This the fella that did Gangnam Style (Slay the Spire 2)

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0:00 before you get there, how many cards did you take in act 3? i think i took a few. okay, we play as the regent again, man. but the other heuristic is that you always fight him anyway, so you should just know. i'm defaulting to the principle of it can't be that bad or it wouldn't be in the game. if this card sucked as bad as it looks like it sucked, it would not... it would be better. i think it can be that bad. forgot the second forge doesn't put it in our hand.
1:15 i mean you need this, but like a hundred percent i think i'm just gonna build around the sword even if it does suck. forge is a shitload of fuck. that's some of the realest shit anybody's ever said. you know, taking zero damage kind of peak. is that even good? like i guess it's good that i can kill you next turn. are you still having problems with your foreskin? cameron i was never having any problems with my foreskin. i don't know where you got that idea. you know what? kingly kicking a bunch of draw could work.
2:03 i've never, i mean, yes, i'm circumcised, but i've never had any other problems with my foreskin. keep the deck thin as fuck, chant a card with slither. choose a card to transform into toric toughness. does toric toughness upgrade the cost one? no, seven and seven, okay, it's the damn slither kingly kick then. it's literally good, i choose not to respect it in spite of itself.
2:53 where do you think your foreskin is? i can literally see it. they like, not to ruin your life or anything, but they peel it back, right? they staple it to the shaft itself. so i can, if anything, i just don't know what the outside of it looks like. i know what the inside of it looks like because i see it every day. they cut it off. i don't think they cut it off. i think they put a slit in it and fold it down. i think they cut a slit in it and fold it down. they def cut it off. i don't know what you got. maybe i'm not circumcised.
3:45 maybe wouldn't this be crazy if i just found that i was not circumcised after all this time? i don't think mine's gone. i think they just like they made it do something else. they put it in a different spot. that's for sure. i mean, it's not like i don't want to say normal and give anybody like a complex or whatever, but it's not default. let's put it that way. i'm not running the jonesy skin. how bad do we want to upgrade? i think we want it bad.
4:41 jonesy's definitely uncut. that's what i'm saying. i don't have the jonesy. the scythe. permanently increases damage by 4. bro, next time we get it, it's gonna be so good. wait, supermassive actually might do something for us here. transform isn't create. you'd be surprised, brother. you'd be surprised. wait, what's your name by the way? transform? because you said it so glibly. transform isn't create. slamwell?
5:37 52 months subscriber, four year badge. wait, this is crazy. have you never watched a youtube poop? i watched the gi joe youtube poops from way back in the day. we're going to fight you. i'm going to dump this then. i do think a gather light is pretty good. i meant the chatter. well, you should at them then. that's why the app function exists. so you can at them. at them.
6:32 can i say something by the way? you guys have to get, i got in, but not in trouble, but i got owned in the marketplace of ideas because i didn't know someone's gender in the discord. so i said to them and they said, just i'm actually he, i was trying my best. okay. i'm trying, how am i supposed to know just from username and profile pictures? so i'm trying to be safe. and by being safe, you're now, you're trying to gaslight me into thinking i'm a bad individual.
7:02 he was just informing you? oh, go ahead and take his side. i literally did nothing wrong. dump venerate, we don't need to see it. and they indicted me. what's your excuse for me? i don't think you're putting evil on me that i don't believe i deserve. i don't believe i've ever done that. quick, everyone, just so we can get in front of this, everyone drop your preferred pronouns in chat right now. i will remember every single one of them. every single person in chat, drop your preferred pronouns and i will remember, i will associate them forever with your identity.
7:58 okay, okay i got him. you had your chance. never! don't ever get mad at me. you've had your chance. refer to this clip, you had your chance. everybody else, you're good. i got you. this could be alright. kingly kick for two? yeah, kingly kick for two is still pretty peak, man. minion die bomb. you're in a lot of trouble. ceremonial beast but the ceremony's a fucking funeral? r.l. stine called. he said, eat shit and die.
8:53 ohhhhh! okay, big bang is the greatest card that's ever been invented. void form though? yeah, big bang though. big bang though. lore, lore, lore, lore. tezcatara's ember. do we give a fuck about tezcatara's ember? i don't think we fucking do, man. you know what i think we give a fuck about? playing really fast and removing more cards even though they're gonna give me soot.
9:47 this will make our deck thin as fuck, thus allowing us to reliably draw our best cards. so i don't think i can do an oasty attack. i would really like to. would really, really like to. but you cannot. devastating news. horrible order, obviously. it's simple. draw falling star and big bang. actually, still pretty good. what do you mean i have no ability to kill you?
10:47 what do you mean i'm taking seven damage for no reason? this deck sucks. it's actually incredible. we don't add any more garbage. we don't need another kingly kick. if anything, we remove more garbage. or do we upgrade two skills? i think we upgrade two skills, man. that's a fucking dream for a guy like me. hidden gem? i ain't the one, baby. it's gotta be rocket... it's gotta be wound? rocket... or vulnerable? rocket punch. kingly kick?
11:40 i think this deck is actually awesome. i skip it. what movie should i watch today? for an individual like you? probably the jake gyllenhaal, conor mcgregor roadhouse remake from a couple years ago. i think you would really vibe with it. fuck you. i heard it was good, man. my friend from college told me it was good. he told me it was just like a good time. can i get three or more cards in my exhaust pile? i don't believe... i can do 63 damage for free!
12:35 this is better than 15 damage for free. nah, man. no, it ain't. random doll. deal damage equal to the turn number to all enemies. bro, that's one damage to every enemy. that's huge. that's actually fucking enormous. huge. and then draw it. we didn't draw it. splash me. poor damage. too vulnerable.
13:27 nun block is really you know what? no, no, we draw. because we're gonna draw a minion strike. oh my god, we didn't draw a minion strike. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. okay, we can we can use so you do zero damage. i'm actually gonna cry. where the fuck are my my minion strikes, bro? there they are. damn. need to hit you one time. surely. surely we draw an attack. we'll make our own. king's courage, forge 15. a deadass snooze on that. draw three cards?
14:28 nice ragebait. it's not ragebait. and we're literally, i don't know if we're gonna win because we might go against the doormaker, but we're gonna beat this floor. it's literally not a better rock by the way, because the rock costs us 0 to play. who's ragebaiting now? aoe. 12 damage twice. pretty fucking good. wait, did our glass actually work? oh, the kingly kick. yes. oh, you have one orb sly, you're right! charge. no, we definitely want to keep supermassive around.
15:30 i don't mind this. spend the stock. you're dead. did i know you were going to die? i had no idea, to be honest with you. i skip. keep the deck super thin. 100 gold for a common relic? sure, man. ain't nothing common about regal pillow. grand finale. i don't think we're going to get there. barry's pretty good, though. barry on vulnerability. pretty solid. 94 damage for one mana. was that wrong, george costanza voice? was that wrong? i don't know what the fuck else you get rid of, man.
16:36 unupgraded gather light. it's literally strictly better than a defend but whatever. he was in the pool. at this point i don't want to make it seem like seinfeld is a little outdated but at this point everyone's familiar with shrinkage right? you got to know about shrinkage. but the other thing you need to know is that even if there wasn't shrinkage you can't judge a man based on the size of his penis in the pool anyway.
17:19 there's, you may not be completely familiar with the grower versus shower dynamic. there's showers and growers. and i, to be honest with you, i'm a man and i've been a man my whole life. i'm not 100% sure that there are men out there who are showers. now i do believe that there are men who are closer to their
17:47 turgid size when flaccid than other men. but i don't believe there are any men, or many men who are bigger flaccid than hard. that doesn't make sense. how would it becoming suffused with fluid make it smaller? that's lit, thank you. it breaks the laws of physics. it doesn't make any sense. you trade off longness with girth. can i say something? i think that's cope. i think my deck is good enough, man. give me retain.
18:38 i think that's cope. i think there's people out there who have a long fat one. they're in our chat. they literally are six foot one, 120 pounds. and for some reason they always have like black nail polish on. i don't know the science behind it. cause obviously it's not causative. cause then i'd be putting the nail polish on. but i don't know. it's just at some point you just have to speak from what you've seen. and ball don't lie, man.
19:26 you gotta go. you gotta go. ballpark number, how many dicks have you seen? i have no idea. not enough to fill a pyramid, that's for sure. we save our stars to use on falling star every single time. not enough to fill a pyramid. okay, an additional time for every time you've lost combat, this... every time you've lost hp, this combat will at some point be good for us. well said. i need a glass of water stat, man.
20:27 it's gotta be authority manifest. equilibrium? would be nice. would be nice if we could play it. you're my falling star. no matter where you are. actually, entropy could go crazy for us now. i see a world where entropy makes sense. we get rid of soot with that. boom. motherfucker. they thought of everything. 20 damage? nah, i'd win. hit six times!
21:32 we're literally awesome at this game which is kind of crazy. so obviously what you have to play is bundle of joy even though i think that bundle of joy might be like one of the worst rares in the game but i also don't know what i'm talking about. you may cook at rest sites. the problem is i've already removed so many cards man. like i mean what at this stage what am i gonna remove? i think i'll just take my block and then take a path where you never have to fight an elite.
22:16 it's psy every time. me when they're asking me who should win best music video at the 2012 mtv video music awards. it's crazy that you're plus twoing that. you guys are all traitors. that's when carly rae jepsen dropped, uh, uh, call me maybe. that's when carly rae jepsen dropped call me maybe. you guys are heretics. i got your ass, bro. fuck it. plate me. why can't i? oh, right. because i haven't transformed any cards yet. well, that card obviously sucks.
23:08 psy is her nickname? motherfucker. you said best music video? you think the gangnam style music video is better than call me maybe? you might have a point. oh, i had plating. i definitely should have played the attack that did like half your hp. my bad, y'all. i do have three or more cards in my exhaust pile. bad news for you, buddy. it had the biggest plot twist in music history? really? i was gonna discard this so i got another one. smart idea.
24:01 i'm still trying to puzzle out the metaphysical ramifications of call me maybe. like what do you mean before you came into my life i missed you so bad? like it just doesn't even doesn't even make sense. how can this is like a is it like a primer thing? it's like a time travel setup. i mean i don't know. i just kind of to me it's like i don't like movies with plot holes songs. i'm still trying to figure it out. i thought you were a yearner. i only gave i only gave in the mood for love a four and a half.
24:45 which for a lot of people might as well be a zero. so i don't know, the jury's still out to be honest. oh my god, it's not the door maker, bro! fuck it, i'll drink to that. whenever you play an attack, add a random attack into your hand, that does seem like it would be awesome with like whatever that card is that does more damage the more cards you've created, but it's gonna have to be 20 damage for a guy like me. how about manifesting my authority? i'll level with you. we could kill you this turn, but you're not doing shit anyway.
25:44 let's get rid of some shit we don't care about and kill your next turn instead. i looked it up, the plot twist is crazy. now i gotta know, man. i gotta know what this supposed plot twist is. because for me, the number one plot twist in pop music is sk8er boi, which if you haven't listened to sk8er boi in a while, you might not realize that she's meeting him after the show
26:23 she'll be at the studio singing the song he wrote about how your pretty face didn't see what he's worth or whatever. like it's been a minute. i don't listen to songs by clones. listen, she might be from greater napanee, but she's not a clone. okay. or maybe she is. i don't know about all that. i haven't seen the video essays on that.
26:55 at a zero cost copy of this in your discard pile? did you go to school with her? no, man, i wish i went to ndss. are you trolling me? would have been my damn dream to go to ndss, man. maybe the remnant is actually good. they're not but that's okay. they might be good. nobody cares. they're just talking about some stupid movie. remnant kind of asked but the regen's cool.
28:18 i think i get the revenant, remnant, the regent and revenant from the ashes all confused. i say i think as if someone has not told me this every single time i've played this character for the last two months. but the jury's still out man. i can hit you for 36 and i can hit you for 11. that doesn't seem like enough. what if you throw 15 on top?
28:49 i can literally hit you for 47. i can hit you for 15 and i can hit you. oh, i can hit. i could be one. there's cards in my draw pile. tragic. you're still destroyed. so like quit bragging about it. how are potion huge for the boss though? will you play grand finale in your lifetime? uh, i have played it in my lifetime in slay the spire one gather light is removed. go ahead and take it man. will i ever play it and say the spire two, i bet on a long enough time scale.
29:48 i bet i will play it in slay the spire 2. but it'll be like by accident. it'll be when i get it as like, as my random rare from the start of a run. and then like i can play it in the first fight or something like that. that's the most likely outcome. i mean, discovery is really good. kingly kick kind of good too. let's try a discovery first. it's free? draw a card and exhaust the card. yeah, in hindsight, i wish i played a card that like gave us some block.
30:39 9 plating. the weakness is important. create a card that doesn't do anything. put up enough block. i have played a card for no reason. that's exciting. can you stop hitting me for 27, man? alright. i mean like it's... kinda sucks ass. can you stop? is there a way to... i guess i've gotta kill this guy? is that what you're telling me? it's devastating news. you're gonna hate me for this one.
31:46 lady antebellum posting. how about two defends? we take 23 damage. and then next turn you don't attack. definitely still attacking. but we kind of got up in that ass on this one. we've not discarded at all. gain three energy? wait, wait, wait. wait, wait, wait. headbutt back. headbutt back at equilibrium, man. and then just hit him.
32:39 i literally lived bro. that wasn't a lead right? don't fuck with me walt. give me one more block. read a custom card, make a skill and that gives you energy. and we're not fighting the door maker. sometimes when i watch you play i cringe because you make a mistake but then i play and i make worse mistakes. yeah i know. yeah yeah i know. it's been like that for years, for years. almost a decade at this point if you factor in slay the spire 1 man.
33:25 this could not be a worse power potion to be honest, but please get rid of spoils of battle and astral pulse. i don't care if it's good to retain sovereign blade. it just feels nice to get it out of our hand. i gotta kill this guy way faster. we won't be doing that. we will be doing this though. retain, deal 9 damage, apply any debuffs on this enemy to other enemies. no, no, no. it's gonna be 18 damage and put a soul everywhere in my fucking deck.
34:41 huge. dump a soot. dump a... at this point dump a severance, man. we got our value out of it. now i gotta be able to kill you on this turn. motherfucker, man. motherfucker. oh good, we got to play minion dive bomb for free. i have two skills in my hand. 14 damage. i'd rather have the weakness. literally retain your hand.
35:36 retain your hand so you have vigor for next turn. we're definitely going to lose to the queen now. i think they're going to be... they're going to have popped off way too much. choose a card, just like for what... for what purpose? you know what i mean? it's going to be that and then some prayer is going to be involved here. ultimate strike. there's got to be something better than this, man. there isn't. okay, 35 damage. we played soot for free. that's huge.
36:27 we have a weakness which is nice. two random cards from the draw pile could go fucking crazy though. fuck it, we ball. mads, oh, he transformed our jackpot! you can't do that! that was a bit of a low roll, yeah, yeah. what are we playing? what are we playing? catastrophe! wait, we could still make this and not be late for the next segment, although i do have to download the game. okay, what are you doing? 19 damage. minion dive bomb. salvo. sovereign blade. thrumming hatchet. pass turn.
37:19 supermassive just fucked you bro. automation, every 10 cards you draw gain energy. i don't think i'd give a... a darn. two turns of weak no, kingly kick for as much damage as possible. automation because we can. 50 damage. yeah, we just played splash for free bro. don't kill me. bro, they're gonna kill me. i have no block. i have to kill you. how am i gonna kill you? i can't kill you. can i get you to can i get you to die to... to glass? nope.
38:22 i just need a little bit more block, man. i just need just the slightest amount more block. i thought fork was seven? nah man, it's three. there's three tines on a fork. four if you live somewhere else though, i think. i remembered fork at seven too? i think y'all are on the beta branch or something. good run either way.