I hope I didn't curse Connor (Tomodachi Life)

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0:00 today is april, my name is gordon ramsay. it's nice to meet you. my name is gordon ramsay. it's nice to meet you.
0:09 today is april 22nd, 2026. right. so, how does this place sound? that's a hot pan, oil, butter. wait till it sizzles. it's nice to meet you. eggs, cracked. today is april 22nd, 2026. cracked on the counter, not on the edge. in the pan, heat. he rubs his hands on the tea towel. right. salt, coarse salt. it's nice to meet you.
0:31 not fucking table salt, parsley coarsely chopped in the pan out of the fucking pan. bastard.
0:49 that's his speed. and then the pitch is much lower.
1:07 it's nice to meet you. this looks like ellen. yeah, bro. gordon ramsey looks like ellen. again, this is like an art imitates life situation. these two motherfuckers look similar irl. they're going to look similar in the game too. april 22nd, 2026.
1:23 the only difference between gordon ramsay and ellen irl is like if you saw ellen in a chef's jacket, you'd be like, oh shit, i better make sure i got the lamb sauce. and if you saw gordon ramsay in like a fuck ass blazer on top of a sweater with some white slacks on, you'd be like, can somebody tell her that i want tomorrow off? i'm scared. my name is gordon ramsay. it's nice. my name is gordon ramsay.
1:50 it's nice to meet you. my name is gordon ramsay. it's nice to meet you. fuck you. my name is gordon ramsay. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so how does this voice sound? my name is gordon ramsay. my name is gordon ramsay. today is april 22nd, 2026. so how does this voice sound? i think that sounds pretty fucking good given the tools that we have access to man. he moves fast as fuck.
2:26 his speech is entirely honest. his energy is all over the place. his thinking is pretty serious. but weirdly enough, i don't think he's that quirky. he's pretty normal. i don't know. energy is all over the fucking place. oh, you can't see because i got his picture up. he's only serious on us tv? no bro, like on the us tv he'll call someone like a donkey or whatever, but on the british tv he'll call you like a drug addict and shit like that.
3:08 i don't think i have a dynamo. this is bro, by the way, let chat tell you how to make them me never let chat how may tell you how to make the personality every single time i have nailed the personality of the person that i'm trying to add. this is gordon ramsey assertive and highly regarded trust their own instincts and commands the respect of others. that's gordon bro. i mean he can't live on plainview island. i'll just start you right there.
3:45 i did not use the chip chart. i'm just an intuitive person. i'm an empath. fucking bro, he could live over here, see if i care. dude, it makes so much sense for him to live right next to the grocery store. no, you're right, but he should live next to the restaurant, behind the restaurant. no, i'll put him next to the grocery store cuz the layout's a little more coded for that, but there you go, man.
4:19 looks a little fucked up. don't get me wrong. hey there. it's nice to meet you, brother. i'm gordon ramsay. i'm an outgoing dynamo who loves getting to know others. people often tell me i'm very passionate. i can't wait to start living here. that's damn true. you do look like the damn house. gordon oh shit. i'm nervous. gordon is your perfect scrambled eggs man. yum. oh no.
4:54 no, no, no, no, you didn't like it. he didn't like it. no, no, no. sparkling water, chef? yum. i'll tell you, that's the best thing i fucking had was the sparkling water. yep. i knew that shit was coming. you need some kind of fit. i don't know if we can get a chef's jacket, but you need something. i mean,
5:33 if you take off the, uh, the boutonniere, it's kind of chef coated. i think it's pretty chef coated if you take off the boutonniere, man. get you a tailcoat. some white sweatpants. no, wait, no, they wear black slacks in the kitchen, that's right. and a tennis skirt and thigh highs. gordon ramsay strikes me as a guy who might wear these kind of socks with, uh, black business shoes.
6:28 this would be so huge for me. people always doubt my sartorial sense. but if we could come up with a chef's jacket for base principles... man, oh man. it sucks a lot. but it's all gonna come together. it does look like total shit.
7:10 it's all gonna come together when we... not this kitchen! fuck off, you donkey! that kitchen's not even close! we need this kitchen! yes! there we go! they thought he was fucking nigella lawson, bro. wait, it kinda works. he likes it? yeah, i should hope so. spent your whole life in there, man.
7:44 yeah, this is different. thank you. and then do i have any food related treasures? i got a bowl. that's something. funny, you know what? how about a botanical guidebook to teach you about herbs? can you tuck in the top? wait, great question. well, he doesn't like it. alright, man. chad already clocked it. just put the asia in the bag.
8:29 of course he's gonna love it. he's an intellectual. whatever. he tolerates it. it's no park life. please, please we need this catchphrase. is that your daughter on the album cover? yeah, it's fucking awesome, right? fuck it bro. i'll give you like a... i don't know man. want some toilet paper?
9:19 this might be good enough. oh, he does love soccer. that's right. giving him a soccer ball at some point would be huge. but first, first, he needs a catchphrase. no way. when finishing a sentence, he has to say, you donkey. when he's angry, he has to say, yeah, it's raw. where's the lamb sauce? you've been chopped, all that sort of stuff. thank you. now i feel more like myself. you donkey. he's getting it. and then.
10:23 that's gordon, man. sorry to say you can't tuck in his top, but you could pretend this is an episode of kitchen nightmares uk and remove all his clothes. he was all freaky ass. unk was always taking his shirt off in the hotel, man. who's he going to be friends with? that's not up to me, bro. all right, let's have him. let's start having him meet some individuals. you know, i feel like gordon ramsay and malf would have some interesting conversations.
11:03 he's pondering the die as usual. he and abgn, oh man, it'd be a fly on the wall when abgn meets gordon ramsay. talking about food. i was gonna say they do seem like minded. trinity's watching amy blue closely. go for it. they've never met.
11:42 still to this day. pardon me, could i have a moment? my name is trinity. god damn you. my name is trinity. yeah, i'm amy blue from the doom generation. she's talking about how much she's into judo, bro. how do they know? how do they know? no, man, they ain't ever gonna shut up. seems like minded. all right.
12:17 thanks for that. i'm a lot closer to amy blue from the doom generation now god damn you cipher god damn you cipher is the the biggest stroke of genius i have had playing this game her ending. what the fuck did you call me? sorry, my mind was else she's thinking about fat bastard man
12:46 oh, she can't level up. but she's hungry, which means she is gonna level up. wake up, honey. it's time for your cornflakes and electrolyte beverage. it's got everything the body needs. huge. now what else does tran she does say dodge this. you can't die, neo. you're the one. dodge d'waaay! you're so jet! i need to play this game with you! dodge this before eating is so fucking good.
13:33 it's like she's taunting the food before she eats. you've actually, you've opened my mind to like a new way to recontextualize the catchphrases. we don't have to put it where it's most appropriate. we have to put it where it's funniest. that's true. and then... nah man, she taunting the damn gatorade.
14:27 electrolytes kind of the vibe when your body needs like sodium or potassium or whatever. we got gordon. gordon, he is pissed already. what the fuck happened, man? i'm a little upset right now, you donkey. i don't usually get mad like this, but my talk with mouth really upset me, you donkey. what happened? i thought they would do, they were like minded and getting along.
14:59 i know malf was probably saying some shit like why don't they make like a montreal smoked meat donut or something like that. gordon ramsay just couldn't take it anymore. can you help daniel get up? i don't think you and dan would get along. i don't think dan likes british humor. are you alright? please help me. you sweats.
15:26 i do need to introduce him to abgm. if they get in an argument, man, that would be... that would be a serious battle of the minds, man. lovely. you know what that means, bro. we can level up. ghibli, i know you're not in chat, but i'm gonna pretend you are for oral farming reasons. be so dead ass with me. what level are you?
16:06 i need to know what level he is. i know he was at least 37 on monday. i'm 38 on wednesday, but new zealand's a day ahead anyway.
16:26 we interrupt to bring you some breaking news. i don't like seeing malf without his hat on. an exciting new travel destination is now available. who gets to go to america? a usa tour is now available. i think we gotta send daniel plainview to the united states of america. that, him and that country seem to have a certain alignment of values, i would say.
16:48 i could really use the alone time. it looks like a wish has already been added so someone can leave him. anyway, every single time it's the same thing. send austin powers? no, i like austin powers. um... daniel pl gordon looks a little out of place. could make bella baxter. could make bella baxter from poor things.
17:19 oh, you're really giving me a tour of america? thank you so much. i've only seen but the frontier of this great land. i took a train from the ocean, found my way to the desert, and planted my feet into the ground that have not been moved ever since. how often does the statue of liberty change which hand is holding the torch? i want to see it. say cheese.
17:50 daniel plain man the kindergarten or fit men turns out niagara falls is wet he's really just seen new york though at this point what the fuck the skyline looks great from the brooklyn bridge he just went to new york man, i mean that's don't get me wrong new york city is mighty nice as an oil me. that was a wonderful trip. i
18:23 i thought he would at least go to the grand canyon or something and i could get a picture of him at the grand canyon or at the pacific ocean which literally fucking happens in the movie and it's where he realizes that he's not a human being. who have you not met yet? i bet if i fed you another food you might fucking level up. yum. yes! i have to feed this dude baked beans every single day man.
19:06 i will never skip the cutscene. it's so perfect for him because of like the spout of water that looks like he hit pay dirt in his oil survey. i do need to make a milkshake. wait, has anybody seen a milkshake in the game? this dude's gonna be level 99 by tomorrow if i keep him on the baked beans diet. when sad, he definitely says, i've abandoned my boy.
19:59 sad might not be the word i would use. i've abandoned my child. and then an exclamation mark. that's so while eating, he does have to say i drink your milkshake. that's the perfect daniel plainview eating message. daniel, can you throw up really quick so i can feed you two more servings of beans and give you another catchphrase? i've abandoned my child. that is such a neat thing to say. yeah, you want to play something?
20:57 as an oil me, care for a round of pixel quiz? sure, man. i'll even play with you plainly as an oil me would. here's your first pixelated item. what do you think it is? shrimp sushi. fresh spring rolls for sure. the answer is fresh spring rolls. next up, your second pixelated item. what do you think it is? bun? cheese bun? the answer is
21:26 and finally, the last pixelated item. please be a milkshake man. what do you think it is? chess piece? i'm gonna say that's rob the robot bro. the correct answer is robot. congratulations, you won. give me a harmonica. has it? that's not a harmonica man. rabbit pretty good too though. jiptune looks a lot like peepo jamming out.
22:09 alright, let's take a peek at what's going on with kate here. dude, i don't know, i love tomodachi life. this is so crazy. i think i could literally play this game like 16 hours a day. it doesn't make sense. i wanna watch green! i wanna watch purple! that's all. check it out. as a result of your short sightedness, now you're both watching yellow. but they love it though! you know what? that's probably meet the parents. that's the tbs 24 hour marathon of meet the parents.
22:53 huge. they care deeply for each other. because the movie, after you're like, it's funny and it makes you think, but also you're like, you appreciate the value of family at the end of it. what's up, playa? yes, man. great thinking. let's see. you should definitely talk about something else. and it should be...
23:28 fester's quest. yes, dude. i think he would love to talk to me about fester's quest. i definitely need another sentence ending, because type shit at the end of every sentence is insane. hey, uh, the angry video game nerd. do you feel like talking about fester's quest?
24:14 tell me ryan. did you see that report on tv yesterday? i don't know investors quest i had your video up. of course. i saw it i've been itching to talk to someone about it type shit i was fascinated plus i've been wanting to talk with someone about investors quest that explains why you made the video man and then we can talk about it. oh man is a little l encoded. i really don't like gordon ramsay with like the fade on the back of his head
24:53 she was very like not 60 year old british man coded. i think that avgn would definitely call me northernlion. i think 100%. northernlion, you look great today. northernlion, want to hang out? listen, it's not the worst pronunciation of my relatively straightforward username that i've ever heard.
25:43 north million, northillion, northernillion. wait, i don't like hearing him say that in his voice. i think i would literally call him avgn. and like pronounced as avgn. yeah. yes!
26:20 expressions. when ending a sentence, we need... let me take a look at this for a second. we already have for a guy like me, well, why is he ending every sentence with type shit then? or whatever is good. we already have a slash marker. i do feel like giving them a catchphrase that they say every single time they eat something is really smart. you gave him an expression. thank you. now i feel more like myself or whatever.
27:24 okay, it's also very i can bond with amy blue of the doom generation over that as well, i would say. chicken and rice incoming? he's playing some games, the worst you recall. he's gonna find out which ones suck the most balls. i would just love it if there were a bouncy playground right right here. no, man. this is daniel plainview's property, get the fuck off his pr bro, this is this is not a public park! this is not a place to wait!
27:55 wait, what are you listening to? what is that delightful sound i hear? did he say angular banjos sound good to him? would it not have a little bonemo? could you amy blue from the doom generation, could you turn it up please? oh wait, he doesn't mind. daniel plainview used to tell in chat about how he shouldn't overlook the piggy bank. bye bobby!
28:31 i'm back. he hasn't made any more women. bro, i literally made ellen degeneres. what is this emotion? empathy. three cowboy hats a little ridiculous. i'm gonna change my own outfit to non cowboy hat tomorrow, okay? is there anyone dan has not met? i feel like he's kind of been like my go to. well, he's not met a lot of people here. i think dan would fucking love abgn, man. hi, i'm...
29:02 don't think i've seen you around. i'm dan. hello there, dan. i'm known as the angry video game nerd. what's funny to me is that i'm being accused of misogyny for not making women on my island and then people in chat are typing shit like make vanessa from the bazaar, which i think is deeply more troubling than like...
29:28 they're like, bro, it's problematic you haven't added any women. put some video game characters that i know from mortal kombat into this thing. like it's so f fucked off. she has a lot of good quotes. she actually does have a lot of good quotes, that is true. wait, i didn't give gordon a soccer ball yet. oh my god, i have so many diverse little quirks! for those who have a unique voice, loud, quiet, radiant, creepy...
30:05 public farter snores loudly sleeps restlessly throws tantrums. i'm right here scaredy cat night owl fashionista blinks a lot. okay, i mean public farter is really big and then tantrums for gordon ramsay. yes it's made of terracotta tea. yeah, it's like chinese marble all right, let's keep it moving
30:42 how you doing connor? bro, can i say it? asia's been a fucking hit. everybody loves it. that being said, i'm picking you up. have you met bob? you're good friends. you haven't met paulie walnuts yet. hello. it's nice to meet you. my name is connor mcdavid. hello there, connor mcdavid. i'm known as paulie walnuts, my own.
31:19 oh, shit. wait, wait, is that a clue? is that lore? what would happen if i fed connor mcdavid luna's mix? he says he loves it. do it? if i promised my daughter, i wouldn't feed luna's mix to anybody else. even the person who won the art ross trophy this year. i can't... connor, don't interrupt.
31:52 this is literally why i made this shit. fuck it bro, i don't care about how you feel about the streetlight, look at this shit. this is what it's like man! it's like he's fucking here! he's just studying it. you know how nerds is and all that. alright whatever, we'll move on. trinity's having a nice little nap. see what she's dreaming about.
32:38 we literally have seen this one 10 times. don't give me another globe, i'm gonna freak the fuck out. god damn it. they didn't expect anyone to play this much. you didn't do anything wrong. is that trinity? yeah, yeah that's trinity. trinity from the matrix to be specific.
33:04 hello. i've been thinking too hard when richie tenenbaum says i've been thinking too hard. that's the weirdest cat in the world. that's true. we haven't spent much time with ricky today, which is always a bit of a liability. what i'm thinking first off,
33:36 most royal tenenbaums food would definitely be like if there was like a potato chip sandwich or something like that. but short of that, enjoy the last greek salad we got, man. and then i'm gonna give him a bird. i forgot i had a bird. i gotta give him a bird and i gotta give polly walnuts a spirit so that he gets haunted by a ghost. you need a pet. now it's not quite mordecai, but he's mordecai adjacent. he does need a tennis racket too.
34:16 oh my god, we had two grand in the bank, man. little quirks. i mean, little quirks. public farder is so insane, man. you used to have richie tenenbaum farting all around the island. wait, donna from that 70s show might be a play. that might be a play. can have more than one. you know what? this was actually pretty real.
34:58 he does cry when he's... i mean, he cries when he's sad. he just... he does a little crying, i suppose. he's very emotional is the thing. that's why i don't respect him. oh, i feel a little different. good for you, man. you're moving a little different. mordecai, go! wait, this is kind of awesome. when's corner gas getting on the island? we need the old guy from corner gas. the one who's always talking about conspiracy theories and shit?
35:39 he thinks canadian tire is gonna buy the gas station? dude was really named brent butt, thought none of us would notice. i thought you guys weren't fucking with each other. i don't like, whenever i hear bob dylan talking about hurricanes i get scared man. hey nice to meet you, you donkey. i'm gordon ramsay. hey gordon ramsay, i'm austin powers.
36:13 i know more about traveling than anybody i've ever met. actually that might be true, because on kitchen nightmares usa he wasn't just going to la and shit like that. bro was in studio city. he might be one of the most well traveled individuals. ah, it's true austin powers did go to space. he did go to the moon. that's a very good point.
36:46 polly walnuts? i got horrible news for you buddy. first off, i think i might be out of italian food. never mind. i have the ability to go to the store and buy fuck loaded lasagna. stop calling him mitt romney. this is polly walnuts who i think is a good guy because he works for the ultimate good guy, tony soprano. greatest idea i ever had in my entire life was only feeding them food that makes sense for their character. then,
37:23 now polly, you might not like this because in the show it scared you, but also like you should like it because it's fitting your character. lasagna lover! thank you for the gifted subscriptions! thank you! you're on the screen right now. wait, niles? we have to add niles from frasier! they have niles hair in the fucking mii creator. that's another guy? well we can't add maris, we don't know what she looks like.
38:02 what kind of shit are kully walnuts being too, man? little quirks. i mean, walks with a swagger is pretty real. it kind of walks a little bit more like a rodeo rider though, to be honest with you. kind of walks a little bit more like that. i feel like i got one step closer to my true self, marone. yeah, that's it. that's it, 100%. dude, whoa, shit. grossy and spirits.
39:05 amy blue is bored and she wants some company. you oh shit, what the fuck have i done? i've been out walking. i don't do so much talking these days. and she's hitting them with the damn i have nipples greg can you milk me quote.
39:32 he's like, that's the wrong wilson actually i wasn't in that one. i was in the family stone owen was in meet the parents anything to get her mind off connor mcdavid like the bro is kind of like the daniel plainview of hockey. yes i can tell by the way, i'm bobbing my head. i'm listening to home at last. i don't know just is real i just wanted to look at it cuz it's real as fuck was mouth seems to be watching gorgeous listening to asia man. i
40:16 everybody that has a copy of asia is listening to it and everybody that doesn't is watching someone that does. malf is talking about the massive impact that fat bastard had on his life. i could see us becoming good friends, you donkey.
40:46 we do need a second record. dude, he's pogging up to asia too. i feel like we haven't seen much of bob dylan today. let me level up my island and then we'll... we'll see what bob's up to. we got... oh, hospitals. hospitals said to me is big because that means we could add a fictional doctor. maybe we could add turk from scrubs or we could add...
41:26 dr. house, obviously, or dr. robbie from the pit, something like that. dr. doom. oh shit, avgn! save polly walnuts! are you alright? please, hit dr. pepper, could be dr. pepper. oof, i've never seen a case this bad before. i'm gonna be okay though, right? dr. dre you're so kind. don't worry about it.
42:00 do you think nintendo would ever add accents to this game? damn, we're having a fucking beach party. they're fucking talking about fat bastard again, man. all right, bob, what's up with you? you know what? chat's been kind of doing nothing today as well. good afternoon, dan. chef, hi yah.
42:29 chat is worried dan won't remember this chat about pubg. i would say that's valid, uh, a valid concern. damn. bob probably pissed people are listening to asia. i don't know, i'm trying to think what i guess i could probably make self portrait. it already looks like shit.
42:53 or modern times, which literally is just text that says modern times or some shit like that. but i ain't making like, you know, blonde on blonde or something. that's his fucking face, man. it's not nashville skyline, dylan. this is 1976 desire, dylan. yes, dude. wait, you have, you're so fucking real. you have stamps.
43:22 and then you can fucking just put him in a big coat and it's, oh! bob, talk to me. i've been struck with inspiration. i was gonna renovate his fucking outfit. take me to the store. okay, what do we need? we need the fuck ass duffle coat. and then blue scarf. wait, one second. what color is his scarf in blonde on blonde? it's like white and black checkered print.
44:20 and then i guess we have no idea what kind of pants he's wearing. i'm gonna guess it's some kind of jean. i'm gonna guess it's a blue jean. no panties! that's an interesting idea. that's a very interesting idea. bob dylan, no panties. i'm just gonna say it, man. he seems like the type of fella who might be wearing business shoes, like at all times. who we making? oh, this is just bob dylan, but we're mixing up desire. we're going back like maybe nine years and putting them in blonde on blonde instead.
45:05 guys, this is really fucking good. i don't know what you want me to say, like that's... that's it, man. he fucking loves it too. can i say that? now, you know what else he's gonna love? he's old. he'd probably like a liver. sunglasses are needed. he doesn't have sunglasses on on the bondome blonde cover! fuck it, he's old. he'd probably like baked beans.
46:16 oh shit, i killed him. i killed bob dylan by feeding him baked beans, bro. maybe that was more for like, you know, your desire era. blonde on blonde, you're still, i don't know, you might be like 20 years old. you're not fucking with the fiber that much. what is it, trinity? go for it. follow the white rabbit type shit.
46:39 or whatever. we do need a tracksuit for paulie. you can make one, but you got a limited amount of time on this planet, you know? trinity, i'm married. dude, look at the what a tangled fucking web we weave, man.
47:08 we made daniel plainview too good. like this is what he would be doing in a situation like this. he could be learning about games but instead he's just pondering his wealth. hey sushicast, long time no see, thank you for the gifted subscriptions. thank you. you been playing tomodachi life? how do you feel about austin powers and trinity becoming friends? good afternoon trinity. good afternoon.
47:47 what the fuck? is that richie tenenbaum's bird? god damn you, cypher. they're trading jokes and seeing who has the funniest ones. trinity, you are fucked! that's austin powers, he's the funniest guy ever!
48:07 what other 1999 movies can be incorporated? could be tyler durden could mix this whole fucking island up, man. could make julianne moore from boogie nights as well. oh!
48:36 nina from office space corporate accounts payable. this is nina speaking just a moment no, milton from office space with a red stapler could be could be a fucking play rob as played by john cusack from high fidelity jim jim carrey is the cable guy avgn pubg video incoming you heard it here first. good afternoon, richie ten about the angry video game nerd. good afternoon damn
49:30 ralph, get in on this man! bro just wants to go look at the ocean. wait, wait, wait, he's gonna shout something. he's gonna shout something at the sea. i thought he just ripped one. nope, he just he went over here to sneeze. fair enough, man. okay, on our way out the door here, let's set ourselves up for tomorrow. everybody's looking pretty good. dan wants to play a game. if it's no repeats, i'm dropping you in the water. yes, i do want to play poke the ferris wheel.
50:12 wait, elizabeth holmes is so perfect. deep monotone voice, red lipstick, blonde hair, black turtleneck. elizabeth holmes would absolutely work on this island. that's a great idea. i run this fucking town. it's that simple.
50:54 i knew you could do it. and you are gonna give me a fucking harmonica. congratulate. or i'm gonna give you 20 copies of asia by steely dan. rubber ducky, that's not so bad. here's how i rank things. harmonica number one. number two, anything that i can give to my daughter when she comes home from school and she'll be happy to receive it in the game. number three, everything else. number four, toilet paper.
51:27 i'm not putting medgaroma queen in the game. be so fucking for real. i'm trying to save you. i'm trying to save you. it's not too late. there is still time. you don't have to put... when people say you need female representation on the island, you don't need to put in an anime version of a horse from a gacha game that you play on your phone. that's true. if we were, we would probably put in some bolly rudolph anyway. they got the right kind of mustache for her.
51:57 why am i, what am i here for? what am i here for? i'm here because i want to purge the notifications. it's insane you're on your high horse about it. you literally keep saying it's troubling you don't have any women on the island and then you will say some shit like you know add someone from like lupin the third or something like that. it's so, it's out of control. the royal we? could make the royal scam.
52:28 might be a little complicated though he's just studying it
52:46 also, i would like to think that if i was a woman, i would be a little annoyed that a bunch of nerds in chat are going like, please add a woman just because that seems crazy. you should add a woman because a woman would fit the vibe of the island. you shouldn't just add just a oh good. now we fulfilled our quota of women. now chad can start talking about like the newest episode of invincible or something like that.
53:09 chat, you just don't get it. as a woman, it's true. true, that's me. yes, it's annoying as fuck. sorry, chat. sorry, i blew you out again. you know why? i live in a house with two women. i'm the only man. and when i say i'm the only man in the house, the two women i live with say, what about ryuka and tomo? those are cats. so to act like i don't understand how to maneuver in this realm is a little bit
53:44 i mean it's a little ignorant of you is what i'm trying to say. then make the men gay? bro, i'm not god. i'm pretty sure that shit is like, i don't know, it's a combination of like your own preference, you know, how you grow up, stuff like that. i don't know. i don't know. i don't have control over that. i'm not gonna put austin powers in the game and make him gay because that's not austin powers. austin powers may i'm not saying austin powers has never fucked a dude.
54:13 but austin powers is a man seeking women. it was the 60s. richie tenenbaum. i mean, all we know from the... wait, he's strangers with bob dylan? one sec. they're talking about a scary video of hopping into the discord. um, hello. it's nice to meet you.
54:41 my name is richie tenenbaum. um, yeah, i'm bob dylan. they stole each other's fit, bro. oh, he traveled to channel with him. yeah. oh, glad. could add madonna from a league of their own. could add rosie o'donnell from a league of their own. richie tenenbaum is staring at bob dylan. he doesn't realize he's saying goodbye for good.
55:17 i was definitely thinking about adding john goodman from barton fink because just to have him go around because there's a sweaty emote have him going around being sweaty as fuck and going like hey brother i'll show you the life of the mind. i think that could be awesome as well. i get the strange feeling i'm being watched at home lately. we did this one already. it's probably just your imagination harry fox might be the play
56:06 i'm sure there's no one here. yeah, you're probably right. my husband. it's just my imagination. successfully, gasly. okay, well, i think we've reached the end of our island for today. pretty successful day, man. a lot of trips. made daniel plainview. made gordon ramsay. made asia. for the first time in island history, nobody is listening to asia by steely dan.
56:47 they're talking about sebastian the shocking truth about sebastian stan and ain't that shocking bro. we know he's bald. i'm still aiming from the doom generation. i knew i liked you. i can't stop marveling at the album cover man. but i really hoping that soon she gets it.
57:15 a lot of people would be like, no, she'd probably be listening to like punk or grunge or something like that. no, bro. like, yeah. does she listen to a little riot girl? yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't appreciate asia. give me some more. add the woods by sleater kenny. that dude, she would fucking vibe with that. she would be screaming land ho! or some shit like that. i love that the chat is hearing asia. bro, that's, i hate to say it. have you heard the song? that's how it was pronounced.
58:09 she needs to confess her love for connor mcdavid though. the craziest imbalance in this game is that she is only acquaintances with connor mcdavid, but she's ready to risk it all. but then connor mcdavid like, first off he's listening to asia, which is awesome. connor mcdavid just kind of vibes with her. he doesn't really care one way or the other. he's more of a bob dylan guy. anyway.
58:44 maybe in the off season she'll have a better chance.