It's going to work this time (Tomodachi Life)

Name: It's going to work this time (Tomodachi Life)
Uploaded: 2026-05-06
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0:00 but first i think we need, well first we need to play shadow quiz with polly walnuts. then let's make elizabeth holmes. here to play red light, green light. here we go. green light, red light. i've never won this. green light, red light, green light, red light. caught you moving. you lose, brother, marron. every time, man.
0:41 every time. hey, you can't win them all. but you can get this as a consolation prize, marron. i have like 12 boxes of tissues, dude. dan just hit the end of his loop. he's doing the other half of the marathon. alright, well i think the island's going pretty well. trinity moving a little slow these days, but that's okay. okay, let's add a me from scratch. you know exactly what picture we're pulling up for elizabeth holmes.
1:20 wade, we could so easily make remain in light and just put four mes in the picture and then color their faces with like red over top. that would totally work. so we want this picture of elizabeth holmes. this one right here. yep, i got it. i typed elizabeth holmes and it came up perfectly. so this is obviously elizabeth holmes cool. and then picture's a little big.
2:05 i'm just gonna say it man, she's got a me face. like the me kind of makes itself. it doesn't look right without this, okay? i mean look at how plainly her features are laid out here. no, no, no, it's not quite that big, but it's not quite that small. that's too much. that's too pointed. too much jaw. i think it's that. i think it's this.
3:02 skin tone seems about right. we're talking about hair in like a curated but messy bun. you know what? you probably want to get the eyes under control. like let's start with hair color. the hair color might be something like this. but we gotta wait till we get the right style. that obviously is not right. but we just need something that evokes the visage of her first before we dial in on
3:46 what actually was something like that for example. what she's blonde? yeah, this is blonde bro. okay, start off with something like that. now we need her eyes are extremely this. they're obviously blue. they're even more blue than this. they're like that and then i'm thinking we need two tasteful eyebrows or eyelashes.
4:33 you know, it's true to the picture, but it makes the... it makes it too uncanny, because we're also gonna want... we're gonna want a little sparkle in there. not that much. this hair isn't it. this is literally a rough draft, okay? you have to chill out a little bit. and the nose is like michael fassbender as david from prometheus. the mouth is of extreme importance. the mouth, this might be the first actual character with lips we've ever had.
5:18 it certainly needs to be lower. okay, wait, we're starting to get here. yeah, that is much better. we're starting to get something that looks right. it's giving miranda sings a little bit. it's giving miranda sings a touch. maybe we'd be better off just with... no. no, no, no, it has to be lips. although...
6:23 nah, i don't think so man. are you looking at the same person? guys, you have to give it a second. this is why you work in drafts, okay? i don't know how far you made it scholastically, but you have to do a first draft before you do a second pass. we got lots of stuff on the go here. like one thing's for certain bro, she needs ears. a little bit avenue q coded right now, but it's okay. now we could use some hair. this is where i need your help, chet.
7:23 there's buns. there's buns. scroll down to the buns. i think you're right. i think this might be a bangs and back separately. bangs are very unnecessary. they can only do harm. it's giving kim wexler
8:07 i'd happily have to disagree. like that's the front, but flipped. and then the back is like a kind of a messy bun. not that. not that. no, no, definitely not that. it's like, i guess you're right. if i wanted a bun, maybe go back to the buns. but this is looking more, i'd like to be able to see some of it from the front, you know? that was the one.
8:55 you're thinking like, um, like this. and then we need to go, we certainly need to change eyebrows and forehead. the higher one. okay. i'm going to be fucking furious if we can't get an emblematic elizabeth holmes because her me face is so prominent, bro. okay. she needs lighter eyebrows. the eyebrows are much more like that's starting to give now. now everything else
9:48 the mouth is of the utmost importance. let's just start with a rough draft. okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. it's coming together. everything goes down one because the forehead needs to have some prominence. i don't say that to be insulting. i have a large forehead myself. i think the nose is all right. now that's crazy. to gwyneth paltrow. literally we could stop here. this is gwyneth paltrow.
10:29 so i know we're onto something because she does look a little bit like gwyneth paltrow, but this is one to one gwyneth paltrow. now all i can see is gwyneth. i think we need the eyes are too puppety, like maybe down one and one further apart. if i may, i'm like the nose, the eyebrows come down one. the nose needs to be like less prominent.
11:20 not no nose, but like the nose is wearing her instead of her wearing the nose. that's obviously an alien. that's nothing. you could just shrink it. i guess i could just shrink it. that's true. that's not the shrink button. wait, just one shrinking has done so much. and then i think you go... you go even lower and you go smaller eyebrows. forehead is getting a little big.
12:17 crazy that she's in jail for 11 years. they literally made girl bossing a crime. i'm willing to say it, we could mess with the eyes a little bit. i think giving her smaller eyes now gives us the freedom to put on the lower lashes. no, that's nightmarish. we're gonna play it cool with one eyelash.
13:18 something's not quite right though. it's just i think maybe because the mouth is like 90% of the width of her face it's starting to come together, but it's just not it's really good but it's just not it's not a hundred percent elizabeth yet because there's just a certain smugness to her that we have not yet tapped into it's definitely it's not that it's not that
14:07 i think one bigger on the eyes. it could also be the eyes that look most like the picture don't evoke the spirit of her the best. now, that obviously looks way too huge now. what if instead of those we went with these and then we made them slightly closer together? that's the wrong button. no, that, i think that's about right, man. what about like a little built in eyeshadow? but now change the mouth back for some smugness.
14:54 waaaaaaay ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
16:25 up one? it's more difficult than i thought to be honest with you. i really thought it'd be automatic. you had it before? you're talking about with the ogs? ogs with the tilts. not that much tilts. but then now i see what you're saying about maybe move them one closer together. i mean this does, this says elizabeth holmes to me and i think a turtleneck will really bring it together as well.
17:31 okay now what is she has cheekbones kind of like but not that big but she does have cheekbones that's too much she has makeup cheekbones i don't know how to do that doesn't really have those kind of dim you know what she's kind of got that doesn't really have that doesn't really have that i mean i guess she is like 22 in this picture
18:18 imagine change the bangs bro. we're playing a nintendo switch to game how much better do you think the bangs are gonna get then a side part on the right side of the face? like we're this ain't like saying unreal engine 6. okay. i think we're doing all right there. there is always this man, no, it's not gonna be that gonna be that
19:05 bigger ears is real. i don't know. i'm a little disappointed to be honest. i think this is like, it's turned out to be surprisingly less evocative than i thought it would be. i guess we do want our eyes to be big enough that it comes across as a caricature. wait, why did going up one eye size just make this look just like her? one eye size changed everything. now it looks just like her. that plus a turtleneck and i think we're good to go. she has five foot nine girl boss energy.
20:04 and then for the most important part, elizabeth. i'm not gonna give her makeup. that's just we're playing with fire on that one. elizabeth holmium. my name is elizabeth holmes. you are a female. you are probably like literally my age if i had to guess. like if i think there's a chance maybe you were born in 1987. but i she's 42. damn, she's kind of she's kind of unk status.
20:48 now your delivery is. yeah. and the pitch is like.
21:12 my name is elizabeth holmes. my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you. my name is elizabeth holmes. it's ni my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you. today is april 24th. my my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you. today is april 24th. my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you.
21:43 today is april 24th. my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you. today is april 24th, 2026. so, how does this boi... my name is elizabeth holm... my name is elizabeth... my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you.
22:05 today is april give me a second on this one. my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you. today my name is why did they put tone 2 in the game? my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you. today is april 24th, 2026. for bob dylan, that's right. how does this voice sound?
22:35 my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice. my name is elizabeth hall. my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you. today is april 20. my name is elizabeth hall. my name is elizabeth. my name is elizabeth holmes. it's nice to meet you. wait, this is really good. today is april 24th, 2026. so, how does this voice sound? that's her.
23:06 she's not related to anybody else on the island. her movement... yeah, well here's this is tough. there's so if i may, could somebody i need to get the personality chart because i don't want her to just be like another ambitious person. so i need i need a personality chart, tomodachi life and find a character that i've not had yet. i don't think we have headstrong yet.
23:51 a determined self starter cuts their own path, letting nothing stand in their way, quick to execute plans. we definitely do not have that yet. and it fits her. so headstrong is fully quick, fully direct, flat energy, serious attitude, and normal. she's giving purple energy.
24:37 let's build a house for elizabeth holmes. yeah, like as if she hasn't had enough help, man. i think honestly you and daniel plainview would vibe. i think you could live on like startup island or whatever. this is basically like y combinator. hey, you must be brother. it's nice to meet you. my name is elizabeth holmes. i'm an ambitious maverick.
25:05 i want to experience everything this world has to offer. i live life on my own terms and try to be my own me. thanks in advance for looking after me here. thanks, sonny. thanks for looking after me here. she needs more like stop start in the voice, but okay. what would you eat? oh, we don't have soylent in the game, unfortunately. you strike me as a big peptide consumer. yum.
25:41 what did i tell you? you couldn't, i couldn't make soil in. now you obviously need a fit as well. now the dream fit for you is a turtleneck. we have a sweater. please tell me i have a turtleneck. i have a cardigan. i have a sweatshirt. no turtleneck yet? no turtleneck?
26:17 it was right there? never mind. turtleneck? okay, it looks like a crew neck to me, but you're right, it is a turtleneck. it doesn't come in black? are we trolling here? i have to make it. she has to have it. i'm not going gray. she doesn't wear gray. and i can even make the turtleneck more turtley as a result. maybe.
27:01 i mean it should be like insNLy easy. it's like spinal tap. it's literally just that but then like ideally they would also let me fill this in. but it just the black shirt is like that's good enough. maybe we could hear me out. we could make an accessory that goes over top that's just like a black
27:37 neck shirt. i don't even know what to call it. give her a, give her a scarf but like a flat scarf with no layers. you can't make accessories in the game? well, i mean if we're gonna do this, like... i, we don't need to save that. um... i mean if we're gonna do that, we'll just buy her a shirt. i could just buy her a black sweatshirt for the time being. we should make reverend toler. that's not a bad idea.
28:26 you strike me as a slack swearer. strike me as a... strike me as... she should have been a cat socks enjoyer but instead she got pushed into startup culture. sad story. and then give him a bomb vest. spoilers i haven't finished the movie yet. i'm pissed off. it's okay. we could do better but it's okay.
29:17 and then your room right now, i know exactly what i want your room to be for the time being. you might need to shop for it for right now. daniel plainview, your room should be chalkboard set. maybe i haven't gotten chalkboard set yet. i mean we could
29:46 temporarily give you this and then when you become disgraced very much, please. that's when you go to prison i already had one of these wait, this is real as fuck though. it even says blood donation right behind my head yeah, this is different thank you wait no no you need food you need more you need to level up i
30:30 you need to be eating like the type of shit that founders eat. what type of shit would founders eat? i mean pretty much like just meat. actually a lot of organ meat with no carbs makes a lot of sense. good. maybe it's what you deserve is reduced happiness. okay. so far so good. i'm happy with that. it is 1134. do you know what 1134 means bro?
31:10 it means there's a new item at the afternoon market. welcome. we're running a special sale today. get a turtleneck sweater outfit and a stunning 80% off. this is the turtleneck sweater outfit. connor mcdavid if you got drafted by the edmonton oilers. oh wait. you know the one. yeah, i'll take it man. thanks a lot. be sure to... who are you again? oh gordon ramsey, that's right. i'm familiar with you. amy!
31:46 i want to see you're a big part of today's storyline. she's not willing to risk it all anymore though. but i mean, again, i really think we need like a put up or shut up moment from amy and connor stat. just wait till dan's not there. good luck with that. too nervous. some knees are planning on gathering here.
32:23 amy blue's starting to piss me off a little bit. she doesn't have enough characterization to be acting this flippant. please don't ask for a book bro. i want some plain clothes. something that'll let me blend into the crowd and go unnoticed. you donkey. i think that's fine. i think you should have multiple outfits. you should put them in the pilot outfit. something that'll help gordon ramsay go unnoticed.
33:00 i feel like this is very much like gordon's casual fit. and it's really just the defaults. your breathtaking type fit. wait, this could be big. get that mango out of your tummy. could you please have a relationship with mouth? i know i'm trying to force this. you guys like just met today or whatever, but
33:43 i would very much love if if malf would have like a single friend on the island well, i can't really interrupt the meal though, i'm sorry to say he does look more ellen coded now for sure oh
34:08 are we looking at the same individual here? i think if you're not internet poison, that's wholesome. all right, they're laying it on a little thick.
34:39 shame we're all internet poisoned? speak for yourself, man. i'm seeing the good in my fellow man. you're treating yourselves like you're helga from the celebration, bro. just chill. they ain't done anything wrong. this is real as fuck. let's get liquored up and get some girls and go to the peachtree dance. yeah, let's get liquored up and go to the peachtree dance, find some girls!
35:08 screenshot that and then delete all the icons. so it's the only thing i see. oh, he's taking a little nap no, he's ace. that's when he found out he was ace bro. was that the peach tree dance? let me guess richie tenenbaum needs some help. hope connor mcdavid wants to play a game. here's a game how about you don't do a no look backwards pass to let the anaheim ducks score a short handed goal on you, bro. oh
35:41 poke the ferris wheel two times and make my gondola stop at the very bottom. you can hold down the yeah, i know. let's get i'm the best to ever motherfucking do it, man. give it one last poke. nice. and then you're gonna give me a harmonica and this season is gonna start to pop. congratulations, you won.
36:22 time for this is fishing lure a fishing lure. not gonna lie. shoghi tile would have gone crazy, but he's gonna ask for a bench. bob hasn't eaten anything in a bit. he loves corn flakes. we have not yet fed him a schnitzel. he drives fast. he drives fast cars and he eats fast food. we need a bob dylan catchphrase before he eats something that could be today's goal.
37:03 did i clock them or did i clock them? how does it meal is pretty good. wait, how does it meal is really fucking good. i'm bob dylan! wants to be friends with polly walnuts? well fucking set it up bro.
37:22 i talked to luna about reuben carter, but we didn't really have much in common. whoa luna thinks reuben carter actually did that shit? whoa, could we get chips drama emo bob dylan would never hit a chord change like that go be friends with polly walnuts bob dylan
38:09 hey t. how about trade in a plan? bob dylan saying bleh is so good. bob dylan telling his friend he doesn't feel like adulting today. and the island's looking positively cosmopolitan. bob dylan is such a generic character compared to the others. bro amy from the doom generation is giving us nothing. bob would like to spend some time in mozambique.
38:45 we finally got there! this is gonna blow his arc wide open. we definitely need a fuck ass steam clock. now what was i we definitely need to add a couple more pieces of media. i think one treasure worth adding. don't say joey's the worst song on desire, bro. like you're literally trolling me. obviously the worst song on desire is mozambique.
39:32 joey's like the fourth best song. weezer blue album cover. make ride on time. i would but who do you think i am? what's the name of that artist again? i saw his prints for sale in japan and i was like, dude, maybe we should get one of those and display it behind me so people know that i'm a knower. weezer blue.
40:06 measer is perfect or weezer. weezer is fine. not that's soryamashita. i'm talking about the artist who did the like west coast style art. hokusai. there you go. hiroshi nagai. that's it. it's not hokusai. it's hiroshi nagai. we need an original hiroshi nagai behind us stat, man. hiroshi, are you watching? i think he's like 81 years old.
40:41 wait, hokusai did the famous, the one of the wave that i see in every sushi restaurant. good for him, man. he must be rolling it. how's he do? oh, he's 400? okay, he's 400 years old, i'm hearing. well, this one, i'm embarrassed i even need to put this up on the screen, man. also, you can't see it for some reason. okay, one second. wrestle with houshi. call this image. image of weezer blue.
41:18 i'm gonna go ahead and say it. this one should be pretty simple. first thing, and i would say this is of pivotal importance. we need the right blue. no, that's a little too vibrant. that's pretty fucking good. that's pretty fucking good. and then if you would just give me black, we will then
41:59 make this say weezer. can you sing the weezer riff? it's so crazy that they've been around for like 50 years and yet i know exactly what you're talking about. you're talking about... a little smaller. once dan sees this, he's gonna freak the fuck out, man. okay, that looks awesome. and then...
42:38 the problem with the stamps is that we only get faces. now i'll be honest with you, dan needs to be rivers cuomo. oh wait, no we can get their torsos too and then just draw on some pants. or we could just...
43:03 instead of drawing the legs we could just put four upper bodies on it and say to be honest that's probably better than me having to draw it myself we'd have the space for four of them though, okay, we start there i think people would agree that that's close enough
43:45 yes, make dan shorter. i don't need to make dan shorter. dan is shorter. give me a mouth on the right here. who would be the... oh dude, richie tenenbaum might go crazy. richie tenenbaum might go crazy in that one. all in all, we need to leave a little bit of space. i made them all too big, man.
44:34 squeeze them thinner? i don't know if you... i mean, i'm not saying it can't be done. i don't think there's a button that does that. avgn is very weezer coated as well. we need daniel.
45:17 why do i feel like this is still gonna be... but it makes dan look so small. it's too big again? nah, man. i think if i squeeze it, it'll be okay. pretty sure that's the same size. yeah, but it looks so good. art is bullshit.
46:03 alright, that looks awesome. weezer more like squeezer. that's pretty funny too. the same size again, this is not the same size again. it is? it's not? he's obviously not past the halfway point here.
46:43 give me polly walnuts. this band needs some polly walnuts energy. fuck, it is too big. can't i just grab the whole thing and make it smaller? you should turn on the grid. okay, fucking tron.
47:22 basically, i'm saying, i don't know what that means. now that's way too tiny? damn, i didn't know you guys loved weezer so much. it's the same size! no it's not, man. no it's not. no, this is gonna work.
48:06 motherfucker, man! it's too... it's too big. it's too big! nah, you know what? as long as it fits, i'm okay with this. it... it captures the fucking... the image. oh, what the hell have i done? go back and make each one one size smaller?
48:58 i literally i literally don't know how to do that. i literally don't know how to do that. if i could, i would, but i don't know how to do that. does anyone select by dragging? i can't fucking drag and just get the avgn, bro! that's that's insane! why is avgn there? he just he has weezer energy. i don't know what to tell ya.
49:32 you put them on the same layer? they're on the same layer on the album! but he's so small like this, man. they mean the zr tool layer? i don't know what that means. i didn't go to art school.
50:11 i think i might have to restart from zero, bro. yeah, they're too fucking crowded. and they're the wrong size. z r z r doesn't do anything! it compies the color! i need to go to fucking pro mode and i don't even know how to do that. when you are placing oh, when you're pl i didn't know that. that's huge, thanks for the tip. how do i turn the grid on as well? place it? z r puts it on...
50:54 what is this shit? okay, this would be the higher layer. settings in the top right will turn on grid. wait, this is actually peak? surely, surely we could fit four on this. because i'm taking up like halfway.
51:37 or one quarter way i should say. and then we place our daniel, we scale him to a quarter and then place him. wait, this is so much better! why wasn't i doing this the whole time? the grid is going to revolutionize the way that i play this game! okay, so did we struggle a little bit while we were making this? yeah, we struggled a little bit while we were making it.
52:18 did it eventually create a wonderful lesson and the fucking awesome piece of art? i think the answer to that is fucking obvious. this shit looks fucking sick, bro. this shit looks incredible. what kind of music is this? i'll just call this weezer. it's not like we're adding another weezer album. weezer. i mean, my ass is not adding like, gratitude. content?
53:05 it's a charming album. the vibe is pretty poppy, i would say. wait, it kind of does have like a little... that's awesome. all right, now to seed it throughout the island. welcome. thank you very much. what is this image even called though? it's called image.
53:46 all right, who canonically would have this album? there's absolutely no doubt daniel would have this album. you gave him a weezer. he also desperately needs to eat a schnitzel.
54:23 why are we in rags? that's not nice. those are your best clothes, chat. it's a statement piece. oh shit, daniel level incoming. why are our best clothes rags? that's got it's none of my business, quite frankly. zelda tee and cargo pants also very valuable for sure. that would be big for chat. now i want to play a game, but i don't want to play a game.
55:11 i literally hit let's play when i was trying to rush and say don't play that, but that's all right. that was a hell of a shot. can you put werner herzog on the island? yeah, but i need to see julian donkey boy this weekend first. one of these days, man, that doesn't look like a fucking harmonica. a covered book when i could have had like a, i don't know, what is that, like a marmot? i literally have this exact outfit too, which is crazy.
55:55 i love the sea. you need this. you would love the blue album by weezer. especially the first four tracks. first four tracks go crazy. my name is jonas. no one else. the world has turned and left me here. and then buddy holly. i mean, that's kind of an all timer run. i want to try to go with sebastian stan. ah, the sea. all right, man. all right.
56:26 you're not fucking with undone? oh, i'm fucking with undone. it's new, neil. yeah, well your mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun, buddy. i think he would fuck with the blue album for sure. yep, confirmed.
57:01 it's a discload of fun! who made this? rivers cuomo? yeah, it's a river. a river of enjoyment. bro, do something. say your catchphrase, bro. eat a doner kebab and say your catchphrase. for real, he hasn't done shit? he really has not he's added absolutely nothing to the island.
57:41 but this could help before eating. i mean, this one just seems odd. you're gonna have to give me like 10 minutes to write this. i'd rather eat. i'd rather eat. i'd rather eat. and then i'd rather eat the imagine if it auto completed the whole way. no man. rotten asshole. he's kind of got away with words of a road killed.
58:52 skunk. i don't think we're gonna be able to fit and drown it with beer in there. wait, okay, wait, the character of avgn is starting to come together. now i'm starting to come into his own on the island a little bit. i like seeing him get his confidence back. austin's bored and wants some company. okay, man. you know what?
59:47 you would love elizabeth holmes. austin powers loves strong female characters. hello there, austin powers. i'm known as elizabeth holmes. i'm telling you all my starry eyed dreams for the future, baby!
1:00:08 yeah, it's very shagadelic. they can diagnose a bevy of diseases from a single drop of blood, baby. thanks for your help there. i feel like elizabeth holmes and i get along a little better now.
1:00:27 ain't that the damn truth? hey, i'm gonna let you watch their conversation. i'm just gonna go pee. i'll be right back. first, let me drop a quick little slash marker.