They don't wanna watch my videos... (Tomodachi Life)

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0:00 gamers, we're back with tomodachi life. now i need to let you know and i don't think you're gonna care. i think you're gonna keep typing it. we are not going to spend today's tomodachi life segment adding fan service into the game. today is the day we need to create some real genuine drama. i did see i mean, wait, wait, wait.
0:20 there's already some good stuff. mouth, the fashionista has already got blue lines coming out of his head. which is fantastic. oh dude, we got some blue lines just in general here. this is huge. daniel is taking his hat off. no more blue lines. looks like some me's are planning on gathering here. they're gonna listen to the blue album together. can't help but notice it's uh five
0:48 five men and one non binary individual wearing tattered rags that are, uh...
0:55 all gonna be listening to the entirety of the blue album. someone did say, hey enel thanks to you i finally listened to the blue album in its entirety. i think they wanted me to glaze them but i couldn't help but just think like you haven't listened to the blue album in its entirety? things like 31 minutes long and half of it is singles man. it's got like a 50% single to other track ratio. like how have you not listened to the blue album? it doesn't make any damn sense.
1:20 i'm only 26 bro? you sent this a rite of passage for a nerdy white guy to get into the blue album at like age 17. it is the thank you for saying it's the easiest listening of all time. why does that make sense? bro! cause you well i mean i'm from the age of physical media which you guys are aspiring to get back to but um you would you would just buy the cd if you liked the song and then you would listen to it all the way through like i'm doing right now like what am i listening to right now i'm taking my car to work and you're taking your board bro
1:53 we aren't as album pilled as you? yeah, i know you guys don't respect art. that's how we got into this mess. you alright, malf? what's your problem? literally bullish for the island, if i may. okay, first things first. let's see what's going on at the clothing store. i'm gonna just be so dead ass with you. we have so many
2:20 uh, cowboy costumes already. we don't need another one for bob dylan, man. wait! we do have hockey gear! that's automatic. that's huge. wait, wait, wait. bring me back. i do feel like is this daniel plainview has more of a it's like a leather hat, but it's not a cowboy hat. but the straw hat might might kind of work. man, garbage can't outfit this guy. this guy is sick. wait! chef's hat, man! now, gordon does not wear a chef's hat, but still...
2:55 he is a chef. garbage for chad? no, no, no. don't let your crown slip, king. some green tea, some baguettes, some root beer floats, some mooncakes. get conor mcdavid a golf outfit. i feel so bad. i have a vod of tomodachi life coming out. shit, it's udon, bro.
3:20 now that sounds like him. i have a vod coming out on like may the third that's called sorry if i curse connor mcdavid. bro, i don't even know if that shit is going to be relevant on may the third. that's sunday. that's six days from now. this station goes way too hard. it really does. it really does. can i also tell you i made something this weekend.
3:47 for the avgn. now i think i made a mistake. i made it food, but i should have made it a treasure. and you can't just copy foods into treasures, which i think is an oversight on nintendo's behalf. but check it out, bro. it's a rolling rock. it's looking a little stubby, but i was pretty pleased with the fidelity that i was able to get here. that i don't think you would. that i don't think you would, but
4:20 he doesn't like it?! what the fuck that took me like 40 minutes man alright and then the news what are we missing the damn news? hello and welcome to the morning edition of mii news wow that's horrible now here's a hot topic the entire island is talking about the online brand being a mayoral race
4:51 today, daniel franky, i and trinity altanow, and daniel fain, and daniel fain, who's the veteran strong support from younger voters, has enlarged parts of this campaign pledge to give everyone a free split piece of... brian and trinity were caught on live like saying, not bad, but we'll be able to do so. so, i guess we all get a free split piece of no matter who wins.
5:20 i can't think when when this voice is going on. that's true. damn, michael. world's oldest politics enthusiast at four days old.
5:41 oh, shit. okay, one sec. let's see what we got going on. okay, fine. okay, fine. hi. what do we got going on here, brother? you are a huge fan of baguettes. yum. if this was true to life, this would be in the bronze medal position. pretty stoked. didn't blow them away. my bad, y'all.
6:16 i shouldn't have, uh, i shouldn't have healed him because then, uh, it's gonna make him less inclined to get involved in drama. make them depressed? i will not feed mouth or amy from the doom generation! but i do still want my characters to level up. what's going on in your dream here? one sheep.
6:58 two sheeps. nah man, connor mcdavid the goat. well... three sheep. four sheep. in the regular season at least. oh shit, sheep costume? what a weird dream. oh. oh. what's up? nice pjs. um, you are a huge kitsune udon head. eat a ducky, moss. to you and yours. how's michael doing? just wait. okay, we'll get to michael. i don't know, i haven't seen the movie.
7:44 but i do know that it's directed by antoine fuqua and his best movie is training day, which sucks. so there's no shot. i find it hard to believe that michael could be, i mean over at a three, but i haven't seen the movie myself. so i can't say for sure. i had fun today. can i call you later tonight? my cell phone is in the shop. this is huge. this is drama. i've always wanted to tell you
8:21 you could really rock a side. what the fuck? really? that's funny. because my parents raised me to never, ever wear a side. oh, what mama don't know won't hurt her. not to brag for anything. hey, i ran into bob dylan on the island. yes! yes! oh, is that a big deal or something? she's part of the san francisco startup crowd. she doesn't respect media. the only media she listens to are podcasts and nonfiction audiobook summaries.
8:58 well, we're on the map. damn, elizabeth holmes kind of indifferent to my child. now if my child were a cute puppy, i bet she would be like, what a hecking big chonker can i pet them? and then i'd have to say some shit like, she's friendly, she loves people. probably have to say some shit like that. you ever hear someone introduce their dog and say actually this dog's kind of like, this dog's a bit of a bastard?
9:30 this dog kind of, i would take, he can be a little careful. be a little careful with this one. this dog's a little bit, a little bit crazy. okay, so anybody who's been, and this might not be any of you because i know this is a cozy game for a lot of people. do i make you horny, baby? austin, you can't say that, man. you can't say that. i really want to stand out. could you bring me a treasure that'll make everyone else jealous?
9:57 i'll give you something right now. a treasure that would make everyone else jealous? how about a damn pearl? could make him a penis pump. could make him a swedish made penis enlargement pump. tell me, baby, i spend hours practicing traveling on the daily. nah, man, he thinks he's james harden. i'm just playing. raptors stay on top. now it says austin powers is ready to risk it all for amy blue.
10:35 she's having a not so nice day. she's kind of getting along with him. he's ready to risk it all. this is your classic kind of unrequited love story. oh, no, he's too ner austin, i've never seen you like this! you've lost your mojo! he's too scared! he's too scared! he's too scared and creepy.
11:01 excuse me, how did malf get over his uh... his affliction? his mental affliction? sure, what's up bob? oh my god, ugh, motherfucker. i just mashed the button as fast as i could. yeah, that looks good man.
11:35 perfect position to make sure that nobody can actually walk across our idyllic beach. how about you? why don't you rescue daniel plainview? you guys are vibing, you want to be friends? are you alright? please help me, i'm finished. don't worry, i watched a video on this once. wait, what? he said, did he stutter? he said, i'm finished, i'm finished! thank you, i'm finished. no need to thank me, everybody must get stung.
12:10 that's huge. they want to be friends. that's big. oh shit, man. this is like the end of a life is strange. who are we going with? the angry video game nerd or polly walnuts? i'm going with you polly, but you better not fucking ask me to play no repeats. here's your first mystery. and you better give me a fucking harmonica. that's avgn bro. don't rub it in. the answer is no, man. you're talking about avgn like, uh,
12:40 that lady was talking about fred in brief encounter. you know what i'm talking about? that's malf with the hat on. that's malf with no hat on. damn, that's my daughter. in silhouette it kind of looks like the devil though. i love a brief encounter.
13:08 nah man, she was sick for making fred hear all that stuff. when she's 71 minutes into the infidelity confession and she says, by the way, fred, and you're like, oh, that's right. fred's been holding this newspaper like with the corner turned down for an hour and a half just going, i'm going to be sick to my fucking stomach, man. fuck is a cleone? a clone?
13:40 a sea snail. um, do you want to play double shadow quiz? i watched they live this morning. why the fuck didn't keith david just put the glasses on? i think because because he was asked to. i think because he was asked to. that's um, that's weezer. now is it yum yum chicken or spaghetti? i'm going to say spaghetti. the answer is
14:14 okay, huge. i see a piñata and macaroni and cheese. literally like what the function looks like at a kid's birthday party. okay. i think it's pizza and gazpacho. that's really tough though.
14:45 so few potato chips ain't even making a silhouette on the other side man, come on. hey, you can't win them all. now i'm being told you can possibly make way we're ultra friends.
15:10 i'm being told you actually can make rolling rock into a treasure the way you would do that was treasures anything start from a blank base. you're gonna say prior creation, but you can only use prior creations that are in the same genre so maybe in this section
15:41 oh, in the customs. oh, wait, wait, wait. okay. it's actually perfect. what kind of thing is this? rolling rock. it looks so good. i did spend a lot of time on it, man. well, i didn't. it's singular and plural. i spent like half an hour on it, but mostly was just trying to get the proportions of the damn bottle right. i would say that it's...
16:28 funny? when i see the rolling rock in the abgn video, i say that's funny. also say it's delightful. now i think to not cheapen, i did also make slay the spy or two let's plays, but i haven't had the opportunity to give it to anybody yet.
16:55 this one did not come out quite as nice as i expected, but that is trinity as the defect. she's fighting michael while i'm playing in the... i'm playing the game in the corner, as you can see. wait, wait, no, no, no, no. put one back. we should only have one rolling rock, because we don't want to... we don't want to cheapen the rolling rock by giving it to everybody. we want it to be emblematic of the character of avgn. you're looking chipper, brother.
17:23 that's not what i want to hear my angry video game nerds say. i don't want to hear the angry video game nerds say, you're being chipper brother. it gave him a rolling rock. yes! yes, yes! he doesn't like that's so true! he doesn't really like the drink. he's drinking it because even though it tastes foul, it's still better than the shitload of fuck that's on the screen.
18:03 you would love some fucking spring rolls, man. i'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk. i really just wanted you to level up so that i could get, uh... i could give you another catchphrase. let's see what we got here. we got... you could just walk over it. what were they thinking? enter, select, and expression. when angry! i mean, what are you...
18:39 i hate this, i'm not mad. i think it's a shitload of fuck makes a lot of sense. there's no way nintendo is gonna let this continue. they're gonna release a stealth patch so that the miis don't start like dirty talking each other. it's a shitload of... like i can't believe that they even put out that kind of... those kind of customization tools.
19:21 daughters aren't able to play the game anymore. i still literally i just try to keep her away from a vgn and austin powers every time austin powers talks he goes do i make you horny baby? i just don't want to i just don't want to explain it i don't want to have to deal with that man as an oil me pardon me could i have a moment i
19:45 my name is daniel plainview. i'm finished. hello there, daniel plainview. i'm known as the angry video game nerd. they just feeling each other out. seems like minded? damn. i don't know if i would say that the avgn and daniel plainview seem like minded. gordon? that's not gordon. elizabeth holmes is bored and wants some company? well, let me talk to gordon first.
20:17 huh if he asked me for a fresh laugh. i wish i had a cat. oh don't mind me just thinking out loud you donkey loud motherfucker food has its place, but i want something greasy something greasy. i guess we're going to the damn store then greasiest food ever invented without a doubt pizza. it's very much it's bloody raw
20:54 gordon is not bloody raw. even the pepperoni, it's a cured meat. you're fine. and then... would you be so kind as to wear... this is really chef morimoto's hat from iron chef, but you kinda get the idea. and then... you, my friend. huh.
21:35 ah, sebastian. stop. shut up. you're too loud. i want you wearing your canonical fit again. there we go. he's back. it's a fucking monday. gordon act like it. rose got on his chef whites to listen to asia. you were gonna come say hi. so cute. you think so? yeah, i agree. what should we talk about to help them get a
22:17 so they already had playing mahjong, but i get we could never skip an opportunity to add some more some more lore to the island activity something else. i know it is anime watching waiting watching dog what watching watching you ever think about it your tv's kind of a watching machine ever think about that?
22:53 unless you're on netflix, then it's, uh, dryer. and now i just saw a video of cracked out uncle and thought of you. yo! does anybody here seen the day trippers directed by greg mottola? stan stanley tucci at the party is giving huge cracked out uncle vibes. he's literally at the party doing the thing where he goes like,
23:26 okay. he's doing cracked out uncle, bro. can somebody get a clip of stanley tucci doing cracked out uncle at the party? librarian, can you find this? is this on youtube? i pick you. stanley tucci's in it? i might have to watch it. okay, he's in the movie for literally like 94 seconds, but it's still worth watching. damn, ultra friends. why is chat in rags? you're gonna make it to a benz out of that, dotson. don't even worry about it. what will be chat's nickname? chat?
24:10 chet, what do you call kate? maybe momo? or k8? kate k8? that's perfect. i know. what the fuck? bro's out here. practicing karate.
24:48 his backyard like uncle rico or something, man. it's not in the damn slides. what happened to his hat?
25:01 so i was playing this for like an hour on saturday and daniel had blue ninja tyler blevins style hair. because on friday he said he wanted a new... he wanted a fresh cut. so he took his hat off and dyed his hair blue without changing the style at all. and now, i mean now he's just hatless man. you are on the verge. but you don't need carbs.
25:34 have any carbless foods here? i mean, it doesn't get much more carbless than yum, you know organ meat guy nobody likes it bro. that's why we don't eat it anymore people who only eat chicken tenders will say stuff like liver ain't that bad? all right. well, why are you eating the tenders man? my fuck with the mango i'm gonna put his hat back on don't freak out. oh
26:08 k was watching a video and the crux of the video was like i went to every uh kitchen nightmares restaurant. first restaurant that the bro went to he was like i've never had this before but i'm gonna order liver and onions because that's what gordon had.
26:23 and then he was like, i don't really like it. and i was like, yeah bro, nobody likes it. it's liver and onions. it's some shit you ate in like the mid century after you got home from like a long day of like degreasing engines. like that's not... listen, the video was still interesting, but that was a, it's a crazy poll to be like, i'm going to evaluate the food. let me order the grossest food i've ever had in my entire life that i've never had prior to this. so i have nothing to compare it to.
26:52 wait, did i i didn't even give him his hat back, man. i wish that abgm would stop holding sermons on the mount and would start just making some damn videos, man. got the right crowd for it though. i think we have like five wishes i have of redeemz because i didn't know what to do with them. he is using old meta.
27:36 like, build amenities. sure, man. we can get a bubbler. and then i was wondering, oh dude, i think we might have mediterranean. oh, zero wishes? shit. how many more wishes to get southeast asia? one more wish? famous mountains tour? any chance? so, so curious how they called it a famous mountains tour because it really leaves
28:12 leaves it open to the imagination. could it perhaps be the most famous mountain of all? big thunder mountain? space mountain? welcome. all right, well obviously we're gonna buy the antarctic. thank you very much. please come again. all right, we cannot feed amy blue. what's your problem? i was talking to nepo baby and i got in a bad mood for some reason. it is the 90s after all.
28:49 huge. okay, so she's having problems with richie tenenbaum. that's wonderful news. richie tenenbaum's having problems with her, man. yeah, did you need something? don't take that fucking churlish tone with me, richie. i don't usually get mad like this, but my talk with margo 2 really upset me. okay, has anybody been playing tomodachi life that can tell me how to make this worse? how do we make the situation worse?
29:22 i think one way to make it worse, i was just gonna say, like if this is irl, when you're mad at someone, i mean being forced to have to talk to them again. it's been it'd be awkward since richie tenenbaum irritated amy blue. okay, then be awkward, bro. yeah? did you need alright, just stand there looking at her then, see if i give a shit. whoa! whoa! whoa! every time, man. give me something, bob, give me anything. oh, i'm just saying.
30:10 how does it feel? wait, he's recreating himself from base principles, bro. so you're pissed off. abgn isn't pissed off. that's just how he looks. um, hey there. what's up, michael? can i say something? i always admired smart people. and if i want people to admire me, i've got to get smart clothes. i want some clothes that make me look smart or whatever. i'll get you something.
30:51 i'll get you some some clothes that make you look smart. oh, i gotta put connor mcdavid in the fucking uh, in the hockey fit. wait, i've got a great idea man. i think he's gotta have the crazy color shirt. i think that would look so awesome. and then pants wise, like some really oversized black pants would go crazy with it. and then a bucket hat. yellow bucket? can we do better than that? honestly, i don't think we can do better than that.
31:25 let me go with the children's hat on this one and i'll get him the grade schooler backpack in red. black socks. oh, and some fucking awesome kicks, man. dude, he's gonna be tripped out! look at this. you need the shoes, you need the socks, you need the backpack, you need the oversized pants, and of course... waaaaaay bro, that's actually awesome!
32:06 literally, what do you know? you're four days old. not sure that went over well. i mean, you literally look incredible. so i don't really care. plus you're a child so i can dress you. kids love bread. you're grounded, motherfucker. kids do not like bread. since when? kids love bread, man! i don't know what to tell you. they probably love dessert too. damn. terrible twos, i guess.
32:51 little bug got celiac or something. okay, kids love cereal, man. kids tolerate cereal. alright michael, what do you got going on? don't really know that much about michael yet. he's got a lot of expressions that he inherited. do you need any goods? i mean we could always give him like a toy sword or something.
33:31 he needs to hoop. go ahead. first toy sword on the island. i'm the baby, gotta love me. thank you for a guy like me. exclamation point michael if you don't know who michael is yet by the way. all caps when you spell his name. alright austin we gotta cause some problems man. ha, do i make you horny baby? that's not what i'm here for. do i?
34:05 i've been considering changing up my hairstyle. good idea. what sort of hairstyle would be good on me? something artistic. okay, then i'll change my hairstyle soon. look forward to the new me. i can't wait. i can't wait to see austin powers with corn rose man. it's gonna be so sweet.
34:35 um, ruin your life a little bit more by talking to amy blue, please. yeah, he's ready to risk it all. damn, she's just stumbling all over herself. telling a joke he's already told countless times? yeah, that's pretty much what goldmember was like, man. that's a bad sign. making such a good first impression is a bad sign. wait, but going down right after that is a good sign.
35:09 wait, this could be big. you're too cool. it is the 90s. after all. that's what we were saying when international man of mystery came out. damn. still got a long way to go though. hum. hey, brother. has anybody ever told you that your nose looks like fat bastards? i think that he's negging me.
35:40 i don't know if that's an insult. i don't know if fat bastard has a particularly, you know, ugly nose or whatever. i'm just kinda... why would you say his name is fat bastard? we're kinda starting off on the wrong foot. get out of the frame, man! am i stupid? where's the hockey outfit? i got him the hockey outfit. oh, it's just a shirt. he likes it.
36:21 connor mcdavid after he goes to the new york rangers in the 2028 season. now you, in two days, you are going to be playing for your life. i think you need a lot of carbs. i haven't fed anybody a root beer float yet. he hates it. he needed chickpea pasta. we need to make chickpea pasta. fucking bro, have a rolling rock then. that's too much for me right now. that's all right.
37:01 rolling rocks for closers anyway. how about a kiwi? surely you can fit a single kiwi. he really liked it. more than schnitzel? more than profiteroles. trying new fruit's one of life's simple pleasures, for sure.
37:28 was all about that shit in singapore fuck it y'all have a snake fruit. how do you peel this thing? this shit look like the nebuchadnezzar, bro let's see if i can find a new way to prepare a yummy cake yeah, yeah, man, what's up
37:54 you're standing here waving. trinity's looking for yummy cake recipes. spin a coin, win a prize, come on down and play coin spin or whatever. let's play man. tales never fails? okay i'm gonna blame this on you. bro that's the avgn, that's the angry video game president right there. i was thinking the other day, you think uh the founding fathers like the other founding fathers ever got sick of uh i think we lost guys. oh too bad.
38:26 you think they ever got sick of ben franklin's shit? probably like, oh, he's a professor, he's an author, he's a philosopher. oh, and he also was one of the main guys in the revolutionary war. but as if that wasn't enough, bro invented electricity. he invented, literally, is there anything he can't do? like, fucking chill out, bro.
38:51 like your best friend will already start talking a little different to you if you lose like 15 pounds. imagine if you invented electricity, they would want you fucking dead, man. now this is something we've been waiting for for a long time. polly walnuts going to the mediterranean. this is like a week in the making. they had the angry archery nerd back then? who fletched this? are you hearing this?
39:32 guys, i think i need to restart the switch, but just let it... i'm not skipping this. it's michael, it's the ghost of michael. pauli, hurry!
40:04 wait, i think it's fixed. never mind. he didn't go to italy? corsica is probably part of italy, right? satanic black magic shit! okay, let me close this up for a second. and then...
40:43 nice italy trip. you know you need to save? guys, i didn't turn off my nintendo switch. i just restarted the capture. you gotta let a 37 year old man do his thing. um, just notice polly has no friends. wait, but gordon wants to be friends with him, i think. also, this is way too fucking loud.
41:17 academic stream crashing while playing csgo energy. the video of the windows sound happening over and over. the blown out mic. he goes, hey, what the fuck? oh, that's an all timer. i gave him a gun already. does kind of throw tantrums. i don't want any more loud voices, man. he does flip out when he's angry. let's give him that.
42:02 we do need a tracksuit still for him so he can have two outfits. i feel like i'm getting closer to who i truly am. my own. lower it a little bit as well. this game is for kids, no? yeah, all games are for kids. i hope that helps. oh, i needed to make you friends with like richie tenenbaum or something. we interrupt to bring you some breaking news. an exciting new travel destination is now available.
42:35 a south asia tour is now available via travel tickets at the wishing fountain. now this would be, again, i'm constantly paying for not adding justin trudeau to the island, because this would be, when i think of who would enjoy a trip to india, there's just one guy who enters my mind.
42:59 stop by the widget man's club. we've lost a lot of good punchlines by not having justin trudeau on the island. thanks for watching. i'm elizabeth holmes and you're up to date. a single drop of news. i love his walk, man. you should be friends with gordon ramsay who is over here and probably wants to add like a flower pot to the beach or something stupid. gordon ramsay. kt. holly walnuts. was it?
43:36 good morning. what the fuck? he's crazy. he said, hey, i've been keeping vesuvio open for three weeks. where's my cut? and the gun is fucking steaming too. he's on the pavement thinking about the government. who the hell would go to south asia on this island, man? more importantly, who has not been on a tour yet?
44:16 i feel like everybody's been on a tour, but we recently added some individuals. you know what? seems to make sense to me that gordon ramsay would go. when in doubt, you send gordon ramsay. this might give him an idea to open a restaurant. oh, are you really giving me a south asia tour? thank you so much. what? so you didn't even call me a donkey? time to pack my bags, you donkey. never mind. i'm in nepal's bhakta bhadurbar square, and i'm not lying. you donkey. hey, g.
45:08 here i am in mumbai, india. there's more history here than i know what to do with. it's more history here than i know what to do with. wait, that's... i'm in mumbai, india. there's more history here than i know what to do with. time for a boat trip down the river ganges. thank you. he wouldn't say that. he loves sounding like that. he loves saying some shit like, i'm in shidler, oklahoma. that was a wonderful trip. the birthplace of rodeo. thanks so much for letting me take it. you donkey. it's time to help a restaurant that's full of bull.
45:49 you got some mai tai? methay? that's the river monsters guy. didn't they have to quit his show because he caught all the monsters? bro was g rank for sure, man. it's bloody raw. no, gordon, no, it's not. i have to give him, uh, i need him to level up.
46:13 and i think it's gonna happen right now because i need him to have a 50 50 chance to say it's bloody raw or whatever gordon says when it's good. what does he say when it's good? he says like, um, oh my beautiful just delightful something like that brilliant does finally some good fucking food. that's true we could just have like 20 different gordon ramsay before eating catchphrases
46:51 fuck me. bloody fantats. dude, the gordon ramsay, he must be the easiest guy to characterize. right. finally some good. like now, and this is juvenile, but now i'm picturing gordon ramsay giving like the fucking recipe. he's like, right, first pants, unzip. in the pan, balls, cock, balls, right. cock, right. cock out, give it a little stroke. not too much, give it a little stroke. there you go. flip it, flip it. right. pussy.
47:31 finally, some good. one tug on the plate in the glass. finally, finally, finally, finally. autocorrect. you better not piss me off. good, good.
48:05 i got two words for you lady, prozac. wait, wait, what movie? i've been quoting that chef david blaine line for like seven years or something. and then i was watching a movie and somebody said that line and i was like, what the fuck? maybe chef david blaine is just a cinephile. finally some good fucking food. finally some good fucking food. yes, like the magic guy, but not the same guy. he just has the same name.
48:38 and then they always do some shit in the burger kitchen episode with chef david blaine. they always go like, um... it's rush time. they're in the weeds at burger kitchen and chef david blaine has just pulled a disappearing act. i got two words for you, lady. prozac! he's always doing that. 100%.
49:09 can you just not leave and then introduce yourself to paulie walnuts and become friends with him instead? maybe save richie tenenbaum from reading any more albert camus? i'm waiting to see austin powers new fucked up haircut man. oh, a gun is like a peloton but scarier. all right, stephen merritt.
49:44 what's going on over here? sharing sad memories about a palaton? alright buddy, i'm on the pavement thinking about the government. she pooped her pants. just a single drop of poop. it's the type of shit that make you say hurrah hurrah. what the fuck? stay strapped like car seats. malf could you help my daughter? she's been she's had the hiccups for quite some time. she's a little indifferent to you but whatever, you gotta be the grown up in this situation.
50:30 okay, now hold still. here we go. is that the dave matthews band song? i wish i remembered anything about the dave matthews band song. all i know is, what would you say? hey, it's your birthday. would you say don't bite the mailman? gordon ramsay's scared of the gun. you know what? fair and rational. fair and rational.
51:09 yes. i mean this is vice versa, bro. i seem to be watching the avgn quite closely. hi avgn! chad, get out of my way! i think this is bullish. yeah, you said that. you said that earlier about the shitload of fuck and the diarrhea dump and stuff. nah, he okay. he got the spirit. can i say something? you're so funny or whatever. that ain't chad, man. that's avgn. he's devil. he's a devil.
52:01 let's play point stand together. all too bad is to... hate you.