nl stands for netherlands - Bits and Banter [05⧸05⧸2026]

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0:00 i'm gonna be honest, there's not much conversation beyond 15 minutes so you know, deal with that information as you will. what the fuck do you mean you just watched the apartment and what is shirley maclaine's problem? out of all the people in the movie, why would you pick on shirley maclaine? give me an itemized list of your problem with shirley maclaine's behavior please.
0:26 nobody has anything exactly. i ain't seen it. it's worth watching to be honest. it was back in the day where people used to have real jobs like you would stand in the elevator and then someone in a hat would come in and be like floor 15 please and then you would press floor 15.
0:45 wasn't she cheating on her husband or am i misremembering? bro, she's fucking single. she's literally, she's being taken advantage of by the boss of the company, by the boss of apartment incorporated. she's literally the first woman in new york city to eat chinese food. it's the first time on film that an american woman eats chinese food. i would bet everything i own on that.
1:10 you look bulgarian? i literally believe that that's true. i'm not saying i am bulgarian, but i literally believe that's true. i think i look like cardio bas rutten a little bit. let me see, bas rutten, where are you from? the netherlands? well, he could be from the netherlands, but have like some bulgarian nitrogenous bases or whatever in there. bas rutten? nah, i've decided i don't look like bas rutten at all.
1:38 now that i look at it, anyone else fill out their census? it felt bad when they were like, what's your heritage? list all options that you know of. and i said canadian next. but i will say they ask you, they
1:55 i don't want to, because the canadian government has had a sordid history of trying to get like software off the ground without it costing for some reason like 135 trillion dollars for a, like i don't even know what we're using arrivecan for. it doesn't make any sense to me but long story short, they ask me who lives in my house and i tell them and then they ask me who they are. so i say this is me, this is my wife, this is my daughter and then they say okay your daughter
2:24 who are her parents? and i go, you're not gonna believe this, it's me and my wife. and then they go, okay, what's your heritage and your wife's heritage? and i put it in and they go, what's your daughter's heritage? and i'm like, surely you can figure this out. there ain't nothing else popped up. it's not like she got like a spontaneous little dose of like some cuban jeans in there somewhere. that's not how it works, man.
2:52 they should just be able to do the math, man. you don't know that? i mean, i could cut out the canadian part and put cuban in. i don't see a situation where she do, i mean, just because we happened to take a cruise when she was incubating or something like that, she doesn't become bahamian, you know?
3:12 this is not anti adoption. they said, who are your daughter's genetic parents? they should know they're double checking adoption. they ask you, have you ever done? no, you're 14. i'm sorry. i'm arguing with a 14 year old kid from the philippines. i know you haven't done the canadian census. they ask you a hundred questions about who everyone in your house is and how they got there. i'm arguing with a 14 year old kid from the philippines. i'm lowering my blood pressure manually.
3:35 my chinese girlfriend is very disappointed you can't eat szechuan and are no longer 10% chinese. tell your chinese girlfriend, first off, that she's a person to me before just being like identified as chinese girlfriend, which is crazy sentence. tell her that i have some mala on saturday and i was fucking popping off. i think i built up a tolerance to it, to be honest. pop the mala, i'm sweating. i was sweating a little bit, but it was good, man.
4:02 would you put yourself in the top 10 for most parasocial chats on this website? are you fucking kidding? are you joking? absolutely. the 10 most parasocial chats on this website are people who come from those streams to my stream and ask me, i'm not going to name any names, but they'll say some shit that's like, hey, what like out of pocket completely
4:27 contextualist reference to another streamer's stream that i've never discussed before in my entire life. those are the most parasocial. i can't imagine living your whole life exclusively revolving around someone else's stream. that's madness. people in here work. now, they might work from home, but they work, many of them anyway. no, not squeaks. squeaks has... i don't think squeaks' chat is parasocial. i think squeaks' chat
4:56 they just, they bully him. they just bully him a lot. i feel bad for squeaks every i mean not like because he's in on the joke, but i feel bad for him every time no matter he'll say something that's like eight and a half out of ten funny and people will just tell him to like shut the fuck up like they're mean man. but that's the vibe that
5:16 i don't know if it's the vibe he wants, just the vibe he's cultivated. thoughts on the hantavirus? so called empath who uses the deaths of three individuals to make a joke about the northernlion supercruise. watching enel will claude make slides for me at work. can i say something? generative ai is a soulless tool to be using, but it's literally morally okay to use it. hey, don't kill me.
5:44 it's morally okay to use it to make slides because slides are not... it's not real. you were not put on this earth to make powerpoint pitch decks to try to solicit investment. you know how i know it's not real work? because i see motherfuckers doing it on airplanes all the time. the only people doing real work on airplanes are literally flight attendants and pilots, i said what i fucking said. okay? you've had it too good for too long.
6:12 now the flight attendants are working their asses off. mogs. guys, there b? there b? there b? guys, i still got some. sometimes it's good just to keep the heart rate up. now imagine how good that grenade would have been if it actually made it in, bro. oh shit, mvp!
6:49 oh, shit. powerpoint is so effective at communication. imagine reading memos like it's 1970. the el guigo, you probably put the cover sheet on your tps report every single time, right? literally, i'm so glad that only a couple of times a year do i have to sit in like a zoom call while someone puts slides on the screen and then reads all the text off the slides.
7:13 the only thing worse than it is when someone presenting the slides is like they think they're actually giving... one second, i need to concentrate. they think they're giving a ted talk and they start doing like hans rosling style like transitions and animations and stuff like that. i'm like, bro, what does this say about shareholder value? dldlguiga, are you guys handling the spacex ipo? is finals week, bro, chill? oh shit, it fucking is finals week if you're in college.
7:45 yeah, nice one. bro, why are you don't deagle over my shoulder when i got that fucking noob tube! watch cat, you piece! oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. oh my god, nobody's watching cat. i'm watching f and then you fucking died, you had the audacity to die. after oh my god, what are you doing? i'm bouncing on it because of your your misplays! i'm bouncing on it! deathmatch mentality? life's a deathmatch, bro.
8:20 realizing the realism of life in actuality. fuck who's the baddest, a person's status depends on salary type shit. i'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it. that's all i'm trying to say. that's all i'm trying to say and you hate me for it? me next. all right, we out here. move, motherfucker! i literally did my part. well, i got to make a fucking move.
9:21 okay, yeah, just body block me when i'm crossing. i'm gonna do something i fucking regret. oh, why would you body block me while i'm crossing? ooh, get me away from here, i'm dying. sing me a song to set me free. nobody does it like they used to, so it may as well be me. here on my own now, after hours, they never love me till i write.
9:51 might as well be us yep, you got me. it's called a wallbang sweetheart. i literally your name disappeared with the sand. you're lucky you're not dead okay, my gun obviously i fucking earned that who's next? yep. yep. yeah, really really crazy idea bro, you might you might be you might be on borrowed time saw one sight. all right. oh
10:36 by how you entry up. it's all we got man! there nobody else is doing anything. nobody else is doing anything. they're just, they're running down mid blocking the op angle and then winning the round single handedly. don't. bro. bro. hey. hey. they don't trust you with the op? i mean just running down mid smoking tons kind of crazy man. but you know what maybe they're all in a discord call together talking about how much they love the newest jason momoa movie.
11:29 they're having more fun than you still. they literally have delusions that they're gonna go pro. they are having no fun. can i say something controversial that reflects poorly on my fellow man? i think it's because people keep watching it. like the average letterboxed user's feed is like
11:48 20% the best movies ever made and then for some reason like 80% one and a half star out of five garbage that they're watching just to be part of the conversation even though the conversation is just this thing sucked like i sort of don't understand i don't understand the desire. shit we out here man. get the fella i'm dead. that was a really good grenade honestly.
12:28 we we had the sight! what happened? it oh oh oh oh! what happened, man? you wouldn't understand the experience of watching pure slop after work? buddy, i'm making pure slop during work! fireworks. only pitbull fans will understand. shit. oh, that's bad. that's worse. fair enough.
13:23 good game guys, good game. let me never see you around here ever again. the accounts with great top four and only slop recent reviews is that nine times out of ten they're film critics and have already watched most of the kino movies you're watching for the first time and just want to watch some stupid bullshit instead of sans soleil for the fifth time or they get paid to review slop. yeah bro, everybody on letterboxd who watches slop is a professional film critic. alan, come on here. this is the, it's the most cope i've ever seen in my entire life.
13:52 i think the truth of the matter is that the median letterbox user looks at watching five star movies as eating their vegetables and after they finish eating their vegetables, they're like, oh good now i've got a little bit of slack so i can watch five movies that are slop. i think they go, oh i watched a movie that required a little bit of emotional work and introspection, now i can watch a bunch of shit where i can just turn my brain off.
14:17 your sense of what's good is out of touch though. you're too reddit. bro, i haven't even seen project hail mary. you're the one telling me to see project hail mary. last movie i watched was permanent vacation by jim jarmusch. it was a waste of your time. i know a lot of you watch movies because i have watched them and then you want to feel like you're going to get the references. do not watch permanent vacation by jim jarmusch. it is not worth your time.
14:46 he gets, he makes movies that are worth your time. that one is not worth your time. have you watched secretary? my fiance wants to watch it tonight. i've never heard of it. ex saint jude. stay, i hope you're, start drinking your water right now. get, eat a big lunch. have a couple glasses of water right now. cause you and mj are gonna have a hell of a time. i wonder what his thoughts are right now.
15:20 i imagine something like this. so in case that guy was around was there he would have shot him in the ankle. literally john wick actually does that in one of the john wick movies. yeah, he shoots his toe and then the dude goes oh and when he bends over to grab his foot then he shoots him in the top of the head like the top through the bottom head eyes. i'm broke again man. i'm broke again.
15:56 the fuck? shooting gallery type shit? i don't like that. checking my bullets. six bullets. oh no. he is him. three bullets, three bullets. my dog, i gotta save my dog. oh, one bullet. that guy's cock is gone. one bullet, i gotta save my dog. oh, two bullets. okay, here we go. coming this way. just kidding motherfucker, my dog. this is for my dog. ah shit. fuck it.
16:37 i need a pirate coin. i need a pirate coin so i can go to the surgeon. i don't think john wick sounds like that at all. no, this is john wick getting back shots i think. this is audible. that one's pretty good though. good try. that was good man. ain't nothing wrong with that. oh my god. i think i hit him. oh, it says i hit him 34. i got the morning
17:04 nerves too. what is morning nerves? i'm like not warmed up. i'm still like gary's like what you get when you're 40 years old kate, i'm no that's like two years away that's heart heart palpitations, i think and like an increased risk for colorectal cancer but the doctors don't take it seriously enough to actually like pay for your screening. i
17:25 you know, you know, squeaks and ludwig said they don't want to get that checked up because they don't want to turn gay. oh, yep. popping mid. i mean, that is what happened to me. it didn't help that they described the sedative as like having a couple glasses of wine. the sedative's kind of like poppers.
17:52 well, we can can we buy or should we buy for next i literally don't i think money management and my rank is fake i buy the best gun i can afford every round. okay, i bounced a grenade off of a man's head in the long doors you should get a bonus. i have the first recorded grenade headshot in one cat right history always opting somewhere. okay killed up and died immediately in that guy fight has often. oh, no, no, no
18:39 you're basically at the top along or top of spawn. i think you can just run kate. you said the spawn. yeah, like to your left here. it might be going through long doors or up cat now. so i would say cat. yeah, he could go b too. you hear him? i heard he was crunching. he was eating like a b. someone was eating sunflower seeds. his window window.
19:24 can i get a check on that one? can i get a sound check on that one? i think someone was eating sun chips. it went off his trapezius muscle. there's two at least. one car, one planting. i gotta go up through cat but i'm probably gonna die. i'm peeking wicker instantly. god, he was below wicker. what the fuck is that? they were two of them. he was below wicker. where'd you die, cordy? mid doors.
20:11 all a, all a. everywhere on a. nice try, nice try. it's so crazy when you go around the corner and all the dudes appear at the same time. yeah. like you breach at exactly the wrong angle and you're like your brain just gets overloaded. should we be, wait, you don't need competitive wins, right? you need premiere wins to get ranked?
20:41 you need to be able to play premiere to get ranked, kory. oh, you can't play premiere yet. oh, i thought you could play premiere. no. okay. i tried, but my viewers could not carry me. we kept losing. really? to be fair, we weren't even close. we were just getting pooped on. aww. the achernof was not top fragging. bro is just copium.
21:13 acronom definitely top of the leaderboards for recommending like every single game that comes out in new and trending on steam for the next even the hentai ones they mercifully only buy the hentai ones for themselves from their position i personally guarantee they're going back a they can still they could still rotate i
21:50 yes! don't t bag! is this a controller? wait, don't t bag him. is he on controller? t bag is not tos. if the world comes to a bad place and they're tosing t bag, i don't want to play video games anymore. isn't it tos and valorant? you can be literally dirty talking to your discord kitten on open mic, but if you ever have a little bit of swag, they want to shut you down immediately. oh, they're hopping long?
22:22 got one falling into pit. you got the awper. still several. long? got the other one going to get the awp. flash is long again. i mean, like, what? okay, they smoked mid. i hear them pushing cat. two, two cat! watch out for cat. two cat. yeah, we know you have two cats. he's waker, he's waker! double door. one double door. i wanna fucking have a conversation with this blue. blue, can we have a fucking conversation?
23:07 why is bros i've got an op. bros peeking over my shoulder like with the op. we don't need two ops! go watch cat! fuck it bro. i hear him scoping right next to me man. i'm gonna fucking freak out. oh cat! i killed my same guy again! blue, go watch long. all you've ever wanted is to watch long. just go watch it. nice.
23:37 i missed so many shots with the off man. i'm gonna fucking freak out. put this guy on the other side. go on the other side. i'm gonna freak out, man. i'm gonna freak out. i hate to hear it. i'm double scope right next to my fucking ear, man. oh my god. clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp. watch cat. well, no one's watching mid either. i know. i'm not moving.
24:13 someone's gotta watch i'm not moving cat. i'm watching cat. i'm dropped. oh, oh my god fucking only kill one they grabbed the bomb at the cat bombs down cat again. oh boy you have
24:44 oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, i'm gonna, i'm actually gonna freak out. i'm actually gonna freak out. where is he? there's no, there's no shot, he's not going long. so i'm gonna watch mid, i'm gonna be the changer i wanna see in the world. what do you mean by gonna freak out? it sounds like currently... i thought you were talking to him. no, no. oh my god, oh my god, he body blocked me! i'm gonna fucking freak out, man! okay, blue dye.
25:18 blue died long oh my god what the fuck how did he see me hog car dead one more car oh i thought i had him good try good try i don't say this i don't say this to be mean blue blue wanted long all game i gave him long killed by an ak sad story very sad happened to a friend of mine i love this game i love this game
26:01 you went kind of crazy. silver 2! silver 2! hate live. i'm live. you know, i got baited. i got a twitch notification saying that dan geesling went live today. and i'm like, no way, really? and then he wasn't.
26:23 i think dan's always on chat is on a new level now. i had it up on the right monitor while i was on the peloton. and now instead of just watching whatever the vod is, there's like, you can shoot your avatar at like two spinning sticks with a goal underneath.
26:43 and then if you get it in the goal five times, you unlock like a little airdrop or something for your dang pax account. wait, what is this? it's kind of like chat marbles on stream. ladies and gentlemen, last day golden goblet for red here.
27:06 playing a little lag hockey um i think we think if we win this we can tie for the golden goblet little lag hockey all right we'll take it oh it's not in his twitch chat in in on his always on channel there's like an overlay where you can shoot your avatar because he has like a
27:32 avatars that you can make on his dang packs website so you can shoot your face in between two spinning blockers, mini golf style and if it goes in the goal five times you unlock like a little trinket for your account or something like that. so i can't really see what's happening in the chat while i'm on the bike but i was like damn always on chat is popping off today and then i looked at the screen a little bit closer and i was like it's just a bunch of faces trying to get through a windmill.
27:57 oh, he has a 24 7 twitch channel. he does have a 24 7 twitch channel. i didn't know that. okay. yeah. you're way behind. i want to get old. i'm way behind. i don't want to get old. the craziest thing old. i just don't know. like you can't. that's why people do. no, it's not. you can't know everything. i literally in discord this morning, i said six good movies come out every year.
28:23 that's probably the oldest shit i've ever said. i said two good movies come out every summer and then the other four good ones come out like december 2nd. the goat, the goat. they don't have time. they won't have kit. they don't have time. yeah, not even. they didn't know where it was. they didn't know where it was either. that was good. that was a smart plant bro planted at aldo. dildo. last place. excuse me. planted dildo? planted dildo? yeah, we're gonna call that dildo now. they planted tenga.
28:58 check it out, they boosted hitachi. i'm just clicking. whoa! holy aim punch, bro! whatever. oh, they're gonna defuse. fuck it, we're down. go, go, go! oh my god, it's akronov. they're defusing! it's downstairs, you idiot! orange. oh, it's akronov. it's akronov, then fox. literally stream snipers in our game? yeah, why are you stream sniping? discord members stream snipers in our game?
29:33 they know that all we do is rush ramp, so of course they're gonna rush ramp. what the fuck? where was he? i was wondering why... i was like nobody ever goes like three ramp right off the bat, but i didn't want to be accused of like the guy who thinks he's always getting stream sniped, but they never go three ramp, man. just literally does not happen. okay. i don't know. i literally cannot do anything in this map. these guys are pretty good to be honest. go out and die.
30:03 these guys are doing well. it is ct sided though, so there's always that code. nice. heaven or hell, sorry. believe in neither but fear them as well. wait, why did i swear to god if this ends up being like one of those ones where they go up like 12 to 2 and then they surrender and go like gg or something like that. i'm literally gonna ban them from every platform i have moderated for control over. plux might just leave the discord themselves though, it wouldn't be the first time.
30:36 i feel like nuke sucks if you don't know the plays and the smokes on this map. starting t sci kind of sucks ass too. i mean we could just stop running into ramp and getting mowed down. yeah. well we haven't communicated about any strategy. it's just run.
30:54 well in the outside, because they're only winning, there is an awp so i cannot go outside and then if i go inside there is like three other dudes rushing in and i can't shoot all three at the same time. no, obviously that's gonna happen. the stream snipe, this is i know that there's like a post stream snipe clarity when you're not a hate watcher where they're like, it would be so fun to play with my streamers and now they're like, oh did i just ruin the stream?
31:27 the vibes used to be good last game and now the vibes are horrible and they hate me for some reason even though we didn't do anything wrong. kate, i'm gonna go wound them all and then you pick up the trash after i die. squeaky open. one ramp, one trophy, one trophy. all ramp, all ramp. my bad, i walked in front of you. that's my bad. that was awesome though.
31:55 honestly having confidence is like 90% of counters. yeah, he's literally body blocking on purpose. oh my god. now i'm on top of someone's fucking head. why'd you jump on my head? i was trying to get away from blue. offing outside. they could be going secret. sorry, which is the outside way down b. i told you it's 90% confidence. why did i hear all the things that a nuke is there was a lot of plan.
32:30 there was a lot of... hey, i killed one of the guys as soon as we started on ct. this guy came alive on ct side. he was a psycho on ct. talking about blue? the orange guy? orange. oh, orange. he's alright, i guess. he's the guy who wanted to kick me. he is the guy who wanted to kick you. that's why i'm the guy who wants to kiss you. squeaky just opened? nothing on that, huh?
33:00 i will also note, not only are we pulling it back on ct, but it's also after you shamed them. i don't know what's more effective. gg! yeah, that was a good one. motherfucker. who was that? there's one more trophy. bomb dropped. he had some serious... oh, what the fuck? they're already at a. are they up there, kait, or...? no, down. they're planting right now. oops. love that.
33:35 watch this shit. don't even know where it's gonna fucking land. oh, oh! he's in, uh, like by spooky. oh my god! oh my god! okay, that's, that's swag. that's swag. you can't be mad about that. are you telling that to yourself? i'm being pushed. oops. purple, i'm eating your fucking lunch today. is that one of the stream snipers? yeah, that's plucks. i can see the soles of your fucking shoes, bro.
34:09 i don't know what our dude is saying. our dude is he's gonna knife me next time. he's saying, our best comeback bro, our best comeback bro. 10 to 2, best comeback bro. 10 to 2, 10 to 2, best comeback bro. one more win. that's awesome. okay, we push lobby with the awp. oops, bomb down. bomb down trophy.
34:43 last one. that's all right. you got him. yeah. holy cow. right. kind of popping off today. dude, literally corey, that would be my dream. it would be a dream if you just got an off. you should be able to check. can't you check how many away she is? james franco, james franco, spider man three. there you go.
35:14 that's how you check my... no, i went to... that was me and the gift keyboard. it's the one where james franco goes like this. i forget how to check. i don't even know if there's such a way. there is. there was a way before. it was like, oh, they need this many games before they can... and then they ask him, how's the pie? and he goes, so good. you know, there are people that insult me in the letterbox comments that i go to their profile. they rated spider man 2 the same as spider man 3.
35:46 like this is the state of the trolling ecosystem right now. unbelievable, man. yeah, spider man 3 way better. good one. that's a good one. i think emo peter was good. probably because you were emo kory. what's this room? no, it's what like a dork would think is cool. like he was acting out like what he thought was cool. it made sense. silo again. really? yep. yeah, he dropped onto mini. oh my god. did you see that? what the fuck was that?
36:21 that's some youtube shit man. he was literally flying. he flew, man. i saw him flutter in the air. it was so crazy. holy shit. he got like extra boost midair.
36:51 oh my gosh. i think i'm just gonna stand here and shoot them when they try to do it again i think that's a great play holy cow lobby as they didn't. oh fuck. yeah fast a fast a oh shit. they fucking did it again they got it. they got there he's in he's in cockroach spot. they're smoking outside. they're throwing lots of util outside. yep. yep. they're crossing w. corey i'm watching for the the craze could be lower. they could have gone crazy jump
37:31 good kill, good kill, you saved my life. that's bhopping. oh dude, we got peter griffin on our team. that's actually huge. he helped me when i was at my lowest. didn't ryan dress like peter griffin at one point? in tomodachi life? oh, in tomodachi life! i thought he was like, in real life i'm trying to think. i do have a pair of peter griffin pants, but i literally, it's ironic, i can't fit in them because my waist is too big.
37:57 they're like a 27 or something, a 26. oh that's crazy. yeah but i got them for $2.50 at a sidewalk sale. were you like 13 years old when you bought those? no it was last year and i honestly thought, i mean i could wear a 28, i thought i could get away with a 27. you can wear a 28? i know it's fucked up man. okay he's like calming his plays. that's peter griffin? no, well...
38:28 not on purpose is peter griffin. okay, i'm going in. oh, wait. what the fuck? he's behind you. what the fuck? yeah, i thought i saw him in the door for a second. chat, you're literally lying. i didn't see him. you saw him through my eyes. my eyes perceived nothing. i did not perceive his existence. sorry to say. peter griffin. wow, you got the whole real name here. these guys are fucking yappers, bro. tactical mute king.
39:09 okay, anyone want to come through the doors and shoot the guy who's wounded? i don't understand why they would run up this far and then not follow. cat, cat, one cat. i got hopped in the back of the neck. he was, i don't know. he's right there. he's right there. cat, cat. last on cat. that's last. we don't need to do anything. he does have an op. he'll probably save. he seems like he has a bad sense of time. yeah, we shouldn't have smoked the bomb.
39:50 you know, you literally sound like reefer madness. oh my god, i can't. fucking guys, dude, these fucking guys. huge, huge play. yep. just hide, hide, hide. he doesn't have time anyway. nice! she clutched up. don't molly tunnels. i'll get three of them when they come down tunnels. i know the fucking flam video says you have to molly tunnels. don't molly it this time. i got it. don't go for it. don't go for it. bail, bail. ah, there was a guy right there!
40:36 who walked in front of me? i'm on a site. i don't care if this dude is called peter griffin. we need the team kill him at the start of every round. this guy criticized my crosshair, which i think is really funny. you need to mute this guy. i'm sick of hearing of this guy. they're in the last place. i don't ever want to hear some shit that peter griffin said ever again. first off, right. i don't think it's peter griffin talking, by the way, is the other dude.
41:10 he got me. get him. get him. good trade. good trade. what a shot, kory. yes! oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. kory. kory. oh my god. kory, how does it feel? probably felt pretty good, right? felt like shit. no, bro. i bet it felt amazing. did you feel the power in your hands? that's power that guys like you and me don't get to feel all that often. ain't nothing to it but to do it. three, two, one. yeah, there's one there.
42:00 holy shit. oh my god. oh my god. there's there's an opera on cat. oh my god. how did he see me? he's wounded on car good shooting. they gave me mic on. oh, they're like that's a pot. uh, hey, hey, hey, kory my alpha king don't even need to say anything oh my god, there's never a doubt in my mind. there's never a doubt in my fucking mind. holy shit. hi. what the fuck is a tie? it's not premiere. it's not premiere.
42:44 guys, we're kind of awesome. also, kory, that was insane. what is thai? i don't want thai. i know you already ordered sushi. my heart. i thought they would order it because it's been a very busy game.
42:59 okay, let's go band for band right now. what the fuck am i only 80? yeah, damn, i'm at 105. no wonder i was fucking it feels way hard. i think they're 80 but like they're strong beats. they said play premiere. i could have shut the f up bro. you're making strong progress. oh shit sniper.
43:26 wait, acronov, the counter strike loser we beat? the person who lost to us in counter strike? you already know the vibes. we rush ramp. all flash. i didn't call them a loser. i said they lost at counter strike. they love pushing lobby. well, got him. still two outside. good shooting, kory. can you green on our team, not flash me? oh my god. good shooting, kory.
44:12 oh my god. you fucking legend. dude, i did not 89 damage to that guy. that's that's you you got me an easy kill. that's so sad. you know, i had a 250 off skin and i said i never use op so i sold it and then trade it for umamos macarons literally higher value trade no yeti got banned. what did yeti get banned for?
44:41 he said asia was less than three? that means that's a heart, bro. i don't have bomb. where's bomb? he got timed out for 1.2 million seconds? that's like a staggering length of time. you can't ban yeti on may 5th, man. that's when bob dylan married isis. the first time. what? it's a song by bob dylan and also an egyptian goddess. oh, that's a crazy shot. oh no. he's in mini there. holy shit. was.
45:20 oh my god, he's doing it. oh, oh my god. you saw the last one. oh excellent try excellent try it literally almost happened man, it almost happened that would have been so fucking crazy i'm broke. i'm broke. i can't buy anything. oh shit. you want up got him? maybe you should just like save it, but i guess they know where you are money's for spending bro. oh my god
46:10 how can you not love the awp? so scary. how can you not be romantic about baseball, man? rampless. squeaky stuff. squeaky behavior going on here. outside type behavior. a lot of stuff happening outside. silo, yeah. oh, i saw two. garage, garage, garage. oh, shit. oh, i'm bad. i'm bad. i should have had him. he was a mini. good shooting, yellow. good shooting. we know where they are. oh!
47:10 oh on top of minnie. oh my god we won. nice shit. we won. i didn't even see the scoreboard at the end. hopefully i wasn't the last. last on the winning team? nothing wrong with that. i was the last? oh i gotta go pee. be right back. i also have to pee. chat was i last? wait i can say whatever i want. i'm the only one who's not peeing.
47:44 i hope both of them are sitting down and peeing because i can't have the standing up peer in this discord. shut their kneecap. comms, comms, intel, comms, long, going long. the buy period's expired, y'all. save round? i'm in? good round, good round. you guys okay? no, we're not good. corey went to bathroom and i shot both of your kneecaps. i was yelling at my dick!
48:43 yelling at my dick to pee faster say browns damn kory moggs me post pist kill good try very cinematic death kory two deagle kills or the canucks get third overall tonight call outs nothing yet long. there's one gavin mckenna i'm so sorry deep long deep long. yeah they were watching you
49:24 the numbers all add up. san jose sharks won the second draw of the 2026 draft lottery and as a result will own the second overall selection in the 2026 nhl draft with vancouver dropping to position number three. got one? nice shot. almost got two man. oh straight back, straight back. scout. might want to pivot. cheater. oh my gosh.
50:03 i think there's something mentally about the deagle where you're like i'm going to aim for his head because that's why this gun is good and then with like other guns i'm like just let it fly man that lands. holy fuck it was the perfect smoke. i smoked on top of it. oh okay. oh the auto sniper. guys sights clear. i'm blind as fuck.
50:53 oh my god, score 20 again. yeah, how can you afford that? that shit's expensive. you got this, bro. we came through so fast. also, i was looking at my mini map. also, literally doesn't even matter. i have a gamer keyboard. i'm married to a hot btuber. i don't, i literally don't need this. it means more to him than it does to me. it means more to him than it does to me. my life is awesome.
51:22 i threw a smoke mid so they could still think we're pushing. oh, you got it. oh, behind, behind, behind, stairs! i'm going into site. i think you gotta go site, yeah. they're both here. oh, good try, good try, yellow. that's right. oh, really good try, good try. oh, are you kidding me? i hate this gun! aka gun, it's tough. the recoil is really tough. what, what am i? am i... i have to be sink?
52:16 uh, ten? what are you? snicks? to my lungs, you're my heir. shhh! to my cells... i'll leave, i'll leave. i'll fucking leave. oh man. scared when the dude's name's like a... i don't know, like a file name. oh my god, i saw the guy too. oh, execution. okay, don't follow me banana. i'm only going up banana to throw a grenade.
52:54 to farm some damage on you, till. don't follow me, i'm gonna throw some grenades. it's literally working. does it ever work? i'm top fragging! read malcolm gladwell, you cut out the outliers. missed. okay, they mollied it this time. that's a bit smarter. i hear the footsteps. motherfricker! it's a damn disaster out here!
53:38 help me! thank you, you saved my life. he was into the right. oh, two apartments. we get those. oh my god! it literally shouldn't even be possible to miss that. got a plant! oh my god. rush him. there's two seconds! oh my god! well, yep, we're sacrificing him. everyone point your guns at him so he feels bad. everyone point your guns at his head.
54:17 don't actually shoot, but just make him feel threatened. we have neurons in our brain that can tell when someone's looking at us. i throw a grenade down banana. you know they can't resist going down. this guy loves nading banana. bro, it's free damage! banana boy. it's free damage. banana boy. banana boy. you just throw a grenade and walk back. oh, you fucker. there, banana, banana! heavy banana. heavy banana, heavy. banana banana. i resign.
54:59 i didn't hit them at all? we're dancing. no sweat, i did 200 damage. you know why? grenade. a grenade did a lot of work, man. i hate grenades. you guys throwing nades? they got some crazy nade tech. down banana, by the way. we don't need two people there? maybe? what the fuck? oh my god. oh my god. what? how does that make any sense? i got one, but there's still more coming. you're right with the nades. they know how to bounce it for sure.
55:42 he's running around with their knives out, man. oh, fuck! he's in sight? he just blinked dagger. what the fuck? you okay, kory? he's stunned. he's flabbergasted, man. i literally think... here's what i think happened. ricky got behind you and then got targeted by an ally venge swap. that's the only way they could have gotten behind you without you noticing. i don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
56:20 is that a league or a dota thing? yeah, that's dota. oh, okay. ow! nade, nade, nade, nade! there's one coming mid junal ly. well, that's no good, man. i guess i gotta wait for the smoke to dissipate and then ego farm some kills. weird. that's what i would have done. 6 9. i shot the side of the head, yo. there's another one. buy a grenade.
57:04 i mean, grenade down banana is like free fucking... free fucking dopamine, bro. until you see a nade come right back at the face. wow, that's why you throw the grenade, you hold s. who's s? oh, i volunteer. okay, that was a crazy grenade. maybe corey's got a point. things are going down at me. lots of you till banana. steps banana. okay, literally he should be dead. what the fuck? i only have pistol. okay. dude's just hanging out.
57:41 in spawn. looking down mid with an awp. oh, good shooting. worth. literally came back to fight himself. grenade cooked in an nl style. with engine source. no u till b. i hear stuff e or a. e? that was crazy. why is orange my puppy dog, man? oh, he's lit! apartment! tooth's dead.
58:35 crazy guys. oh my god. oh, i owe dan. oh shit. we're fucked man. i got the polycule ak from the t side. we don't still wonder we're getting our asses beat. sorry what? i said what i said. fucking everybody went beat, huh? how am i first? i was like way late. lots of stuff. a lots of stuff going down a really nightmare on banana bro.
59:13 i'm never going b. i just get... ...grenaded. the fuck is he talking about? my shit did get fucked up when i tapped a dude with the molly. i think they're at b now. yep. oh! you tased me! oh shit, good shooting. what the fuck? the sound effects are great. you broke my nose! one's gonna be coming from a. yep, there'll be w cons on that one, that's true.
59:56 it's still good, man. still good. still fun. still a fun game. broke my nose. broke my nose. oh, shit. i'm out of here. yeah, yeah, yeah. i will send people over to you, kate. thank you. it's been a pleasure. ggs. those were good games. those were good games. yeah, it was fun. much more evenly matched, i feel like, than for sure previous attempts. chat good stream. i'll be back tomorrow.
1:00:28 but that's it's only a day away. so don't don't be upset. don't cry about it later i was just in my car trying to keep my blood pressure down when i wake up in the morning and the sunlight hurts my eyes then i look at you
1:00:52 and the words me me smashing my steering wheel with the bill withers in the background just one look at you and i know it's gonna be and then you got to take a big breath for this one because he goes and he just keeps it going for like i don't even know it's like that might be like a 41 second note if i had to guess