Richie Tenenbaum mukbang just dropped (Tomodachi Life)

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0:01 how delightful. austin, they're gushing about the yummy cake they serve here. austin spends all day in the restaurant. i'm a little upset right now. okay, well first off, trying to think of what food austin powers would go crazy for. he seems like the type of motherfucker that could really devour a candy apple.
0:37 cigarettes? i think austin powers is canonically a non smoker. because, uh, i believe that... doesn't liz hurley ask him, austin, do you smoke after sex? and he goes, i don't know, baby, i've never looked. something like that. it's a pretty good line. ah, spring. it's even a refreshing name.
1:10 gold member did offer him a smoke and a pancake. if you had to take one of gold members combinations of smoked items and pancakes, various breakfast type flatbreads, what are you taking? yeah, but bong in a blitz is pretty, i mean that's high on the power rankings for sure. cigar and a crepe? it's very kind of like french riviera of you. richie needs to be mouth too.
1:46 good seeing you. he does light cigarettes for the sex bots. wait, sorry, they're not called sex bots. why did i read that verbatim? you're not a real knower. they're called fembots. they're not designed for sex. they're designed to kill austin powers, bro. i've got time to kill. i could use some good books to read. you would fuck with the stranger, bro. i'll give you a book. funny comic for richie tenenbaum.
2:17 nah, man, i think we gotta create our own book for richie tenenbaum. don't read the news, bro. that's fine. we can start with a white book. why does he look so good? because there's no margo. am i right? r slash sips tea. why does richie tenenbaum look so good? yeah, because margo's not on the island. okay, the stranger.
2:56 albert camus. and then let's find this. oh, this is perfect, man. i can absolutely this better not be on webp jpeg image. don't give him the stranger. why? it's a good book. he's got the maturity to handle it without doing something he regrets. next one could be the death of ivan illich. this one's called the stranger cool.
3:30 i mean this is easy man. i don't know why it says earth on it like yeah i know what planet i'm on man. first things first we're gonna need like it's kind of got like like a beige undercoat like perhaps in this region right here. oh that's really that's fucking good man that's fucking good.
4:09 and then, i mean, i picked the perfect cover to make it like easy here for sure. i'm realizing i might actually be like an undiscovered prodigy in the art world. i'm gonna say we need a black rectangle for the next part. why am i replacing like tones that i actually need? nah, we can work on that in post.
4:45 you're gonna give me something like... just eyeball it. something like that right there looks really good. is the book open? we'll just... it's called artistic license, sweetheart. okay, that looks great. and then we need two red rectangles. guys, i've made a huge mistake.
5:20 you need to press the a button to confirm your transformation. i should know that i've been using photoshop for a long time. i can live with that. and then this is where you really prove your fucking metal, bro. we need one of these. i'm going to say like that is perfect. and then duplicate it and shrink it. no, it's not going to work. we need to create another one just off centered.
6:11 holy fuck. i love it. and then i'm thinking, could we make him albert camus? or is that too much? is that too much? it might be too much.
6:46 top is off by one. it doesn't matter because once it's in the game, it's going to look like four pixels big. don't even worry about that. we'll fix it in post anyway. all caps. now bear. can't meet.
7:26 i think that looks awesome. l'étranger. where my damn apostrophe at, man? no, man, they're elevating back take over apostrophe. pick me up, mom. l'étranger. it's got what the french call a certain... i don't know what. you're missing the accent de goule? we'll add it in post.
8:25 and then i don't even this is says nrf nrf like i don't know what that's from though and then it also says galimar you can change the fonts yeah well you can't change the feeling but you can change the feeling about the feelings in a second or two uh huh people always come around
9:05 it's sunny in 75, buddy. you hear that? can you actually? damn, you can too, that's huge. this is gonna go crazy. it's a little thick, if i may. you should add kevin o'leary.
9:50 i don't really like the implications of kevin o'leary being in like an island environment. what kind of book is this? that's an interesting question. le tanger. can i say something? i was wrong that the accent should actually be bigger but i think it doesn't really matter. and then here's the... oh we should add fucking bluey, man. here's the hard part is like um
10:23 smoothing out this. i really thought i could do this in cursive. this is like when you have to e sign a document. how's that? that looks fucking horrible.
11:08 they literally have italics? wait, source? that's literally fine. that's awesome. i'm not going to draw the tail. as long as they know it's the stranger, that's all that matters. what kind of book is this? it's the stranger, bro.
12:04 guys, can i ask you a question? why is every good movie produced by janus films? like there's not a lot of heuristics that you can rely on in the modern era. if you start a movie on the criterion channel and you see the janus films logo, you know you're in good fucking hands, man. they literally, i don't even, oh they distribute, okay. well they literally distribute like every good movie that's ever come out. how do you say this? how do you strange this? lay?
12:46 tron j play tron j that's so fucking good. that's so awesome. content? it's not really a challenging read. is it terrifying? i don't know if i say terrifying. i guess it challenges your worldview. blurb blurb is probably nothing ever happens. actually, you know what the blurb should be? i think i've struck gold.
13:56 i don't care. do you? rip melania, you would fuck with les trangé. r slash anti car melania be like i don't car do you? yeah yeah yeah. see now you're getting it. cover style? japanese les trangé. color of the book? let's give it a little... yeah i like that.
14:42 i think that's perfect. it's a little off center but it looks so fucking good. yeah, i think we're gonna need 15 copies of the stranger maybe. is that asia? yeah, yeah, that's asia. everybody on the island is fucking with asia by stephen
15:16 now, richie tenenbaum, you need some food. most royal tenenbaums coated food out of all these? i would definitely say like a perfect omelet feels very royal tenenbaums coated. have you read the stranger? yeah, yeah, i read it. i read it yesterday or maybe it was today.
15:52 maybe i'll read it again in the fall. can i say something? i also think richie tenenbaum would fucking love asia. he really liked it. how would you know bro? you haven't listened to it yet. maybe you have listened to it. you haven't listened to it enough to fucking get it yet. steely dan sucks ass? hey buddy, fuck you.
16:29 what else does richie tennen i'm not gonna make him say i'm going to kill myself today every time he eats food, okay? that's too much. famous richie tennenbombs quotes. richie. richie. richie. i'm searching for richie. searching. here's one. richie, i'm going to kill myself tomorrow. richie says i wrote a suicide note. richie speaking about his suicide attempt.
17:18 richie saying i have to tell you something but he's talking to margo. richie saying yeah. young richie tenenbaum. no that's not really apropos. i'm starting to think this movie isn't a comedy man. could just make him fart. i mean i'll tell you. i speak with a loud voice. i'll tell you one thing. oh i already gave him cries when angry huh? wait i'm gonna feed myself tomorrow. i mean it kind of makes
18:10 it makes light of the situation. does he walk, he kind of walks, kind of walks like that i would say. stands restlessly, stands while adjusting glasses. i mean that's kind of like a nothing burger. he needs more man. certainly feel like he meets with a, he meets with a nod. okay, i'm gonna film myself is actually, it might be too much. i'm not trying to make light of richie tenenbaum's
18:45 mental health concerns, but that's actually awesome. this is why it's so great to play this game with chat. and definitely this has i am energy, not i am. i'm going to... i'm going to fill... no, they don't have it. fill me self. okay, me self would be interesting too. i'm going to fill myself. i'm going to fill myself.
19:46 i'm going to kill myself. i always wanted to say that. yes, that's true. it should be pronounced as yummy. thanks. that might be too real. what else they eating in the royal tenenbaums, man? they ain't eating bulgogi in the royal tenenbaums. i'll tell you that much. roasted chestnuts ass family. that's too much for me right now. nevermind. when the fuck? oh, i thought i gave him a huge tote bag. in the morning.
20:22 and your book of numbers and your remedies, one of these surely will breed out the sorrow. he's gonna love asia, bro. hey, we could play no repeats. i literally will never play no repeats with you. but you can you get start some shit with the avgn, okay?
20:52 malv, i need you to disturb some shit. malv is not interested in avgn. but avgn thinks he looks like my dude. how's our baby? i'll go check on michael in just a sec here. indifferent! he's indifferent to the avgn, bro! this is michael. michael's doing okay. um, good morning.
21:25 oh, he's about to level up too. sure thing. but you don't exist, man. you don't exist. so that means we can actually start to build our first original character. something the real michael can't live without is... example, an envelope. i've got it. you can't live without a lamborghini urus.
22:24 a mustang. lamborghini urus. is that right? well, i think i'd like the real me, cause i love a lamborghini urus. just the thought of it made him happy. he got so happy he leveled up. that's sad. but the baby likes a lamborghini urus, cade. what's the problem? i mean, he is a baby, so he throws tantrums. we'll let this character develop slowly. more accurate mr. beast viewer. can i say something? i feel like i got one step closer to my true self. or whatever.
23:14 thank you for asking by the way. oh shit. oh, we got a new trip. we interrupt to bring you some amy. you need to ask connor out. just received some wonderful news. it's being reported that 20 types of island lingo are now being used on i log ranbir overjoyed residents have been talking all day saying things like nobody can stop us from talking with all these new things to say.
23:40 in recognition of this, brother will be presented with a silver speech bubble. thanks for watching. how about that? i'm amy blue from the doom generation. yes, michael inherited my type shit for a guy like me. he also inherited kate's itadakimasu. hey, good morning.
24:05 and my baldness, that's true. i just thought that it would be good. i mean, you have not gotten like a single present so far. you're a little baby, you probably love a rubber ducky. told you. wait, what's wrong with our actual child? i wish i had a peloton. oh, don't mind me.
24:39 she do be talking like that and also she learned how to ride a bike i got a video of her yesterday learning how to ride a pedal bike without any support from daddy that being said everybody gangsta on the downhills but once you get a little like a one or a two degree grade all of a sudden. it's all daddy i need a push daddy. i need a push i
25:07 what should you talk about? you should not talk about fester's quest with bob dylan. what did you have in mind? what should you talk about with bob dylan? that's easy, man. a person they should talk about? ruben carter. stevie wonder? we should add stevie wonder to the island, man. you can drive me all over! ruben carter was falsely tried, bro. morning! bob dylan!
25:54 do you feel like talking about... reuben carter? sure! reuben carter and i are both playing jeopardy enthusiasts. you can't win them all. wait, really? i had no idea you were into that. everybody must get stoned. next time you feel like playing jeopardy, count me in too. everybody must get stoned. sure! you're more than welcome to join us. i guess this makes us buds now.
26:28 welcome to our new friendship. this is huge. wait, uh, why would you change the subject like that? he hates my daughter? talking about reuben carter didn't lead to anything. it led to one of the top three tracks on the 1976 album desire actually. that's alright. that's bob's fault. that's not your fault. she likes kate better than you? it varies day to day honestly.
27:12 depends, we got a little good cop bad cop thing going on. what else you got going on here? she is a bit of a scaredy cat if i'm being honest. she was tweaking last night, kate. you know where she is in night owl too, but i want to see her on the island. she should be able to change her clothes as she sees fit. she's pretty quirky. does she still hate the piglins? no, i don't know what she was scared of last night. she was like, she was kicking her blankets off like crazy in the bed.
27:44 but it wasn't piglin related as far as i know. she likes tamago sushi, go ahead have an omelet. i think she just needed to go to the bathroom but she wouldn't go. it's too real. it's a marriage load of love! who made this, cupid?
28:09 it's like cupid shot an arrow from its bow and it hit both of them in the ass! fucking pervert, get out of here, avgn. this is literally wool, do not... don't do this! oh, no wait, this is too real. i thought they were gonna do a bit about how apparently it's all fun and games when daddy gets splashed, but as soon as mommy gets splashed, it's uh...
28:42 everything goes to defcon 2. but i should know by now. i mean, i've been married for 12 years at this point. i should know by now. there's a couple double standards. yeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
29:03 bro, you desperately need a copy of the stranger right now. no, i can't give him a copy of the stranger because then he'll read books instead of playing with his nes controller. wait, wait, wait. would you further develop this relationship please? what's the matter? i just can't move. little of this. a scotch of that. and oh, i'm starting to feel better.
29:33 i vow to return the favor one day anyone would have helped. nope, now still fucking hates him. man, we're leveling up like crazy man. i'll give him a rolling rock as soon as he produces one clip. he's not produced a single clip yet. two more wishes we get central eastern europe. it's time. you think
30:05 there's gotta be one that's just italy. italy has enough tourism cachet to get its own. cause i wanna make sure we're sending pauli walnuts to italy. who are we sending to eastern europe? oh there's a mediterranean one, even better. what's going on at temoria? the three outcasts on the island talking again. the punk pack?! i can resist squishing a cat's toe beans.
30:49 i'm 1950s austin with the pompadour baby, very cool, very greaser baby, yeah. rose caught more beetles in mark david chapman baby, yeah. that's not very nice.
31:17 that's not... it's the first thing that popped into my brain, but i should have thought about it a little more closely. is that gordon ramsay? kate! you recognized him! you're the first person to guess this is gordon ramsay and not ellen degeneres! not right now, gordon. i need to develop relationships before i make the joy of cooking. um...
31:54 this is the riskiest part, is feeding gordon something that you cook because he doesn't, he didn't really fuck with the first food we gave him. this is my polenta with some porcini mushrooms on top. yum. with a cauliflower puree on the side. delightful. the polenta's cooked perfectly. you donkey. i've got time to kill. i could use some good books to read. not right now, man.
32:30 nathan, we gotta... we gotta get you out of here, man. you're doing an ex saint jude thing, but i, uh... yeah, thank you. thank you, sirtoasty. just give him l'etranger. i've got time to kill. bro! just go on your phone like anybody else! account created 2012. he'll be back. he just needs to submit an on band request. um... i'm not gonna give him the stranger, because i don't want gordon ramsay to be walking around reading the stranger. i want him to be going around reading the joy of cooking or some shit like that.
33:17 you gotta give him something? bet. broken out of a mango. level up, you motherfucker. bro just likes mango? it might be the best tasting fruit, so that's no surprise. we all know gordon ramsay's a real eater. can i get a level up on gordon ramsay to add a little more character to him? what would gordon ramsay like?
33:59 i think gordon ramsay would like a globe because he travels around the world. why not give him the book? because it's going to fuck up his character to be reading the stranger when instead we could have him reading a cookbook and we'll laugh about it every time because we'll be like, look at him, he's a chef reading a cookbook because that's funny. if we give him too many books, then it's not always going to hit when we see what he's reading.
34:35 okay, when ending a sentence he says, you donkey. when, i mean he says, idiot sandwich, it's fucking raw. as a catchphrase, it's raw. it's raw, fuck me. is there a quirk for like takes off his shirt a lot? he has a tendency of taking off his shirt. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. this is so much better. before eating, it's raw. because it's about food. it's bloody raw.
35:36 i do need to give him loud voice too. that's the next, next thing. next quirk has to be booming voice, scary voice. it's bloody wrong. you could give him a topless shirt that looks like a male torso with nipples and then have him change his own clothes. okay, wait, that's, you are a creative thinker. you are a very creative thinker. that is a solution.
36:11 a trinity, michael's got problems man with an airbrush six pack. michael seems curious about chad bro. chad seems curious about michael. hi michael. hey michael, i'm chad. you're talking about luna's mix.
36:45 chat, you're like minded with someone who's one day old. how does that make you feel? connor's not doing anything. a peloton turned up in the photo, but how? connor, it's time to force the issue. what's up with connor mcdavid? i need them to either commit or get off the pot here. you dropped something. it looks important. thank you. you dropped your copy of asia on vinyl. i'll take good care of it.
37:25 if it isn't connor mcdavid. fuck it, let's ruin richie tenenbaum's life. i don't give a fuck what you think about that garbage can, man. wait, she's kind of having a moment? morning, richie tenenbaum. do you feel like talking about judo? i could see judo showing up in a wes anderson style montage of hobbies that they pursued when they were kids.
38:10 how good are you at judo? and it's like they start with a tight zoom in on chaz tenenbaum throwing another kid over his shoulder and then zooming out and then he goes like this. that's amazing. i could totally see that scene. you're good at judo. wanna be friends? and it's like a crash zoom out. it's like a really fast zoom out and then it holds and chaz goes... i could see it 100%.
38:37 wait, wait, wait. you guys are friends now? richie tenenbaum has his first friend? that's big. what will be richie tenenbaum's nickname? what will be amy blue's nickname? obviously you're going to be margo too. hey, margo too. richie tenenbaum's nickname? amy blue would call him nepo baby.
39:28 top of the morning. nepo baby. not nepo baby. nepo baby. hell goes it. baby. minus two missed your wife's message. can i get a re up? can i get a re up on the message? nepo baby. you know the person you need to add on the island? you should add my mom. that's a trap right there. i'm not adding my mother in law to the island. i hope margo too shows me all the tricks of the trade.
40:05 but would i know what kind of quirks to give her? yes, i would. yes, i would. she don't watch the stream? yeah, but her daughter do. her daughter do though. amy blue from the doom generation. i've really run out of stuff that i know about you at all. i speak with a loud voice. i speak with a radiant voice.
40:39 public farter? we can't give everybody public farter. it's too much of a good thing. as a catchphrase, i don't know man. she needs something. she needs something. she needs something that reinforces her character a little bit more. she could say her own name like a pokemon. just kill her off already. spoilers. make something up. give her a paintbrush.
41:27 can i see? i'm doing my own catchphrases. here's what she's gonna do. her character, one of her defining personality traits is being from the 90s. her catchphrase is going to be, it is the 90s. it is the 90s. can i just go back in here and then dot, dot, dot. and then we put a little extra sauce on it. it is the 90s. it is the 90s.
42:19 and then comma after all. this is like amy blue's sitcom catchphrase. do you want gravy on your fries? sure, it is the 90s after all. it is the 90s after all. it is the 90s after all. would absolutely work. minus two, he's losing it. you haven't even seen this movie. librarian, how did you see mile end kicks? it is the 90s after all.
42:52 how did you see mile end kicks? you don't live in montreal. thank you. now i feel more like myself. it is the 90s, after all. that's literally good. everyone that minused tude me is now they're seeing the error of their ways. okay, wait, you reeled me back in? this is why you need... sometimes it's good to cook by committee and sometimes it's good to have an auteur in the kitchen.
43:37 one more wish gives us central europe. well, let's grant a wish then, bro. let's grant a wish. we really not have a karate dvd yet? i mean, i feel like that would go crazy. both dan and avgn are very karate coded. and trinity, that's true! all right, who's going to central europe?
44:09 we interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
44:28 i could really use the alone time. i was telling chad if we had a second kid, so someone can leave immediately. if it was also like me, much like our daughter is, like it would be, it might be too much. thanks for watching. i'm kate, and you're up to date. if we hire old and we had one kid like me and one kid like you, i think that would be a great balance. but if we had three people in the household who are like me, i mean, that's just, it's all fucked up. you know what? i think we should send connor mcdavid to
45:00 central europe? maybe he could get like a czech goaltender or something to help him out in the playoffs. i mean, maybe he could go to germany with leon dreicheidel. are you really giving me a central eastern europe tour? thank you so much. i hate mcdavid. he keeps icing amy blue. amy needs to at least make her intentions known because connor mcdavid does connor and bob in slovenia!
45:36 walking through sigi, swata, romania. damn, he kind of hit that too. say cheese. next location, please. it's always time for astronomy. bro, you're not playing the stars till the next round. say cheese. bro's talking about astronomy. living the mountain life in kavri, shtitsa, bulgaria. say cheese. that's cute, man. they are fitted up.
46:19 this is the day of the expanding man. that was a wonderful trip. i mean, we were on vacation, that makes sense. thanks so much for letting me take it. here, i brought you a souvenir. is he talking slower than usual? you got an embroidered handkerchief. he needs a carbo load too. you need some schnitzel, bro. actually, you know what? lasagna seems like a hockey player food. yum.
46:56 watching for the last hour makes me want to switch in this game. i'm like semi embarrassed, but also i think it's awesome. i've literally played like 27 hours of tomodachi life. and it has a weird curve where like playing an hour of it almost feels like too much. but once you've played for an hour, playing for five hours seems not even close to enough.
47:21 like the first hour you're like, i think i'm out of stuff to do. you break through a wall and then you're like, wait, i can do anything. and then you fucking do it. we should make solaire, man. we gotta make elizabeth holmes. like that's the thing, i was like, we're gonna start the stream by making elizabeth holmes, but i've had too much shit to do. like, malf and connor mcdavid aren't even friends yet. oh damn. avgn is holding court, man. daniel pla i've abandoned my stove!
47:55 i abandoned my stove! fuck it bro, maybe connor mcdavid and gordon ramsay would get along. you donkey.
48:20 this is real. a hockey player quoting meet the parents is real as fuck. the only thing is, meet the parents is a little cerebral for your average nhler. they really seem like they're more of like wedding crashers the other guys coded, but still. i feel like the average nhl player, if they saw ben stiller, they would want to pick him up and stuff him into a trash can, but they're really fucking with vince vaughn for sure. i forgot what her room looks like. hiya.
48:55 i'd love it if my clothes looked a little cooler. god damn you, cypher. they literally can't look cooler. you look great how you are. oh, you think they're the coolest clothes that have ever existed and when the movie came out everybody started to dress like you. thanks. i'll keep wearing this. god damn you, cypher. calling meet the parents cerebral is crazy? bro, there's doctors in the movie. you don't think dr. bob is a little cerebral?
49:28 um, good morning. kate, have you ever seen this? daniel plainview loves baked beans. it's literally the only food i've ever fed him and probably the only food i ever will feed him. greg's a male nurse. yeah, but he got 98th percentile on his mcats. ham cakes prove that he is so good.
50:06 we'll make a milkshake, okay? we'll make a milkshake for daniel plainview, but i think they might actually have milkshake in the game. i've just never seen it. it is in the game. okay, ea sports. bro, we're feasting on the plainview level ups too. you look great how you are. i literally gave you like the perfect fit for yourself based on what i have right now.
50:47 $3,000, man. even by plainview standards, that's a lot of money. we need some fucked up pants for chat, man. these pants are not fucked up enough. they actually just kind of make you look cool. who wants a luna's mix sitting out? huh? aww. i didn't want any more luna's mix, bro. what was that about?
51:28 zelda t and cargo shorts. oh, dude, the zelda triforce shirt would be so awesome. damn, he's doing analog youtube. they're saying an nes controller is worth twice as much as a peloton. i'm steaming up over that.
51:59 this is probably what it felt like when he published that first video. five millennials in the comments going, wait, wait! probably the first comments were like, nice try, fester's quest isn't that bad. i played this as a fuck you! i played this game as a kid and it was awesome lol! maybe it's time for elizabeth holmes wait!
52:29 they'll never look at a lamborghini urus without trembling after listening to this asia. they could both afford a lamborghini urus. what are you listening to? oh, asia, huh? i also think we do need to add some more albums to increase the variance of our mad libs. other easy albums to add, beatles white album is a given. also weezer's blue album, but with four me's on the cover.
52:58 the blue album for weezer would be so awesome. close to the edge by yes. there's a lot of various tones of green on that. i'm not sure if i could recreate that.