooglander got traded. he sucks. he sucked.
14:48 i know he scored the most points for sweden in the 2019 world juniors. i had a lot of hopes for him too, but he stinks, man! he's had his chances. best of luck in san jose. also, by the way, i did say that i watched nothing while i was gone. that's not true. i watched toy story 5 twice, but also, kate showed me a video of someone... she knows my sense of humor very well somehow. she showed me a video of a...
15:23 of a guy hiring a michael jackson impersonator to go to the michael jackson movie with him. and i gotta say, it's obviously steeped in artifice. like, it's not like a prank video or something. but it very quickly rose to the top of my list of like favorite genre video. michael jackson impersonator going to see michael jackson movie is so good. can i get a large popcorn?
15:55 is this it? i think that's it, yeah. let me see if this is it. does it start with him saying, shamonneh? yeah, yeah it does. can i get two tickets for the movie? michael jackson movie. yeah, the michael jackson movie. can i get a large popcorn?
16:28 it's just something about it's so pure man. it's so pure. where were you when you found out that he died? i was in my i was in my office
16:51 like, not this office, but i worked, believe it or not, at a place with an office. and at the office, we always listen to the radio. and it was a rock and roll station. not now, the impersonator, as far as i know, is still alive, but the video's probably old, because i think michael came out in like april or something like that. but, um... and then it was a rock radio station, but they were like, we have to cut into the song. we were probably playing like some shitty theory of a dead man song or something like that. but they cut in to be like, we got breaking news.
17:21 the king of pop, michael jackson has died. and my boss went, oh my god! like just, i never even knew she was like a fan, but it was like, literally it became like a day of mourning in our office and like around the world. like it was crazy news.
17:45 farrah fawcett died the same day and she didn't get any attention? okay buddy, probably like 30,000 people died the same day. now what i was not, i should not have finished the sentence that concocted in my head, which was she ain't special because that's not true. obviously she was special and she was in charlie's angels, the tv show, and all human life is precious, but i mean it's michael jackson man, it's michael jackson.
18:11 but i'll probably feel differently if like me and markiplier die on the same day or some shit like that. probably be like, damn, they really don't give a fuck about me, huh? damn, they don't care about me at all, huh? the indignity to not only die and be like, you know, smudged out of existence forever, but then also to die... to be a little famous, but die on the same day as someone who's much more famous so nobody gives a fuck? aw man, that would...
18:43 i don't know if i can handle that. that might just be the end for me. you know the reddit comments will be like, yeah, and also nl. nl too? you say, oh, yeah, wait, bad deaths, celebrity deaths always come in threes. i wonder who the third's gonna be. wait, who was the second? there was another streamer who died. oh yeah, i forgot about that. i should, i should bootstrap an isaac movie, man. that could be good.
19:31 how the fuck is toy story 5 pg, bro? is the mpaa a joke? are there no g rated movies anymore? how the fuck is toy story 5 pg? it doesn't make any damn sense. do they fuck? no, man, not on screen anyway. it's kind of, i mean... i don't want to spoil the movie, but there is a wedding, so like... you do the math, don't be naive. two actually? alright. listen, you're right.
20:26 a wedding? what's going on in the movie? the toys are sentient bro. the toys have proof of life. they're realer than some of you motherfuckers. is there a crowdfunding website but instead of money it's poop? holistic poop doctor, i feel like you're not quite as good as the first uh the introduction of the holistic poop doctor character. yeah, straying a little bit from the the doctor bit.
21:13 unless you i don't know. maybe you need like a wide variety of poops to to do your your medical practice. i don't know. it's a lot a lot of poop not that much doctor, i don't have anything else to say man. did you know that in korea? they're streaming website that they made after twitch stopped working in korea. they partnered with the fifa world cup so you could actually stream the world cup games on the fucking website, bro and
21:58 yeah, i'm cheek cheek cheek. i always say it wrong. don't be mad at me. i'm doing my best. okay, that's awesome. yeah, we got i mean, i'm not trying to insult gaggle or anything like that. like it's nice to be able to watch some old episodes of like the price is right or whatever but they're watching the damn world cup on stream bro.
22:22 i'm trying to watch the price is right, meanwhile they're interrupting the episode every two seconds to ask like, you know, what color was the brooch on bob barker's blazer? and i'm like, i just want to know how much lipton sides cost in 1991, man. i want to farm some reactions and say, what did they do to us? it would be so sick if twitch partnered with criterion. i think that would be a great bit of brand synergy for both, absolutely.
22:59 fuck you. i didn't even go to the item room. i forgot how to play isaac, man. my run fucking sucks. whatever. would love to see harmony korine play this. look at my shit. look at my shit. i haven't seen spring breakers, but i have heard malf's impression of james franco from spring breakers. do i know movies on the break? i gave myself a little break. i watched a hundred movies in 2026 and then i said, you know what? that's enough for now, man.
23:44 you can only cram so much kino into the brain in a certain amount of time. i'm on a little movie tolerance break. and still no life size featuring tyra banks, okay. is that the one where it's kind of like a reverse big? a high powered businesswoman somehow becomes like eight years old or whatever? and then... but she still wants to be the queen of the boardroom? that's not nine lives. that's the kevin spacey one.
24:29 i'm familiar with the kevin spacey one. not the boss baby! the boss baby, there's no... dave, the boss baby is just a baby. there was no, like, transmogrification that happened. the boss baby is just a baby. you obviously have not seen the movie. which actually, i gotta remember, has steve buscemi in it, which would actually be a great entry point for frances mcdormand for movie to movie. come on, man. i need to deal with the devil. too fucking sweet, okay? like a fart flavored ice cream.
25:15 what does ripped horn say in dodgeball? you're about as useful as a poop flavored lollipop. something like that. maybe i should be watching movies again, like justin long movies. cock flavored lollipop. well that actually for like bachelorette parties and stuff, that actually might have a market. you're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop. holy shit.
25:51 gotta watch accepted? unfortunately i have seen accepted already. i don't remember anything about it though. what am i doing man? what am i doing? i'm drowsy. i'm sick. you can't make fun of me because i'm sick. i got a strength card. have you seen waiting? yeah, i've seen waiting. i'm realizing i think i've seen like every justin long movie, including live free or die hard, which it's it is crazy to say
26:27 i mean, i don't necessarily think justin long is like an amazing actor, but like that might be his worst movie, which is... that's saying something, man. you haven't seen weapons? oh yeah, he's in that? i wouldn't i wouldn't know. obviously, i wouldn't know that he's in it if i haven't seen it. checkmate. tusk is straight ass. he's in that? i haven't seen that. i haven't seen that one. i've seen every justin long movie that i've seen him in though. fuck it, bro. we're gonna die. it's tumbleseed time.
27:14 it would have been a good nightcrawler. i don't think justin long would have been a good nightcrawler at all, man. i think justin long would... i think just... yeah, i know from x men. i know you're talking about the one from x men, not the... or were you talking about the jake gyllenhaal one? because i thought you were talking about the x men one and i was like, i can't picture that at all, man. justin long at the start of x2? i'd have to know, man.
27:57 calling his character nightcrawler is a good bit. i've seen nightcrawler, i don't remember like anything about it either. i know it has rene russo in it. that's a plus. rene russo of thomas crown affair fame. is that the one where he uses his teleportation powers to... uh... well... do a little something like that? he's blue type shit. we gotta do one more! we gotta do one more! you can't just go down like that. i am washed though, there's no doubt about that. alright, we're almost dead already. the run was kinda ass.
28:46 i forgot that they... well, the game is still in beta, right? so there's still some balance changes to be done. you might have the worst chat on this website, man. these guys are not funny. first off, we have a very diverse crowd in the chat. it's not all guys. it's like 86% guys and then like 4% women and then like 10% prefer not to answer the question. okay? so it's not... i take issue with your use of nomenclature for one.
29:20 and then, secondarily, it's actually like that classic quote about democracy. it's like the worst chat except for all the other chats we've ever tried. i will say, i was watching dan stream a little bit this morning.
29:37 i feel bad for the dan chatters that don't know that everything that he's saying is bait and they're like responding as if what he's saying is a good faith comment and instead
29:53 they don't say something like, there literally was not a good video game that came out before the year 2002. and then someone in chat will be like, what about super metroid? super metroid's pretty good. i'm like, this person, like, you can't be just getting farmed like this nonstop. i feel so bad for them, man, because they don't know what's happening. they're just, they're responding to bait. it's like when your cat chases a laser pointer or something like that.
30:27 it is, they're trying to help but then also they can be annoying too because his stream was dying today. like his internet was going out and there were still people that were like, you should buy the upgrade to make your darts shoot faster in the incremental game and i was like, man that is not what you want to hear when your stream is going down because your internet is breaking. then they're like, you should get the upgrade to increase your fire rate.
30:55 isn't that kind of what you did with nightcrawler? no bro, i don't remember anything about it, but i have seen x2, x men united, and i think it's actually like at the time when it came out, it was amazing. i don't know, i haven't seen it in a while. forget x2, it's all about triple x. i saw that in theaters, man. august 2002, i'll never forget. go look it up. stop thinking prague police. start thinking playstation. when he gives them the bazooka,
31:39 the things i'm gonna do for my country. it's bad you shouldn't have watched it? uh, it was one of my first tastes of independence actually. i had a guy's night in the summer of eighth grade where me and three of my guy friends went to see the movie triple x and then we ate at montana's by ourselves. pretty sweet right? saw a lot of shitty movies as canon events. die another day? here's something that'll blow your mind. the movie theater used to be so popular
32:16 that when die another day came out, i went to the theater to see it with my friends. the show we all showed up for was fucking sold out, bro. so we had planned like on the friday or something like that to go to the 715 show of die another day.
32:34 we all got there like no phones, right? i mean there's phones but no cell phones. everybody drove the half hour to the movie theater, got there, the movie's fucking sold out. we waited at the movie theater for two hours, saw like the 930 show instead and even then we had to sit at the fucking front of the theater like this, looking up at madonna being a fencing coach. turn the game down? is the game a little too loud? there's nothing you haven't heard before anyway.
33:09 that wasn't the fuck ass cineplex odeon. which is actually, that was the new movie theater, which was actually pretty nice. and they have the best numskulls there. and we didn't have fucking cell phones back then, man. we didn't have lily pads. what were we doing? probably making up some inside joke. i remember, i'll never forget. don't blame me, this is literally not me covering for myself. i went to the movie theater to see triple x with my friends, my three guy friends in the eighth grade.
33:46 and then this lady walked by my friend, i have to reiterate this, my friend was like 12 or 13 years old because we were in the 8th grade, right? or 13 or 14 i guess. and a grown woman walked by and he said something and i said, what did you say? and he said, i said she had a ghetto booty. and i was like, what are you talking about man? we're like 13, 14 years old. what are you, i don't think you could say that.
34:14 it's like, what is he talking about? why would he say that? i don't know. he was off the pen, man. nice guy though. nice guy. is that good or bad? it's remarkable, i guess. this is pre malf, i'm afraid. this is like three months before i knew that a man named malf existed. kids do just be saying stuff, man.
34:51 i mean, i don't know if there's anythi well okay, the michael jackson impersonator videos are really funny. but other than that, i don't know if there's anything funnier than like a like a 13 year old boy swearing. unless the kid actually like grew up tough, in which case you're like, you might be a little bit scared. but like a kid that grew up in like a comfortable middle class upbringing trying to hit the f word for like one of the first 20 times in their entire life but they just it just doesn't fit yet. what about a 13 year old michael jackson impersonator?
35:27 can i get a large popcorn? oh man. there was another video she showed me of a michael jackson impersonator and they had the impersonator do a rain bet like blackjack hand in the middle of the video. i was like this. our culture is in such a good spot right now man. it's so awesome.
36:00 it's so fucking stupid. not, no, not the geoguessr guy, not the geoguessr guy. i think it's an online casino. oh, but the good, i know you guys are all saying gambling's really bad. okay, dummies, they won the hand. they literally took money from the casino and like that's bad? okay, if casinos are evil, then isn't it good that the casino now has one less dollar? red stew.
36:41 hee hee! i do like how that, i mean it's staged obviously, but the comic sense to direct the amc employee to ask what movie they're gonna go see when the dude is a michael jackson impersonator is really, really funny. that's an inspired bit of comedy. i don't know what any of these do, man. imagine if he said supergirl, because i'm a butt fucker, yes i am. i'm not gonna be seeing that.
37:34 i shouldn't have opened that. yes, dude. should have said disclosure day. i forgot that that shit came out, man. disclosure day. no, no, wait. you know what i'm talking about? silent night, deadly night two. i saw it and i forgot. i honestly, i think if we make first contact with aliens, we should just say that like steven gets to be the guy
38:04 to talk to the alien first. because obviously like he's fucking horned up over it man. he's made like seven movies about making contact with aliens. like they should just let steven talk to them and then, then they can talk to trump okay?
38:22 i know in normal circumstances, we would probably, in every movie, the first person the alien talks to is the president of the united states, but we are not living in what? you're frozen, bro! we're not living in normal times, man. let steven talk first, then trump can talk to the alien. what if the alien spoke mandarin? oh, i've been training for this. we need to find one person on earth who can speak mandarin chinese.
39:03 i just... i can't seem to find anybody. i know your ass, sheldon cooper. have you checked china? okay, buddy. good one. i forgot what i was gonna say, man. it was gonna be funny too, i forgot about it though. yeah, well that's that then. apparently the new minions movie is pretty good though. might go see that. would you cry if you saw a dead alien? yeah bro, i think i would fucking cry if i saw a dead alien.
39:51 that would be like an overwhelming event for me. like think about the cascade of realizations. first off, there's other like intelligent life in the universe. there's a fucking crazy revelation and i'm seeing proof positive of it in front of my face. and then also it fucking died. that's crazy. of course i would cry. i mean, i cried like a fucking baby in toy story 5. of course i'd cry if i saw a dead alien, man. but maybe i'm not a representative sample.
40:33 is conan good? he's pretty good in toy story 5. i think he does a good job, man. also, i got to orifarm with my wife because as soon as smarty pants came on the screen, i went, oh shit, that's conan. and she went, what? you're right. yeah, i know. isn't that on the rads are? do you love pointing out who the voice of an animated character is when you watch animated movies with people? fucking my neurodivergent ass. yeah, check it out. that's john ratzenberger.
41:12 yeah, yeah. yeah, that's, that's cliff. that's cliff from cheers. you can't sneak a ratzenberger by me. i'm bad at this game again, man. xanthea is michi, man. and lebron james is wongi. is danny devito torgo? i think we're gonna have to, we're gonna have to go to the judges on that one. i'm literally, i was not even looking at the screen. i was just walking into enemies. i scream my phone calls, man. i'm walking into spiderwebs.
41:56 what team should lebron go to? probably new york fc now that they're not getting harry kane. they got this. wait, this is the best item in the game, right? harry kane. warriors, please. because then they could call it. they probably already do call him the olden state warriors, but then they could really call him the olden state warriors. average age of 39. it is funny because like when we were watching the world cup, kate was like,
42:48 is ronaldo good? and i was like, no, he's 42. he's washed. like it's honestly, it's crazy that portugal keeps playing him for the full game instead of using him as like a super sub with 75 minutes elapsed. and then she was like, what about messi? isn't he the same age? and i was like, no, messi's like 39. messi, he's still young. messi's still got some good games left in him, okay? he's still 42. hang it up, grandpa. but 39?
43:18 let's just pump the brakes on all the messy slander, okay? jerma's not 90 years old. i don't even like talking about jerma in my chat. you get a thousand messages that are like, it's hard to believe jerma's older than you. man, fuck you. i didn't choose my fucking genes. asshole. you know, chose to go bald when i was like 17 damn years old, motherfucker. pissing me off, man.
44:14 you can tell that we're from slightly different generations though, because jerma's favorite zelda is majora's mask and mine is hyrule warriors. so obviously he's 40 and i'm 12. stop putting spikes on the chest, because how am i supposed to look at chat and play the game? you literally can't stream the game and play it at this end because you just keep walking into chess. bullshit man. norway won?
44:56 yeah, okay. won the right to lose to canada after we beat morocco and then who would it be after that? maybe like france? after we beat morocco in france? sorry, i'm not home right now. walking into spiky chess. wait, i like that. i like that. that's pretty good. what a weekend for norway? it's tuesday, lemon. i've always wanted to say that. it's tuesday, lemon. 30 rock. if nsync made a song about 30 rock, 30 rock.
45:53 i didn't make up a jingle that's pop by nsync. dirty pop. you're really running on fumes? i literally have influenza type b right now, okay? i'm lucky my legs still work. i don't have i don't have anything to say! because you guys didn't do your homework and you don't know how to speak mandarin. so when i say, you're saying what the fuck is he talking about, bro?
46:35 walk straight till the stoplight then turn right. it ain't that complicated, okay? it's not that hard. what is this? one makes you small. how droll. we talk about the weather? sure, man. what do you want to say? the morning sun has vanquished the horrible night. i do have to say, this is not a joke. i did watch the van morrison ai translated chinese video again. i still don't understand what the fuck he's saying. sometimes he does say, he says, wo men. so that's like, you know, we, but i don't know what else he's saying.
47:23 at all. obviously he doesn't either. he has no idea. we need rain? actually i feel like i live in a place where we don't need rain, man. i don't know, vancouver's interesting because they're always telling us that we're in like water restrictions. like you can't wash your car, you can't water your lawn, whatever. saves me getting told a bunch of stuff that i have to, oh i can't honey, i can't.
47:57 i can't because of the water restrictions. but at the same time, i'm like, how do we have water restrictions when it rains literally like 200 days a year, man? apparently all of our water comes from like the melting snow on the top of the mountain. and it didn't snow that much this year, but it rained like every day and the rain... i mean, i'm not trying to be like willfully stupid, but i'm like,
48:24 water falls from the sky every day. we're like one of the rainiest cities in north america. how could we not have water? unofficial nlbots, thanks for the gifted subscriptions. thank you. thank you. much appreciated. you don't have to do that by the way, but thank you. obviously it's more complicated than like, can't you just dig like a big hole so that when the water falls from the sky over the course of the year, you like have it?
49:01 there? i mean, i guess it's more complicated than that? you mean some sort of reservoir? yeah, yeah, like something that when you have too much water, you can sort of like maybe put it off to the side for like a little bit. and then if you need some water, you're like, wow. like when your daughter gets a happy meal but she doesn't like any of the drinks, so you just get a ba'o o' wa'o and then you put it in the fridge or like in your car.
49:30 and then like a, you know, a month later you're like, oh i'm kind of thirsty. oh thank god there's a dasani in the cup holder. it's a kind of water battery, exactly. dasani? well, the dasani obviously i pour in the toilet. i would rather die than drink one month old dasani. okay it's literally, obviously dasani is not good but it is still literally water. it's not, holy cow i'm good at this game. let's not go crazy. it's still, it's still two hydrogens and an oxygen.
50:19 it does taste like they put an iodine tablet into it. like it's something you drink when you're in the international space station or something like that. like it's recirculated urine or something and they're like, well it's chemically identical to water. but you're like, yeah but there's a little funk to it too. i will say i'm a cold water drinker as almost everybody is. but one time i was on a road trip to dartmouth, nova scotia.
50:55 with my parents and grandparents. and as a kid i got carsick as fuck. and they drove like a 1995 ford windstar with cloth seats. so in the summertime it smelled like a fucking dungeon, man. like it just it smelled like nausea in there. i don't know how else to describe it. and one time i threw up in the car, which is kind of a recurring theme for me. but either way, my parents pulled over at a restaurant and then i was throwing up in like the bathroom
51:29 in the restaurant and there was a doctor in the bathroom that was like, hey if your son is throwing up, if his stomach is upset, here's a little tip from a doctor. drink some lukewarm water. so i drank some lukewarm water and it didn't do shit but now anytime i drink lukewarm water i have like sense memory that ties it to the misery of throwing up in a restaurant bathroom in like sackville, new brunswick.
51:57 thanks a lot doc. thanks a lot. fuck isaac. it's too hard. it's tumble seed time our street our five hour streams actually this long i feel like i've been streaming for like 60 hours straight you reference this trip often as a negative this is two different trips okay the one i understand why you would say that because i do talk about that time that my grandparents took me to truro nova scotia and we got robbed at the kitty in that was two different trips and
52:36 now if i may, the first... i don't hold anything against the maritimes for me throwing up in the ford windstar. it's something about the way the cloth reacts to the heat to smell like nausea, okay? but yeah, in truro, nova scotia, they broke into our... the same fucking van and took all my game boy games. why were your grandparents taking you to truro? i don't know, we fucking... we're still trying to get to caledonia or whatever. we had a little bit further to go, bro.
53:09 and i was like eight or something. like, i don't know... i don't know if truro's awesome or shitty. i'm eight years old. i'm trying to play toy story on the game boy. there's nothing here in truro? well, there's a fucking keddie inn. keddie inn truro. there it fucking is. oh my god, it's from a... i'm so old. it's from a facebook group called nova scotia memories of days gone by. keddie's motor inn on prince street in truro. yep, there it is.
53:43 there it is. one year ago. stayed there many times. the pool kept me coming back from the hot summer days at the maitland dragway. oh my god, i used to go swimming there with my uncle and cousins. me, fucking, da da da da da. yeah, i stayed there once. we got fucking robbed. they broke into our van and took all my game boy games. it could have been someone in the comments. stayed there with my parents once on our way somewhere. it was a nice spot. hey man, fuck you.
54:21 no the fuck it wasn't. i used to get all my gameboy games from there. man, are you serious? you hear yourself?