We don't like him, do we folks (Road to Empress 2)

Name: We don't like him, do we folks (Road to Empress 2)
Uploaded: 2026-06-25
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0:01 destroy them completely. he tried to kill you? that was the little fella! no, that was him? whatever.
0:18 they're both sus in my eyes. because they were clear in each other. they could both be an imposter. yeah, yeah, yeah. certified shenma moment.
0:47 look at him, he doesn't even know where to get lingering incense.
1:23 let him be flogged to death or i'm gonna speak for him. i don't think i can let him be flogged to death.
1:52 i'll kill as many people as i need to find the murderer. oh yeah, okay no problem. who do you think i am, professor xavier? you mean investigate the entire palace.
2:22 long ass search
2:41 now she can die for all i care. vlog to death, maybe? vlog to death? same as the other guy? yep. yep, that seems fair. your majesty, that's... that's awesome! you're a damn genius!
3:11 keep silent and mourn for her. she got added to the archive, it was like when the people's pictures get flashed in the sky during the hunger games. i will buy you a new house. he's on that everclear shit.
3:53 new house! new house that uses rising sun as the theme song instead of teardrop. why you wanna take me to this party a brief? i'm darn to late.
4:16 i understand why you're so pressed.
4:43 that's right, that's right. turns out all we really needed to do to balance the power was give the emperor some self esteem so he would stand up to the chancellor zhang sun. who knew? all he needed to do was like
5:32 disagree with him. oh. oh shit, fly open man. get some dirt on the rug. ho ho ho, that's gotta be at least 50 points each. alright, now i kinda understand why he was so pressed. i thought it was just gonna be like a little townhouse or something but he really... he went the extra mile. besides li van, i'm not sure if i can do it.
6:18 you see, he goes over to the scrolls and when you got people over, it goes right into the wall.
6:54 he's love bombing her. snowball fight, he's not having snowball fights with any of the other consorts, i'll tell you that much. but you know that she's gonna grab a handful of snow and put it down the back of his robe. but if he did the same thing, if he did the same thing, it would be an international incident. but when they put the snow down the back of your collar and it's the coldest thing that's ever existed ever, you just gotta be like,
7:40 that was really funny. that was really funny! i will be kinder than the empress. you don't deserve the nin tai kuchi, because you're... obviously there's a power imbalance here, but you can take the bukuchi. shao didi. man, that boy was hungry. he's eating it like he stole it.
8:26 you know he's gonna have a sugar crash though. rich ass mooncake on an empty stomach. he broke both knee caps just shattered. my lady, i don't think i can stand up.
9:05 who's gonna leave a dent in the floor? let me guess... the tea was actually lighter fluid.
9:44 you would have gone up like a damn tinderbox! yes, we... you all along, sadly.
10:18 he's talking like the boy scouts from moonrise kingdom. breeze in the air, you can see we are in sync.
10:38 this guy probably thinks kendrick won the beef man. shut up. she just kinda wanders, huh? everybody mourns differently i guess but...
11:17 no, he's getting out all that resentment. he's getting mugged by the emperor, so he has to pass the the mugging on.
11:47 and yet your gamer score remains diminutive and puny. but i played, yes we saw. we saw you played king kong, peter jackson's king kong for the original xbox. some are calling it the most ill gotten 10,000 gamer score you can get. you get 10,000 gamer score for beating the first level.
12:19 1000... whatever! pu jang sun, gao yong's pursuit of power was not merely an overreach. it was a challenge to the established order. with deep roots... i can't read that fast, i'm sorry. i was thinking about a joke. established order, like when you try to get like a... you're at mcdonald's and you try to replace the soda with a milkshake.
12:54 whatever then.
13:24 and then back away slowly. no, i thought he really went in the one direction.
13:59 what about this last one?
14:32 the last we had a norman rockwell painting in the making. i think we should kill her but for a different reason. that's saying it's possible. yeah meanwhile gurue is absolutely right. councilman number nine. i've got tickets to the to the shogi match later. can we get this show on the road? the shogi match starts at liu chang.
15:08 can we just get this execution done?
15:45 i trust you, your majesty. look at my pathetic emperor, man. rose got his head on her damn shoulder. he's supposed to be ruling the empire with an iron fist. not fucking judd, emperor. father of my child.
16:23 she kind of got the ranala fit. it's a big ass cell, holy cow. this is how my kids' playroom looks to me when i'm sitting in one of those tiny ass chairs. the ceiling is like three feet tall. holy cow. she's like three bricks tall.
17:08 i will not let you go. i will not let you go. i will not let you go. i will not let you go.
17:23 i just want to go for a walk. it's been so long since i went for a walk. can you guys keep it down? this is an emotional moment.
17:45 can you explain the title? i'm so sorry to the youtube viewers. i'm getting head in the back rooms. i'm fucking the babadook. i'm eight inches deep in pennywise. bro, shut up. it's good! it's literally good! you censored head?
18:10 i got an ai warning that it wasn't befitting twitch's moderation standards when i didn't sense her head. my bad, it's alright, def k.o. it's not your fault, sean. it's not your fault.
18:48 biongiiii! certified biongii signer. maybe they didn't pay for his rights for the second game. he hasn't even shown up in a flashback. ludwig wouldn't work with him. ludwig said it's him or me. i want i want you put me in the movie, i want biongii money!
19:26 what's past is past. put on like a little kid voice for you. close your eyes. it'll be like he's here.
20:14 i was gone for five minutes. what happened? gao yang got falsely accused of rebellion by the nasty vizier, counselor zhang song. we hate our viziers, don't we folks? we don't like them. caniving, conniving, nasty little zhang xian. nefarious with his little plans. grima wormtongue, i call him. we hate him.
20:46 damn, the moon is fucking bright tonight. jesus. somebody go turn the damn moon down. wait, the baby's name is chung long?
21:17 i'm not afraid of the dark side. i'm not afraid of the dark side. i'm not afraid of the dark side. i'm not afraid of the dark side. i'm not afraid of the dark side. i'm not afraid of the dark side.
22:21 where's the kyber crystal? i'm sorry, i don't care how resolved i am. if you leave the cell door open, i'm taking a couple steps. just to see what it's like in the hallway at least. it's a little dry. a little... that's some type of shit. you're still trying to serve a little bit?
23:04 it's a little too tan and rich. could you bring me a pinot grigio next? p.o.d. your paul giamatti after you drink merlot?
23:37 i'm a toy zoraski
24:02 she's like, oh, oh fuck i think there's something in the wine. oh my god. i think i think the wine's gone bad
24:43 no, there was a diatom in there? don't even joke, lad. don't even joke. of her complaints about biong, what the f biong up in heaven? what the fuck? you endured a long and difficult labor. by your determination, the little life you carried was brought safely into the world. at the sound of your baby's first cry, relief finally washed over you. exhausted and grief stricken, you soon lost consciousness.
25:36 okay, that's a killer shot. oh shit. an heir to the throne. lightning cra it's so true! the known mother dies. confusion levels heads. the placenta falls. but from the lady down the hall.
26:09 the angel opens her eyes, and her blaccente colored eyes, and saw the glory of the hine. i can feel it coming back. yeah, phil! we're drip compatible still!
26:39 like a rolling, and the microphone smells like a beer. damn, we're actually, it's 5v4. we're actually pulling it back guys. you don't even know the words? i listen to lightning crashes probably like 100 times a day in the eighth grade.
27:06 you're fucking dead! ling long, you died! you're in hell right now
27:39 yeah. that's a real one. doing the laundry probably sucked ass back then. you know she ain't throwing that shit in the damn top loader. let's put it that way. canada's game is about to start. he's out here being chinese. haven't you seen the crowds? i know you're from europe and that's fine. people in north america don't really give a fuck about the world cup.
28:20 prior to my country actually qualifying for the world cup because they doubled the capacity. i get that soccer canada is a little bit on a come up as well. okay, and to me mexico does care as well and maybe like trinidad and tobago but the only reason people in north america cared prior to that at least in canada and the us is because you got to show off like you'd be like what the fuck? like greg? you're dutch? yeah, actually my great great great grandfather came from amsterdam. he'd be like oh shit
28:51 i had no idea. he'd be like, damn this dude. i didn't know i'd known this dude my whole life and it turns out that his ass is croatian. when the hell did that? i thought we were all from fucking kingston, ontario.
29:06 nicely done a girl in a man you free. know what i'm talking about? no, no, no, no. track two off of mezzanine guys, come on. yes, first time chat, i do. hi, i'm samson.
29:35 i was thinking about replying to the message that said, do you know mexico's in north america, right? and replying in a churlish way like, do you know that i said that shit like eight and a half minutes ago, like federico fellini? we said we said that! they already got me for that one, bro! double jeopardy! you can't be charged with the same crime twice! they can't? i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
30:17 ashley judd motherfucker, benjamin bratt i think. ashley judd is kind of sick actually. that kid is swag though. that's laoban. shaboosie? she said shut your little ass up.
30:56 she said, who asked you anyway? they're subjecting the fifa watchers to michael buble? no, shut the... i can't, only kory can do it. jack frost nipping at your nose. oh, babe. well, that's gonna do it for road to empress today.