I'm treating this place like a rage room (Bandit Trap)

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0:00 i'll do it. i'll give it a little, a little try. you will click on oh wait i can oh you've already done it. look at that. yeah. oh yeah. i'm locked in a new perk. dude, i could be a little policeman! oh my god. oh snap. but i mean, you're breaking into your house and stealing your stuff. shouldn't we be dressed as the cops?
0:31 not wrong. alright, it's gotta be the lodge. i got a perk that allows me to go through the trap doors. now that we're leveling up, we're gonna be the best bandit. shit looks like the cabanas at polynesian. i'm going small. i'll go large. i'll go beach. kate, you were doing a good job. thank you, thank you. yeah, you're doing a great job. it was... it's really fun.
1:11 as a trapper. until you trap me in that one room. that was the best thing ever, what are you talking about? oh wait, ryan can you get on top? how'd you do that? how we do it at oh. okay. you hit space on somebody. no, you just climb on them. no, you hit you actually like yeah, there you go. and i can i can throw you! oh, woah! yo. ride's full. oh!
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2:18 the driller is really good for furniture and locks. you see that shit? it's also really good at attacking the trapper as kate found out. yippee! yeah, you can jump and throw her. you can throw her over walls, right? oh, wait. like irl or? yeah, yeah. oh, excuse me? irl. oh, with the screwdriver you spin the mouse. all right, let's get giga. okay. yippee.
3:02 oh, my favorite items. imagine that. oh god, she's already on me. oh, he's so full, dude. she pumped me full of water. i'm already at 10%. gigi is just, she's camping the doors. you guys are free to roam. huge. doing my best. doing my best. hacker voice, i'm in. hacker voice, i've clicked outside of the active window. there's a lot of stuff going on in there. first treasure located. yeah, i got one. nice, nice, nice. where to? gigi's still in here. she's camping me.
3:49 look, i saw that seven you got last time. i don't know what to do here. i don't know what to do. whoa! what the? i got another one. she's pogging. it's another water trap. you will not get me. you will not get me. oh my god. bro, there's a chair coming up here. dude, i'm being carried by a bookcase through the house. i cannot move.
4:27 oh no, oh no, oh, oh, i think i stole everything that's in the small house. did i light you on fire? i am being absolutely gangbanged by you. really? dude, it is just nothing but furniture on me. i'm gonna take all this damage. no one can even get to me. oh my god, there's a gem right there. it's mine. oh! i'm roasting this child. i'm roasting giga. eeee!
5:15 i'm here with giga. just do whatever you want. do whatever you want. do whatever you want. maybe you can destroy walls by the way. wait, really? holy cow. i found her. i see her. i can't get in there though. i don't know how to get in there. oh no. she's in the trap thing. don't even worry about this. she threw a bomb at me. anything going on in here? i found the treasure. i'm going in. i see giga. no, no, no. i got her.
5:57 i knocked her out of the house. you guys are doing some wonderful work by the way. i think i'm just kind of like a worker. oh guys the first attack is attacking me again man. i got another one we just need three more. i'm frozen i'm down i'm down i'm down guys.
6:27 i think ryan is closest to me. ryan! okay, i'm so far away from you. i'm on the other side. i got another treasure! i got another treasure! there's nothing left in that small house. i robbed everything. are you sure? because she's trying to hit me with the ball, so i think i'm onto something. no, no, please help me! oh, never mind. i guess i come back. just stop with the shock ball. she's got me trapped in here, dude! how do you know there's nothing in there? you gotta scan it. but then what? it's a green question mark, though.
6:58 no! like when i scanned it, it shows up as green question mark to me. that means there's something in there, but you don't know what it is. yeah, it could be a trap. but it could be treasure. it could be treasure, yeah. no, but i scanned it there and there was nothing there. that room is also dawnstone, victor. okay. okay, okay. so i think the two left is the bottom two. i think it's the top right because that's where she was camping. i don't have anything to break this, unfortunately.
7:31 that's where i got booted out. okay, wait, hold on. oh, that's the one right there. apparently i have a scanner that finds traps, not one that finds treasure. oh my god. i've become inflated. oh no. no. oh, yeah. all right. how many gems did you find, ryan? you can see it for yourself. i found one. really? like the vr scanner doesn't find...
8:10 no, it just tells you if there's a trap or if there's something of interest. so everything that you guys have tells you if it's treasure? yeah. oh my god. no wonder i'm ash. i've been having to break like four pieces of furniture to find one thing of treasure. like, hardly seems fair. the guy who didn't do a tutorial is the worst one. what? i thought it was good.
8:34 okay, now i know how to be the bandit so i'm not even concerned about this. it's all over for giga. we'll see, we'll see. season item unlocked, blue bolt. i only get stronger as the rounds go on. season item unlocked, the british discovering salt for the first time. i think we did everything now, villa. yeah, yeah. it's the small rooms you gotta be careful of.
9:02 it sucks so much for you guys that you're not bald. having a hot head and putting cold hands on it feels so fucking good. oh man. i'm going pool. i'm going garden. i guess i'm going porch. i'll be using the drone scan this time. yeah. and i'm going rodney mullen mode. hi yah! my man, you've asked if this is worth the $15 three times. it's too early to really tell because we just started playing but it's a lot of fun.
9:39 maybe he's talking about a six inch cold cut combo from subway. possibly these days. you know what i'm saying? yeah, it's subway, subway inflation subway a little bit. the other day for the first time in a long time, i walked into a subway, looked at the menu and walked out at the price. i walked outside.
10:03 i couldn't do it. walking in talking like ice cube. oh hell no, not today. i ain't the one. i'm the one that ate the one. that subways not very good. had it last night, it was hitting the spot. what's your sandwich of choice? footlong rotisserie style chicken on italian herbs and cheese.
10:27 lettuce tomato red onion black olives pickles cucumbers one line of yellow mustard so everything well, no, i don't get i don't think the green peppers improve the quality of the sandwich to be honest and i don't know i don't need spinach and lettuce, i'm okay with just the lettuce. but how many people do you know? they actually get like the banana pepper?
10:51 i thought apparently they're really popular according to r slash sub where they're one of the most popular topics but i find that you can go they make the whole sandwich just tastes like banana peppers so for me i'm not a huge fan but all right we got this we got this yeah now that i know what i'm doing it's over i'm locked i'm locked she's gonna camp the same door i'm going and do again oh enforcer enforcer and jackhammer it's over if i can find an entrance into this place is done for you
11:28 i hear her inside. you're ready for this? i've clicked outside the active window, y'all. okay, good. it's already popping off. i've already been thrown out of the house. you're not long for this world. there's treasure. nope, you won't hit me. what is happening? boom, already. you're in trouble. i've been exploded out of the map by a bomb. my bad, y'all. my god. hold on. treasure check.
12:13 can i get a treasure check on everyone real quick? uh, there's none in here, none in here. nothing in here? oh god! i'm scanning for treasure. the hell she got in there? she's chasing me with a lamp, man! chest to drawers on the damn patio. i'm everything and i'm everywhere. wait, i thought i hit you, apparently not. brother, there is a billion traps in here. this bandit perk does not work! the kid is on me! it must be somewhere in the bathroom. has to be.
12:50 i scanned this whole thing. oh my god, it's in the bathroom! it's in the bathroom! the toilet! this isn't scanning. don't you do it. don't you do it. nope. you will not catch me. you will not catch me. but i'll catch you! treasure check, everybody. quick treasure check. oh my god. i've got one in here. i've got one in here. what the heck? wait, what? got one? got it? got it? got it? i'm ko'd? mm hmm. you're k o'd. oh, but there's no one near me to help me. i'm coming, kate. i'm coming. i'm coming. where are you? right here.
13:34 it's insane in here! the toilet, the toilet. okay, obviously that's a trap because i've seen it in a trap. no? no? yes, i got one. we're halfway there. there's giga's on me. i'll just dodge. i'll kite. i'm coming, i'm coming. giga's on, giga's on, right here. yeah, yeah, i see her. giga went up. they're stuck, they're stuck in the wall. i'm out this. giga's in the bedroom? oh my god, this whole, that's a hallway of death up there. they followed me in here! i found giga!
14:22 i'm getting the gem, i'm getting the gem. oh god. oh, giga's right here! i know! don't follow giga, focus treasure, focus treasure. yeah yeah yeah. i got the gem, i got the gem, but we have to get giga, right? we have to catch this dwarf? woah woah woah woah woah, she's in here! get her out of here! we have to catch giga to get the gem.
14:45 no, that's that's not that's not a requirement. she just drops the gem if we knock her out motherfucker there's there's furniture flying everywhere. i've been knocked out y'all come to me come to where are you? i blocked the geek is door. why are you blocked her from putting the chest of drawers inside of the bathroom? huge you get the bathtub. i'll get the sink that's clear crazy okay, matthew, matthew didn't have anything potted plant clear. oh
15:21 i've already scanned the bed, the bedroom i think. maybe not. the fuck is going on with that lamp, man? i don't know, man, but it's scary. the furniture that... trap is inside, it cannot have jam in there. i found giga! i got her! i got another one, i got another one! i lit myself on fire, i lit myself on fire like a damn fool! okay, there was nothing in that hallway. come on. nope, you won't catch me. nope, you won't catch me. you will not catch me.
16:03 we're at one where it won. don't take any other damage. confirmed confirmed confirmed. i'll stand outside of the house. kate's getting zapped. 93 outside. i've got it right here. i've got it right here. i ain't the one baby. get her. get her. i'm trying. i'm trying. watch out. can't watch out. imagine i'm frozen. no. check. check. quick treasure check.
16:43 it had to have been in the laundry room. oh! oh! what did you do, guys? what did you do? look, i revived two and i hit her once. and i took the least amount of damage. i scanned. they should do scan count. i scanned a lot. you can get 99% and still lose, man. i'm so ready.
17:15 i think i'm locking in now. this game's kind of gas. it is kind of gas. i'm getting it. it's like an rts when you're playing. yeah, yeah. it's like a star studded event when i valet park. it allows me to go through trappers hatches. open up on the sunlight, illuminate the dark. flames? village, villa. village. i'm the only one holding out for the show. it's too cold, man. it's too cold over there. guys, the game zoomed in. my bad. there you go.
17:52 i want her to stop clicking like off the screen by accident. i guess i'll go porch again. i'm like the master of this map now. i don't know if you're aware of how much power you've given me. i could go through the trappers hatches. you're so done. you're so done. you're so done. giga likes her water trash, so i'm gonna go... i do. that's something that counters that. bro, don't tell her. don't tell her.
18:26 yeah, she can hear me. you should take fire and then make done. that's what i was doing. yeah. and then make the water so hot that it turns into steam and it's useless as water. yes. watch this. try this. i'm gonna try the trip wire. yeah, sure. sure. suck me off while i'm trying to unlock the door. okay, so real swordfish code. it's a lot like swordfish. i'm going in the other room. you guys clearly need that room to yourself.
18:59 reminds me an awful lot of the movie swordfish. hey, i'm sucking you off man. that's true i don't want to be a part of this room or this team really play the soccer ball up here. hey, uh huh. uh huh know what i'm talking about gotta done it again y'all music's very good in the game south beach. it's kind of dance. oh
19:34 i just wish i could hear it when we're playing because there's so much shit happening. well a lot of talking too is gonna... alright. unlocked. unloaded. i'm good. y'all feel that? i think she's right there. she's right there. in front of the front door. clearly this time i won't get screwed up by the rng. oh my god. i said which way we were going. i said pull.
20:03 i know, ryan went to the same place i did. i can't open this shit. i hope you can open this shit. i can open it. oh, whatever. i got my own. i hear her inside. bated? bated? ow! i just got literally flattened as soon as i walked in. oh my god, this kid. wait. i already see her. i already see her. she went up. she's up here. there's furniture flying everywhere up there. keep her busy. this room has so much furniture that you tell me there's nothing?
20:52 there we go. there we go. oh my god, there is... i go hard for my city. that's two treasures in the bank. nope. no! what? it didn't show me there's a trap there. got it. watch out. giga's around. oh god, kate, you scared the shit out of me. look out, look out, look out! kate, look out! oh shit! oh my god. goodnight, y'all. this planter is looking too suspicious. no, i've already scanned it. yeah, yeah, yeah. giga's right here. she's right here. i got her. can't get me, you can't get me. no, i got her.
21:31 the planter has to my god. get her. get her. no, i'm frozen. there's two. ryan, you gotta res me. you gotta res me or we'll take the damage. i'm resurrecting you. you have to res me. res me, res me. i'll resurrect you. thank you. thank you. damn, i might be the ghost. what up guys? how we doing? nope, you will not get me. you will not get me, giga. honestly, it's kind of fucked in there. oh my god. oh my god.
22:10 okay, that's okay, that's okay, persistence. got the laundry machine, one of the washing machines in the laundry room. okay, the bathroom's clear. this planter is taking forever to make. i got knocked. okay. i got hit by a table. we just need three more. bro, i'm being chased by furniture. dude, this furniture is everywhere. that was a crazy shock ball. insane, i'm insane with it.
22:46 why are you, your shit is chasing me but i'm chasing you. is the laundry room clear? i believe so. my god. my god. my god. i'm in a world of hurt. i'm breaking the walls of the damn house. i'm in a liminal space. i'm in the back rooms. i can't do anything. i've been knocked out y'all. does this one have?
23:17 although guys, i'm taking a ton of damage. i'm taking a time. i got shocked trying to get to you i'm gonna go down. i'm down. i'm down. oh my baby saving. hey, no treasure jobs do you guys still good? you check anybody? um, i you know, i'm known to play video games. i got to i think i'm very good i got hit more time to save you all no, no, no, that's all this is
23:50 honestly, i'm just see how many times i hit the trapper. most treasures, least damage taken, most revives. mvp, okay. i could be trapper, but if anyone wants to swap. i finally got the we gotta beat giga. yeah. all right. play till you lose. okay. i just got a legendary hat. my god. it's really good. damn. oh my god. you're looking like the web bandit with the gold tooth.
24:27 i haven't been trapped yet because we're gonna try to be slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye. know what i'm talking about? nope. nicki minaj, super bass. how many lyrics do you think you know? 15,000. is it like one per song? i'll get it. i'll get it. if we're casting a wide net or is it like all of the sub coms? it is a good question. i don't know. i don't know if i have an answer for you.
25:01 i'm one of those cast a wide net kind of people. so i'll say something and people will be like, wow, you know so much about music, but i just know like no, i can relate to that. one line per song, you know? i listen to a lot of different types of music. i listen to everything but country and rap. yeah. well, i listen to rap. i can't do country. and anything that's not in english, except for video game songs in japanese. have you guys ever used nail gun? nail guns peak, kate. yeah. really? yeah. oh yeah.
25:33 they all got seems so hard to use. it's like the needler payload. wait, what is that? power gloves? yippee! where do we see the power gloves from? i've never seen this. i saw it in the wizard. it seems hard. oh my god, it's amazing. it's limited use though. so the items with the, with like a construction pattern over it seem like they're limited use. yeah, they run out. just like the bear trap that i hit kate with. bear trap is just, you just launch it, right? yeah, you just throw it.
26:14 i don't think the trapper can see it. i said i don't listen to rap and i said i don't listen to country but i do listen to kid rock. but that's like two negatives multiply to become a positive. so as long as the rap is country or the country is rap, it's okay. ball with the ball. he's got some soulful stuff, man.
26:37 you got any crazy lyrics from him? i've been getting but just can't get in, getting. something like that. i keep walking that thin line. so many toolboxes. whoa. you think kid rock's a guy that has it figured out? no. he's like 50 and so calls himself kid. i'm not going to answer that question. that's for sure.
27:18 oh, baby. why got a hamster tube? oh, what? he's don't do i trapped you. i trapped you. what the hell is this? i'm in a box. i'm in a box. i was like, i hit for 5%. my bad. you can i be you can i me. oh my. i got launched to the next map. no man. some victims in the damn battle past. there's a aggressive table over here.
27:57 nope. holy shit. you will not hit me. sorry to say. say, good try. good try. i see her. i see her. i've got to see this. i've moved. i got the treasure in the kitchen. i'm keeping her busy on the top floor. nope. you cannot hit me. you will not hit me. sorry to say. sorry to say you will not hit me. still keeping her busy on the top floor. nope.
28:41 you know why? cuz there's a big treasure right here. what was that? that's okay. i was thirsty. i was the whole house is angry at me. let's go. holy shit. we have seven treasures. i just got here. no, i missed it. what was on top of you? and you like it. i think i logged myself. okay, she's coming. she's coming.
29:21 oh god, okay, it's in the cactus in the cactus kate. okay. i'm on route. let's go wait, we're awesome i was cooking i was absolutely cooking i actually might have the least damage taken
29:44 i think so? we popped off, man. oh my god. okay, okay. mvp? where's my gloat? least taken damage, trapper hit me. that last treasure you found because of me, i should be number one in treasure. that's an assist. that's a classic assist. i don't know about that. what? i told you where it was. i scanned it.
30:08 yeah but you took it though, you took the that is true, that's that is a on my screen was you. that's a bandit sided map. yeah. water shield. giga was in the walls though. cause like i would be seeing giga and other people would be like the furniture is fucking me up and i'm like what do you mean the furniture is fucking you up? i'm chasing the hot dog right now. going crazy with it. you guys are in trouble now. legendary, guys i have legendary outfits.
30:39 wow, that does look legendary. legendarily nerdy. you're just jealous that you don't have it. excuse me. all right. i've got the yellow hoodie. i'm chilling. you don't have this cool hat. you guys ever been made fun of in an online game? yep. by children calling default andy. nope.
31:07 you've never been made fun of for a default skin. usually you just say something like you sound old bro. you sound like you're 25 which is actually like it hurts twice. i'll go beach. i'll go small launch. i'll go large launch. all right, so i don't remember how to do the traps here. if you don't take that's great. if you don't take jackhammer in your first chest you've fucked up. you fucked up. holy cow. try to catch me.
31:45 you won't be able to. i'll just wait until you run out of the energy. i got you, i got you. let me out. on guard? guess what? i'm invisible. oh my god, i see you though. yeah? i see this. i see your gloves! wait, how do i... surely i should be able to turn off the screen shake. it's very disorienting. just don't get hit.
32:25 what are you doing? you press jump on the person or the spacebar. you can also launch yourself. you're like that and then you yep, yep. she's sus. yep. yep. that's how i caught giga. we were able to do three. we can triple stack. no, we tried.
32:59 start every single round by just getting like a migraine delivered directly to my prefrontal cortex. damn you doing tricks with it. i should have scanned kate and then said i found a treasure. man, i'm stupid. stupid. i'm in.
33:37 is hammer good for lock picking? it seems to be a jack of all trades kind of option. do you think there's on me y'all? be careful near the large lodge. i'm in the small. i'm breaking your ship buddy. okay, okay. i'm, i'm... assault begins. he's drowning me. he's drowning me. good, that'll buy us some time. this guy is absolutely sick. oh crap. i dodged it. i dodged you. get out of your city. get out of your city. i'm stuck.
34:19 get in your city! oh, okay, okay, so he's everywhere. so he's everywhere all at once. okay, okay, michelle yo. guess what? i can also use that. nope. okay, so everything in this room is a trap. all right, all right. now i understand. now i understand how the game is played. it's over. you think you can do that? i don't think so. oh, what the heck? children's bedroom is clear. children's bedroom is clear. i see you. i see you. no, you don't. i think it was this one, right? yeah.
35:10 i was sucking the wrong thing. i've opened up a package or a passage between worlds. all right. i think there's nothing. why can i not go up there? all right, motherfucker. the furniture is following me outside. yeah, come on in bro. come on in. come on in. i got a power washer or something with your name on it.
35:50 did you get cactus? did you get cactus? okay. oh my gosh, the same. i'm gonna extinguish you. i'm gonna extinguish you. oh, i'm dead. i'm dead. i'm flattened. oh, where's flat. crap. you guys on the other side. i'm coming for you. there's gotta be something in here. maybe not. i don't know. no, he's trying to kill me. oh, wait, hold on.
36:14 it's gonna be a long while for me to get there. do i die forever? yes. no, you take the full damage. okay, then i'm good. oh, that fucking changes everything, man. oh no, my jumps are all messed up because i'm flattened. oh god. boom. treasure check. my jumps are so messed up. oh my god. is there anything in this house? oh! kate, you need the resume. i'm in the bathroom across from you. bathroom.
36:53 oh baby. oh my god, i have to open the lock. dude, i can't scan anything. he's coming in, he's going into the sink, be careful! wait, did i? oh no! oh no! oh, i'm wrecking her. oh no, no, no, no. oh my god, giga, giga, giga! i got one, i got one. giga, help us, help us! there's no help for you. there's no help for you.
37:19 something in here is not... there has to be something in this left room here. oh, chad, i'm wrecking him. oh, he's trying to drown me again, dude. he's sick. i'm just playing the lottery now. i'm just breaking everything. oh, man! oh, at least i was about to bonk your head, sinbikdah. what happened? oh, i want a redo? i want to run him back. what do you mean i didn't help? did you see that treasure check? three treasures!
37:55 that's the most treasures in the game. all of them ready up. i got a new build. i'm trying on a new build. jackhammer goes insane. i'm gonna try jackhammer so good for treasure way. i got a new trap. you can start with it. you can start with the jackhammer.
38:21 i think for that map, the hatch is not that good. that's the one i wanted. poor igo, she was just trapped in that room of hell. i could not scan anything because i would get got every time. i'll go sidesteps. i got bridge front. okay, i know what i'm doing on my build now.
38:53 these guys come up with builds now. you say which one's good? jackhammer? jackhammer is crazy. i don't have jack. oh, i got it. i got it. oh, you do. you do. oh, you can bonk on them too. it breaks furniture so fast. fear my fury. what the heck is a bazooka? whoa! what the hell? you don't even need to unlock the door. holy cow. holy cow.
39:40 is it the jackhammer? drill? let me try drill. oh, i tried, i tried drill. i don't know how to work. i'm gonna do jackhammer grinder. i'm feeling, i'm feeling a little crazy. honestly, i think a lot of guys are running that strategy these days. jackhammer, jackhammer. i want to try this. it's a plus one, ryan. thank you, thank you. all this. longest two minutes of my life. ryan's fired off. you hear this? ready for this? doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
40:26 i participate but i'm busy. i understand. i understand the jackhammer way. me when the government tells me to pay my taxes. not i understand. i mean i participate but i'm busy. yeah. alright, i'm ready. i'm ready for y'all. you're not. you're not ready for this. you think you are. you guys are in the raid boss mode now. what the hell was that? oh, open up bro. yeah, yeah, that's right. here, here allow me. allow me though. allow me.
41:18 i can't open this. there's a little like a half wall that i can't get over with my enforcer. there you go. okay. okay. perfect. perfect. i got two already guys. oh god. i wish i could help you. okay. i'll be strong. oh, cindy's coming. i don't think so. i don't think so. oh, thanks for the jam. i didn't see you there. she's going to agro mode.
42:04 okay, well that's simply not fair. he's juggling me. i know exactly. my god, i'm stupid. why am i still in the room? guys, i got his aggro taken care of. don't worry about that. i think we all do. he's everywhere. guys, i already got four gems. holy, okay. i got the fellas aggro. don't worry about that. nope. nope.
42:49 this living room is totally clear. we need to go up, man. we need to go up. nope. nope. nope. nope. okay, that doesn't work. wait, wait, wait, wait. giga, come over here. get on me. get on top of me. get on top of me. okay, okay. i'm getting on. i'm on. i'm on. wait. there you go. okay, there's got to be something here. the 500 traps at once. i've been thrown out the window. he hates me. i see him up there. i fucking see him up there. i see him. i see him.
43:26 sorry to say you won't. sorry to say you won't. sorry to say you won't. the children's ottoman! the children's ottoman! the children's the chest of drawers in the children's room! okay, okay. oh, that this room is okay. okay. no you won't. no you won't. no you won't! okay, i tanked it. i tanked it. i took that bullet for you. fucking shit is broken. he's setting off traps while i'm dead. get over here. i'm stuck at the door! you need a rez?
44:09 i need a little something. it'll pick me up. i'm breaking the whole fucking room. sorry to say, you won't catch me. sorry to say, you will not catch me. what are you doing with that bed there? i've broken your bed. holy... oh shit! i got the gem out! i got the gem out! giga just go to the children's room and pick it up! okay, okay. i oh, i think he has it. he has it. what the hell is even that? zivik does here! i'm gonna get him. i can't move!
44:55 i'm just breaking the whole house. i don't give a fuck. i'm done. i dropped it! what the heck? it made me drop it! because i hit you. i hit you, dude. that's right. three jackhammers? we could turn this place. we could turn this place over. oh my god. the door's getting in the way, man. got the gem. oh, baby. alright, alright. well, that's just not nice. nothing left in the kitchen. alright, i don't think there's anything in there. i think it's bottom left room. top floor, go bottom left. i think.
45:32 nice try kid. can i open this lock? there's a lock here. there's a lock here. one more treasure yell. you tried. please, please, please, please, please. you got freaking lucky man. no, not that, not that. okay. i got the gem guys. we did it. yes. dude. i guess i kept getting stuck on doors trying to run away and i also don't know why it dropped that treasure when i was running away. gem count please. gem count. i think i got three. gem count.
46:13 look at the gem. look at the trevor hit. holy shit. she got seven treasures. good lord. i couldn't hit kate at all. i was literally parkouring so hard. two of those gems are because i got stuck on the door and got hit. i just got the most insane perk. it's over for you. what is this? ko state of improved control. you're not ready.
46:47 i honestly think i've got the greatest strategy, which is just break everything in the house with a jackhammer. yeah, that's what i was doing. or maybe the strat is scan and use the jackhammer to break the traps and then break all the furniture.
47:05 okay, i gotta tell you this, the ones that attack you, the furniture that attack you cannot have jam in them. that makes perfect sense. yeah, correct. if you remember that, oh, like, you know, this fridge attacked you, then that fridge does not have the jam. that's a lot to remember. i'll level with you. i don't know if the strategy matters that much for me right here. i'm literally going in there. i'm just breaking every piece of furniture i see. i may not even scan.
47:42 what if i go throughout my strat and it's just a scan, scan, scan, keep moving through rooms and scanning and not even trying to break it first? oh, wait a sec. and then remembering the location of absolutely every piece of treasure. yep, yep, i'll just keep it in my brain and i won't forget it. okay. not once. i think if you wanna keep one single melee weapon, screwdriver, hammer, and crowbar, i think that's the best weapon to use to get the trapper.
48:12 yeah, really well i got him i got him with the grinder though pretty good. she might be yeah, the way because you can follow them with it a little better than you should ever follow him i think you can send them messages no not signing off on that one i
48:43 home is where i want to be. i'm trying a new thing. if the joke doesn't work, sing a song by the talking heads or maybe quote like a david lynch movie really quick and get them back. it's working out. it's working out. yes, it hasn't been working. but do we call out where we're going? nope. i'm excited to see what happens. look at that. look at that. what? we don't need to. that's right, i can do this. literally fuck your house, man.
49:26 i have never used plunger gun before? i, to be honest with you, have no clue what it even does. the hell is that? i'm assuming it shoots plunger? nothing here. undefeated. nope. sorry to say, you will not you will not hit me. i'm insane. i'm actually insane. alright, alright. fast travel. i found him, he's inside of this thing. oh shit. guys, the furniture's rebelling. oh my god, guys, plunger gun is literally faster than the jackhammer.
50:14 that one? at breaking stuff? yeah. what the fuck? i'm going to outer space with you, bro. i see sinvicta. sin is running around. i got him! i hammered him! that stuns for so long. okay, i got two bottom left. i'm kind of feeding, guys. alright, i got two gems. sorry, say you will not get me. sorry, say you will not get me. how's this bathroom looking? ooh, something in here. i don't think there's any. oh, there's bathroom. no, toilet, toilet, toilet.
51:03 you cannot steal my dead giga. i was helping. i was helping. what the fuck man? this bathroom is rich with treasure. actually it's rich with traps which means there's no treasure. you will not hit me. how did that not hit you? his room got something. got it?
51:37 my god, we have nine of them. i do i can't dodge man. i got you again. that is not a good. that's not a good trapper house. how did you do that? how did you do that? there's no there's nowhere nearly enough. i was thinking i was literally tanking. what is what is?
52:07 the profile pic when you're the trapper look like that. see that picture? yeah. run it back one more quick one. yeah. i'll make it even quicker because uh... oh shit. that is not a good trapper house at all. wait what was that? let's vote for that one again. i was popping off that one.
52:36 which what do you think is a good trap or else which one do you want? i don't know. this is only the what the third third map i'm playing or fourth people see how the coastal casa goes. i'll go square. i'll go boulevard. yeah this place is huge. oh wait, can i change my purse wrong thing? i just took the wrong thing. okay. yeah, can we go back? yeah. yeah. yeah, i won the plunger plunger was op stuff yeah
53:16 okay, let's do it. i got the plunger gun. they're pings. shit. wait. oh, hey, by the way, i got pick up duty tonight. pog. i gotta take our daughter to the playground or she's gonna that's right. that's right. you should probably kill me in my sleep if i don't take her to the playground. no, for real. i don't think brian is exaggerating. she was pressed on tuesday when we were like, it drizzled, we can't go to the playground.
53:47 for real. she's like her father, she kind of catastrophizes. yeah, it's like, oh, the world is ruling. we're not, i waited for this all day. this always happens. oh, god. it's becoming a habit. it's becoming a habit is so crazy. it is so crazy.
54:11 she said that? i've never said that to her. dude, it's becoming a habit. that's so good. we have never said that to her. that sounds like a teacher line, like probably a teacher saying that to the kid. oh, i think she said that or it's becoming a habit? i used to have a teacher that would say that. any time a kid would do something bad twice, they'd be like, it's becoming a habit. that might be it. we have never said that to her.
54:41 oh hell nah. yeah, she should start talking like that. she should not talk like that. she should not say hell nah. i ain't the one. i ain't the one. you yelled at her when she said jesus christ. i didn't yell at her. i made it apparent to her that she'll get in trouble if she says it again. not from us, but from other individuals. oh yeah. where's the lock? i see it. i see it. hey buddy, your whole house is fucked just so you know.
55:27 i'm treating this shit like danny mcbride and walton goggins treated that lady's house in season one of vice principals. what the heck? quiet, calm down. oh, god. oh. my ass just... is there a... can i say something? did i get better? you cannot get me. what the heck? no. what? chill, boy. wait, what? i have glitched into a different room? oh my god, they're hitting us with the remember treasure can be found in furniture. are we that bad? oh, shit picked up! bottom left clear. what could i not shoot...
56:31 my god, he fucking flattened me now. i'm under the i'm under the rug bro. you will not get me. this is a joke to you. it's not a joke to me i have to go back where i was. i know where the gym is some victim made me fly out okay bathroom, maybe tub maybe tub there we are. yes, man beautiful. oh, oh, oh, oh
57:08 oh, i broke the sound barrier dude. nope. i saw you coming. where are you? where are you at? where are you at? i'm coming for you. man, i'm crawling like a bike through these suburban streets. hold on, let me open that door. what's going on? i take the free oh, he's what the what's going on in this household? it's t.o.b. he's protecting the t.o.b. he's scared.
57:41 never scared. i'm breaking this shit, obviously. he's terrified. shaking. oh, what the heck? thank you. yeah, literally it shouldn't have gone down like that, just so you know. where am i? there must be something in there, but i can't really... oh, city! come over here! okay, not the table. you want to come out, don't you? what's going on? come out, come out, wherever you are. guys, i'm stuck on a... i bugged out on a table.
58:24 i didn't take any damage, so don't be mad. how did you not take damage from that? i have absolutely no idea. i dodged out, buddy. i dodged out. you know what? i will get this. watch out, y'all. oh, i got this. it's not this. oh, oh, oh. i'm kiting. i'm kiting. nice, nice. okay. yeah, obviously that's not hitting me, so i wouldn't worry about that. yeah, i think there's nothing more for right there. i want the hammer. oh, baby kogar.
59:03 that's really bad. he got me with the corner that should do double damage. i'm stuck in a tornado dude. what do you guys think about that cactus? looking a little sus. get over here. aw, i got you, i got you. help me. where is the last two? is he in that table? i'm breaking all of his shit man. he's trying hard on this upper left here. there's literally no furniture left.
59:50 this is crazy. 90% trap damage? wait, we're gonna lose. we just need to find two more gems. finally, i found one. oh, giga. right side of the house is mighty safe. i'm gonna say never mind on that. there's someone taking damage! let's go! one left. can i see a stat? furniture destroyed.
1:00:26 i broke every piece of furniture in the right side of the house. i'm sorry, i did. i would say i was the tank for that round.
1:00:46 i did get ryan with a double trap in the corner though. that was pretty good. i should have taken way more damage because you hit me with the bed once but my character model just glitched out and stood on top of it doing the fall animation for like a minute and a half. i got a new trap. is there a leak for this game? because i'm like, i'm sleek with it. no trap can hit me.
1:01:08 well, y'all, it was a great day of gaming. thank you. thank you for joining, guys. thanks for the invite. good night, y'all. see you. this was fun. bandit trap. good friend slop. by the way, if the devs are watching, friend slop is literally a compliment.