Infinite money glitch just dropped (Gamble With Your Friends)

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0:01 that was crazy movement man. check dms? okay we could, we could, this could be the day. this could be the day that i become a legend. yes level two, level two! after stream. there's a gun man. i got the gun just in case. did you see that? i might play penguin game. holy fuck penguin.
0:23 i think this is high low right? it's a single bet of a grand or more we make it on these oh i fucking love this game oh fuck i immediately lost oh no this is a tough day oh shit yeah okay um
0:43 oh shit shit shit, let's do it i'm not ready
1:00 what the fuck oh shit do right oh shit we gotta get the gun oh my god it is ends
1:26 you cash out already. i'm chill. i'm chill. i'm chill.
1:51 my fucking god, i'm gonna fucking cry. i'm gonna fucking cry. i'm gonna cry. i'm gonna cry i'm gonna cry i'm gonna cry excuse me look at the sweet sweet inkling of honesty i have so much on this. i have so much sincerity. oh my god. she's shooting. she took ryan's body well, ryan says shoot me. i said shoot my eye it's not something that i can aim it randall
2:20 it's on the machine. hey, can i tell you something? put me on the machine from you take this. put me on the machine. put me on the machine. why don't you say take this and then you don't even have a mouse. bring me close to the machine. it's like achieving dominance. i can do some damage from here.
2:45 motherfucker. where do you want to go? where do you want to go? just put me close to something. i don't like this perspective. just put me close to something, man. bring me close to something, please.
2:58 next one is you you bring me somewhere. could you bring me somewhere? you know what i mean? not the slots man. not the slots out of all the possible options. where's our money? from beyond the grave. we're at zero. motherfucker man. you suck. where did your song go? wait how? yeah. how did ryan lose? six thousand. what the fuck? what happened?
3:27 put me close to a machine. oh my fucking bid his owner. all right i have no body now. what did i even do? oh my god, i don't know what the fuck i just did to send it thanks
4:00 okay, okay you can shoot you can still shoot his eye
4:23 okay, i mean i think i have to go for next okay, i should be the eye anyway and then put myself on the machine so i your mouth is gone. oh, no, i can't even miss the wheel where's the wheel?
4:43 i don't even know. can someone hold me? fuck it, i can't get there. it looks yellow on the bottom. i'm gonna fucking throw up. oh god, i'm gonna get fucking lotions. i'm gonna fucking throw up, you son. motherfucker. i don't even know where i'm going, but i think i'm gonna motherfucker, man. oh, i made it. wait till we lose.
5:19 we're dead. how did ryan get minus 10,000 again? why was i punished almost? you guys pick me up? i literally i can't. thank you. thank you so much for picking me up. if i rolled all the way there, i would have been fucking. i don't even think i need to do math. i think it's kind of determined that ryan is going to park.
5:40 that's not me that's your song that's not me we can't we can't hear you peaceful that's true damn is that old ebro holdy i
6:10 oh, here i'll bring you into our freaking grave. hey, you have so many cosmetics. how the fuck did you get these cosmetics? in a very legal way. i also got them in a very legal way. stop throwing him. stop throwing him so i could i could get my body back, please. thank you. just give me back the black. wait, we suck. i think i think we got two black holes.
6:39 yeah, i agree. this is insane. this is it's the gaslighting is crazy. honestly, corey, come on. can you get it together? speaking chinese. and then they get they're not in last place and then they don't press the button so we can't go again.
7:04 what's up? hold up everyone. hold up. no one's on team meeting? everyone stay here. everyone stay here. yes, okay. we need to align our incentives, man. because i'm sick of this fucking it's a team game shit and then when everybody spawns they spend all the tickets on cosmetics so we're doomed. we are, it's true, we are only at an edge if we have items. otherwise, we're always playing losing games. thank you. the items are the only way we can win. squeaks?
7:28 what i'm just saying you guys lost 10 000 and you're blaming me like cosmetics of one ticket coin flips their coin flips 10 000. 48 likelihood to win to like a 55 that's a big difference in the casino i i think you guys just have a problem of hitting
7:51 i think he's literally stalling because he knows that he's not in last place and if he throws he guarantees he doesn't have to play the barking game.
8:01 can i say something? what do you what do you do? what is what do we do with an employee who like thinks they have a superpower and then can win at gambling? we have a rule ryan's gonna have to lose the body part, but i think if anyone buys a cosmetic we're taking a body part. so here's the truth. i think if we want to play smart and we want to win the day it's smartest to actually stack multiple items on one person. yes, it's used efficiently. i agree with this. let's have a smoke about it.
8:30 kate you're not smoking. i am smoking. okay, thank you. so i think right now let's go look at the items. we're gonna take this seriously. this is the calmest we've ever made. very serious game. pick it on profit there's nothing that synergizes. singing.
8:47 squeaks do you want to look at the best one? okay, yeah also be like get a ticket on profit early is good and then you beat quota and you just place minimum bets on a bunch of stuff and farm tickets so that we can have another big day the next day. okay, and then just do words out yeah, we can do min bet slots with that
9:14 wow, yeah, that's huge. i'll take it min bet slots and take all four machines. let's do it. we should spend our leftover stuff on hats. i think that's huge. yes. yes. okay. okay. hold on brian. get the machine. my bad. take an eye.
9:42 i think it was the cheapest one. it was one ticket. shit. the phrase i hope that box feels good. does anybody want to sing? i'll sing. i'll sing. all right. huge. don't sing on slots though. i'm going to be mashing that button.
10:15 don't sit on the slots. yeah, we should. yeah, yeah. okay, okay, okay. ready? yeah. okay, okay, okay. start spinning earlier because it activates on the okay, just tell us when to start. yeah. okay, get your rolls, get your rolls. go, go, go.
10:44 i get a ticket when i win. motherfucker, man.
10:55 so called team gamers by the way. so called team gamers. we're not, no, we're spending four minutes here farming tickets bro. we're going for the book. we're going for the book. min bet, min bet, i see. only ryan should do this though. correct, correct. everyone else, we can just, you know.
11:22 it's kind of my nightmare to be like overstimulated like this hated by everybody and then also be regaled with my own inside jokes while i do it. it's kind of like a
11:50 complete uh
12:06 it has won 0 tickets so far which is crazy. does it tell you? well we've gone from 7 tickets to 7 tickets to 8. i wonder if it's a percentage of like the... it's 10% yeah. oh okay.
12:33 i'm winning a fuckload of jackals. all right, well, you would literally never buy this. this is horrible, man.
13:06 it's literally gotten this ticket. it's really mean it's not. oh my god. who fucking did that? probably me. me? yeah, okay.
13:32 oh shit, we just got a whole, oh no that was risky. tickets will win you the game man. i'm gonna play it out for another minute.
13:58 yeah, he's got us a few. i think he's only gonna have some one though. that's not true, i got you three. it's still bad, like i don't wanna be like this was an awesome move. it turns out this book is like worth nothing. it's probably better if you get like a really big win. i don't think so. it's a 10% flat chance. yeah, but it's taking you forever to get 10% profit. oh, i love this, i love this.
14:29 why would a big one be worth more? how much was the book? i don't want to talk about it.
14:56 wait, are the books really permanent? it's not just for one day. if so, this is a it's doubtless that you want to purchase this fucking book. no, it's for one day.
15:23 i mean like goodbye you are the weakest link you know what it was it wasn't the misinformation it was the man at the end of it that really sealed your fate yeah yeah pro players a little higher is he 30 probably yeah yeah i think he's like squeaks right he's better than squeaks i think squeaks plays solo oh shit squeaks i think you think he's better
15:52 i think you don't know what i think. that was kind of badass. fuck. wait, what the fuck? we have crazy tickets. yeah. okay, don't buy a ticket book. ticket book is a scam. let's go. let's go. let's go. we have 29 tickets ryan because of you. you can get your eye back. i can't move? wait, was it because of me? because we only had 17 in the thing. definitely, holy statue. we want to try to do the rolls back time. i heard it's good.
16:22 let's try it. you want your eye back? i don't think i need it honestly. we can always take it back later. we have tickets to get it back down before they turn your eyes. i don't know how we got 29 tickets though. does it work like that? i'm too scared. ryan. yeah. i told ludwig that your cs skill is about the same as ludwig cs skill. yeah. oh, so he agrees. i don't know. i've only seen him play when you've been watching. okay. i think i agree.
17:06 resets all losses and wins for the last the mystery box is mine, please. the mystery box is mine yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah no, no one has any books though, right? no, you're the only one with the book rolls back 60 seconds. i'm up. yeah, so you can like lose a bunch of
17:26 oh, we don't throw one. can i get some teamwork here? okay, teamwork time. okay, i want three people to come over to the wheel and max bet. confirmed. okay, wait for my q, wait for my q. don't use any other thing, we're just gonna roll back time. so three max bets. all right, run him, run him, run him. okay. all right, we lost. i got a 3x. i lost. i got a 3x so we broke even. so roll again, roll again, that was not even, roll again.
17:56 for a minute we had like a quarter. i'm just gonna make a living. i'm living. point one. point two five. okay, okay. i roll back time. i'm honestly really good at watching. okay, okay. let's uh, well now we just do something else. wait, wait, wait, wait. we can start, we can still do it. i'll use the statue. oh, okay. oh, statue wheel? alright, ready? wait, we need a third wheel. go, go, go, go, go. use it, do it, do it. we know somebody.
18:25 i can't quit after that. all right, we're throwing seven late. we got it. we got the money. we can go to the second floor. get the crabs. we can go to the second floor. we should get the tickets from crabs. the tickets are everything. i can keep the gun. get seven or 11 on your first roll on the street crabs.
18:58 i got sniped guys bro wait nice win okay do you know if i can keep this gun or is it just for today it's just for today i think it goes away but you can't hold on to it but i never got to um keep it back keep it okay okay thank you thank you okay then it's just just to see just to see seven or eleven seven eleven okay keep throwing seven so late
19:25 like 99% odds it ends in a refund? really? oh and can you change that?
19:48 holy shit
20:07 you gotta be trolling me man.
20:25 11 i got you 11 only the first throw. yes. okay, we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got it. we got
20:54 oh my god. that one shot for a kill. are we missing someone? wait. no, i think we got everyone. we can do it! the teamwork! i don't think you should go to floor two. i think floor two is a fucking nightmare. we have to go to floor two. we have to go to floor two. dude, the money is too high. i let the penguin jump over the glass. it's so dumb. it's really good. but you just get the same items. you get the same items that give you the same value but the rewards are greater. okay, okay, okay, okay.
21:27 god, this game's awesome. all right, we have a lot of tickets. let's let's let's play code think about it. just think about it. okay, so we've we've rerolled. no, no, i hit retrieve. oh retrieve. honestly, wait, let me i got alcohol. oh, the only the all in the all in coin is for an alcohol synergy. okay, i mean, i feel like synergy.
22:01 coin book alcohol synergy. yes, he says so you tase the machine. it raises the max bet. you go all in on it. yeah, yeah, yeah. with the coin, then i use the alcohol and then do it. try buy a gun? i don't think we need it. i think we're on our best behavior. i agree. i think we're doing wheel of fortune, right? should i reroll the challenge? win three games of a minimum bet on wheel of fortune. should i reroll? yeah. i think we should reroll this. that sucks. that's a guaranteed win. easy, easy, easy. that's easier.
22:30 true roulette sucks. it's probably that easy shop. i want shout out the one in front of the gun puts it on red. maybe we can't go to floor two yet. okay. three things are mine. alcohol. okay. three things. yeah. yeah. the tasers, the book, the tasers, the book. yeah. oh, careful. here. i'll carry this over to where you want to go in on. okay. i'm going to hit that roulette.
23:09 we should do all in on the wheel. wheel is free. okay, so so okay ryan, tase the machine. okay. all right. stay away. everyone else stay away. tase it, tase it, tase it. we're all away. oh my gosh. oh my gosh, it's going up so much. then you do this. and then you gotta drink the, you gotta, because you put it in there. you drink it. drink it. okay, okay. you don't have to tell me twice.
23:39 my god, my god, that's big yeah, yeah dude do some roulette real quick speed run we're so good. oh
24:06 wait, we're actually playing the video game instead of gambling. corey, can you rap? why don't we all get a hat as a treat? can you rap, corey? dude, a m can i rap? that would go hard. yeah. that's crazy. sounds like madison yahoo. wait, i'm hearing word that if you throw the vodka on the ground it breaks and everyone gets drunk. oh shit. oh.
24:36 it's kind of weird that the thing didn't go up or move at all. the devs have a very tough job. they're trying what if they lied just don't waste alcohol oh wait true that could be a troll no one in my chat would do that okay, okay, hold on we've got the synergy again. hey, yeah
25:05 goodbye before anybody spends if we roll back time does it allow you to get your items back take it on profit to the rewind no ticket on profit time machine seems pretty good
25:20 the machine stops a bleed. yeah, fuck it. huge. i'm gonna reroll the money wheel. we can keep the money wheel because we have the time machine. and it's 10 tickets. holy shit.
25:36 that's a huge so we have to go to floor one unless money wheel cuz money wheel and wheel of fortune are two different things. i think they can't hear me i think money wheel is the one on floor two three wins in a row. yeah, but we have we have the money wheel is on the second floor yeah, we love fortune that's a good plan
26:01 i got taser and kate has coin where we going? let's go wheel right i'm gonna get you out of that sunken hole okay, right here ryan, what do we bet on though first you tase it and then max it and then i will give you the coin
26:23 yeah, we're gonna be done x right like you got a bit then x if you're doing a free free all in 68k right this is all you oh my god, this might be motherfucker wait, we need time machine right time machine machine. i don't think time machine gets us the coin back though do it again do it again right do it again
26:51 do it again in the weekend of time machine. do it again? how did you do it again? wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. no, it's for you. you do it. i'm not doing it again. i don't want to go down another 6,000. yeah, well, you're going to bark, ryan. this is near out. don't you want to these are conflicting. i've learned not to trust them. look, you got the money back. oh, wait, we're over quota. you got the coin back. you got the coin back. the fuck is this, though? hang on one second. ryan, come back here.
27:26 wait, wait, you got back. i don't know if you saw what happened. should you use the time machine? i use the time machine and you basically get the profit of the coin even though you didn't do it. shit. wait, well then i don't want to bet. i got a ton of money. you're good. yeah. no, no, i don't need to bet because you guys already gave me the money back. but now we're under quota. great day everyone. we need to bet. we're under quota now. it brought it back. yeah, but i got the money already.
27:54 okay, we're good. we're good. we're good. okay, let's go. great. i didn't want to see that. oh, great. yeah, this is going bad. i feel threatened by the gold coin in the rewind is just a free whatever max bet money to your account. that's huge. that's huge. oh, i understand. yeah, you were trying to sell me out. so the gold coin time machine taser synergy. it's a synergy for like personally raising your own wealth, but not really.
28:25 yeah, like 7k pretty good. yeah, but i think the next day is gonna be like a 40k jump no, yeah, it's gonna be something huge holy cow, i don't know what happened. i genuinely don't know what happened. it's glitch that the graph is glitched the number was also glitched. oh, so was the right side of the screen how are we gonna keep track?
28:58 okay, holy statue increase profit. you need to increase profit amount for sure we don't need a gun. we don't need a gun. do you want to get hats together? no, man i need to make it further so that somebody's greed like bites him in the ass on floor five and they lose like $200,000. yeah, i was just testing you that was a morality test. oh shit. yeah, i think fully statue we have to get holy statue. oh
29:25 what if we all got hats together? yeah, i agree. i think holy statues is good. who said that? that's a good idea. who said that? i think groucho marx said that. i don't think we can buy anything else. someone's eyeball could, maybe someone could trade eyeball for book. that's true. that's true. book is so mid, no? no, it gives you 50% extra profit. okay, i'm down, but i want to use the book. yes, i think that's fair. that's fair.
29:53 you have to get rid of my eyeball. your eyeball. i think that's, i don't think you could concoct an item better than this. sorry. there you are. this is where we're good. we're good. we're good. this will get it. i saw an extra ticket go down and someone's missing. it's true you could make it 51%. numbers are glitched on my end. they're glitched on my end too. are they glitched?
30:26 i look way up right now. yeah, i think that's right. i just use this now. yeah, it's for the whole day. why are they not giving me plinko man? are you gonna be bringing the stature? yeah, i wanted to what about roulette roulette. i feel like the wheel no, i feel like the wheels crazy because there's like four off. yeah, i hate the wheel. it feels worse to lose the wheel.
30:59 i feel like if i do roulette and i do... so what does this statue do? statue prevents all loss. now it's gotta be over. the problem is it only goes... it's like a really short time, right? i see your point. on 10x or something. yeah.
31:17 okay, okay, okay. and we can do three. you gotta listen to my comms because i'm gonna spin max 10. i only want you to lift it if i see it's gonna lose. someone's gotta do it on this one too. okay, i understand. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. don't start yet. someone's gotta use this machine. triple? yeah, yeah, because it stops all lost nearby. he can do at least two of them himself. okay, so you guys got a comm if we're about to lose. then i'm gonna start. where is everyone? no, no, don't do it yet. don't do it yet. we'll comm it. yeah, yeah, yeah. when you call it, then i'm gonna start.
31:48 before it lands. okay. okay, three two one spinning. how much do you think you're gonna lose? i'm losing i'm losing i'm losing i'm losing i'm using the statue okay, that's just all of our statues over this would be huge yeah, i just lost so much oh we got we had three minutes lud has to be the better because he wins all the profit i
32:19 okay, okay. well, he doesn't you don't have to spend it all on wheel but let ludwig spend the money because he gets a plus 50% his money's worth more meat. okay, what you got a bet? something when it win it back on on high lower rockets or something over under over okay i'm gonna put the 1600 and you know what? i'm feeling a 2.2 3x good good call good call are you going under over?
32:49 holy shit, holy shit motherfucker
32:56 okay, okay, all i have to do is i max bet i'll win $67 per spin i do this total of 58 times and we win in two minutes okay, it's working. okay i'm a little scared though because it could crap out. we only got two minutes man. i got two minutes. oh
33:20 we got a bet we got a hit quota look big keep big betting. i i'm big betting i'm big i'm trying to be cautious. tell me what a cash out now. we have to we have a gun this time. tell me what a cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash
33:47 okay, that's a fucking scam max bet no no no no yeah good shit good shit. no, that was a good pause. okay max bet
34:04 i'm going for 2.1. i'm not stopping till 2.1. i don't give a fuck holy fuck, holy fuck okay, that was sick. oh yeah, yeah, then back to the 98% there and just let her rip okay, i'm gonna go back to here how much do we need how much we need like 10? 8k? i'm gonna go for 3x
34:30 keep going keep going keep going it's literally every time you bet you make money. oh
34:49 oh my god, are we there? we're there. we're there. we're there ludwig's a hero ludwig's a hero. we did it. i didn't like that. ludwig's a hero. ludwig's a hero. i feel like throwing up. holy shit. that was crazy. ludwig, they're saying it was my exact strategy from several days ago.
35:12 when they told me, they called me not a team player for suggesting it and now they're saying, they're saying ludwig's a hero, they're saying w ludwig, they're saying ludwig saved the run. it was my exact strategy. it was my exact, it was my exact strategy. oh, fuck. no, ryan was in the elevator talking to chet. yeah, i was talking to myself. i was hyping myself up. god, what am i, heart racing. it's not your strat. we were losing.
35:44 the book turns you into a canadian telecom company. the wins are private and the losses are subsidized. it doesn't matter if you're over quota or under quota. it's always the right move to gamble. it's always the right... it's math! it's math!
36:08 all right, no cosmetics, right? we're not. no cosmetics. we can do this. we're not gonna ever be there bro. time machine. how did she, she made it here in like an instant man. and i think she's definitely alcohol time machine. alcohol thrown at the ground strat. yeah. alcohol and increased power? wait how much is alcohol? how many tickets is alcohol? nine, nine, nine. okay, so every item goes up. i think we should reroll. increase the power dude. you don't like the rollback?
36:36 they're saying camera is good tech i have never been able to make the camera work. i think that's like a thousand pictures instead of one we have to make a lot here y'all yeah we do we had a double our money like a shit ton. i think reroll. yeah, let's reroll. let's go uh, it was a gun and drunk drinking again guns. not a bad idea
37:09 gun isn't about it does pay 33% of quotas if we just shoot. yeah, that actually is crazy shoot people all in right like then they all in you just shoot people and leave. yeah, you just shoot people the numbers are glitched so we don't know who's really in last i see number very well. i don't know. i think something's up with the camera. the number is very sorry to me. i
37:41 type shit. wait, if a drunk person shoots, then do we get more money? wait! no, i don't think so, because that's i bet that's not counted as profit. okay. okay. hold up, we need some info. is the throwing the bottle on the ground real? guys, guys, guys, guys, wait. come here. okay? come with me. put the bat down. the game i've been waiting for is here. okay. plinko. uhh... plinko!
38:10 you can block the side? wait, that's aw that's incredible. okay, wait wait wait. where'd i just put the gun? oh my god.
38:37 yeah, that's good. no, no, no, that's not good. but that stops all losses. basically, that might that actually might work actually. yeah. so wait, this is good. try it. try it. try one. i'm in y'all. yep. oh my god.
38:54 yes! yes!
39:13 oh, please! get me back! get me back!
39:24 oh, baby! what do you mean, part of the bad suit? yeah! what the fuck?
39:52 oh god. damn, that's awesome. wait, how did they use some loot? get ready to learn chinese barks. oh god.
40:08 fuck it i'll take those odds oh my god they're running over top of the bat
40:29 i'm losing. i'm winning. i'm winning. you're holding the bat. i'm losing. oh, you're you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're hey, you're
40:46 holy shit. can we put corey as an mvp? that was huge. that was huge. that's insane. we should make a statue of corey. we win the game. yeah, the game is over. that's the game winning strat. yeah, it's definitely not cheating. oh no.
41:07 i can't grab it from this side. fuck it, i'll send it on that. no, that's not... no, no! why is it going like straight up? well, yuuzhan might be actually the one who's gonna bark. there's no way. he's got profit now. he's got profit now. but he got the least profit. i think this thing bends. yeah, nice one, yuuzhan. oh no, oh no. oh no. just wait, wait for the engineer to actually get it done.
41:40 but then i can't even press the button once again. oh shit, it's ready! i can't even push the button guys, you're hogging it! pushing it! oh shit! pushing! i can only grab a ball like every once every three seconds. oh that's the shit right there. the back's out, the back's out, the back's out! the back's out, the back's out, the back's out. i don't give a fuck, i don't give a fuck. oh my god!
42:11 oh the bats are out there actually look at that
42:39 damn, you saw him with the come up. well, well, well. why are you guys gambling? we're ahead of quota. literally positive.
42:58 they're gonna they're gonna hot that they're gonna fucking hot fix that don't think the devs are gonna fix it they're working on their voice chat in game you don't have a loss kate no, no everyone wants so much wasn't it the person with the most loss? yeah you don't you don't have any loss. yeah. yeah, but it's not the most profit. i
43:30 i mean someone's gotta bark. i learned about someone's gotta bark. oh my god. if not now then when? you know what i mean? imagine if we had the ticket on profit book for that one. oh man that's true.
43:52 increased profit. he literally saved you from barking. he did. he did. you got to buy the coin. but then also he saved all of us from barking. i just happened to win. now that's your problem. i mean if you wanted, it sounds like i'm just better at gambling than everybody else who i pass there.
44:12 mystery box well you definitely a guarantee and then i had a really really a day where i did really really well better than a lot of other people and now i'm interesting how the waves of fate receive us well now we've only gotta do it
44:47 i didn't realize that no shit. let me see. there's plinko. we have floor three. we have floor three. let's check it out. oh shit. what is this? dragon tower. fuck is dragon tower? is this like?
45:18 wait wait wait i'm gonna sneak up to someone else when they're betting and raise it to max bet so my wife doesn't have to bark. this isn't a hand but like i don't do i get to see a fly? i'm gonna play a blackjack. minimum bet is 39k. fuck. did i just lose? yeah you're not playing against anyone you just have to make a hand.
45:43 i see who the **** i think you're going to catch up. holy **** oh my god. i just watched you hit. i'm standing right next to you. okay, hang on. i'm walking 210. what do you think? yeah. yeah. i think you got it. yeah. yeah. you have money and then i hit play, right? yeah.
46:04 no, no, no, no, no, you got a pair. oh, that's not bad. okay. okay. okay. hey, you don't have to there's nothing to beat. you're just making a hand. oh, you just bet $290,000. oh, my god. you're good. you're good. you're good. guys, should we go to floor two and play planko? oh, damn. he made it back. okay, stop playing yourself. stop playing yourself. stop playing yourself.
46:33 oh, and it's 1 58 p.m. i'm going to destroy you. yeah, yeah, yeah. only two minutes left. two minutes left. let's go to plinko. let's go to plinko. let's go to plinko.
46:43 you're so scared, by the way. let's go to plinko! come on, let's go to plinko! i have another bat. i got the bat from this floor. what if it's not spawned? oh shit. hey, get in here, get in here! i wanna see ludwig park though. i have to talk for that, k, get in here. i kinda wanna do nothing for that. he left, he left. wait, he left? i wanna see ludwig park!
47:11 oh my god, my dream is coming true. oh my god, who the fuck just how does work put it in the keypad hold left mouse on the keypad. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh my god yeah, yeah, how many draws do i get one more that oh
47:36 so i should keep the sevens. keep the sevens for straight. or you can go for the double ended straight. yeah. oh shit. cinema. he needs a nine or a four. good luck. fuck it, run it back. fuck it, run it back. oh fuck. wait. two nines to save. two nines to save. yeah. you'll keep your money. don't go for the flush. okay, money count. okay. okay, fuck it. nice. oh my god.
48:11 we also pick quota by the way, i don't know it's good right? it's good. it's good. yeah, it's good you just save your views keep your money on a pair nines is good we can do this to pair to pair get on there get on there. oh no, he's got three
48:45 oh shit he's back! oh my gosh! kate get on there, you gotta get on there. i'm not on the lost though, i'm not on the lost! someone else hit this shit!
49:01 holy shit. clutch? whoa, whoa, whoa. i think it's a quote on that's crazy. we went from 91,000 and 1.4 million in like 10 seconds. what kind of crazy? i mean, getting 10x for a two pairs fucked up man. that's crazy. yeah, they usually don't pay out under two x two x wasn't maybe two x.
49:32 it's a crazy graph. that's not even right. i think it's total profit maybe on those graphs? i don't know. i'm carrying this team. i think top fragging is by ludwig. right now, yeah. it's gotta be the gambler's confidence. coin, coin, coin. yeah, yeah that's probably good. oh we don't have 21. oh that's 21. that's 6.3 million. i think we're gonna hit it.
50:14 it's the best. it's the best item. it's everybody. go for it. go for it. go for it. y'all the best item in the same. okay, you can take an eye. you can take an eye and then i also get the coin because i get free profit. well, how about that? i feel like i gotta win. what if they change the rule and they say the least profit? get in there. you know what it is? it's kind of messed up. we **** rush the items. rush the items. you gotta rush the items. grab the gun. sprint. grab the gun.
50:51 what did my eye get us? i think the coin. i got the gun. i got the **** gun. i have a **** gun. i swear. oh, i was going to say go to floor two. we can go plinko. no, no. let's play honest. okay. okay. okay. he's in the lead now. he wants to play poker. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. true. wait, let's go **** this. wait, this is, what is this?
51:23 don't like these games tell me who to shoot i can shoot someone no, probably ryan ryan does ryan use the book
51:51 wait, i'm gonna have to start gambling. fuck. guys, can i get my eye back after this round? yeah. okay, thanks. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. can i have a block jack or something? ow. what's going on here? i got knocked out of the limo. i got shot by a gun.
52:23 we probably could have gone for the challenge. we made 3.5 million? we did. he played, he went crazy on craps. i did gold ship craps and i hit a seven instantly. it was 1.5 million dollars. insane. yeah, it was awesome. there's no way this is right. no, no, that's wrong. kate's for sure in last. i, i am. i am. oh no. i don't want
52:54 i got alcohol
53:15 i need help so i don't bark. 100% i was coming here to see if i can get you a peek item. you know what? maybe it'll be good and a little synergized and i'll give it to you. i need help. i don't mind kory barking. and now there's no tickets man! any strat? what game is good? what'd you guys buy? alcohol.
53:43 take my eye and give an eye for an eye, right? yeah. i mean, i've been eyelids since around zero. what was that wet sound? i appreciate it. i appreciate it. it's you or me. i'm gonna give myself an eye back. yeah. okay.
54:01 i did give everybody up there imagine you literally saved ryan's soul and you actually saved ryan's soul it always comes back to me being the bad guy somehow i'm done imagine? i can't see god has mercy on me i'm so scared i've never been so scared about this open that crack open that thing please roll i like it
54:37 on what though? oh shit doesn't help i'm afraid okay ryan help me help me ryan okay which game which game all right gather round throw it up wait so what does the boost do uh increase the profit okay but it doesn't increase the odds right no just profit all right okay wait hold on which game are we doing which game are we doing it doesn't matter we're all gonna be jumping we can go anywhere we want it's an individual game all right three two one go all right what even is this
55:07 someone's gonna bet 3.3 million. i've just got a chill here we go
55:26 i'm in last, am i? i'm in last, am i?
55:54 $1.27 million in my pocket. i don't think i'm in last. i don't trust you behind me. i don't. yes. yes. yes.
56:17 hey, what the fuck? what the fuck man? i bought one hat. i bought one hat. minus one mil. wait, kory, what happened? yes, yes, yes. you played again? sorry, six? you're gonna hit six. oh my god. oh shit, he's back. he's back. i haven't won any money. i've just gone up and down the same amount of money. oh my god. hey, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. wait, here's an easy way to make money. what? right here, on this one. we gotta, we gotta all fuck each other. alright, alright, go ahead.
56:52 you go ahead, you go ahead, you go ahead. i won't fuck with your bed. i think you're playing right now. no joke, no joke. i think you're actually in. not in. stop, stop. you don't want to play with 25 mines? that's so fucked up. i'll do it, i'll do it. shit. he fucking did it, man. he fucking did it. you gotta do one, you gotta do one. come on, come on. you gotta do one, you gotta do one.
57:26 okay, listen. okay, i'm all in. we have zero fucking dollars.
57:43 this feels awesome. wait, you're up here with me. we're okay. we're okay. yeah, we're genuinely okay. we're fine. let them eat bark. $6 million down. okay, go again. go again. i'm gonna watch squeaks ruin his life. holy shit. he's back. you just got your money back. you got your money back. i think you just hit it. i think brian, i think you're playing.
58:15 i think you just lost 600. okay, i think it's this one. no. you're down 5.2 million. shoot me, shoot me, shoot me. you missed. it's not working. okay, let's go, let's go, let's go. nobody, nobody, here you go. me, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. turn around. me, chilli assured destruction. what is? fuck, we didn't even get to play. bro, i was so ready to go one mine.
58:49 one mine is a great show. one mine, it's free money. it's actually a nine to five. it's an honest living. i'll get the gun and then i'll give it to you so you can do one mine. yeah, let's form up some one mine. one mine, what if it goes wrong? i'm gonna give it to ryan to shoot me. okay, ryan, shoot me and then play. i need to see you. okay, good. it took your body, that's so devastating. that's okay, that's okay, that's okay. i just wanna watch, i just wanna watch.
59:17 ready? here you go. one mine. i'm just gonna get tired of mine. wait, wait, wait, wait. let's watch ryan. am i playing? wait, were you trying to hit the mines for me, you son of a bitch? i wasn't trying to hit the mines. i was... i tried to save the day. no, no. uppies, uppies, uppies, uppies. thank you.
59:46 thanks he's gonna have to bark we were doing a good honest thing at the mines no
1:00:13 i hate to tell you believe it or not oh
1:00:47 look at that. wait, i parried? that's crazy. wait, no! wait, this whole thing is glitched. it's all glitched. no, this is total. no, this is oh yeah, total. oh man.