Get mad at each other!!! (Tomodachi Life)

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0:00 i mean nobody's even pissed off anymore man. you're welcome for the tip. oh sorry thank you. i appreciate that. thank you. am i dead? kate you're a night owl so you don't show up that much during the day. probably around lunch time you're gonna perk up a little bit. it's definitely a short sleeve t. dude adding lorne malvo could be the fucking move.
0:34 billy bob thornton from fargo season 1 type shit. triforce t shirt. it auto completes to end cargo pants. now which one is the most emblematic? it's definitely not the skyward sword one. classic triforce shirt. i mean it's a little basic but i think this would get it across. this one is called triforce cool.
1:08 oh, we all know it's the green one. i'm just trying to make sure i got it right. oh, it's a damn webp, bro! motherfucker! and my print screen key didn't work. the one i made for my island says virgin for life on it? i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards. triforce coolus shirt.
1:44 okay, i mean this is, this should not take that much time. let's be real. so the color, it's kind of like a muted green. little darker, little paler, little darker, little paler. you can't see where i am here, but that's looking, that's looking all right.
2:32 we're gonna need that to be just a little bit darker. we need to tighten up the darkness on shirt three. greener. how much greener could it get, man? like none more green. nah, that's pretty much what we're looking for. it's a little too much like the tunic though. can i just pale it up a little bit? is there any way to pale? i guess we just move to the left to pale it up.
3:12 that's exactly the tone we're looking for. holy shit. and then, i mean, would you be mad at me if i just said, maybe the easiest way to get this shit started is just to like straight up. i mean, that's a really fucking good triangle, man. that's like exactly the right color. my bad, y'all. we should have duplicated it, but.
3:44 one green one in the middle. are you sitting down? we're gonna create the green one in the middle from negative space. that looks completely fine. and then it says... it says zelda and then in really, really small font it says the legend of. you don't need the zelda? oh, you need the zelda. because the text is like a cheat code to make stuff look more authentic.
4:23 skip the text. you fucking need the text. as long as you can make it small enough, you need the text. sleeves, my lord? very good point. we do need the sleeves. zelfa. please get small enough. to be honest, it kind of looks... it kind of looks like shit.
4:58 that looks a little better. that's more what i'm looking for. okay. yes, dude! it needs to be kind of illegible but look a little bit like zelda nonetheless. okay. and then... we need the sleeves. i think that's pretty much perfect, man. what kind of clothing is this? zelda. graphic.
5:45 dude, adding all of the threadless t shirts that i own from 2006 to 2012 would go crazy. i just don't know if we can do the communist party one that has like karl marx and trotsky and shit. i don't know if i can do karl marx's hair. i think his hair is too textured for me to put it in the game. i don't know. i don't think i have the artistic chops to do it, man. season, year round. yeah. type?
6:16 i mean, we absolutely have to make this business attire. style? very masculine style. we need one of these for now. and then this, obviously, chad, don't be mad. you know it's true. oh, damn! dude, connor mcdavid's in his warm up! damn, chad really be telling michael, don't worry, you're my best friend? michael doesn't know that he has a fucking ultra friend? that's sick, man.
7:06 i wonder what brother is up to. yeah, yeah, they love it. yeah, of course they love it, man. wait, you want to go back to the rags? what else you be eating? i don't know, chad, you've been good. have some tap water. you're always... anytime you see a streamer drink something that's not tap water, you're always like, have you heard of water? here's some water for you. oh, damn, you kind of love it, huh? yeah, no problem. hey, wait, wait, wait.
7:44 hope you hope you save some room. yeah, you guys loathe tacos by the way. i can only assume it's because the picture is white people tacos. and you're like fuck off. hard taco shell ground beef black olives from a can ass. yeah, you're right. we're not we don't quite have the full fit. you do need you need tan cargo. yeah, yeah, you need tan cargo shorts.
8:24 and i'm sure we got the right kind of socks for this. we definitely need the slides. dude, this is so like college, like 2008 coded. this is awesome. and you love it. that's the best part. you can't complain because you love it. oh, man. oh, yeah.
8:58 okay, the socks are too foul. i'm not gonna say that i've never seen anybody wearing this exact fit, but the socks are a little bit too foul. i'll buy you a pair of the striped cuff ankle socks, or just the regular ass ankle socks. i'm not bullying you, i gave you white socks to wear with your sandals. now you look cool. that's fucking awesome. i don't care who you are, that's fucking awesome, man.
9:40 kate, my knees won't fight by the way. i keep trying to make them fight but they just, they're two, they're all people pleasers. any travel tickets? we ain't ready to go to the famous mountains. stop feeding them? could be the move. could be the move. hum, hey, good morning. yeah, you know, i want to be friends with trinity.
10:19 yeah, great thinking. what should we talk about? let's see. what did you have in mind? i'm gonna say... the person they should talk about is agent smith. i'm setting connor mcdavid up for failure here, because i want him to be beefing with carrie anne moss. don't jump on the computer!
10:54 autocomplete is getting like more and more unhinged, man. tell me why i put it in s and it's starting the autocomplete still. good news, me's have to be friends first before they can fight. huge. ryan smith, that's a good point.
11:27 yeah, you know, i first heard about agent smith almost a year ago. fuck ass intact insurance commercial with doug gilmore? nah, that's wiser, it's my bad. connor mcdavid. let's be friends. goddamn you, cipher. alright, that is funny. good friends. what will trinity's nickname be? what will connor mcdavid's nickname be?
12:06 what would connor mcdavid's name in the matrix be? trinzy is so fucking real. i feel like he would be called yeah, dude! skates is such a good name! yeah, if connor mcdavid was on the nebuchadnezzar, his ass would be called skates. skates? i need an exit, quick. and there's no doubt that if trinity was on the edmonton oilers, they would be calling her trinzy.
12:42 oh shit.
13:00 i really look up to skates. god damn you, cypher. huge. please explain trinzy. every hockey player's nickname is just their name plus z or e at the end. hey brother, has anybody ever told you that your nose looks like agent smith's? smith will suffice. trinzy top shelf where mama hides the cookie jar. rick jenner red ass.
13:29 tricky top shelf where my man's a cookie jar! i'm rooting for you, sabers. i'm rooting for you. damn, scary! he's reading the goosebumps cookbook, man! great shirt, 8 out of 10. thanks, i went to muji this weekend and bought eight shirts that i already own just to fill out the damn closet a little bit. also got my dad some japanese pajamas, then i forgot to bring them to their house so they're just kind of sitting in our kitchen right now, but still.
14:03 why does daniel plainview have neighbors? well, it's mouth manor, bro. it's still a pretty high net worth zip code. good morning. i could go for some breakfast. oh, i'm sorry that we don't have catered acai bowls every morning like you're so used to it theranos. you're totally legit company where everything's awesome and there's no fraud being perpetuated at all.
14:42 i know what you silicon valley types like to eat. probably some shit. here's your peptides. yum. theranos' daughter or scientology son? i've been streaming long enough to know you don't answer that question. now she needs some expressions. i don't really know what elizabeth holmes was saying outside of the texts that she was doing with sunny. the texts were a lot like,
15:26 you are my sun and my stars when you fall asleep the sky goes out and then like the reply is like yes, okay. i mean, we could ever wish she ends a sentence she could say, she could say ditto, okay. but where would, what would ditto be? it would be at the, it wouldn't be at the end of a sentence. it would be at the start of a sentence. but then she's just gonna walk up to me and say ditto, which fucking sucks man.
16:09 you are my breeze in desert for me, my water and ocean, meant only to be together. tiger. they were on one man. good for them though, they had kind of like a little bit of a brief encounter type energy going on between them. but then like the fbi or whatever was a little bit more like the fred in that analogy. whatever, let's have her say ditto. who gives a fuck? ditto.
16:51 like fred the annoying kid? now that would be... that would be something. if alec was alec baldwin and uh... and fred was fred from the, you know, camp fred from youtube. uh, and then who was the name of the lady i forget? the main character in the film that i watched this morning, what was her name? i seem to have forgotten it. not cheryl. i don't think it was icarly.
17:23 brief encounter? yeah, yeah, brief encounter. that's too much for me, right? you can't eat yakisoba. i guess you know what? you're probably on intermittent fasting anyway. michael! let's talk! damn! um... don't get it twisted. up for a game of group no repeats. group no repeats? okay, well this could change everything. no repeats. food. strawberry shortcake. s'more.
17:57 so it's basically just twice as bad as no repeats.
18:25 minestrone soup. king cake. king cake? oh bitch. oh motherfucker! she been watching borat too. i lost no repeats? can i say something? hey, you can't win them all. but you can get this as a consolation prize or whatever. box of tissues. michael owns you? he owns me in that fit. i mean look at that shit man.
19:01 oh shit. from the damn deleted scenes. oh! the government is coming to repossess my golden piggybacks! they've changed the tax code, eli! they've changed it or they'll change it again! they've pulled terra firma out from under my very feet, right in front of my nose. and i have to thank them for the opportunity of them doing so. woah. it was a dream. i got a ufo though.
19:43 one of your top three impressions? i mean, we know what the other two are. do i even have to say it? it's not denzel, it's... how about you shut your pie hole and give me an egg salad sandwich? it's like that one right there, you know what i'm talki or frank underwood? oscar wilde once said that everything is about sex except for sex. sex is about cumming. something like that?
20:25 yeah, yeah, he does this every time i feed him beans. he likes his beans, man. i know this is what it's like when mom says you can get mcdonald's on the way home. that's how i feel when you... that's how i'm gonna feel when you come back with that chicken salad sandwich. glasses are doing a lot of work. jack nicholson strikes me as the kind of guy that eats swiss chalet with his hands.
21:14 sorry, bob. oh shit. i mean, it can't be that. it can't be that, man. i'm sorry, man. i can't. there's nothing that matches your, uh... there's nothing that matches your current look. i just gotta tell you, you look great as is. what about your christian slater? oh, you mean the impression that it's just, uh...
21:59 christian slater. that one? yeah, yeah, i'd love to do that right now. there's just one problem. i'm christian slater. that's essentially the whole impression. i don't think it's good. i think it's just saying his name. tom cruise laugh? i mean, that one's too easy. he hasn't had anything to laugh about lately though. those kids keep raiding the scientology office and getting further and further into the archives.
22:32 bob dylan does not like kitsune udon. how about zucchini? more of a cat's eye food, honestly. damn, never mind. dude, he is! they're gonna go one room too deep and the fog wall's gonna spawn in behind them and they're just gonna hear, oh shit! fucking tom! cruise of the church! cruise of the faithful!
23:12 talking about how deep the themes of the stranger go ain't that deep man he made a critique of nihilism and all of a sudden now we're talking we're calling him an existentialist. please don't be glib what else we got going on over here michael um morning michael at the la casa checking in
23:39 that's my guy, man. don't get it twisted. my room could use a new vibe. your room actually looks awesome. i'm not right now. sorry. i get it twisted. troy condor is the new vibe. if you say it suits me, then i guess i'm fine leaving it how it is for a guy like me. what's wrong with the vibe? i know it like matches his fucking clothes and everything. no, you're strangers with daniel plainview. let's see how
24:09 daniel plainview does need kind of like a son in his life. extreme makeover, home edition, ass bedroom.
24:22 you guys been watching the nhl playoffs and seen all the ads for the new show that the extreme home makeover guy is doing and his voice is like the stakes have never been higher we're renovating the same house three times in sunny las vegas and we brought a cast of aviators like what happened to ty pendleton man? it actually reminded me of ty pennington. okay, what happened to ty pennington?
24:53 broden, that's why you wear a mask when you're doing like a repaint, man. sounds like macho man on klonopin. bro, to be honest, i bet if you just slowed down a bunch of macho man randy savage clips but also like kept the pitch the same, it would sound fucking crazy. i don't like to see gordon showing some vulnerability.
25:32 oh, i think you're onto something. right, i vow to return the favor one day, you donkey. it was no trouble at all. my daughter is just like a beacon of pure happiness on this island, man. which is really throwing a monkey wrench into my plans of like, you know, getting everybody to fucking fight each other. austin and amy, you gotta have some kind of drama, please.
26:05 oh, get this. i saw a crushed velvet suit at wear and wear clothing. i saw that too, but i don't think i could pull off that look. wait. okay, chat, you can't pull it off, but dan might be able to. ryan is kind of like, i don't know what, but you know, right? what do you mean by that? what are they...
26:35 they're like, you can't say it, but... that's chat's line. the fuck? whoa! what the f
27:05 i'm feeling pretty good that i wasn't invited to breakfast. what did he know? what did he know? me, about a gruffle. no man, he served them the semen smoothie! that being said, i do think... i think it might go crazy to put dan in the crushed velvet suit. what do you do for work? i think he's begging for it man, he dropped a hint at dinner. i mean also for five bucks, i mean you can't...
27:45 you can't beat the price man. is it these? i think it's those. there's no way. it's basic wide leg pant. red one for dan. wait! wait! wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. yeah, that would be easy actually. that would be easy man. all right dan, you chill for a second. i gotta go to the pallet house.
28:27 a clothing item based on previous creations. i mean this should be very simple. it is giving the spy who shagged me from the year 2000. is this enough? i mean it's certainly red. might be a little bit too red. that's more like it. brushed.
29:12 velvet suit, open parenthesis if i can figure out where symbols are. and then go back to this red. crushed velvet suit, red. it looks fucking good, man. it's year round. it's business attire. it's everything. it's business attire. you know what? for dan, let's make that party attire.
29:53 sure, anyone can wear that. why not, man? we're gonna need one of those. toot sweet. blade would kill on the island? we need more we need more drama! we don't need more miis! but if more miis could create more drama, then we need more miis. but i think we just need to have them interact a little bit more. i mean, conflict is inevitable, bro. it came for free with the fucking human condition or whatever. um, what do you do for work? i think i need to... wait, ghost dog on the island with no catchphrases could go kind of crazy too.
30:34 i mean, one of those. do you have all the personality types? no, i think i have one personality type that differs from everybody else and then everybody else is basically the same, sadly. i think it's really just elizabeth holmes. i mean, i can't put him in sweats, man. i do kind of want to keep him in the sandals though. nah, it's good enough, man.
31:13 after this i gotta go pee though, i'm gonna keep it real with you. maybe we should put him in the korean flower shoes. or the strappy pumps. i think the basic sneakers will be fine for now. alright, i'm gonna put him in the clothes and then i'll be right back. i'm gonna go to the bathroom. i'm back y'all. umm... i didn't realize. what happens if you give them pocket money? you fucking goblin.
33:11 i was reading through your letterboxd, i gotta say, unc, you're onto something with that training day review. i honestly think that if training day came out in 2026, people would give it like a 3.5. but i think because most of the people on letterboxd are watching it knowing that it has been glazed as a classic for 26 years since its release, they go into it going, well, even if it's bad, it's at least a three and a half out of five.
33:39 like i think if you made a movie with those conceits in 2026, our cynical cinephile asses would be like, no wait, what do you mean he's in the bathtub? and then they're about to put it, not my words, cliff curtis' word. they're about to put a cap in holmes. and then they pull out his wallet and find like a picture of their cousin who he happened to save
34:05 from an assault earlier in the day. i think they would have been like, come on man, that's training. that's training day. i think it's a testament to denzel that people are like, you can't criticize training day because denzel's performance is too good. denzel's performance is good, but the movie sucks.
34:29 and then i'll just tell you, if you go look at antoine fuqua's filmography, people will literally look at 14 awful movies and training day and be like training day is the odd one out. nah, man, i think training day, i think that they're all kind of, i'm not gonna say equal, because i'd probably take training day over like the equalizer 2 or whatever, but they fooled you once, that's all i'm gonna say. when angry, there's no shot that dan doesn't say, eat 600. eat 600.
35:21 you gave him an expression. it's 600. that is such a me thing to say. it is a you thing to say. i'll play a game with you. let me guess. it's gonna be fucking, uh, link to the past. i can do this. i promise there are no jokes or secrets to this. keep your eyes on the cup with a coin. here we go.
35:57 if we win, can we get our drip back? bro, you're already wearing your drip. i think i fucked it up. i actually think i fucked it up. oh, okay. i thought he did some freaky shit! some some black magic shit! nice try, man. nice try. okay, this shit is way too long.
36:29 nah man, you wouldn't make it out on these streets. oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
37:08 you got a treasure. a bottle cap. nuka cola asks. bob dylan is talking about... no, they're having a gathering or something. yeah, sadly still bereft of harmonica, i'm sorry to say. i wish. wait, who hurt michael's feelings, man? huh. i'm in a bit of a funk or whatever.
37:48 can i say something? i was talking to daniel plainview, but the convo got real boring real quick or whatever. it's a generation raised on watching movies on youtube shorts. i understand. michael got that shit on. he hates it, which is fucking pissing me off. wait, wait, wait, wait. richie tenenbaum. richie tenenbaum, you got it going on. what's your problem?
38:17 yeah. did you need some? he's got a fucking attitude today. i was talking to margo too, but it kind of rubbed me the wrong way. oh, what? let's explore that. damn, that's real. wait, but why are they they're having fun talking about shit together. the fuck bro, our island is too fucking idyllic.
38:56 you can get more island drama by sowing romantic dissent and telling me's they don't make a good pair. hey, try to guess what i'm thinking. add a fucked up me from hell? oh, i don't know. damn, that's a great impression of amy blue from the doom generation. i love you, amy blue me. oh, really? i don't really feel any particular way about you, austin pervert. hold up.
39:28 did i just get rejected during my own practice run? did i just get rejected during my own practice run, baby? yeah! do i make me gloomy, baby? do i? huh. do i make you horny, baby? do i? i honestly can't stop dreaming about amy blumey.
39:59 brother brother well, if you're ready to risk it all fucking risk it all man and do it right in front of richie tenenbaum so we can get some heat out of this one way or the other
40:11 can i say poor amy blue, she's in love with connor mcdavid. every other guy on the island is in love with her and she doesn't give a fuck. and then remove her from the situation. like what did you ever resolve this connor mcdavid situation? connor, she's literally losing interest in you. that's my darling connor mcdavid. this is too real, man.
40:48 then connor mcdavid's gonna fall in love with elizabeth holmes because she's blonde. wait, can we make it real? can we make it real? they haven't met yet! and she would have such a good nickname. yeah, me and holmesy decided we're just gonna try to get dicks in deep, give 110%.
41:18 he loves meet the parents man. this is like the second time that he's introduced himself to a crush by talking about meet the parents. yeah, no problem daniel just walk through your way funnier than i thought you'd be connor mcdavid.
41:44 he's kicking his little feet like they just signed a mid goalie to an eight year contract. they're bonding over steely dan though. damn, you know, i hate to say it, we do need to add another personality type to the island, but we can work backwards instead of adding someone and forcing their personality to be what we need to create some drama.
42:16 we could find the personality type that would generate some drama and then like backwards reverse engineer motherfucker reverse engineer what the perfect person for that would be. so i will minimize this tomodachi life personality charts. holy cow. all right. we have way too many introverts.
42:58 oh, dude, we need a hot blooded... no, we have a hot blooded dynamo in gordon ramsay. silverback gorilla. that could be the move, man. i'm trying to think... we have introverts. we have perfectionists. i mean, we could add someone who's a patient strategist, but the problem is it doesn't sound like a patient strategist is the kind of person that's going to cause any issues. similarly, or maybe it's the exact opposite,
43:37 hot blooded dynamo, assertive and highly regarded, trusts their instincts and easily commands the respect of others. sounds like it would create drama, but the flip side is we already have one. we have a headstrong maverick, i think too. a determined self starter cuts their own path, lets nothing stand in their way, quick to execute plans. you can check what personality charts you already, or types you already have on the island charts. maybe via the residence menu?
44:14 it's an island info. oh, that makes way more sense. island vibe, survivalist island? well, doesn't it seem like they should be tearing each other apart? it's like what we're lacking is considerate islanders. but i don't want considerate islanders. i want more crazy people. i can't add a merrymaker. who's our cheerleader anyway? that makes a lot of sense. i mean, a strategist could go crazy.
44:55 or a visionary? buy the book straight talker who puts a premium on results? you gotta give them weird little quirks. like what kinds of little quirks? 9 ambitious? i did add a lot of professional athletes and ceos. and fictional oil industrialists and shit. where would you be, nl? i'd probably be the thinker if i had to guess. maybe not. maybe the observer?
45:39 maybe the buddy? what do i have to think about it? alpha? that's me. i'm the alpha. i'm the maverick. you could edit the current meej?
45:59 yeah, but that wouldn't be... then they wouldn't be themselves. then they wouldn't be themselves. so i don't know, i honestly think maybe... i apologize for baiting the hook and then not reeling in the fish, but maybe we don't need more miis to create drama. maybe we just need to deepen the quirks of our existing miis by leveling them up so that as a result they get into more conflict. because really now it is just a bunch of like fish in a fish tank and then they're like, as long as we get fed i'm happy. well let's start pulling back the flakes man.
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47:09 foreign policy i do not wear this shit. i've met you, i've met many of you. i know you're not wearing this shit. you're wearing merchandise made by the yard and that's okay. and sometimes you got this shit on. don't let me, don't let me rag on it. do you feel like talking about? what a beautiful day. it's like a sun load of fun. question for you, chat. you can choose between foreign policy and pick eaters. what do you do?
47:45 uh, um, i shoot toby twice. the angry politics nerd! he's gonna take you back to c span. avgn's avgn in chat seems right here, that's fine.
48:25 seems like chat and i are getting along just fine. that'll change. all right, chat, i gotta make you extremely hateable. i can't think of a quirk that would annoy more people than public farter. this is gonna create some drama on the island for sure. that's damn right. damn it, right!
48:56 who do you think you are? i am! pete weber would go kind of crazy. he would just copy paulie walnut's hair and then give him a bowling shirt. he's too much of a maverick, man. good seeing you.
49:11 yeah, you know, i want to try living with dilsey. yeah, great thinking. if i lived with dilsey, we'd be spending a lot of time together. this is awesome. what's something you think we'd enjoy doing every day if dilsey and i lived together? now what would bob dylan and connor mcdavid love to do every single day? if you lived with bob dylan, you could spend your days
49:38 getting pucks in deep is so weird. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay. we've already got pucks in deep in the game. winning the tough battles. and this is actually something that bob dylan would do because he says, at the final day, he won the war after losing every battle. winning the tough battles. winning the tough battles.
50:31 the tough battles... dot dot dot... wait, we don't need dot dot dot. on the boards. these long ass expressions he has, man. i know your fucking tomodachi life island is poorly realized. i know you got everybody on your fucking island saying like 6'7 and shit like that. i know you got 55 miis on your island that all just say tim robinson quotes.
51:13 hey. hey. hey. oh shit. please, please, dilsey, i need this. what's got you looking so serious? mac jesus. well, if the two of us live together, what's something you think we'd enjoy doing every day? let's say it together. he's gonna fuck us. on three. one, two, three.
51:44 winning the tough battles on the boards. well, i think connor changed his answer halfway through. you're on the same page. let's move in together. everybody must get stoned. huge. honestly, this could be good. bob dylan could improve connor mcdavid's media diet and then connor mcdavid could cook like keto friendly dinners and shit like that. this is gonna be a blast.
52:19 don't you think the houses here are a little small? i'm thinking we'll need to build a new one. let's build a new house for connor mcdavid and co. sure, i'd love to. it's not like he makes like nine million dollars a year or whatever. sorry, amy. let's go to cramp your style a little bit, amy, but i think we got a... i mean, i guess we could really fuck up. no, i don't know. we can't, man.
53:00 now we got room for some more me's to move in though. but i want to. fuck it bro, blow up the fence. oh shit, it's set back by one line too. i'm sure we'll have a great time living in this house together. say, do you have any ideas for what to call our house? it's gotta be the locker room. you have a good name for us. i'd love to hear it. yeah, i got the perfect one. wait, no no no!
53:35 rogers rogers place. yeah, i said, because it's the name of the oilers arena. but it could also be some place that bob dylan would be i don't think he's really got the kind of star power to play rogers place in edmonton. they seem like more of a kenny chesney crowd place. they'll be nobody you know, he could strike a match against the door of rogers bar and grill. thanks for the excellent idea.
54:06 i hope you'll keep checking in on us, the members of roger's place. damn, and he loves it. i thought it was inspired to have connor mcdavid start every sentence by saying, yeah, you know? little quirks. you gotta start fighting some people. no shot, you're not a big eater. unimpressed? i speak with a loud public farder, sleeps restlessly, scaredy cat. i
54:47 i don't think he really flips out when angry. this is all fucked up. wait! what happened? what?!
55:24 that's no good. where is he? you might like some udon. you've been eating ramen lately. i demand you give me food. it brightens my day every time. i demand you give me food. little quirks. cries when angry is a big one. walks with swagger. that's a poly walnuts quirk, i'm afraid. i feel like i got one step closer to my true self.
56:13 i feel like a heavy weight has been lifted from my shoulders. sometimes you just gotta eat. i don't know what you want me to say, it's real man. okay, roger's place, we're gonna move it a little bit. paulie walks like he's speed walking somewhere. old people are like that man, he ain't going nowhere. who we trying to fool? hi. home, my sciatica! what the hell happened here?
56:51 he's following polly walnuts for some reason. they want to use a lamborghini urus to explore this the stranger in more depth. uh, you know what we need first off? wait, i don't i can't remember if i gave this to them yet. we need to go to chat. i mean we need some fucking drama bro or this shit's gonna fall apart. i can't play 25 hours of this if there's gonna be no tension.
57:19 you guys need to get some slave to spy or two at last place. then why don't you fucking show it bro? i was waiting for the punchline for like the whole stream. huh, you need something? what's your problem? can i say something? honey and i were chatting and well, i guess it just made me a little sad type shit. well, you know what would make you feel better but like legitimately?
58:00 recording some slay the spire 2 let's plays. nah, he's not feeling it today. he's unsure if this is a good match for him. not watch them bro! obviously you'd have to be a loser to watch that stuff. you would have to be... you'd have to have absolutely nothing going on to be interested in watching something like that. i mean making it bro!
58:34 ralph, are you interested? forget all that shit i just said. you interested in some slay the spy or two let's plays? oops. hi. motherfucker, man.
58:51 need some mama liz. they're brightening my day a little bit. whoa, whoa, whoa! do not place two miis near each other if you want them to stop getting closer. helping miis chat and hang out gives them more chances to improve their relationship. okay, we have to keep them isolated. we have to build like the panopticon or something. yay!
59:18 i could just edit everybody to change their sexual preferences. because we might, we have a little bit too much of a sausage party. stop giving them shit to make them happy, but that's how they look more fully realized! i speak with a loud it's not really smug. it's not really nonchalant. doesn't walk like conor mcgregor. doesn't walk nervously. sure man, greet with a nod. that'll get the blood pumping.
1:00:11 i feel like i'm becoming a shipwreck. okay. well this, i didn't want to do this, okay? but i think it has to be done. wait, additional details? resident personalities. how do i change every... is there like a make everybody pansexual button? or do i have to edit every single me individually? average age 40, lol.
1:00:42 i mean, i know you're putting like homer simpson on the island and saying he's like 12 years old, bro. don't talk. i literally added daniel plainview. bro was born in like 1806. brings up the average a little bit. huh. hey. i can't believe i got to for every single me. i got to go in here. this is literally true for austin powers though. canonically in the movie, they say sex and he goes, yes, please.
1:01:21 yo, it's 11 a.m. wake your sleepy ass up! alright, you can go back to bed. i've made you pansexual. dan and the fucking spy who shagged me fit is okay. daniel, this one's gonna be painful to you most of all, i think. okay, i don't need to enter your pronouns. that's up to you.
1:02:01 you're really gonna do it like this? it's the best way to do it! what would you what are you proposing? leave the damn kids out of it, man. chad, i think is already non binary and pansexual. ha. do i make you horny? baby, do i? add more women? bro, that's a much longer solution. that shit is gonna take like 3,000 hours of longing, man.
1:02:38 every single me takes like an hour to make. i'm hitting you with the beam, the cia developed beam that makes you pansexual. the us military when they find out the pansexual beam actually works against them because it makes the soldiers fight harder.
1:03:08 wait, wait, wait, wait. careful. oh, wait, she's falling in love with richie, but austin powers is in love with her. i feel all mixed up. it is the 90s. after all she told no lies. i like connor mcdavid, but i also have feelings for nepo baby.
1:03:45 who do you think i really like? oh shit. oh shit. oh fuck. oh shit. oh fuck. it's gotta be connor mcdavid because i think it's doomed. it's gotta be connor mcdavid because it makes it keeps the wheels of drama turning. richie's a funnier story? no, richie needs to fall in love with her and she needs to be in love with somebody else so that richie fulfills his character arc. you were right. i was nearly misled.
1:04:18 connor mcdavid is the only one for me.