I get it but please get back to work (Tomodachi Life)
Northernlion2026-05-08Tomodachi Life
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what's your problem man? i must be in a good mood. i'm listening to the blue album. okay, fine. hi. don't get it twisted. sorry. i'm a little upset with honey. why did she have to say that? sometimes your kid can be playing tricks on your mind. where did amy blue go? you literally can't listen to asia. it's gonna fix you. what you need right now without a doubt.
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here's a copy of albert camus' the stranger. why is everyone mad? connor mcdavid kicked it off by not laughing at amy blue's joke and now the bad vibes are spreading which is actually good because we're about to get some fucking drama on the island, bro. i feel like a heavy weight has been lifted from my shoulders. it is the 90s. after all motherfucker. whole house mad? not quite unfortunately.
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fuck it up again. uh, connor, i need to talk to you. amy blue from the doomed generation. hey there. she the crassest of this trial. damn fucking do something.
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wait, that's real. they're saying the stranger will become clear if they can figure out the line, i don't care, do you? we don't need a new guy! we need we need our guys to become more... entwined with one another so that the the trauma can start to flow. bro, where the fuck is my zero year old? trinity has not met amy blue yet, huh? trinity wants to be friends with abg no, trinity hasn't met dan yet!
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yo, this is a meeting of the minds. so they call me trinity. what do they call you? trinity. hi, my name's dan. it's important to stay physically fit so you can fight agents even though no one's ever seen one lose combat. that's big.
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avgn don't give a fuck? nah, he's lazy man. like he hasn't done fucking anything. he's also never met amy blue from the doom generation. i don't think they would get along at all irl to be honest.
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you need rolling rock? i made him an offer. the offer that i made him. if he generates one clip for my twitch channel, i will make a can of rolling rock. oh my god, he did the peter griffin laugh with the peter griffin fit. she should then generate a diarrhea dump for him. you're sick!
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oh, they gotta get mad at each other. bob dylan and africa tour incoming? we need it's been like hours of them just getting along. we need we need something to mix this shit up. the news is the same every time. i'm not gonna add dr. fetus to the island, okay? this isn't a youtube let's play. oh, paulie walnuts is gonna get done so soon too!
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bob dylan, are you gonna take anybody with you? connor mcdavid took you to central europe, bro. you should take connor mcdavid to africa. wow, an africa tour. him in the dms? oh, i'd like to spend some time in mozambique. this is going to be so much fun. him in real life? everybody must get stoned. oh, thanks for the ticket to mozambique. yay!
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greetings from the pyramids of gisa what's amiga do to move into a place like this? huh? there's lots of pretty people that you meet just having my mind blown in a savannah everybody must get stoned that actually sounded like a real bob dylan lyric though. oh
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it's impossible to feel blue when you're in chefchaouen, morocco. say cheese. you might be in tangiers though. you ever think about that? you've been living there i hear. that was a wonderful trip. thanks so much for letting me take it. everybody must get stoned. oh, and i brought you a souvenir. everybody must get stoned. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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you got a colorful basket. oh shit. everybody must get stung. come on man, you want to level up? fuck. bob might need some more lines. you think bob dylan needs to not say everything
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must everybody must get stoned at the end of every fucking sentence? oh, he doesn't like it man. it's a shame because bulgogi kind of sounds like your name. plus i was ready to give you another catchphrase, but i guess it's gonna have to wait. fuck it bro. yeah, i'll let my daughter get mentored by elizabeth holmes. she's literally 30 under 30, bro. i just can't.
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he could say, okay, how does it meal is good, but one more cup of coffee before i go before he eats and then just feeding him nothing but coffee could be the move. really what we're trying to do is create so many set plays comedically. like just go to jokes that it can fill five hours. we're at like an hour and a half right now.
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yeah, the elizabeth holmes actually turned out. there was a time where it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, but... it, uh... it came through in the end, man. seems like minded. not the damn can full of fish bones that's catching from a leak in the fucking ceiling, man.
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what's going on with chad? you're doing your best, man. no. what the fuck you mean, baked beans ain't number one? you would go apeshit for yakisoba. i was gonna say you're probably too full. have you had a mango yet? yeah, i've had every fruit type shit. that seems fair. yeah, it's like the best tasting food almost on the planet, i would say.
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i do think as well, i mean there was a part of me that was like, you just can't fill your life with toilet paper. no head rubs, that's right, cuz we want drama. and i'll just be honest with you, i mean you definitely need some of this as well. bro's like, i already got socks.
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i think you and mommy would be fast friends. you was like not the right play there. what should we talk about to help them get along? what should my zero year old son and amy blue from the doom generation talk about? what did you know then? hmm. talk about... person they should talk about is keanu reeves.
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because putting this into the island means there's a chance we could get an organic... the chat is calling keanu reeves breathtaking. mommy, say hello to you. you, this is mommy. maybe instead of you, we should change the pet name to this guy. say hello to this guy. keanu reeves. a trinity in keanu could be a play too.
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oh, we start building. i said we'll never add like multiple people from the same media property, but... we put the other people from the media property into the lore of the world so they can talk about them. and thus the world becomes deeper. yeah, that's michael. damn, they're good friends already.
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what will amy blue call michael? i think running joke on the island is that everybody just calls him this guy because nobody knows who he is. this guy! how goes it? and you will be aunt amy. your oc ain't doing so good. he's got a lot of people talking. he's got a lot of people talking. they talked about piano reeds and ended up becoming friends. motherfucker.
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see the problem is chat you've never been happy and you've never been angry. i've literally never seen you say plus two and it's been in the game forever. well i don't think any of these are gonna work. it speaks with the kind of creepy voice you would hear in a nightmare. because you never make us do anything?
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it's not my fault you just sit in your shithole shack all day jerking off with all the toilet paper i gave you. look, you're literally friends with everybody.
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what's your deal? i've been telling you to come out of your cave and you're saying no, man. daniel plainview. as an oil me, do you have a moment? as an oil me, do you have a moment? i would just love it if there were a round street lamp right here. i'll speak to you as an urbanist does. you're gonna have light coming out of your ears. we're gonna build electricity. we're gonna build generators and grids.
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i hope you don't mind if i speak to you plainly, but it pains me that any man, woman or child should have to go without light at night time in this fair country. it makes me feel like we've foregone our civic duty. you're going to have infrastructure coming out of your ears. we should at some point add jack nicholson from as good as it gets and then just have him say
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shut your pie hole and bring me a chicken salad sandwich. how about you shut your pie hole and bring me a chicken salad sandwich? huh. hey, brother, has anybody ever told you that your nose looks like sebastian stantz? i have heard that. i have heard that. oh, i'm so nervous. i have to feed gordon ramsay some food. i have to feed gordon my lasagna. it's bloody raw. oh no, gordon!
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he hates it, he loves it. it's his favorite food ever. dude, imagine the thrill if you fed gordon ramsay his favorite food ever. i'm in the mood to play a game. i'll give you something. gordon ramsay, this is tekken. he's a competitive guy, it seems like a perfect fit.
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i should make slay the spire and give it to myself. oh, that's fucking genius! you should make slay the sp i'll just take a slay the spire 2 screenshot overlay it into the game and then trace it pixel by pixel. oh shit. ending a sentence you donkey before eating its bloody raw. i mean, he calls people idiot sandwich. he does start sentences by saying right and then clapping his hands together. oh, you're so real. he needs loud voice.
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i speak with a loud voice. and then make him the only person with loud voice. i feel like i'm getting closer to who i truly am. you donkey. it's really loud. damn! what the hell was going on out here? amy jee ette, get back in the editing room! he's never said his catchphrase. he has so many catchphrases. he's never said a single one. who do you think this is?
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that's dan with his baseball cap. the answer is dan. next up, your second mystery needs shadow. who do you think this is? that's michael, bro. the answer is michael. and finally, your last mystery needs shadow. who do you think this is? bob dylan. bob dylan! the correct answer is bob dylan. that's a wrap. michael's iconic silhouette.
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it's pissing me off too because people are saying you only added one me. the fuck is a tawashi scrub brush, man? i did not add one me today, i added two mes. you don't give a fuck about michael? it's pissing me off that you're happy. oh man, this guy. did you hear about the cat? i did, i did. but did you hear all the talk about fester's quest? oh, yeah. i heard about that a while ago.
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but you know what? we never finished talking about the lamborghini, juris. it would go crazy if the only thing we put into the game were like old hockey player names. because then this would be a real conversation that i have with my friends. like, fuck man. you know how long it's been since i thought about alexei morozov? i haven't seen much from austin today. austin has been... he's let...
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he's let the other me's take the spotlight today. let's see what you got going on. don't ask for a new fit. fuck you. you look great how you are, bro. can you deport amy blue? amy blue is literally gonna... her relationship with...
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connor mcdavid and richie tenenbaum is gonna be the match that lights the fire, man. it's crazy they're listening to this when they could be listening to asia. fucking up the whole concert for everybody else. austin powers is trying to talk kate into becoming a fan of ryan. bro, we're married!
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down in front. le trangé. le trangé. yes, le trangé. now this is a classic, man. austin, we won. i didn't level up. what's your problem? huge. i told you we need amy blue because she's fucking up the vibes.
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and then i feel like introducing you to richie tenenbaum at this exact moment could be pivotal in both of your lives. hey there. there's someone who lives on i la gran villa named dan, right? that's right. do you think dan and i would make a good team? absolutely. oh, yeah? now i'm kind of curious about him. kind of, i guess.
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honestly, no. yeah, i mean, of course, of course they would not get a long irl. we might be friends with connor mcdavid though.
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good afternoon, connor mcdavid. good afternoon, richie tenenbaum. he's talking about the united states of america, but it feels like the conversation is going poorly. oh, i guess they're honest then. i guess they're having an honest conversation. elizabeth holmes. oh my god, how have we not introduced? stop this!
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and record a video. elizabeth holmes needs to get introduced to daniel plainview. this could be like the relationship that colin farrell had with that one lady in the lobster.
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some kind of electronic box that produces a light that responds to stimulus. it's a far fetched idea from the pages of a science fiction novella! tell me more! yeah, yeah, go check in on elizabeth holmes. how do you do? elizabeth holmes! good afternoon, luna. i was talking to squatco down at the...
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this reminds me of elizabeth holmes trying to pitch the stanford ceo on the theranos device. actually, let me get a rain check on this conversation. wait, she even talks like a startup bro. let's table this conversation for now and circle back at a later date. yes! the vibes are bad. yes, yes, yes, yes. and then where's richie tenenbaum?
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where's amy blue from the doom generation? oh, she's happy now. i can't get them together because they're going to be too happy. fuck it. go see a bob dylan concert. huge. okay, infect everybody with the bad vibes. this could be big, man. dan is key to all of this. i want to see dan's me on the thumbnail. it says, what does he know?
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his web connects them all. we still do need to make chani at some po yo! office set! office set and then we have to add, uh, oh shit there's so many options. i mean michael scott, kevin, jim office, pam, kelly.
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phyllis. they're saying the secret of the stranger lies hidden in the words, i don't care, do you? could get milton. it's true, could get milton. angela. i'm afraid she might look a little bit too much like elizabeth holmes. wait, oh, chad, don't be sad. don't be sad.
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also, i see you saying why are you trying to hush up the vibes? because they're just having nothing conversations, bro. the full texture of humanity is not just like, hey, i love everybody. there's got to be a little bit of friction. you got to sample from every part of the well. we need them to have a little bit of conflict. if i see an island, if there's 18 people on an island and there's no conflict. vip daniel, it would go crazy to know what the worst season of survivor.
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is right now. i would be like, i wouldn't call that fun. i would call that survivor borneo or something like that. could always make, i think we need some more objects. could make some vancouver objects. we can make the cn tower. do you guys ever realize, i was watching the celebration by thomas vinterberg today. it made me think.
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is nirvana the band, the show, the movie dogma 95? it's shot a little dogma 95. there's a lot of shots in the celebration 1998 that were giving me serious matt johnson vibes. that's all i'm going to say. i know you're more interested in yeah, dogma 99 because we've got dogma poster, but obviously there's got to be some treasures.
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now, slay the spire is one thing for sure, but i think it being anything is good. and then a blank base. do we really? because people are saying you should make a knife. i don't think it should be a knife though, should we? let me pretend to think while i look at chat and wait for chat to tell me an awesome idea. a csgo case?
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shelves with guns for trinity's room? wait, wait. there are some characters who need guns. i saw chiblee make a gun yesterday. i don't know if i'm the type of beast to make a gun though, because chiblee's art was so good. if i were to make a gun, it would be left handed. that's the first thing.
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it would look pretty much... oh, i undid it all. i'm shaking my head. me in the second grade? why are you drawing guns in the second grade, man?
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to me this looks pretty good. and then this would be where the trigger is.
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and i will acknowledge the hilt is too small. the hilt needs to be larger. it literally is like almost done already. angle the grip. wait, give it texture! nah man, don't give it texture.
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all right, that's looking pretty good. and then probably the first object that everybody makes in this is a gun, huh? it's kind of crazy to think about. am i crazy to think like your brain is now filling in the gaps? like just by doing that made it so much better.
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all you need to do, you do need a trigger in here. that looks like shit. it should be... silver. the trigger was facing the wrong way? is that true? wait, are you serious?
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well that looks like nothing, but i know how to fix that. canadians, man? oh yeah? why are you trying to move here then? okay. that'll do. and then there's like a...
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something like this is going on on the top. are you drawing from memory? well, yeah. fly me out. i wish you could just share like a code that would recreate other people's art in your game. i don't know what to tell you though. this looks pretty good.
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you at least know what it is. and then, wait, wait, this is huge! give me this print. this is actually gonna tie the whole fucker together. we need, um... this right here, a rectangle. and we're gonna give it a grip.
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and the grip is going to be... yeah, put that right there. what the fuck is that, man? it has to be like a thousand times more zoomed out than that. why is it... can you change that? can i...
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wait, this is much better. no, it's not, man. you really can't make it. you can't make it like... you can't zoom out on the pattern? the fuck is that? that's like i put disappearing juice on top of it. it looks like fucking shit, man.
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it looks like fucking garbage. it looks so much i'm gonna put the dots in manually, man. what are they doing to me? i gotta open the damn color wheel. cause i think we need something that's like, right there. and then... there's like different parts of a gun. it's like a little... like there's a line that goes across like here.
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that's definitely true. it's looking so three dimensional now. i mean, if i could just get the grip, i honestly feel like this is done, man. i think if i could just get the grip on this, this would look like a gun. it would be good enough. i think what i need to do is make a one line stipple.
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like this. no way. this is gonna work and you're gonna feel so sorry, man. this will take a while. that's where you're wrong, kiddo. because then we, oh whoops. then we grab this. and then, hang on. we grab this.
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move it over one. no, keep it like that. keep it like that. duplicate it. down one. and over. not over two though. over one. then back like this. then back like that. i've decided we're not going to do that. i've decided what we're going to do instead is just grab it and then drop it. the hardest part is getting a clean selection to be honest.
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case in point. probably would have been done by now if i just left it, but that's okay. so you don't want that. that's what you don't want. you don't want that though either. you want this? sure man, why not? place it, go lower. place it, go lower. this looks fucking good. this is like watching nana check her email. silence artists!
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a client is speaking. 20 or 30 more of these? we should be good to go. wait, it's fucking perfect? i'm sorry man, it kind of looks awesome. i think it kind of looks incredible. it sucks more than anything. if i showed you this and i said, what is it? what would you say?
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top left corner needs some detail. yeah, i don't really know what goes there on a gun though. oh, that's singular. yeah. traits. mysterious. fierce. five striking.
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it looks so good, man. it looks so good. you two of those. oh, oh fuck what happened? we interrupt to bring you some breaking news. i have a gun. we've just received some wonderful news.
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it's being reported that brother has made ten creations at the pallet house. every single thing we've made looks awesome. it seems brother is steadily working on creating things island residents really want. in recognition of this, brother will be presented with a bronze palette. thanks for watching. i'm trinity, paint her up to date. she didn't say goddamn you, cypher. wait, what's that book? it looks peak? bro, that's les trangés.
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wait, i need to find... the two gun users are very obvious. they're saying they want to use a lamborghini urus to explore the stranger more in depth. i think they want like an audiobook is what they're saying. they want an audiobook. it does look like he was going to shoot himself in the head.
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oh no, a gun! oh, he loves it, man. he loves it. what else would polly want on that slack, man? could you use an expression? what does he say before? he's always talking about with the gravy. could she say, it's no gaba ghoul. it's no gaba ghoul. and then make gaba ghoul. i don't know if i could make a cold cut in this game. like, i don't think i'm the guy.
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it's no coffee color. it's no coffee color. it's, no i knew it was gonna do that too. no, gaba ghoul. gotta hit space. i did it, i hit space. it's no gaba ghoul. it's no gaba ghoul. it's not quite right. it's no ga ba ghoul. it's no gaba ghoul. that's pretty good. and then feed him gaba ghoul and watch him say it's no gaba ghoul. it's no gaba ghoul.
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that is such a neat thing to say. have some lasagna, bro. it's no gappagool.
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and the walk. that poly walnuts with only a few traits is becoming a very, very realized individual. um, trinity, i need to wake you up, but also you need a gun. do you know michael? have you met michael yet? don't get it twisted. are you alright? please, hick, help me. don't worry, i watched a video on this once.
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wait, what? true, maybe michael could become the next member of the nebuchadnezzar. can i say something? don't worry about it, or whatever. haha, throw away. it makes me laugh every single time when people say, who the fuck is michael? it is confusing. if you weren't there for the preamble, i can understand the confusion. you're looking chipper, brother. damn trinity, sorry! i had other shit to do.
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i haven't even fed you your gruel in like four hours. dodge this. it's like i'm away just long enough to forget that they say the catchphrase right before they eat. it's got like the perfect refractory period to make me laugh again. and of course your electrolyte beverage. dodge this. yeah, that's big. and.
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maybe a little bit of this. you gave her a nut gun. she doesn't like it. she prefers kung fu. did you send bobby to mozambique yet? yeah, yeah, we sent bobby to tangiers. he went there last early spring. he's been living there right here. boop.
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uh, hey, daniel plainview. elizabeth holmes. hey there. ima chini clarmy that's back when tomorrow. she's pitching him. with a single drop of oil you say you could tell me how much oil there is in the reservoir? other surveying firms need several thousand gallons of oil to tell me how to estimate and the estimates are not always good. they're very coarse.
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with a high degree of specificity, you can tell me the purity of the crude oil that exists within the well. it's a truly remarkable assertion, elizabeth. wait, four people? please, please be depressed as fuck. she's gonna ask me some shit about, like, the fucking bench or something. i do not care.
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bro, i'm serious. how do we how do we get them to fucking stop vibing with each other? they're all too friendly. connor, shouldn't you be practicing not making blind backhanded passes to cutter gotye? bro is zero points through two games. that's yummy cake, bro.
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yummy cake next up your second pixelated item what do you cherries. cherries? we need to add 90 year old frankie valli to the island stat and then make it so his mouth never opens and finally the last pixelated item. what do you think it is? the shrimp pilaf the correct answer is shrimp pilaf
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how will that cause drama? people would be like, i want to sit front row at the frankie valli concert. i want to sit front row at the frankie valli concert. oh my god, 1.52 pm, harmonica. candle scented candle, man. i could have gotten the damn, the helix. avgn, please be pondering your controller.
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he's just sitting there doing nothing, man. you have been the biggest fucking disappointment on this island. great thinking. object they should talk about is... a rolling... i don't think so. recording gameplay footage.
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should talk about other lingo they should talk about pug g damn we got a pretty robust dictionary already what did you have in mind i mean they could talk about fred fox for sure talk about something else man a topic they should talk about is you know what this could be fun to put on the island
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this will pay future dividends on the island when we play 25 hours of tomodachi life next week.
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fashion actually makes me think of pick eaters. true. whoa, really? that's unexpected? oh shit, they're not vibing. that's awesome news. it doesn't look like mouth and i will become friends because of pick eaters apparently. that's awesome. now let him stew in that for a minute. gordon, please do not tell... the world has turned and left me here. good seeing you, you donkey. i forgot you're so funny.
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loud man. i've been thinking too hard. my head feels all fuzzy inside you donkey. let me take a look what you got in there. help me clear my mind. rose got a damn diary in there. why does gordon never leave his house? he's too famous, man. hope you enjoy your anonymous notebook. you want to be friends with mouth, which would really piss off the angry video game nerd i think.
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now, they would never be friends. or mouth is more of a talking heads guy and he could never understand a weezer listener. he's thinking they would get along if they're about the same age. you don't you. you crack me up. gordon ramsay. that's true. that's true. also, whoever runs the kitchen nightmares youtube channel cracks me up to.
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isn't mouth the same age as you? yeah, but i'm not as old as gordon ramsay so something went wrong. who tf is michael? i think that's nes controller and a water flea?
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funny and i'm gonna say cornish pasty. oh, so mosquito and amber. that's crazy. wait, what's she pondering? nothing. jump over asia.
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wait, no, crash into asia. no, she's dodging the weezer fandom. yooooo! yes! that's huge! it can be like that sometimes. wait, why do we get a mushroom instead of getting asia? oh, because it's a mario reference now that i think about it. but either way... what's up? hey, i heard you had a dream recently. i keep a couple of these on hand just in case for situations like this.
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that's about right. she'll tolerate steely dan more than she tolerates the dylan for sure. still looking for something to supplant stewed beef, huh? she'll fuck with the omu rice. the maimin light cover is really good. we almost had a chat civil war over that cover. so i really appreciate you saying that. do you actually like asia or is it a big joke to you? i think it's one of the best albums ever made, bro. obviously.
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i have ears. kate is a little bit of a night owl, i'll say it. best song? bro is fucking... wait, you do for ears is funny. best song on asia? i think it's asia, man. but like, you asked me every month the answer could change. not every day, but every month that answer could change. one thing's for sure, it's either black cow, asia, deacon blues or peg. yes, she's fucking tapping in, bro! we're high!
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it was a cry and a shame. they saw your face. yeah, we could add lateralis by tool. what do you got, dan? what do you do for work? you know, you've asked me that a thousand times. i've been considering changing up my hairstyle. you sweats. what sort of hairstyle would be good on me? something cool. okay. then i'll change my hairstyle soon. look forward to the new me. you sweats. wait, he chooses? that's so awesome.
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that's so it baits the hook for the next stream. oh shit. we'll see the back of his head take his hat off and yes, man. spider land with knees in the water. fucking work too maybe. hey, i don't know. it might be tough. sure, man. i'll take a lattice fence. whatever. i see a lattice fence for my knees. we should add vampire weekend. we could definitely do contra.
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not the video game. it's easy to be confused over that because avgn is here, but we could definitely do the vampire weekend album contra. are your vibes still fucked up? bro, she got undepressed by reading the stranger. are you fucking real? you're not a real person. um... hello? i want to try living with dan. that's a great idea. if i lived with dan, we'd be spending a lot of time together.
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what's something you think we'd enjoy doing every day if dan and i lived together? sucking and fucking each other. till you're both dry. this one's easy bro. they could spend their days pubg. i think you're right. i'll go talk to him. hear me out, okay?
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only if it's therapy. wait, that could be the schism that causes them to break up. wait, but dan's gonna say hopping into the discord. yes! first time we've seen malf show emotion on the island.
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58:15
it went great! we do have oh, there is a roast chicken in the game. we should feed them a roast chicken every day. let's build a house for mouth and co. alright, greedy, like look at the size of this fucking manor, bro. no place to fit this thing. are you trolling?
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58:51
greedy ass. put you on prison island here with daniel plainview. i'm sure we'll have a great time living in this house together. say, do you have any ideas for what to call our household? could be the la casa. if you have a good name for us, i'd love to hear it. i've got the perfect one. it's mouth manor. i know it doesn't include dan's name,
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59:32
but it is a callback to the television show milf manor and it's alliterative and mouth is living in it. this was mouth minor crazy note to end the stream. math manor. it's it's singular. they'll be known as math manner. math manor. mel mouth. manor.
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1:00:19
they'll be known as maf manor. maf... manor. it is like, calf. yeah, they're saying it like, maf manor. they'll be known as maf manor. that's so good! then we shall be henceforth known as maf manor. thanks for the excellent idea. i hope you'll keep checking in on us, the members of maf manor. maf had a big come up today. last few streams, his character has had nothing going on. this one, he became the main character.
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1:01:07
i speak with a loud voice. smiley, wide eyed, winking, blissful, nonchalant, close unimpressed? dude! unimpressed is not really for mouth, but it could go crazy. i feel like he eats while savoring. is plainview hungry? he needs some beans. you're so real for that. he'll probably level up off that too.
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1:01:44
he's gonna have such a good fucking polycule going with elizabeth holmes. i feel like i got one step closer to my true self. don't get any ideas. um, good seeing you. bro is hungry. yum. i'm watching it every time, man. it's so good.
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1:02:38
it's so beautiful man. it's like casting shiva in final fantasy 7. is that all he's ever gonna eat? stop drilling you've hit oil my lord. say you're a baby and you ate the first food you've ever eaten.
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1:03:07
say you had split the seas and made a font of water appear before you, presenting that food on the top of the font as if exalted by the almighty themselves. why would you have a dane to eat a different food when you've already seen blissful perfection in all of its might? some shit like that, right? so when, before eating, he says, i drink your milkshake. and i know it makes more sense to say i drink my milkshake, but i drink your milkshake is more thematic, more befitting.
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1:03:45
drink your milkshake. god, i gotta get a jack nicholson on here. sorry, can i just can i flander eyes myself for a second? i'll let him say his line first. please do. okay, just give me a second. now i'm getting nervous. i'm getting nervous about the line. i love it. that expression pretty much sums up who i am as a person. true though. the jack nicholson is like, i got it.
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1:04:19
how about you shut your pie hole and give me an egg salad sandwich? it's a little bit like that. no, no, no, sorry, i did it. why don't you shut your pie hole and give me a chicken salad sandwich? something like that. chicken salad works better than egg salad. ad, are you kidding? it's all right, i'll do it 100 times next week.
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1:05:01
level bo horvat bro. um how about a nice caesar salad? are you guys new heads? were you around when um when we had our caesar salad arc where i was learning to talk like someone from the midwest? yeah, i was hoping to no, i don't really want anything no glass of water glass of water sounds a little heavy for me glass of water sounds a little heavy for me i was hoping to just order something light like a caeser salad
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1:05:30
no, no, a cup of coffee's a little heavy for me. i just ate. i'll just have something light like a sierzier salad. it's, i think it's gotten better, man. i think it's gotten even better.