I'm an oil mii (Tomodachi Life)

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0:00 here's the thing, it looks a little bit more like this, but i think, oh, that's more of a build a butcher type thing. a little bit more like that. you know what, maybe a little bit more? no, no, no, that's not daniel plainview. too manicured. it's this, but like, wait, i can't rotate it a little bit to make it like not so, are you thinking this? that is fucking good. that is fucking good.
0:39 if i said i was a me, you would agree. so i hope you don't mind if i speak to you as a me does. something like that? something like that? dark gray? wait, you're absolutely right. okay. and then so the next step we build it from most important feature out. we go back to the hair. hair color very important. i can live with that. i've decided i can live with this. the hair is obviously not right.
1:21 for the time being, daniel plainview usually has like a self satisfied kind of smirk to him. kind of like he kind of looks like the devil. it's not that. it's more... we'll get there. we'll get there at some point. for now though, we desperately need this hair to not be so fucked up. you know what? he's kind of got this. okay, but now he looks very very french. not that.
2:26 now the eyebrows, extremely important eyebrows. these ones are actually like, the spirit is right. i think the spirit on those was not wrong. that's a little too much. can i just thicken them a little? it's a little too thick. and then dark gray. he looks too kind. he still looks way too kind.
3:14 wait, now he's looking a little... he's looking a little banality of evil with it. and then he's squinting a little bit. he's squinting, if i said it wasn't me, you would agree. i'll give you... i know you paid $8 for that luna's mix. i'll be happy to give you $16. i don't think you'll find a better deal in all of the entire island. nah, too evil. too evil. we need... he is... he's snatched. one of the best things about daniel plainview, and it's such a big list, but he is...
3:52 his body fat percentage is crazy low. he needs the chin. i'm sorry. we can't we can't not give him the chin, but we could give him a little bit of that but we also kind of need to give him a little just whether or not he he needs it you know, i'm not i'm not a hundred percent sure he needs it. i also think the eyes are fucked up i don't think these eyes are right. he needs to have a little like he is enjoying exploiting these people
4:41 and he's not enjoying it like he doesn't necessarily take pleasure in it in the sense that he's causing them misery. it's the same way that like a child takes pleasure in eating like an ice cream cone. like it's just it's in his nature. please give me head shape three four. okay i think that was that was a positive change. i think that was a very positive change. that does necessitate moving everything down a little bit. i think the mouth is still all wrong. he's almost got a little bit of a
5:33 it's a certain rininess to his smile. i said i was an oil man. i just don't mind that i speak to you as an oil man does. i reach, i reach. it might just be that to be honest with you. you think two, two? no, no, no, cuz he doesn't have that thing under his lip, man. that ain't right. he's just got too much going on in his face, honestly.
6:22 3, 2? no, no, no. he's becoming too chungus coated. i think it's that. i think it's that with perhaps a wider mustache. he needs some stubble as well, as was the style at the time. perhaps just... no, that's really bad. and then the mustache itself needs to be lowered, but the stubble will not lower. something's just not giving. what happens oftentimes if you just wait
7:10 like particularly the eyes. if you just get the eyes right, all of a sudden the whole thing just pops into focus like a magic eye. like a bigger nose is definitely a big thing here. i wouldn't disagree with that. like that has done some work in and of itself. maybe like a shrunken version of... no, because it is quite... that's michael jackson. what would a caricature artist do? a caricature artist would give him a
7:53 huge nose, but the thing is having given him a bigger nose we now have to give him a bigger mustache otherwise the bigger the nose gets the more hitlerian the mustache gets which is why we have to scale it because i mean like daniel plainview, i'll say it not a good guy, but now the mouth is fucked up spoilers
8:47 okay, i really do think we're getting this is the necessary. i mean, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, man. mouth needs to be smaller and up one. no, it's not. well, it could be mouthless. he does not need lips you fucking liars. wait, he needs lips that are the color of his face. no, no, no, no, it looks horrible. i thought it kind of looked kind of good but he still looks too happy. who is she?
9:50 still think your mouth is wrong. maybe a smaller mouth the kind of mouth that like the be it like the owls above would have wait he's kind of he's giving a little mischievous look here okay, and then the eyes he needs beatier pupils i think smaller eyes beatier pupils would hit the spot here i said it was an oil man if i said i was an oil man you would agree okay
10:39 you think five one? nah, two evil. wait! no, but he looks, he looks too conniving. now i'm not saying that he's not conniving, but part of the reason that he's such an effective villain is the fact that he doesn't appear that conniving to the average individual. his sinisterness is not emblematic in his form. his sinisterness is emblematic of his actions. i think i use these eyes for everything, but that doesn't mean it's wrong, man.
11:24 but capture his soul? i mean, i feel like this is kind of capturing his soul. and then, maybe not, maybe not that one. he is a little tired. i mean, he's a little, he's been around the block a few times. and then a little twinkle in it, in the eye, just to give him some liveliness. and i will say, this, this is just better. no, it's not. i've lost it. okay. i need, i need to see some snatched cheekbones. you're also right. he does work in the sun. he needs a tan.
12:26 who says design by committee doesn't work, man? he's not that pink. he's kinda... well, this is more of like the filter they shoot the movie in. that's john. this... he looks positively full of blood, bro. that's good. i think that... he's so... he's sick, man. he's sick. i think it's this. that's it? you're saying this. he doesn't... no, man. he doesn't look right. can i say something? i think it's his fucked up shirt. i think his shirt is making it look like...
13:37 like he's saddam hussein on vacation in florida or something like that. fix the hair? you can't fix the hair. this is as good as the hair gets. i'm sorry to say. i'm not 100% sold on the eyebrows though. take me back. this has proven much tougher than i thought, but the good thing is it's going to be very easy to characterize him once we get him into the game. i also can't actually give him cheekbones if i give him forehead wrinkles. am i willing to sacrifice forehead wrinkles?
14:29 i'm willing to sacrifice forehead wrinkles. i'm realizing i'm just looking at a picture of this guy with his eyebrows up. those need to come in and match the beard line a little bit. the cheek line, i should say, on the beard. oh man. wait, it looks great? now you think this looks great? is this good? i was about to completely lose confidence in myself, to be honest with you, but looks better. eyebrow angle?
15:19 but we need to have something that gives this plain view, man. that's the thing. i mean, we can make his eyebrows like... but then he just looks like michael scott with a mustache, man. he looks way too kind. that's way too sinister. that's way too surprised. he's sad. hitler? okay, we've gone back to hitler. charlie chaplin. the sparkle's not going. the sparkle is what gives him... it gives him life. hitler? i don't know, man. i think this is pretty good.
16:40 i think this is pretty good. let's blow this whole thing up. let's blow this whole thing up and start from zero. there will be brows man. this is not right. this is not right. stop saying better when this is obviously worse. flip these upside down. that's not, that's not gonna work. wait, wait. okay, that might have actually done it. they are bushy. they're bushier than they are in the picture but
17:46 it's giving 19th century. but now the mouth doesn't look quite right. fix the eyes. i have a lot of sympathy for artists. this is why i've commissioned art for the channel before. i don't think i've ever given a single note. because like if i, it's like a king arthur being like, hey merlin, could you change the order of the words in the spell? bro, you talk to me because you don't know how to do magic. and now you're telling me how to do magic? fuck off.
18:23 when i contract an artist or commission them to make something, i go, here you go, here's what i want, you do it because i have no idea how to do this at all. i would never deign to go back to them and be like, could you make it pop a little bit more? because i don't know how to do that. i can't give them good feedback, so as a result, i would be a bad client if i did that. so you're saying fix the eyes. what specifically is your fucking problem with the eyes, bro? there's no fix button.
18:59 they are a little big. wait, did you just? that's him. that's literally him. that might be even more him. i think that's good. i literally think that's as good as this is going to get. i do just want to see if maybe, it's way too small. he needs a mouth. i do want to go, i'm sorry if you're watching on youtube. i'm sure you're like, get to the game, buddy. not only is this the game, this is your life. it's not waiting to start. it started
20:07 probably five years before you were conscious of even existing, okay? so get busy living or get busy dying. long story short, i mean, man, this is... this is daniel plainview. i can live with this. one last little thing i would look at is just maybe if there's another hair option. or even if just... no, that's hitler! that's... okay, now i've realized how... the part on this side on this haircut is pretty much only useful for one me.
20:54 mike myers daniel plainview. excuse me, i believe there's been some mistake. i ordered the large milkshake. this haircut is too fuck ass for a sigma male. i'm sorry. it might even look a little bit more like daniel plainview, but it's too beta for a sigma. this is giving like guy who at least cares about his grooming a little bit. it's slicked back more. okay, but like that's not in the game. so what do you want me to do?
21:41 if they put that in the game, if they put daniel plainview hare in the game, i'll give him daniel plainview hare. but until then, he's gonna have to settle for the richie tenenbaum! that's him. i literally think that's more than good enough. he has tall energy? i don't know, he's... he's a strong guy, for sure. no, no, come on. he's lithe. he's sinewy. bro needs ears.
22:21 i realized that the bad thing about the good thing about doing this with chat is that they notice whenever there's like a glaring error. the bad thing is that they just are like it's not 100% like the picture. they're like wait there's some discrepancies between this and the picture. the picture is a representation of the guy i'm trying to create. i'm not trying to create the picture i'm trying to create the guy. can i say one more thing? i actually do think and and chat saying this we need the vertical cheeks.
23:03 the problem is that would take away the chin. could draw the chin, that's true. or we could draw the cheeks for that matter. i don't know man, i think it just looks like hitler if you do that. it just looks more like hitler. that's... that's daniel plainview. that's daniel plainview. how do you know he's not bald? he actually has his hat off for almost the entire movie. did i put his... i didn't put his cheeks back. i was wondering why he was looking so young.
24:30 why is every guy with a side part and a mustache hitler to you, y'all? okay, like don't say that shit to a bald guy. people will literally post a picture of like a guy who weighs 300 pounds but happens to have no hair and be like, hey, saw you this weekend. like it's, you're starting to understand that we're all victims of the same fucking circumstance, motherfucker. now you get it, it's not so fun when you're the fucking victim, is it? guy with a side part and a mustache.
25:03 oh my god, and it's perfect timing to check out our next shop. half an hour to make a me? that's fucking peak, man. this me's name. wait, two daniels on the island? daniel plainview. do you think they have that in autocomplete? my name is daniel plainview. oh my god, we're gonna spend an hour on the voice. i forgot about the voice. by the way, his dating preference is none.
25:54 daniel plainview is canonically asexual because he's not a human being. i think in the movie, i'm going to say daniel plainview. 46 years old.
26:17 my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026.
26:28 my name is daniel plainview. no. it's my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2020. my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so how does this voice
26:56 my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. it's nice to meet you. it's nice to meet you.
27:20 my name is daniel plainview. that's not right. it's nice to meet my name. my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel plainview. today is april. my name. my name is daniel. my name is dan. my name. my name is daniel. my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel. my name is daniel. my name is jeff. it's nice to meet you.
27:49 today i did six for my plane view. wait, you have a plane view? spill the deets. wait! my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel plainview. so, my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to me. my name is daniel plainview. it's my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so, how does this voice sound? my name is daniel plainview.
28:18 my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so, how does this voice sound? my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. my name is daniel plainview.
28:37 it's nice to meet you. my name is daniel plainview. it's my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet. my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so how does this voice sound? my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. yo, venmo chill. i'm making daniel plainview right now. how does this voice sound?
29:06 my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 20 my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 20 my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so, how does this voice sound?
29:33 my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so, how does this voice sound? my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. he's one away. he's one away. daniel plainview talks fast!
30:04 today is april 22nd, 2026. so how does this voice sound? my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. he does not. you haven't seen the movie. you've been watching the movie on youtube shorts. of course he's talking fast. you've been watching your videos on 2x for 20 years. of course you think he should be slower. my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you.
30:28 pissing me off, the whole fucking society now watches videos on like 500 times speed and they're saying shit like, he talks, he talks a lot faster than this. when i watch the movie, he talks a lot faster than this. there will be blood, good movie, little long, it was 27 minutes long.
30:49 today is april 22nd 20 days april 22nd 2026. how does this voice sound? how does this voice shout? my name is daniel playing. my name is daniel please to meet you today, my name is daniel playing you it's nice to meet you. my name is daniel playing you it's nice to meet you today is april 22nd 2026 so how does this voice sound?
31:14 my name is daniel plainview. it's nice to meet you. today is april 22nd, 2026. so how does this voice sound? too low. it's my name is daniel plainview. my name is daniel plainview. that's it. now his movement. he strikes me as a modestly slow mover with fairly honest speech.
31:45 his energy is pretty flat. he's got almost the same energy the whole time. his thinking could not be more serious. okay ryan, you might hate this but i have to tell you. okay chiblee, yeah yeah. you want the personality chart with all the personalities? i do think i kind of need it because i need my, i need to create some drama on my island. i have way too many people who are like the same personality but i also need daniel plainview to be who he is.
32:23 i need him to be who he is. but for the whom i make it next, i ca when i make grogu, when i make grogu, grogu can be whatever. for sure. daniel plainview's not polite or honest? well, i was looking at honest more like blunt. he's the kind of guy who would if i thought you were a if i thought you sucked cocks, i would call you a cocksucker and i i would not varnish my speech with any kind of artifice. i speak bluntly and plainly as a motherfucker does. you know, he'd say some shit like that.
32:58 he's direct. exactly. honest says direct with eu localization? damn, we in the source code. i mean he's quirk the fuck up for sure. let's just see how he plays out, man. i'm sorry, like daniel plainview, he has no trappings of humanity that others are burdened by. he's only burdened by appetite. yeah, that seems right to me. i have about eight people on my island that have that exact personality though.
33:38 there's this fucking house. hey, you must be brother. it's nice to meet you. my name is daniel plainview. i'm an ambitious rogue. my friends mean the world to me, but i also like to do my friends mean the world to me. looking after me here. thanks for looking after me here. daniel plainview you would love baked beans man. that's the type of shit they were eating back then.
34:27 no way! oh shit! what the fuck? it's his oil! he struck oil! holy fuck! this is awesome! i got chills, man! only thing that would have been better is if he waited until he had a milkshake. loves baked beans! yeees!
35:12 guess what, motherfucker? there's more where that came from. again? nah, not right now. what the fuck? are you trolling me? you would love corn flakes, bro. yum. never mind. okay, we got a lot of shit to do, okay? first off, he definitely needs a fit. this fuck ass, like, junior kindergarten pajama fit is not it.
35:46 and i actually think didn't we have like a old farmer's outfit or something? i mean he he is kind of wearing formal vest outfit but this is giving like japanese host club a little bit. formal vest pretty good formal vest with a cowboy hat could work for the time being. i wish we could get it in tan though. definitely not blazer with necktie. that's the richie tenenbaum. i guess i could just give him brown pants along with it.
36:36 you know, i think this is gonna work. it's not perfect, but i think it's the spirit. he likes it. we'll get better hats the more fucking... it's because i've never played no repeats anymore. chip, have you rage quit no repeats yet? it's not that the game is hard. the game is literally impossible to lose. it's just that the shit takes too fucking long.
37:11 the games are so boring. i kind of like shadow quiz to be honest. can i say, i think he's the type of beast... i think he's like the weirdest cat in history. oh you're right, piggy bank is pretty good. i get... oh because he's greedy. real original. bro just put the experience in the bag and level up so i can make you say i drink your milkshake okay?
37:54 do i have enough space to write, i'm an oil man and then have it be pronounced so i hope you don't mind if i speak to you as an oil man does? do i have enough space for that? please don't. it's gonna be awesome though. i think when starting a sentence he has to say, i think he might say i come to you as an oil man. daniel plainview oil man quotes. what's the famous quote from blades of glory?
38:35 yeah, this is thank you google ai. the famous quote from blades of glory is, what are you going to do with all that junk? all that junk inside your trunk? i'm going to get you drunk. get you drunk off my lady humps. my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps. control f. oil man. oil man, oil man. i like to think of myself as an oil man. as an oil man, i hope you'll forgive just good old fashioned plain speaking. he's got some good lines, man.
39:20 let's talk about bread. now to my mind, it's an abomination to consider that any man, woman or child in this magnificent country of ours should have to look upon a loaf of bread as a luxury. we're gonna dig water wells here and uh, water wells means irrigation. irrigation means cultivation. we're gonna raise crops here where before it simply wasn't possible. you're gonna have more grain than you know what to do with. bread will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am.
39:50 as an oil man? okay, okay. as an oil man. sorry, i got i should watch there will be blood again. as an... as an oil me. wait, wait. as an oil me. as an oil me, comma. as an oil me. as an oil me. him and mcdavid are gonna get along.
40:33 don't you hate it when you have like a fucking 48 year old oil man in your class and then the professor's like any questions so you start zipping up your laptop and then all of a sudden you see his old ass hand go up? uh, as an oil me, i hope you don't mind if i ask a question plainly as an oil man does. oh, here we go. he's gonna say some shit about his oil. as an oil me, huh? thank you. saying that really makes me feel more like myself.
41:05 who's this jovial cowboy? i'm just a lonesome cowboy. now what kind of room would this fellow live in? i mean yeah man that'll work with with him in the crown at the back of it is really good but this cost me a thousand dollars you motherfucker and in the time that you're from that's a lot. yeah this is different thank you.
41:48 oh man, i pushed the baked beans out of his damn tummy. now you, you got a lot of people to meet. but obviously right off the bat, we got the same drip. by the way, chiblee, i'm in my bad boy era. my me wanted something that gave him a little bit more of an edge. so i started dressing him like billy bob thornton. huge. don't say seems like minded.
42:22 so, yally time to, don't get it twisted. actually, let me get a rain check on this conversation. i need to take care of something right now. boring ass grandpa. he met him to his face. i'm in a bit of a funk. good you motherfucker. now let's introduce you to dan to complete the character assassination.
43:00 oh no, he's too depressed to talk. that's right. one second. i gotta rub his head. i still can't believe he loved baked beans that much, man. are we sure daniel plainview is not british? as in oil me, pardon me, could i have a moment? my name is daniel plainview. daniel plainview. hi yah. my name's dan.
43:32 yeah, bob dylan is a friend of a friend. i could see that man, they probably went to school together. i knew it. all right, now we let that develop naturally. we go check out, what the fuck have we got man? i mean obviously i'll take it. but, fucking horrific item man.
44:08 absolutely horrible item choice. is that trinity? how'd you know that? what's trinity? is that trinity from the matrix? yeah, it's trinity from the matrix. wait, new amenities? a chain stanchion? yo, honestly, outdoor dining set would kind of go crazy at the la casa. wait, you raise a good point. i think it is possible i can't get to my... oh no, i could just get to my house through the garage, man. yeah, no problem.
44:58 let's win a harmonica. when bob dylan gets a harmonica, it's fucking over, man. that's austin powers. that's me! that's me and my cowboy fit. never mind, i guess it's daniel plainview.
45:33 who do you think this is? that's malf. i would recognize that that fisherman's cap anywhere. congratulations! chiblee, we're on the hunt for uh, harmonica for bob dylan. time for your prize. funny comic. could have gotten a damn shark. which would have been fucking perfect for daniel plainview, motherfucker! hum, you're looking chipper, brother. don't get it twisted, ugh. i've been thinking too hard. let me take a look. help me clear my mind. crystal ball?
46:21 howdy partner. hope you enjoy your crystal ball. you know what? austin powers wants to be friends. they both want to be friends. we got to put them in. what the hell did i miss, man? austin powers don't play hide the celery, bro. nah, i don't know. my dude's on some kind of like pervert shit right now. we can't be doing that.
47:01 let's see how trinity and abgn are doing. connor mcdavid, i just need to say something. you need to talk to amy blue from the doom generation because she's literally ready to risk it all and you barely even know she exists. amy blue from the doom generation, good afternoon.
47:25 connor mcdavid, good afternoon. wire puzzle. he's talking about himself in a wire puzzle. i think connor mcdavid would be the type of guy to talk about some youtube videos that he watched last night. all right, let that develop naturally. i do like that the daniels are just having a hell of a time, man. it's been the most delightful day of my life on this planet.
47:51 i used to think that the only thing to live for on earth was the pursuit of excess. now i understand the human pleasures that have been, i've been so blind to throughout my existence so far. i'm honored to call you a friend, daniel. where are you, my guy? i'm, i think i'm in the la casa. fuck ass high maintenance richie tenenbaum always trying to kill himself. i gotta go. yeah, got a sec. i want to chat. sure, man. sure. yeah, i know, i know the routine.
48:25 wait. i want to know more about you, brother. what's a line from a show or movie you're always quoting? what do you think? i'm not really known to quote shows or movies, which is interesting. so it's really hard to think. and lots of the things that i quote are already well represented on la isla gran villa. the morpheus quote?
49:10 you ever notice that in the matrix morpheus goes, nobody can be told what the matrix is? you have to experience it for yourself. and then he like seconds later, he literally goes, oh, here's what the matrix is by the way. wait, that's big. have nipples, greg. i'm going to leave out the greg so that maybe i have enough space. can you... here's what we're going to do. we're going to say i have nipples, greg with a dot, dot, dot. i have nipples, greg. then we build it here.
50:32 i have nipples. greg would be the next one. fuck ass auto complete. how is this a line you went with? so no disrespect chad, this is a very... i'm getting on my high horse with this one.
50:46 you guys are too biased towards fanservice. you want it to be the thing that i say most often so that when they say it, it is like i understand this joke because he says i was drunk by denzel from flight all the time. i want to put in a line that's funnier instead of just a line that's like steve urkel going, you know, did i do that? what's it from? this is from gone with the wind.
51:15 it's literally not funnier. it literally is. meet the parents is one of the top, i'm gonna say top 25 comedy of the 21st century and i'm not being facetious. i don't fuck with the sequels though. i know ben stiller apologized for little fuckers. he should literally apologize for meet the fuckers too. he said, i stand by the first two. you fucking shouldn't bro. you should stand by the first one. the first one's really fucking funny. the second one fucking sucks dude.
51:45 meet the fockers was good. no the fuck it isn't. it's filled with recycled jokes and stunt casting, bro. none of them are good? the first one's really fucking good. i didn't make that up. you know what?
52:11 tell me full of popcorn. you want to be friends with mouth? let's accelerate this interaction a little bit. even if mouth wants to play, you know, no repeats or whatever. good afternoon, mouth. good afternoon, richie tenenbaum. daniel's having some problems. he's going to become an oil man. what do you do for work?
52:44 i can't believe we still have only found one thing that people love, man. dan, i think you could go apeshit over some yakitori to be honest with you. shit you not, i watched meet the parents for the first time ever in the psych ward. watching meet the parents in the psych ward, trying not to laugh too hard so they extend my stay. but it's funny as fuck. when he comes out in that small ass speedo to play
53:19 water volleyball and you can't stop laughing and they're like we gotta extend this guy's stay to put this guy here for another 90 days. maybe i'll see fokker in law, i don't know. i haven't seen little fokkers but he looked fat in that scene. no, you're trolling man. you're trolling. he literally has goals. i want to be friends with mouth.
53:50 that's a great thing. what should we talk about? they should definitely talk about pubg. this is a given. what did you have in mind? the topic they should talk about is pubg. i'm gonna watch it tomorrow. why are you talking like richie tenenbaum, bro? it's just a movie. pubg. got it. i'll go talk to him about pubg. i should have made it pronounced pubg. i can go back and change the pronunciation afterwards. hey, uh, malf, do you feel like talking about?
54:33 pubg sure, it seems like the whole world is talking about pubg right now in 2017 they were but i'm not really up on what's trendy could you fill me in dan? of course? i'll teach you about everything you need to know that's true everybody tries to talk to mouth and then he just says like i don't really know much about that and then just walks off in the other direction man. no, they're friends. never mind it's that easy
55:13 we've fixed the male loneliness epidemic. that's a given. i think malf just calls him dan. you got the transfer of information going in the wrong direction, buddy. there are some expressions for daniel. when happy my man, when greeting, what do you do for work? i think when ending a sentence, let's have him say, you sweats.
56:07 he has been saying rats a lot, but i'm trying to i'm waiting to see if rat stays in the vernacular. do peace is better? well, he's only level 7 or something, man. yeah, lots of room for more contextualization. i do feel like bob dylan needs to meet daniel plainview's stat. this is literally like he's like, let's let's get some girls and go to the peachtree dance. this is exactly that scene.
56:46 oh damn. they're gonna fucking fight man. or they're gonna fuck. whatever. seems like mine do. yeah, yeah, they're both old man. they're definitely both old. give me a second, we gotta go into the island lingo.
57:26 and pubg. wait, guys. oh, there it's at the very top. can i? i'd like to adjust the lingo, please. maybe the button that says adjust lingo. okay. it's pub g. huge. this dictionary is all fucked up, by the way. imagine if the dictionary was sorted by when it was added to the dictionary newest first. it would be the worst fucking dictionary of all time, man.
58:03 just put the alphabetization in the bag. okay, someone's having a dream. i'm dreaming. i'm dreaming about harmonicas. what do you mean they're making a new fockers? they're making a new fockers and ariana grande plays the role of robert de niro. i've seen this dream already. they give me a globe because they're speaking different languages. maybe i played too much tomodachi life.
58:39 i had that dream again.