If we buy shovels, don't be mad if I dig (Gamble With Your Friends)

Name: If we buy shovels, don't be mad if I dig (Gamble With Your Friends)
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0:00 i guess we'll do you yeah. yeah. i also have some crazy tech for a later day. wait wait like for today okay, okay. all right you knew you knew see you in hell. okay. see you guys in there. oh hello
0:29 we out here. we're gonna spend all our tickets. remember? we only have 15. yo, the books are crazy op if we stack it on one person. stack it up, stack it up, stack it up. oh wait, i just want to use it all on me. i don't want to bark. get ticket on profit? i'm in. wait, we're all cooperating? did you buy the coin?
0:53 yes, i mean, what can i reroll i don't like this is it because you can increase the power you can't you can't spend on a reroll on day zero oh, oh she's buying the mic. i am buying the mic. all right what's this? i have never seen this answer that
1:16 wait, it's for me. shit. shit. wait, wait, wait. i forgot they put an obby in here. did you guys know that? a what? obstacle course? yeah. cookie. cookie. this wasn't here day one, right? i was talking to myself. wait, why are we wearing the same thing? you guys. no one calls it that?
1:43 you'd be surprised you're a little behind the times, nephew. motherfucker. it was? how did i not see that before? hey, enel, do you like takanaka? honestly, i find their press sushi tasty but a little heavy on the mayonnaise based sauces and also the fish eggs. it's not my favorite sushi joint, but i do like that they...
2:07 bombay the tops of the fish as well. i'm not antisocial, i'm doing the obby bro. it's day one. it's day one. day one. day one. where's you saw? i think you saw his internet die. no. huge, huge. okay. now this is where things get fucking interesting. oh my god. the timing. that is crazy timing. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay.
2:34 well, i think he's losing now. i think he's okay, okay, okay, okay, here we go. keep it going, man. keep it going. he definitely has to bark. that's true. that's true. my god, kz. if anyone goes negative. dang, right? you're kind of killing that. dude. that's new, right? no, this was here last time. really? shit. guys, i'm way up here. i feel it. can you sprint? my god, you can. you sound good. no.
3:12 no. oh shit, there's fucking items at the top. you're lying. i swear it to you. i swear it to you. i trust you less with the voice. and look at, my god, what are these man? there's, i think it's just two stuffed animals. is it, is it, uh, reference? what the hell was the peak guy called? uh,
3:41 how do you go up there? i'm too scared. i'm waiting for someone else to go. like what is this thing? bang bang. okay, that's fucking awesome. big time.
4:03 i'm at the top y'all. you guys got shortcuts. we're speed runners. what is this? yes. i like as eiffel tower. that's kind of terrifying. you made it. hey, go check out this beast. bang bang. it's bang bang.
4:38 you guys are really good at this. hey, badabada. no, no, no, no. after you made it all the way up. i don't want to say we're the most crack gamers of all time, but i watched another group stream this and they were on the obstacle course for like 25 minutes and they didn't get to the top. because they're not training in roblox obbies like we are. yeah, 100% man, 100%.
5:11 it's a freaking game of the year expedition 33 by the way a very sad side over here wait, we're bing bong kate kate trying to get a bang bang i just hear her saying i cannot get a game like us. oh
5:45 you can do it, i believe. don't do it, man, don't do it. i believe she can. no. ryan, ryan. fight. never mind. no. is this bang bang? looks like the gambler's hand off. go boy, go. see this?
6:16 whoa, bang bang! i love this damn bass. what the heck? i love bang bang. are we just going this? are we gonna run one without you? um... yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. run one without him. i guess we never know when he will come back. wait, did we get any items? yeah. yeah, we got a couple. wait, with the microphone, which song should i sing? i'm excited.
6:53 okay, you got microphone okay, i've worked on gambling since the last time dude i'm really really crap yeah, yeah. yeah. i found this website called poly market. i don't know if you guys have heard of it. oh illegal up here i'm afraid like can we can we get on here and i can sing a song yeah, go ahead. damn. he won no, i didn't win yet. oh shit. kory. you're fucking crazy
7:22 how did you do that yeah, where are you singing? okay, i'm joining on discord to let you know that i'm back my internet went down huge shout out the t mobile, haha but i see you guys good
7:45 no, he's coming back. he's coming back. can you not join back on us? he will when it happens. i've lost two coin flips already. so i don't want to. oh, you're back like now. yeah, like back like now. oh, we'll just back out. okay. i can't open the game because i've lost two coin flips. i think you can just hit. i'm not feeling lucky. you can just hit no on feeling lucky and it'll let you just launch. you don't have to coin flip. all right, drop the song. i'm all in. the golden ship. i'm all in. lucky number seven, bro.
8:17 oh, you know what? you know what? i need a song. i don't like that. oh my god. ryan get over here. wait, i'm good at gambling. the stage fright is real. he's not even listening to me. i'm listening to you. i just i lost a tragic roulette, man. what are we doing? what are we doing? sing me the song. sing me the song.
8:41 okay, um, get in the middle in between the slot machines. yeah. okay. i was like, damn, i'm winning nothing. can you guys hear me? is this thing on?
8:54 you're everlasting somewhere you can see it fading fast. so you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last, but you wouldn't even know a diamond if you had it in your hands. the things you think are precious i can't understand. are you breathing in the years? damn, we fucking kind of popped off there. we have $4,000 already.
9:21 we should call it. we should call it. yeah, i made 98 dollars. i should get out of here i'm literally in last place though. so like i don't want to i think we should we should uh get a new game going on. yeah, get a new game can you join the mid game? i don't know. i don't know. hold on. let me see if i can invite
9:40 why not? why not man? why not? it would be a good game dev. probably a better feature than like being able to openly come with us in the game. just just throw that out there. it's close. tough to say. how are you feeling today orson? i'm feeling pretty good. i mean anytime you any because you know you can walk away from is a good one right?
10:07 i thought you were gonna say well because look at your name orson wellie? ohhhhhh classic damn highbrow humor the guy who has a name that's four letters long happily mar happily mar is that what it says? yeah yeah yeah can't invite you, song we're missing someone we're missing kate where did kate go? you cannot invite and you won't be able to join
10:40 oh, i guess we have to. okay. okay. let's just remember the scoreboard. all right. i'll see you guys in first. yeah. if you just go to lobby, it works now. so when you say lobby, do you mean the elevator lobby, which has a button that says lobby? or do you mean lobby where you buy the items? now the lobby where you buy the items.
11:19 well, i trust you but on the other hand, sinvicta in the discord says i can't join off that invite. so i think that honestly i'm going to trust them on this one. we got all six, send it bro. we're in. i need something else. what up gamers? i can't just play every day for the at&t nihilator cup. i don't care that much.
11:50 go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
12:19 he's got no body man, that's okay ready
12:32 it's called a bunt so it was cricket i was right oh
12:57 jokes over y'all come on i can roll like well. i can't yeah, we should give him his body back. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
13:23 ryan i'm missing my mouth. no we should make his autonomy back 50 50 like hugh jackman in the prestige man. fuck it. should we just do the avi again? oh
13:46 that doesn't sound good. yeah, why is it like bloody putting it you're putting it back? hey, let's go. he won't remember any of this. yippee! good as you. i had a great time with my friends today. we'll gamble. oh god, i should have a boost capsule. how was the first round without me? was it fun? we actually like 4x'd our money. yeah, it was actually insane. alright, that's really sad.
14:20 can we even place a single bed of $300 or more? i don't know if they have duck race anymore. oh, is this my 9 11? i didn't do anything. i'm just jumping on the tables. oh shit. oh no, we've lost it all. it's already over. i didn't even get to place a single bed yet!
14:48 45 dollar bet you have to let one fly. i'm fucking red 16, bro. you have to let one fly. oh my god, are they trouble me they're doing a resident evil thing. oh
15:11 you can sing all you want. no, i'll sing right here. okay, we're back. okay, we need we need this. okay, okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay
15:41 they keep that after the after the singing they kept playing i'm so fucked. i'm so fucked. wait, what happened to the money? i'm so fucked. i'm so fucked. i'm i'm fucking you i'm dude
16:08 this is big. we stopped stop stop stop. we got it. we got the money. no, no, no. double it. let me see. triple it. okay, i would love to use this. we have the money. triple it. we don't anymore. i tripled it. oh my no, i doubled it. oh, i lost it. oh my god. you murdered you. get ready to practice that bark.
16:36 i'm all in. oh fuck. i was like a dare to resist drugs before. yo please thank you. oh my god. i'm not even in dead last anymore. went on seven or eleven. oh baby. free roll. mother fucker. went on six, lose on seven.
16:57 let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me see a one. let me
17:20 i think i think i'm good. you guys set up in a way that i'm going back in bro. i want to win. okay. well also i think ludwig is in dead fucking last right now. oh my god. i don't think we're back. we're back. i got it. yeah. i don't think i have to bar. i mean, i'm in. oh my god. already. jesus christ. but then he keeps seven or 11. oh, this is huge. this is huge. oh,
17:47 let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a six. let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a six, let me see a one, let me see a one, let me see a refund. bro, krabs fucking sucks, man. did you hear that?
18:16 win on a five lose on a seven. okay, well no one's gonna give me a straight answer and that's okay i know what my lot of life is. win on a five, lose on a seven. give me a three, it's that simple. this game sucks man. we're genuinely chilling. please if you stand on the table it gives you better luck. refunded, awesome. we have 40 seconds.
18:38 7 11 7 11 7 5 win on 5 again. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god okay, well, i can't fucking i can't fucking roll under a five please motherfucking six we're gonna we're gonna win it back right here. i just need to roll a five fucker. not like that. no
18:55 okay, all right, okay we have to take a snapshot of this what is my recourse as a gambler if i were to this is hypothetical have somebody click the buttons to change my bet without me knowing i
19:18 why would anyone do that? that's that's very evil. wait, that's awesome. let's not even ask about why would someone do let's just talk about a hypothetical if it did happen. i mean, did you hit the play button? it's your fault for not winning. true. also, what if hypothetically someone handed you an item and it tripled your losses?
19:41 what if hypothetically you used it properly and got triple your gains instead? i thought it was an automatic like it could negated my losses at the worst. i wouldn't just give it every three. that's crazy. we need some self reflection i think for out of everybody. let's just win. yeah, we just gotta win. easy. just win. yeah. gamble correctly. easy. we'll try that tomorrow.
20:11 let's die tonight. let's die tonight. we didn't hit quota. bring the gun meta back. yeah, yeah, we gotta get that. oh, i love the gun meta. okay, i'm locked in. i'm taking a screenshot of this just for uh, cali's sake. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. it's almost like someone lost so much money that we can even just ignore the other people that lost money, you know?
20:41 my name is not even there. day one losses. let's not remember like day seven losses are 50,000. it's true. he's right. he's right. but we got to get there. yeah. i'm just never gambling for the rest. i'm going to walk around. someone's got to hit e. i think that's ryan. oh, did his internet go down? no, i think he went you in to pe. you think it'd be weird if iris are calling him ryan?
21:14 why? i thought you always called him ryan. no, i call him northernlion. i use the full government name. i say northernlion and i say lucky momo. that's true. that's true. lucky momo. wait, it should be. wait, it should be. i don't need to buy items. i'm gonna lose all of our money anyway. increase max bet. increase profit on drum mystery box. this is easy win. this is easy purchase. oh. we gotta get drunk. we gotta get drunk. we gotta get drunk.
21:51 doors open thank you so much i'm ready that was the hog excuse me don't knock me over i'm having a quick snack oh i thought you were having the p e e session but then i think you're having p i c c a sessions such a great where'd you get a unicorn horn from what the hell i'm horny
22:19 move cam, i can do that. i can't say i'm horny because i have a whore on my face. literally 1984. oh, my item! okay, now at least i know what the items do now. my alcohol. sorry, all the items are taken. wait, kade, do you want to use the idol somewhere? yeah, yeah, yeah. i think we should do idol on the slots. i mean, i mean. i'm in.
22:49 that's a win. that's obviously a win. okay, we double it. it's called the martin gale for a reason. that's the only pet so far.
23:22 my god, they're fucking rolling man. anyone else? no one else here is suffering with me i'm up 120, baby sorry, we get one huge win and then triple it it's that simple oh give me the three. i need the three eggs badly we have enough money
23:50 bro, fuck wheel of fortune, man. i need to do this, i need to do this. my god, my god, they're literally, they're fucking me on this, bro.
24:11 no, no you don't need we already we now i need to spin now i need to spin you're some in bet not max bet
24:24 now i gotta win my money back. it does say minimum bet. well, no, with the minimum bet of 120. the minimum bet of 120. my god, and you fucking won off of that? i've been playing this thing the whole time, man. dude, we have no more money. i'm coming back, i'm coming back. triple or lose your last win. my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my
24:47 okay, we have money. yeah. we got it. let's go back to the elevator. you should look in the top right you saw. we pull it back. we pull it back. somebody name still out there. let's go.
25:09 great job. good stuff. good stuff. our days work. i think in between rounds, they should have a therapy session marking for 10 minutes as well. that was huge, man. i was just barking at the slots because it seemed right. you don't get the credit for the money though. i know. i know. huge. beautiful. look at that. yeah. watch this. no brother. watch this. yes. good.
25:47 yeah, that was awesome. dead cat bounce looking at me. hold on. yo, is someone having a pee session right now? what's going on? someone's got a pee. i'd impress you, it's on me. go go go go go go go. get up!
26:09 my god bad spawn my god, we're so fast i mean i said alone ramp this stuff cuz it's like it's all good angel. i'm out in the wash coin coin is loaded coin is good what's wrong with you green you seen that one? oh
26:29 no, i have not. green me say alone round. we can reroll the challenge. big spender. oh, 2.2 k we crushed. ryan, i rewatch that again today. it's so juicy. did you see where the dude had his blue yeti set up? no, no. behind his monitor. okay, that's insane. no wonder it's so loud when he starts smacking the shit out of his desk. behind his monitor is crazy.
26:59 chad pop filter. i was a flat jungler before they added the emerald.
27:06 wait, so we're the same you and i. we're in good company. we are two plat junglers. this is fucking big. but if you rank, i will be emerald. two microphones, two microphones. okay, no, but this is some girl math. oh, don't waste it, don't waste it. no, no, no. where's roulette? i need to win fucking baby, man.
27:30 put this shit in the keypad. golden chip, bet it all. but speaking to me, i literally in my head i just saw 33. okay. 33 for henrik sedin. 22 for daniel sedin. 33 for henrik sedin. launch it. i thought it said 33. my heart rate went up so high, bro. it went up so high.
28:05 oh my god. we got a second song. we got a second song. oh shit, shit, shit. okay, okay. i need to get in on this because i need to get myself out of the hole.
28:30 i have an incentive to keep gambling to get myself out of the hole
28:59 yeah, but it's the only way i can get out of the hole bro. let's go, let's get out of here! this is not very you're doing me to do the barking game! we have enough money, let's go. i don't wanna bark, i don't wanna bark! are you flipping me, bro? yeah, i'm flipping you off, let me go! take this. take this. woah woah, hey, hang on. damn. she said she was horny. take this. god damn.
29:28 i feel like i shouldn't be watching that. take this is crazy. i don't know where she learned that. yo, oh my god.
29:45 it's crazy damn mars gonna be so easy. we have so much squeak squeaks gonna win just slots just a beautiful singing. oh, wait, which song do you like best not yours? i'm gonna get myself out of this jam man. wake up. oh my makeup. you should shoot you choose. oh
30:17 mystery box. there's a gun last time. we gotta get done. we gotta get done just in case. yeah, gun smart. oh, you bought the alcohol. okay, smart, smart, smart buy, smart buy. wait, did anybody buy a coin? no, no coin this round. no coin, no coin. this coin plus this book is crazy. increase the maximum bet plus the coin. holy shit. free double maximum bets. pretty, pretty good. oh yeah. can i buy a cosmetic? i can probably buy a cosmetic.
30:45 okay, wait, they're gonna spend money on cosmetics. i'm buying. yeah smart smart play as medics are just like a waste actually, do we have the thing that gives you a free bet no, no, that's what i was saying. yeah that
31:02 i got to drop it off the lobby. does anybody know how to spend your money on cosmetics? like, how do we do that? you go over here. oh, it's the big store. yes. yes. yes. you pick up. yes. yes. you got it. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. it looks good. horny wally.
31:30 okay, i mean we did pretty great that time a little bit. oh my ku what items do we have gotten alcohol?
31:53 i'm gonna run one, let's find out. no! my alcohol! bonus drop. someone took my book. oh, i did. go, go, go, go, go, get me in there. go, go, go, get me in there. this is a big one. yo, are we doing slots? oh, what are you doing slots with? oh yeah, i don't know. i guess i don't know what the read does. what's your thing do? it reverts at last loss, so i'm trying to see the biggest bet. oh, okay. black 13. black 13. or maybe it's a crap section. well, come on. i don't just want to replace it with a life vest.
32:29 guys we're out of money. did you win? wait we got money again. let it ride?
32:54 mother fucker man. i can't believe that i could have it 20 is a stand. my god. did you?
33:13 oh, you should never play this fucking game. god damn it, man. fuck it, but it's the only way i can make it back. motherfucker, man!
33:37 i mean last so i have to gamble that not be at last but every time i gamble i get deeper in the hole
33:51 this is easy 26% we play. place a bet. is there keypads in the fucking round man? okay, i think i just lost $5,000.
34:15 where's our money? where'd our money go? someone's gambling my money away. are you all in? why are you going all in every time? what the fuck is happening? it's not me! gun time. i threw the gun away. i threw the gun away. because i knew you were gonna use it to shoot me.
34:43 how did you lose that much money? cuz the wheel of fortune's fucking rigged, bro. my god. no way, the jackpot spin again. my god. okay, and now i go back to my nine to five. seriously, where's the nine? she doesn't know. bring me back, bring me back, bring me back, bring me back, bring me back, bring me back, bring me back. my god, this is a fucking scam. it's a fucking scam. it's a fucking scam. you're better off playing roulette. dude, i think.
35:13 ryan, you're literally better off playing roulette than playing the wheel of fortune. dude blackjack. i can't get there on blackjack. yes. okay, please. we just need. okay, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
35:40 no, where did the money go? where did the money go? i need a big win. where did all the money go? i need a big motherfucking win. my god, a big motherfucker. one minute left. i'm noticing ryan is negative seven. please, please, please, please, please get, there's only one way to get out of the hole. i'm fucking back.
36:12 we have to win 10 times. we were there. no, no, no, there's one way out. there's one way out. i'm getting grief here. what's your number? what's your number? fucking, i don't even know what i put it on. no man. i'm all in. i'm anxious. black six.
36:37 let it fly. what do you want me to do? do you want to go yell at us for being under quota? we got to make money. the only way to make money is to gamble. that's why we need to gamble because we don't have money. at least me and lut are trying to solve the problem. at least lut and i are trying to solve the problem. my teammates are grieving.
37:03 we're not grieving, you guys are grieving. you have to gamble to make money. look at how much money i've made. i've made so much money responsibly on blackjack. okay, fade has smiled upon you and then you look at those less fortunate and you think that you have done something to get that success when actually it was just a matter of luck and variance. you keep putting it on spinning the wheel.
37:26 that's the only way you can get out of the hole is by spinning the wheel. we hit the quota, it's a team game. that's true, that part's true. i can't disagree with that. we rise together. incentivizes you to not think about the team. 100%, this dog game punishment means that when you're at minus 20,000, you might as well just keep digging deeper. screenshot it, screenshot it. he's already barking. he is barking.
37:56 can i hear a test or bark just out of curiosity? i'm not gonna do it until it's done. you know what? i still think there's a way out. that's that's what all the gamblers think. but the problem is now now i'm just i have to go to the wheel every single time and go all in. why the wheel? because it's the only way to get myself out of the gym. the worst one statistically.
38:19 we just need to make it onto the day five and then and day five we need to make like every bed is $10,000. shit that's a good point. yeah, so stop wasting money on the small thing. we just gotta get to the bigger room. my god. blackjack is an honest 95. like blackjack is genuinely you can make a good living on blackjack. no, it's skill. he likes that wheel. all right, but go go go go go go fast. go fast. go fast. you guys are so slow. you need to go back to the casino.
38:50 no, these are two synergistic books together. take it from me. all right, let's go. let's go.
39:06 let's go. oh, did they buy cosmetics? let's go. let's go. let's go. let's go. let's go. let's go. let's fucking go. let's go. let's fucking go. let's fucking go. go, go, go, go, go. i need to get it. i need to get there. i need to get there. i have a new rule i would like. okay. okay. what's up? okay. whoever's the loser of the day. cause we're, we're accounting cumulative for the dog thing. he's right.
39:37 whoever's the loser of the day loses the bottom part the next day. if the run fails, it would have been me first round and then ryan last round. okay, i understand. okay. everyone just got books. i got nothing. i got nothing either. okay, here we go. genuinely, i'm going straight to blackjack. i fucking got you. we're going quarter bets on blackjack.
40:08 jesus christ. beautiful. kade, are you playing this? okay, i'm the addict. there's one. we double. we double. unbelievable. we're bringing it back. we play again. okay, we have enough money. we should go home. we should try to win more tickets.
40:35 life is pain, bro. hit me.
40:50 double me. can't do that. stay. huge. play me. stand me. wait, wait, i think i'm one away. motherfucker, man. you can't leave? we gotta get our extra eight tickets, bro.
41:19 i was doing a minimum who put me on max? huge. wait, wait, we're one away. we're one away. yes. can i say something? there's no incentive for me to go. i gotta get 18 grand. okay. okay. okay. okay. okay. great work today everyone.
41:50 great job. great job. great job. great job. good discipline loses a limb today. no, because we didn't fail. dude, you're right. if we could just make it to like day 10, one of you could just lose a coin flip and be like 100 grand down. it's true. you're the only one that sees this.
42:07 no, i see it. i see it. oh, we have parking lot gambling. i don't think it counts. okay, bro. let it fly one and it didn't count so we should it doesn't count losing money. okay. okay donation. no, no, no, it's a tip it's a tip. it was a tip. it was a tip on the way out. i didn't see anything what a great job you've done
42:34 extra tickets. great day, great day. never forget who was number one today. look at this recovery. look at this recovery. guy down 20k, popping up by one. 20k's peanuts, young pup. wait, ryan, you know i kept increasing your bet to all in, right? wait, really? yeah, you only did all in today. damn! was that why we didn't have money to bet with? yup. worked for me. that was quick. i was slow. i was slow on that one. oh, oh, i'm fast. it's hard to get up.
43:06 yeah dude, i agree with that. yes, holy statues. i fucking want it. re roll. no re roll, no re roll! no re roll! whatever, whatever, whatever. let me into the fucking car, let me into the go, go, go, go, go, go, go! does anybody else have any cosmetics? no cosmetics. oh shit.
43:43 damn. we didn't have to sell any body parts. the fuck? predict whose hand gets closer to nine. you see this? i don't know how to use this. oh, here. corey. oh, thank you. what's up? can i give you the statue so that i can roll in the slots? you just put it next to you. can i get my camera? no, i have to use it. it's just throw and break if i press q. okay, you know what? you hold it.
44:09 okay, take a picture of me because i'm about to win big. yeah. oh, that's devastating. so how does this camera work? do i just don't take a picture? don't take my picture right now. no pictures, please. you're sending it on really big bets, by the way. yeah.
44:34 that's devastating. we go again. we double on this. this is good. this is good. this is good. okay, take my picture. i'm taking your picture right now, but it's zero dollars the whole time. what the fuck? yeah, i don't know if this works. hold the click as they're winning. okay, we're pretty much done. oh, wait, we need to use our camera. just let us use our camera quick. yeah, yeah. we have to win. yeah, we'll just fucking do a half bed here. look at that.
45:03 i'm snapping photos but i don't think anything's working. or you fucking body blocked him when he when i got blackjack body blocked him. no, i did. i saw i saw you do it man. i fucking saw you do it. he's got a picture of nothing on here. i'm trying to i'm trying to get our i'm trying to get our our way we thought we had money. we had it. we need we need the ticket. my god. the ticket. my gosh.
45:33 who did this who literally somebody came around and did that to me
45:51 i couldn't have been me, i had the camera. no you didn't, you saw me at the camera the last time i saw you at the edge of my fucking table. what are you talking about? i think it was squeak. wait we have no money again! i saw you flying around. who did that? who fucking did that? oh my god we have no money again. who will never get to second floor? well wait does that mean...
46:18 okay, you can't go behind someone and change their bed because that really fucked me up i was trying to win our risky move blackjack hand and i was betting 900 with a nine
46:36 i know it's fucking kory. i know it's kory you saw get the camera then the bro said it couldn't have been me i had the camera i want a gun and it's not even to get money it was not me imagine losing 2k. oh my god, it's crazy. oh
47:09 we're gonna make it man, we're gonna make it emotional truce or something like to help each other and stuff you took my camera too. okay. i'm not gonna touch forgiveness man
47:35 wasn't you so who was putting the maximum bats i was not putting the maximum i don't have that dog in who doesn't even know how to use the camera don't even talk to her about the keypad. it's definitely squeaks your squeaks do not take my body you got to take an eye
48:06 let's take one eye. and we could just take like your body and make quota for the day. yeah, let's do that. you can just take your leg and arms. it gives tickets y'all. it gives tickets. increased profit amount seems pretty good.
48:21 a ticket on profit plus increased profit. can i? we should do a day first no. oh, yeah, i guess we don't need it right now okay tomorrow then guys you saw your spot cause guys it gives it gives tickets. it gives tickets. it doesn't give money it gives tickets. oh, sure. sure. sure. sure. sure. true. oh, that's day. oh
48:49 who's he sung? i don't even know that guy. are we cool, uh, classes? there you go. how do i look? you look handsome. i look nothing like him, you know? where's that handsome yu sung guy? i don't know how to use the time machine. well, he's still probably around handsome as ever. and then immediately spend the tickets on a mustache. yes. i only see this guy that's exactly double handsome of yu sung.
49:24 my reflexes are fucking cracked right now. good luck everyone. let's not sabotage each other. okay, okay, okay. thanks for hitting me with a bat. now you made me drop my item that was gonna give us 50% profit. i'm tracking you. i'm tracking you. i'm tracking you. i'm tracking you. fucking use the book.
49:45 yeah, i don't do anything right now because i'm about to go crazy. blackjack's taken. blackjack's taken. we're already done. we're already done. we're done. we're done. first day easy. first day easy. yeah, but like, oh, big spender. i see. i see. that's a good point. that's a good point. yeah. come on, airlock. i even bet it all on black, maybe. we're done. we're done. we're done. we're done. we're done. we're done. guys, hear me out. i have a book that increases profit. it's literally positive ev for me to bet more.
50:16 yeah, but you gotta play the right game. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
50:44 it doesn't matter, we were spending it through the day. you saw him spend tickets to get cosmetics. hey, hey, i don't know. let's admit it to you.
51:05 it's not sunk cost fallacy, we have positive ev! ryan, we're $100 over quota! no you don't, they don't. is this what happens when you gamble? they don't know! i have a superpower that makes me win twice as much money as i lose! you have to win, that's the problem! then you bet on 50 50's!
51:34 you just bet on 50 50s and you're positive ev by a mile! this is insane!
51:49 this is, you know what, fuck it, i'm spending all the tickets on cosmetics today cuz the tickets don't fucking matter cuz if you just get $3 over the quota, let's just send it cuz i'm griefing as we speak. i'm griefing, i'm griefing, i'm griefing. block him, block him. he's got the beaver in his eyes, we gotta block him.
52:15 it's insane. it's insane. it's insane. this guy ryan is not a team player. it is it's team play. we share the money. we share the money. the extra money we could have gone away in excess of the quota and then it gives you more tickets to buy more shit to go way more in positive.
52:32 hey can i i know this is it's getting on it's it's literally getting uncomfortable right now but i need to make my point. literally you were five dollars over the quota we we had a superpower that made it impossible to lose.
52:46 you already lost. guys, i think he's just doing a monologue from kevin spacey. they don't get it. they don't get it. they don't understand. i don't want to. i don't want to. i don't want any more items. i'll just wait in the elevator. you guys get three cents over the quota. i'll just chill here. i don't want to be a i want to be a team player. deal with the alcohol? no, absolutely not. it might make my screen shake and then i'll throw up.
53:11 you can just use a good time. have a good time. all right. all right. i'm going somewhere. okay, we're under quota. we're under quota. stop gambling. stop gambling. we're under quota. we're over quota. let's go. let's go guys. let's go. let's go. we're over quota.
53:35 i'm with you. let's get out of here. okay, we made it. we cleared it. oh my fucking god. they're gonna kill me. they're gonna harvest. let's go. no, no, no, we're good. we're good. we're good. let's get out of here. wait, wait, wait. what if we go just mean bet for the risk? okay, that makes that does make sense though. it doesn't make sense. that doesn't make sense. i'm watching your keypad. thank you. i gotta divide and conquer here. there's got to be somebody over here.
54:04 please 5x. what was that? wait it fucking hit too? i don't think it did. i used the coin. i used the coin so it's all good. we need to have a conversation about how to use our items. i'm telling you, i know this is later. you know what this is?
54:30 like people are buying a stock because they're like, i believe in the stock. and then it goes up 1% the next day and they're selling it. they're like, i got to lock that profit in. they don't understand. you've got to let your fucking winners run. you pull the weeds. you only trim the trees. you know, if you've got a good strategy, if you've got good items, you lean on the leverage of the items and we all benefit. all right. i'm telling you.
54:58 so someone correct me if i'm wrong but it's better to just leave with as little profit as possible you have an item right just so you're safe
55:23 i know i the more you clear quota by the more tickets you get to buy more items to go into the next day to clear quota by even more to get more tickets to go in the next day the yeah but if you pass the quota, you shouldn't even like bother using the items like you already passed it well, if you if you have items in your pocket, you should keep them yeah, i think unless i mean unless i mean i think it's a case by case basis to be honest to be to be straight up with you some people really selfish i got a play shopkeeper goalie
55:57 you bought wait, there's no point buying items okay good stuff. that's we can't buy a gun. we can't buy a gun someone bought cosmetics just want more cosmetics. oh, would you watch won't be getting that? i didn't buy anything hey, who the fuck is shooting me? you got a gun buddy. all right, bring us to the casino did we call?
56:27 the war is opening. still i just got oh what the hell? three games of min bet on wheel of fortune, that's so hard. minimum bet of three i'm letting someone else fall on that sword. who's got cosmetics? i'm shooting everybody with cosmetics. wait, where's my angel? i think i'm dripped out. let me see. look at pretty good eugene levy eyebrows. who dropped the jesus chain? oh that's mine. sorry, the min hit you. i only had pieces and mary chain. it's alright, it's what he would have wanted. come on squad!
57:03 can we get in? can we get in? they're playing a game of can they get in while kory shoots them. they're losing. boom. whoa! sick trip. tell me the difference. i didn't get to see. is that the top that tells me where to grab? no, it's a box. okay, it's all my items so i'm not gonna touch them. not mine. oh, i can do this singing. oh, this is your spot?
57:38 can we do singing and statue at the same time? i need to be in on the singing for sure. wait, wait, i need someone to hold the statue. here, ryan, you can have the mic. so wait, wait, wait. i don't want the mic. i want you to sing so i can get some of the ill gotten gains from the money for the item that you buy. ready? three, two, one. wait, wait. go, go, go, go, go.
57:57 i am making money. i think i am. it's still going. it's still going. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over. it's over.
58:26 let's just do the min bet on wheel 14. wait, three games of minimum bet on wheel 14. it's not min bet, it's min bet 360. min bet 360, good looks. is there a blackjack table here? i don't think there's a blackjack table. you guys got this. holy ruff, that's rough. this is the worst of all the bonus objectives. yeah. we have to win like all of them. i don't think it's worth it. that was at 3.46. if i don't win this one, we back out. oh shit, that's huge. that's huge. that's huge. that's good. that's three free plays right there.
58:56 now you're thinking like a gambler. okay, that's a shame. that's not a win. that's a lie. okay, i have 3x so i'm still plus ev on this. we're all using ev now, huh? yes, yes, yes. one more, one more. three free plays, three free plays. it's house money. my god. my god. we're rich, we're rich. unbelievable. guys, let's not spend it on cosmetics, come on. it's not as bad as spending it on items that have a duration of the whole day and then we leave after 30 seconds.
59:31 at least the cosmetics are permanent. it just doesn't make any sense. you don't know what evs are? yeah, it's like what pokemon you kill to get the stats. hell yeah, brother. dude, i was fucking big in gen 4 ou. gen 4? that's pokemon white. gen 4 ou. no, that was like diamond and pearl. diamond and pearl? it's really damage and kid charlemagne.
1:00:04 black and white with gen 5 is the best gen. oh, let's go. holy shit. damn, look at that. that's huge. that was a huge. wait, i might be positive overall. i don't know about that. i don't know about that. i think you were at like at certain point you're like minus 15,000. god, if we could just get to like day 10. ticket! none of you will support that one shirt for sure. good up, use your legs! little do you know, you got no legs. i'll buy like a real item.
1:00:36 no cosmetics allowed. no cosmetics guys. i'm gonna buy this thing that increases profit by 50%. you need to promise we're not just gonna leave when we get 10 seconds. you can't buy it, there's only one ticket left. motherfucker man!
1:01:00 shred me shred me shred me shred me shred me what do you want shredded mouth, please mouth, okay? what happened to the book wait, i don't know if you know the mustache no
1:01:29 no, it was loud and clear. i'm so fucking ready. i think you see more to you and you have to like, we can't hear you. yes. i'm not talking to you. i'm not talking to you. i don't get in the car, bro. oh, that's easy. that's way easier. yeah. good reroll. good reroll.