This is what it was like on Aberdeen (Tomodachi Life)
Northernlion2026-05-11Tomodachi Life
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and a girl fell in love, sad as i could be. one second y'all. she is gonna have to get between connor and dilsie though. then we go to bob dead. dude, the fact that he and connor are already living together. and then we're gonna make him pansexual.
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making fun of me for my old ass fucking island. i got bob dylan born in 1941. fuck you hum hey good morning. he's so polite man you gonna make johnny
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i'm being persuaded to make a lot of zendaya characters, man. i kind of feel like tashi duncan could mix up the vibes on the island a little bit. i'm gonna say it, man. tashi duncan? not a nice person. not a nice person. um... dating preferences...
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could make him asexual could add an interesting vibe to the island um i love now paulie paulie listen okay it has to be done paulie it's a different era paulie i want a lamborghini you're always just so bad hey trinity is non binary pansexual it's um
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hey, what do you need? i need you to become attracted.
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to everybody on the island, to ruin your life. trinity's alright. daniel, plain view. i'm sorry, this is taking like 10 minutes, but thank god we did it before we put other me's on the island. now we, it's like debugging. we're debugging the island. we did make him asexual, i forgot. leave daniel ace? okay, okay.
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i didn't erase him! right, cock. good. cock. perfect. ass. in the pan. butter. olive oil. salt. cum. jizz. one turn. flip it just once. leave it alone.
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i want to try watching anime with agents. okay, he's whoa. whoa. we made him too bisexual. we made him do we got to crank the bisexual slider down a little bit. he's talking about watching anime with a fictional character. we hit him with a lethal dose man. has anybody got the antidote? all right. so now we should just wait like
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a minute or two and this shit should be starting to really kick up a fuss. or maybe they're just gonna start getting along better. 6 7! four more wishes for the mountain. four more wishes for the mountain. let me see what we got in here. bathhouse set?
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okay, an office set seems very nice for the future to put like michael scott on the island. or stanley. the patrick's vibe. how many fucking characters are we gonna add from uh... challengers man? there's only three characters in the damn movie! well there's the there's four characters. there's the the love triangle and then like uh...
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the lady who tashi duncan says, yeah she sucks. and then because tashi like tears her acl, she ends up becoming the number one wta ranked player in the world. we're gonna add chani in the desert oasis. okay gordon ramsay, then we do some observation. huh, right. feel like a game of me shadow quiz. he's irish now. feel like a game of me shadow quiz. here's your first mystery me shadow.
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who do you think this is? that's my daughter? is that my daughter in there? the answer is luna. next up, your second mystery me shadow. who do you think this is? that's amy blue from the doom generation. the answer is amy blue from the doom generation. and finally, your last mystery me shadow. who do you think this is? that's austin powers. i'm so fucking pissed off austin powers hasn't changed his hair yet, man. austin. congratulations, you won.
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no more fucking animals, man. i got a whole pet store in my pocket. she's gonna ask for some furniture, no thanks, man. wait, wait, this could be big. and then you're saying just observe and there's a good chance for random events. like true ant farm technology. gross sneeze, man.
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oh, he's just going to his house. he's going to mouth manor. dan doesn't strike me as much of a homebody though. what about you, bob? what's going on? introduce the strangers? they're mostly like, um... damn, if that isn't real, man. don't have two kids. you lose your sick rooftop patio space. if you introduce them, they have a tendency to improve their relationship. i think we need to... i mean, we just need to observe some shit going down, to be honest.
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you should be able to gossip. you should be able to like, be like, hey, richie tenenbaum said some fucked up shit about you. wow, did you hear the shit richie tenenbaum was saying about you? they don't talk if they're not introduced. bro, almost everybody on the island has been introduced to almost everybody on the island, okay? great friends, like minded, wants to be friends, vibes with, like minded, like minded, getting along with, getting familiar, seems like minded. he's never met elizabeth holmes. that ain't gonna change it, man!
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it's not more me's! i need the existing me's to develop deeper relationships! if someone's talking to your wife, you can place yourself near their conversation to make your me jealous. there are a bunch of straight guys with no women. they're literally all pansexual and i could have you banned from the website for that comment. literally every single person on the island is pansexual except for daniel plainview who's ace.
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would be crazy if dan got elizabeth holmston up in the discord. okay, let's check in on michael, man. what do you got going on? i'm not gonna add hitler to the island, okay? because i know you're saying like, well it might mix it up, they might start to have some drama. you know what i'm worried about? what if they started to say fucking
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you know, seems like minded. that'd be some clip i couldn't erase. so let's announce that prevention is worth a pound of motherfucking cure. i'm not introducing i'm not adding jeffrey epstein to the island and then i introduce him to myself and it goes like, seems like minded. like that the image is too powerful. alright, fuck it. i'll fucking talk to trinity. trinity's gonna say some shit like a flower planter would go crazy here.
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i would just love it if there were a seesaw right here. okay, why not? alright, that's not so bad. well, that's a big improvement. god damn you, cipher. give them all some pocket money too? i think they can only get pocket money if they level up. getting familiar. seems like minded. good music to my ears.
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strangers with richie tenenbaum. i don't think i should introduce my kid to richie tenenbaum. might get loser energy. us open loser. if you give them three grand, they go to antarctica? that's kind of awesome. we need werner herzog on the island.
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don't get it twisted with richie tenenbaum and a sujuk chappa rubber ducky right along for a guy like me. what a fun start to the day and it's all thanks to you, michael. get rid of michael. michael is adding some much needed spice to the island. avgn is bored in watson company. fuck it bro, you're pansexual. let's fuck up roger's place. maybe you'll fall in love with bob dylan. morning.
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i like that. right. go set her up. damn, she's still asleep. what's up? you gotta wake your tired ass up. i mean, it's almost the whole damn day. of course, we're soulmates, but like, you mix it up a little bit. mix it up a little bit. times with some interest, strangers. you know, i think you and gordon ramsay would get along.
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you don't interrupt the man when he's listening to asia though. good morning, gordon ramsay. kate, was it? kate, was it? good morning. he hit that man. and then trinity. how do you feel about this austin and dan situation? there's a little bit of interest. she's following austin powers for some reason. she's probably learning about spy craft.
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and then amy blue, amy blue who's still in love with connor mcdavid, interrupt his jog so he gets mad at you. don't go in chad's house! no, no, wait! what do you think though? let's settle this today once and for all. it is the 90s. after all, treasure face off. oh shit. asia wins by a mile. chad, you really brought out the tissues? you have a flat screen of me playing slay the spire. why would you bring out the tissues? i mean that's crazy. and she still ain't fucking with you.
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okay, and then connor and amy. did he say kappa? and wait, my soulmate is talking to gordon ramsay.
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great opportunity for me to get a little bit jealous. yeah, think like show. i think i'm showing him the damn weeds bro. such a natural. whatever. fucking pervert man. wait, no, we noticed. not too real.
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he said it's not my conversation. i'm not gonna eavesdrop. richie, who eats it? richie's just playing with the damn infrastructure. paulie walnuts is bored and wants some company? or is he ain't bored, he's just sitting on a bench. that's what old people are like, man. wait, this could be big. could be nothing as well. bro, come on! do something! do something! can i say something?
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are you in trouble? these picked pickups? they won't stop, pick. oof, i've never seen a case this bad before. what were they thinking?! it's like a boatload of friends! who made this? friend fucks! god damn you, cypher. can i say something? don't worry about it. type shit.
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alright great, we've improved to indifference. the other thing is, if i want them to fucking fight, i have to get them to level up so they get some quirks. but if i feed them, they're happy!
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i want to try living with austin powers. fuck it bro, why not? great thinking. if i lived with austin powers, we'd be spending time together. everyone's saying no, no, no. that's something you think we enjoy doing every day with austin powers and i live together. you could spend your days about enjoying sensual massage. maybe not. maybe not. what else? you know what? jester maxing.
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two things that are one thing that both chad and austin powers are all about. yes, sir. you didn't say it right. just max.
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i'm gonna talk to you. i wouldn't worry about it because i don't think that austin's gonna reciprocate here. he's only good friends. this is literally what the end of first year of university at queens is like too. what's up, chad? you start asking, you're like, i'm pretty good friends with this person. maybe i should live with them for the next three years. and they start fucking like turning into pods and shit like that. they're like, no, we already decided we're going to go in with five people. we got seven other people were going. we got three people we're going in with. on three. one, two, three.
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winning the top battles on the boards. oh shit probably for the best to be honest. yeah, that's right. yeah be pissed off get depressed. okay, that's huge that's awesome we're taking a lovely stroll abgn is pondering
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daniel plainview's acquaintance. okay, richie? how could i depress richie? hey, did you know that amy blue was in love with you for like a minute but you didn't take your chance? that's a bad idea. and then starved to death. who the fuck is michael? michael? you know this guy right here? he doesn't know elizabeth holmes yet.
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don't get it twisted. i'm michael. ditto. hello. you're not no not ditto. you're not michael. you can't use ditto like that. it's kind of like what it's like to hang out with your nieces and nephews. that's big. amy blue is the key to all this man.
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morning connor mcdavid her web connects us all do you feel like talking about? sebastian stan sure, but i wonder quick a test dan how accurate is your sebastian stan impression? i think he could do it my sebastian stan impression. i've never tried before but i'm feeling brave you sweats house this look at me
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i'm sebastian stan. how did i get into this great big bloody nutshell? this is a rather big nutshell. well, you sound just like them. for a sec there, i thought i was listening to the real person. a real sebastian stan impression? you need a friend. because you need a friend to say random words like, uh, fucking like, falafel. train car. and then like every time he says it you go, like you're the
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you know the gif of like uh when you eat dinner with no youtube and it's the skeleton at the at the con getting electrocuted? that's it. like you're slowly breaking the restraints of your chair and then you're like oh he's gonna break the restraints but then the last one he goes train car and then he goes and you're like oh shit bucky barnes ain't here. bucky barnes ain't here. that's the winter soldier now man. bucky barnes is in the he's in the sunken place.
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well, it'll be connor mcdavid's nickname. i think connie's a big one here. and then... ooh, danzy. i mean, danzy, geezy, geezy.
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they might just call him red because he wears a red shirt. the hockey nicknames are not very creative. anytime there's a creative nickname also when the player gets traded years later they go, yeah i was offended every single time i heard it. they're like i don't really like that i wish you would just call me mizey. i know they called me the giraffe because i'm six foot seven but i really prefer if they just stuck with my original nickname mizey. i'm gonna say he calls him big red.
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about as deep as hockey nicknames go, he often wears a red shirt. so we call him big red. looks like my sebastian stan impression really brought connie and i together. i still can't believe it was just an impression. i'm so impressed. oof, i gotta learn some more words.
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why you got dan in the cravat and sweats? it is giving a little bit like middle school drama production of austin powers. that's too real, man. they're telling nostalgic stories about the magic of first love. wait, wait. it's working. my pansexual island is working. it seems to be sharing jokes about reuben carter.
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ain't nothing funny about the hurricane man. they threw him in the prison cell but one time he could have been the champion of the world. ain't nothing funny about that. you bored? maybe you would hop on the damn plank with the avgm bro. austin powers, good afternoon. the angry video game nerd.
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do i make you horny, baby? do i? damn, it's way more powerful than i thought it would be. what's going on, melf? um, hello? got a sec? oh shit! you know those villains that show up in movies or comics? could you tell me one villain that left an impression on you? yeah, bro. heath ledger's joker. i'd rather not say he's so crazy.
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like guy who gets scared when asked to share an opinion in tomodachi life? what would you say is a villain that scared you? heath ledger's joker. cracked out uncle is not a villain. also, vibranian, any progress on the stanley tucci... heath ledger's joker? the day trippers gif where he's at the dance going... you...
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even the name heath ledger's joker sounds wrong to me. any progress on that one? cuz i swear he's giving... i mean, he's given a lot. he's given everything. do you want me to upload a clip? i got the movie? first though, like your honest opinion, is he or is he not given cracked out uncle? now i primed you, which is not really fair, but... an instant classic? yes! he's watching me play slay this pirate and he said an instant classic!
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that's probably how some of you watch it. you're like, you got your tv on the damn floor. oh, i just ended a turn with one energy remaining. no, no, he's leaving a comment telling me to fucking kill myself. he says you should fucking die. you're too stupid to be alive. but wait.
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wait, here comes some kind of trenchant observation about the modern condition and he's right back in. you are literally my hero. oh man, that's good shit right there. um, quetzalto barrow, are you here? let me see. cause you were leaving comments like that. i mean it was like 2017 but people don't forget quetzalto barrow, hcj guys.
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corey might be live, so you might not be here, but... calling out chatters is wild. that's what they get for using the same username across multiple platforms, bro. like somebody on letterboxd was like, hey, you're a 4.5 merchant, clicked on their profile. and then, like, wow, i forget what i was... i judged them for something. i cut them down to size mentally. and then in the peloton discord, they... oh, it's because in the movie,
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is this thing on, they said that was a hell of a transition. and then in the peloton discord, they said, has anyone seen this is this thing on? there's a lot of great transitions in the movie. and i said, oh, really? would you happen to be the person, johnny hotbod dodd or whatever that said you're a 4.5 star merchant and now you've inextricably accidentally linked your peloton discord identity to your letterbox identity?
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and i saw you on the ride today! you rode for like 11 minutes at 170 watts and then you said the hvac guy is here. the hvac guy is here. yeah, okay brother. i was talking to nepo baby and i got in a bad mood for some reason. it is the 90s after all. that's good. i need you in a bad mood. yes, dude. yes.
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yeah, i don't really want you to add like a planter to the beach or whatever. ditto. hello. again, elizabeth holmes, you can't use ditto like that. she's like, oh my god, you make youtube videos? you make gaming videos on youtube like northernlion? wait a minute. that checks out.
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can somebody please like throw a drink in someone else's face? we've been here for three hours. i'm running out of time. at noon we're playing re animal with kate, which is the newest game from the little nightmares, the original little nightmares team. luna's bored and wants some company. it's not an ad. fuck it bro, let's see what's going on in the luna michael dynamic. who the fuck is michael? they said the lion man.
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who's doing nothing right now? polly walnuts, wake the fuck up brother. here we are. check. hey t. good afternoon, polly walnuts. new market item! you're so fucking real! welcome! save 50% on a tiger baseball champion. no man, not the 2016 onitsuka tiger outfit. give us five stars. yeah, i'll take it, whatever. thanks a lot. be sure to
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that's heat bro, i was heat for a couple minutes back in like 2016. do you want the day trippers clip? i mean listen if you could find a way to distribute the day clippers the day trippers clip with a shareable link so that chat could determine whether or not they feel like he's giving cracked out uncle. oh my god, dude, he's
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so by the way, this is like omega spoilers for the day trippers, but just give me a second to get this shit set up here. if you are gonna watch the