Just one more spin (Gamble With Your Friends)
Northernlion2026-05-04Gamble With Your Friends
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tickets all spent guys, tickets are already spent. you can reroll if you want, you can spend two tickets on a reroll. let me go, let me go to the casino! the machines are hot, i don't want them to take my machine! so here's the tech, here's the tech.
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wait and see what's in the mystery box and then devise a strategy around it. what is it? it's a microphone? i cracked it. what is it? bonus draw. i used it on accident. oh my god. go get in there. get in there. press one. we gotta go. that was really funny. so you song bought it. ludwig opened it, squeaks picked it up and then used it.
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1:05
wait who's going who's going for something heavy? i cast a buff around you so we get bigger wins
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oh, you know i'm a dreamer but my heart is cold i had a runaway high holy fuck stop gambling stop gambling i lost half my money one more spin i swear one more spin oh my god
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we can afford it. we can afford it. 290. no more, no more, no more, no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more. no more
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there's no reason to stay, we even got our bonus objective. yeah, i started with 1000 bucks. ludwig killed it. i'm hot right now. i'm also hot right now. oh, should we spin a little bit more? stop, stop, stop. all right, i'm out. i'm in the green, that's all that matters to me. for the good of everyone. i'm in the green. okay, i gotta stop, i gotta stop, i gotta stop. okay, gg, gg, let's leave.
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2:32
we can probably leave early. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. thank god i use a 10% draw. it would be so devious if they didn't let you leave till the day was done. there's no way we would have the impulse control. the casino where they lock the doors. wait, what? imagine.
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2:57
wait, that item you had was insane. yeah, you sing and then it like doubles the amount you win or something. yeah. so i was just singing in the middle of the wheels and your jackpots got multiplied. who just really wanted to sing. that's a ton of tickets. you are banned from spending our tickets. i bought last time. i'll save this time.
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you better get to the ticket's fast before youson spends it. you can sequence break by going out the window. okay, okay, be patient, patient. we're all in this together. we're all in this together. re roll? oh, increased profit while drunk.
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wait, you know what we could do? you could combine the increase the limit with the free max bet. oh shit. and then you could do a single bed of like $1,000.
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my god on one roulette number. you pick it up in the game. yeah. not yet. no, not yet. it'll happen though. how many days do you think you have to go? 32,000. 100 minutes. i'm the opposite of father of two right now. you got two dads? there's your thing. okay. thank you. my drink.
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4:58
who bought random item? okay, wasn't me you saw whatever you use it on yeah, it has to be whatever the highest tv play is so don't listen can you press q right now on your keyboard does that work? you know, it does i will just lost item to you. i will just lock. okay, perfect maybe you didn't maybe didn't
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sorry, i got so mad. oh, we're already there. so this is this is i prevent losing. yeah. well nearby. i don't know how that works. let's go. where's the wheel? it's different. okay, keep talking. i'm so drunk. can you push the button? can you push the button? oh shoot. no, i pushed the button.
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6:01
stop gambling! stop gambling! what are you saying? i think she's having a stroke, man.
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i want that, that was me. are you okay? she's drunk, bro. she's drunk. she's drunk. i'm not. your voice was so crazy. the jackpot hunter. oh, okay. okay. okay. okay. that's a good idea.
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and i love that you're speaking up here. oh no, now we gotta gamble more because we're low. well, we gotta win the eight extra tickets. wait, wait!
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kory, why don't you stand in the middle of the slot machine and then use your statue? we'll all max bet. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. you got a statue. okay, okay. max, max, max. max, max. use it, use it, use it, use it. i'm raising it, i'm raising it. i'm going, i'm going. oh my god. oh my god. holy shit. yes! oh my god, i'm doing it, i'm doing it.
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it's over, it's over, it's over! it's over, it's over! it's over, it's over! holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy shit. holy
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kate you sounded so funny when you were drunk you sounded you were like, can you hear the blood for me i can't hear the blood holy shit we fucking took these crooks for all their worth. oh
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that's alright, that's fine that was awesome man it turns out the items are good just great day at work everyone great day at work great day
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8:43
squeaks, you missed an hour of us going all in, losing, shooting someone in the face to get 500 bucks. immediately someone else spends the money and loses it. so we have to shoot somebody else in the face to get 500 bucks. listen, i was using the item, okay? i didn't get the damn limo, kory! ow! why am i getting beat up? because i don't have a good aoe for kory. i'm getting beat up with kory!
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i think i just lost two more dollars because of that. oh, wait, i think you're right. what does inbred luck mean? holy shit, the graph is gonna look awesome. look at this. look at this. wait, that doesn't look that good. but you actually had an awesome day you saw and you kind of you brought yourself back a little. yeah. yeah. still still at minus nine 20 tickets. so many tickets. huge 20 tickets.
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oh, run, run, run, run. we're gonna go to the tickets. don't let anyone run. holy fuck, she had such a god spawn. i'm last, i'm so sorry. yeah, yeah, you need that, you need that. mystery box, thank you. spins for a chance to revert your last loss. my wifi mystery box, you suck. kate, it could be anything. we should reroll, reroll, reroll. it could even be another mystery box. reroll, reroll, reroll. why is it gonna be garbage, you suck? i know, but it's game over. rolls back time while active increase profit nearby. oh my god. yeah, yeah, grab it and sing, grab it and sing.
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i think you're bad at gambling.
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hey, yeah, can you get my gamma gamma gamma let me in let me in on a gamble it does i don't i don't understand how in the the end it said you were negative 600. yeah. yeah, i think it's way to use the golden spin while you singing i can increase the max. yes. we can go jesus christ, let me think about this jesus craw fuck
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it's not me, it's not me with the mic. i'm trying to call him. guys, we could have hacked this on ryan's cruise. second floor, the second floor. second floor, yo, let's go. everyone chill, chill, chill cuz we gotta scope it out first to see what kind of games they got. i have a statue. it implies they chose the five floors. corey, don't speak into the mic.
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holy shit, what the fuck is this? wait, wait, wait
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no restraint restraint. no, fuck it. i'm all in. i'm cashed out.
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you did get the win there. wait, i think i lost a lot of money. squeaks my hero. you song this game is so sick. yeah, hell yeah. wait, what happens when you get drunk your winnings increase? increase profit while drunk. okay, i actually trust you 100% on this side of the penguin game.
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it has a chance to fall every time you step, but the further it gets the more money you get.
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uh, okay okay. you just click it. let me do it. let me do it. like with every step the profits increase. i think we should do minimum. okay maybe half? let's do half. yeah send it. okay. i mean i just lost on the third one but i believe you. step. oh you're doing it! you're doing it! okay i think we should cash out. smart smart cash out. and then go again. oh my god i want so much money. ryan i want so much money. i know i know i don't go again you got the hot hand. stop stop stop!
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that's right happens it happens keep it up
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we won we won we're clear we're clear the hell is this man we have enough we have enough
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i'm up. i'm way up. i'm way up. oh
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we don't have a gun. i think someone you need to stop
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i'm out, i'm out, i'm out. no! he won, let's go, let's go! bro, we got 300 bucks to play with.
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i have a really good game for $300 though. i lost sight of who i was. oh my god, we made it. we fucking made it! sorry everyone. we did great today. what a bummer. i'm smoking on the run bro. what the fuck? i lost so much money. i think i bet 9,000 on wheel spins. it's the 9,000 we will never remember. oh. god, i love this game.
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15:36
they do need to make a way to drag someone out. like if two people could team up and drag a person out of the casino, it would be so sweet. wait! there probably is the baseball bat, you're right! dude, the penguin game is so good. it's great. it's actually...
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go go go go go. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god oh my god, i can't afford the camera. oh
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what do we buy? i don't think we buy any of this capture a winning player for extra profit
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you can't keep buying mystery box. look, i'm not the person that was a problem. you definitely are bro. i don't know. it looks green on the top right. oh my god. family meeting, family meeting, family meeting. okay, okay, okay, okay. oh shit. apparently two rules. one, you can pick somebody up after knocking them down with a baseball bat. huge. don't try to make it with your time. yeah, test it right now but i think i'm pretty sure the baseball bat. there's a baseball bat right here.
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in the lobby, in the lobby. okay. oh. so ready? ow. do it, do it, do it. oh, and i can pick up tate. hello, tate. see what you get. yes, tate.
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bro, that wasn't yours, man. that was yu's song's thing. why would you do that? get ticket on profit? oh, this is just if i win. that means you have to win, yeah. hey, we need to double our money. but the penguin game, kory. i'm pretty good. you got the alcohol. whatever you want to play, let me hack the keypad so we can increase the max bet. oh my god.
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yes, the only thing is if it goes wrong they can't even get in the damn elevator they're jacking each other immediately every man for themselves where's penguin game wait?
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wait, wait, rng maybe it's downstairs this time. maybe it's downstairs. oh shit. center floor, center floor. bad spawn, bad spawn for penguin. okay, so you just press the middle. all right, caiten, i'm gonna hack the keypad on this one, you ready? okay. holy shit, we can bet, we can bet three grand on this beast. go, go, go! no! oh my god. go, go, go!
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oh my god our money! go again! go again! oh my fucking god. whoa who had the best set to 1.6 here?
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i'm winning money? huge, huge, we're back, we're back. what happened to my... you know what i mean. i don't understand this game. go, go, go, go, go, you're still drunk. you're still drunk, there's still hope. i'm drunk. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? what happened to our money? did you go all in on the penguins? what?
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there's gotta be a way to get a little scratch. there's gotta be a way to get a little scratch.
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wait for this to die down do anything
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you were drunk. i think it's gg. yeah. i think we should sell ryan. are you? i'm literally top fragging. i am on my screen. what? really? i'm mine. i'm 1.64 k.
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he's at 4k. oh, there's a wait the leaderboard on the right. yeah for me. you're zero wait, yeah go to floor one come in here come in here. where's the guy? this floor so comforting now before we lost all of our money i think it's a lobby
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i'm selling all of his organs. apparently there's a guy in the parking lot. fuck it, i'll keep smoking. under this light maybe? squeeze is picking me up. oh, the taxi? could be the taxi. no i'm not! lamborghini, lamborghini. there's a lot of lamborghinis. you don't want the smoke.
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wait, you can't sell them. i have to sell them. he framed me. i didn't do anything. you were drunk. guys, i think it's it for us. oh, man. no, where's the guy? devs? devs in chat? devs? i think we needed to get the gun. i think we have to have a gun. devs, give us money, please. where can i sell this guy?
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i mean he was worth something. what would you say if we were on? nobody wants me. i'm literally top fragging and nobody wants me. you're not top. i am top fragging on my screen chat back me up. you know, they're doing your screens wrong. you are you have your plus zero on my screen.
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i'm selling i'm selling does anyone want to buy my screen? i'm yours. i'm i'm i'm i'm getting lost that starts with dollars. nobody cares. what are you doing with them out there? i'm selling him. here's how i feel about you corey. oh yeah. oh wow shit. i'm free. no he's gonna grab me though. hello.
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you think they're gonna do that thing where it's a giant cornfield with a ditch? yeah. 100%. maybe. god, i would hate it if someone picked me up. zero is so embarrassing. kade, kade, kade. that is so bad. i told you! i told you to stop drinking.
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yippee! guys, it's my bad. it's my bad. here, this is my wall. just kill me. you're the smartest guy i've ever met. you're blaming your drunk wife. here, do something with my body. it's funny every time. this is so sad. how did you do that? ragdoll, bottom. ohhh. do you think there's a way to rob the casino like a heist? the gun maybe. do you think you can shoot the guys with a gun? let's shoot the patrons. what? sorry, i don't know. i'm thinking of ideas. excuse me? you didn't do anything.
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i didn't feel right about it.
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it was nice. it did go crazy at the beginning. yeah, look at this the hard carry. good job. imagine if we won though. i mean that would have been crazy. shout out everyone who went positive though seriously. bro, 145 you can't even buy a nintendo wii. alright? you're talking like you have thousands of dollars. nintendo wii! we all went positive. oh my god. i'm the monster. i'm the monster. yeah, the penguins got the best of you, eh?
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i think it's the drunkness. i'm back gamers, i'm back. great news! it's a new day guys! it's a new day! i can't look! i can't look! i'm not gonna get there. oh no. no alcohol. what is this? okay, grab some shit. grab some shit. who hit us? mystery box. triple? it's only mystery boxes, bro.
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reroll reroll active losses is good good luck right i mean oh gg can you do
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my shirt's for skins. what the hell? my defense is op, bro. hey, stop them from desaparating the ball in front of me. fucking air ball. how do i get here? motherfucker. sorry, sometimes someone's just got to come lay down the law. nice try. okay, let's go gamble. oh, gambling. i forgot about the gambling.
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hell yeah. let's go gamble. wait, what's going on? you got uppies bro, you got uppies. let's go gamble. okay, so we're going chill mode again. we're going chill mode. we don't have a gun, but i think we can hold people accountable through the efforts of public shame. excuse me, excuse me, my item. oh my god, i want a gun.
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i'm shooting the last, last we should put squeaks in charge of the gun because he was the highest earner in the last run. i feel like that shows he's i'll allow that. i'll allow that. okay. but don't okay, squeaks. i want you to know, don't it would be so funny if you just shot me. it would be so funny. don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. don't do it, don't do it. oh my god.
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i'll show i'll show some restraint. it's rng. it's rng. we're like body part that you lose. okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't bet, don't bet. watch this. okay, you just won a ton of money. yeah. take that and triple it. oh my gosh, really? yeah, yeah. or lose it all. who loses to ryobitis? yes! no! we're rich!
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holy cow, and we hit the challenge we can go let's go. let's get out of here, bro i hit blackjack on a max bed a little i didn't even get to gamble dude. wait, i didn't get to use my gun. oh
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that's good, that's good! wait, you can gamble here! oh, you can gamble outside! wait, what the hell? where? it's blackjack! oh, wait. is this a bug? definitely a bug, right? i don't see that. they're like, in the world.
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wait, wait, wait. but new innovation in casino devilry? put some tables outside. waiting for your uber? exactly. when people try to leave, they're like, i might as well, i left the casino. i might as well gamble a little bit more. you can get a free ride with one single hit. yeah.
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dude this my crazy graphic i was square at the end. i was genuinely fake to mine's fake it was i got it, i'm sorry, it's just math it's math i was like fifth up that's so embarrassing. oh my god. it's always spinning me. what is that? oh
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you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop. you gotta stop.
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oh dude perfect i'm playing like the phillies
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yeah, yeah, pitch it to the net. i'm curious. i hope you didn't buy a deep mystery box. kate, i couldn't. someone literally fucking killed me before i could. i threw away the mystery box. how did you get the mustache? what is that? hey, hey, hey, wait, you got a beard from that? what are you talking about? how did you get the beard? what? i can't see myself.
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are you guys trolling me? that's where the tickets went. you look like you have a pair of meta ray bans at home. oh, you got to retrieve it from this fellow. i saw ryan flating like you saw him and then he came up with a beard. oh, all right. ready? you're going. yeah. exactly like the art i've been conditioning. bearded ryan blowing you. all right, guys, i got this. don't worry.
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remember you get shot. no, it was at the ducks. you sent it to the ducks again. oh, oh, blackjack. blackjack's good. kate, you can play multiple machines at the same time while you're drunk. why can't i play? oh my god. minimum one tank. and we made it. we made it.
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we're not we're not over anymore
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we're back, we're back, we're back. we're clear. we're clear. we're clear. we're not clear. stop it.
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we're clear, we're clear, we're clear, we're clear! wait, now we got too much money. we gotta gamble a little bit of this. maga fucker, man.
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no, i'm gonna win! i'm hot! boy i just won! i just won the jackpot! i won a jackpot! i won a jackpot!
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we have so much money now. one machine is odd. you should have seen this when we added this to legal company. okay. we're not doing bad. no, we're doing awesome. yeah. i think we're getting a little bit in a little bit confident here and i feel like you know, i've seen one person walk in and spend 9k in about two seconds. i think we have i think we have floor two.
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nice to be positive. yo hear me out, divide and conquer. penguin. we send the best gamblers to floor two and the bronze gamblers stay on floor one. i think we all have to be on the same floor because i don't think we can use the elevator. what about setting an allowance? that's true. an allowance is a good idea. come on, come on. go, go, go, go, go, go, go. yeah, your allowance is as much money as you made for the team on the right. i think just everyone gets to bet no more than $1,000. what the fuck?
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i'm guarding the shop for the igl. i'm guarding the shop for the igl. this weird. thank you. keeps hitting us. shouldn't shouldn't let big the iron. all right, you can go in. you can go in. okay. reroll really suck ass.
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oh, hey the prevent your loss is actually pretty good. that's amazing. how did you do that? i'm gonna naruto run into it. i'm gonna naruto run into it. i don't think so oh my god, dude guys, it's like it's the it's the speedrun cytology oh shit, there's another bat there's another bat get the bat oh fuck oh shit, oh shit, i'm in there get his weapon get his weapon
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i'm not sure. i'm not sure you can sell your body parts here. oh
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oh, for tickets. for tickets you can body shred. oh, what'd you do? are you shredding? get in there. all right, but if i put you in, if i go in there with you, please just take my eye. yeah. i think you actually died, dude. oh fuck, no! he's in, he's in, he's in! get up, get up! oh my god. oh my god. no, no, no, no!
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i want to make sure it's right. i'm doing i. what a surprising. there's only two options on that guy. okay, okay. so you can spend these to bring it back as well.
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go back in go back in if i go blind i'm gonna freak out. oh, no, you're right. you're right we got good items we could go all in and then buy back our body parts later. yeah let's get out of here wait, this is crazy what about a daily limit $1,000 spend don't spend more than a rack. okay a rack each. okay
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i love my body. i love my body. i'm above the limo right now. i love every single part of my body. i don't know if i'm being held. you saw? i'm stuck on the uh... hit him with the bat. hit him with the bat. where's the bat? no, you might need it. is he good? i think he unstuck. i unstuck my stuff. alright, one grand each.
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he kind of cut out at the end. yeah, what happens after warming down a thousand? yeah, no one's listening to your allowance, bro. we're in freaking the gambling floor. oh, we don't have people we don't have um floor two yet. oh, we don't have floor two yet. okay. we also have uh the preventances so we can max out. oh, we should oh shit. all right, who's gonna hold first? i'll hold you guys do that. i gotta get i gotta do street craps. okay. are you guys ready? are y'all max back? yeah ready? yeah. okay. spin spin spin spin.
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what's happening?
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i don't know what happened.
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you hit the probably the bed, but you pick up the dice and throw them bro, bro we got it. we gotta get a seven on street crash. oh, i see. oh my god i lost though. it's got to be on the first roll his first roll anymore
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guys, we got our seven. we got our seven. i know i just i started the game. sure. sure. sure. i believe you. god damn it. huge. man, we have floor two tomorrow. i'm actually cracked at penguin game. i think penguin games a scam. i'll give up one eyeball tomorrow for why? just for more tickets. yeah, for synergy. yeah.
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i don't i like my eyes. yeah, but i might like a more you might like tickets more than your eyes. can i just say our social code is a little warped because when you're in last and they're gonna take one of your eyes, like you have no incentive not to keep sending it, you know? that's a good point. that is a good point. you win back your eyes. what if we threaten to socially ostracize the last place person? okay, then i will never gamble again. we have misaligned incentives.
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i gotta make my money back. i gotta make my money back. yeah, i need a faster computer right now. worst spawn of all time. oh my gosh, i ran the wrong way. motherfucker! oh my god, you saw. i think these are bad. i think these are bad. wait. i think we should take both of eyes out of you, so. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. volunteer yourself, you saw. hit him, hit him, hit him, hit him. volunteer yourself, you saw.
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we're taking his eyes. get him. open the shredder. open the shredder. it's open. it's open. it's waiting for him. it's messed up with the power dynamics. that's awesome. that's so awesome. come on out, buddy. lord of the flies mother fuckers, you. you get them again. that's so sweet. and the almighty conch shell of a baseball bat. very funny.
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luckily, nothing like that will ever happen to me. so i don't have to worry about the ramifications of that. can someone give me my eye back, please? we have nine tickets now. i mean, we're not going to take your eye and then not spend the tickets. let's be realistic here. you're okay. you're okay. you're okay. you're okay. come on out.
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fuck it, pick him up, put him in the car. really funny that you sold me for parts, everyone. okay, you buy a random item every round. that's true. yeah, but it's carried us, it's gotten us this far. oh man. guys, he's getting big designs. i think we need to take his body.
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we got a gun oh shit. oh shit. that's my gun. i get my book. yeah but you wish you could go back to when you had two eyes money wheel dude all three all the money wheel wait wait wait do it do it do it okay? oh shit
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42:21
hit 10x brother, yeah. oh shit. oh. oh rewind time, oh yeah rewind time. go ahead rewind time, that's fine.
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42:39
what's happening? wait, we made it! we made it! i didn't even gamble. i didn't do anything today. i just watched a dude play a slot machine. i mean, i fucking gotta play whatever the fuck this is at least.
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43:00
we should get out of here for real. we're at 19k. we're at 19k. we have enough tickets to get you songs i back. yeah. where's ryan? ryan? i didn't even i don't know. how does this game work? we gotta go. how does this one work? oh my god. jesus. it's so over. how does it can somebody tell me how it works and i'll leave you cash out whenever you cash out whenever. why are we losing our money?
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43:31
yes, get it twisted. my rocket crashes immediately every single time.
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43:47
we had some extra tickets. so i bought some cosmetics. guys, we cannot go. wait, what? who's spending money? ludwig! i got him. i got him. i got him. all right, let's go. we made it. we made it. let's go. i have a friend who lost $400,000 on that game. no way.
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44:14
yeah, but it turns out he became one of the most successful youtubers. his name is mr beast. i don't know if you heard that. oh, okay. oh, you mean jimmy. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. worked out for that guy. worked out for that guy. from the x men? yeah, that was him. from survivor, actually. let's go. look at this. beautiful. that was big. did we do the challenge? i didn't think we had one. i don't think there was any. weird. thanks for seeing my mape on. oh, no problem. you can get it back.
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44:49
apparently we did do the challenge. oh hi roller. hey huge w you saw get the meat grinder on your eye back the saw factory yeah, yeah quick before they spend all the tickets. yeah my eyes get in there getting there. well, i'm getting in there the pet is posting. oh
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45:18
oh my god you took his mouth. yeah, all right that's really funny though. that's really funny. oh dude so many tickets to spend. then throw his head in the basketball net.
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45:46
oh my god, oh my god, ryan, you're a monster wait wait wait from downtown i don't think you throw them that far can you yeah? where's my bow tie go? this is a monster. where's my bow tie? wait, wait, can you crouch here and i'll jump on your head? yeah. yeah. yeah, i can boost you oh, fuck. yeah. oh, okay. okay. oh shit
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46:13
he's kind of making a little bit of noise. he's probably saying do it do it that's what the timber wolves did to the nuggets man, oh, i don't think we should give him the mouth back
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46:41
okay, do you want your eyes or your body? you kind of got to pick. my body, you dick. all right, welcome back. can you hear me or can i talk? yeah, yeah, we can hear you. we can hear you. okay, great use of aapi month everyone. yeah, we all hear you. yeah, yeah, yeah. who the hell is this?
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47:08
they spent his eyeball money. they spent his eyeball money. they genuinely did wearing your eyeball. damn. wait, is that all we got? dude, that's a blood bow tie, okay? that's like a blood. i feel nothing. i'm not cosmetic. corey, do it. do it. oh my god. on what? where do we go all in? okay, i don't know bro. put it on. dude, put it on the rocket game. put it on the rocket game.
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47:37
all in on the rocket game. i don't know how the right game works. here, here, watch this. watch. i'll demonstrate for you on a minimum bet. yeah. you play 800 is minimum. you cash out. penguin game. wait for three. yeah. where's my cash out? good cash out. yeah. you cash out when you think you've had enough. oh shit. he's in for eight grand for free. oh my god. there's no way. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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48:03
it didn't do anything. yeah, it didn't do anything man. you didn't lose the money. yeah, he had a golden, a golden ticket.
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48:18
i saw that. i saw that. my heart is racing. this better be, okay, okay. i was trying to look for the penguin, i don't think it's here. that's huge. my god, somebody just wants 9,000? song, are you up here? i am up here, dude. hey, hey, what are you doing? it's over.
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48:42
i'm doing one the saddest single pachinko ball. it's over again. oh my god. i have no idea apparently, oh, oh, oh, oh we win those. oh, it's just over under. all right. i'm in for max bet guys i just won $9,000 did you really i did
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49:15
you should cash out. i did. shoot him, shoot him. put him in the crystal. i don't put me in the hey, hey, hey, hey. okay, people are just crowding me. i think i'm making money. i think i'm making money right now. i think i'm making money. i'm literally top fragging.
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49:42
holy fuck, holy fuck my heart my fucking heart guys. we're almost there. we need five grand. oh
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50:07
oh shit, oh shit lock in! ooooh!
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50:22
my heart rate went up to 94 my heart rate went up to 94.
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50:41
how did you save $70,000? i did a half max bet on blackjack, immediately got blackjack. he's in the elevator behind you bro. you saw. come on.
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51:05
holy fuck. make it stop, make it stop. shoot him with a gun. fuck it, i'll play one more real quick. i won, i won, go, go, go. this is awesome. this is awesome.
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51:38
okay, okay, okay. holy fuck. what a rush. hey wait, do you think you saw him? do you think you could pick up from there? shit. man.
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52:05
oh my god, it looks like we should all try to pick each other up. we're all on pause and we're gonna unlock floor three now. this is insane, man. good thing i didn't tell you that at the end. i think a gun is a really necessary tool to motivate people to change the ground. okay, we get it. you're from america. okay, we get it. damn.
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52:26
holy shit. i love using the gambling coin and losing just makes it a little guy. i'm amazing. holy shit. can i say that was vanilla too. there were no items on that one. can i have my eye back? no, we got 27 tickets this time. no, i want to buy some more cosmetic can i have my eye back please? yes. what are you doing? i'm guarding.
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53:09
squeaks, squeaks, do you have a trench coat now? squeaks is gonna be in a tuxedo now. wait, somebody ragdoll. somebody ragdoll. let me see this guy. take me over to this guy. i want to see him. okay, ragdoll. oh my god. i was trying to do my own eye. you bought it on a suit. you spent it on a suit. pick him up. pick him up. pick him up.
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53:39
yeah, yeah! wait, can you grab a bat, ryan? can you fucking put me down before i spew it? i'm gonna fucking freak it. i want my eye back. let's go!
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53:56
wait, i need my eye! how do i sell my clothes? wait, now i need to sell my f***ing clothes. uhh, what is statement on fast fashion? i'm locking in, i'm entering a meditative state for gambling. yes, i'm ready to gamble. wait, umm, how much does an eye cost? 7 tickets. 7, 7. third floor? no, third floor. second floor.
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54:30
is it like you're very attached to my god? anyone else feeling like a little overstepped? no, bro. i finally feel normal. what is this? i'm all in. oh, fuck. i'm not all in. that's way too much money. he danced! we did it immediately! go, go, go! all our money! did he win? i don't think he won. oh, what is going on, man? corey, i haven't played yet. i haven't played. dude, let's go!
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55:00
fuck 13 versus nine i hit. sorry, we went back on the next one. huge, double the bet. okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. it took your mouth. shit. what did you take? what did he take? your body. i shot your body.
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55:29
i'll let you be a donkey head but i have to serve. somebody pick me up. somebody pick me up please. what happened to ryan? he shot my body off because i lost 30 grand to blackjack. oh my god. we watched our money. i'm making money.
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55:51
wait, ryan's gambling chain is not in your ryan's gamble! well stop getting the cash out button because you keep moving me away! i got you out, i got you out. oh my god. oh my god. if this is what love is hey! what the fuck dude? what the fuck? cash me out! i'm up! cash me out! guys, what the fuck is that? the screen just came down. what?
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56:18
oh, screen just came down. oh shit. oh, never mind. okay, it's gone. can you take me to a table at least so i can... we're fucked, man. corey, are you holding me? i'm holding you. okay, watch this. under, under, under, under. ryan. it's obviously under! under! oh my god, oh my god.
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56:47
shit. shit. guys, we got to make a big play though. yeah. we have zero dollars. god. no, not we go down to zero dollars. it's easy. it's easy. everyone give me your eye. give me your eye.
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57:07
all we have to do, put it up to 99.999 and then bet on over. i shot your mouth accident i missed. my god. i don't wanna get there. put it up on 99.999 and then just bet the over. okay. i actually don't think i'm shooting you. do you think i think we should hide it here? i think we should hide. i mean there's not much weed but i appreciate it. can i still smoke? we gotta go all in.
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57:37
oh my gosh. oh my gosh. can you not smoke into my mouth? that's insane. that's insane. that's insane. that's insane. he hits black. okay. okay. okay. someone shoot me. shoot me. oh my god. i'm actually in the green. i think our game crashed. hello gamers. you guys still in the game? hello. are you out of the game? i got, i got kicked out of the game.